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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 161

  • @LPgeneratorx
    @LPgeneratorx Месяц назад +219

    Would love to see you and Alfie together on a video ngl, hope it comes to fruition. Two of my favorite creators in the football side of RUclips.

    • @KimJong-101
      @KimJong-101 Месяц назад +17

      Alfie's football YTs David Attenborough

    • @BloodRider1914
      @BloodRider1914 Месяц назад +6

      Educated sports fan RUclipsrs unite.

    • @TheJonBob
      @TheJonBob Месяц назад +1

      Yes

    • @LocalNoob_2
      @LocalNoob_2 Месяц назад

      both football hipsters wonder what you look like lol

  • @PunnyPanther
    @PunnyPanther Месяц назад +88

    Without Freddie Adu, we need a collab between you two

  • @theangrykbdist
    @theangrykbdist Месяц назад +328

    WTF BRO YOU KNOW HITC SEVENS???????? A COLLAB WE NEED PLEASE!!

    • @MarDuBronx
      @MarDuBronx Месяц назад +6

      Two nerdy lil liberals 🤣🤣🤡

    • @HappyHonklerRecords
      @HappyHonklerRecords Месяц назад +1

      Probably not a good idea.
      You'll see why soon.

    • @doezage
      @doezage Месяц назад

      Hitc sevens is more organized

    • @LocalNoob_2
      @LocalNoob_2 Месяц назад

      football hipster overload

    • @whittar
      @whittar Месяц назад

      Idk if he collaborating with the misinformation guy is a good thing

  • @BadEmpanada
    @BadEmpanada Месяц назад +57

    Lots of people were forcibly displaced from their homes so that the Sheiks could implement their out-of-a-satire idea of making a city that's a straight line that is now advertised by footballers who'd sell their grandma for a million dollars

    • @LajosKossuthOnline
      @LajosKossuthOnline Месяц назад +1

      Empanada on a football video is oddly weird. Based man. Need you to talk smack about the Cube (Mukaab)

    • @kowalski9er273
      @kowalski9er273 Месяц назад +3

      Ngl, word for word, this sounds exactly like something Alfie from HITC Sports would say about the whole Saudi situation.

    • @M1KisCool
      @M1KisCool Месяц назад

      did not expect to see you on a football video, hello Badempanada

    • @shams3831
      @shams3831 Месяц назад

      Lots of people were also forcibly displaced from their homes or kil.led directly because of the US and their chosen big-nosed people, in several countries, adding up to tens of millions.

  • @gamakujira64e23
    @gamakujira64e23 Месяц назад +70

    HITC Sevens the goat

  • @DammitBobby
    @DammitBobby Месяц назад +71

    The Line is just one aspect of NEOM. NEOM includes a few other, equally idiotic mega projects that will inevitably fail.

    • @wolfbad512
      @wolfbad512 Месяц назад +7

      Even if it somehow worked
      It would only be for ultra rich ppl lol it only houses a million even tho a trillion is spent on it

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 Месяц назад

      Just go to Long Branch like all the other rich white people

    • @DEFGECD
      @DEFGECD Месяц назад +4

      Yeah everyone is focused on The Line but everyone is ignoring that they're planning on making a synthetic snow resort and they're planning on bidding for the 2034 Winter Olympic games

  • @EmmanuelBernard-c9c
    @EmmanuelBernard-c9c Месяц назад +110

    I need to see a collab with vizeh,Fng, maqwell and HITC SEVENS

    • @ahnafkhan4435
      @ahnafkhan4435 Месяц назад +22

      Throw in The Irish Guy as well. The forfeits will be CINEMA!!!!!

    • @EKNYR
      @EKNYR Месяц назад +9

      As long as Maqwell can keep his politics out of-great creator but the bias is just nuts with him in a way it’s not with HITC, Z, etc.

    • @exsandgrounder
      @exsandgrounder Месяц назад

      @@ahnafkhan4435 His voice (or at least his YT voice) is too whiny. No thanks.

    • @sm42941
      @sm42941 Месяц назад

      @@EKNYR like what

    • @EKNYR
      @EKNYR Месяц назад +3

      @@sm42941 like bringing up Israel or all the time when it’s not relevant, and pumping up Asia all the time when it’s not related.
      He can do as he likes and I watch his videos, I just think he spends half his time virtue signaling instead of discussing football.

  • @VolkMate
    @VolkMate Месяц назад +34

    You know, I wasn't sure if I would move to The Line™ or not, but now that Chris Smalling's said it's a cognitive city, I've made up my mind. I will see you in Saudi Arabia, gentlemen

  • @mismisimognomo101
    @mismisimognomo101 Месяц назад +10

    Alfie is an amazing content creator, my favorite by far. Would love to see a colab of any kind between you two ! 🖤

  • @kieronparr3403
    @kieronparr3403 Месяц назад +28

    Alfie is awesome

  • @DGAMINGEN
    @DGAMINGEN Месяц назад +26

    I love that HITC Sevens and Zealand are on good terms. I swear peoples opinions on Alfie show something about people character.
    Every person that likes him I have been incredibly chill with but the one guy that didn't like him brought up that he doesn't believe in evolution UMPROMPTED 5 mins later (was in a twitch chat XD).

    • @symptomofsouls
      @symptomofsouls Месяц назад +2

      Alfie is obnoxious and tbh I can't get along with anyone who gets along with him

    • @tariqomer4678
      @tariqomer4678 Месяц назад

      Everything he does when it comes to football purely is absolutely brilliantly made. However, when it comes to, you know, the shady and political aspect of football stuff that he does, I just feel that it is poorly researched and he views it from a biased perspective.

    • @DGAMINGEN
      @DGAMINGEN Месяц назад +4

      @@tariqomer4678 "he views it from a biased perspective"
      1. Everyone is baised.
      2. Whats your problem with his bias? That he support LGBT people? That he made a video about how nepotism has lead to racism? How big cooperations in football are cringe?

    • @tariqomer4678
      @tariqomer4678 Месяц назад

      @@DGAMINGEN When the subject is looked at from an EXTREMELY biased perspective (perhaps I should have clarified that) it will lack credibility.
      No, not a single one of those you mentioned. The video he made on Fabrizio Romano is a prime example of that. Poorly researched, or at least, the aspects which gives a good defence of Fabrizio Romano is poorly researched (that's what I am refering to when I said "biased perspective" he looks at things from only one side. Not both sides). While also criticizing Romano for being in a sort of money game while ignoring the fact that he is part of that game himself. Some people have actually pointed that out to him
      How he continuously refers to workers rights in Qatar without mentioning that there has been 6 investigations regarding that. Including one by the FBI. Not defending Qatar, but wouldn't it be fair to at least mention that? Rather than parroting unverified numbers from The Guardian (which have provided false information before in order to push an agend) over and over.
      He lets his emotions and personal belief to get to him when doing these types of videos. Which makes me believe that these type of videos don't have enough credibility in order to take them seriously for me.

    • @pulleyfm8585
      @pulleyfm8585 Месяц назад

      Not believing in evolution and also presenting content as researched and fact checked is a juxtaposition and a half. I'll watch some of his stuff and if I don't like something he makes I just don't watch it. The people going out of their way to hate on him make no sense though, just move on and touch grass.

  • @spmoq
    @spmoq Месяц назад +39

    Thank goodness I’m old enough to understand stuff like this is predatory and brainwashing material. I feel for teens and young kids who are more susceptible to this kind of stuff. That’s the scary part to me.

    • @samuelschonenberger
      @samuelschonenberger Месяц назад +6

      Young Saudis are likely the target of these campaigns

    • @wolfbad512
      @wolfbad512 Месяц назад +2

      @@samuelschonenberger sadly a lot of them believe in it
      I've seen them before

    • @Spursarebottlers
      @Spursarebottlers Месяц назад +1

      Teens won’t fall for this, young children will.

  • @diverse_load
    @diverse_load Месяц назад +7

    Love Alfies channel

  • @ARaider510
    @ARaider510 Месяц назад +2

    Fun fact about THE LINE, it’s already been shortened from the original plan… it might be because they realized it’s incredibly stupid but sunk cost fallacy tells them yolo pride > science and reason

  • @maxreeves9024
    @maxreeves9024 Месяц назад +10

    Chris Smalling is just living every Millwall academy player's dream of being a mouthpiece for a totalitarian state

  • @1draigon
    @1draigon Месяц назад +3

    seeing people learn about the line by NEOM is so funny

  • @AquaSteez
    @AquaSteez Месяц назад +1

    Alfie is the goat football content creator. Hands down.

  • @iirovaltonen4258
    @iirovaltonen4258 Месяц назад

    For the world to be considered whole, 2 things need to happen. 1) A podcast/video series with Zealand, maqwell, HITCH Sevens, TomFM and Vizeh. 2) Zealand must go run today

  • @vjaska
    @vjaska Месяц назад +1

    We need the Alfie & Zealand collab big time

  • @animamaster
    @animamaster Месяц назад +24

    The propaganda is mad

    • @matteopepe28
      @matteopepe28 Месяц назад +5

      Baby material compared to American propaganda

    • @janis7077
      @janis7077 Месяц назад

      @@matteopepe28 Typical idiot answer. Always talking about something else instead of focusing on the problem being discussed.

    • @Evan.01
      @Evan.01 Месяц назад +1

      ⁠​⁠@@Icarus07c You realise this is in lockstep with US interests here. The US (& UK) have arm^ed/funded & maintained the rule of the KSA monarchy for decades.
      Frankly I’m more irritated by our gov/state department policies here - and these footballers are technically furthering this, but they certainly aren’t against our gov’s values.
      The KSA (MBS atm) are one of our closest allies in the region. So, definitely part of our western “values” (you’ll be shocked when you find out what other groups we’ve funded/are funding in this region if you’re not aware of much of our foreign policy).

  • @MattMcMatt
    @MattMcMatt Месяц назад +5

    You and Alfie should go on a run together

  • @realcoleholland
    @realcoleholland Месяц назад +3

    They get paid directly to do this for example Neymar gets a direct payment everytime he mentions Saudi Arabia in a post it’s in the tens of millions per post

  • @poppyharlow4448
    @poppyharlow4448 Месяц назад +2

    this just reminds me of Spec Ops: The Line

  • @nemangame
    @nemangame Месяц назад +2

    Hate to break it to you but HOA doesn't exist outside of the US

  • @BlueWoWTaylan
    @BlueWoWTaylan Месяц назад

    ''Athlete Patron of Football Beyond Borders''....his twitter says. SURE Jan.

  • @Creddiam
    @Creddiam Месяц назад

    In the Netherlands we have a few old peat towns which are alongated.

    • @deltav864
      @deltav864 Месяц назад

      Yeah but it's not like a giant mirror in the desert... look up the concept of "the line" it's bonkers, saw it a couple of years ago and I thought it was a joke.

  • @mikeavina168
    @mikeavina168 Месяц назад +4

    ❤Alfie vids

  • @itsallrigged7295
    @itsallrigged7295 Месяц назад

    Ok come on you and Alfie would be actually elite level RUclips

  • @copious983
    @copious983 Месяц назад

    PML the cat retching

  • @CroPhantomX
    @CroPhantomX Месяц назад

    Bro THE LORE DROP

  • @irfanadhin5918
    @irfanadhin5918 Месяц назад +3

    Zealand promoting the line better than Smalling. Btw bad marketing still a marketing.

  • @lilbaa8381
    @lilbaa8381 Месяц назад +1

    I love your and Alfie videos and I think would been amazing to collab man

  • @crungushakooter
    @crungushakooter Месяц назад

    Yikes. I'm a Roma fan, he did kind of get forced out of the squad as he's 34, but I think he still would have been good enough to go Dutch, Belgian, Turkish league or something (not sure he got any transfer offers though) and he could have retired with his dignitiy intact in a couple years

  • @lkrnpk
    @lkrnpk Месяц назад +1

    COGNITIVE CITY!

  • @dyzlz4111
    @dyzlz4111 Месяц назад +1

    Bro I just clicked on this video off a hitc sevens video No wayyyy 😂😂

  • @dawidzielinski9928
    @dawidzielinski9928 Месяц назад

    Reportage kind of video on some football news would be ideal premise of your collab with HITC Sevens

  • @shawnmason5551
    @shawnmason5551 Месяц назад

    Sounds kinda “Logan’s Run.”

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 Месяц назад

    And let me join the chorus of mutual fans of you and HITC Sevens who would love to see you guys collaborate

  • @shahir1395
    @shahir1395 Месяц назад +1

    fifa needs to do something about gambling sponsors, overly inflated transfers and contracts, alcohol brands and a few other other things that these bottomless pocket wearers

  • @kyletucker3811
    @kyletucker3811 Месяц назад +2

    Hey, you should do a collab with that guy that just retired, that Zealand guy. You two look a lot alike, it's kinda freaky.

  • @kylestevens6544
    @kylestevens6544 Месяц назад +1

    Shoutout to Alfie!

  • @devilskeeper007
    @devilskeeper007 Месяц назад

    The cognitive features of my brain featuring billions of cells from the sanctum in my skull inspired this comment #grateful

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 Месяц назад

    First time I’ve heard of this guy and it’s bc he’s a shill for the Saudi Pro League. Real man of character.

  • @q2yogurt
    @q2yogurt Месяц назад +1

    The whole idea of The Line is extremely idiotic and honestly dangerous (for people who will live in it)

  • @mrfoofoo69
    @mrfoofoo69 Месяц назад

    I literally follow two football RUclipsrs - you and Alfie 😂

  • @nsomandin5342
    @nsomandin5342 Месяц назад

    4:54 Z, the entire point of this city is that thats absolutely not the case lmao

  • @symptomofsouls
    @symptomofsouls Месяц назад

    Imagine living in a city. Just, any city. Why would you want to spend your life in a rat-infested, crime-riddled dystopia when you could just live in the middle of nowhere and not have to deal with any of that

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 Месяц назад

      I live in a city. I much prefer all of that to the middle of nowhere. More affordable, too.

  • @PH-jv4ik
    @PH-jv4ik Месяц назад +2

    Alfie x Zealand collab!?

  • @abhiN3127
    @abhiN3127 Месяц назад

    You should collab with The Irish guy some day maybe make a video on prem predictions with him❤

  • @Burpingtogheter
    @Burpingtogheter Месяц назад

    No fucking way my 2 fav youtubers are friends

  • @Boba036
    @Boba036 Месяц назад +1

    Messi gets paid by them and he seems to get a pass….it either needs to be ok for all or not at all but ppl cherry-picking who isn’t allowed to take their money is bullshit

  • @Mikehoncho2647
    @Mikehoncho2647 Месяц назад

    ALFIE IS THE GOAT

  • @Hendrik-jan-de-tuinman
    @Hendrik-jan-de-tuinman Месяц назад +1

    eh Smalling is 34 now, he isnt going that much longer

  • @christopherwagemans7556
    @christopherwagemans7556 Месяц назад

    I mean for all we know that was part of the contract he signed…. If there are things about doing sponsorship agreements in his contract then he is just doing what he agreed to. Unfortunately for him the sponsorship is a joke but he is just collecting his bag. No foul on smalling imo.

  • @Archie-tb1rq
    @Archie-tb1rq Месяц назад

    Rich coming from an American.

  • @jordylont1879
    @jordylont1879 Месяц назад +1

    Imagine that your dream is to become a professional footballer, you make it all the way there, and then you find yourself shilling for shit like that lol

  • @efebayramgurler7472
    @efebayramgurler7472 Месяц назад

    its over

  • @zebrawoodyeah
    @zebrawoodyeah Месяц назад

    Zealand Alfie collab? We will be there no matter what🙏

  • @ninjalectualx
    @ninjalectualx Месяц назад

    Hashtags are still relevant. #GallagherRojiblanco

  • @jebus89
    @jebus89 Месяц назад

    I will just say that one of these videos plays into the hands of Saudi Arabia just through pure publicity to whatever shit they're promoting

  • @SamButler22
    @SamButler22 Месяц назад +1

    Cooked? Emi Martinez got a ban for being Emi Martinez. It's so over

  • @Phill.__.
    @Phill.__. Месяц назад +1

    7:02, what in the penguinz0

  • @ellipticalsoul
    @ellipticalsoul Месяц назад

    Saudi Karen only got the right to drive recently so go easy on her

  • @ebrahim_al_mutawa
    @ebrahim_al_mutawa Месяц назад +1

    Idk, when the tourism board of any community embarks on an advertising campaign, you wouldn’t call it a sportswashing campaign. There’s definitely an unconscious bias where anything Middle Eastern countries do is perceived as sinister or evil by people like Zealand or HITC. Also, Alfie is a hatemongering troll so I wouldn’t really describe him as “nice”

    • @ebrahim_al_mutawa
      @ebrahim_al_mutawa Месяц назад

      But won’t remember the millions of innocent civilians obliterated to smithereens by Western bombers over the decades. Only choosing to be empathetic when it’s an opportunity to hate on people like me and the fact that you called me Abdul in a derogatory way just shows the type of people eat this content up

    • @ebrahim_al_mutawa
      @ebrahim_al_mutawa Месяц назад

      Not just Muslims literally people who refuse western hegemony all over the world. You just proved my point too by showing your hatred and you’re not doing Zealand or HITC any favors with those bigoted views that no Muslim is innocent and they’re death cultists instead of just normal people

  • @avien9068
    @avien9068 Месяц назад

    please do a vid with Alfie

  • @empty420
    @empty420 Месяц назад

    Irish guy>HTC Sevens

  • @hmmmdead7810
    @hmmmdead7810 Месяц назад

    COLLAB WITH ALFIE PLEASEEEEEE

  • @PoliAstroN
    @PoliAstroN Месяц назад +2

    Crazy how Israel is the only country in the Middle East with a moral compass.

    • @matt0bi233
      @matt0bi233 Месяц назад

      Mass killing civilians is a sign of a moral compass?

    • @alexp_9996
      @alexp_9996 Месяц назад

      xd

  • @mssfocus1801
    @mssfocus1801 Месяц назад +1

    I don’t get why you’re making such a big deal about this. Saying that a player’s values and actions before going to Saudi Arabia were better than after joining is a weak argument. I also don’t understand the unnecessary hate towards everything Saudi Arabia does. He tweeted about promoting a brand, and if you’re not interested, that’s fine. Almost every famous person takes ad deals, and since he’s playing in Saudi Arabia, it makes sense he’d promote things happening there.

    • @mssfocus1801
      @mssfocus1801 Месяц назад +1

      @Zealandism, I’ve always loved watching your videos, but thinking that everything Saudi Arabia does is just sportwashing and hating on it isn’t fair. European clubs and leagues do similar things with their players, and no one makes such a big deal out of it. It’s not cool to single out Saudi like that.

    • @alexp_9996
      @alexp_9996 Месяц назад

      It was okay when the evil rich guys did sportswashing since the sports got professionalised it'a just not okay now that the evil rich guys happen to be brown

  • @andrew_rubia
    @andrew_rubia Месяц назад

    Crossing the line.

  • @hilmishafie
    @hilmishafie Месяц назад

    So disappointed with you Mike

  • @MatanelCation
    @MatanelCation Месяц назад +7

    An American complaining about other countries using the celebrities that live in the country to promote stuff...the irony.

    • @ebrahim_al_mutawa
      @ebrahim_al_mutawa Месяц назад

      Yeah it’s like when Manchester United spends more money than anyone else, nobody sees anything wrong with it but when City tries to spend more, it’s an abomination. These guys just subconsciously hate the Middle East, even the way Zealand implies that anyone decent wouldn’t want anything to do with Saudi is pretty disgusting

  • @Charlie-wq4up
    @Charlie-wq4up Месяц назад +16

    7 views 1 minute bro fell off HARD

    • @Poafy
      @Poafy Месяц назад +1

      also i hacked your account and have access to the "songs that would be good in movies" eheheh

  • @Mebsuta
    @Mebsuta Месяц назад +3

    I detest that HITC Sevens dude. Vocal radical leftists that introduces his ideology to his form of reasoning over whatever football topic he decides to talk about.

  • @liamhartley2300
    @liamhartley2300 Месяц назад

    Hang on. Not a popular viewpoint. I dislike the Saudi state as much as thenext man. However, the statement "Saudis bending people to their will " (paraphrased) coming from an American?
    The irony isn't lost on me....I love your Z. But. Stones. Glass houses. As a lover of history let's not forget Vietnam. Their funding of guerilla groups in central and South America (in some cases toppling democratically elected governments in both regions regions to help install a more pro American administration) as well as Afghanistan in the 80s. Letting cocaine be run through America by said groups to fund their activities in the 80s as they launched their "just say no" campaign. Launching an illegal war in Iraq. And torture? Guantanamo Bay anyone?
    We know America love invading countries for oil. Yet they are strangely reticent to get involved in a war with Russia who have rivers of the stuff. I wonder why?
    We ll ignore the fact they shot their own president as he threatened to end the war in Vietnam. Too much money at stake.
    Let's also throw in the genocide of the Native Americans. O and let's also throw in slavery and apartheid like conditions in the South as recently as the 60s...
    I'm English. I'm fully aware of the atrocities committed by my own country in building the empire. In the 19th century.
    People need to look at home before pointing fingers. The Saudis are bad. Are we any better?
    Read Noam Chomskys manufacturing consent if you want to talk about brainwashing.

    • @SuperJNG18
      @SuperJNG18 Месяц назад

      Chomsky is for suckers

  • @deekayy3222
    @deekayy3222 Месяц назад

    you won't ever say anything about Manor Solomon or Zinchenko supporting genocide but a player doing contractual duties is where you draw the line? Just say you either hate Islam or Arabs and move on.