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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • I’m coming to terms with the fact that I prefer eating cheaper cuts like flat iron, hangar, and flank over more “premium” cuts like ribeyes and filet mignons. These muscles are more heavily used and therefore more flavorful, the trade off is they can sometimes be less tender. However, I’ve found that when cooked properly and sliced against the grain they are just as tender and the flavor is often way better. Unfortunately some of these secondary cuts are gaining more recognition and becoming more expensive but they are generally still a great value.
    This is just a teaser of an upcoming video (this is a flat iron steak), let me know if you think this steak is raw 😬
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Комментарии • 96 тыс.

  • @UnknownHero50
    @UnknownHero50 3 месяца назад +22339

    "How do you want your food sir?"
    "I want it to fight back"

  • @FriskyLotto
    @FriskyLotto Год назад +48512

    "How is your steak, sir??"
    "I dunno, ask him."

  • @whyme541
    @whyme541 Год назад +27293

    "It can still make it! Quick, get the defibrillator!"

  • @ckenlangmalakas
    @ckenlangmalakas 16 дней назад +92

    "Sir, did you like the steak?"
    "It ran away before i could take a bite"

  • @macnchez1029
    @macnchez1029 Год назад +118395

    "Honey, the beef's eating our lawn again."

  • @WatercraftGames
    @WatercraftGames Год назад +40951

    "How's your steak, sir?"
    "It left."

  • @Mineskipper1
    @Mineskipper1 Год назад +6574

    “How’s your food?”
    “Shh.. It might hear you.”

    • @Hasanthe787
      @Hasanthe787 Год назад +12

      LMFAO

    • @Bubba_LJ
      @Bubba_LJ Год назад +4

      LOL

    • @miayutuc7798
      @miayutuc7798 Год назад +2

      Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @miayutuc7798
      @miayutuc7798 Год назад +1

      @karenslayer do you mean LAMAO or something

    • @lev270
      @lev270 Год назад +1

      @@miayutuc7798nah lmfao is the abbreviation

  • @FatimahAkther
    @FatimahAkther Месяц назад +10

    "where did my steak go?"
    "It's not like it ran off"
    "or did it..."

  • @tazarbeast680
    @tazarbeast680 Год назад +29324

    “Want me to get any greens from the garden for garnishing?”
    “Nah it can get it itself”

  • @shpidoodle
    @shpidoodle Год назад +4184

    "Did you enjoy your steak sir?"
    Yes very much, it had a great personality

    • @vilryd707
      @vilryd707 Год назад +12

      💀

    • @sairentokir5060
      @sairentokir5060 Год назад +4

      has*

    • @MrMagicMikeM
      @MrMagicMikeM Год назад +12

      @@sairentokir5060 no

    • @monkesoup2000
      @monkesoup2000 Год назад +19

      @@sairentokir5060 No since he already ate the steak then its "had"

    • @lolzz4049
      @lolzz4049 Год назад +6

      ​@@monkesoup2000 who said something about eating? 😏

  • @hoaximus
    @hoaximus Год назад +18618

    “Just tell the cow about fire and put it on the plate”
    - You, probably

  • @-Genix-
    @-Genix- 6 дней назад +2

    "Keep absolutely still"
    "Its vision is based on movement"
    Jurassic Park (1993)

  • @SIothingAround
    @SIothingAround Год назад +52768

    “How do you want your steak?”
    Still shitting on the fields.

    • @matt-iq9os
      @matt-iq9os Год назад +1301

      A good vet could bring it back to life

    • @saucy5654
      @saucy5654 Год назад +339

      💀💀💀

    • @nonbasicz
      @nonbasicz Год назад +379

      Kicking and screaming it adds flavour the emotions really tenderise the steak

    • @judaeaholmes3418
      @judaeaholmes3418 Год назад +66

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ayooo

    • @taylorprather3106
      @taylorprather3106 Год назад +38

      You and everyone in the comments is 100% a well done steak eater, LOL!

  • @jojohoho3857
    @jojohoho3857 Год назад +8340

    “How was your steak, sir?”
    “I don’t know, let me ask him”

  • @yeet6462
    @yeet6462 Год назад +5997

    This is definitely one of the best tartare recipes I’ve seen 👍

    • @bryanbyrd2645
      @bryanbyrd2645 Год назад +117

      That's slick asf my guy 😂

    • @FGytllll
      @FGytllll Год назад +32

      Best one yet

    • @LamarlovesJesus
      @LamarlovesJesus Год назад +49

      Jesus Christ died for our sins and rose again put your trust in Jesus Christ…..

    • @andytan7692
      @andytan7692 Год назад +13

      Do you know what cut of meat that is, it looks beautiful

    • @swordsandsheilds5564
      @swordsandsheilds5564 Год назад +7

      ​@@LamarlovesJesus mk

  • @Bruhzire
    @Bruhzire Месяц назад +12

    “Sir how do you want that steak cooked?”
    “Aw man it ran away :( “

  • @jenilop1024
    @jenilop1024 Год назад +20861

    "it's so raw a skilled vet could save it"
    -Gordon Ramsay

    • @alibcan
      @alibcan Год назад +532

      "no animals were harmed in the making of this video"

    • @Sunglasses_Guy
      @Sunglasses_Guy Год назад +184

      Even better “Its so raw a vet trainee could save it”

    • @sussyshibotsugikuni9580
      @sussyshibotsugikuni9580 Год назад +39

      Pretty sure a regular vet can save it don't downplay the avengers

    • @MTMNkosi
      @MTMNkosi Год назад +7

      ​@@alibcan L

    • @MTMNkosi
      @MTMNkosi Год назад +3

      ​@@alibcan L

  • @pasta7065
    @pasta7065 Год назад +5782

    “It’s so raw it’s eating the side salad”
    -Gordon Ramsay

  • @itumelengmapitse5835
    @itumelengmapitse5835 Год назад +9157

    "How was your steak sir?"
    Quite nice really,he offered to eat my lawn.

    • @kxterpc6763
      @kxterpc6763 Год назад +39

      Underrated lmao

    • @jzzaj2323
      @jzzaj2323 Год назад +16

      Best reply😂

    • @Cryotiic
      @Cryotiic Год назад +11

      ​@@jzzaj2323 nope

    • @shandepabon4819
      @shandepabon4819 Год назад +4

      This deserved the best spot damn what a shame

    • @beastyash2925
      @beastyash2925 Год назад +3

      @@shandepabon4819 read the actual two winners comments they are better

  • @theatershitposts
    @theatershitposts Месяц назад +15

    That steaks more raw than my back after my dad’s belt 💀

  • @Jonas_Husu
    @Jonas_Husu Год назад +4769

    "Sir did you enjoy your steak?"
    "Yes, we had a great conversation about the weather."

  • @good_noodlewastaken
    @good_noodlewastaken Год назад +4704

    "how was your steak?"
    "quite a fine gentleman."

    • @RussianGrandma69420
      @RussianGrandma69420 Год назад +3

      561 likes and no comments? let me change that

    • @devils8466
      @devils8466 Год назад +3

      689 likes only one comment ? Let me change that!

    • @stickmanelements7691
      @stickmanelements7691 Год назад +1

      can someone explain? here in my country it is super normal to eat rare meat

    • @elraton4737
      @elraton4737 Год назад +6

      @@stickmanelements7691woosh

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere Год назад +1

      @@elraton4737…

  • @bug69420
    @bug69420 Год назад +35336

    nice video! let me know when the steak is cooked!!

  • @SHEELUVVCARSON-SMH
    @SHEELUVVCARSON-SMH 5 дней назад +1

    "Bro you taste raw" "Because they didn't cook me fully"

  • @DP250K
    @DP250K Год назад +3409

    "Sir, how was your steak?"
    I've seen less blood on a horror set.

    • @codybrockman1207
      @codybrockman1207 Год назад +26

      A lot people don’t know this but it’s not blood it’s just water with sorry if misspell this mycogloben

    • @DarkAscension21
      @DarkAscension21 Год назад +67

      ​@@codybrockman1207Myoglobin is a protein that's found in your striated muscles, which includes skeletal muscles (the muscles attached to your bones and tendons) and heart muscles.
      Basically visually blood but not actual blood. Regardless, not a fan.

    • @codybrockman1207
      @codybrockman1207 Год назад +6

      @@DarkAscension21 fair enough it’s your opinion if you like it or not but me I love it but may I ask what way do you like your steak cooked

    • @DarkAscension21
      @DarkAscension21 Год назад +7

      @@codybrockman1207 I'm not a steak or pork person in general. I've had a medium rare steak and it was eh. I've had a well done steak and just didnt like it.
      I prefer fish and chicken in terms of meat. I prefer sushi or sashimi for fish and prefer my chicken fried spicy and boneless tossed with mango habanero sauce. Oh and I also love cajun seasoned chicken alfredo.

    • @codybrockman1207
      @codybrockman1207 Год назад +5

      @@DarkAscension21 I’m a big foodie I aspire to be a chef can’t really name something that I hate but there things I probably won’t try again I’m big fan of steak favorite recipe is steak au poivre I also love spicy things can’t get enough of it love fried chicken as well I love seafood not to big on oysters I will eat them but if there is something else probably choose that

  • @mikulashlina4844
    @mikulashlina4844 Год назад +2096

    This meal is so unfinished that EA tried to publish it

  • @TITXN1UM
    @TITXN1UM 5 дней назад +1

    “How’s your steak, sir?”
    “It’s great, I think I’ll adopt this one.”

  • @Isma2732
    @Isma2732 Год назад +2097

    It is so raw that the vegan teacher won't even be mad about it.

  • @Tankerman1726
    @Tankerman1726 Год назад +1420

    "how do you want your steak"
    "Rare enough that I get the thrill of the hunt"

  • @chronic4laif
    @chronic4laif Год назад +819

    " hows the beef , sir ?"
    " its well behaved."

  • @anasprince4280
    @anasprince4280 18 часов назад +1

    "Sir how do u want ur stak cooked "
    "I want it to be two steps before nicakado avacado"

  • @K4R8
    @K4R8 Год назад +1040

    "Here's your rare steak, sir"
    "Well, I guess it is rare for my steak to still be alive"

  • @gigadara2011
    @gigadara2011 Год назад +1068

    "Sir did you enjoy your meal"
    "steak :sure did!"

  • @liligatinha29
    @liligatinha29 2 месяца назад +882

    "Is It grass fed?"
    "No, not yet"

  • @sammywammyhoohoo
    @sammywammyhoohoo 10 дней назад +1

    “How was your steak sir?”
    “I don’t know ask him”

  • @Laxvet_
    @Laxvet_ Год назад +799

    "how do you want your steak"
    i want it fighting back

  • @ZackCollis
    @ZackCollis Год назад +1155

    “how was your steak?”
    “Ask him yourself”

  • @Hasanthe787
    @Hasanthe787 Год назад +1791

    These roast comments are cooking the steak more than you did 💀💀

    • @proudoyster778
      @proudoyster778 Год назад +58

      You should’ve won

    • @Hasanthe787
      @Hasanthe787 Год назад +17

      @@proudoyster778 thx

    • @wesleyxd27
      @wesleyxd27 Год назад +8

      ​@@proudoyster778no it's stolen

    • @voidyt446
      @voidyt446 Год назад +7

      Underrated comment

    • @Hasanthe787
      @Hasanthe787 Год назад +19

      @@wesleyxd27 liking your own comment lmfao

  • @leosmit4127
    @leosmit4127 12 дней назад +1

    Mom “Where did your food go?”
    Me “It walked away”

  • @jonbaptistaJB
    @jonbaptistaJB 8 месяцев назад +1019

    “How’s your steak sir?”
    “Chewing the salad”

    • @jello7406
      @jello7406 8 месяцев назад +2

      Chewing the salad

    • @diegotapia-lb7lu
      @diegotapia-lb7lu 8 месяцев назад

      You stole a comment idea

    • @Epik_Mehe
      @Epik_Mehe Месяц назад

      I'M THE 1KTH LIKE LOL

  • @L4ughable
    @L4ughable Год назад +953

    “Did you mow the lawn dear?”
    “No, dinner wanted a snack.”

    • @controllerToKBM
      @controllerToKBM Год назад +5

      OMG 😂😂😂😂 YOU WIN

    • @therandomgoat2908
      @therandomgoat2908 Год назад +3

      It took me a second but i got it lol 😆

    • @yellowgamer9323
      @yellowgamer9323 Год назад

      So sad that you're communist :"(

    • @amurphy5737
      @amurphy5737 Год назад

      @@yellowgamer9323 shut up and enjoy the comment

    • @andytan7692
      @andytan7692 Год назад

      Do you know what cut of meat that is, it looks beautiful

  • @roveish
    @roveish Год назад +714

    “Is this steak well fed?”
    “It’s still eating.”

  • @Nobody-kj1fr
    @Nobody-kj1fr 19 дней назад +1

    “How’s the stake sir”
    “Ask it yourself”

  • @mikydicy2565
    @mikydicy2565 Год назад +1403

    "How was your Steak?"
    "Oh, we had a lovely Conversation."

  • @sri5086
    @sri5086 Год назад +1493

    Quick, call the vet, there's still time to save it.

  • @carsonmcgee982
    @carsonmcgee982 3 месяца назад +943

    That shit was cooked under a heated argument

  • @linyou9243
    @linyou9243 24 дня назад

    “How would you like your steak sir”
    “Oh I like it still in the lawn”😂😂😂😂

  • @relaxingandsoothingmusic5049
    @relaxingandsoothingmusic5049 3 месяца назад +620

    “How’s your food sir?”
    “It ran off 10 minutes ago!”

  • @jacky_boy3873
    @jacky_boy3873 Год назад +644

    Sir, how would you like your steak cooked?
    “No”

  • @COOLSKELETON-oz3uy
    @COOLSKELETON-oz3uy Год назад +1656

    "How was your steak, Sir?"
    We had a nice conversation.

    • @Ummyass1
      @Ummyass1 Год назад +9

      LMFAOOO😭

    • @jstar8804
      @jstar8804 Год назад +6

      This is the best

    • @Stop_803
      @Stop_803 Год назад +3

      Someone already did this sort of thing I didn’t know if you knew

    • @Bi_al
      @Bi_al Год назад +2

      💀💀💀💀😂😂

    • @Dad_Of_Atreus
      @Dad_Of_Atreus Год назад +1

      Even after 24 hours how the heck are you so low on likes after writing this comment?💀💀💀

  • @Colmmcnamee-t6e
    @Colmmcnamee-t6e 20 дней назад +1

    Person: how raw is it
    Chef: 👍

  • @r3izenn
    @r3izenn 8 месяцев назад +722

    “How’s your steak?”
    “breathing.”

    • @TherealLjyt
      @TherealLjyt 8 месяцев назад +2

      I don’t get it

    • @_SRRWS_
      @_SRRWS_ 8 месяцев назад +4

      STOP THATS A GOOD ONEE

    • @r3izenn
      @r3izenn 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@TherealLjyt breathing like it’s still alive

    • @r3izenn
      @r3izenn 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@_SRRWS_ THANK YOUUUU

    • @Firsfnl
      @Firsfnl 8 месяцев назад +1

      That steak as raw as my dawg if you know what I'm saying

  • @ihopemyauraispink
    @ihopemyauraispink 8 месяцев назад +475

    “I still hear it mooing”
    -Gordon Ramsay

    • @MuffinBloxYt
      @MuffinBloxYt 8 месяцев назад +1

      Underrated

    • @robrawdon6695
      @robrawdon6695 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Shygirl_3112nope, that’s how you spell it. (Not trying to be rude)

    • @hollydog-123
      @hollydog-123 8 месяцев назад

      Don't correct people to the wrong spelling !!!

    • @S_SF_290
      @S_SF_290 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@hollydog-123 why

    • @hollydog-123
      @hollydog-123 8 месяцев назад

      @@S_SF_290 what sort of comment is that !?

  • @fajarwatirini9994
    @fajarwatirini9994 5 месяцев назад +463

    "How would you like your steak sir?"
    "Medium-Alive"

  • @retronerd0714
    @retronerd0714 2 дня назад

    "How's your food sir?"
    "It won't stop mooing at me"

  • @beebo_ht1
    @beebo_ht1 Год назад +628

    No animals were harmed in the making of this video.

  • @TuxedoTalk
    @TuxedoTalk Год назад +436

    You're running a fine line between chef and veterinarian with this one.

  • @Finnegan_The_Minstrel
    @Finnegan_The_Minstrel Год назад +459

    "How was your steak, sir?"
    "It had a splendid personality"

  • @albertobiancofiore1613
    @albertobiancofiore1613 11 дней назад +1

    That is so raw it has yet to uncover it's potential

  • @Sideeyeeditz
    @Sideeyeeditz Год назад +913

    "Hi sir hows your steak"
    "It walked off the fucking plate"

  • @alexneuman600
    @alexneuman600 Год назад +414

    "Sir, did you enjoy your steak?"
    "Yes, but it tried to eat the side dish"

    • @realvanduale
      @realvanduale Год назад

      yo bro wym he "enjoyed' the live steak????

    • @tazerboy3
      @tazerboy3 Год назад +1

      Underrated comment

  • @superdrakon1159
    @superdrakon1159 Год назад +710

    “How was your steak sir? “
    “Ask him.”

  • @kateskare6494
    @kateskare6494 24 дня назад +1

    “How’s your steak sir?”
    “ITS RAW.

  • @FrostbearPlushies
    @FrostbearPlushies 8 месяцев назад +481

    “How would you like your steak sir?”
    “Walking”

    • @flamecollie
      @flamecollie 8 месяцев назад +1

      underrated

    • @mature69
      @mature69 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@flamecolliehe literally stole it from the top comment

    • @wilsoncheng5873
      @wilsoncheng5873 8 месяцев назад

      @@mature69it’s not the same

    • @kyoungwonlee9817
      @kyoungwonlee9817 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@wilsoncheng5873Still got similar context

  • @nicolascardoso3580
    @nicolascardoso3580 Год назад +225

    Did anyone else see the cow jump up off the plate and run away!? I think you forgot something.😂

  • @Jesusistheonlyway86
    @Jesusistheonlyway86 2 месяца назад +747

    "How would you like your steak cooked, Sir?"
    'That's an option?"

  • @Goku_himself
    @Goku_himself Месяц назад +1

    The cow is still bloody mooing mate -Gordon Ramsey

  • @tomekz9749
    @tomekz9749 Год назад +340

    "how was your steak sir?"
    "i'd prefer if it was dead"

    • @kirbstomped361
      @kirbstomped361 Год назад +3

      ..?

    • @Mr.Blu.Banana
      @Mr.Blu.Banana Год назад +2

      Bro the most liked comment has 42 k and the 2. Has only 90 what is going on💀💀💀

    • @oncezek
      @oncezek Год назад +1

      @@Mr.Blu.Bananawha

    • @quasark7314
      @quasark7314 Год назад +1

      @@Mr.Blu.Banana that is not the second most

    • @whoeversaysanythingafterisdumb
      @whoeversaysanythingafterisdumb Год назад +1

      @@kirbstomped361 he is saying that the steak is so raw that he didnt notice if it was alive or dead

  • @abcvid-g5p
    @abcvid-g5p 5 месяцев назад +358

    "How was your steak, sir?"
    "Tell it to stop eating my appetizers."

  • @alfredrobinson9238
    @alfredrobinson9238 Год назад +409

    “How was your steak sir?” “Great, we had a very interesting conversation”

    • @ishnenigans
      @ishnenigans Год назад +2

      wasn't this used a million times

    • @GraVbbg
      @GraVbbg Год назад

      @@ishnenigansyup

  • @simplysammieofficial
    @simplysammieofficial Месяц назад

    "how do you want you steak? "
    "Alive please"
    "Coming right up"

  • @pjsangria
    @pjsangria Год назад +473

    "How's the food sir?"
    "He's cute."

  • @biggestdisgrace
    @biggestdisgrace 3 месяца назад +623

    "Sir, did you enjoy your steak?"
    "Yes, but it ate the side salad."
    😭

  • @aschebob
    @aschebob 3 месяца назад +708

    "So how was your steak?"
    "It bit me back.."

    • @LetsGoFishing447
      @LetsGoFishing447 3 месяца назад +5

      Dawg don't steal ppls ideas

    • @aschebob
      @aschebob 3 месяца назад +1

      I literally just came up with it myself​@@LetsGoFishing447

    • @YutaEnjoyer
      @YutaEnjoyer 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@LetsGoFishing447 Who's idea was stolen? Answer that please.

    • @ThatOneGuyBt
      @ThatOneGuyBt 3 месяца назад

      @@YutaEnjoyerthe no response from him says everything

    • @ThatOneGuyBt
      @ThatOneGuyBt 3 месяца назад +1

      (Him as in letsgofishing)

  • @ShramanGanguly
    @ShramanGanguly 10 дней назад +1

    "Do you think its good?"
    "Idk ask it"

  • @foxcannon
    @foxcannon Год назад +1337

    "How is your steak sir?"
    *"I don't know, ask him"*

    • @niggly.wiggly
      @niggly.wiggly Год назад +15

      this is the best

    • @spihdamahn3881
      @spihdamahn3881 Год назад +6

      This one should’ve been the pinned one

    • @spihdamahn3881
      @spihdamahn3881 Год назад +7

      The pinned one is kinda unoriginal

    • @b3_op103
      @b3_op103 Год назад

      ​@@spihdamahn3881 its months late why should it be the pinned one?

    • @derekcobo1453
      @derekcobo1453 Год назад

      Her *

  • @minecraftainpjs585
    @minecraftainpjs585 Год назад +308

    “How’s your steak.”
    “Ask him, not me”

  • @whatisthis8055
    @whatisthis8055 4 месяца назад +591

    "How's the steak, sir?"
    "It ate my salad."

  • @Im_Batman-omg
    @Im_Batman-omg День назад

    "hows your steak sir"
    "She just gave birth to calfs"

  • @Ultrauriah
    @Ultrauriah Год назад +645

    "How would you like your steak, sir?"
    "I want to still be able to milk it."

    • @abbyelectric
      @abbyelectric Год назад +6

      Giving milk steak a new meaning.

  • @notsweetdandy
    @notsweetdandy Год назад +314

    "How do you like your steak?"
    I want it to fly over my plate and let me make a wish.

  • @elliotradcliffe-cm8yf
    @elliotradcliffe-cm8yf Год назад +1113

    “How was your steak?”
    “Hes a nice guy, we had a good conversation”

  • @TheBurritoEmperor
    @TheBurritoEmperor 6 дней назад +3

    That’s not “well done”, that’s “terrible job”

  • @Potatoaim-dx7oj
    @Potatoaim-dx7oj 3 месяца назад +289

    "Why did the steak cross the road?"
    "Because you didnt fucking cook it"

  • @xion3513
    @xion3513 4 месяца назад +658

    "Are you hungry, sir?"
    "No, but the steak is"

  • @didyoufindhisjams3615
    @didyoufindhisjams3615 Год назад +465

    "His steak so raw, you can hear it moo"
    -Uncle Roger prolly

  • @Texzyq
    @Texzyq Месяц назад +1

    "What would you like sir?"
    "I want something that can listen to my problems."

  • @blackkloudz8460
    @blackkloudz8460 Год назад +539

    "Did you enioy your steak, sir?"
    "Yes, I rode him to work"

  • @colldudebscjhhbx2957
    @colldudebscjhhbx2957 Год назад +937

    "Are you enjoying your steak sir?"
    "It's still producing milk."

  • @BluBerry3
    @BluBerry3 Год назад +1069

    That steak ain’t rare, it’s straight up mythical.

  • @Mapleleaf240
    @Mapleleaf240 2 дня назад

    "How is your food sir"
    "I don't know, its running for president currently"

  • @electro___
    @electro___ Год назад +314

    That steak isn't rare, it's legendary

  • @Piccolo-MC
    @Piccolo-MC Год назад +284

    “How was the steak sir?”
    “Good, speaking of the steak, it’s paying.”

  • @CountDracula-m1s
    @CountDracula-m1s Год назад +519

    " sir why haven't you touched your food ?"
    " it's staring at me "

  • @WolfTrot
    @WolfTrot Месяц назад

    "hows your food?"
    "Shh... I think its moving"

  • @GloxsyProd
    @GloxsyProd Месяц назад +612

    ''How would you like your steak? "
    "Just a light summer tan is fine"

    • @gillymarie
      @gillymarie Месяц назад +3

      HELP THATS TOO GOOD

  • @user-q1p9en7j2g
    @user-q1p9en7j2g Год назад +509

    "How do you want your steak cooked sir"
    "No"

  • @dangitbren
    @dangitbren Год назад +703

    “How would you like your steak cooked?”
    “Just wipe its ass and take off the horns”

    • @AreyouSIS
      @AreyouSIS Год назад +4

      bro that one had me dying 💀💀💀

    • @shaq1400
      @shaq1400 Год назад +3

      Nah ts got me dying 💀

    • @dannysangree6304
      @dannysangree6304 Год назад +1

      Wonderful

    • @mikeaninger7388
      @mikeaninger7388 Год назад +2

      Paraphrased from The Cowboy Way. Line from Woody Harleson.

  • @Hody-c3x
    @Hody-c3x 21 день назад

    “Sir, would you like some pepper with your steak?”
    “No thanks. I’m afraid it will sneeze on me”

  • @no6418
    @no6418 Год назад +835

    “How was your steak”
    “It walked away”