My favorite Stewie insult is on the episode "Cool Hand Peter" and Lois is having a girl's night. They get drunk and dress Brian up as a bumble bee. Lois yells "Now let's do Stewie!" And Stewie is standing on the steps loading a gun and says " Well, I guess bitches gonna die tonight".
Ma favourite is the one where stewie colors his color book on the floor while brian's talking to him about something and stewies answers are just morbid and insulting 😂😂
When he makes a little house out of some of the returned copies of Brian's book, then he pops out of it like "my house is made of mediocrity" 😂😂😂 solid burn
And this is why I find Stewie the most tolerable character on Family Guy, ‘cause his jabs at everybody - especially Brian - never miss; they always cut straight to the point and the end results are priceless!
When Stewie was pregnant with Brian's litter and was talking with a pregnant woman in the baby shop: Stewie: Have you been leaking? I've been leaking a lot. Woman: Umm... How old are you? Stewie: Well how old are you? You look like you're 40. Whatever you have in there is 100% brain damaged.
One of my favorite insults is in the episode Road to India when Brian's laptop freezes in the middle of a story he's writing Stewie replies, "Even Microsoft Word hates your writing." 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite was when they were at someone else’s house and Stewie randomly points out: “Ya know Lois this couch would be perfect for one of your red wine pass-outs.” I spat out my beer when I heard that 😂
I'm kind of surprised that the scene where Stewie yells, "Don't look at us, you f**king pig! Take your juicy sweatpants, the dirty pillow you brought from home and your bucket of coke, and get the hell out of my sight!", at some random lady on a plane to Las Vegas wasn't in this video
Here’s a fact: Despite being very similar to another fictional football-headed smart kid named Jimmy Corrigan, Seth MacFarlane says he had never even heard of Jimmy Corrigan when he created Stewie, and only found out about him later
Always loved the top 10 vids you guys made. If I’m bored there’s always something entertaining or something to learn on watch mojo. Inspired me to start something similar as well, nothing as great as yours but a page like yours is definitely a goal I’m aiming for. 😁
Couldn’t agree more. Absolutely butchered this list. No one is going to click this video, if they don’t watch family guy. We all know the sequence and the back story. Just deliver “your list” and stfu mojo. It was unbearable to watch. 3 minute mark.. paused video... scrolled to comments hahaha
I understand that to use clips in this manner , you have to be "Transformative and critical" but when you do these lists, can you not say the entire joke, then pay the clip? Do a lead in, and play the clip or just play the clip and talk about it afterward.
This is the very first comment I'm leaving on a channel I've been subscribed to for almost two years. I just want to say thank you for reading out loud to the honorable mentions as a person living with only 20% of sight in my eyes the honorable mentions always used to upset me because I couldn't read them fast enough so I would just like to say thank you for doing that for me. I know it wasn't specifically for me but it does feel like it and I like host voice on this video and may also kindly request that the hosts read out their names as well I feel it would help me get to know you guys better. Thank You watch Mojo for making my day❤️☺️
Do one on one chat in TV shows (For example Quagmire talks to Brian why he doesn't like him and Rick talks to Jerry about options and being a predator)
I know Stewie is just a baby but he is smarter than everyone else in the whole family, still has weapons until he got a time machine, meeting the love of his life that’s just like him and having iconic lines since season one
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Hello there
Straight to the Answer....ALL OF THEM
Lois being tormented by Stewie.
“Lois! Lois! Lois!”
*STEWIE IS A G*
Hey y’all should do a episode on the most Top 10 most sarcastic TV/Movie characters
Man: "Aren't you a little young to fly alone?"
Stewie: "Aren't you a little old to be wearing braces?"
I was just gonna ask about this quote.
This was one of the best burns
I was waiting for that one! I was disappointed...
Few of these are actually savage, imho
This is the most iconic insult I always remember from Stewie
My favorite Stewie insult is on the episode "Cool Hand Peter" and Lois is having a girl's night. They get drunk and dress Brian up as a bumble bee. Lois yells "Now let's do Stewie!" And Stewie is standing on the steps loading a gun and says " Well, I guess bitches gonna die tonight".
Yes that was so awesome!
I'm not sure that would fall under insult, but it WAS an great line.
In a episode of family guy when he married Olivia he said john Bonnie Ramsey
It was actually "Well I guess this is the night bitches die!"
Ma favourite is the one where stewie colors his color book on the floor while brian's talking to him about something and stewies answers are just morbid and insulting 😂😂
"By the way, you call those cheap implants boobs, those aren't boobs, they're lies!"
The funniest insult on this whole video.
I dunno, I rather liked "Have another donut, you albino gorilla." @ 4:29.
Stewie is the one who carry this show, just how roger in American dad 😂
FACTS!!
Facts
And Rallo in the Cleveland show
Fuck rogor
Terrell Clark no lie cleavaland also carry the show too
My favourite Stewie insult will always be:
*G O A W A Y F A T M A N*
So simple yet so good 😂👍.
Yeah and when he tells a girl with anorexia that she looks fat
When he makes a little house out of some of the returned copies of Brian's book, then he pops out of it like "my house is made of mediocrity" 😂😂😂 solid burn
When Meg talks about being a flag girl
Stewie: Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call 😂😂
The delivery on that one and how he and Bryan crack up always makes me laugh 😂
I dunno which one was funnier Stewie insulting Meg or Brian laughing with Stewie
You fine asfff for a light skin
@@3roperez990 the fact that you think this is an acceptable compliment bothers me
@@3roperez990 you set urself up for that L💀
Stewie is savage af. Im sure he delivers more than 10 insults per episode.
As an average
"It took Peter a year to figure out Stuart Little!" 🤣🤣🤣
WatchMojo: how to mess up a list like this. When providing context for the insults, let the character deliver the insult themselves.
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
THIS OMG!!!!
but then the video would be 5 minutes lol
Thank you!!
They need to pad the runtime.
And this is why I find Stewie the most tolerable character on Family Guy, ‘cause his jabs at everybody - especially Brian - never miss; they always cut straight to the point and the end results are priceless!
Stewie to Chris in the 'Robot Chicken' universe: "How's it feel to be on a major network for 30 seconds?"
CHRIS GRIFFIN: "F**K YOU!!!"
The decorative autumn squash insult always gets me! 🤣
11:41
For those wondering:
@@ElliYeetYT thanks
Why explain the jokes when they can explain thems self
3 minute mark was where my annoyance level hit on this video
Thems elf????
Cause that's just what they do for every video
For real
Yet here you are...
"thank you, Peter's baby" 😂😂
Insulating Brian about his works to the point of making cry and kill a squirrel.
Brian
“Insulating”
Deshawn Edwards May every person that laughs at your sophomoric efforts be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity, and pierce your heart like a knife!
hi deshawn
"Oh Brad, there's a piece of Marzipan over here for you" -- Gets me every time!
"Decorative autumn squash" killed me
Oh yes I remember that 😂👍.
Nothing like getting the jokes explained to you before hearing them
Said no one: “I love how a punchline has to be thoroughly explained before the joke is told”
So true
They’ve got to stretch the video out somehow…
When Stewie was pregnant with Brian's litter and was talking with a pregnant woman in the baby shop:
Stewie: Have you been leaking? I've been leaking a lot.
Woman: Umm... How old are you?
Stewie: Well how old are you? You look like you're 40. Whatever you have in there is 100% brain damaged.
"Stewie only has one outfit." 😂🤤😂
aside from the obvious fact that Stewie wears a yellow long sleeve shirt and red coveralls Stewie's only other outfit is his blue pajama suit
0:42 There's like 10 episodes about Brian wondering about his legacy
MacFarlane will never need a therapist as long as he writes and voices these shows.
"Well like with any other RBs, you are making me sick"
Praise Stewie. Praise
Anything Stewie says it's an amazing and hilarious pun or insult
"Gavin" is my second favorite 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some of these are one of the many reasons why Stewie is one of the best characters on Family Guy.
"Hey, do you know what time it is? Get in the house fatty"- Stewie Griffin
now that insult SHOULD'VE been on the list
Thanks we really needed the word for word commentary of the insult before listening to the insult👍🏻
😂
Brooks butchered this list
@@bretttyler8861 yes
Explaining the Jokes kinda killed them for me lol
Stewie has got to be one of my favorite TV characters
One of my favorite insults is in the episode Road to India when Brian's laptop freezes in the middle of a story he's writing Stewie replies, "Even Microsoft Word hates your writing." 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite is oh he has done it .He became so massive he collapsed into himself like a neutron star
Brought back so many amazing memories of friends who are longer around. Thank you!!!
Stewie really does know how to insult someone
This is why Stewie is my favorite character from Family Guy.
My favorite was when they were at someone else’s house and Stewie randomly points out: “Ya know Lois this couch would be perfect for one of your red wine pass-outs.” I spat out my beer when I heard that 😂
"Clear path to dinner" has got to be my favorite of all the burns Stewie ever ushered out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😏.
I think his most savage insult was making Brian gay for himself to tell him his life sucks
After that “Like A Knife” insult, I’d probably come to Stevie for advice on writing.
How about his verbal barrage at the tennis club referee and security? Classic.
Amazing I love family guy and Stewie is one of my favourite characters on family guy.
3:34 “Stewie’s older brother Chris isn’t the ‘the sharpest bulb in the box’”. Look who’s talking narrator guy, crayons are sharp, bulbs are bright 🤪
Great catch. Lol
I don’t ever wanna cross paths with him if he’s so good at comebacks.If he ever roasted me and it actually hurt my feelings I would never come out.
Dude it's "brightest bulb in the box, not sharpest bulb 😂"
"Although the gag does run a bit long."
Watchmojo in a nutshell.
Haha, Stewie is best! Great moments Mr. Watch Mojo Man!
I love it when Stewie calls out Brian for being trash
Stewie: the last good main character in family guy
along with Brian
I genuinely don’t enjoy it now, the characters have been watered down too much and there’s a reliance on gross out and shock humour
Eh not really. I used to like the interactions between him and Brian, but over time I feel like they relied on their antics too much.
Family Guy is still great to me!
james mack when did I say that? I’ll edit the comment
I KNEW that one with Stewie's play was going to be number one!
Stewie is my favorite character.
He might call him hatless but he did kill him due to the lack of oxygen in Brian’s car trunk
The way you talk over a this complex show makes it so much more understandable and hilarious
I'm kind of surprised that the scene where Stewie yells, "Don't look at us, you f**king pig! Take your juicy sweatpants, the dirty pillow you brought from home and your bucket of coke, and get the hell out of my sight!", at some random lady on a plane to Las Vegas wasn't in this video
i would've thought Stewie's extended takedown of his therapist after seeing a picture of the therapist with his partner would get mentioned
1:38 and I’m done. His voice, explaining the joke. Over it!
Here’s a fact: Despite being very similar to another fictional football-headed smart kid named Jimmy Corrigan, Seth MacFarlane says he had never even heard of Jimmy Corrigan when he created Stewie, and only found out about him later
Jimmy is just called the "Smartest kid on Earth". He's medium dumb.
This is just a list of 10 reasons why Stewie is my favorite character in Family Guy.
Places 2 and 3 go to Bruce and Meg.
I love how evil yet cute he is in the first season
Always loved the top 10 vids you guys made. If I’m bored there’s always something entertaining or something to learn on watch mojo. Inspired me to start something similar as well, nothing as great as yours but a page like yours is definitely a goal I’m aiming for. 😁
Zismark inc make sure you don’t overly butcher narration in your videos. This video for example of “what not to do”
Brett Tyler I get what you mean, people prefer to watch more of the clips than to get it overly worded. Thanks for the advice
I wonder how much would Lois and Peter resist if Steven became actually able of talking with everyone
Tiny Tom Cruise: No one walks away from tiny Tom Cruise!
Stewie: Yeah, except all 3 of your wives.
I loved how in one episode, Stewie pointed out that Joe still had a big boxy TV.
What about this one?
“Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma!”
WHAT???? 😡
.... Hi! 😊 Hehehehehehe! 😂
Not really an insult, more a prank.
Way to ruin every single insult by saying the insult before playing the clip... Who Green lit this upload?
Couldn’t agree more. Absolutely butchered this list. No one is going to click this video, if they don’t watch family guy. We all know the sequence and the back story. Just deliver “your list” and stfu mojo. It was unbearable to watch. 3 minute mark.. paused video... scrolled to comments hahaha
Talk about “globing on”
I love being told what I'm going to be told and then having it told to me. 😖
I love when stewie he say Peter griffin it’s a fatman it makes me laugh hard
this baby knows how to work with technology and build such crazy inventions yet he doesn't even know his own alphabets
And can’t change his own diaper
Einstein couldn't tie his own shoes. Rain man didn't even know the price of gas lol
If Rebecca or Phoebe narrated this episode, at 0:09, it would’ve been as if Stewie was insulting them! 😂
YES! WE NEED MORE STEWIE MOMENTS!
12:18 "Close your purse I can see ur tampons, why do u need six? what happens to u? he sounds cold yet curious
I understand that to use clips in this manner , you have to be "Transformative and critical" but when you do these lists, can you not say the entire joke, then pay the clip? Do a lead in, and play the clip or just play the clip and talk about it afterward.
Am a simple man, I see stewie griffin i click
Sums me up in one sentence
3 minutes later after clicking play on this video... “simple man,” becomes “outraged man” due to narration
I don't
Stewie is the king of roasting people!
“Top 10 insults from stewie”
*14 minutes long*
Had to have the guy from Mojo get to hear his voice for most of the video
Thanks for the great content @watchmojo
"A burn with a side of concern!" 😂😂😂😂
Watchmojo: We're not running out of ideas
Also watchmojo:
"Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day i escaped from your wretched womb!"
Finally this has been a long time coming
And yet 3 minutes in and they should delete and go back to the drawing board. Mojo butchered this with narration
Best sarcastic quotes from Noah ( total drama)
THEY LEFT OUT “SHE’S CAMEL TOEING THE HELL OUT OF THOSE JEANS”
Love the vids
This is the very first comment I'm leaving on a channel I've been subscribed to for almost two years. I just want to say thank you for reading out loud to the honorable mentions as a person living with only 20% of sight in my eyes the honorable mentions always used to upset me because I couldn't read them fast enough so I would just like to say thank you for doing that for me. I know it wasn't specifically for me but it does feel like it and I like host voice on this video and may also kindly request that the hosts read out their names as well I feel it would help me get to know you guys better.
Thank You watch Mojo for making my day❤️☺️
I don’t know if I have a favorite Stewie insult but I’m gonna have to go with when Stewie got the whole cast of Star Trek
Do one on one chat in TV shows
(For example Quagmire talks to Brian why he doesn't like him and Rick talks to Jerry about options and being a predator)
I've used the albino gorilla roast before and lemme say he didn't f*ck with me after that
Stewie playing basketball and disses his opponent and says this is my house and tells him to run home to his momma
Stewie's wrong, Joe can actually pull off that vest
1:18 I thought adults couldn't understand Stewie.
only Peter and Lois can't understand him and/or choose to ignore him
Ryan, I believe your voice is too strong on the video. Not sure if there's a way to back up or volume down just a bit. Hope this helps.
Not an insult but the scene where Lois spoon feeding Stewie with broccoli and Stewie says "Who the hell do you think you are" is always hilarious af😂
me at 3am: go to bed. go to bed. go to bed.
watchmojo: *posts "Top 10 Savage Stewie Griffin Insults"*
me: well...
“Thanks, Peter’s baby.”
I know Stewie is just a baby but he is smarter than everyone else in the whole family, still has weapons until he got a time machine, meeting the love of his life that’s just like him and having iconic lines since season one
I would love for them to do a top 10 early cyler hats video.
omg this was savage af i am so lit rn on gosh do more please
Bro the 3rd me nearly killed me 😂😂😂
I have never actually watched a full Family Guy episode but after this I definitely want to watch 😂😂😂
Watch the early seasons. Those are the best ones
Seasons 4-9 are the best