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  • @alyshaburney
    @alyshaburney 3 года назад +1937

    YASSSSSS

    • @ebecausee4936
      @ebecausee4936 3 года назад +112

      HEY GIRLLLL I LOVE UR VIDS THEY FUNNY AS HELLL

    • @PinkPinkiapig
      @PinkPinkiapig 3 года назад +45

      OMGG-

    • @ebecausee4936
      @ebecausee4936 3 года назад +84

      Can u make a character called maxi-pad and she ghetto af

    • @aquaticanimations9789
      @aquaticanimations9789 3 года назад +25

      You should do a series called life hacks with tilapia and neck bone

    • @Moebaee
      @Moebaee 3 года назад +25

      @@ebecausee4936 😂🤣💀

  • @rairaiclown
    @rairaiclown 5 лет назад +297

    Yo straight up the names are fking hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @itsscamiii
    @itsscamiii Год назад +180

    "CAN'T TAKE YOU BLACK KIDS ANYWHERE" GOT ME ROLLING

  • @444teya3
    @444teya3 5 лет назад +1429

    “No walls and no edges” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @domopity4695
      @domopity4695 5 лет назад +24

      Teyana Bartley so get up……………get up out of this bed I got a man coming over

    • @justsomeweeb8093
      @justsomeweeb8093 4 года назад +9

      Gucci Dom AwWwW!! >:(

    • @Ntejin
      @Ntejin 4 года назад +5

      Gucci Dom mama school starts at 8 and it’s only 5

    • @tachellemcmillan4995
      @tachellemcmillan4995 4 года назад +3

      The first thing that happens I can only imagine the way that is that the one who had been with me is so good for the day

    • @Ntejin
      @Ntejin 3 года назад +3

      @Star Whitfield what spit it out

  • @EbonyUnicorn324
    @EbonyUnicorn324 5 лет назад +295

    DORA:CAN YOU FIND THE CHICKEN WING
    WATCHER:it's next to you
    DORA:(LOOKS AT IT) WHERE
    WATCHER: ne
    DORA:WHERE WHERE, HA HERE IT IS.
    WATCHER: i just said that
    DORA:CAN YOU FIND MY BACK PACK
    WATCHER:(angrily) ON YOUR BACK
    DORA:(looks at backpack) WHERE
    WATCHER: ON YOUR
    DORA: WHERE WHERE WHER
    WATCHER:(gets up and punches Dora)
    DORA:(takes a step back)WHERE WHERE,WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART
    WATCHER: my favorite part was when
    DORA: THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART TO
    WATCHER: CAN I SPEAK!!
    (ENDING THEME SONG) DO DO DO DORA DO DO DO DORA ALRIGHT DO DO DO DORA DO DO DO DORA ALRIGHT
    (END)

  • @avaiah4900
    @avaiah4900 Год назад +123

    "LETS GO KEWCHIE👹👹" 💀💀💀💀

  • @onyx4743
    @onyx4743 5 лет назад +2589

    Did anybody peep how she said “MS.Saggypussay” 😂🤣

  • @Jaynexxtdoorr
    @Jaynexxtdoorr 5 лет назад +508

    They said my forehead look like a kneecap

  • @lizzydeproter6174
    @lizzydeproter6174 Год назад +67

    "KEEP CRYING IMMA GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT"🤣🤣

  • @sugaryxsweet3643
    @sugaryxsweet3643 3 года назад +541

    " That wasn't me Miss Saggy Pwussyy " I'm dying 🤣

  • @xandirgreen2282
    @xandirgreen2282 6 лет назад +147

    The zoom challenge gone wrong was funny

  • @cedricmontgomery9759
    @cedricmontgomery9759 Год назад +51

    Can't take you black kids nowhere got me dying😂😂😂

  • @kawiiakahia627
    @kawiiakahia627 5 лет назад +219

    "stop ringworm u can't eat right now"

    • @loglady14lala54
      @loglady14lala54 4 года назад +4

      PuT It BAcK

    • @pilarzephan1816
      @pilarzephan1816 4 года назад +1

      her:idc🤣😂

    • @prettydreamdreamgirl7849
      @prettydreamdreamgirl7849 4 года назад

      RINGWORM STOPP

    • @uhyea4569
      @uhyea4569 3 года назад +1

      @The Christmas Sisters its not about being def. you just can tell which way its spelled. thas y english is the hardest language

    • @kymoraholmes7975
      @kymoraholmes7975 3 года назад

      @The Christmas Sisters it’s sounds like ringworm. Deal with it.

  • @salickmorrisey4423
    @salickmorrisey4423 5 лет назад +129

    26:49 i get whooped then sweet talked I be like wow mom.

  • @aralyndallycemeeks3921
    @aralyndallycemeeks3921 Год назад +33

    “ stop 😭 my back is burning , my back is burning 🤣 “ had me crying

  • @toni2722
    @toni2722 4 года назад +892

    “Was it squirrel nuts?” 😂😂
    “No, it was some dude she met on Craigslist’s” 😂😂😂

    • @pilarzephan1816
      @pilarzephan1816 4 года назад +28

      u mean the squirrel she met off of Craigslist🤣😂

    • @iiam.asiamichelle
      @iiam.asiamichelle 4 года назад +20

      Im dead

    • @rasazy3952
      @rasazy3952 4 года назад +25

      *“YOU WASNT CRYING WHEN YOU WAS LICKING NUTS”* 😂😂😂

    • @salvatore.4588
      @salvatore.4588 3 года назад +4

      @@pilarzephan1816 😂😂😂

    • @seamuspeacock346
      @seamuspeacock346 3 года назад +3

      Ma why you telling my buiessness

  • @janylabaxter5062
    @janylabaxter5062 5 лет назад +434

    ""stop my back is burning my back is burning"" I'm weak😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tristin409
    @tristin409 Год назад +69

    10:49 “get out of here with your nasty lopsided wig” GOT ME IN THE GRAVE😂😂😂😂

  • @luskowners3227
    @luskowners3227 3 года назад +650

    "coohie got a boy in her room" LMAOO its the fact she be having the most weirdest names💀🚶

  • @siimplyxmae5408
    @siimplyxmae5408 3 года назад +411

    “I wanna go live with my daddy!”
    “ *YoU DoNt GoT No DaDdY* ”

  • @thatgurlyana8964
    @thatgurlyana8964 Год назад +22

    The nasty hooligans was really funny she looked like what the hell did I just walk into 😂😂😂😂😂😅

  • @ms.k2109
    @ms.k2109 3 года назад +79

    " I- YOU DONT DRAG ME I SAID PULL, NOT DRAG"
    "zOoM"
    "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH"

  • @user-xw4di6bs5z
    @user-xw4di6bs5z 5 лет назад +361

    “I’m having an asmas attack!”

    • @kya4169
      @kya4169 3 года назад +5

      I'm dead

    • @ramen1916
      @ramen1916 3 года назад +4

      Asthma*

    • @abcdefg4536-e6j
      @abcdefg4536-e6j 3 года назад +13

      @@ramen1916 no in the video alysha said asmas instead of asthma

    • @tonystarks5461
      @tonystarks5461 3 года назад +1

      @Kyran Walker Asthma

    • @tonystarks5461
      @tonystarks5461 3 года назад +2

      @@abcdefg4536-e6j we know that is just how asthma is spelled

  • @malanbell9920
    @malanbell9920 Год назад +25

    4:00 I was rolling on the ground 😂😂

  • @jennifermonroe8615
    @jennifermonroe8615 5 лет назад +234

    I like the sound of the fight 😂😂🤗🤗🤗😝

  • @zariyahlivermore4753
    @zariyahlivermore4753 5 лет назад +94

    Back to school I’m the over excited one 🤣

    • @keioshaboston2650
      @keioshaboston2650 4 года назад

      Me too I be staying up keep checking the time

    • @FrancitaHolness
      @FrancitaHolness 5 месяцев назад

      Fr

    • @FrancitaHolness
      @FrancitaHolness 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@keioshaboston2650so true 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @TheFake_Duolingo
      @TheFake_Duolingo Месяц назад +1

      Bro you must be crazy school is a prison and you like school 💀

  • @jailynwheeler9914
    @jailynwheeler9914 2 года назад +23

    I Laughed So Hard When She Came Up With The Names. Her Videos Are So Funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sprinklepuffs9680
    @sprinklepuffs9680 5 лет назад +301

    “Why ur left titi longer than ur right titi?” That was mad funny

    • @briiyonaa
      @briiyonaa 3 года назад +1

      @@biggbillbill3117 what-

    • @kateashaevans8682
      @kateashaevans8682 3 года назад +1

      @@biggbillbill3117 i shall report your comment

    • @urfavcatlover69
      @urfavcatlover69 3 года назад +1

      Her name is spelt tiddy lol

    • @Ren-pf3dg
      @Ren-pf3dg 3 года назад

      @@biggbillbill3117 um ok- what?

    • @Missprada_
      @Missprada_ 3 года назад

      @@biggbillbill3117 I-...shes not the mirror

  • @nicolettemitchell5080
    @nicolettemitchell5080 5 лет назад +273

    The names tho 😂😂😂

    • @hannaplayzroblox3429
      @hannaplayzroblox3429 4 года назад +10

      When she said "that wasn't me Mrs.saggy pussy,😂😂

    • @justsomeweeb8093
      @justsomeweeb8093 4 года назад +4

      Hanna Playz roblox especially Wacanda, Wacanda name is that??

    • @Cutie.cakesss
      @Cutie.cakesss 4 года назад +3

      coochie 🤣 and tidy 🤣😂😂🤣 i’m dead

    • @rasazy3952
      @rasazy3952 4 года назад +1

      Wait until she has another OC and her name is Roach

    • @silver1288
      @silver1288 4 года назад +1

      One of them is named ringworm

  • @dweomwudwide3475
    @dweomwudwide3475 Год назад +40

    23:55 had me to repeat it over and over again 😂😂

  • @dishornatulloch1921
    @dishornatulloch1921 3 года назад +238

    "You said PuLL"
    "You dRaGgEd mE"
    "I didn't say DrAg I said PuLL"

  • @layah28
    @layah28 5 лет назад +131

    “You tried to fight a midget” hahaha Lmao

  • @1tzjustYur1
    @1tzjustYur1 Год назад +9

    20:12 she really brought out SZA line😭✋🏼

  • @flaminhotcheet0s609
    @flaminhotcheet0s609 2 года назад +350

    “That wasn’t me MS SAGGYPWUSSAY” had me😹

  • @angelicamuse5391
    @angelicamuse5391 5 лет назад +63

    They said my forehead look like a knee cap😂😂

  • @Stitch313
    @Stitch313 Год назад +26

    You Said Pull !! Had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @lxrxeee
    @lxrxeee 5 лет назад +55

    The one who checks after a whopping is meeeeeeeeee

  • @d4yann3_
    @d4yann3_ 3 года назад +409

    2:11 had me dead 💀 “ That wasn’t me Miss Saggypussy 😹😹

    • @jasonvoorhees1351
      @jasonvoorhees1351 3 года назад +14

      CANT TAKE YOU BLACK KIDS NO WHERE

    • @pipe.down.
      @pipe.down. 3 года назад +6

      @@jasonvoorhees1351 UgH

    • @user-nb9kp5iv3m
      @user-nb9kp5iv3m 2 года назад +1

      I’m dead 😂😭

    • @lxlbosslxdy.j8404
      @lxlbosslxdy.j8404 2 года назад +3

      yo why in the bad girls club laptop said bitch fight me nigga tbh that had me cying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥶😱🥶

    • @rennygang21
      @rennygang21 2 года назад +1

      What the heck

  • @yvng_allplaybeats2777
    @yvng_allplaybeats2777 2 года назад +26

    11:54 had me ded😂😂

  • @zoemaryah3157
    @zoemaryah3157 5 лет назад +354

    the nasty hooligans had me weak
    lmaooo

  • @loll6438
    @loll6438 3 года назад +642

    “ THEY SAID MY FOURHEAD LOOK LIKE A KNEE CAP “ THAT HAD ME CRYINGGGGGG 😭😭

  • @jovannajerome7834
    @jovannajerome7834 Год назад +25

    "You surely had a lot to say on Google classroom"🤣🤣🤣 I can't with her anymore

  • @_baldhead_avocado_4525
    @_baldhead_avocado_4525 5 лет назад +51

    "MAMA IM NOT STAYIN HERE EATIN THESE ROACHES"
    "Well thts what u gon be doing"

  • @bryce2936
    @bryce2936 3 года назад +144

    " you don't want to give me a hug? 🥺"
    " come here"
    *drop kicks*

  • @jamyriahdavis7799
    @jamyriahdavis7799 2 года назад +22

    21:46 had me weak💀🤣

    • @JaacielGarciaRomo
      @JaacielGarciaRomo 3 месяца назад +2

      "why would yhu say tha ho3🤬🤬" got me rollin fr 😂😂

  • @ashantiflippens3405
    @ashantiflippens3405 3 года назад +46

    Tiddy why you using my toothbrush, the weirds names LMAO

  • @thatonelemon3411
    @thatonelemon3411 4 года назад +288

    1:18 “no job, no respect, no walls and no edges” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @phathumatsa7633
    @phathumatsa7633 Год назад +56

    Its 2023 And I'm Still Enjoying This 😂😂😂

  • @khaliyahsmith4218
    @khaliyahsmith4218 4 года назад +79

    "Shut up"
    "YOU SHUT UP"
    " mi yet tae " ?
    Me: 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

  • @vontayy4663
    @vontayy4663 5 лет назад +33

    Your man is my man now bye lmaooo🤣

  • @jiaht.harris-taylor4812
    @jiaht.harris-taylor4812 Год назад +17

    27:10 got me dying and laying on the floor,

  • @shanebarrett6972
    @shanebarrett6972 3 года назад +155

    "get on the bus but sit in the back u stink" shit had me dead

  • @Kittykat-rw4ce
    @Kittykat-rw4ce 3 года назад +246

    “No don’t say goodbye it’s I’ll see you later” those words are what my mom always tells me😂

    • @quinyhayhay
      @quinyhayhay 3 года назад +4

      @Im an internatinol super spy super spy! Same lol

    • @Zee_Is_A_Weirdo
      @Zee_Is_A_Weirdo 2 года назад +3

      OMG FACTSSS

    • @Malijiah-uy3fx
      @Malijiah-uy3fx Год назад +1

      "WhY YoU SaY ThAt HoE"😂😂😂😂 got me deadddddddddddd😂😂😂😂

  • @happy__Mangoz
    @happy__Mangoz 2 года назад +20

    Bro “can’t take y’all black kids nowhere “ will never get old

  • @user-lx5rm2oc4z
    @user-lx5rm2oc4z 5 лет назад +88

    "they said my forehead look like a kneecap"

  • @alexiscaver3372
    @alexiscaver3372 5 лет назад +140

    So nobody notices that she got hands

  • @jariyagah63
    @jariyagah63 Год назад +19

    17:51 got me dead 😂

  • @desireluvvsu
    @desireluvvsu 4 года назад +49

    The nasty hooligan one messed me up🤣🤣🤣🤣She start singing oohhyerrohhyeee🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DanielleVeta
    @DanielleVeta 2 года назад +45

    29:03 "MAMA MY SHOES ARE TALKING,MY SHOES ARE HAVING FULL CONVERSATIONS WITH EACH OTHER"

  • @seairascott6393
    @seairascott6393 2 года назад +5

    11:25 all black moms say that

  • @asiaworld6233
    @asiaworld6233 4 года назад +41

    Who the one when the girl was singing and somebody kept pouching her every time she sang🤣🤣 it's in the middle of the video

  • @mingzhuguo6165
    @mingzhuguo6165 3 года назад +56

    2:46 GeT oN tHe BuS bUt SiT iN tHe BaCk CaUsE yOu StInK 😂😂😂

  • @UltraTrinGaming
    @UltraTrinGaming 2 года назад +16

    5:59 got me so dead bro 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @jubilantjaaj1734
    @jubilantjaaj1734 5 лет назад +45

    That note she hit on 20:53

  • @xxcoconutvibezxx7538
    @xxcoconutvibezxx7538 4 года назад +31

    "OoOoO!! My back is burning"

    • @mikehunter2817
      @mikehunter2817 3 года назад +1

      5:57 🍺🍺🍺😂😂😂😂🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🤛🤣🤣🤣

    • @taylorp4969
      @taylorp4969 3 года назад +1

      zoom challenge gone wrong had me dead like meat .like if you rewatching

  • @riana444
    @riana444 2 года назад +22

    8:46 "LETS GOAAA COOCHIE"

  • @keioras.1448
    @keioras.1448 5 лет назад +64

    11:50🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @Briayawna
      @Briayawna 5 лет назад +2

      Keiora S. Lmaooo

    • @fizzycat3506
      @fizzycat3506 5 лет назад +3

      Am I the only one who thinks that's really disgusting

    • @iisoftpinkiiyt6543
      @iisoftpinkiiyt6543 4 года назад +2

      sammieboe nope your not the only one lol

    • @pixelprowil
      @pixelprowil 4 года назад +2

      @@iisoftpinkiiyt6543 I'm dead

  • @mikusbluetie
    @mikusbluetie 3 года назад +239

    "Some dude she met off of craigslist" That had me dead though LMAO.

  • @savageyotoxicopg3d779
    @savageyotoxicopg3d779 9 месяцев назад +2

    7:06😂😂😂

  • @sydneymoore3573
    @sydneymoore3573 3 года назад +236

    “I KNOW YOU NOT OVERDOSING ON MY IBUPROFEN”💀✋🏽

  • @meanelove1903
    @meanelove1903 5 лет назад +41

    The names😭😭☠️

  • @jodencemoonstar1718
    @jodencemoonstar1718 2 года назад +4

    24:48 Hardest sleeper Had me Rolling with the Beer..The moment it psskt🤣🤣🤣

  • @aniyahcrayton1200
    @aniyahcrayton1200 5 лет назад +139

    “I only whooped you because I love you”THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARDER and HARDER AND HARDER

    • @prettydreamdreamgirl7849
      @prettydreamdreamgirl7849 4 года назад +4

      My mom don’t whoop me bc once I drew on my grandma walls and picture frames and my mom was tryna get my hands from covering my face and made my nose bleed btw my mom isn’t abusing me or my sister I love her and she love me

    • @just_gracie44
      @just_gracie44 4 года назад +3

      @@prettydreamdreamgirl7849 My mom don't whoop me bcz one time she made me puke and I had to go to hospital bcz I got dehydrated but she is very nice.

    • @kymoraholmes7975
      @kymoraholmes7975 3 года назад +1

      @@prettydreamdreamgirl7849 whooping your kid isn’t abusing. It’s telling your kids that all your actions have consequences. Im just saying.

    • @itsyogirl_talyia4414
      @itsyogirl_talyia4414 3 года назад

      26:33

  • @lamodreoddmcdaniel1785
    @lamodreoddmcdaniel1785 5 лет назад +24

    22:35 in finna get behind that

  • @Xlairebearlol
    @Xlairebearlol Год назад +23

    35:55 got my crying bro💀

    • @rahmel2009
      @rahmel2009 11 месяцев назад +1

      just like her 💀

  • @riyawilliams3918
    @riyawilliams3918 4 года назад +33

    11:58 that screaming 😅😅😅😅

  • @supreme_breebitch1385
    @supreme_breebitch1385 5 лет назад +32

    The Dora one is so true, she be like "where?" So much

    • @luvezmee
      @luvezmee 3 года назад +1

      @@ninaaaaaazzzzz bruh lmao

  • @naziraabdullah6333
    @naziraabdullah6333 Год назад +32

    the Zoom challenge one had me weak, my stomach was aching 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChaneseBradley-u8y
      @ChaneseBradley-u8y 10 месяцев назад +1

      same that one was the funniest thing i ever see

  • @iiampree
    @iiampree 5 лет назад +95

    12:32 who else use google classroom😂

  • @chile-anywaysso4941
    @chile-anywaysso4941 5 лет назад +24

    26:36 i check my body and get sweet talked

  • @UltraTrinGaming
    @UltraTrinGaming 2 года назад +12

    Mom I'm going to hangout with Ballsack had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kiayrascott4019
    @kiayrascott4019 5 лет назад +46

    31:30 had me dyin😂😂😭 that is so me

    • @XLuvTaLiyahhX
      @XLuvTaLiyahhX 5 лет назад +1

      I remember I did that before😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gachagirl1138
    @gachagirl1138 4 года назад +23

    It is funny how when she said can I get a bed but then when they said no for a pillow and a cover she grabbed a bra and covered up with it with it

  • @Jishunn
    @Jishunn Год назад +11

    Dora was HITTING that dance 😂😂

  • @izzyrodriguez9609
    @izzyrodriguez9609 3 года назад +24

    Them: *doing the nasty*
    Me:👁👄👁

  • @ciaramaddox4801
    @ciaramaddox4801 5 лет назад +25

    The Dora one had me dead

  • @23k_.
    @23k_. 2 года назад +30

    The way how wing worm started jumping up and down had me dying 😭😂

  • @rubymcgowan7614
    @rubymcgowan7614 5 лет назад +32

    This girl be killing me

  • @felissabarnes8800
    @felissabarnes8800 3 года назад +24

    'uh uh my mom said u can only use plastic cups cuz your mouth been on wee wees' i died

  • @r.ihannaz
    @r.ihannaz Год назад +4

    18:53 “mama can I go hang out with ballsack”😔

  • @shanekqua09
    @shanekqua09 2 года назад +94

    « Thats wasn’t me miss.saggypussay »😂😂😂😂😂😂 had me crying like a baby

  • @ericamarie8684
    @ericamarie8684 3 года назад +46

    "Your man is my man" had me dead🤣

  • @SkySky-xh7vc
    @SkySky-xh7vc Год назад +4

    “Can’t take you black kids no where” 😂😂

  • @katelynndiaz7408
    @katelynndiaz7408 5 лет назад +32

    5:57 got me dying 😂❤️

  • @peachie8383
    @peachie8383 3 года назад +49

    “Can I get in the bed?”
    “No yOu sTiNk”
    “But y’all got roaches”
    “wE kIlLeD eM”
    “Ok...can I have a blanket?”
    “NOoO”
    “Okay..”
    -she slowly puts a bra over her LMAO-

  • @londyn2308
    @londyn2308 2 года назад +18

    30:37 got me dying 😭💀

  • @torybestdog777
    @torybestdog777 3 года назад +307

    I watched these in 2018 and they’re still cracking me up in 2021 😭

  • @coconutsgacha4572
    @coconutsgacha4572 3 года назад +26

    13:47 That is me lol 😆

  • @Unique_Oyana
    @Unique_Oyana Год назад +7

    “WINGWORM GET OUTTA DA BATHROOM”!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gachaoreoslol1649
    @gachaoreoslol1649 5 лет назад +17

    "Mama can I go hang out with ballsack" im deadddd😂💀