10 Overused Car Jokes!

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @lmedicplays44
    @lmedicplays44 4 года назад +1422

    My friend: Uhh... Why did you remove ur backseats in ur mustang
    Me: BECAUSE WEIGHT REDUCTION BRO!

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 года назад +455

      This isn't a joke
      _it's a way of life_

    • @rickythreefeet
      @rickythreefeet 4 года назад +18

      Bladed Angel lol

    • @Lazar-w9u
      @Lazar-w9u 4 года назад +17

      @@BladedAngel epic gamer moment

    • @toonzoku9478
      @toonzoku9478 4 года назад +22

      @@BladedAngel Gives ya +1000 HP Guranteed

    • @rydercampbell2772
      @rydercampbell2772 4 года назад +18

      Nah don’t forget my solid 14 hp from my stickers

  • @littlebigparardise9245
    @littlebigparardise9245 4 года назад +354

    Everyone asks "where is the miata?" but not "how is the miata." 😞

    • @mazdamiataUSDMspec
      @mazdamiataUSDMspec 4 года назад +9

      No one cared about the miata.
      But now it is probably rusting here somewhere in the comments.

    • @rmts271
      @rmts271 4 года назад +3

      Underrated

    • @entiro719
      @entiro719 4 года назад +8

      its not "where is the miata?" or "how is the miata?" but its "why is the miata?"

    • @Ali-co5mj
      @Ali-co5mj 4 года назад +7

      Who is the miata... It's an overgrown fun road legal gokart

    • @Lucky_MiTo.
      @Lucky_MiTo. 3 года назад +2

      Obviously the miata is either happy or sleeping that's why no one asks

  • @istvanlorinczi2817
    @istvanlorinczi2817 4 года назад +485

    "When people use tuned cars to win arguments"
    Sooo we are getting a full video about the JDM Instagram community. Cool

    • @GerardPedrico
      @GerardPedrico 4 года назад +10

      Lamborghini....
      Mr. John "Lamborghini" Cena alias Mr. Taurus Aldebaran of Casa Del Torro.
      Mr. John "Ferdinand The Bull" Cena of Lamborghini Automobili... the house of the bull.

    • @Dzonnyg
      @Dzonnyg 4 года назад +58

      It's not only jdm, there is a huge part of car community on Instagram for people that just like to argue and downplay cars that they don't like

    • @rodracer4567
      @rodracer4567 4 года назад +18

      @@Dzonnyg Not exclusively JDM, but its the majority

    • @ac-130fan
      @ac-130fan 4 года назад +30

      Dzonnyg Agree with both of you. Although most of these accounts are either run by children or 40 year olds so you must cut them some slack

    • @Dzonnyg
      @Dzonnyg 4 года назад +1

      @@ac-130fan probably more like *for* them

  • @taltigolt
    @taltigolt 4 года назад +154

    are you 44? you sound 22

    • @vibeium
      @vibeium 4 года назад +3

      r/wooooosh me if you want but it was a joke

    • @hgrmc9416
      @hgrmc9416 4 года назад +1

      @@vibeium r/whoooosh

    • @christianm.1315
      @christianm.1315 4 года назад +2

      mid- life is about 44, he drives a corvet, thats how i take it at least

    • @malikw222
      @malikw222 4 года назад +6

      Nope he isn't 44 he is in his 20s

    • @ilikecarsbois3424
      @ilikecarsbois3424 4 года назад

      @@malikw222 r/wooooooooosh

  • @pedro7401
    @pedro7401 4 года назад +445

    I used to drive a black mx5 nd rf, they usually called me batman

    • @cowmanmooing6624
      @cowmanmooing6624 4 года назад +8

      Bruh

    • @zachservello7846
      @zachservello7846 4 года назад +68

      hairstylist*

    • @Daedalus-BC308
      @Daedalus-BC308 4 года назад +33

      I heard a guy call an drag car with Batman logos on it's doors "The Superman mobile".

    • @thetrevor33
      @thetrevor33 4 года назад +1

      Must’ve felt nice 😂😂

    • @Jdmfan-fu1kj
      @Jdmfan-fu1kj 4 года назад +8

      @@Daedalus-BC308 the most ambitious crossover in history

  • @SkullcrusherGamingTV
    @SkullcrusherGamingTV 4 года назад +77

    #1 Overused car joke:
    “But Bladed, where’s the Miata?”

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel  4 года назад +226

    I love seeing all the red car comments with (edited) in them. Y'all really just tried to bait likes with the NSX joke on an overused joke video without watching it😂

    • @shocko77
      @shocko77 4 года назад +5

      I paused the video in time to see that message

    • @yeetersharp6024
      @yeetersharp6024 4 года назад +2

      That was an aggressive comment about stalking you you made in the beginning

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 года назад +18

      It's a Navy Seal Copypasta bro. If the, "Ten Bajillion" didn't give clue the whole thing is a stupid joke, I don't know what else can.

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 года назад +6

      @@Ib4_MV331See? Now this is what I call, A PRO GAMER MOVE. AKA actually watching the video before commenting. Thank you.

    • @pascuamichael1455
      @pascuamichael1455 4 года назад +1

      Civics in Philippines are (single mom, teen) magnets

  • @cpMetis
    @cpMetis 4 года назад +28

    "Noooooo you can't just dismiss my dream car because of your experience of middle aged women driving the automatics without oil!"
    My dad: "Hehe Rx-8 go boooooom"

  • @xorcist-3423
    @xorcist-3423 4 года назад +447

    So we just gonna pretend like blinker fluid never existed?

    • @-meat-
      @-meat- 4 года назад +28

      Or muffler bearings

    • @spicywater9747
      @spicywater9747 4 года назад +5

      What’s blinker fluid?

    • @codingfiregod
      @codingfiregod 4 года назад +5

      bruh.

    • @lucatriet575
      @lucatriet575 4 года назад +9

      Caleb Pahl you sure heard about the new gearbox sand?

    • @ffake714
      @ffake714 4 года назад +1

      Spicy Water ur joking right

  • @a_car_dude_with_a_camera
    @a_car_dude_with_a_camera 4 года назад +38

    One joke that’s definitely used a lot is the joke that challengers are boats

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 года назад +4

      I tought that it was said about muscle cars as a whole

  • @sehajkaler9285
    @sehajkaler9285 4 года назад +212

    “All Honda’s are ricers”
    The NSX: 😞
    Honda Indy racing: 😞
    Honda Odyssey: 😞

    • @xalataf3365
      @xalataf3365 4 года назад +18

      Red Bull-Honda:

    • @mcheeb8256
      @mcheeb8256 4 года назад +4

      All those hondas are trash. Get me a Honda Beat. Faster, better handling, and way sexier

    • @biind00
      @biind00 4 года назад +11

      Civic Type R, riced from factory: 😔

    • @beautifulbeaner
      @beautifulbeaner 4 года назад +3

      The EK hatchbacks And EG hatchbacks 😔

    • @jacobballesteros4457
      @jacobballesteros4457 3 года назад +2

      @@biind00 that’s what the R mean Rice

  • @JobiWan144
    @JobiWan144 3 года назад +6

    Ironically, one could answer "Yes, this is a Batmobile" if one has a Lamborghini Murcielago. The name means "bat," and Bruce Wayne drove a convertible model in *The Dark Knight* .

  • @Donnerwamp
    @Donnerwamp 4 года назад +184

    German here, Porsche really makes mid life crysis cars for our market.

    • @SURENITY
      @SURENITY 4 года назад +8

      Especially the new SUV’s.....

    • @progenji6407
      @progenji6407 4 года назад +6

      Dutch guy, same here lol, corvettes on the other hand are rarely seen and tend to get people excited

    • @jongraham8396
      @jongraham8396 4 года назад +2

      @@德菈赛 ok Alan Harper

    • @iceblade019
      @iceblade019 4 года назад

      Especially the turbo s

    • @nullcandyy
      @nullcandyy 4 года назад

      I'm sick of seeing a boxy outta every corner. And it's ALWAYS someone between 40-50
      I love em lol

  • @franklyfettuccine4468
    @franklyfettuccine4468 4 года назад +17

    I love how bladed with the Supra joke used the example of buying a full priced game and the developers fixing it with dlc even tho thats literally what happens with every game released. Wait a minute did the car industry just take a page form the gaming industry ?

  • @CardboardKarton
    @CardboardKarton 4 года назад +361

    "Companies have simps aswell"
    Are you talking about Tesla?

    • @Burt1038
      @Burt1038 4 года назад +67

      "WhY wUd I BUiy a CaR WIt aN iNTeRnAl CoMbustIoN enGyN WeN eLeCTRiC MoToRS R goOdER?
      -comments section for every car ad on facebook.

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 года назад +27

      We need some idiot to duramax swap a tesla!

    • @terlaluanjay
      @terlaluanjay 4 года назад +17

      @@snfriedm maybe a camed ls7 and then take it to a tesla meet 🤣

    • @codeobey6821
      @codeobey6821 4 года назад +16

      😂both the company , and Elon musk have Simps , it’s pretty crazy

    • @reclusingrecluse4835
      @reclusingrecluse4835 4 года назад +21

      Facts my guy.
      Also, I find it weird how most Tesla fans are also diehard Apple fans

  • @gus-theirrational246
    @gus-theirrational246 4 года назад +4

    If you still interested, this video just popped out in my recommendations, and as a car guy, i am very pleased finding your channel. Totally into it. Thank's for your existence pal.

  • @wastery9113
    @wastery9113 4 года назад +392

    *So you tell me... Supras aren't 1000hp stock?*

    • @irtazaabbas5552
      @irtazaabbas5552 4 года назад +2

      @@arinb.756 Uh...I'm not sure that you understood the comment.

    • @biscoitocomlama9119
      @biscoitocomlama9119 4 года назад +10

      @@arinb.756 r/wooosh

    • @fakehombre
      @fakehombre 4 года назад +13

      @@arinb.756 Your spelling errors displeases the NUT

    • @wastery9113
      @wastery9113 4 года назад +2

      @@biscoitocomlama9119 indeed

    • @arunaraghu4453
      @arunaraghu4453 4 года назад +4

      @@arinb.756 dude that's a joke 😂😂😂

  • @devinnation5767
    @devinnation5767 3 года назад +2

    I first heard a vq in Forza horizon 4, i thought hey this sounds like a brass instrument. And i actually loved that sound. Love your vids btw

  • @adamqurabi65
    @adamqurabi65 4 года назад +185

    I like the way you make a Patrick accent when impersonating non car people!

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 года назад +11

      “Is Lamborghini a batmobile?”
      “No patrick, it is not.”
      “NSX isn’t a batmobile either.”

    • @ANTINATALIST_lewis
      @ANTINATALIST_lewis 4 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @tealnoise
      @tealnoise 3 года назад +2

      This guy is obsessed with spongebob

  • @Pipodecatan
    @Pipodecatan 4 года назад +5

    Mustang jokes are the “bUt dOEs iT TaKE gLocK MaGs?” of the car community

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 года назад

      Can you elaborate please?

  • @user-dq7xo4yr8o
    @user-dq7xo4yr8o 4 года назад +119

    Nobody:
    Some jdm community post:
    A boys dream car - some 458/488
    A mans dream car - skyline r34

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 года назад +52

      OH MY GOD, HOW COULD I FORGET THIS ONE. There are a lot of other bangers I forgot too. But this one is becoming an overused modern classic. Maybe I have to stomach another list video for a part 2 after all.

    • @PlatinumNath
      @PlatinumNath 4 года назад +15

      To be fair as someone living in Asia I am bored seeing so much JDM cars around that American cars look like a dream

    • @masashiiino6914
      @masashiiino6914 4 года назад +3

      Some toxic jdm community = toxic weeaboo of car community

    • @torquenation8233
      @torquenation8233 4 года назад +3

      Or 1970 Chevelle

    • @yellowandlimegrat4724
      @yellowandlimegrat4724 4 года назад +8

      Platinum Nath imo it’s just American kids that make up a huge chunk of the “🔰🔰JDM4LYF”

  • @VladdyTT
    @VladdyTT 4 года назад +14

    Mustangs will always be knows as crowd killers, just how it is lol it’s just too funny to trigger a mustang fan boy

    • @michealgray533
      @michealgray533 4 года назад +4

      Vladimirvich i fell personally attacked but you right

    • @newworlddisorder152
      @newworlddisorder152 4 года назад +5

      Most stang people I know embrace it lol. It just goes in one ear out the other for me.

  • @kalaukko4172
    @kalaukko4172 4 года назад +103

    Bladed is one of the few american youtubers who uploads the perfect time for Finland. Very epik

  • @socwyvern9745
    @socwyvern9745 4 года назад +2

    No 6, I live in Denver, I can vouch for how honest this is.
    The Subaru vape naysh sums up my highschool

  • @Epsi1ong
    @Epsi1ong 4 года назад +54

    0:00
    "What's your mom's birthday?"
    "I don't really remember, but do you know my 2006 Corolla can go 0-60 in 31.415927 seconds?"

    • @danielr.l.mccullough600
      @danielr.l.mccullough600 4 года назад +3

      @Donovan Piko I don't need sleep I need answers

    • @christianherrera8359
      @christianherrera8359 4 года назад

      HAAHAHAHAHAH

    • @Epsi1ong
      @Epsi1ong 4 года назад +3

      @Donovan Piko cuz thats the number that came up at the time

    • @ldmtag
      @ldmtag 4 года назад +2

      @@J.PC.Designs which is impissible for 2 reasons:
      - We don't know the exact value of pi
      - Wind, elevation, driver's weight, tire wear and many other things affect the time. It's impossible to keep the acceleration within let's say 3.136 to 3.144 which can be rounded to 3.14

    • @FSM_Reviews
      @FSM_Reviews 4 года назад +1

      If we're talking real numbers, an average Corolla gets from 0 to 60 in about 9 seconds at best.

  • @kommandant.357
    @kommandant.357 4 года назад +1

    Long time ago I searched for your channel!
    And I definitely don't regret searching for it!

  • @AzaanPD
    @AzaanPD 4 года назад +207

    The BMW Supra jokes used to be funny but now they just piss me off

    • @KilosFoxo
      @KilosFoxo 4 года назад +19

      I used that joke once
      I saw a bmw z4 with a MK4 supra wing

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 года назад +5

      Ib Racer4
      I just don’t like the fake vents and it needs a manual imo

    • @codeobey6821
      @codeobey6821 4 года назад +8

      Yeah I liked it for a few weeks cause I really hated the new supra just because “hurr durr it a BMW” , then I grew up and watched reviews and news about it , and when the aftermarket support starting doing bits I realised that it’s a great car , too expensive, but a great car . Go on any JDM page on insta with a mk5 supra and you’ll be greeted by comedians who think that typing the same joke that 20 other people have already made , right below them , is funny af

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 года назад +6

      Codeobey
      And what’s wrong with the BMW parts as long as it’s easy to tune? It has been proven to be very easy to tune and that’s the point of the Supra anyways

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 4 года назад +5

      @@AzaanPD oh and it doesn't help that the same crowd would gush over the latest hypercars from Ferrari, Lambo, Bugatti, Koenigsegg, and the like whilst completely ignoring hidden gems like new TVR Griffith, 17' Alpine A110 and GR Yaris

  • @mtheg7220
    @mtheg7220 4 года назад +2

    I expected a worse video, pleasetly surprised. Im not a car guy but I used to play forza h3 alot and you reminded me of that aweasome time, new sub gained.

  • @EndlessMarch
    @EndlessMarch 4 года назад +77

    Everyone's trying to pause to read the message at the start, but no one is going to mention how Bladed has, "Sword Art Online" music open in the other tab in every screenshot!??!

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 года назад +16

      I may hate SAO, but I still love LiSA's voice.

    • @mrblimbo1359
      @mrblimbo1359 4 года назад +3

      Bladed Angel sao oh god. I mean its aoght to watch but its so basic doe

    • @burningblackknight8237
      @burningblackknight8237 4 года назад

      @@BladedAngel same

    • @Ervin2v
      @Ervin2v 4 года назад +1

      Bladed is a Navy Seal...

    • @BladedAngel
      @BladedAngel  4 года назад +1

      @@Ervin2v Nah bro, that's just fucking copy-pasta meme.

  • @benreinke7276
    @benreinke7276 4 года назад +1

    The way you seamlessly transitioned into your rant about the RUclips's algorithm and your other videos not getting as much views was actaully one of the funniest things ever.

  • @connorsutton
    @connorsutton 4 года назад +71

    “The bat mobile is like a driving tank” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielr.l.mccullough600
      @danielr.l.mccullough600 4 года назад +9

      I am yet to see flying and sailing tanks.
      No the sturmovik doesn't count
      (Edit) Inb4 anyone comments on the winged T-60, it was a glider so it doesn't fly, it falls with style

    • @kylelinder2392
      @kylelinder2392 3 года назад +1

      The bat mobile in the dark knight and stuff is a tank

  • @Josh_H148
    @Josh_H148 4 года назад +3

    10/10 content Bladed. Love your work

  • @AlexSpalex1
    @AlexSpalex1 4 года назад +91

    I think the "is that a Batmobile?" Joke originated from that time, a guy got pulled over in a Labo, while dressed as Batman.

    • @mazdamiataUSDMspec
      @mazdamiataUSDMspec 4 года назад +13

      What? A guy was pulled over in a Nintendo Labo?

    • @AlexSpalex1
      @AlexSpalex1 4 года назад +3

      @@mazdamiataUSDMspec I meant Lambo.

    • @mazdamiataUSDMspec
      @mazdamiataUSDMspec 4 года назад +1

      @@AlexSpalex1 i know. Ty Polak? Are you Polish?

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 4 года назад +1

      I thinks it's because of the sharp and angular design of the batmobile compared to certain supercars

    • @TheDenigreur
      @TheDenigreur 3 года назад +1

      I think it's more ot the flashy design, juvenile joy of a two door sports cars that usually triggers non-car people to do that joke. I even had the guy at the UHaul say that joke to me and my BRZ when I picked up a truck.

  • @ivan199898
    @ivan199898 4 года назад +1

    I think batmobile joke came from The Dark Knight trilogy, where he’s seen driving the Murciélago in the first 2 movies, and then his Aventador being repo’d in the 3rd. I know I’ve used this joke before.

    • @william_SMMA
      @william_SMMA 2 года назад

      Seems the owner of this channel doesn't also know that there's not just 1 batmobile
      The older batmobiles looked a lot like the Apollo IE or Veneno or even the Svj if painted black completely
      Even the 2016 batman had a 1969 challenger and there's a lot of cool cars that look like that nowadays

  • @trii.spokes
    @trii.spokes 4 года назад +124

    When the V-TEC kicks in. The car goes into lightspeed.

    • @ryosuketakahashi1749
      @ryosuketakahashi1749 4 года назад

      Infinity and beyond

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 4 года назад +1

      99_Fiαt_Multiplα Han Solo wants to know your location

    • @brunodelecrode4190
      @brunodelecrode4190 4 года назад +2

      Nasa should put a vtec in their shuttles. We could be in another galaxy in seconds.

    • @hectorvega621
      @hectorvega621 4 года назад +1

      Deja vu I've been to space before.

    • @ScianGT2
      @ScianGT2 4 года назад

      Hello the guy that call my ae86 targa drawing cool

  • @idiotonyoutube6031
    @idiotonyoutube6031 4 года назад +7

    Lamborghini making a car “no one can do as good as us”
    Toyota Supra *”well yes but actually no”*

  • @t.j4801
    @t.j4801 4 года назад +75

    Haven't watched it but I already know the mustang joke is in here
    Edit:yes it is

    • @robochoa7387
      @robochoa7387 4 года назад +7

      I started using it for years because a mustang owner literally crashed into my garage and left the scene at 3am when I was sleeping 😂 Can’t even stay safe in my house

    • @maxceballos1644
      @maxceballos1644 4 года назад

      roberto ochoa omfg loool

    • @arunaraghu4453
      @arunaraghu4453 4 года назад

      Even I knew that!😂😂

    • @t.j4801
      @t.j4801 4 года назад

      @@robochoa7387 lmfao hope the car(s) were ok

  • @CVerse
    @CVerse 4 года назад +17

    The one I'm tired of hearing of from people I meet:
    What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos

  • @drbens549
    @drbens549 4 года назад +284

    I love how you did all that in the beginning just to say
    DON'T
    STALK
    ME
    But still love ya Braded Angeru (no homo)

    • @nathanoldham9431
      @nathanoldham9431 4 года назад +30

      Ayo we are two out of three people to pause it in time

    • @drbens549
      @drbens549 4 года назад +1

      @@nathanoldham9431 eyy

    • @r1l426
      @r1l426 4 года назад +1

      OMG we're 4 now

    • @murtadhaalmurtadha2221
      @murtadhaalmurtadha2221 4 года назад +2

      me too but i skipped frame by frame to get it.-.

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 года назад

      I’m the 3rd

  • @lockG1776
    @lockG1776 4 года назад +6

    I heard that in the next gen honda civic after v-tec kicks in the speedometer displays speed in Machs ;)

  • @putzi6977
    @putzi6977 4 года назад +68

    "All Hondas are ricers"
    People that don't live in the USA: *visible confusion*

    • @jim.659
      @jim.659 4 года назад +2

      bro the uk's full of em

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 года назад +5

      Where I live there was a car meet at a shopping mall, so I went there and I found a lot of customized Integras, not riced, customized, they were beautiful.

    • @YoungWarfare22
      @YoungWarfare22 4 года назад +1

      @@jim.659 oh no

    • @verylongchannelhandle
      @verylongchannelhandle 3 года назад

      Yeah nah, I don't see any hondas here, lol. European here

  • @marianvat
    @marianvat 4 года назад +10

    The only thing a car guy needs to inhale is tire smoke.
    Dont forget that.

    • @FSM_Reviews
      @FSM_Reviews 4 года назад +2

      So you're saying.....basically I was automatically transformed into a car guy at the age of 10 when I walked into a tire shop.....

  • @denisminigarage2030
    @denisminigarage2030 4 года назад +45

    that one car joke that Bladed's subscribers overly use:
    bUt bLaDeD, wHeRe'S tHe MiATa?

  • @directions9964
    @directions9964 4 года назад +3

    I love pausing the video over and over again to try to see the text and thank your for the “shoutout”

  • @hello_there1752
    @hello_there1752 4 года назад +42

    Supra: the tuning companies will fix it.
    Me:battlefront 2 flashbacks

    • @codeobey6821
      @codeobey6821 4 года назад +1

      patyyu 9773 tbh though Toyota had good intentions with the supra , making dummy vents and making it very accessible to tuners , they wanted to give a complete blank canvas , but it is too expensive to be a blank canvas , good thing it’s depreciating.

    • @xalataf3365
      @xalataf3365 4 года назад +2

      You have people complaining how new cars are "not tunable" and when a blank tuning canvas comes out everyone bashes it

    • @hello_there1752
      @hello_there1752 4 года назад

      @@xalataf3365 I do like the idea of Toyota creating a tuner friendly idea but it should be reasonably priced .I think Toyota is pushing it .it's like ea and Toyota have something in common?

    • @hello_there1752
      @hello_there1752 4 года назад

      @@codeobey6821 it's like 30k for the 2020 models lol

    • @M67v
      @M67v 4 года назад

      patyyu 9773
      I mean, the price is a little high compared to a Mustang GT for example, but I don’t find it unreasonable compared to its competition. Either way, people seem to be buying it.

  • @Seargentmyself
    @Seargentmyself 4 года назад +5

    I'm pretty sure my e92 has the same turn signals an e60 and I love them. I used a programer thing to change the momentary setting from 3 ticks to 5 because I felt like that worked better but the signals themselves seem to work great.

  • @anotherstorm2061
    @anotherstorm2061 4 года назад +24

    The whole Porsche thing is true though. Some guy on my street got divorced, sued his hair jet black and bought a 911.

  • @stiang872
    @stiang872 4 года назад +1

    5:28 Every time i see a MX-5 Miata here in Norway NA-ND it is always a 40+ year old man or woman. But 2 days ago I saw a NB and the owner was in the 20.

  • @captaincopconner2663
    @captaincopconner2663 4 года назад +55

    Any slim, sexy, red car ever.......Is ThAt A fErRaRi!!!!!!!! LeT Me GeT a PiC bRo!!!
    This happened to my 300zx..... I hate to be butthurt but I am tired of saying “no it’s a Nissan”

    • @joshhall2323
      @joshhall2323 4 года назад +4

      As a fellow z32 owner id like to add...
      Please stop with the 300zx and Diablo headlight joke, every time I go to a car show I get atleast 5 people saying "diD yOu kNow tHe dIaBlO tOoK the heAd liGHts?"

    • @RandomiMies4444
      @RandomiMies4444 4 года назад +3

      @@joshhall2323 diD yOu KnOw tHe DiAbLo ToOk tHe rEaR LiGhTs FrOm a bUs?

    • @jdmking4776
      @jdmking4776 4 года назад

      People say the same thing for my MR2 for some reason...

  • @JinteiModding
    @JinteiModding 4 года назад +15

    Non car guy friend (NCGF):
    "Hey dude I wanna see what cars you got in that Gran tourism game"
    Me:
    "Oh ok"
    **i show him my car list**
    NCGF:
    "You got a Bugatti?"
    Me:
    "Nah dude, that car corner like shit compared to the Aventador or the R34"
    NCGF:
    "Yoo, you got a Ferrari?! Awesome"
    Me, looking at my 90's NSX Type R:
    **anger**

  • @kdiffin
    @kdiffin 4 года назад +52

    LOL the message in 00:00

    • @Student0f1lm
      @Student0f1lm 4 года назад +1

      I'm trying to pause on it
      Edit: just managed to pause on the message some navy seal shie

    • @nobodycares1238
      @nobodycares1238 4 года назад +1

      He said 3 people will see it but there's 4 people here saying they saw it 🤔

    • @munirohm2420
      @munirohm2420 4 года назад +15

      If anyone tries to find me and stalk this address, I'll have killed ...... Top of my class in navy seals and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in al-quaeda, and I have over ten bajillion confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm top nipper is the entire US armed force. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f out with precision the likes of which has never seen before on this earth, mark my effing words. You can think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the Internet? Think again, effer. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your ip is being traced rn so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm thst wipes out the pathetic little thing you call life. You're effing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can kill you in over 700 ways and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat but I have access to the entire US arsenal of the United States and the marines and I will use it to its extent and bla bla bla read it yourself

    • @darkox4172
      @darkox4172 4 года назад

      @@munirohm2420 FRICK YOU TOOK WHAT I WAS GONNA DO

    • @kvkflvp
      @kvkflvp 4 года назад

      Just found it

  • @iraqifoodcart8447
    @iraqifoodcart8447 4 года назад +10

    Paused at beginning.
    If I don't see "how many kids did you abduct today?" when talking about vans, I'll be disappointed lol

  • @slypask9185
    @slypask9185 4 года назад +25

    "Red = fast because, in *human* psychology..."
    **Orkz want ta know yer location**

  • @TheKrzysiek
    @TheKrzysiek 4 года назад +2

    11. Anything Initial D related
    I was ok with it at first when it wasn't super overused, but now even slight mention of it is always kAnSeI dOrIfTo, aE86 bEsT cAr, dEjA vU and so on.
    It's very annoying especially since I used to quite like Initial D and actually still like the games and eurobeat, but whenever I mention it to anyone they always answer with "Oh yea I also love (insert 3 songs from memes)".

    • @cyberzombie038
      @cyberzombie038 4 года назад

      Agreed, I used to love listening to Running in the 90's and Deja vu while doing mountain runs but the memes just killed it for me.

  • @hihihi462
    @hihihi462 4 года назад +56

    People will call murdered our black cars “a bat mobile” for no reason

  • @jadenriley5621
    @jadenriley5621 4 года назад +2

    Congrats, you made me spend 45 seconds of my life to change playback speed, pause, and read the two paragraphs at the beginning on the video

  • @KEViN-qz4xe
    @KEViN-qz4xe 4 года назад +13

    That hidden message in the start tho, it was difficult to pause and read it lmaoo

    • @Dude_Man8
      @Dude_Man8 3 года назад +1

      Facts, it only lasted 2 frames, if you're on a computer, you can pause and move forward or back on frames with periods and commas.

    • @gabriell04032
      @gabriell04032 3 года назад

      @@Dude_Man8 wtf i didnt know that lmao

  • @giuseppediserio8145
    @giuseppediserio8145 4 года назад +33

    0:37 My mom whenever she sees a sporty looking red car

  • @simonbrogtrop7565
    @simonbrogtrop7565 4 года назад +6

    Bladed, I won’t stalk you, but only because you’ll send navy seals to my house.

  • @zera0611
    @zera0611 4 года назад +58

    Overused huh.
    I mean who’s the Miata

  • @JordanCarterLover911
    @JordanCarterLover911 4 года назад +1

    This is how many times bladed said hur dur

  • @rayo8190
    @rayo8190 4 года назад +11

    i haven't watched the video yet but there better be the "SuPrA = BmW 🤓" joke *
    i was not disappointed.

  • @its_hysteriaa
    @its_hysteriaa 4 года назад +1

    i completely agree with what you said about certain cars being put on pedestals in the country they're not produced on, honestly, as a brazilian car guy, my eyes glow everytime i see a mustang on the road, because they're very rare here. that also applies to modern camaros, celicas, even ford crown victorias man lmao

  • @canaykclr1137
    @canaykclr1137 4 года назад +5

    Kids always say this when they see a Lambo Sesto Elemento: "Oh looK ıTs THe zEntOrnO

    • @subscribeorjosephwillhaunt5425
      @subscribeorjosephwillhaunt5425 4 года назад +2

      Is that an adder? *looks at an bugatti veyron ss*
      Or they're talking about a real sahara adder being in their place

    • @ryosuketakahashi1749
      @ryosuketakahashi1749 4 года назад

      Sestos are pretty rare for them kids to comment on it

    • @ocallaghan3865
      @ocallaghan3865 4 года назад

      And people who call not just terradyne but all L.A.P.Vs the insurgent

  • @Redbullfish
    @Redbullfish Год назад +1

    I'm just going to pretend that i did not read 55 life threats from bladed

  • @That_Braziliann
    @That_Braziliann 4 года назад +8

    When bladed turned into a seal trying to kill your family

  • @joashhappy5739
    @joashhappy5739 4 года назад +1

    the red joke me: Sooo someone could paint their toyota sienna red to make it as fast as a konisegg agera rs1

  • @GT-rc8tk
    @GT-rc8tk 4 года назад +29

    But Bladed?
    How's the miata?

    • @denkifriedkalamari1730
      @denkifriedkalamari1730 4 года назад

      Everyone asks where is the Miata
      BUT NOONE ASKS HOW'S THE MIATA

    • @terminhaider9695
      @terminhaider9695 4 года назад

      @@J.PC.Designs the word "where" means in or to what place or position
      the word "how" means to ask about the condition or quality of something

    • @ldmtag
      @ldmtag 4 года назад

      How's the Miata? Is that a new meme or what? I've seen it multiple times

  • @meekaaweekaa
    @meekaaweekaa 4 года назад +1

    Your mention of New Balance was amazing. I'm 16 and I love New Balance.

  • @aravioli4203
    @aravioli4203 4 года назад +6

    Don’t forget “ 1 sticker adds 10 hrspr”

  • @amitailavi9512
    @amitailavi9512 3 года назад +1

    "Based on impact of car community" huh? Mustang 'hit with the crowd' 10/10

  • @mic1472
    @mic1472 4 года назад +12

    shoutout to the other 2 people that read the message at the start

  • @CopycatkboxYoutube
    @CopycatkboxYoutube 4 года назад +1

    Lemme guess I just started watching and i bet theirs a REAL HIT WITH THE CROWD joke in this video i guarantee

  • @nolanprather1076
    @nolanprather1076 3 года назад +11

    The most overused joke: “yes officer it’s stock”😐

  • @djholro
    @djholro 4 года назад +1

    To be fair, Acura themselves used joke #2 in their marketing for the NSX when it launched in the early 90s. A TV ad set in Italy's wine region had an elderly man asking (in Italian with English subtitles) his 30-something son if his new car was a Ferrari. To which the reply was "No, papa...Acura."
    Acura was very proud of the fact that it looked just as good yet outperformed the the 348, was far more reliable and a fraction of the cost.
    I remember this commercial quite vividly as if it were yesterday because I was obsessed with the NSX, being in my mid-teens at the time.

    • @djholro
      @djholro 4 года назад

      To follow that up, the same ad campaign had one set in Germany for the Vigor sports sedan. One businessman turned to another and asked "Ist Deutches auto? (Is that a German car?)" Reply: "nein...Acura".
      Please forgive me if you speak German, I don't know if I butchered the original dialogue.

  • @rafayjamil2249
    @rafayjamil2249 4 года назад +3

    Damn man, never thought you were 44. You sound so Young! I would have guessed around 25

    • @shawn1020
      @shawn1020 4 года назад

      Wait what

    • @dbabu51
      @dbabu51 4 года назад

      @@shawn1020 ever since he got his corvette, he’s been 44

  • @Pippy1
    @Pippy1 4 года назад +1

    I spent so long trying to pause it on that exact frame just for that... did me fucking dirty

  • @mihirprasad4070
    @mihirprasad4070 4 года назад +7

    Car 👏 Meme 👏 Review👏

  • @Mr.Goldbar
    @Mr.Goldbar 4 года назад +1

    2:55
    I'm happy you showed both an Ibanez, a Strandberg and a PRS.
    Now guess which one is which ;)

  • @carcrazycanuk7468
    @carcrazycanuk7468 4 года назад +3

    Haven’t watched the video yet
    I’m gonna call it
    Is that a supra?
    Edit: I was wrong

  • @haqiem4010
    @haqiem4010 4 года назад +1

    Not going to lie, this is the most underrated channel. I miss Mustang chan TwT and shingo jokes

  • @jackvexplaid
    @jackvexplaid 4 года назад +9

    The "is that a supra!?" Meme kind of annoys the hell out of me.

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 года назад +2

      The 2JZ engine is only powerful when modded, bone stock, combined with the Supra's somewhat high weight, is really average

  • @mathias6369
    @mathias6369 4 года назад +1

    Mustang, a real catch with the crowd!

  • @punchy77855
    @punchy77855 4 года назад +3

    Don’t worry, I won’t stalk you, or find out your address
    “Shoutout to those 3 people”

  • @hxgLLC
    @hxgLLC Год назад +1

    Overused car joke:
    Honda Civics are lawnmowers

  • @siebecools4700
    @siebecools4700 4 года назад +1

    that watchmojo rant was awesome lmao

  • @Beem3r
    @Beem3r 4 года назад +1

    Well Singapore's even worse a new prius would cost 400k like fr. A used lambo can even cost 1 mil like no joke. A mint low milage V10 gallardo superlegera would cost at least 600k used. (Now I feel like living in America or other countries)
    But at least a used R34 Gtr would cost about 50k used (not imported BTW I think).

  • @EvanHBogle
    @EvanHBogle 4 года назад +1

    I'm slowly becoming a car thanks to you

  • @GreatRoostar
    @GreatRoostar 4 года назад +1

    Bladed angel worked hard on this video in order to educate and entertain his viewers.
    Me: Spends 2hours trying to read the message at the beginning of the video XD

  • @kman2ne1
    @kman2ne1 4 года назад +1

    Great video, thanks for the quarantine entertainment

  • @ollivermohler7385
    @ollivermohler7385 4 года назад +2

    If it makes you feel better bladed, I watch every one of you uploads

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 года назад +2

    (1:10) But I love your non-car guy videos, becuase as a non-car guy myself, it shows things that I didn't know. You go though a list of things that might be obvious to car guys, but isn't obvious to me.

  • @AlexK-no2gs
    @AlexK-no2gs 4 года назад +2

    once you get used to the bmw turn signals, theyre actually more intuitive and imo better than normal ones

  • @alexdiezg
    @alexdiezg 4 года назад

    Best car meme is that guy with glasses on staring at a Supra, sprays what seems to be water all over his face, poorly wipes off his glasses with a cloth and screams "IS THAT A SUPRA?".

  • @audigosqueal1593
    @audigosqueal1593 4 года назад +1

    9:30 sometimes painted calipers actually help cool brakes. And they look good.

  • @basicallystupid9008
    @basicallystupid9008 4 года назад +1

    I hate when non car guy say "why you always spend alot of time and money in yout crappy car. U could just go and buy a new car"
    Gets me in the guts everytime!!

  • @trueherogames8324
    @trueherogames8324 4 года назад +2

    When you pause the video at the perfect time just to see bladed say:
    Don’t stalk me

  • @nusauskas123
    @nusauskas123 4 года назад +2

    The navy seals joke in the begining is amazing

  • @junglebadoom
    @junglebadoom 2 года назад +1

    “Is that a Ferrari?” Now applies to the new corvettes

  • @blackeye3336
    @blackeye3336 2 года назад

    Funny how it's the hellcat joke now crashing absolutely everywhere 20/10 super fresh joke