"Take my weapon, ask an adult if you can use it, and if they give you permission make sure there is adequate space before you swing I hate myself in this.."
Wow... so according to this 2014 video... Palpatine returns and asks a young woman who is a Skywalker to strike him down?! Lando and a vision of Han return. The Death Star now fits into a ship.. That's oddly accurate as predictions go. That was basically the plot of Disney's Episode 9.
Disney: we proudly stand by the gay community and will not back down when representing them on screen! Wait, the scene of 2 women kissing will get our movie blocked in many countries? Edit out that scene. Oh wait, the country where we have our clothing made has made homosexuality a crime? It’s ok, let’s keep doing business with them.
Han 's Factory I’m just seeing how inconsistent Disney is. They defend gay rights at home but are ok with enriching governments that execute gays and throw them into prison.
Similarity between this skit & episode IX: - Return of Darth Sidious - Depressed Han Solo - Another 'Disney Princess' - Lando Calrissian - Ship that has Death star weapon in it.
Charles Strong, Winnie the Pooh is actually voiced by Jim Cummings, the same actor who voiced Tigger and Darkwing Duck. However, Jim Cummings did do a skit on RUclips where he voiced Darth Vader in the voice of Winnie the Pooh. James Earl Jones is the normal voice of Darth Vader and Mufasa
This predicted alot of Rise of Skywalker (Spoilers, obviously) * Palpatine and Lando are in it * They are bringing the main character to Palpatine * The cruise ship has a laser in it like the ISDs with Death Star lasers in them * The "space mountain" planet is similar to exogul. Coincidence?!
Who's here after the Emperor was confirmed to appear in Episode IX? I'm just going to see it to know if he'll say "I'm about to circle the lightsaber your face!"
@Karissa Hope 1:15 describes her exactly, she never falls to the dark even though she goes straight to it or uses it's power, strong independent woman archetype to the point that it's annoying, she literally had to be saved by Kylo Ren (aka the prince) despite being more powerful than him with no real training
"Well, I'm just worried about Disney upholding the integrity of the _Star Wars_ franchise." Then you should be very, _very_ worried about the fact that you're still alive.
JJ Abrams you thief, Sidious returns in the Rise of Skywalker but just like in this he doesn’t return with another Death Star, he returns with 1000 star destroyers (cruise ships)
Amazing! Luke Skywalker's daughter is captured by the bad guys, is saved by a black man, a ship uses lightspeed to hit a snowy mountain, and the empire goes off the script ensuring that he isn't in the movie! JJ stole all his ideas from this one sketch!
Darklight Really, exactly the same? Sure, I see the similarities, but it wasn't a word for word, scene for scene, plot point for plot point identical movie. Also, has it occurred to you (and the other people who share that complaint) that maybe it was done intentionally? Maybe, just maybe, Abrams wanted to make a Star Wars movie that felt like Star Wars and was similar to it so newcomers would have an idea of what the original movie was like while the old fans would have a movie that was more what they wanted from the Prequels? Food for thought.
I actually agree with you TF2Fan, I personally know people who are upset by the similarity, but I really enjoyed TFA. While I hope the whole series doesn't follow the same path, I think that it was a wise choice for the first movie.
At least they didn't have a musical number. Let it go, let it go give into the negative peer pressure let it go let it go you will join me like your grandfather
+The Ethereal Paladin In my opinion he already fucked up the movie. He should have followed the books. The book plots now labeled Star Wars (legends) aka the Real Cannon were way better than this tripe.
Fire glows bright on this planet tonight Not a jedi to be seen A Galaxy gripped in turmoil and I've knocked up the ex-queen The force is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in Not since mother died Ignore the fear Ignore the hate No relationships It's not so great Conceal don't feel Don't try to hide From the dark side Let it flow Let it flow Can't hold it back any more Let it flow Let it flow I'll save my wife and end this war! I pledge myself to you this day let the force rage on The Jedi only held me back anyway Good, execute order 66! It's funny how the dark side Makes everything seem small And the younglings that I've murdered Can't get to me at all It's time to see, what I can do The Empire's here, the Republic - it is through! No right no wrong, no rules for me I'm free! Let it flow Let it flow I am one with the dark side Let it flow Let it flow This is the end of the Jedi If you're not with me, then you're my enemy! What do you ask of me? Go to the Mustafar System Wipe out Viceroy Gunray And the other seperatist leaders My power passes through the air to close the door My deadly lightsaber Will help your body meet the floor My super reflexes reflect your laser blast! I'm never going back! The Jedi are the past! Let it flow let it flow And I'll rise with my new limbs on Let it flow Let it flow That Jedi knight is gone Here I stand on this darkest day Let the force rage on! Vader is a better name anyway
there are only 3 things truly wrong with the prequels: poor script, poor directing, and jar jar. The actors themselves did a great job given the circumstances
+arbiter11171 Jar jar allegedly was actually supposed to be the true sith lord behind everything. He was supposed to be playing dumb the whole time while manipulating everyone to fulfill his goals in the shadows. It would have been hilariously awesome if george lucas had stuck with his idea. I believe he wrote the idea out of the script because jar jar was so poorly received. I think it would have been great twist.
George Lucas : How is Star Wars , is he safe ? Is he alright? Fans : I am afraid that in your absence Disney destroyed it George : No I hasn’t even been 5 years NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The Phantom Menace was actually good. I'm not one of those people tha let started saying that after star wars RUclipsrs said it was good I've always liked it.
“Take my weapon. Ask an adult if you can use it, and if they give you permission” Mate she’s literally an adult Disney really likes to treat kids like they’re made of glass.
"Sorry the dark side sounded to threatening to our four year old focus group." A few lines later "BRING OUT THE DEATH STAR." Really the word dark is more threatening then death, well I guess this is a Disney movie, so I guess if EVERY MOVIE HAVING A DEAD RELATIVE isn't dark then it's FINE!
"Take my weapon, ask an adult if you can use it, and if they give you permission make sure there is adequate space before you swing I hate myself in this.."
Sydney Padgett I can feel the positive vibes within you
Sydney Padgett "im about to circle of lightsaber your face"
Sydney Padgett 😆😆😂😂😂
That's my favorite part!!
Hey it's your boi exotic butters "im" is not a word!
this skit was more prophetic than they even realized.
It was exactly as I have foreseen.
Oh god yes at first I didn’t mind force awakens but as the trilogy went on…😅
Indeed. Even Nostrodomous couldn't see this coming.
This aged like fine wine
Sammy Blaze fine wine indeed
Yes fine wine indeed friends
Except for the part about the Phantom Menace. That movie was always great. At least imo
@@infinite5540 yes I agree
@@infinite5540 Definitely underrated
"Darth Vadar? I thought I- you know what? I'm just happy you're not Buzz Lightyear."
Best. Line. Ever.
Sydney Padgett iiiiiiiiiiii
So funny I know
Sydney Padgett yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss
Awesome
To Infinity and Beyond.
They predicted the Emperor's return. Years before it happened.
It's not like there was a 90s comic called dark empire where he returned, destroyed half the universe, then died again.
They also predicted lando's return, and how sucky the movie would be
@@slendveny7191 Yeah, like Disney really cares about the source material 🙄🙄
@@Max-A-Moose7 Except Rogue One.
@@DavidRay_40
Yup. Rogue One is a treasure.
Oh my god, it has predicted the path we have gone down...
Kenneth Harkin "Exactly as I have foreseen" - Darth Simba
is scary how perfect this aged
Eerily accurate for a parody.
it aged better than the entire sequel trilogy lol
"Everything the Dark touches is part of our kingdom."
"I'm going to circle of Lightsaber your face!"
Those parts got me LOL
Lmao
BatScorpion95 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Integrity? Have you seen the sequel trilogy?
we literally created time travel as a precaution for them
When Darth Sidious has a point...
Wow... so according to this 2014 video... Palpatine returns and asks a young woman who is a Skywalker to strike him down?! Lando and a vision of Han return. The Death Star now fits into a ship.. That's oddly accurate as predictions go. That was basically the plot of Disney's Episode 9.
The fact that a 4 minute sketch got stretched into a full movie...
"so many mixed messages" describes disney exactly
I agree
I like your picture
Disney: we proudly stand by the gay community and will not back down when representing them on screen! Wait, the scene of 2 women kissing will get our movie blocked in many countries? Edit out that scene. Oh wait, the country where we have our clothing made has made homosexuality a crime? It’s ok, let’s keep doing business with them.
@@danielaramburo7648 You do realize america is not the "moral standard"country right?
Han 's Factory I’m just seeing how inconsistent Disney is. They defend gay rights at home but are ok with enriching governments that execute gays and throw them into prison.
Similarity between this skit & episode IX:
- Return of Darth Sidious
- Depressed Han Solo
- Another 'Disney Princess'
- Lando Calrissian
- Ship that has Death star weapon in it.
Difference this had a better plot and characters
@Maprunner3000, and George Lucas was involved
It is actually very accurate when it comes to changing Star Wars into Disney's vision.
And the fact that the Emperor is still alive... somehow
The Goat Got Milked and the ships with the Death Star attached
It was a clone. Not the original Palpatine. Sheesh.
Palpatine is like “I’m so close to just directing the movies myself”
It would be better if he did.
"I'm an independent woman! Now, I just need a man to rescue me"
Those things totally contradict themselves xD
it is SCARY how accurate this turned out to be.
"Hakuna Matata, Master..."
"I'm about to Circle of Life-saber your face!"
ROLFMAO!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rolfmao?
TJ8046 Rolling on the floor laughing my a$$ off. The letters are a bit out of order. ROTFLMAO is the correct acronym.
Lightsaber, not life-saber.
@@DavidRay_40I think it's a pun?
The plot for TROS was leaked here, this video is the leak. 5 YEARS prior to the release
They must of traveled thru time....Great scott!... marty its time we went BACK to the future..
What part of this video even remotely resembles TROS? Other than Palpatine's clone?
@@DavidRay_40 r/wooosh
Wait...I get it, the person who voiced Mufasa also voiced Vader!
really? cool!
And Winnie the Pooh.
Charles Strong, Winnie the Pooh is actually voiced by Jim Cummings, the same actor who voiced Tigger and Darkwing Duck.
However, Jim Cummings did do a skit on RUclips where he voiced Darth Vader in the voice of Winnie the Pooh.
James Earl Jones is the normal voice of Darth Vader and Mufasa
Thank you, I will add that to all my obscure facts bouncing around in my mind
Chris Armstrong Winnie the Pooh was originally voiced by Sterling Holloway.
Disney: *stumbles upon video*
JJ Abrams: Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!
This predicted alot of Rise of Skywalker
(Spoilers, obviously)
* Palpatine and Lando are in it
* They are bringing the main character to Palpatine
* The cruise ship has a laser in it like the ISDs with Death Star lasers in them
* The "space mountain" planet is similar to exogul.
Coincidence?!
Predicted, Disney just stole it
They probably had no idea how to save ep 9 after The Last Jedi and saw this skit
I think NOT!!!
Correction: It was a clone of Palpatine. Why do you think he was so unstable? The real one died in ROTJ.
and Harrison Ford hated acting in it lol
"Are you saying we just hit a space mountain?....Oh, I walked right into that one" Hilarious 😂😂😂
Wow, this is exactly what they have done with the franchise...
"we just ran into a space mountain, I walked into that one"
Man this came out 5 years ago and yet it fits perfect into this time
With every year it gets better
Well, they really did turn the death star into a cruise ship...
L.O.L professional hahahahahahaha
Wow
Who's here after the Emperor was confirmed to appear in Episode IX?
I'm just going to see it to know if he'll say "I'm about to circle the lightsaber your face!"
I laughed so hard when Darth Sidius said " I'm about to circle of light saber your face" .
we all did
This isn’t a parody, this is a documentary.
"I'm just happy you're not Buzz Lightyear."
It's a little scary how accurate they were about Rey's character.
N Slater wrong video.
what
Kari Kraft
Ashoka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rey
N Slater yes I agree with what you said about her, although I love her accent
@Karissa Hope 1:15 describes her exactly, she never falls to the dark even though she goes straight to it or uses it's power, strong independent woman archetype to the point that it's annoying, she literally had to be saved by Kylo Ren (aka the prince) despite being more powerful than him with no real training
"No one can resist the power of ... negative peer pressure"
Favourite part
"Well, I'm just worried about Disney upholding the integrity of the _Star Wars_ franchise."
Then you should be very, _very_ worried about the fact that you're still alive.
“That’s it I’m going off script!” Is by far the best line in this whole video
JJ Abrams you thief, Sidious returns in the Rise of Skywalker but just like in this he doesn’t return with another Death Star, he returns with 1000 star destroyers (cruise ships)
Me: Watches this video. Look's at date on this video. Watches Star Wars Episode IX. Looks at a calendar. Logically concludes "Studio C is so Jedi!"
I'll give them credit, they predicted Palpatine's return...
Amazing! Luke Skywalker's daughter is captured by the bad guys, is saved by a black man, a ship uses lightspeed to hit a snowy mountain, and the empire goes off the script ensuring that he isn't in the movie! JJ stole all his ideas from this one sketch!
Hue Anderson and it ruined Star Wars
I highly doubt that.
TF2Fan101 watch episode 4 then 7, the plot is exactly the same, in fact the only good thing about it is the cgi
Darklight Really, exactly the same? Sure, I see the similarities, but it wasn't a word for word, scene for scene, plot point for plot point identical movie. Also, has it occurred to you (and the other people who share that complaint) that maybe it was done intentionally? Maybe, just maybe, Abrams wanted to make a Star Wars movie that felt like Star Wars and was similar to it so newcomers would have an idea of what the original movie was like while the old fans would have a movie that was more what they wanted from the Prequels? Food for thought.
I actually agree with you TF2Fan, I personally know people who are upset by the similarity, but I really enjoyed TFA. While I hope the whole series doesn't follow the same path, I think that it was a wise choice for the first movie.
When the “joke” is both better and honest than the “real” movie
Everything Darth Sidious says is exactly how I feel about Disney's Star Wars.
Good! Hatred gives you focus! You are about to go for your destiny.
At least they didn't have a musical number.
Let it go, let it go give into the negative peer pressure
let it go let it go you will join me like your grandfather
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“You guys are worse than Wells Fargo”
Who else got that reference?
meeeee!
It's as if they got actual leaked footage.
"So many mixed messages."- LOOOL
If JJ Abrams actually ruins Star Wars in his new movie, he would surely be called
Jar Jar Abrams.
Henry Drew count me in
Me too
+The Ethereal Paladin In my opinion he already fucked up the movie. He should have followed the books. The book plots now labeled Star Wars (legends) aka the Real Cannon were way better than this tripe.
+Juan Catalan How can he mess something up you've not even seen? It's not just up to him what happens in the movie.
+Beneko '11 don't forget the transitions
“I am a Strong, Independent Brave Woman who dresses like a Beauty Queen and waits for a man to rescue her”
I hate Disney
Basic summary of all live action remake princesses
Me to 🤬🤮
If anyone says "Let it go" or makes any kind of Frozen reference in The Force Awakens, then i might go insane.
Fire glows bright on this planet tonight
Not a jedi to be seen
A Galaxy gripped in turmoil
and I've knocked up the ex-queen
The force is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in
Not since mother died
Ignore the fear
Ignore the hate
No relationships
It's not so great
Conceal don't feel
Don't try to hide
From the dark side
Let it flow
Let it flow
Can't hold it back any more
Let it flow
Let it flow
I'll save my wife and end this war!
I pledge myself to you this day
let the force rage on
The Jedi only held me back anyway
Good, execute order 66!
It's funny how the dark side
Makes everything seem small
And the younglings that I've murdered
Can't get to me at all
It's time to see, what I can do
The Empire's here, the Republic - it is through!
No right no wrong, no rules for me
I'm free!
Let it flow
Let it flow
I am one with the dark side
Let it flow
Let it flow
This is the end of the Jedi
If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!
What do you ask of me?
Go to the Mustafar System
Wipe out Viceroy Gunray
And the other seperatist leaders
My power passes through the air to close the door
My deadly lightsaber
Will help your body meet the floor
My super reflexes reflect your laser blast!
I'm never going back!
The Jedi are the past!
Let it flow
let it flow
And I'll rise with my new limbs on
Let it flow
Let it flow
That Jedi knight is gone
Here I stand on this darkest day
Let the force rage on!
Vader is a better name anyway
Red Why stick with just frozen?
THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFEEE!!!
***** Apparently Disney likes to put easter eggs in their movies. Or was that just pixar?
+Red is it because frozen made more money then the starwars movies?
***** made a little over a billion $. only episode 1 came close to it. so yeah it did.
"I'm about to circle of lightsaber your face."
Wow, this skit really nails it with the way things are now. You guys called it!
How frighteningly accurate this has all become...
Didn't sidious die in episode VI?
+ACHAIR movies shhh
yup
Sssshhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! No he didn't!😾😬😫😰
+ACHAIR movies No just Vader which I was sad about
shhh
Palpatin: Geuss what people ? It’s death star time!...wha?! Is that a cruise ship!?
Princess: it looks fun!
Orlando:And affordable! This is gold!!!
there are only 3 things truly wrong with the prequels: poor script, poor directing, and jar jar. The actors themselves did a great job given the circumstances
+arbiter11171 specially Ewan McGregor he was awesome.
+arbiter11171 Jar jar allegedly was actually supposed to be the true sith lord behind everything. He was supposed to be playing dumb the whole time while manipulating everyone to fulfill his goals in the shadows. It would have been hilariously awesome if george lucas had stuck with his idea. I believe he wrote the idea out of the script because jar jar was so poorly received. I think it would have been great twist.
+Darkslayer Ryuu I agree.
+Darkslayer Ryuu guess he just manipulated the audience too good
Jar Jar is the main one
Kill Jar Jar in the next Star Wars
Well he did want the integrity of Star Wars to be handled with care. That didn’t happen.
Funny how this is even better than the actual films...
It scares me how accurate this end up to be
this aged perfectly. This was a joke back then but turned out to be what Disney did.
Mal’s face at 2:00 🤣🤣🤣
Yes!
Mal?
1:45 Literally Everyone After Watching Rise Of Skywalker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's amazing how well this aged
Stephen is such a good Hans Solo!
George Lucas : How is Star Wars , is he safe ? Is he alright?
Fans : I am afraid that in your absence Disney destroyed it
George : No I hasn’t even been 5 years
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Still more entertaining than the last two movies.
"I WILL CIRLE OF LIGHTSABER YOUR FACE!" 😂
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I feel bad for Palpatine.
"I'm about to Circle of Life-saber your face!" Thats the best part! LOL
they warned us, and we turned our heads, blindly ignoring them, and now, we lost
We thought this could never happen....how foolish we were. We are at flash season 7....season 5 levels of bad
“Bring her to me she’ll realize that no one can resist the power of negative pure pressure!”
Wow, Adam even looks a little like Hux- nailed it, guys!
2:07-
the New Republic's reaction to the Eclipse SSD
Like, if you've seen the real episode 7.
:-D
+Alex Ward *Likes*
It was exactly like this I was looking for the studio c symbol in the credits lol
😁
@Saca Basg no.
This aged dinner than the most fine wine
When Studio C predicted the Rise of Skywalker. 😂
So Studio C do you ever think about playing the stock market, as you are really good ad predicting things. :)
The scarry thing is that was released in 2014 and perfectly represent what is happening with Disney wars
Wow, predicted Palpatine would be coming back.
Little did they know that this would be better than the actual thing...
"Darth Simba... Remember, everything the dark touches is our kingdom" 🦁
"What about that bright place?"
This was so prophetic
The Phantom Menace was actually good. I'm not one of those people tha let started saying that after star wars RUclipsrs said it was good I've always liked it.
“Take my weapon. Ask an adult if you can use it, and if they give you permission”
Mate she’s literally an adult
Disney really likes to treat kids like they’re made of glass.
Pretty sure all the ideas for the later trilogy CAME from this video.
this is exactly what i was worried about in ep. 7
Ok, this is getting out of hand. Since when does an exagerated parody reflect the movies actual state?!
Palpatine foreseeing the ruin Disney brought to Star Wars since 2014.
2015: Half-Deathstar / Half a ship, pfff that doesn't make any sense xD
2019:
....no way....
Well.... that is horrifyingly accurate
"Sorry the dark side sounded to threatening to our four year old focus group." A few lines later "BRING OUT THE DEATH STAR." Really the word dark is more threatening then death, well I guess this is a Disney movie, so I guess if EVERY MOVIE HAVING A DEAD RELATIVE isn't dark then it's FINE!
Disney would ruin star wars 😭😭😭
JayBreezy 900 Well, force awakens wasn't to bad but I'm still not to confident.
Thank God Disney didn't do this to star wars.
Leighton Haught I think they're doing a good job!
Leighton Haught No. They did a decent job. Not perfect, but decent.
David Ray yeah. TFA and TLJ are decent movies and they don't suck nearly as much as people say
That princess is Rey and they are bringing back sidious and vader in the next movie. Maybe it wasn't episode 7 but this hit it right on the nose.
They did way worse. At least this was funny.
We have Darth sidous, (or)Lando, Definitely going to be some "starwars land" advertising and Rey joining the Negative peer pressure side.
at 2:00 look at malary's face
GirlGamerPlayzGames // GirlGamerForLife she looks demonic with black eyes.
2:01 , sorry
MALL IS SO PRETTY
2:50 they already did
I read the test groups for Last Jedi stormed out cursing in the middle of the movie
Palpatine isn’t a Sith lord in this sketch...
he’s a Star Wars fan
“What? Are you saying we just hit a Space Mountain? Oh, walked right into that one.”
(3:04) This part makes sense since both Vader and Mufasa was voiced by James Erl Jones.
2:32 Oh walked right into that one.
"Are you saying we just hit a Space Mountain-oh I walked right into that one..."
"Are you saying we crashed on a Space Mountain? Oh, I just walked into that one."
XD