ENGLAND BEAT SAN MARINO 10-0 (FTW)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @AboveAverageJoshua
    @AboveAverageJoshua 3 года назад +1160

    Harry Kane has scored more Goals for England this season (8) than he has scored for Tottenham Hotspur in All Competitions this season (7).

    • @Juanoswald30
      @Juanoswald30 3 года назад +39

      Note against farmers in the international duty

    • @whittar
      @whittar 3 года назад +43

      @@Juanoswald30 Unfair to call us farmers just because Sousa manages the team

    • @fahad-jo1qi
      @fahad-jo1qi 3 года назад +31

      not tryna defend kanes shitness this season but tbf tottenham havent exactly played any san marino type team

    • @Juanoswald30
      @Juanoswald30 3 года назад +8

      @@whittar well there fellas on ur team who have actual jobs

    • @sirhundo5976
      @sirhundo5976 3 года назад +3

      It was san marino and albania let's relax.

  • @printdivisionafrica469
    @printdivisionafrica469 3 года назад +432

    "he's got one bullet point on his CV"
    my brother Niran THAT THERE WAS A VIOLATION

  • @Bettyschwallocks1
    @Bettyschwallocks1 3 года назад +136

    Honestly I love this series so much, I’ve got my 60 year old Nan into ftw, honestly it’s so funny 😂

  • @mebnt
    @mebnt 3 года назад +11

    Canada's first win vs Mexico since the 2000 Gold Cup, and first win vs Mexico in Canada since 1990.
    The power of the "Iceteca" knows no bounds

  • @Bogamus
    @Bogamus 3 года назад +138

    Switzerland is due some credit for getting past Italy in the Group! After beating France at the Euros and almost beating Spain. They‘ve now won the group missing 7 key players due to injuries. This looks like a very promising golden generation for Switzerland!

    • @ktpick5701
      @ktpick5701 3 года назад +7

      Switzerland for wc

    • @_Alexesh_
      @_Alexesh_ 3 года назад +7

      Switzerland the better version of the Albanian football team

    • @GreekPele
      @GreekPele 3 года назад +2

      I mean Switzerland is being Carried by Xhaka, Shaquiri, and Sommer so…

    • @yorak_hunt
      @yorak_hunt 3 года назад +2

      @@GreekPele Xhaka was injured. Only one center back (Schär) was available. We had to play with a 32 year old midfielder from Basel in our defense. Okafor up top only made his 3rd ever game for Switzerland. We got carried by amazing team spirit and great managerial work by Murat Yakin

    • @MrJorge3010
      @MrJorge3010 3 года назад +1

      Nice pfp, miss playing MtG a lot

  • @AdarshAKumar-qi1ky
    @AdarshAKumar-qi1ky 3 года назад +5

    5:34 "That's not a name...that's a reference number"
    I can't 😂😂

  • @Harry20000Hl
    @Harry20000Hl 3 года назад +152

    Anyone else confused how Diego Costa is being himself for Atletico Madrid, when he plays for Atlético Mineiro

    • @dude99844
      @dude99844 3 года назад +13

      That in itself seems like a diego costa thing to do

    • @vanshpersie07
      @vanshpersie07 3 года назад +6

      old clip

    • @lucashfaria98
      @lucashfaria98 3 года назад +1

      All Atléticos are the same and you can't convince me otherwise

    • @augustoburkert496
      @augustoburkert496 3 года назад

      yeah exactly

  • @davvi95
    @davvi95 3 года назад +39

    16:32 I'm not proud to say this, but this is a Brazilian Sunday league clip

    • @TadeuCarabias
      @TadeuCarabias 3 года назад +7

      The highest form of football. Also the drunkest. It's art.

  • @Jxrginho
    @Jxrginho 3 года назад +373

    I read “FTW” as “WTF” as if you were surprised we beat them 10-0 😭

    • @Jxrginho
      @Jxrginho 3 года назад +20

      Well I mean I am surprised Gareth Southgate’s squad managed to put 10 in the back of their net

    • @russian5470
      @russian5470 3 года назад +1

      I’m surprised it wasn’t a boring 1-0 victory

    • @pavit616
      @pavit616 3 года назад

      @@Jxrginho HAHAHAHA same brother

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 3 года назад +1

      I mean, England lost to Iceland in 2016

  • @infinesse2328
    @infinesse2328 3 года назад +404

    How did he miss the 53-0 scoreline in one of the Polish divisions?

    • @averagefutplayer3607
      @averagefutplayer3607 3 года назад +28

      magdziński on crack 22 goals 😳

    • @dansimpson1729
      @dansimpson1729 3 года назад +9

      Got a name of the teams? Can't find the match

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 3 года назад +4

      Because it was Poland's most realistic scoreline.

    • @omarhashim2972
      @omarhashim2972 3 года назад +1

      Were the players corpses?!

    • @justkay9884
      @justkay9884 3 года назад +6

      @@dansimpson1729 the team who won is called Wybrzeże Rewalskie Rewal. Also the losing team only had 8 players, including a few youngsters

  • @Ynwa30555
    @Ynwa30555 3 года назад +83

    10-0 that’s still less RBs Garreth southgate is gonna have for the WC

  • @Alex-sn3wl
    @Alex-sn3wl 3 года назад +39

    In the name of fair play we will get our replay - Bafana Bafana 🇿🇦

    • @yorak_hunt
      @yorak_hunt 3 года назад +6

      African football is just so corrupt unfortunately

    • @Alex-sn3wl
      @Alex-sn3wl 3 года назад

      @@yorak_hunt 💯

  • @briangichure9541
    @briangichure9541 3 года назад +26

    "Liechtenstein told Germany to go easy on them, Germany said NEIN"
    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾 good lawd
    Huge fan of your content man... Spreading love from Kenya 🇰🇪

    • @omarhashim2972
      @omarhashim2972 3 года назад +2

      Nirran is an actual god, also hello African friend, from egypt 🇪🇬

    • @ngaonyamasyo7210
      @ngaonyamasyo7210 3 года назад +1

      I thought I was the only Kenyan watching him 😂

    • @briangichure9541
      @briangichure9541 3 года назад

      @@omarhashim2972 Hello mate... Cheers!

    • @briangichure9541
      @briangichure9541 3 года назад

      @@ngaonyamasyo7210 Auwooo... Niaje😂😂 Hata mimi nilikuwa nadhani hivyo

  • @50shadesOfGamingg
    @50shadesOfGamingg 3 года назад +8

    I'm Portuguese. Watching Portugal play actually hurts me. I don't blame the players, i blame our coach. The guy probably has the best squad ever , with so much talent, but he just defends, defends and defends. Did i mention defending playstyle? Our coach actually said in the post match press conference after the Ireland game, win or draw, it would be the same. Like what? How can we go to the WC with that mentality? Serbia deserved to win, they played to win and we played to draw because thats our coach's mentality. We thank him for the Euro 2016 and the Nations League but his time is over.

  • @_cjsenpai7344
    @_cjsenpai7344 3 года назад +15

    Niran should get a netflix stand up special😂😂 this man is soo funny

  • @Alex-RS91
    @Alex-RS91 3 года назад +108

    As a Serbian yes we did beat Portugal and pulled a miracle, however we must be humble and remember that if goal line tech existed in the 1st game (that was really embarrassing) we would have lost that game and things would have been different.

    • @seanmckenzie6642
      @seanmckenzie6642 3 года назад +5

      Its just football, ronaldo scored an offside hattrick vs bayern and they went to win ucl

    • @jamesduffy7549
      @jamesduffy7549 3 года назад +19

      No you mustn't, you must shithouse as much as humanly possible

    • @raahulhr3455
      @raahulhr3455 3 года назад +2

      @@jamesduffy7549 Lmao

    • @maxg584
      @maxg584 3 года назад +2

      @@jamesduffy7549 yes

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 3 года назад +2

      @@jamesduffy7549 yes

  • @Antoine-wx1uk
    @Antoine-wx1uk 3 года назад +20

    as a german the germany joke made my day i laughed my ass off

  • @ttsfish1372
    @ttsfish1372 3 года назад +46

    Martin Tyler sounded like he supported Scotland commentating that match

    • @frasershand2573
      @frasershand2573 3 года назад +1

      It’s Ian Crocker Mate

    • @kuba1-m7i
      @kuba1-m7i 3 года назад +1

      “hi i’m martin tyler, and this is alan smith. and we’re here to describe this game for you”

    • @captainh3805
      @captainh3805 3 года назад +1

      I knew I saw you from somewhere you commented on the 10-0 match

    • @ttsfish1372
      @ttsfish1372 3 года назад

      @@captainh3805 yeah the sky sports version of it

  • @naten2485
    @naten2485 3 года назад +13

    Salute to ma man's entertaining work every week!!!!

  • @guilhermehajiro5571
    @guilhermehajiro5571 3 года назад +56

    "Diego Costa being his usual self at Atletico Madrid"
    He doesn't even play there anymore 😂

    • @totall3371
      @totall3371 3 года назад

      Yea another clip in this video is old af

    • @TheOfficialFNG
      @TheOfficialFNG  3 года назад +34

      smh that's a howler from me

    • @myrice101
      @myrice101 3 года назад +4

      @@TheOfficialFNG football this Willenium

    • @JFireCardoso
      @JFireCardoso 3 года назад

      @@TheOfficialFNG he doesn’t even play for a European team anymore

  • @glitchadapt8681
    @glitchadapt8681 3 года назад +14

    Jude Bellingham part killed me😂

  • @isaachobman8432
    @isaachobman8432 3 года назад +2

    love the "Sammararinese" collective noun usage. i learnt something

  • @bogositlou3106
    @bogositlou3106 3 года назад +11

    I look forward to FTW all week long.

  • @1svint
    @1svint 3 года назад +3

    the tupac one got me DEADD lmao

  • @olandrethomas7768
    @olandrethomas7768 3 года назад +2

    6:44
    This joke is incredibly underrated 😂😂😂

  • @abri9595
    @abri9595 3 года назад +7

    the corner that led to the pen was not even a corner, and you can see it so clearly. 🇿🇦 were seriously robbed 😔

  • @Berttus
    @Berttus 3 года назад +2

    16:32 for the language being speaken there, this clip is from Brazil. Dunno where in Brazil, but definitely is from there.

  • @alexandermasters-kay2623
    @alexandermasters-kay2623 3 года назад +34

    The south african story. Fifa are meeting to discuss if the game must be replayed. A former ref rewatched the game and noticed the ref made 70+ wrong major decision with all being in favor of Ghana

    • @SalmanAli-hn2kt
      @SalmanAli-hn2kt 3 года назад +7

      70????????

    • @MrAFK495
      @MrAFK495 3 года назад +1

      70‽ That's insane wtf

    • @alexandermasters-kay2623
      @alexandermasters-kay2623 3 года назад

      @@SalmanAli-hn2kt yeah because just the penalty alone was three. Not a pen, not a yellow and there was a Ghana player in the box as the pen was taken

  • @alexm.s4000
    @alexm.s4000 3 года назад +2

    14:54 suarez 2010 would like to have a word

  • @Brexitgeizer
    @Brexitgeizer 3 года назад +1

    Nirans mind: (FTW)=football this week
    My mind: (FTW)=f#@k this week

  • @sonheunglam
    @sonheunglam 3 года назад +7

    Never thought I’d get to see my country in an ftw,, you love to see it 🥲🇨🇦

    • @Chris02607
      @Chris02607 3 года назад +2

      I hope they qualify

    • @sonheunglam
      @sonheunglam 3 года назад +1

      @@Chris02607 I really hope so too man! Good lucky to your country too :)

    • @Chris02607
      @Chris02607 3 года назад +3

      @@sonheunglam thx but your team clapped us yesterday

  • @gcleeter2261
    @gcleeter2261 3 года назад +1

    Yo niran with a bit of brainstorm love that

  • @HetfieldJames90
    @HetfieldJames90 3 года назад +2

    RTW is love
    RTW is life

  • @furqanwaseem2562
    @furqanwaseem2562 3 года назад +6

    Love this series

  • @karolpominski
    @karolpominski 3 года назад +1

    Love these feel good stories, they warm the heart

  • @CosminCozmaTheBest
    @CosminCozmaTheBest 3 года назад +1

    This is by far the best and most ''at home'' kind of content I would watch, thank you!

  • @ethanwarman3243
    @ethanwarman3243 3 года назад +13

    More managers have been sacked this week (2) than Niran has fresh trims (0)

  • @bakedbacon5951
    @bakedbacon5951 3 года назад +2

    As an American it’s amazing finally being able to talk shit about football.

  • @rm0986
    @rm0986 3 года назад +1

    Reus and Lewandowski smiling will never not get me

  • @midago7332
    @midago7332 3 года назад

    FTW the only football show a Pom in Australia will ever need. Thank you FNG.

  • @nikolasimoni5018
    @nikolasimoni5018 3 года назад +6

    IT'S THE MOST WONDERFULL TIME OF THE WEAK

  • @ibrahimoladimeji1803
    @ibrahimoladimeji1803 3 года назад +1

    been waiting all week.

  • @kieranbennett7453
    @kieranbennett7453 3 года назад +1

    West ham fans have been banned from travelling to the vienna game 14:44

  • @thelobsterperson
    @thelobsterperson 3 года назад +3

    That Tupac joke got me doing a sharp intake of breath man

  • @3company394
    @3company394 3 года назад

    I love when the football world gives niran so much to work with. Lol worth watching twice, so many good jokes

  • @mvvlm-22
    @mvvlm-22 3 года назад

    5:20 HAHAHA true man. How do you keep a straight face when recording lol I would be crying

  • @antlereddruid8359
    @antlereddruid8359 3 года назад +2

    The thing in Köln is the start of the carnival season which starts on the 11.11. And ends in February. It usually involves getting dressed up and getting insanely hammered...there are many traditions tied into it that are very cool and interesting.

  • @jigz_senpai
    @jigz_senpai 3 года назад +1

    6:44
    And the sh*thousery award goes to Deadtrim Niran😂😂

  • @PianoManCoversJMB
    @PianoManCoversJMB 3 года назад

    One of your best ever episodes ngl

  • @hunchodini86
    @hunchodini86 3 года назад

    this is one of the best FTWs

  • @timstronghp
    @timstronghp 3 года назад +1

    "how long have I been fucking injured..."😂

  • @testadalord01432
    @testadalord01432 3 года назад

    16:44 this may not be liquid football but it is liquid anti-depression lmaooooo

  • @an-dre4087
    @an-dre4087 3 года назад +2

    the 16:30 clip is from Brasil
    source: am portuguese and I can understand what they are saying

  • @HZV1492
    @HZV1492 3 года назад +2

    Get this man 10m subs

  • @kidsupplier3305
    @kidsupplier3305 3 года назад +10

    Finally, England have shown their true class… against 11 plumbers scraped into a football team

  • @mattgriffith3221
    @mattgriffith3221 3 года назад +1

    That game was so exiting
    10-0 crazy!
    🤭😵‍💫
    Love the content FNG

  • @myrice101
    @myrice101 3 года назад +4

    That Marine AFC match resumed with them being 2-0
    opponents made it 2-2 against a 10 men Marine and went to Pens
    Marine win 5-4 on penalties

  • @rawashdeh392
    @rawashdeh392 3 года назад

    18:35 my dad is the head of pitch secuirity and he was at that game, and he could see from the stands that they had men on the pitch

  • @lordtitleholderiii9630
    @lordtitleholderiii9630 3 года назад +1

    Your jokes are A1

  • @ScorpioSwing
    @ScorpioSwing 3 года назад +19

    Nothing about Stockport County's incredible 5-3 win vs Bolton.
    Pain.

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 3 года назад

      It will come next week.

  • @hagenweidmannnormalaccount4664
    @hagenweidmannnormalaccount4664 3 года назад

    I have been waiting for another episode of FTW!!

  • @lorddex1364
    @lorddex1364 3 года назад +1

    Next week he needs to mention what came out yesterday

  • @josevazquezorozco6684
    @josevazquezorozco6684 3 года назад +1

    mexico have never been mentioned as much in ftw and when we get mentioned we get bantered😭😭

  • @stantony8182
    @stantony8182 3 года назад +2

    when its 20 mins long, its a good day

  • @rickster8555
    @rickster8555 3 года назад +2

    I was waiting for these Neymar jokes, the moment I saw that trim.

  • @shaanubhi416
    @shaanubhi416 3 года назад +6

    CANADA HAS MADE A FTW! MY HOME COUNTRY HAS MADE IT!

    • @Parkswaves
      @Parkswaves 3 года назад +1

      Rebranding to hockey this week soon

  • @danteojediran1947
    @danteojediran1947 3 года назад +2

    Is it sad that FTW now is the highlight of my week…

  • @Cuadradoneitor
    @Cuadradoneitor 3 года назад +1

    We don't appear that much in this channel, and when we do is because we lost 2 games in a row against USA and Canada. That's another shithousery award for us.

    • @Cuadradoneitor
      @Cuadradoneitor 3 года назад

      @footBALLS thanks mate. We have being horrendus recently tbf

  • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
    @JBG-AjaxzeMedia 3 года назад

    that whistle was actually 200iq, it even fooled the stadium announcer LMAO

  • @danielboateng7335
    @danielboateng7335 3 года назад +2

    YES FNG IS HERE!!!

  • @kanannnn
    @kanannnn 3 года назад +1

    Shahruddin got violated for no reason 💀

  • @melody3473
    @melody3473 3 года назад +2

    Germany said 'nein' 😂😂

  • @SnapBackToReality-KFB
    @SnapBackToReality-KFB 3 года назад +3

    16:40 That's definelly Brazil.

  • @TheBigRedOutlaw
    @TheBigRedOutlaw 3 года назад

    “that is not a name that is a reference number.”
    Now THATS funny 😹

  • @heichan8657
    @heichan8657 3 года назад

    14:49
    Luis Suarze: hold my teeth

  • @florianflo1504
    @florianflo1504 3 года назад

    "Probably the most worthwhile handball you're ever gonna see"
    Suarez: "Amateurs"

  • @tatigan1389
    @tatigan1389 3 года назад +6

    "Dante Rossi got a red card for being more handsy than Boris Johnson's dad"
    That joke made my day ngl

  • @vibesmanvik1648
    @vibesmanvik1648 3 года назад +2

    That Ghana defeat really ruined my week

  • @haripnarayanan2515
    @haripnarayanan2515 3 года назад +5

    I suspect Niran had a field day with the MLG sniping edits.

  • @bruhnohs2080
    @bruhnohs2080 3 года назад +1

    9:03
    This is the biggest crisis greece has ever faced, and they ran out of money about 10 years ago😂😂😂😂

  • @ldope3904
    @ldope3904 3 года назад

    One of the funniest of the year

  • @alexsvensson4811
    @alexsvensson4811 3 года назад +15

    Yes finally an episode of “FoR tHe WiN!”

    • @GreekPele
      @GreekPele 3 года назад

      Huh?

    • @GreekPele
      @GreekPele 3 года назад

      @IDM I know but FTW is F*ck the world, he said for the win.

    • @alexsvensson4811
      @alexsvensson4811 3 года назад

      @@GreekPele
      What? Did he change it??

  • @lukedontfluke3600
    @lukedontfluke3600 3 года назад

    6:46😂😂😂" nine "

  • @LTAD-xi6sw
    @LTAD-xi6sw 3 года назад

    3:27 NIRAN STOP IT 😭

  • @nyphron3109
    @nyphron3109 3 года назад +7

    12:25 I never want to see American supporters being slandered again.

  • @matt_pritchard_
    @matt_pritchard_ 3 года назад

    17:40 San Marino have offered him citizen ship. He can play midfield with their mechanic in the engine room

  • @fjw59
    @fjw59 3 года назад

    6:48 that’s so funny and creative ngl

  • @AntoineRed
    @AntoineRed 3 года назад +1

    Love how prominently the great Chilean Premier League has been featured here lately

  • @SeanMz
    @SeanMz 3 года назад

    10:14 "Expected Deaths" Xd😂😂😂🤣

  • @evanmedcraft8929
    @evanmedcraft8929 3 года назад +3

    Not a Ronaldo fanboy but losing against Serbia wouldn't have even been an issue if goalline technology had allowed that goal he scored in the reverse fixture in Serbia. If that goal counts, Portugal wins, finishes level on points with Serbia, and beats them on goal difference.

    • @jelmervanriet790
      @jelmervanriet790 3 года назад +1

      Well if youre going to retrospecivelly change games anyway. Ronnie should have gotten a red against Ireland so then they would have lost that one.

  • @dripz592
    @dripz592 3 года назад

    I love these videos and they make me laugh everytime so keep up the good work

  • @TGV-7
    @TGV-7 3 года назад +5

    Fun fact: if u reverse FTW IT IS WTF which explains the crazy stuff 😂

  • @jimmifp3902
    @jimmifp3902 3 года назад

    Love Easy life playing in the background

  • @rjayroma
    @rjayroma 3 года назад

    "The most worthwile hanball youre ever gonna see"
    Luis Suarez: Am I a joke to you

  • @JPRDegasperi
    @JPRDegasperi 3 года назад

    Lucão do brake e baleinha, obrigado por representar o Brasil neste vídeo :) hahahahah 16:40 probably Brazil

  • @connerguest5205
    @connerguest5205 3 года назад +1

    That section for the uk and Russia war was possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 🤣

  • @VivaporuCubano
    @VivaporuCubano 3 года назад

    As an American, I was so excited for this FTW.

  • @MrAndr673c
    @MrAndr673c 3 года назад +6

    Scottland won against a danish B squad. Our midfield was all from the danish League - its the same thing as playing Sunday League

  • @LBRICHBO
    @LBRICHBO 3 года назад +1

    Lol that costa clip iss soooo old🤣🤣

  • @oscardoestbn
    @oscardoestbn 3 года назад +1

    16:37 we scored cleaner goals when I was 7 with about half the year in goal