The Internet said So | Ep 39 | Weddings
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- Опубликовано: 25 май 2020
- TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them... or something like that. In this episode, the boys check out and talk about weddings.
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Thank you so much for the amazing response to this episode so far. Love how the comment section has become its own ecosystem. It’s so much fun to read! 🙌🏼🙌🏼
bhai aur chaiye aisewaley....jaldi jaldi
It's just fun to watch u guys talk...U calm the mood
best intro ever
And you missed so much by not reading before 😜
Thoda quality bada do plz!
papa walked in when I was watching- thought I was on a zoom call- whispered where have you met these 30 year old men this is not safe beta
Such a sweet papa ❤️🤗
You’re a Jain and so am I. Our dads don’t call us beta, so don’t lie 🌚
@@TheAkashdh1 what do they ?
@@nimi8386 things they want in life, pyaaz
@@devjoshi7062 🤣🤣🤣
This podcast has all the demographics of marriage
Varun - Committed but unmarried
Aadar - About to get married
Kautuk - Happily married with his aam Panna
Neville(Bawa) - Happily divorced
Viewers - Single
Isn't varun engaged? To Vicky?
Last one hit harder than i thought.
Lol
Hahaha 💯
@@VarunThakurOfficial plzz call giridhar and discuss something plzz
I need an episode with nothing but Salman stories. Aadar telling his encounters with him, Kautuk making puns, Varun acting as Salman and Neville doing whatever he wants to do, correct spellings or some reasoning behind something.
Neville: *finally gets to finish his story about a lavish wedding *
Varun: Kabhi drone ke upar PANEER TIKKA dekha hai? 😂
FRSH because E stands for Education.😂😂😂😂
"What is non-lethal mercury?! Freddy?!" -- 😂 T-shirt quote 💥
The first 30 seconds were absolute gold. We want this segment in every podcast from now on. 😂
Came here looking for someone who felt the same!!
Salman khan and The internet said so is the better love story than the titanic :p. I just love the way you guys troll him :p :p
U mean twilight?
Yaa salman section!
Absolutely
So i have summed this up..
Varun - Prepares questions
Aadar - Gathers facts
Bawa - Edits stuff
Cowtuk - Sips drink.. 😅
Wait where's editing in this podcast
@@Anonymous-ll6fq lol
It's aam panna I guess
@@implodethehaxer2558 It's Tang 😁 he mentioned once.
It's like Leo the Leader , Raph the Muscle, Donnie the Brains & Mikey - Pizza lover 😂😂
Kautuk's wedding card script - automatically read it in his voice.
Such a lovely card!
After this lockdown and all pls guys make a series like IMPRACTICAL JOKERS. You guys are so good and just like them!
the intro! can we please have this all the time!!!! kautuk is such a cutie ughh
Flashback to Aadar's comment "kisko itna jaldi hai lockdown me shaadi karna hai" in ine of the previous podcasts 🤷♂️🤷♂️
You know it is Tuesday when you refresh Varun’s channel every five minutes for the new TISS episode to appear!
@Tanmay Parkar What a sad life you have
omg yes true story
Yeah. Even i am fan of tiss, but this guy tanmay has no life. Lagta hai unemplyed hai! One one side we have Modiji working 15 hrs a day, inspring a nation, and on the other side, lot of youths are wasting time. Modiji clearly said to be self sufficient, and if you want to undo damage done by congis for 70 yrs, please work hard, follwing our PM. Bhala hoga aapka aur aapke desh ka, unless u are anti national!
@@IITianProudIndian u should be blocked
bro that's actually sad
Kautuk’s house is basically the reboot of ’Paranormal Activity’.
So in TISS
Neville is the brain
Varun is the heart
Kautuk is the soul
Aadar is the body
So all of you together make this podcast alive. Tried to be a little creative😅😅❤😂😂
Giridhar is the reason to make this podcast
Well...that is the english system. We are proud indians, and you should have arrange them according to our revered varna system. lets preserve hindu traditions!!
In every podcast, one conversation happens that's very very stupid but it's the funniest 😂😂
This is seriously the most wholesome, funny, legit comment section in the whole YT. Trolls get trolled for trolling, they don't stand a chance here because legit lovers shower their positively and love so much..aur kisi ke liye jagah nhi hai.. And jitna time i spend watching the video, fir uske baad i read the comment section utna hi time laga ke! 😁❤
Positivity*
You need to get inspired by MOdiji who works 17 hrs a day! Instead of reading comments...modiji told to become self sufficient, and only way we can work is to work hard for India to take it to No 1. The problem is that the ex party looted us for 70 years. So we need to work hard!
@@IITianProudIndian kisi ne aapse poochha? Inspire hona kise hai yahan?
teri gaand
@@IITianProudIndian Hum Aatmanirbhar hokar apne comments khud likh rahey hain.
Dhanyavaad Modiji
The Internet Said So is not only funny but informative too sometimes. Really love your podcast guys. Told this many a times but I'll still be say it everytime. Also congratulations Aadar, Kashish & your family ~ ISS Fan
‘The Internet Said So’ providing me some new slang.
Bawas story could have been made into a made in heaven episode 😁😁
00:03 Get Giridhar on the podcast and discuss Will Power.
10:01 Kautuk passed aam panna to Neville!
that turned in to sparkling water.
Highly underrated comment
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Kostik: I don't watch your standup (Drinking aam panna)
Varun: Even I don't watch your standup (On static IP)
Aadar: Mera fruitwala accha hai. Cold coffee banani chahiye thi.
Neville: I was in boarding school.
*Kautuk
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@@ajay.6o9i kostik is kautuks nickname 😂😂
*kautuk
Dost hai abb hum unke isiliye abb nickname leke bol saktey hai! 🙃
I noticed that this Podcast was done at a different time than the previous ones.
Well done Sherlock 👏👏👏
How?
@@sahirbansal7027 Clue: Kautak's Room
Stream the wedding on this channel titled "Internet said qubool hai"
Varun remember when you were super drunk outside a bar which was besides the venue of your ex’s wedding 😂
A robber had got into my parents wedding reception and was seen stealing a gold chain from a child's neck.. He was nicely beaten up so much so that his wig fell off 😁😁😁
BTW Congrats to all of you on winning the best podcast award recently 👍 Absolutely well deserved
I really love watching these episodes..
Jessica Fernandes when was that???
Didn't ranveer allahabadia win that?? Top podcast of india?
Why was he wearing a wig?
@@CYashYadunathAlva DeadAnt did this. Check their IG
I attended the wedding of my wife's friend whose fiance is a C.A and asked for a car in dowry.
So she had to take car loan and when the groom's family saw the car, they said "itni choti si car, humne toh badi expect ki thi" and the car was then placed as a display with the ribbons and plastic cover still intact at the entrance of wedding hall.
Then there was that rasam where the bride's sisters, friends etc ask money from the groom in order to enter the hall called "shagun" and they were asking for some 10-15k and he gave 1k something saying that they don't believe in this len-den and then my wife shouted "toh car kyun maangi thi" and the groom's face turned red in shame.
Later during the "joota churana" rasam, bride's sister had the groom's shoes and he wasn't coming out of the wedding hall, he sent his friends outside to negotiate but the sister wasn't budging from 20k as she didn't get her "shagun" earlier.
This thing went on for 40-60 mins, the groom's side brought in every argument like these all are bollywood modern rituals, aap log modern follow karte ho old traditions bhi kuch follow kar lo etc.
And finally the groom came outside literally crying, saying "mujhe bus joote chahiye yaar" and the bride's sister saying mera haqq hai ek hi toh sister hai baad mein toh nahi milega and in anger she threw the shoes on floor.
This angered the groom's jija and friends and they came to fight the girl.
And then the groom's drunk dad comes, throws cash onto the girl saying yeh le paisa chahiye na yeh le paise ki koi kami nahi hai humare paas (dowry wali car still at display)
Finally the bride's dad picked up the shoes and went to the groom and gave him to wear.
All this while the bride was like jaldi khatam karo yaar..
And now we see daily Whatsapp status update of lovey dovey pictures of the couple.
This was an emotional rollercoaster to read.
Omg. How badly I hope you're making this up. Nobody deserves this. Really marriage is a sham. And the rituals are even bigger.
@@kjkls I wish I was making this up but sadly all this transpired in front of 20-30 people during bidaai
Update : So now they're married for around 4 months
They've been to their honeymoon inspite of covid-19 situation (because husband had already booked flights and hotels, so money > health) 🙄
@@RythmGkwd lol. Well, I can only wish the couple more tolerance and blissful alienation from their relatives. Imagine how chaotic it would be during lockdown. Good that they left for their honeymoon.
Bawa is like the guardian supervising a playdate between Kautuk, Aadar and Varun
YESSS!!!! how true
Guess I'm just a Playdate to youu ....
😂😂😂😂
This podcast should just be called LIFE.
The intro is honestly me and my 4 braincells chilling
i literally spilled coffee on my laptop after hearing "rohtak's child"
I love how Kautuk has different drinks each episode.
"Guess what Kautuk is drinking today" is my favorite easter egg in the vlog AHAHA
Kautuk, Varun, Aadar - *breathe*
Neville - "So the Rothschild..."
*While snorting marker*
craziebawa ke saste nashe 😄
Almost, all marriage rituals are super-patriarchal.
- Neville, 2020.
Why is varun always so Varun? 😅
Be it any topic on the podcasts from ghost stories to alcohol to cricket or sibling , wedding ,money stories he has lived it all. To live a life that varun has lived according to all his podcasts would take me 5 punarjanams of 70 year each . 🙈😂
P.s All love and respect to you Varun thakkur 🙌great content .truly an informative,hilarious and a fun podcast.👍
Hoping for some more 'frsh' content from you and the team soon😄✌
20:10 Neville hides a pen in his hair
easter egg.
Goes to Pant's stream to watch what Varun has to say
.
Sai Service: Hold my STATIC IP
"Whatever your sasu ma says comes to you in Sanskrit first" 🙌🏽😂
Also Siddhi's just such a Queen♥️
Kautuk’s glass has a different fanbase. He looks like a king in his room whenever he takes a sip
This is so awesome, You guys are organically so fun to watch, Kautuk wedding card is the best card I have seen
Kautuk: This might be a instance of ghost caught on camera...
Bawa: Ayee chuut mere property ka price girayega tu...
You can basically see how the show has been edited through kautuk's clock.
Feels like Lockdown is the biggest wedding gift Kautuk received (BY THE GOVT.), and Modi Ji is just reimbursing the gift again and again...
U guys are my weekly boost up for positively ❤️
Pls have one episode where u discuss abt youtube comments you receive on TISS podcasts
this podcast is the only way i can track days now
We need a 1 hour podcast of all the deleted scenes and bloopers.. Absolute fun.. 😂😍
Nobody:
Varun: Acha to wrap it up, what is your favourite wedding of all time?
Ps- if you see this varun , I FREAKING LOVE YOU VARUN THAKUR! I also love aadar, Neville and kautuk but for some reason you're very special..!
You guys are doing such an amazing job and this podcast is actually something I look forward to every week!
Who else paused at kautuk’s wedding card, read it fully, then continued..😂
🙋🙊
In my brother's wedding, one of the guest comes up on the stage and wishes EID MUBARAK.
Matlb KUCH BHI! 🤣🤣🤣
34:26 Varun's energy is infectious
And this Neville story is great
31:03 bhari bakchodi Varun and aadar
Bawa is soo gyaani, the show should be called The Intellectual Said So.. 😅
Bawa is INTJ with ADHD
Fantastic Four 😂😂😂😂 I think we shud have a Salman Segment in every podcast...Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣Awesome guys... keep it coming !!
can i just fall in love wid u people... making quarantine better...love u varun ...bawa u look hot...
Itna attention @craziebawa kei RUclips channel ko agar milta
Aadar said "yeh bawa jaise logo ki wajah se aisa hua" as like Neville himself forced all Romans and queen Victoria to have such dresses and weddings 😂😂
Han that was his hood
Mate its because Nevill works in Advertising. Thats why.
FINALLY ITS HERE 😍
Much needed weekly detox 🥂
This podcast led to banning of dowrycalculator.com🤣🤣(LITERALLY)
Use vpn dude
The first 30 secs are my four brain cells in all the important situations.
World is a very small place to live.
@@aashayurankar6602 absolutely sir, very small.
I've re-watched each podcast so many times and they're still so good. Please kee going.
Pandit cheetah jalah raha hai, bawa is circling in the helicopter and people aiming guns sounds like the weirdest most hilarious dream a person can have
The only greater than one hour show during which I do not feel the need to check my phone! :)
kautik's one-liners while drinking aam panna is my major reason to watch this podcast!
This episode feels different after knowing both Varun and Aadar got married. Time flies🕊
Kautuk with a juice glass is a thing from now😂😂😂.. pandemic ravanu...juice piwanu...majjani life
Top 10 TISS intro ever.
Hey Kautuk this one's for you. I cannot even begin to explain how I felt while reading your wedding card. It was personal & heartfelt, the kind of feelings most of us are feeling devoid of due to this lockdown. Wish you and Siddhi a very happy, learning and an eventful journey together ♥️
P.S. My first love is Varun but you are a close second :P
I've taken a screenshot and will copy that and give it my own touch for my wedding card whenever i get married., Absolutely loved it!💙
@@therealgamer619 Hahaha I took the screenshot too😂😂
Never thought that I can watch people talk for an hour and also wait for it every week.
U guys r awesome 😎
There's something comforting about these podcasts. Thank you.
Hey Bhagwaan... I’ve been WAITING!!! Another half an hour and I would’ve spammed you people out of anymore patience! This one’s interesting
This is by far my favorite episode of TISS. I have never seen Bawa glow so much.
Been here a long time, tumhi log se ab long term commitment ho Raha hai ab
#TISS is a collection of friends & Ex-Cons.
here is what they are done in last 4 yrs, and hope will do in next. Vote for the Next, Choose out of the box.
1. The Boys Are Back
2. Crazy Animal
3. Big Boss
4. Sex
5. Bollywood
6. Crime
7. Relationships
8. Indian TV Shows
9. Space
10. Cricket
11. Viral Indians
12. Fashion
13. Food Stories
14. New Year
15. Alcohol
16. World Records
17. POP Culture
18. Binge List
19. Cartoons
20. Flights
21. Technology
22. Death
23. Football
24. Corona
25. Ghost
26. Hobbies
27. Lockdown
28. School
29. Superstitions
30. Summer Vacations
31. Siblings
32. Healthcare Professional
33. Birthdays
34. Not A Podcast
35. Social Media
36. Money
37. Friends
38. Weddings
XnG Comedy:
S1
1. Who Are We?
2. What Do Women Want?
3. What Did You Want To Be When You Were Growing Up?
4. How To Deal With A Breakup?
5. How You Even Game Of Thrones?
6. How To Deal With Trolls?
7. Why Does Indian TV Suck?
8. Censorship in India
9. Things Indian Do That We Hate
10. What if We Could Time Travel?
11. What’s On Your Bucket List?
12. What Are Our Most Embarrassing Moments?
13. What Are Our Travelling Stories?
14. WTF Is Sasural Simar Ka?
15. Why We Hate The Monsoons?
16. What If Alien Invaded Earth?
17. WTF Is Donald Trump?
18. What Are Our Worst Shows Ever?
19. Our Ghost Stories
20. Our Worst Heckling Stories
21. Books Or Movies
22. Our Favourite Cartoons
23. Why 90’s Bollywood Was Awesome?
24. What Are Our Favourite Festivals?
25. Why We Love Cricket?
26. Our Favourite Video games
27. Our Drunk Stories
28. About Our Parents
29. Why We Love WWF?
30. Internet In The 90’s
31. 90’s Bollywood Music
32. What Were Our Favourite TV Shows Growing Up?
33. What Are Our Superstitions?
34. What Are Our Favourite Ads?
35. What Are Our Favourite Pet Moments?
36. What Are Our Favourite Exam Stories?
37. What Are Our Guilty Pleasure?
38. Our Favourite Hollywood Movies
39. Who Are Our Favourite Teacher?
40. What Are Our Favourite Indian Holiday Destinations?
41. Where Did We Hang Out?
42. How To Comedy?
43. Why Do We Love F.R.I.E.N.D.S.?
44. Who Are Our Favourite Comedians?
45. Who Are Our Favourite Directors?
46. Why Are We Friend zoned?
S2
47. What Were Our Strangest Dates?
48. Who Are Our Least Favourite Superheroes?
49. What Would Happen In Indian Version Of Our Fav. Movies?
50. WTF Is Naagin?
51. What Do We Need Independence From?
52. What TV Shows Do We Binge On?
53. What Fads Did We Hate The Most?
54. WTF Is MSG?
55. The Reality Of Reality TV.
56. What Is One Invention We Desperately Need?
57. Who Are Our Fav. Villains?
58. Whom Would You Like To Have A Beer With?
59. Why Are Non-Cricket Sports In Our Country So Neglected?
60. What Are Our Best Tuition Stories?
61. What’s it like to Be a Meme?
62. Has Technology Made Dating Easier?
63. Do You Believe In Miracles?
64. Can We Separate The Art From The Artist?
65. How Would SNG Colonize Mars?
66. What If You Woke Up As The Opposite Sex?
67. What’s In A Name?
68. Airlines
69. Our New Year Stories
70. WTF Are B-Grade Bollywood Movies?
71. What Are Our Fav. Thrillers?
72. What Are The Best Questions To Ask?
73. Single Or Committed?
74. What’s The Best Way To Celebrate Valentine’s Day?
75. WTF Are Bollywood Award Shows?
76. WTF Is Holi?
77. How Do We Write Jokes?
78. How To You Tube?
79. WTF Is CID?
80. Does Your CBSE Leak?
81. Alcohol Vs Marijuana
82. What Are Our Fav. Biopics?
83. What Something People Don’t Worry About But Should?
84. Infinity War
85. What Are The Unwritten Rules We Follow In Life?
86. Making An Indian Superhero Movie
87. When Do You Know You’ve Become An Adult?
88. What Are Our Fav. Gaalis?
S3
89. What Would You Do If You Had 10M Dollars?
90. Do You Even Lift Bro?
91. What’s The Biggest Lie You’ve Been Told?
92. Stories Of Celebrities We Cannot Name
93. So You Think You Can Dance?
94. Dumb Questions Journalists Ask
U might have needed lot of efforts to write it....Good work
oof thanks for that buddy
Have watched each and every fucking episode
Dude tu bahut vella hai life me.. you know people can go to the channel's playlist .
U may have lot of free time main bhi Vella hoon but aise kaam nahi karta
Wearing white dates back to the 1950’s where it was first worn by Abbas Mastan
Hadn’t had a good laugh since many days... was eagerly waiting for Tuesday to watch this. Laughed so hard! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! ☺️💕🙏
Loved the way they addressed the patriarchal aspect of weddings.
Love you guys.
Varun man your one liners are gold! I don't know whether they stick with others but they surely do stick with me. I remember great ones even from the SNG podcasts. To that list I add "Rohtak's Child" today. HILARIOUS
This is one of the best podcasts of ur show till date. It was a laugh riot. You guys are just the best.
KAUTUK singing to ‘Kasto Mazza’. So sweet! ♥️
TISS really lifts my spirits..great podcast, always looking forward for tuesdays
So the podcast actually started at 8:25 and ended at 11:25, can see the time on Kautik's watch 😅😋, Guys we are missing out on a lot of content 😂
Tiss the best cold open you could have.
Also, only the OGs know there's going to be no part 2.
Yay! The podcast release co-incided with my birthday. Feels like a birthday gift from the guys! Thanks you guys!! 😍😍😜
Look forward to this every week... I like the direction this is heading
I've been watching your podcasts since the first episode of the big question, and now I've seen so many episodes, that I kinda remember every time you repeat a story. I fell in love with the idea of podcasts with the 'Why does Indian TV suck' episode,
Thanks for making the last couple of years full of fun, and bakchodi. It's almost like we know parts of your life, and like we're making new friends.
For someone who suffers from mental health problems, these podcasts have always (yes, Even with KT, who's when I was in the US I'll always remember) been a form of muft ka therapy. It makes me laugh and smile even on the gloomiest of days.
Thanks for the laughs guys!
How do you guys have so much enthusiasm?
Most chilled conversation on RUclips!
Loved the fact that varun doesn't even thought of wide angle lens but of telefocal and photographer standing far away 😂
I've recently delved into TISS, and I must say, this is one of the best and entertaining episodes. Although being late to join the TISS party, I'm completely hooked by the camaraderie, witty jokes, and crazy stories making it my favorite daily escape. Eagerly waiting for more riveting episodes of unparalleled fun and discussions!
From Marriage podcast to Varun's marriage, we've all grown up.
Neville's story of wedding was the best part of the podcast..also loved the way how varun shows off his copper bottle.
Loved how varun, aadar and Neville drank water one by one 😂😂
the intro was so subtle and so hilarious! we need this one on every episode
You guys making this lockdown breathable!!!
Varun's story of panner tikka over drone was so funny man! Loved it.
The Office wedding scene was also inspired by a RUclips video .
You guys should do a podcast including siddhi and nikita.
And arpana!!
@@ginnyweasley5812 who's Aparna?
@@kaushikpandey9707 She's Aadarni 🌝
And food for bawa
That Mean Girls reference! 😂
Also, that intro is so good. It can be a whole 5hr stream of you guys just sitting there, doing your thing, and I’ll watch it. Coz if you ask me how much I love the TISS gang, the answer is “The limit does not exist.” 😉 #IfYouKnowYouKnow #TISSDay ♥️
just watching this now, mannnnn its the best cold open to anything ever created...