Explained: The Immovable Ladder of Jerusalem

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  • @luketaylor5541
    @luketaylor5541 7 лет назад +4778

    Thou shalt love thy neighbour. But if thy neighbour moves that chair more than a few inches they're getting the God damn shit beaten out of them

    • @grimlockthe1823
      @grimlockthe1823 6 лет назад +58

      why is this comment not more popular

    • @miguelvazquez7957
      @miguelvazquez7957 6 лет назад +21

      My favorite comment

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 6 лет назад +70

      I believe Jesus said that in the book of Badassery. Probably going to hell over that, worth it.

    • @marlonyo
      @marlonyo 6 лет назад +12

      well i actually saw it as a cautionary tale on communal ownership without hierarchies

    • @1stPCFerret
      @1stPCFerret 6 лет назад +48

      "God damned shit" is blasphemous for a least four of the six sects.
      An acceptable alternative is "Excrement of the Ineffable."

  • @nickdevries5146
    @nickdevries5146 7 лет назад +7959

    i dont know but the concept of monks getting into a huge fist fight over a ladder is hilarious

    • @rzu1474
      @rzu1474 6 лет назад +90

      Roberto the Bolivian-American
      My respect for religion's droped by less then a foot ...
      This is stupid!

    • @yellowstonethepony7769
      @yellowstonethepony7769 6 лет назад +39

      Roberto the Bolivian-American
      They should make a movie about that!

    • @lennartweber2228
      @lennartweber2228 6 лет назад +31

      Just burn all those religious extremeist.
      They clearly didnt understand the 10 demmandments.

    • @drrisen-9442
      @drrisen-9442 6 лет назад +13

      Yellowstone The Pony Actually it was a German. Bet you can’t guess who that German was.

    • @harryohrt5255
      @harryohrt5255 6 лет назад +6

      Yellowstone: He stopped them ? The swine !

  • @commandantteste2859
    @commandantteste2859 4 года назад +4151

    As a Catholic, watching a bunch of priests clad in different robes having an all out Team Death Match was pretty entertaining

    • @HeavensRipper-he4sz
      @HeavensRipper-he4sz 2 года назад +63

      I am so sorry that you had to watch this while being Catholic. I hope you can forgive yourself for enjoying it.

    • @Aaronrose575
      @Aaronrose575 2 года назад +81

      2:38 Falcon punch!
      2:41 Flying punch!

    • @adrianirimescu988
      @adrianirimescu988 2 года назад +1

      totally

    • @sueming1209
      @sueming1209 2 года назад +11

      @@HeavensRipper-he4sz i actually enjoyed it very entertaining

    • @goncaloferreira8543
      @goncaloferreira8543 2 года назад +6

      @@HeavensRipper-he4sz what ?

  • @TimoRutanen
    @TimoRutanen 6 лет назад +1304

    Imagine being the guy in charge of putting everything the angry monks knocked over and moved during the brawl back in their places. With six bishops glaring at you as you do it to make sure it's done right.

    • @maxnoerenberg6370
      @maxnoerenberg6370 4 года назад +72

      but then forgetting to move that chair back those darn 20 cm ha ha

    • @equinoxxed_7502
      @equinoxxed_7502 3 года назад +38

      @@maxnoerenberg6370 time for another fist flight i guess

    • @mr3x2x
      @mr3x2x 2 года назад +1

      ...while being circumsized 😀

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 2 года назад +1

      Chess in real life

  • @coolnobodycares
    @coolnobodycares 7 лет назад +679

    *steals the ladder* *starts another holy war*

  • @oceanstar70
    @oceanstar70 7 лет назад +834

    When a religion preaches peace and to love thy neighbors, but will beat the shit out of you if you move a ladder.
    M A K E S S E N S E

    • @imnotmarthastewart8120
      @imnotmarthastewart8120 7 лет назад

      The Unknown Sad Sack,...lol

    • @hatad321
      @hatad321 7 лет назад +5

      Hey, even Jesus beat the shit out of some people with a whip. Though they were lowlifes who were taking advantage of the common people and making money off it.

    • @bezaabiy5945
      @bezaabiy5945 7 лет назад +2

      he flipped the tables and kicked them out of the temple

    • @joaquingarcia4939
      @joaquingarcia4939 7 лет назад +11

      you can't just shoot people for stepping foot on your grass dumb shit they have to be in your home like if he's just sticking his head in your Window you can't shoot cause he not an immediate danger but if he's climbing in your Window and his torso is already in your home you can shoot em

    • @isaacw.8075
      @isaacw.8075 7 лет назад +2

      Joaquin Garcia Where I live you can shoot anyone who is trespassing on your lawn

  • @TekoMuto
    @TekoMuto 6 лет назад +990

    National Treasure 3
    Nicholas Cage: "We're going to steal the immovable ladder..."

    • @duartemarco
      @duartemarco 6 лет назад +10

      That's not the original ladder.

    • @anelperezic2383
      @anelperezic2383 5 лет назад

      YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @tanglediver
      @tanglediver 5 лет назад +19

      @@duartemarco So it was YOU!!

    • @Silversmok3
      @Silversmok3 5 лет назад +14

      "Mister Bond, this better be good. I'm this close to suspending you again for that stunt-" 'M, its important. SPECTRE is trying to steal the Immovable Ladder.'........"Right, follow me" ( opens secret MI6 command center)

    • @nobleactual7616
      @nobleactual7616 4 года назад +1

      This is a underrated comment

  • @skydiverclassc2031
    @skydiverclassc2031 5 лет назад +2222

    The actual key to the Church of the Sepulcher is held, and has been held for 800 years, by the same Muslim family in Jerusalem. The reason for this is that the six warring Christian factions could not agree on who was to have custody of the key, so they gave up and asked this family to essentially keep them from acting like adults.

    • @taiyoqun
      @taiyoqun 2 года назад +295

      Are you telling me that the experts on Christianity trust a Muslim more than other Christians? Yeah, that seems right

    • @skydiverclassc2031
      @skydiverclassc2031 2 года назад +63

      @@taiyoqun Strange, but true.

    • @crapphone7744
      @crapphone7744 2 года назад +226

      Which I think is a wonderful lesson in why identity politics is such a bad thing. Here is a Muslim family helping their Christian neighbors, while other Muslims would probably want to kill them. Some Muslims would do neither. But they're all Muslims. Conclusion, just because you're the member of One group doesn't mean you're going to behave a certain way. We are all ultimately individuals.

    • @ao1778
      @ao1778 2 года назад +23

      @@crapphone7744 are you implying that Shiite and Sunni Muslims haven't been killing each other for literal millenia?

    • @crapphone7744
      @crapphone7744 2 года назад +115

      @@ao1778 I am just saying that not ALL of any group are doing anything. Some Shia have killed some Suni and vice versa. Some have not. Don't identify all Muslims as sectarian haters because they are Shia or Sunni. Judge them as individuals, not group members. And that goes for everybody always.

  • @josemoreno6711
    @josemoreno6711 7 лет назад +2590

    way to leave behind a legacy window repair guy

    • @MehNamesKing
      @MehNamesKing 6 лет назад +153

      Huge respect for the window repair guy.

    • @Taladar2003
      @Taladar2003 6 лет назад +84

      Must have been a windows repair guy, Microsoft likes their backwards compatibility.

    • @adeisinger2033
      @adeisinger2033 6 лет назад +42

      It would have been funny if people just started leaving random things there.

    • @samjohnson9894
      @samjohnson9894 6 лет назад

      I hear a beer commercial...

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 4 года назад +7

      @@adeisinger2033 What about upgrading the ladder?

  • @kpdragon14
    @kpdragon14 7 лет назад +759

    Am I the only one that finds the incredibly hilarious

    • @iamthefirsttosecond
      @iamthefirsttosecond 7 лет назад +60

      Nope, this is comedy at its finest!

    • @felipecardoza5829
      @felipecardoza5829 7 лет назад +14

      yep, the thought of the holiest of the holy punching the shit out of each other really makes me wanna take up the faith. Maybe I will become a "ladder" day saint! EEEEE YUKYUKYUKYUKYUK

    • @heartofjustice6041
      @heartofjustice6041 7 лет назад +4

      That guy who punched the jew in the face with a flying punch. lmao 2:35

    • @Hellamoody
      @Hellamoody 7 лет назад +1

      Heart of Justice tjat was hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @Chris-im3ys
      @Chris-im3ys 7 лет назад +13

      This story sounds so much like Monty Python

  • @rgaud8
    @rgaud8 6 лет назад +587

    This is hilarious. It's like the perfect microcosm of how the world works, or rather, doesn't work.

  • @thereligion4169
    @thereligion4169 4 года назад +85

    You know it's hysterical how pride is one of the seven deadly sins and these six sects are EXTREMELY prideful to do this

    • @thereligion4169
      @thereligion4169 4 года назад +1

      @Austin Downing oh yeah look at you fact man

    • @thereligion4169
      @thereligion4169 4 года назад +1

      @Austin Downing in what way did I mention the Bible, never mind, the specific religion which confers to the Bible. I was talking bout the Torah nigga fuck you mean

    • @gerbiljohnson8190
      @gerbiljohnson8190 4 года назад

      @@thereligion4169 my man the Torah is in the Bible and also doesn't contain the seven deadly sins

    • @thereligion4169
      @thereligion4169 4 года назад +4

      @@gerbiljohnson8190 Gerbil

    • @gerbiljohnson8190
      @gerbiljohnson8190 4 года назад

      @@thereligion4169 water

  • @thelonecabbage7834
    @thelonecabbage7834 7 лет назад +2612

    What they don't tell you, is that they have a ton of old replacement ladders in the back room.

    • @blazingfire_0712
      @blazingfire_0712 7 лет назад +19

      Mark Contini :OOO

    • @BankruptGreek
      @BankruptGreek 7 лет назад +87

      Mark Contini because if that ladder were to brake from erosion world war 3 would start

    • @leightonslanga7465
      @leightonslanga7465 7 лет назад +29

      It's not going to decay in a fuckin desert

    • @thelonecabbage7834
      @thelonecabbage7834 7 лет назад +89

      ***** He may have been using the word "decay" wrong, but it would certainly erode over time. Seems pretty obvious what he meant.
      -1 point for douchebaggery.

    • @warning6111
      @warning6111 7 лет назад +4

      Mark Contini No it won't like he said. It's a fucking desert

  • @ilittlemonster22
    @ilittlemonster22 6 лет назад +1845

    Worlds most violent game of Musical Chairs

    • @johnpijano4786
      @johnpijano4786 6 лет назад

      Proper Drashig funny game

    • @kevinpotts123
      @kevinpotts123 6 лет назад +9

      Proper Drashig dude, this is the greatest RUclips comment that I have ever read since I started reading them years and years ago.

    • @musicals_rock
      @musicals_rock 6 лет назад

      i can come up with something more violent

    • @niftythelynx
      @niftythelynx 6 лет назад +1

      666 likes

    • @Redshaark
      @Redshaark 4 года назад +8

      In Germany the game is called journey to Jerusalem, maybe to take down the ladder...

  • @BST-ri6gf
    @BST-ri6gf 5 лет назад +214

    “Thou shalt not move thine holy ladder, for I have made it holy. Or thou shalt be cast down to the pits of hell”
    -Jewrustlemania 3:69

    • @bobobobo3142
      @bobobobo3142 4 года назад +3

      It was originally said by the WindoRepairGuy

  • @NedWasHere94
    @NedWasHere94 5 лет назад +287

    He left out that it’s also become a really important symbol to the six denominations - it is the reminder that Christians being divided is not how it was intended. It’s left there as a statement that we still have work to do and in the hopes that someday when we come together as one family, as we were in the beginning, will finally be able to move the damn ladder.

    • @shahier1154
      @shahier1154 2 года назад +44

      Yeah sure. It would've been way easier for them to just act like adults for once, but coming up with such a lame excuse is of course a great way to not have to act by your own teachings.

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 2 года назад +11

      @@shahier1154 don't be such a negative nancy

    • @JamesZ32100
      @JamesZ32100 2 года назад +5

      That won't be happening any time soon, at least not this century lol

    • @usbhub95
      @usbhub95 2 года назад +4

      @@vaclavjebavy5118 I thought he was being more of a realistic randy.

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 2 года назад

      @@usbhub95 That's Negative Nancy's favorite pseudonym. Don't be fooled.

  • @Chance57
    @Chance57 7 лет назад +3869

    "We're Christians that believe in the pacifist teachings of christ."
    A fist fight over a chair.

    • @TheLuuuuuc
      @TheLuuuuuc 7 лет назад +195

      the position of a chair*

    • @IceTorch051
      @IceTorch051 7 лет назад +81

      well, we also had crusades wars, fist fight is nothing

    • @cfroi08
      @cfroi08 7 лет назад +96

      Oh yes the Crusades, when the remnants of the Roman Empire wanted to defend and reclaim lands they took while they were Pagan from Muslims.
      Or you could align to the dumbed American version of "Evil Christians pillaging Islamic Cities, excluding Constantinople because my version of history is not objective."

    • @Chance57
      @Chance57 7 лет назад +23

      cfroi08 so the crusades were a defensive thing? Trolololol

    • @jakeh5175
      @jakeh5175 7 лет назад +27

      Corey Kinard Christ wasn't a pacifist.

  • @user-ry2rb2qe4h
    @user-ry2rb2qe4h 7 лет назад +117

    Just the thought of Priests Brawling with each other somehow brings a smile to my face

    • @redtruck911
      @redtruck911 7 лет назад +3

      atheists don't need a lot to start hanging themselves, a chair or ladder will do, or the opposite gender

    • @KatherineClairmont
      @KatherineClairmont 7 лет назад

      shots fired

    • @user-ry2rb2qe4h
      @user-ry2rb2qe4h 7 лет назад

      Shots fired indeed

    • @holypig777
      @holypig777 7 лет назад

      Most kiddy rapists are God-haters who think that are above the law in other words, they are So-called Atheists - you know, the group of people that have murdered more people last century than all of the religions put together - YAH that immoral group of Narcissist called Atheists.

    • @holypig777
      @holypig777 7 лет назад

      Muslims don't actually believe in God, they worship their pedophile false prophet. That is why don't don't kill people for making fun of Jesus or Allah, they just kill people that make fun of MoHo the child rapist. Islam is an ideology, not a religion.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 лет назад +132

    There's just something about watching monks wailing each other over a ladder that really changes your life.

  • @AraoftheFunk
    @AraoftheFunk 4 года назад +62

    Armenian here, we also Christians and hence also call them churches. Not entirely sure how we managed to get our own quarter, to be honest, but there you have it.

  • @aranwyn5291
    @aranwyn5291 7 лет назад +745

    so a guy moved a chair and 11 people whent to hospital

    • @stepankuvshinov7647
      @stepankuvshinov7647 7 лет назад +50

      Yes

    • @lucabrandalesi6743
      @lucabrandalesi6743 7 лет назад +44

      CrazyCrwban Playz i thought it was some kind of atheist joke, but apparently it happened

    • @i_like-planes
      @i_like-planes 7 лет назад +1

      Aran Wyn faith in humanity obliterated.

    • @frtard
      @frtard 7 лет назад +20

      "religion"
      ( •_•)
      ( •_•)>⌐■-■
      (⌐■_■)

    • @TheEsseboy
      @TheEsseboy 7 лет назад +16

      Religion at it's best i would say
      ( •_•)
      ( •_•)>⌐■-■
      (⌐■_■)

  • @compactc9
    @compactc9 7 лет назад +1396

    You'd think a group of adults could find a way of agreeing on some of the simpler things. I can't wrap my mind around the idea that moving a chair to sit in the shade requires an agreement of the entire ownership, lest it start an all-out riot.

    • @Name-ck9pv
      @Name-ck9pv 7 лет назад

      +Maxx Kroes ...

    • @jaydos92
      @jaydos92 7 лет назад +142

      Mate they're adults with an imaginary friend... what do you expect?

    • @imdeadserious6102
      @imdeadserious6102 7 лет назад +41

      Jayden Stevens oh no. see. he's an imaginary friend who isn't real in even this dimension. also he can do anything but the best argument they have on why he doesn't intervene in ANYTHING is that he gave every human ever free will even though he knows everything that will happen. so knowing that free will would backfire within the first 2 humans to ever exist (by their accounts) and still giving it proves that if God exists in any way he is the most stupid omnipotent being possible

    • @Rakshasa1986
      @Rakshasa1986 7 лет назад +7

      I found out people are like that when I played Halo on Xbox Live.

    • @turidrowned
      @turidrowned 7 лет назад +13

      Daniel Blair try studying before making an argument. In Christianity, god knows very little about the future. The only things he knows are things he is said to have planned himself, and anything to do with life on earth is basically chaos and unpredictable by him due to free will. I just fuckin' GOOGLED that shit, and gave me direct info from both the Bible and a priest.

  • @GamerSirus
    @GamerSirus 4 года назад +12

    "Hey, you can't move ANYTHING because it SACRED!"
    >Gets in massive fistfight.
    Yeah, cause that's way less sacrilegious than housekeeping.

  • @autumnmoore4043
    @autumnmoore4043 2 года назад +48

    What would happen if a mason came up to them claiming it was his ancestors ladder and he wanted it back? Would the monks fight the masons?

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling Год назад

      No. The law works for institutions against people. Not for people against institutions.

    • @KakashiInWinter
      @KakashiInWinter Год назад

      I don't know, but Monks vs. Masons is a movie *begging* to be made.

  • @tSp289
    @tSp289 7 лет назад +2980

    This video explains everything you need to know about human history.

    • @lamichka
      @lamichka 6 лет назад +44

      and stupidity

    • @Zman888
      @Zman888 6 лет назад +66

      not human history but the ignorance of religious zealots

    • @Shaun.Stephens
      @Shaun.Stephens 5 лет назад +28

      You mean *religious* history.

    • @vapor404
      @vapor404 5 лет назад +11

      We’re extremely petty and quick to anger?

    • @heavenlysly
      @heavenlysly 4 года назад +2

      and religion

  • @SnoopyDoofie
    @SnoopyDoofie 7 лет назад +351

    Someone crapped on the sidewalk! Don't move it until everyone agrees!

    • @elohellion8701
      @elohellion8701 7 лет назад +53

      one of them already voted it stays. The holy shit stays, hoorah!

    • @monkey-business2459
      @monkey-business2459 7 лет назад

      Sinastar con lol

    • @elohellion8701
      @elohellion8701 7 лет назад +4

      Bobby Verbeek Of course, that's blasphemy!

    • @drewfinley1
      @drewfinley1 7 лет назад +13

      SnoopyDoo Dude, holy shit, this makes me want to do that just to see what they'd do. Would my shit still be there in 60 years?

    • @umnikos
      @umnikos 7 лет назад +1

      I think that they would probably kill whatever crapped on the sidewalk...

  • @nevermorefarm
    @nevermorefarm 4 года назад +34

    I may not be the first one to answer this but...my adoptive mother was Armenian. The word for church is
    եկեղեցի 'yeg-egh-ets-ee'

  • @tjs200
    @tjs200 5 лет назад +29

    Empires rise and fall, but that ladder's not going anywhere

  • @boglenight1551
    @boglenight1551 7 лет назад +267

    Now I'm going to have to explain to my gang buddies how my dream heist is a ladder.

  • @titanspirit7238
    @titanspirit7238 7 лет назад +2180

    What happens when an immovable ladder meets unstoppable idiocy...?

    • @MarcellDAvis1103
      @MarcellDAvis1103 7 лет назад +41

      TITANSPIRIT Nuclear Implosion

    • @IatAS
      @IatAS 7 лет назад +75

      It's like mixing co ca cola and pepsi you just dont fucking do it

    • @livetyher6669
      @livetyher6669 7 лет назад +10

      TITANSPIRIT a government?

    • @solo6411
      @solo6411 7 лет назад +3

      Omg, Im gonna try this

    • @levoGAMES
      @levoGAMES 7 лет назад

      Status Quo ;)

  • @ydela1961
    @ydela1961 6 лет назад +9

    "Chaos is a ladder"... I think I get it now...

  • @Daaninator
    @Daaninator 2 года назад +38

    the ladder gave us a new religion, ladderaselem
    all hail our ladder god

  • @JimFortune
    @JimFortune 7 лет назад +211

    This is the most important thing a bunch of grown men can devote their lives to?

  • @snow38347
    @snow38347 6 лет назад +732

    I find it hard to believe that six religious factions that are all "anti violence" would brawl in the most holy place on planet earth.

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi 6 лет назад +214

      When one religion of peace meets the other religion of peace, wars happen. They all don't give a flying fuck about the ladder, it's just an excuse to ram their peacefulness onto their opponents faces.

    • @sebastianalvarez2584
      @sebastianalvarez2584 6 лет назад +31

      I dont think it was all six factions. In the video, he did say an incident only occurred between the Greeks and Coptics, so that means not all incidents include all factions.

    • @classicmusicforce25
      @classicmusicforce25 6 лет назад +19

      Osama Been Crippin "native's land" ugh wha?

    • @frankteng
      @frankteng 6 лет назад +14

      classicmusicforce25 it means there were people living their before it that weren’t Christian. The earths a lot older than you think Christianity is just one of the many religions people have adopted over the ages thus it’s all bullshit there isn’t the slightest bit of “holiness” present.

    • @red36825924
      @red36825924 6 лет назад +1

      Bullshit is your comment...

  • @zhanglei3470
    @zhanglei3470 4 года назад +10

    OMG, just came back from Jerusalem, checked my photos and that ladder is indeed there! The city is amazing, even an ordinary old ladder has so much story....

  • @psielemental
    @psielemental 6 лет назад +16

    One more entry in the book of madness.

  • @ShnoogleMan
    @ShnoogleMan 7 лет назад +750

    This has got to be the most idiotic religious conflict in history

    • @BoringUsername2K8
      @BoringUsername2K8 7 лет назад +103

      ShnoogleMan not really because it's an argument about something that is actually real

    • @TitaniusAnglesmith
      @TitaniusAnglesmith 7 лет назад +27

      Oh shit good one.

    • @ShnoogleMan
      @ShnoogleMan 7 лет назад +37

      +BoringUsername2K8 Still honestly the most petty. Sure, Islam is probably not true, but at least for them it served the purpose to unite Arabs and create an empire. Arguing about moving a ladder placed centuries ago by a construction worker is a new level of pettiness.

    • @coced
      @coced 7 лет назад +25

      You have seen nothing
      Idiocy and Churches should be synonyms

    • @Xezlec
      @Xezlec 7 лет назад +13

      Pettiness is certainly a field in which religion has always been at the forefront of innovation.

  • @binarytree7316
    @binarytree7316 7 лет назад +1309

    so everybody was kungfu fighting ?

    • @janogabor7697
      @janogabor7697 7 лет назад +93

      Fuck I read it like the song.

    • @Zakar00z
      @Zakar00z 7 лет назад +12

      jano Gabor that's the point

    • @bradcopeland9485
      @bradcopeland9485 7 лет назад +8

      jano Gabor hahaha same 😂

    • @aarfeld
      @aarfeld 7 лет назад +94

      Those priests were fast as lightning.

    • @CKru8789
      @CKru8789 7 лет назад +78

      In fact it was a little bit frightening.

  • @Derp12
    @Derp12 2 года назад

    Great video, love your humor and it's also very informative

  • @d00w
    @d00w 6 лет назад +10

    glad that shaolin monks didn't get involved

  • @keysontrains538
    @keysontrains538 7 лет назад +320

    Do you think God hides in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created?

    • @Zepherus
      @Zepherus  7 лет назад +30

      No.

    • @danielthephan2575
      @danielthephan2575 7 лет назад +8

      Lol god's a pussy

    • @Tom-ji1gi
      @Tom-ji1gi 7 лет назад +2

      KKTrain Springer spy kids!!!

    • @bap2218
      @bap2218 7 лет назад

      KKTrain Springer He dun fucked up lol

    • @MaceGaming53
      @MaceGaming53 7 лет назад +2

      lmao No not at all m8 because he could destryo everything if he wanted to

  • @ahodbikes
    @ahodbikes 7 лет назад +143

    "Look, to cut a long story short everyone is scared to change anything inside the church AT ALL - or face the wrath of punching monks." Best line. Thank you.

    • @Moses_VII
      @Moses_VII 2 года назад +1

      You're lucky they ain't Shaloin monks

  • @artemis7093
    @artemis7093 5 лет назад +3

    I laughed so much watching this. Thank you for this gem. I love it.

  • @shenanigun5576
    @shenanigun5576 2 года назад +5

    So you’re telling me that if I move a ladder, the world will devolve into chaos? BRB…

    • @ankokunokayoubi
      @ankokunokayoubi 2 года назад

      Like a wild story about butterfly effect

  • @familyaccount6491
    @familyaccount6491 7 лет назад +624

    Christopoulos: "Don't you dare move that chair, Christoph!"
    Christoph: *Moves chair a centimeter while staring straight into Christopoulos's eyes.*
    Christopoulos: "You bastard, this means war!" *Grabs Christoph and wrestles with him*
    Christov: "Guys stop! Can't we all just rush B together?" *Points at a Mosque*

    • @familyaccount6491
      @familyaccount6491 7 лет назад +25

      Religious people, man...

    • @yusaltytho8234
      @yusaltytho8234 7 лет назад +9

      why would u plant a bomb in a mosque

    • @matto6639
      @matto6639 7 лет назад +8

      +Y u salty tho allah akbar

    • @kingconnor3957
      @kingconnor3957 7 лет назад

      Chad Aoun s

    • @yusaltytho8234
      @yusaltytho8234 7 лет назад +7

      IBuyThrows why would you bomb a mosque in the name of allah it seems a bit ironic

  • @ericsarason9099
    @ericsarason9099 7 лет назад +126

    "punching monks"

    • @heatherlynncarter4285
      @heatherlynncarter4285 7 лет назад +3

      Eric Sarason sounds like a good band name

    • @ericsarason9099
      @ericsarason9099 7 лет назад +1

      Heather Carter
      It does, ever heard of Rooftop Koreans?

    • @grindstone4910
      @grindstone4910 7 лет назад +5

      Monks get some pretty sweet unarmed combat bonuses.

    • @cooliipie
      @cooliipie 6 лет назад

      Heather Carter
      Bands are so cringy

  • @zdanee
    @zdanee 2 года назад +1

    Monks: "you are not allowed to move a single electron within these walls!"
    Also the monks: * fistfights and breaks everything because someone moved an electron *

  • @adammacmahon7386
    @adammacmahon7386 6 лет назад +2

    "oi, You touched me fecking chair" "Wot u gonna,do about it"
    *starts Riot*

  • @Feintgames
    @Feintgames 7 лет назад +345

    Construction company should sent a bill to all six religions for the return of their ladder along with interest.

    • @junkmorgan7497
      @junkmorgan7497 7 лет назад +23

      Feint about 20000% for having it for so long

    • @csxconductor100
      @csxconductor100 7 лет назад +9

      its called Salvage rights after 30 days they own it.

    • @ShadowHunterGAME
      @ShadowHunterGAME 7 лет назад +28

      +c woody You must be fun at parties.

    • @jsully2413
      @jsully2413 7 лет назад +46

      Salvage rights don't exist in Jerusalem. The original owner could resurrect and demand his ladder back and they would have to give it to him. Mostly because the guy came back from the dead to get his ladder back, so it's only fair to give him it.

    • @Feintgames
      @Feintgames 7 лет назад +66

      +John Sullivan That's in the bible. "On the third day, He rose from the dead, turned to his apostles and said, 'Where be my ladder at!?'"

  • @bilz0r
    @bilz0r 7 лет назад +70

    Cool video, but you need to work on that audio editing.

  • @Rynorasaurus
    @Rynorasaurus 2 года назад

    Dude, how am I only JUST discovering your stuff. It’s 2am on Jan 1 2022… so far, this is the best year ever!

  • @mr.techaky7655
    @mr.techaky7655 6 лет назад +49

    God is probably sitting up in Heaven shaking his head and Jesus is sitting there like; "I died for this?"

  • @thehonkerman
    @thehonkerman 7 лет назад +54

    *moves chair one foot to get into the shade*
    Priest: "That's my spot"

  • @JohnDoe-tp5jj
    @JohnDoe-tp5jj 7 лет назад +100

    Fighting over a fucking chair??? Jesus Christ what is wrong with people

    • @schizophrenicenthusiast
      @schizophrenicenthusiast 7 лет назад +4

      The chair thing started an argument, which later developed into a riot. So no, it's not over a chair, the riot is over what these people said to one another.
      And of course in any fight there will be people who take sides and join the fight..

    • @arielsolomon5645
      @arielsolomon5645 7 лет назад

      Thats what he said!

    • @Xx1095urielxX
      @Xx1095urielxX 7 лет назад

      John Doe they think they were created by a sky daddy. That's what's wrong with them.

    • @robinmoland6942
      @robinmoland6942 7 лет назад +1

      John Doe relgion

    • @neeedleinahaystack
      @neeedleinahaystack 7 лет назад

      John Doe I'm pretty sure Jesus Christ is exactly what is wrong.

  • @heimskr2881
    @heimskr2881 6 лет назад

    Nice and short video. Thanks!

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band 6 лет назад +6

    What I want to know is, how was the repair guy so well-off that he didn't even need his ladder back? Were repair guys just ballers back then? I freak out when I leave a USB cable at work...

  •  7 лет назад +220

    A full on 6 way brawl riot over someone moving a chair 6 inches. Religion in a nutshell.

    • @wydkwhy
      @wydkwhy 7 лет назад

      +Maxx Kroes hahaha.

    • @EvilNeonETC
      @EvilNeonETC 7 лет назад

      Dirk DigDuggler It says a lot about their system. its riot or no riot.

    • @Veellinn
      @Veellinn 7 лет назад +3

      I guess it would go quickly from the chair to the principle of the thing. Suddenly you are not fighting over a chair, but someone not respecting common rules. Thus you have five sides thinking the other one is judging itself to be above others while that one is refusing the allegations on sensible grounds that it was just a chair, but omitting what precedent it sets, and then you have tensions rising and then someone brings up that lunch that someone forgot behind the table and its rotting there for quarter of the century because nobody said it was theirs and others dont want to agree on removing it on principle and then somebody shouts, somebody shoves and suddenly fists go flying.
      But nobody died, so I would consider it success.

    • @JAKE77X
      @JAKE77X 7 лет назад +2

      Dirk DigDuggler try not to generalize things so hard.... this is most definitely not how religion is for sensible modern day people. I can tell you one thing for sure, the video isn't an accurate representation of Christianity as a whole at all lol.

    • @EvilNeonETC
      @EvilNeonETC 7 лет назад +1

      They're so self destructive when it comes to teamwork.
      It's like comparing it to a competitive game. No teamwork, No wins.

  • @musewolfman
    @musewolfman 7 лет назад +184

    2:47 Punching Monks would be a good band name.

  • @timpw6316
    @timpw6316 6 лет назад

    first video i seen of you, subcribed after the first min lol nice one xD

  • @roxannepearls901
    @roxannepearls901 2 года назад

    Your sense of humor is hysterical.

  • @migkillerphantom
    @migkillerphantom 7 лет назад +44

    Armenians call their places of worship, churches.
    They've been officially Christian since about 300AD

    • @middleman3165
      @middleman3165 7 лет назад +5

      migkillerphantom Armenia was the first ever nation to adopt Christianity as a state religion.

    • @RiderInRed
      @RiderInRed 7 лет назад +1

      you guys hit the nail in the head (y)

    • @Ladifour
      @Ladifour 7 лет назад +1

      Rome.

    • @middleman3165
      @middleman3165 7 лет назад +4

      Ladifour nope. Think about what you're saying. Rome predates Christianity by a long way. Did you know the planets are named after Roman gods?
      A state religion is a religion that's adopted by the ruler and put on the nation. It's Armenia.

    • @colinmckinstry8136
      @colinmckinstry8136 7 лет назад +4

      He's right, though. The Kingdom of Armenia adopted Christianity as the official state religion in 301 CE, Constantine became emperor in 306.

  • @pauladriaanse
    @pauladriaanse 7 лет назад +39

    Why are monks so agressive, is that what they're supposed to be?

    • @pauladriaanse
      @pauladriaanse 7 лет назад

      I meant monks sorry

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse 7 лет назад +8

      If you had ever played any RPG, you know that monks are very good at punching people in the face. I learnt to never provoke even the most peaceful of monks from playing RPGs.

    • @w5monkey
      @w5monkey 7 лет назад +10

      they're monks for a reason. they couldn't function in society to begin with.

    • @noddynoble9391
      @noddynoble9391 7 лет назад

      Clergy fights.

    • @frankmyers8062
      @frankmyers8062 7 лет назад +1

      +Punishthefalse you speak words of great wisdom sir.

  • @thomashughes_teh
    @thomashughes_teh 6 лет назад +2

    These facts haven't filtered down to Sunday school yet.

  • @lilpixie.9653
    @lilpixie.9653 4 года назад

    I’ve only a new subscriber, but I just adore your sense of humour!

  • @bigdog4574
    @bigdog4574 7 лет назад +49

    And so the Lord said, the good and the evil will fight on that day when one shall move the holy ladder that a mason forgot to take down and the other idiots were too lazy to take it down.

    • @MrStabby19812
      @MrStabby19812 7 лет назад +1

      BigDog And yay did the lordeth Sayeth anyone who shift the holy chair shouldeth fighteth over the holy shadow amen

    • @DANtheMANofSIPA
      @DANtheMANofSIPA 7 лет назад

      And the voice of God called out to sayeth the ignorant will use a few rotten people to marginalize an entire group, and on that day their stupidity will be called out

    • @jasonlewis6216
      @jasonlewis6216 7 лет назад

      Beautiful

  • @tumbles1285
    @tumbles1285 7 лет назад +45

    does anyone else have a sudden urge to move it?

    • @AreThereNoMoreNames
      @AreThereNoMoreNames 7 лет назад +2

      I'm thinking, given that it's likely a very dry piece of wood, a high-powered laser could probably interfere nicely.

    • @kateschmid2889
      @kateschmid2889 7 лет назад +2

      Hmm, maybe if the ladder "spontaneously" burst into flames, it would encourage the various sects to make peace...

    • @jaisheelal4002
      @jaisheelal4002 7 лет назад +1

      +Kate Schmid
      *Or* (special emphasis on the 'or') it would encourage them to accuse the others of having done it, and then vigorously demonstrate their dislike for the other parties, through the medium of:
      • Dismemberment.
      • Gutting.
      • General misbehaviour.
      And so on and so forth.
      Just saying of course. Not saying I wouldn't try it. This time next year sound good?
      - A 15 year old Englishman.

    • @SteveIsHavingMC
      @SteveIsHavingMC 7 лет назад

      uh, not in the mood to start a new crusade/jihad

  • @magdatorruellas9122
    @magdatorruellas9122 4 года назад

    You guys are so hilarious in your telling of subjects and what not...you should be exploding with likes...you most definitely have mine...I think I watch more for the quips then the actual subject. Thanks a bunch

  • @shadowwolf1347
    @shadowwolf1347 6 лет назад +17

    Anyone else wanna go and just push it over just to see what will happen? 😂

    • @maxnoerenberg6370
      @maxnoerenberg6370 4 года назад

      that could be a new internet meme ha ha pushing over that ladder.....

    • @mehmeh1999
      @mehmeh1999 4 года назад +1

      The tenth crusade

  • @johansmifthelry9307
    @johansmifthelry9307 7 лет назад +171

    So there is a ladder that by moving it you could possibly, POSSIBLY spark a world war? Sort of

    • @Palios33
      @Palios33 7 лет назад +11

      john smith just imagine with all the jihady crisis now,a Muslim trying to move that ladder

    • @johansmifthelry9307
      @johansmifthelry9307 7 лет назад +3

      +Palios33 ooohoh boy xD

    • @johansmifthelry9307
      @johansmifthelry9307 7 лет назад +8

      +Palios33 this could be one of the most dangerous objects in the world

    • @Palios33
      @Palios33 7 лет назад +1

      john smith yeah probably is in deed

    • @Cornish21Pasty
      @Cornish21Pasty 7 лет назад

      john smith haha yeah it wont be long until America offer out guns and ammo just to have ownership of the ladder 😂

  • @hazard7732
    @hazard7732 7 лет назад +38

    Huuuuuge respect to this guy for how he cropped the screenshot at 1:27
    I'm so glad that there are people decent enough to show credit where credits due, and to show that with necessary info in one screenshot! Brilliant!

  • @trollerdaily3734
    @trollerdaily3734 2 года назад +2

    2:47 "The wrath of punchin monks" is a very good name for a metal band

  • @kaelanirevyruun1676
    @kaelanirevyruun1676 2 года назад +2

    Easy fix to get rid of the ladder... Just tie enough helium balloons to it to make it float, then get a drone with a rope or something tied around its middle with a hook on the end, and use the drone to move the ladder. However... Do the tying of the balloons in such a way as to prevent the touching of any part of the ladder... It won't be violating the law cos *no individual has moved the ladder*

  • @elektro3000
    @elektro3000 7 лет назад +57

    Okay, so they all would have to agree to move it. So way back when the ladder FIRST got left under the window, didn't somebody say, "Hey that construction guy forgot his ladder last week, how about we put that in a closet? Everybody cool with that?" Would anybody have objected to that??

    • @tvdb1169
      @tvdb1169 7 лет назад +34

      elektro3000 You are forgetting that they are crazy religious fucks. So everythig has to be complicated

    • @TheDooreater
      @TheDooreater 7 лет назад +14

      I'm not cool with that. That ladder is made of cedar. Cedar is the wood used to kill my god. That closet is a sacred temple to me that's not happening.

    • @TIMEtoRIDE900
      @TIMEtoRIDE900 7 лет назад +3

      The ladder could be secretly sprayed with a mist of sulfuric acid and would be gone in weeks.

    • @redtruck911
      @redtruck911 7 лет назад

      it's owned by christians not wickins

    • @quintincastro7430
      @quintincastro7430 7 лет назад

      but guys they may be Christan but there is difference between Christan and crazy religious and these guy's are the craziest of the crazy

  • @SkydivingSquid
    @SkydivingSquid 7 лет назад +107

    Copied and Pasted:
    "On the third day, He rose from the dead, turned to his apostles and said 'Where is my f*cking ladder you fuu.. " - those were his words.

    • @andyoli75
      @andyoli75 4 года назад +6

      And woe to him who has moved it. Amen.

  • @TheXboxReviewer
    @TheXboxReviewer 6 лет назад

    Interesting video. Don't be afraid to do more than one take next time ;)

  • @davegrenier1160
    @davegrenier1160 2 года назад +1

    Imagine what it was like when the Shaolin monks had a disagreement.

  • @JoshBattershell
    @JoshBattershell 7 лет назад +104

    All this over a chair moving roughly a foot. This is why religion needs to phase out

    • @astro_che
      @astro_che 7 лет назад +2

      haha

    • @JoshBattershell
      @JoshBattershell 7 лет назад +14

      ***** I'm retarded? You're the one defending your religion by going against it by cursing. Nice logic. The only good thing that religion does to anyone anymore is distract them from what's actually happening and it keeps us from advancing too much.

    • @MegaSmallCow
      @MegaSmallCow 7 лет назад +8

      Josh Battershell if you seriously believe the Christian dark age myth and the church holds science back you really need to check your facts

    • @JoshBattershell
      @JoshBattershell 7 лет назад +1

      Megasmallcow - what? I didn't say anything about that at all. Idk what that even is. What's the Christian dark age myth?

    • @MegaSmallCow
      @MegaSmallCow 7 лет назад +7

      Josh Battershell there's a myth that science didn't progress in the dark ages because the church keep executing and prosecuted scientist and if weren't for evil old Christians we would be in a space age. that's what your "keeps us from advancing too much" implies. it's obviously false as scientists like Albertus Magnus, Robert Grosseteste, Roger Bacon, John Peckham, Duns Scotus, Thomas Bradwardine, Walter Burley, William Heytesbury, Richard Swineshead, John Dumbleton, Richard of Wallingford, Nicholas Oresme, Jean Buridan and Nicholas of Cusa existed. the only scientist in the dark ages executed was galileo in the middle ages and that was for telling the pope he was an asshat.

  • @thecostlypanda
    @thecostlypanda 6 лет назад +17

    This is actually one of my favorite things on Earth, just the simple fact its been there for so long and the reason why is very interesting.

  • @maxmccann5323
    @maxmccann5323 2 года назад +3

    Bruh imagine Jesus saw them starting a riot over some dude moving a chair, he'd probably be like "damn bruh time for another flood I guess"

  • @leaguegamer9182
    @leaguegamer9182 6 лет назад +2

    The ladder is not at absolute zero, meaning it contains heat, meaning the atoms that made up the ladder are vibrating, hence moving.

  • @HalcyonVoid
    @HalcyonVoid 7 лет назад +106

    Christianity is a tolerant religion... just don't move a chair...
    Irony, anyone? Anyone?

    • @HalcyonVoid
      @HalcyonVoid 7 лет назад +9

      logan8190 Stop what? It people want to claim tolerance but then start a brawl over a moved chair, that doesn't sound very tolerant to me.

    • @stefanverkerk99
      @stefanverkerk99 7 лет назад +3

      GlintTheStrong Yeah blame a little stupid conflict on 1 billion people. On other news: killer clowns don't make kids laugh, should all clowns be forbidden?

    • @stefanverkerk99
      @stefanverkerk99 7 лет назад

      No they aren't, they just believe in something different then me (I'm Roman Catholic), it's called tolerance.

    • @HalcyonVoid
      @HalcyonVoid 7 лет назад +4

      Stefan Verkerk Those few people symbolize the vast majority of the religion because they are basically at the source of where it started. They are more true to the original religion than basically anyone else in the world.
      And I never said anything about forbidding anything.

    • @shadowblack1987
      @shadowblack1987 7 лет назад +7

      I'm fine with that. No Religion, No Clowns.
      I think we can all live with that.

  • @erik8467
    @erik8467 7 лет назад +52

    Armenians just call it a church

    • @johnenglish8461
      @johnenglish8461 7 лет назад +12

      The church is the people, the building is very different.

    • @Camelwrestler
      @Camelwrestler 7 лет назад +31

      John, they still call it a church.

    • @nvoewvobwurgfbondoqb
      @nvoewvobwurgfbondoqb 7 лет назад +1

      Ya, idk why this guy made it just a big deal in the video. It's called a church..

    • @Destructocorps
      @Destructocorps 7 лет назад

      Erik Arustamyan I think he meant, considering Christianity gets their own sect that surely the Armenian's sector wouldn't be Christian too.

  • @ziontrask3459
    @ziontrask3459 2 года назад

    the fact that they had brawls over scooting furniture a few inches is hilarious

  • @b8702131
    @b8702131 4 года назад +1

    "under the guard of several monks." They better be Shaolin Monks..

  • @RoboticNerd
    @RoboticNerd 7 лет назад +79

    I thought this was some type of SCP type shit where if you moved it you would be cursed or something lol

    • @MrRedsjack
      @MrRedsjack 7 лет назад +37

      Robotic Nerd if you move it you are cursed to be punched by angry monks

    • @RoboticNerd
      @RoboticNerd 7 лет назад

      MrRedsjack lol true

    • @one-fh1jp
      @one-fh1jp 7 лет назад

      lol even the foundation can't move it

    • @RoboticNerd
      @RoboticNerd 7 лет назад

      ***** IKR... To bad I suck at writing those lol

    • @redtruck911
      @redtruck911 7 лет назад +1

      if you move it then everyone gets angry at you

  • @KingYoite
    @KingYoite 7 лет назад +53

    My only question is WHY is it taking over 90 years for a bunch of old guys to get rid of a stupid ladder? Is one of them just trolling and saying no every time for the lols? ............. cuz I would. xP

    • @xXxSkyViperxXx
      @xXxSkyViperxXx 6 лет назад +10

      cuz when you think about it again. all the old pictures depict the ladder being there for centuries so why just casually move it when you can leave it there for the rest of its existence for its historicity

    • @kalvincastro9042
      @kalvincastro9042 6 лет назад +4

      It might’ve been originally the case, but eventually some people may see it as “important to the building”, but maybe there are those few who say “I’m just tired of this BS ladder, giving us another reason to fight”.

    • @brendancoulter5761
      @brendancoulter5761 5 лет назад

      quite possibly yes.

    • @Eintracht-uy3cz
      @Eintracht-uy3cz 2 года назад +1

      Answering a 4yr old comment, wew.
      You have to imagine, those Churches developed different reasons over time and that ladder started to become a symbol in itself.
      The Catholics for example said at some point that they would agree to move the ladder when they reunite with the Orthodox Churches (which will never happen btw).

  • @F.Castle93
    @F.Castle93 2 года назад +1

    "I think we are due for another one, it should be fun" Made my day for sure . Monks and church officials fist fighting is AWESOME

  • @LiMCRiMZ
    @LiMCRiMZ 2 года назад +2

    Imagine a 24/7 livestream of this ladder where viewers have a very small chance to catch it being moved 🤔

  • @dawnqwerty
    @dawnqwerty 7 лет назад +38

    Atheists using the actions of like 100 people arguing as "proof" against religion. Whoop whoop! Atheists do me proud!

    • @MaceGaming53
      @MaceGaming53 7 лет назад

      lmao ikr

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 7 лет назад +5

      Epcot lp
      those particular people were church leaders at a holy site getting into fistfight over trivialities.
      it's true they don't stand for every person in their respective religions...
      but they do stand for the people they lead, the people who placed them into authoritative posts.
      and I do recall a passage in the bible that basically says all principalities and powers (governments and leaders) are only in power because God allows it.
      so, by extension, they represent god.
      not my god, mind you. the FSM has a pretty big non interference policy.
      still, I won't judge a person based on their religion, family, occupation or even their "friends". That's nonsensical.

    • @notthed0d791
      @notthed0d791 7 лет назад +3

      Sweazii
      BOI!! Pretty funny but Christians do that too ikr so hard to believe

    • @yungmalaria
      @yungmalaria 7 лет назад +1

      literally what

    • @powerLien
      @powerLien 7 лет назад

      FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

  • @michaelmayne6097
    @michaelmayne6097 7 лет назад +75

    Holy shit dude last night when I was watching you , you only had 10k subs now the next night I watch you , you have 11k that's pretty cool dude nice channel growth comrade

    • @Zepherus
      @Zepherus  7 лет назад +4

      Yeah, everything's going a bit fast.

    • @michaelmayne6097
      @michaelmayne6097 7 лет назад

      Zepherus dude I've never had a youtuber reply to me and my first time was within five minutes you don't know how stoked I am but I hope your channel gets the attention it deserves.

    • @Zepherus
      @Zepherus  7 лет назад +3

      Michael V A P O R W A V E I try to read all of my comments, it's getting more difficult by the day but I'm trying. Thanks.

    • @smeg7ds
      @smeg7ds 7 лет назад

      aaaaand now its almost 15k

    • @user-ry2rb2qe4h
      @user-ry2rb2qe4h 7 лет назад

      Woah its already 17k your growing faster than leafy

  • @camoningerland8212
    @camoningerland8212 2 года назад +2

    "It is currently owned by six of the major Christian sects"
    Protestants: Guess I'll die.

  • @childeater7327
    @childeater7327 5 лет назад +4

    What happens if the wind moves something

  • @andresgonzalez1236
    @andresgonzalez1236 7 лет назад +39

    2:40 the holy rumble hahaha

    • @ImReallyDirty
      @ImReallyDirty 7 лет назад +3

      Lysol ONLY ON SMACKDOWN

    • @red__guy
      @red__guy 7 лет назад +3

      Lysol
      Noob mages battle arena

  • @dionysus122
    @dionysus122 7 лет назад +17

    So religions argue about something that is not even remotely related to anything religious.
    Got it.

  • @awesomeferret
    @awesomeferret 3 месяца назад

    The fact that there is a place on this earth where you can be guaranteed to ruin your life by moving a ladder is wild.

  • @Kuppancs.
    @Kuppancs. 6 лет назад +4

    Yehh this is another reason I can add to my list of: Why I keep myself away from religion.

  • @bmastriiux
    @bmastriiux 7 лет назад +46

    Did someone say Jerusalem? DEUS VULT

  • @Andrew22
    @Andrew22 7 лет назад +13

    All that because my nigga wanted to sit in the shade

  • @phaandorpertwee6981
    @phaandorpertwee6981 6 лет назад

    Love this content!

  • @g43s
    @g43s 6 лет назад

    I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this channel before