Why Nobody is EVER Allowed to Move This Ladder

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Комментарии • 24 тыс.

  • @choof.
    @choof. 6 лет назад +65787

    technically the earth is moving so the ladder is moving

    • @AldenFE
      @AldenFE 6 лет назад +9033

      Well if you really want to get technical, the ladder is not at absolute zero, meaning it contains heat, meaning the atoms that made up the ladder are vibrating, hence moving.

    • @obsessivelyoli
      @obsessivelyoli 6 лет назад +3738

      m i n d b l o w n

    • @Wolfsgeist
      @Wolfsgeist 6 лет назад +3184

      But the ladder is not moving relative to the Church, which I think is the idea.

    • @Crayo
      @Crayo 6 лет назад +2792

      Earth broke the law

    • @HBSup
      @HBSup 6 лет назад +2224

      Try explaining that to a Christian though.

  • @eliegbert8121
    @eliegbert8121 4 года назад +23948

    "I killed a man, and you?"
    "I moved a ladder."

  • @beeptherobot9730
    @beeptherobot9730 5 лет назад +7325

    "Hey I need a ladder"
    "Heres the ladder"
    "Where did you get this?"
    "Outside by the window"

    • @chumawave1699
      @chumawave1699 4 года назад +358

      BEEP The Robot You...WHAT!!!

    • @yato.692
      @yato.692 4 года назад +222

      BEEP The Robot Monks: NANI?!

    • @urara-chan8464
      @urara-chan8464 4 года назад +227

      "Stop, you've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!"

    • @alessandromoretti9495
      @alessandromoretti9495 4 года назад +43

      Holy f...

    • @96blocks
      @96blocks 4 года назад +55

      *Oh fuck*

  • @Drakeblood97
    @Drakeblood97 2 года назад +1547

    Seems to me that nobody actually cares if the ladder/chair gets moved, but that each group uses minor things like that as an excuse to say someone violated the agreement to try to gain more ownership.

    • @bestaround3323
      @bestaround3323 2 года назад +35

      I mean basically

    • @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq
      @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq 2 года назад +64

      It really is sad. They share the place for a reason too THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO SHARE, AND COEXIST

    • @UnusuallyLargeCrab
      @UnusuallyLargeCrab 2 года назад +27

      Must be religion

    • @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq
      @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq 2 года назад +15

      @@UnusuallyLargeCrab I fully understand why people are bitter, but I still don't like it it when everybody who's religious is grouped in with the others. Not everybody is the same, and religious is frequently the mode not the source while "activized" atheism is usually religiously polarized and gains its main benefits from it trying to be the polar opposite of the broken system it exists in

    • @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq
      @WhatHappenedIn-vt3vq 2 года назад +10

      @@UnusuallyLargeCrab We can all hypothetically get along, but human nature and how we try bind to social structure just doesn't allow it

  • @SomeRandomUser
    @SomeRandomUser 2 года назад +366

    Monk: _[Moves chair a few inches]_
    Other Monk: *These hands aren't just for praying.*

  • @NickFrmCA1
    @NickFrmCA1 5 лет назад +2992

    #11: "Thou shalt not move the ladder."

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 4 года назад +184

      #12 thou shalt not move thai chair either

    • @hitube1272
      @hitube1272 4 года назад +45

      Though shall make redicouless agreement with thy spiritual brethren , that whomever so wishes to keep thy holy place intact shall feel thy Wrath of human stubbornness.

    • @007kuntasod
      @007kuntasod 4 года назад +5

      NickFrmCA1 but hear this, FUCK.THAT.SHIT

    • @heyitsjadyn836
      @heyitsjadyn836 4 года назад +9

      No no no no no Its
      NON SHALL MOVE DOU LADDER OR DOU SHALL BE SMITED BY DIE GOD

    • @kaiserredgamer8943
      @kaiserredgamer8943 4 года назад +11

      #13 Thou shalt not move anything in the Holy Sepulcher.

  • @Astrobirraio
    @Astrobirraio 4 года назад +2414

    Causes of world wars:
    -Kill an archduke
    -Invasion
    -Ladder

  • @nostradamosgandabar4047
    @nostradamosgandabar4047 2 года назад +583

    I just love human logic: HEY YOU MOVED THIS CHAIR A FEW INCHES WITHOUT ASKING EVERYBODY INVOLVED FOR THEIR AGREEMENT. LET'S START A FIGHT IN THE HOLIEST PLACE OF ALL HOLIEST THE HOLIEST PLACES!!!!!!

    • @eldritchperfection213
      @eldritchperfection213 2 года назад +21

      there are no end to motives if the end is wished

    • @Ashish.1.1
      @Ashish.1.1 2 года назад +8

      yeah humans are dumb, that’s why we are doomed to destroy everything on earth including ourselves

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 2 года назад +3

      @@Ashish.1.1 😔

    • @TheMacC117
      @TheMacC117 2 года назад +11

      Not human logic, religious fanatic logic.

    • @richard35791
      @richard35791 Год назад +1

      Show religion is sucks, progresive morality is the future

  • @Jancuks04
    @Jancuks04 2 года назад +289

    No one else noticed that among all those historical pictures the ladder looks slightly different? They are not the same ladder that was there 300 years ago. So it is more a symbol, not a physical thing. Compare 2:01 and 3:07 with 3:26 and 3:59. Nails and steps are different.

    • @devinwhite1086
      @devinwhite1086 2 года назад +21

      THANK YOU i thought i was the only one

    • @sergeantsainsburys9181
      @sergeantsainsburys9181 2 года назад +14

      Mmmmmm that’s suspicious

    • @blueshoals
      @blueshoals 2 года назад +24

      3:59 is the only one that looks different. The first three examples look pretty identical to me at first glance.

    • @lollybowser
      @lollybowser 2 года назад +31

      "It’s not the original ladder. The original one was old and crumbly so the groups got together and chipped in for a new ladder and replaced it. And there it stands to this day.” found this at a blog entry about travelling there, that's apparently what the tour guide told them.

    • @tkk85
      @tkk85 2 года назад +3

      Woah look at the shadows @2:01 make no sense, checkerboard pattern.

  • @RedoGaming
    @RedoGaming 4 года назад +3052

    Random guy: *puts ladder down to climb into window*
    *300 years later:*

    • @teasipper5136
      @teasipper5136 4 года назад +26

      underrated

    • @soham7510
      @soham7510 4 года назад +28

      Like, literally 😂

    • @superbeltman6197
      @superbeltman6197 4 года назад +24

      Imagine finding out you put up that ladder

    • @bomba7197
      @bomba7197 4 года назад +34

      Butterfly effect

    • @asdkotable
      @asdkotable 4 года назад +16

      Damn, they made them tough 300 years ago!

  • @alexandreman8601
    @alexandreman8601 6 лет назад +2532

    - How did the war start?
    - I moved a ladder.

    • @liz-oz1he
      @liz-oz1he 6 лет назад +64

      *How did the war started*

    • @BigKings
      @BigKings 6 лет назад +3

      liz x3 lmao

    • @alexandreman8601
      @alexandreman8601 6 лет назад +14

      Yeah, I'm dumb

    • @Panda-Face
      @Panda-Face 6 лет назад +23

      Alexandre Man
      I live in israel, I'm DEFINITELY gonna move it!

    • @ImmaBeBored
      @ImmaBeBored 6 лет назад +15

      מתן גורני do it and post it on RUclips

  • @akumayoxiruma
    @akumayoxiruma 2 года назад +219

    This isn't a religious reason, this is just old men of different backgrounds crying over joined ownership. Just have some meetings to discuss your ideas of how to decorate this place and then hire an interior designer for the concept art. This conflict over the church is on the same level of stupidity as my sibling and I fighting over who gets to play Tetris on our shared ownership of a Nokia phone many years ago. It's childish and doesn't do this historic building any justice.

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 2 года назад +3

      No wonder i fudging hate religion, they turn toxic
      Fudge em all

    • @forestreee
      @forestreee 2 года назад

      @@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Indeed, but who would eat the fudge?

  • @pauldarbishire7226
    @pauldarbishire7226 2 года назад +69

    You didn't mention the Church of Abyssinia who have lived and worshiped on the roof since the 1870's.
    The reason they are excluded from the inside of the church is because a fire destroyed the documents which gave them the right of free access to the inside of the building.
    Organised religion - so full of brotherly love!

    • @Opezaculous
      @Opezaculous 2 года назад +6

      oh, at first glance i thought they were worshipping a roof. gotta read that again.

    • @pauldarbishire7226
      @pauldarbishire7226 2 года назад +1

      @@user-iz2cb2kj4g It must be in winter!

    • @kuyachamp7618
      @kuyachamp7618 Год назад

      Have they renewed their application for entrance? Would that mean that all Catholic denominations have to agree whether they'll be allowed to go inside?

    • @pauldarbishire7226
      @pauldarbishire7226 Год назад

      @@Opezaculous not a great grasp of English there!

    • @user-ws7hi7bk3m
      @user-ws7hi7bk3m 9 месяцев назад

      What love u talking about these dumb people are fighting over a ladder

  • @HLXDx
    @HLXDx 4 года назад +1643

    *wind moves the ladder*
    Jerusalem: guess it’s war then

    • @bray4825
      @bray4825 4 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @mihirlavande
      @mihirlavande 4 года назад +29

      I mean, Caligula started a war with the sea so throwing down with air isn't too far fetched.

    • @MitsukiHashiba
      @MitsukiHashiba 4 года назад +9

      *Heretic wind

    • @dragonlight4683
      @dragonlight4683 4 года назад +11

      It's treason then

    • @shadowmagala5967
      @shadowmagala5967 4 года назад +6

      War against Mother Nature

  • @far_centrist
    @far_centrist 5 лет назад +10813

    monks. fighting. in the church. close to where jesus is buried.
    it can't get any better than that.

    • @quentk8886
      @quentk8886 5 лет назад +404

      What if they fought where he was buried instead of near

    • @techhelpportal7778
      @techhelpportal7778 4 года назад +60

      Stop meddling with our elections

    • @far_centrist
      @far_centrist 4 года назад +169

      @@techhelpportal7778 no pic = hoax

    • @aa-zw4un
      @aa-zw4un 4 года назад +397

      I'm not even christian, but that's just fucked up.

    • @etherealcobra9968
      @etherealcobra9968 4 года назад +124

      Not the way i expected monks to act

  • @UochintomWash
    @UochintomWash 2 года назад +17

    this is ladder is like one dark souls boss summoner, move it and you'll be facing the 6 Sacred Ladder Religious Protectors

  • @escala8559
    @escala8559 2 года назад +24

    man seeing monks throwing punches is the funniest shit ever. honestly id move that ladder just to see them fight.

  • @nataliaborys1554
    @nataliaborys1554 4 года назад +2258

    Church: We should all love eachother
    Random dude: *moves the ladder*
    Church: *cracks knuckles* Someone's about to get converted.

    • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
      @VivekYadav-ds8oz 4 года назад +58

      Love it "Someone's about to get converted" 😂

    • @ceasze5072
      @ceasze5072 4 года назад +28

      Someone’s about to get converted to dead

    • @bigpp1540
      @bigpp1540 4 года назад +16

      Someone got converted to pdf

    • @CheseBitez
      @CheseBitez 4 года назад +5

      *holy* shit

    • @spec7501
      @spec7501 4 года назад +3

      More like crucified

  • @enermatrix4053
    @enermatrix4053 6 лет назад +2115

    Moving a ladder - Not acceptable
    All out brawl and fighting - Acceptable

    • @chingu1980
      @chingu1980 5 лет назад +125

      Enermatrix welcome to the hipocritic duality of religion.

    • @timet0rekt
      @timet0rekt 5 лет назад +21

      hypocritic*

    • @ryanchia8764
      @ryanchia8764 5 лет назад +48

      Religion 101

    • @firstnameherelastnamehere7241
      @firstnameherelastnamehere7241 5 лет назад +13

      They made an agreement and they will fight over it. Same will happen if someone breaks the NATO peace treaty.

    • @PinguinodelRio
      @PinguinodelRio 5 лет назад +19

      What Jesus would have wanted

  • @TehFiishy
    @TehFiishy 2 года назад +30

    I have literally never wanted to move anything more than this ladder right now

  • @Raz.C
    @Raz.C 2 года назад +28

    re - 4:00
    That's a different ladder to the one shown earlier at 2:00, for example.
    The ladder shown @ 4:00 has slats cut vertically into the ladder, whereas the ladder shown @ 2:00 has horizontally cut slats. This is MUCH more apparent when you look at the ladder @ 3:05
    The 3:05 ladder is the same as the 2:00 ladder, but very obviously different to the ladder at 4:00
    It appears that someone already IS moving the ladder/ replacing it every so often.

    • @FyoCoutch187
      @FyoCoutch187 2 года назад

      @razar Campbell yeah i noticed that also lol so dumb

    • @scoon2117
      @scoon2117 Год назад +3

      Yeah there's no way any wooden ladder could brave the elements like that for 300 years. It would be dust.

    • @wruff378
      @wruff378 9 месяцев назад

      The ladder is a symbol.

  • @stefanpfleider7291
    @stefanpfleider7291 5 лет назад +8195

    300 years ago...
    Painter 1: Oh crap! I left my ladder back at the church.
    Painter 2: Just go back for it tomorrow. What's the worst that could happen?

    • @abelc2755
      @abelc2755 5 лет назад +461

      Stefan Pfleider 300 years later “it’s holy!”

    • @beedslolkuntus2070
      @beedslolkuntus2070 5 лет назад +179

      Omg sometimes I don’t understand shit in this shitty world

    • @user-bw9jo2iz5s
      @user-bw9jo2iz5s 5 лет назад +119

      *Painter 1 starts a war*
      Painter 1 & 2: Oh N000000!

    • @wilhufftarkin8543
      @wilhufftarkin8543 5 лет назад +22

      @@abelc2755 Did you even watch the video? It's not considered holy.

    • @abelc2755
      @abelc2755 5 лет назад +61

      Carolus Magnus I’m saying another 300 years later some people might see it as a holy ladder

  • @lasolady
    @lasolady 3 года назад +2412

    one of the priests: *moves a chair slightly so he doesn't get blinded by the sun*
    the other denominations: "so you have chosen violence"

    • @chadbear8759
      @chadbear8759 3 года назад +18

      That ladder looks maybe 10 years old

    • @ronmka8931
      @ronmka8931 3 года назад +10

      @@chadbear8759 didnt you see the picture from 1850 that still shows the ladder lmao

    • @chiggen_wings5703
      @chiggen_wings5703 3 года назад +3

      @@ronmka8931 He said "looks".

    • @demacherius1
      @demacherius1 3 года назад +15

      @@ronmka8931 Did you notice that the one in the picture from 1950 looks different? IMO it is not the same.

    • @pilot5a27
      @pilot5a27 3 года назад

      xd

  • @davebeach2343
    @davebeach2343 2 года назад +5

    The perfect example of the most explosive and serious arguments coming from the smallest most petty of circumstances.

  • @EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel
    @EUROPAMusicOfficialChannel Год назад +2

    The funny part to me is that this means the church will crumble and fall eventually without upkeep. These guys cherish their pettiness so much, they are willing to let it destroy a historic place just so they can always be right.

  • @lachiebosman8511
    @lachiebosman8511 4 года назад +1997

    "the earth is moving so the ladder is moving"
    Monks: *starts fist fight with the earth*

    • @lachiebosman8511
      @lachiebosman8511 4 года назад +34

      MANETIT Naj thats why I did the quotation marks

    • @DasaniSaltWater
      @DasaniSaltWater 4 года назад +2

      100th like btw :)

    • @Beyondlimits_400
      @Beyondlimits_400 4 года назад +2

      MANETIT Naj Dummy

    • @kpounder4908
      @kpounder4908 4 года назад +16

      Earth: *You can’t defeat me*
      Monk: I know but he can
      *Shows the ladder*
      Earth: I SURRENDER

    • @ilikedogspepsi22
      @ilikedogspepsi22 4 года назад +3

      Russia,USA,China,uk
      Russia: so you challenge me, WAIT VODKA BREAK. Ok done.
      USA: You will be nuked in the next hour put the alerts right now on TV’S.
      China: You want my military? Ok I’ll invade you.
      UK: OH YOU WANT MY NAVY MATE COME AT IT YEAH BLOODY MATE YOU LIKE THAT?

  • @mrninjapants9008
    @mrninjapants9008 4 года назад +785

    Monk: *Moves chair*
    Every single other monk: "It's treason then."

    • @Cynderfan35
      @Cynderfan35 4 года назад +13

      *huge fist fight after everyone yell reeee*

    • @falcius373
      @falcius373 4 года назад +4

      So you have chosen...death

  • @maximaldinotrap
    @maximaldinotrap 2 года назад +6

    Imagine if the ladder just randomly and inexplicably just fell on its own.

  • @thatguyontheinternet_1097
    @thatguyontheinternet_1097 2 года назад +5

    I suddenly have this overwhelming urge to move the ladder for some reason.

  • @Wizzmane
    @Wizzmane 4 года назад +1776

    April can't be worse
    April: Someone moves a ladder causing ww3

    • @user-kk3nk5zf9s
      @user-kk3nk5zf9s 4 года назад

      Coldheat 1365 No!

    • @OG_CK2018
      @OG_CK2018 4 года назад +1

      Haha 100th like

    • @udayanav2148
      @udayanav2148 4 года назад +9

      this comment did not age well

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 4 года назад +4

      Yo, wtf kinda drugs did you take, kakyoin?

    • @ToluacheLoc
      @ToluacheLoc 4 года назад

      Varkyoin Leader not WWIII the tenth crusade

  • @Scazoid
    @Scazoid 5 лет назад +1659

    God: *moves ladder*
    6 religious: *try to fist fight god*

    • @AmeenkChanel
      @AmeenkChanel 5 лет назад +1

      Garuda 001 stfu

    • @dales787
      @dales787 5 лет назад +69

      You can't remove a ladder if you don't exist.

    • @Smug924
      @Smug924 5 лет назад +30

      _king_of_strange _ stfu

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 5 лет назад +12

      @@AmeenkChanel calm ypur shit down iam joking

    • @blizzyyt2281
      @blizzyyt2281 5 лет назад +8

      Itz Puddle he never said either way dude chill out it’s just a joke

  • @visveshsubramanian2395
    @visveshsubramanian2395 Месяц назад +2

    _"chaos is a ladder"_

  • @vOSTokHistoryTV
    @vOSTokHistoryTV 2 года назад +9

    3:12 a miracle! The ladder wasn't moved for hundreds of years, but still changed its look 3:58 🤔

    • @izawa9211
      @izawa9211 2 года назад +1

      Noone said it wasnt moved

    • @izawa9211
      @izawa9211 2 года назад

      Also noone said they didnt change the ladder cuz why would someone back than give as much shit about a ladder as we do today

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero 2 года назад

      1000 IQ move : the guy who stole the ladder brought back the wrong ladder in order to keep the real one.

    • @user-bx6rn8zl9i
      @user-bx6rn8zl9i 2 года назад +1

      @@Game_Hero that’s a good theory…

  • @RagnarokiaNG
    @RagnarokiaNG 4 года назад +617

    When you start a massive brawl over someone moving a piece of furniture is when you need to re-evaluate the values and priorities of your life.

    • @JeremiahFernandez
      @JeremiahFernandez 4 года назад +2

      @ET Hardcorgamer fight =/= riot

    • @suclox12yearsago56
      @suclox12yearsago56 4 года назад +1

      fernandez have you heard about the pastry war?

    • @mustangdill36
      @mustangdill36 4 года назад +2

      Religion>all religion=our demise.

    • @suclox12yearsago56
      @suclox12yearsago56 4 года назад

      Death *turns head* no.

    • @CattleCluj
      @CattleCluj 4 года назад

      @@mustangdill36 I don't understand that relational equation, or whatever that is. Can you please elaborate?

  • @coloneljayce7630
    @coloneljayce7630 4 года назад +689

    Imagine finishing work on some random project, only to find out that the ladder you forgot to move from the job site will still be in that exact same spot 300 years later.

    • @sowergamingbro5885
      @sowergamingbro5885 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @spookyghost8952
      @spookyghost8952 4 года назад +19

      And it’s the only thing between peace and total war

    • @astafire6810
      @astafire6810 4 года назад +5

      2020 is not the year to learn this fact.

    • @yuichiyh
      @yuichiyh 4 года назад +3

      "finally finished to clean this part"
      Sometime after the law
      "Wait... Where is my ladder?"

    • @James-es1fg
      @James-es1fg 4 года назад +1

      Come on guyssssss I just want my ladder backkkkkk

  • @lollybowser
    @lollybowser 2 года назад +1

    Okay so the pictures show different ladders. I found a testimony online that confirms the ladder was replaced "It’s not the original ladder. The original one was old and crumbly so the groups got together and chipped in for a new ladder and replaced it. And there it stands to this day." so yeah it sounds more like it's kept as a tourist attraction at this point more than any disputed property business.

  • @littoww
    @littoww Год назад +1

    It just classic humanity that in what's supposed to be the worlds holiest site there was an all out brawl. Beautiful 👌

  • @danieljensen2626
    @danieljensen2626 5 лет назад +735

    If you start punching people because someone moved a chair you are not a very good monk...

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 5 лет назад +43

      monk class in rpgs usually punch so they are pretty good monks to me

    • @saymyname2618
      @saymyname2618 5 лет назад +9

      BATMAN
      Diablo 3 Monks kkkk However,their magical power in the fight comes from maintaining their "Inner Peace" ,wich these monks arent really good at.

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 5 лет назад +1

      @@yahiaaymankamaly3518 I was just going to say that haha

    • @mr.amazinggaming1153
      @mr.amazinggaming1153 5 лет назад

      das what I was thinking!!

    • @piazzastudios4251
      @piazzastudios4251 5 лет назад

      It's because every inch of the church is up for a grab unless you defend your area as quickly as possible... it's not about the monk.

  • @jerryfox2960
    @jerryfox2960 4 года назад +2372

    Me: *Breathes*
    *HE MOVED THE HOLY OXYGEN, LETS START A FISTFIGHT*

    • @tristenarctician6910
      @tristenarctician6910 4 года назад +10

      @@n.m.8802 but won't be tracked back to you, only the drone

    • @susult4n
      @susult4n 4 года назад +3

      @@n.m.8802 not if you hide

    • @susult4n
      @susult4n 4 года назад +2

      @@n.m.8802 so i dont ge arrested

    • @susult4n
      @susult4n 4 года назад +5

      @@n.m.8802 biside the ladder lol

    • @susult4n
      @susult4n 4 года назад +3

      @Robloox i have big brain

  • @PIain
    @PIain 2 года назад +3

    Hey ferb, I know what were gonna do today

  • @MoteofVolition
    @MoteofVolition 2 года назад

    Someone needs to move that ladder. Cause the small amount of chaos needed to effect the change and get that building repaired.

  • @someprick7053
    @someprick7053 4 года назад +10871

    Jesus did not get crucified for these fools to act like this.

    • @georgeandrews1394
      @georgeandrews1394 4 года назад +169

      Amen

    • @Chance57
      @Chance57 4 года назад +286

      He likely didn't get crucified at all. No contemporary or unbiased reports of him even existing.

    • @DouglasGross6022
      @DouglasGross6022 4 года назад +138

      @@Chance57 There's that Josephus guy. So, since you're keeping track, one (1).
      Edit: you did stipulate contemporary, so probably zero (0).
      Edit 2: the Romans did crucify many people, so I don't know that we can say that he *likely* was not crucified.

    • @DouglasGross6022
      @DouglasGross6022 4 года назад +17

      Seems more likely it was his fit of anger in the temple.

    • @Chance57
      @Chance57 4 года назад +99

      @@DouglasGross6022 I like to think there was a guy that mostly inspired the story (maybe a couple) but I really don't buy the supernatural stuff.
      Also, just because I like to think that doesn't mean it's true, more complex and deep characters have been created wholesale for fiction.
      4 gospels and no written by anyone who was there and no mentions of him at all until decades after his supposed life? I remain unconvinced if I'm being honest.

  • @cappew22
    @cappew22 6 лет назад +6954

    I'm now very tempted to go move that ladder.

  • @billtwok6864
    @billtwok6864 2 года назад +4

    The ladder seems to have moved about a foot to the right from that old black and white photo. Also several items are missing from that ledge.

  • @nugs2727
    @nugs2727 2 года назад +2

    **moves a ladder**
    Everyone: time to die

  • @Joran2003
    @Joran2003 6 лет назад +397

    Long ago the four nations lived in harmony together but then everything changed when the ladder was moved

  • @Mr6Sinner
    @Mr6Sinner 6 лет назад +7202

    So they all literally agreed to disagree...

    • @andreahl3494
      @andreahl3494 6 лет назад +153

      Uriah Siner You made me spit out my dentures by laughing.

    • @masonslater2076
      @masonslater2076 6 лет назад +2

      Uriah Siner i

    • @timcullens1932
      @timcullens1932 6 лет назад +3

      Wow

    • @smorr139
      @smorr139 6 лет назад +10

      Uriah Siner i laughes out loud in public thanks

    • @Mr6Sinner
      @Mr6Sinner 6 лет назад +6

      Sanctus de Mattis Quantico
      You’re welcome ;)

  • @TheAngrychipmunk96
    @TheAngrychipmunk96 Год назад +1

    I've just returned from Jerusalem, and from a tour of the old city which included a tour of the Church of the holy Sepulchre, and a different explanation about this ladder:
    My guide told us that prior to a few hundred years ago, the church doors were locked by 6pm and noone could enter or leave the church until morning - clergy included. Supposedly the Armenians occupied the second floor area where the ladder is shown. It was used by the clergy to reach the balcony on which it rests to recieve things via bucket and string from their followers on the courtyard below.
    Don't know his explanation more or less correct than that given here, but it's something!

  • @Spherey
    @Spherey 2 года назад +6

    imagine if someone somehow manages to invent a computer mouse that can delete actual items and they decide to delete the ladder first thing after collecting live data of when were there the most people looking at the ladder

    • @Ooffoop
      @Ooffoop 2 года назад

      *”MONKS DECLARE WAR ON GOD”*

  • @lrose1310
    @lrose1310 5 лет назад +668

    Wow talk about butterfly effect. You forget your ladder at some random church and 300 years later it starts a war.

    • @JRAnimationStudios
      @JRAnimationStudios 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @Emilytea
      @Emilytea 5 лет назад +9

      So, the entirety of religion, then.

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 5 лет назад +12

      *looks the ladder after the agreement was signed* ..i knew i shouldnt have lent Frank my ladder..

    • @testcyclerk.6111
      @testcyclerk.6111 5 лет назад +3

      not really what you would call a random church though

    • @B13e
      @B13e 5 лет назад

      Actually, I live right down the street from it and moved it twice. No one said anything because no one fucks with me.

  • @griffinmcinnes2002
    @griffinmcinnes2002 3 года назад +1260

    Everybody in Jerusalem “you can never move this ladder.” Me “wasn’t going to but now I want to.”

    • @1Mountinman
      @1Mountinman 3 года назад +26

      Challenge accepted.

    • @Karen-pk3uv
      @Karen-pk3uv 3 года назад +13

      The ultimate "you ain't the boss of me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ev6558
      @ev6558 3 года назад +20

      There's a ladder in my garage that nobody is allowed to move because it's my ladder in my garage. Not all that special.

    • @Karen-pk3uv
      @Karen-pk3uv 3 года назад +19

      @@ev6558 BUT will your ladder in your garage cause a bunch of monks to riot

    • @DonMomotaro
      @DonMomotaro 3 года назад +15

      @@Karen-pk3uv it might

  • @Nicentoastytoast
    @Nicentoastytoast 2 года назад

    I never knew what I needed to do in life until this video. Thank you.

  • @tmarritt
    @tmarritt 2 года назад +3

    It's litterially a different ladder from when it got stolen.
    The slats have gone from horizontal to vertical.
    I would suggest given its wooden and in full sun its been changed a couple of time or it would just be rotten

  • @AlexandreBugado
    @AlexandreBugado 4 года назад +870

    "I was killed by a serial killer. How did you die?"
    "I took the wrong ladder to my house"

    • @lordofebony816
      @lordofebony816 4 года назад +3

      Alexandre Bugado
      The floor here is made out of floor!

    • @screm1471
      @screm1471 4 года назад

      I... what?

    • @balls3198
      @balls3198 4 года назад

      Not funny didn’t laugh

    • @coconimbus
      @coconimbus 4 года назад +2

      Written and directed by Robert E. Wiede

    • @roshanhemrom4906
      @roshanhemrom4906 4 года назад

      @@coconimbus ur funny 🤭🤭

  • @jaxmatthews2748
    @jaxmatthews2748 3 года назад +589

    Phineas: Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
    Ferb: *You've lost your mind...*

    • @manuelwitrago6511
      @manuelwitrago6511 2 года назад +2

      ...should have read further. Just placed something similar.

    • @johnvincent4555
      @johnvincent4555 2 года назад +20

      Candace: Mommmm! Phineas and Ferb are moving the ladder!

    • @SneakTheOcto
      @SneakTheOcto 2 года назад +19

      @@johnvincent4555 “Candace, how would the boys even get to Jerusalem?”

    • @Phonixrmf
      @Phonixrmf Год назад

      Perry: _platypus noises_

    • @pranav.m.warrier7407
      @pranav.m.warrier7407 Год назад +1

      @@SneakTheOcto Perry da platypussy: "kataka-kataka-kat"🦫

  • @meik7436
    @meik7436 2 года назад +1

    Humans: DO NOT MOVE IT
    Earthquake: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @adipratapsinghaps
    @adipratapsinghaps 2 года назад +2

    If I get to meet that cop at 4:35, I will move the ladder.

  • @SeanPAllen
    @SeanPAllen 4 года назад +767

    Some dude: *falls onto the ladder when repairing the roof*
    All of Christianity: "Time to start a crusade"

    • @izay6081
      @izay6081 4 года назад +2

      666th like 😳

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 4 года назад

      @Chicken Boi Vikings: Time To sail to the Britons

    • @Stellar001100
      @Stellar001100 4 года назад +1

      When the pope's latest tweet is *DEUS VULT.*

  • @pmcgarrey
    @pmcgarrey 3 года назад +1512

    I just want to buy one of those ladders, 300 years and it's still sturdy.

    • @ndaemon1718
      @ndaemon1718 3 года назад +89

      well.. i wouldnt put my weight on it and test it out lets put it that way lol. but it looks fine lol

    • @TheKrislaf
      @TheKrislaf 3 года назад +112

      Seriously. Im kinda shocked someone managed to lift it through that window without the ladder falling apart from centuries of rot and exposure to the elements.

    • @user-px7kx2gp1b
      @user-px7kx2gp1b 3 года назад +351

      @@TheKrislaf the ladder isn't allowed to rot unless said 6 christian denominations agree to it

    • @TheDiego908
      @TheDiego908 2 года назад +47

      @@user-px7kx2gp1b Now I'm picturing all 6 representatives sitting on a table with God and asking him not to let the ladder rot

    • @jeebuschristos8423
      @jeebuschristos8423 2 года назад +85

      It's literally not the same ladder... compare the shot from 4:03 with 3:12... the new ladder has flat footrests that go along the entire leg... the original one's footrests are just flat pieces nailed to the legs' fronts...

  • @mk_57
    @mk_57 2 года назад

    4:16
    Kudos to the bravery of this guy 😂😂
    Disappeared for a few weeks 😂

  • @donpatterson9298
    @donpatterson9298 2 года назад +1

    The ladder has been replaced. 3:58 old and 4:08 new. I'd bet money this has been done more then once.

  • @stpidstuff
    @stpidstuff 4 года назад +1954

    "Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!"

    • @firekram
      @firekram 3 года назад +119

      This goes one of 2 ways...
      "Aren't you a little young to be starting a holy war?"
      And
      "Aren't you a little young to be unifying the Cristian faith?"

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 3 года назад +7

      I forgot this existed

    • @Wanking_wanker
      @Wanking_wanker 3 года назад +4

      Oh no

    • @skevengerfan3607
      @skevengerfan3607 3 года назад +2

      What phineas?

    • @ChristopherMangels
      @ChristopherMangels 3 года назад +5

      @@firekram You're so busted...!

  • @T0mN7
    @T0mN7 4 года назад +253

    "Nothing is physically preventing you from moving the ladder:"
    *The 6 holy snipers that constantly watch the ladder:* Yeah, about that...

    • @traceyjacobsen8544
      @traceyjacobsen8544 4 года назад +10

      "It is said they have been there with those very snipers for years..."
      "When was the ladder there again?"
      "No idea"
      "Presuming a very long time ago where did they get snipers from way back then?"
      "I- have no idea..."

    • @RadMadLad
      @RadMadLad 4 года назад +10

      Snipers a good job, mate.

    • @hazmatt3250
      @hazmatt3250 4 года назад +2

      “Holy snipers” 😂😂

    • @kitkat47chrysalis95
      @kitkat47chrysalis95 4 года назад +3

      "yo im a delivery guy for UPS, whats your job?" ... ... ... "holy sniper"

  • @gabecollins5585
    @gabecollins5585 2 года назад +1

    Imagine wind just blows the ladder off and everyone starts punching and shooting at the air

  • @EricTheBroBean
    @EricTheBroBean 2 года назад +1

    Never have i been so tempted at stealing a ladder..

  • @aviza12
    @aviza12 5 лет назад +853

    Monks are known to be the best class for hand to hand combat.

  • @encryptacat8817
    @encryptacat8817 4 года назад +268

    “It’s kinda warm in here. Can we open a window?” 2/6 of the groups: “No, absolutely not, burn”

  • @RegebroRepairs
    @RegebroRepairs 2 года назад +1

    I love how the ladder is not allowed to be moved. But somehow it's been replaced at least once. :-)

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 2 года назад +1

    If I ever go there and end up by the ladder I might just pick it up and throw it off the edge just to see the chaos insue lol

  • @sherlocksleuther5437
    @sherlocksleuther5437 4 года назад +622

    Monk: Moves chair into the shade.
    Cuphead announcer: “A BRAWL IS SURELY BREWING!”

  • @fangtastic2033
    @fangtastic2033 5 лет назад +642

    Monk: *Moves Chair*
    Other Monks: You Just Activated My Trap Card!

  • @leffersuckit2818
    @leffersuckit2818 2 года назад +1

    I just imagine the coptic monk moving the chair like 2millimeters and some dude just does a flying jump kick before all hell breaks loose

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 2 года назад +1

    @RealLifeLore - Um... Has anyone looked closely at the images and photos of the ladder? That's NOT the original ladder. I'm guessing it's at least version 2 or 3. Here is what I've spotted in the images in your video:
    3:09 - Ladder shown has dado notches cut into the ladder and nails holding the cross members in place with the side rails.
    3:27 - ladder shown has cross members nailed to the front of the side rails.
    3:58 - Ladder shown has notches cut into the front of the side rails, and the cross members nailed into the notches in the front of the side rails.

  • @ThePcorpuz
    @ThePcorpuz 5 лет назад +845

    “Chaos is a ladder”
    - Lord Petyr Baelish

  • @bland8792
    @bland8792 4 года назад +351

    Imagine warshiping someone who was against hurting other humans yet starting a fist fight about a dude moving a chair slightly because he didnt ask you

    • @hooligan740
      @hooligan740 4 года назад

      worship

    • @swefress
      @swefress 4 года назад +2

      worshipping*

    • @duckve0322
      @duckve0322 4 года назад +3

      bro you should edit that typo before everyone in the comments are talking about that

    • @BenDover-ht5nv
      @BenDover-ht5nv 4 года назад +3

      It’s very ass backwards there’s plenty of religions that haven’t gone to war like Buddhists they usually try to better themselves and not try to jam there religion down your throat or physically fight you for haveing other beliefs

    • @malink2658
      @malink2658 4 года назад +2

      Wait a second!
      God is against hurting humans?
      ...wat?

  • @MCFC_EDITZ
    @MCFC_EDITZ 2 года назад +4

    Me: Why would someone move that?
    Also me: Books flight to Jerusalem*

  • @revivingclips1710
    @revivingclips1710 Год назад +1

    Imagine a powerful storm comes and pushes the ladder to fall.

  • @bensharp6759
    @bensharp6759 6 лет назад +8994

    Anyone else REALLY wanna move that ladder?

    • @xxkatarzyna1109
      @xxkatarzyna1109 6 лет назад +268

      Ben Sharp same i'm literally dying to 😅

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 6 лет назад +460

      It's become my new life goal

    • @wolfram2272
      @wolfram2272 6 лет назад +368

      Ben Sharp contemplating going there and moving it one fucking millimeter in the dead of night so no one ever knows but me.
      Or you can just flat out crack the thing in half and watch the world burn after.

    • @devoicedmusic
      @devoicedmusic 6 лет назад +153

      well at least watch Jerusalem burn, which…would maybe not be a bad thing. Too many "holy" sites for too many religious fanatics in one place.

    • @LadyLexyStarwatcher
      @LadyLexyStarwatcher 6 лет назад +117

      Urge to go there, move it, and burn it so it can't be put back. This sort of thing is stupid and the exact opposite of what Jesus taught...

  • @vladimirputin3426
    @vladimirputin3426 3 года назад +584

    "what are you in for?"
    "ran over a couple kids, how 'bout you?"
    "moved a chair into the shade"
    *shuffles away*

    • @feexy41
      @feexy41 3 года назад +8

      You monster

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 3 года назад +3

      And then they beat the crap out of the infidel

    • @kalshibakode2187
      @kalshibakode2187 3 года назад +1

      "Brian there are some really bad people in here!!"

  • @sarryhattar1952
    @sarryhattar1952 2 года назад +1

    That's one hell of a good craftsmanship that did that ladder.... u buy one these days and they dont last a year

  • @erickrodriguez8818
    @erickrodriguez8818 2 года назад +1

    Someone: kicks some dirt inside the church
    Monks: and I took that personally

  • @kangaskhan7164
    @kangaskhan7164 5 лет назад +500

    *ok but what if there’s a giant earthquake in Jerusalem*

    • @rizzyVX
      @rizzyVX 5 лет назад +78

      Kangas Khan punch the ground

    • @yelansdeodorant2026
      @yelansdeodorant2026 4 года назад +27

      Monks protesting over Earthquakes

    • @chrisschoenthaler5184
      @chrisschoenthaler5184 4 года назад +26

      Kangas Khan I suppose they would say “God moved the ladder.” So nobody is allowed to get mad, since he is the one common part of all 6 religious orders that control the ladder.

    • @awkwardperson_yt8765
      @awkwardperson_yt8765 4 года назад +12

      arrest the earthquake

    • @DanGothi
      @DanGothi 4 года назад +8

      Than god moved it. And probably all 6 christianities will have to sit together and think how to repair the damage so the ladder will be irrelevant.

  • @yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466
    @yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 2 года назад +1062

    *Moves ladder one centimeter*
    Everyone else:
    "I kick ass for the Lord!"

    • @finnishfatman
      @finnishfatman 2 года назад +21

      This calls for a divine intervention!

    • @tudorlazarescu7625
      @tudorlazarescu7625 2 года назад +7

      They r just idiots , im sorry damn. Im Christian but not idiot=))))

    • @iamjosipbroztitoyousussybaka
      @iamjosipbroztitoyousussybaka 2 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @platonbelyalov8267
      @platonbelyalov8267 2 года назад +6

      That’s why religion should be fucking banned, a chair is moved by an inch, 6 people get beat up like wtf

    • @granhei
      @granhei 2 года назад +6

      @@platonbelyalov8267 then you shouldnt exist then since religion cultivated civiliziation

  • @Mountain_Drew
    @Mountain_Drew Год назад +1

    Imagine each party leader going to bed during a windy night only to wake up to the ladder being slightly shifted. Who would be blamed, what would the fight look like, and where can I buy tickets?

  • @iam_ahumans7851
    @iam_ahumans7851 2 года назад +1

    “So what did you do to get into here?”
    “I moved a ladder”
    “DUDE WTF”

  • @w0nd3r42
    @w0nd3r42 5 лет назад +1111

    the ladder adds +5 defense.

    • @user-uk9ss8gi5n
      @user-uk9ss8gi5n 5 лет назад +8

      Found this funnier than I should've 😂

    • @turtlejr8911
      @turtlejr8911 5 лет назад +5

      I moved it 1mm micrometer
      *100 Sneak*

    • @Biden_is_demented
      @Biden_is_demented 5 лет назад +5

      "Monks" and "fist fight". Now there´s 3 words you never see together!

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 5 лет назад +3

      @@Biden_is_demented You've obviously never played World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria 😆

    • @Biden_is_demented
      @Biden_is_demented 5 лет назад

      I was talking about real life, not fantasy. And no, i never did play the pandas, because i wised up and quit the bloody game well in advance. My wallet was most grateful. :)

  • @aconfusedlesbian6361
    @aconfusedlesbian6361 5 лет назад +915

    *wind moves ladder*
    *everyone trying to fistfight the air*

    • @AcTive_AK
      @AcTive_AK 5 лет назад +11

      I wanna make a joke but I can't think of any

    • @roar2production733
      @roar2production733 5 лет назад +7

      Deadgamer77789 Ac_K this jesus moves lader

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 5 лет назад +4

      Roar 2 hsu I imagine if you made that argument to them they’d actually accept it ngl

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton 5 лет назад +11

      Fistfighting the air sounds like a rave party. Imagine the Ethiopian Orthodox church having a rave party on Jerusalem.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 5 лет назад +2

      This sounds similar to my comment....

  • @tripn2934
    @tripn2934 2 года назад +1

    Teacher: so what’s your guy’s plans for break?
    Me: 😈🪜

  • @a.i.n.8476
    @a.i.n.8476 2 года назад +1

    the window cleaner is still looking for his ladder.

  • @BouncingSquare1
    @BouncingSquare1 4 года назад +309

    brain: "move it"
    but why?
    brain: *"just do it!"*

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon 4 года назад +11

      fun fact, that desire happens because of 2 specific factors:
      humans are curious
      humans like free will
      It's LITERALLY "I'm gonna prove you wrong!" and "You can't tell me what to do!". Go figure.

    • @voidheart069
      @voidheart069 4 года назад +1

      @@shinymainespoon i see you know the behavior of humans, hmm.

    • @jokrwx3
      @jokrwx3 4 года назад +3

      @@voidheart069 he is an aline that study humens

    • @nigdatpipes
      @nigdatpipes 4 года назад +2

      smart username and profile pic

    • @AShadow_999
      @AShadow_999 4 года назад +2

      So you have chosen death?

  • @aluthr
    @aluthr 2 года назад

    The building: oops some of my parts fell off because im not sturdy anymore
    *_War: starts_*

  • @dhanushgopan4957
    @dhanushgopan4957 Год назад

    That right hand by the red monk at 2:50 is spot on..🤣
    He is savage af

  • @DanielGonzalezL
    @DanielGonzalezL 5 лет назад +473

    That's exactly opposite of what Jesus would want them to do

    • @Devils1674
      @Devils1674 5 лет назад +56

      Exactly. Jesus the Mexican gardener left that ladder there for a reason

    • @ProfTydrim
      @ProfTydrim 4 года назад +9

      Who cares what that arab jew would want.

    • @AhmedSaeed-ce5lf
      @AhmedSaeed-ce5lf 4 года назад +20

      Peter Seidel 2.18 billion Christians want to know your location

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 4 года назад +25

      Jesus: "Oh dad, I hope noone fights over anything silly, like a ladder or something."
      People: "You hear that? He said something about fighting over something silly, like a ladder or something."

    • @malta7406
      @malta7406 4 года назад +1

      Sadly, thus seems to be the case with many members of the church, and leaders. It’s disappointing, and it makes it difficult to find a good church to call home.

  • @antiquet3301
    @antiquet3301 4 года назад +584

    It's sad that their disagreements are sending such an important building into a state of decay. I hope they feel bad when the walls start to cave in.

    • @carlosdgutierrez6570
      @carlosdgutierrez6570 4 года назад +74

      They will start to blame each other and fist fight over it.

    • @demonguy5082
      @demonguy5082 4 года назад +17

      Fist fight again?
      Yes

    • @LawF250
      @LawF250 4 года назад +9

      I'm not even religious, but that's really sad and pathetic.

    • @JeanPaulB
      @JeanPaulB 4 года назад +3

      Wouldn't be a great loss if they were all inside when it happened... >.>

    • @jroberts3327
      @jroberts3327 4 года назад +1

      Kind of poetic...

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune 2 года назад

    "You might start a riot, or a war"
    That implies there is no war going on

  • @N0TAN1M3
    @N0TAN1M3 Год назад +1

    The ladder has been there longer than pretty much everyone watching this video.

  • @nick3xtremegaming212
    @nick3xtremegaming212 4 года назад +440

    Person in church: *Touches Anything*
    You've provoked a gang war

  • @boywcurtains7355
    @boywcurtains7355 3 года назад +502

    imagine you accidentally left your ladder there and can’t get it back without starting a war

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 3 года назад +7

      I would move it, I don't care, they're just stupid... they can kill each other all the way to extinction, see if I give a damn

    • @vokden8818
      @vokden8818 3 года назад +8

      @@ArinJager1 yeah let's start a war between the orthodox church and the catholic.Nothing bad will happen at all.

    • @sleepyartist6040
      @sleepyartist6040 3 года назад +7

      I agree I just want my damn ladder

    • @liamreynolds2225
      @liamreynolds2225 3 года назад +4

      @@ArinJager1 found the school shooter rawr xD

    • @jayeli188
      @jayeli188 3 года назад +3

      @Absins he acts like he’s in an anime lmao

  • @mrkrabstinysadviolin1400
    @mrkrabstinysadviolin1400 2 года назад

    The only thing I want to move more than this ladder is the skillshare ads off of this channel.

  • @YashMezzala
    @YashMezzala 2 года назад +1

    Seeing priests and monks fight is so funny