Catching a whole lot of pythons!

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @robertlox9638
    @robertlox9638 2 месяца назад +11901

    As a fellow Floridian, I just want to say that booping a cottonmouth is purely insane. This man isn’t just Florida man, he’s a new breed.

    • @vnleao
      @vnleao 2 месяца назад +776

      He IS the invasive species, and he’s come to yoink and boop his way to the top of the snake-chain

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv 2 месяца назад

      Cotton mouths aren't even aggressive. People in the south act like they're rattlers or something and they're not.

    • @randomguy2447
      @randomguy2447 2 месяца назад +149

      I mean he tapped it’s tail, not its head, sure this isn’t the best idea but the chances they can come around fast enough are slim. Also cottonmouth bites are rarely fatal, just a trip to the ER

    • @retrobeans24
      @retrobeans24 2 месяца назад +96

      I really like how you guys think cottonmouths are scary, could just be because I’m Australian but a snake that doesn’t even kill you isn’t scary to me.

    • @janz3459
      @janz3459 2 месяца назад +331

      ​@@retrobeans24aye it may not kill you but hospital bills in the america will

  • @h4nkh4tchk1ns9
    @h4nkh4tchk1ns9 3 месяца назад +7121

    At this point, every python in Florida is gonna have a fight or flight response just from hearing the word *YOINK*

    • @MathewCrawford-u2c
      @MathewCrawford-u2c 3 месяца назад +18

      😂😂😂😂

    • @xenoplayspl6239
      @xenoplayspl6239 3 месяца назад +55

      bold of you to assume that they already don't

    • @kaigunman1123
      @kaigunman1123 3 месяца назад +60

      No they won't.there won't be any python who escaped to spread the tale of the great yoinkening

    • @WardenSpectreCommander
      @WardenSpectreCommander 3 месяца назад +6

      It's a dude on Instagram cooking them

    • @luizmarinho6138
      @luizmarinho6138 3 месяца назад +8

      And it will be embedded in the DNA of next generations

  • @Yuritarted-c6v
    @Yuritarted-c6v 3 месяца назад +55763

    Imagine being a snake in the Everglades and you hear Y O I N K

  • @pienoaji
    @pienoaji 2 месяца назад +1310

    fellow conservation worker here! Thank you for helping in cleaning up the everglades!!!

    • @DeliMeatTree
      @DeliMeatTree 2 месяца назад

      Now time to clear up the most invasive species of all, humans.

    • @davidmsefer6367
      @davidmsefer6367 2 месяца назад +32

      You as good as him bro? Is what he does normal for you guys, or is he insane? Pretty curious, i don't mean to pose any offense when i say that. Simple curiosity.

    • @ChoroKaSamundar
      @ChoroKaSamundar 2 месяца назад

      ​@@davidmsefer6367u made me curious too

    • @pienoaji
      @pienoaji 2 месяца назад

      @@davidmsefer6367 he's insane lol most of the work I do is far more mundane and systematic

    • @pienoaji
      @pienoaji 2 месяца назад +78

      @@davidmsefer6367 he's crazy lol, my work isn't as cool. we do things a lot more systematically and methodically at my job, and I rarely get to just YOINK. When I do though, it's really fun.

  • @Notokdario
    @Notokdario 3 месяца назад +15571

    He will not rest, he won't sleep he won't eat until every single python has been *yoinked*

    • @xavier6130
      @xavier6130 3 месяца назад +278

      Don't tell anyone I said this, but the pythons in the Everglades are free! You can take them home. I have 984 pythons in my mobile home.

    • @wittyithink9109
      @wittyithink9109 3 месяца назад +79

      I mean, he's probably making some good ass money, being as good at this as he is.

    • @blamecap216
      @blamecap216 3 месяца назад +41

      Invasive pythons

    • @arsyam_7
      @arsyam_7 3 месяца назад

      *until he got that 20 footer phyton/anaconda

    • @MattHadder
      @MattHadder 3 месяца назад

      They will never be gone. It's too late. Like the wild boars roaming the south and that European ivy that the US government has been trying to get rid of for 100 years.

  • @_Potat_
    @_Potat_ 3 месяца назад +7040

    "Aww he's giving me little kisses"
    Hatchling:"UNHAND ME"

    • @davidblackman1586
      @davidblackman1586 2 месяца назад +13

      hahahahaha

    • @billdaniels5813
      @billdaniels5813 2 месяца назад +3

      I’ve seen something like this on a site that’s name ends in hub.

    • @bling__brute6048
      @bling__brute6048 2 месяца назад +17

      All of the snakes and reptiles this man “yoinks” scream at him like “ooh frog- ARGHHBBB UNHAND ME HUMAN! LET ME GO, FIEND!”

    • @veronicakearley2552
      @veronicakearley2552 2 месяца назад +7

      @@billdaniels5813bro 💀💀💀

    • @briant9900
      @briant9900 2 месяца назад

      ​@@billdaniels5813GrubHub? 😂

  • @CrystascaleProductions869
    @CrystascaleProductions869 2 месяца назад +5928

    "Jim... did you just hear a yoink nearby too?"
    "Jim?"
    "JIM!?"

  • @a_LaLi_LuLe_Lo
    @a_LaLi_LuLe_Lo 2 месяца назад +387

    I’m always glad to see this guy randomly pop back up in my algorithm cause it tells me he’s still alive with these shenanigans 😂

    • @GenaB-iy6dd
      @GenaB-iy6dd 2 месяца назад +4

      Me too

    • @ArianaAshham
      @ArianaAshham 2 месяца назад +3

      Me too 😮‍💨

    • @TheKayech
      @TheKayech 2 месяца назад +6

      Random proof of life videos

    • @fernandoflores6136
      @fernandoflores6136 Месяц назад

      Yeah haven't seen one of these pop up lately. Glad he's still at it. I wonder if that blonde south african traveler is still alive ? Hmm

    • @frankspencer1741
      @frankspencer1741 Месяц назад

      Wow you getten um.

  • @ZaiDawodu
    @ZaiDawodu 3 месяца назад +2987

    Imagine being a snake fighting for your life and you just hear him say aww he gave me a little kiss. No hope left

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 3 месяца назад +45

      “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @Dutch-Z
      @Dutch-Z 3 месяца назад +15

      Dragon ball plot

  • @carlg4544
    @carlg4544 3 месяца назад +2681

    Python 1: "I hear yoinks getting closer."
    Python 2: "Yeah me too. Aye Jerry you hearing this?........Jerry??"

    • @Pianomonium
      @Pianomonium 3 месяца назад +86

      Python Jerry: SAVE YOURSELVES! I’VE SEEN IT GRAB TEN OF US AT ONCE, AND IT’LL DO IT AGAIN!

    • @Torch-Productions
      @Torch-Productions 3 месяца назад +41

      I’m just imagining Jerry getting water boarded in the process of interrogation regarding the 20-footer

    • @LeovaBonife
      @LeovaBonife 3 месяца назад +20

      Python 2:JERRY WHERE AR-(gets yoinked) save yourselfs!!!! Aaggghh!!
      Python jerry:HELPM- (gets yoinked)aaaggghhhhh!
      Python 1:revenge!!!!!! Aghh! (Gets yoinked) Frick you yoinky!

    • @dominiqueritchey6795
      @dominiqueritchey6795 3 месяца назад +3

      I love this

    • @richarddevenezia8186
      @richarddevenezia8186 3 месяца назад +2

      Farside...Yoink

  • @matthewtschetter1953
    @matthewtschetter1953 3 месяца назад +31144

    "Look at all the mosquitos on my leg, I love it" This guy gives mosquitos maleria.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 3 месяца назад +370

      He too is their souls

    • @kaitlynjohanson
      @kaitlynjohanson 3 месяца назад +70

      😂😂😂

    • @excalibur493
      @excalibur493 3 месяца назад +220

      Bro had me pull out the CBD lotion for that one, I'm allergic af.

    • @bassfishing71
      @bassfishing71 3 месяца назад +214

      not enough bug spray for me to be out there id be in a dam bug suit with a knight’s armor lol

    • @RemixOfTheVoid
      @RemixOfTheVoid 3 месяца назад +29

      Yes. Retribution for their crimes! Lol

  • @no-pajamapanda8548
    @no-pajamapanda8548 2 месяца назад +107

    "So what did you do last night?"
    "Yoinked some snakes."
    "What?"

  • @reversenoobz1
    @reversenoobz1 3 месяца назад +14991

    "Why you running away buddy, where's that 20 footer?"
    Cottonmouth: Stay away from me!

    • @ThatGuy10112
      @ThatGuy10112 3 месяца назад +64

      🤣🤣

    • @diasbrittannia
      @diasbrittannia 3 месяца назад +160

      He was frl running away for his life😭🙏

    • @dkyd14327
      @dkyd14327 3 месяца назад +164

      He's heard some rumors about the yoink

    • @TheSid2355
      @TheSid2355 3 месяца назад +44

      Don’t you touch me!

    • @fumezfury9755
      @fumezfury9755 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂

  • @Alex-wt9nf
    @Alex-wt9nf 3 месяца назад +1938

    “ I did a lot of yoinking in this video” dude out here snacking up these reptiles like they owe him money 😂🤣💀

    • @nikmartin607
      @nikmartin607 3 месяца назад +40

      Well he does get paid getting rid of the invasive species so they kinda do in a way

    • @katerinachelmis568
      @katerinachelmis568 3 месяца назад +22

      He demands to speak to their leader

    • @sarteron
      @sarteron 3 месяца назад +10

      Id imagine each of those pythons were clubbed minutes after recording them.

    • @petthequeenofmaddness8592
      @petthequeenofmaddness8592 3 месяца назад

      @@sarteron why do you think they have a pile of them

    • @sarteron
      @sarteron 3 месяца назад

      @@petthequeenofmaddness8592 I never said there was a a pile. They don’t live long enough to congregate in a pile

  • @DZMegamind
    @DZMegamind 2 месяца назад +1051

    am pretty sure every animal in the Everglades knows this guy on a first-name basis

    • @ijuhi
      @ijuhi 2 месяца назад +10

      The ones that don't only know his name through fireside legends.

    • @foldometry290
      @foldometry290 2 месяца назад +7

      or by the "yoink man"

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 2 месяца назад +8

      That gator had a look that said, "hey Dave. Don't fucking yoink me again." 🤣

    • @lillyann2042
      @lillyann2042 2 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @KristyMurray-s9n
      @KristyMurray-s9n 2 месяца назад +2

      He's yoinked all or atleast someone they know lol

  • @Peacecontrol13574
    @Peacecontrol13574 2 месяца назад +22

    The fact that this man is brave enough to yoink random snakes and lizards and petting swamp puppy’s all going barefoot is wild.💀

  • @_Korinzu
    @_Korinzu 3 месяца назад +1203

    This man grew up watching Steve Irwin and decided he was the perfect role model.

    • @VanguardSupreme
      @VanguardSupreme 3 месяца назад +29

      Well, you could definitely do a lot worse as role models go!

    • @Max_Griswald
      @Max_Griswald 3 месяца назад +38

      It's like Steve Erwin and Jackass had a baby...

    • @swagtachiuchiha1501
      @swagtachiuchiha1501 3 месяца назад +7

      That's a normal reaction to watching Steve

    • @sovietrussia3599
      @sovietrussia3599 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Max_Griswaldong

    • @PopeAdopE420
      @PopeAdopE420 3 месяца назад +1

      I mean it doesn't get too much better.

  • @DogemojiPTCG
    @DogemojiPTCG 3 месяца назад +1503

    This guy honestly turned removing invasive species into a RPG game with a bossfight with the 20ft burmese python

    • @Real28
      @Real28 3 месяца назад +42

      And his XP is off the charts already. He's done SO MANY side quests.

    • @DogemojiPTCG
      @DogemojiPTCG 3 месяца назад +22

      @@Real28 Fr. He respawned every miniboss hundreds of times. By the time he finds the 20ft python, he's gonna be the boss

    • @dimaknopf
      @dimaknopf 3 месяца назад +6

      And my parents say video games are a waste of time. Now I got my dad playing MLB he'll never go back the darkness has swallowed him.

    • @stupidemokid182
      @stupidemokid182 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah he’s at least a level 5 ranger at this point for sure

    • @Donald_Turnip
      @Donald_Turnip 3 месяца назад +2

      Dude, those are SERIOUS CASH hunting pythons in the everglades. HUGE money.
      You were looking at like 2 grand in a couple hours of hunting pythons.

  • @Vincentovich89
    @Vincentovich89 3 месяца назад +1959

    That swamp puppy was just frozen by the fear of being 'Yoinked' himself.

  • @mohamedfaeezds123
    @mohamedfaeezds123 Месяц назад +8

    This lad: - Yoinks some snakes -
    The snakes: - P A N I K -

  • @SuperSilver7591
    @SuperSilver7591 2 месяца назад +266

    Not only is he in the Everglades, at NIGHT grabbing snakes BUT HE ALSO DOES IT BAREFOOT

    • @inthelandofmorethansmall7582
      @inthelandofmorethansmall7582 2 месяца назад +18

      While also donating blood to the needy mosquitoes! ❤❤❤

    • @jamesshaw4272
      @jamesshaw4272 2 месяца назад +5

      @@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 and he LOVES it hahahaha

    • @ernesthill4017
      @ernesthill4017 2 месяца назад +4

      I hope he doesn't end up like Steve Irwin did 😢

  • @0hJay
    @0hJay 3 месяца назад +959

    Bro is back in his natural habitat giving those creatures PTSD

  • @Vartazian360
    @Vartazian360 2 месяца назад +939

    Bro IS the invasive species 💀

  • @davidwalker2057
    @davidwalker2057 2 месяца назад +3

    Boop... Yoink... I'm crying... he also gets a lot of kisses!!

  • @deathisnear6702
    @deathisnear6702 2 месяца назад +1230

    This guy hasn't been on my feed for a while.Glad you're still alive bro👍

    • @cram8173
      @cram8173 2 месяца назад +25

      Clearly the voice is just the channel owner and they train winter soldier Yoinkers to replace each other when they kick the bucket every couple weeks

    • @deathisnear6702
      @deathisnear6702 2 месяца назад +9

      @@cram8173 ahhhh... now that makes more sense!

    • @Nathan-en9dn
      @Nathan-en9dn 2 месяца назад +3

      @@cram8173 Thanks for explaining, because I was sure he died a while ago...

    • @ninachkah13
      @ninachkah13 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂​@@cram8173

  • @adventurianist2580
    @adventurianist2580 3 месяца назад +1829

    Literally you are an IRL Pokemon trainer, just casually yoinking and booping any wild beasts.

    • @jettajerms942
      @jettajerms942 3 месяца назад +20

      Legend has it the creator of Pokémon took inspiration from this man. he is the original Pokémon trainer

    • @shadowofthestarsdespair
      @shadowofthestarsdespair 3 месяца назад +5

      And he cant fight them cus he is a safari zone lol only yoniks amd mud toss

  • @aidendebruler
    @aidendebruler 3 месяца назад +2967

    “your not going anywhere”-“you’re invasive you gotta go” all in the same sentence😂😂

    • @Mike-mf6pc
      @Mike-mf6pc 3 месяца назад +12

      Wow you caught him on a technicality!

    • @otheocentral
      @otheocentral 3 месяца назад +9

      First use is ref travelling distance ie going somewhere, second use gotta go is ref ex life/ to the afterlife 😅

    • @courtland7236
      @courtland7236 3 месяца назад

      Don’t you know the difference between your and you’re??? So annoying how dumb people are

    • @Luka-cb7mh
      @Luka-cb7mh 3 месяца назад +3

      Have you ever heard of the word “you’re”?

    • @troublesometribbles
      @troublesometribbles 3 месяца назад +8

      Sounds about like our border policies.

  • @rakshithprajwal5069
    @rakshithprajwal5069 2 месяца назад +3

    MOSQUITOES?!?!?! I LOVE IT!?!?!? Absolute Madlad!!!

  • @mushaymkhan
    @mushaymkhan 3 месяца назад +693

    Him standing next to that giant alligator BAREFOOT has given my sleep paralysis demon a sleep paralysis demon.

    • @Rikitiik
      @Rikitiik 3 месяца назад +6

      “…standing next to that giant alligator”AT NIGHT!

    • @adriaanjansevanrensburg164
      @adriaanjansevanrensburg164 3 месяца назад +11

      Your sleep paralysis demon is about to get YOINKED

    • @Napoleon_dynamite
      @Napoleon_dynamite 3 месяца назад +1

      I meanyou gatta realize the shoe becomes absolutely useless when it comes to alligators that shoe is not making a difference

    • @ciaraMaeGatchalian
      @ciaraMaeGatchalian 3 месяца назад +1

      Bro's Given His Sleep paralysis Demon A Lucid Dream Angel.

    • @phoenixgaming454
      @phoenixgaming454 3 месяца назад

      ​@@adriaanjansevanrensburg164 lookit we have here, a sleep paralysis demon..yooiiink😂

  • @El_gato2361
    @El_gato2361 3 месяца назад +603

    "yoink" is the most feared sound in the Everglades

  • @theundeaddj1535
    @theundeaddj1535 3 месяца назад +2570

    This man is single-handedly yoinking down the numbers of all these pythons and bringing awareness to the Everglades situation. I salute you yoink man!

    • @caleroby9483
      @caleroby9483 3 месяца назад +25

      True.
      They must be removed.
      Boots yea, I'll take a pair!
      😎

    • @brianmorris7266
      @brianmorris7266 3 месяца назад +27

      Does he kill them ?

    • @colemantrebor6574
      @colemantrebor6574 3 месяца назад

      @@brianmorris7266 Yes, they are invasive and hurt the rest of the ecosystem

    • @debacofzomb9889
      @debacofzomb9889 3 месяца назад +33

      ​@@brianmorris7266 I was wondering the same thing. Think they make good tacos?

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 месяца назад

      @@brianmorris7266in an interview, he says he tries to find people who can adopt them, but if he can’t, he sends them to a place to get euthanized, as he doesn’t have the heart to do it himself

  • @rayybasedgod2297
    @rayybasedgod2297 2 месяца назад +3

    Snakes lookin like “oh he yoinked y’all too?” 💀

  • @ivanm2225
    @ivanm2225 3 месяца назад +1976

    If aliens invade us.
    "OH this breed is invasive... YOINk!!" 😂

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 3 месяца назад +98

      "It's a fully grown Xenomorph! Isn't he cute? Look, he's giving me little kisses. Sorry buddy, you're invasive. "

    • @shellknight1323
      @shellknight1323 3 месяца назад +28

      Aliens: Forgive me for trespassing 😅😢

    • @Plz8662
      @Plz8662 3 месяца назад +3

      Lmao

    • @Wisconsinpete55
      @Wisconsinpete55 3 месяца назад +6

      10 million already have

    • @mandingoking444
      @mandingoking444 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @ShineboxPhil
    @ShineboxPhil 2 месяца назад +485

    garret: Look hes giving me little kisses!
    snake: GET OFF OF ME

  • @Red-or3yu
    @Red-or3yu 3 месяца назад +796

    bro is single handedly making a entire section of the everglades invasive free

    • @Lonica2
      @Lonica2 3 месяца назад +7

      At night as well

    • @jeremymcadams7743
      @jeremymcadams7743 3 месяца назад

      For now.​@@billwillson890

    • @Mike-mf6pc
      @Mike-mf6pc 3 месяца назад +6

      Hes doing his best

    • @Cent51
      @Cent51 3 месяца назад +1

      He not actaully.

    • @shanese-lb3il
      @shanese-lb3il 3 месяца назад +1

      You get paid for them?

  • @Jacobyjones-w9u
    @Jacobyjones-w9u Месяц назад +2

    I love these videos so much I watch them over and over

  • @olegarioberrones
    @olegarioberrones 3 месяца назад +1970

    Fistful of pythons sounds like an amazing metal band

  • @tboy817
    @tboy817 3 месяца назад +725

    This man giving the same energy as "ooh a piece of candy"

  • @jadosworld2782
    @jadosworld2782 3 месяца назад +519

    Bro is the definition of Florida man

  • @agustindominguezhernando7019
    @agustindominguezhernando7019 2 месяца назад +2

    This man is single-handedly clearing the Burmese python population from the Everglades

  • @ipway9511
    @ipway9511 3 месяца назад +298

    "why you running away" is something only this guy can say to a cottonmouth

  • @beatrizdelvalletorino8832
    @beatrizdelvalletorino8832 3 месяца назад +3396

    The most dangerous animals in the world watching a Florida man approach:💀
    Bro, thank you guys very much for the 3.1k likes

    • @ITS-HALBY
      @ITS-HALBY 3 месяца назад +95

      *Flordia animals watching the most dangerous man in the world approach

    • @Tmb1112
      @Tmb1112 3 месяца назад +36

      @@ITS-HALBY not just Florida, he'll get them anywhere. Australia, Amazon, anywhere.

    • @randomdudeface
      @randomdudeface 3 месяца назад +16

      I wanna hear this as a Nat Geo documentary

    • @austinerickson4512
      @austinerickson4512 3 месяца назад +16

      Your title’s wrong, here’s a correction for it: world’s most dangerous animals become second-most dangerous after being yoinked by Florida man.

    • @sandralibertad909
      @sandralibertad909 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@ITS-HALBYA man from Florida is just as tough and wild as the Doom Slayer

  • @crazzer8352
    @crazzer8352 3 месяца назад +435

    He's holding the snakes like some yugioh cards😂

  • @ZLDSmogless
    @ZLDSmogless 2 месяца назад +2

    Bro's just casually yoinking dangerous snakes

  • @nopenope6151
    @nopenope6151 3 месяца назад +1044

    seeing his hand full of pythons and his reaction to the mosquitos and calling the bites kisses, i found a dude i dont want to have beef with

    • @PlagueAims35
      @PlagueAims35 3 месяца назад +29

      The most Australian American

    • @FlamingAngel2012
      @FlamingAngel2012 3 месяца назад +8

      This is like how I grew up in Oklahoma running around ating with bugs tarantulas black snakes....just vein country.

    • @I_am_All_Might
      @I_am_All_Might 3 месяца назад +9

      And the fact he calls crocodiles swamp puppies...he doesn't fear nature, nature fears him

    • @johncunningham7400
      @johncunningham7400 3 месяца назад +2

      @@PlagueAims35 i was just thinking that

    • @musewolfman
      @musewolfman 3 месяца назад

      I feel like this is a guy you could try to have beef with and he'd just boop you on the nose, grab you by the back of your shirt collar ("Yoink,") and calmly relocate you to your native habitat.

  • @wakhtar9126
    @wakhtar9126 3 месяца назад +680

    He's not catching snakes, he's collecting souls. 'Yoink' is just his way of saying 'you're next'.

    • @zizzy-kitty
      @zizzy-kitty 3 месяца назад +3

      Hes guiding the dead souls of snakes to the afterlife

    • @Red_Void9003
      @Red_Void9003 3 месяца назад

      ​@@zizzy-kittyHe's capturing the souls to show us what he's caught to only then release them

    • @Catherine.Dorian.
      @Catherine.Dorian. 3 месяца назад +1

      He does kill them, doesn’t he?

  • @yevgenyalekhinelargo1662
    @yevgenyalekhinelargo1662 3 месяца назад +178

    The gator puppy is like "as long as I don't move, the yoink man can't yoink nor see me"

  • @Grand_Master_Skywalker
    @Grand_Master_Skywalker Месяц назад +1

    He should dub his “yoinks” with the Halo Multiplayer announcers “Yoink” from halo 3 when you would hijack another enemy players vehicle and take it from them.

  • @Lb_Collects
    @Lb_Collects 3 месяца назад +242

    Like to imagine the snakes are communicating with their heads all together like "oh Hey Steve, he got you too huh?" 😂

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 3 месяца назад +9

      This comment needs more likes. Unfortunately, I can only offer one.

    • @LoafofSourdough
      @LoafofSourdough 3 месяца назад +1

      Not if you make 40 other accounts 😊

    • @AmbersParaWorld
      @AmbersParaWorld 3 месяца назад +1

      That handful of pythons are not alive in that clip

  • @whitneesand2578
    @whitneesand2578 3 месяца назад +499

    Bruh I’ve been super scared of snakes my whole life, but this dude’s humor and lightheartedness makes me able to watch these videos without squirming even a little bit 🤣

    • @caroline7420
      @caroline7420 2 месяца назад +4

      Same. I jumped so hard when I scrolled to this and went to block the channel immediately and then got curious. (Probably will still block the channel though)😂

    • @j.marier
      @j.marier 2 месяца назад +1

      Y'all make having phobias seem funny 🤣 😂.

    • @caroline7420
      @caroline7420 2 месяца назад +2

      @@j.marier genuinely his videos have helped me be less jumpy already even though it’s only been one day. I’m really glad I found this channel actually!! I’ve always so jumpy around snakes even if I know they’re harmless 😭

    • @CoryKhalifa
      @CoryKhalifa 2 месяца назад

      Don’t fall for it, these Floridians are just built a little different. Only people more messed up than them are Australians and North Koreans. Your fear of snakes are normal.

    • @Kvngsoldier
      @Kvngsoldier 2 месяца назад

      @@caroline7420 I’m the exact same way. Recently I played this Vr game called Green Hell. And inside the game there are snakes and I couldn’t play further than the tutorial because of them.

  • @RustWyrm-r2n
    @RustWyrm-r2n 3 месяца назад +281

    “Look at all the mosquitoes on my leg I love it”
    I never thought I’d hear that sentence

    • @pupture9328
      @pupture9328 3 месяца назад +4

      Bros got all the diseases 💀

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 3 месяца назад

      @@pupture9328or is immune to all of them

  • @wanted_melon2348
    @wanted_melon2348 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm 100% convinced that the 20-foot Burmese python knows who this man is and is actively running away from him

  • @s.r6331
    @s.r6331 3 месяца назад +243

    Damn the pythons were getting busy while u were in Australia 😂

  • @Wacky_Hamster
    @Wacky_Hamster 3 месяца назад +544

    “You’re trespassing!”
    “Yoink”

  • @kurumbankootalis19
    @kurumbankootalis19 3 месяца назад +675

    The swamp puppy hearing the word yoink and saw "HIS" legs and frozen in fear of getting yoinked💀💀💀💀

  • @rossepicgames7160
    @rossepicgames7160 Месяц назад +1

    The fact how this guy is more built different than the Uber eats guy

  • @Whatthefudgecookie
    @Whatthefudgecookie 2 месяца назад +109

    I have a pet corn snake. Their kisses are... Basically painless.

    • @LMCorvinus
      @LMCorvinus 2 месяца назад +6

      WHY are they all like that?! they're the toothless senior chihuahuas of the snake world, uselessly convinced they're pitbulls 😂

  • @aqullya
    @aqullya 3 месяца назад +582

    I feel like it's important that you know that "a gentle yoink" has become a part of my entire family's lexicon due to your videos XD I've even got my middle aged parents using it

    • @bunnyman1013
      @bunnyman1013 3 месяца назад +1

      Who says xd anymore

    • @vinylSummer
      @vinylSummer 3 месяца назад +17

      @@bunnyman1013 people over 18 I guess

    • @stonedscenekid
      @stonedscenekid 3 месяца назад

      @@vinylSummerwe don’t claim him

    • @Noah_Woodhall
      @Noah_Woodhall 3 месяца назад +28

      @@bunnyman1013 a lot of people. its better than fucking skull emojis and skibidi toilet brain rot thats around these days

    • @Smoldragoncat
      @Smoldragoncat 3 месяца назад +13

      @@Noah_WoodhallI have to agree with you

  • @nickjanssen2275
    @nickjanssen2275 3 месяца назад +222

    Swamp puppy: as long as he stays over there,I won’t get yoinked or booped

    • @flexangelo
      @flexangelo 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @acutefailure1
      @acutefailure1 3 месяца назад +4

      "I will not suffer such indignity!"

  • @chiwy1150
    @chiwy1150 2 месяца назад +1

    I find this both thrilling and terrifying. Thank you for the upload.

  • @His_BetterHalf
    @His_BetterHalf 3 месяца назад +468

    Thank you for doing this! They breed so fast! Florida is overwhelmed by invasive species. Much appreciate seeing people working to make a difference. Yoink away!

  • @notzachpowers
    @notzachpowers 3 месяца назад +2010

    American Government: "Ooooo we have a Native... yoink."

    • @Mrhouse_enthusiast
      @Mrhouse_enthusiast 3 месяца назад +150

      Average Christopher Columbus visit

    • @Stop4ThemSneks
      @Stop4ThemSneks 3 месяца назад +36

      That’s crazy… and creative

    • @ASaltyAcc
      @ASaltyAcc 3 месяца назад +9

      Casual Tuesday Evening

    • @reuellucas7187
      @reuellucas7187 3 месяца назад +10

      💀💀💀

    • @Dinjur
      @Dinjur 3 месяца назад

      Cry more. Turned a country of savages into a country of prosperity

  • @KillerPenny93
    @KillerPenny93 3 месяца назад +313

    “Ooh a Burmese python” like “ooh a piece of candy”

  • @aprilchandler811
    @aprilchandler811 2 месяца назад +1

    The fact he is like look at all the mosquitoes on me….
    I LOVE IT😃

  • @OrdanKarris
    @OrdanKarris 3 месяца назад +117

    "cornsnake?" That's an angry shoelace

    • @kinglet6926
      @kinglet6926 3 месяца назад +4

      That’s what cornsnakes are like, I had a pet one once, she gave me a lott of kisses

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 3 месяца назад

      Not much in the way of teeth though on they kinda feel like velcro.

    • @OrdanKarris
      @OrdanKarris 3 месяца назад

      @@robertstoneking7916 that one was too good

    • @ilovethe80sNW
      @ilovethe80sNW 3 месяца назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that got me!

  • @disinfectant_spray
    @disinfectant_spray 3 месяца назад +247

    "Look at all these mosquitoes on me! I love it!"
    The only guy that likes mosquitoes.

    • @Schoko4craft
      @Schoko4craft 2 месяца назад

      Dude is using mosquitos as vaccination

  • @letmesleepinpeace7052
    @letmesleepinpeace7052 3 месяца назад +485

    I'm just glad you're alive and uploading

  • @Ocro555
    @Ocro555 2 месяца назад

    Never, ever would I once expect to hear someone to put "mosquitoes" and "love it" in the same sentence. Never.

  • @navydolphin
    @navydolphin 3 месяца назад +371

    Bro is playing with death like it's a deck of cards

    • @kickazz9473
      @kickazz9473 3 месяца назад +5

      He's not😂
      He's very well versed in what he's doing. Careful of venomous snakes and gets rid if invasive species for money. Just because most of the population are terrific snakes. Dosent mean there aren't very knowledgeable people out there.

    • @jenbingham0914
      @jenbingham0914 3 месяца назад

      Well it basically is.

    • @hokagejason4732
      @hokagejason4732 3 месяца назад +8

      @@kickazz9473 Being experienced or educated in something doesn't make it not dangerous. Burmese pythons aren't venomous I'm not talking about this video but this man is definitely risking his life.

    • @kangaroocourt9507
      @kangaroocourt9507 3 месяца назад +9

      He's walking around the everglades barefoot and poked a cottonmouth. There's poisonous bugs and snakes that he could easily not see and get bitten on the foot. He is well qualified but it is still dangerous.

    • @PrimeTimeBaller36
      @PrimeTimeBaller36 3 месяца назад

      Nah that mf making a good living that’s all 😂💯 crocs and alligators are more dangerous than the pythons. And they hide better at night

  • @LifeTaxCEO
    @LifeTaxCEO 3 месяца назад +102

    This man HAS to be immune to all snake venom at this point.

    • @mekabates307
      @mekabates307 3 месяца назад +7

      I think he drank so much antivenom that it never stop's working.

    • @harmonicaveronica
      @harmonicaveronica 3 месяца назад +14

      The only venomous snake in this video was the cottonmouth. The others are constrictors I think? The Burmese pythons definitely constrict their prey. But anyway, venomous snakes aren't going to bite unless 1) you smell like food (unlikely unless you're handling rodents/birds) or 2) they feel like they can't get away and are cornered, which can include if they're protecting eggs. Venom takes energy to make, so they don't want to waste it on something they can't eat

  • @vincenthernandez2242
    @vincenthernandez2242 3 месяца назад +57

    If this guy made like 100 clones of himself he could solve the invasive python problem on his own

    • @FutureJouster
      @FutureJouster 3 месяца назад +3

      I reckon he doesn’t need to go to the expense of cloning. Pretty certain there’s enough people who’d happily learn & join operation Yoink

    • @Thalanox
      @Thalanox 3 месяца назад +2

      @@FutureJouster I'm afraid I would be the kind of person who might accidentally yank instead of yoink once in a while. Best of luck to whomever he ends up training.

  • @alewe5477
    @alewe5477 Месяц назад

    Ironically, "look at all the mosquitoes on my leg, i love it" is smh one of the most chill statements you could hear coming up from this guy💀

  • @alecbrinker7268
    @alecbrinker7268 3 месяца назад +744

    It's like Steve Irwin was reincarnated as an American.

    • @bobholly3843
      @bobholly3843 3 месяца назад +80

      Not just an American. A Floridian.

    • @katokutaniccals
      @katokutaniccals 3 месяца назад +20

      @@bobholly3843 of course he's a Floridian lol

    • @yuyuy666
      @yuyuy666 3 месяца назад +29

      Crikey! ❌
      Yoink! ✅

    • @DigitalDNA
      @DigitalDNA 3 месяца назад +19

      Lets just get one thing straight. American and Florida Man are two completely different things. 😅😂

    • @RobertRains-qn1re
      @RobertRains-qn1re 3 месяца назад +1

      No, he's really not given he's catching them to be destroyed.

  • @ericfking
    @ericfking 3 месяца назад +117

    *Every 4 seconds* “Ooh! Another Burmese Python!”

    • @Task-paralysis24.7
      @Task-paralysis24.7 3 месяца назад +1

      That should tell you just how invasive they are.

  • @mig23heat
    @mig23heat 3 месяца назад +89

    Jokes aside thank you for helping the native environment

  • @horrorhippie23
    @horrorhippie23 2 месяца назад

    This dude deserves your likes and subs

  • @finalbossmichael
    @finalbossmichael 3 месяца назад +139

    Every non-native reptile in Florida hears boss music the moment this man's camera turns on.

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue 3 месяца назад +1

      I was thinking the Jaws music

  • @Wisepati
    @Wisepati 3 месяца назад +129

    Thank you for helping the Everglades. I know the iguanas are also invasive. The poor things didn’t choose to be there, but they are decimating native Florida animals..

    • @st.petessavior6055
      @st.petessavior6055 3 месяца назад +4

      How? What animals do they eat or out compete?

    • @spencerquimby4726
      @spencerquimby4726 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@st.petessavior6055 They eat native plants when they are young and when they are older they will eat birds eggs as well as dead animals. Basically they compete with native species for plant food and can have serious impacts on bird populations.

    • @leoniemillerl4487
      @leoniemillerl4487 2 месяца назад

      @@st.petessavior6055they eat deer, any mammals they can find including your pets, amphibians, frogs and toads, baby crocs. They can swim and slither up trees. There is no place safe from them. Some parts of the Everglades are silent because they have killed everything. So sad.

  • @ayabombay2178
    @ayabombay2178 3 месяца назад +31

    Holding python heads like he got 4 Pokémon cards!

  • @fearmaker9960
    @fearmaker9960 2 месяца назад

    I love your videos

  • @jerisj.8971
    @jerisj.8971 3 месяца назад +123

    I think he misunderstood professor oaks assignment. 😂

  • @estebanhenriquez3491
    @estebanhenriquez3491 3 месяца назад +675

    “Ooh… A Cottonmouth. Boop!” 😂😂😂

    • @schmoopyxek4304
      @schmoopyxek4304 3 месяца назад +6

      That part made me think of Archer😂

    • @hollyhuber675
      @hollyhuber675 3 месяца назад +7

      Are you insane? With bare feet? Plus mosquitos? 😮😂

    • @LotBD
      @LotBD 3 месяца назад +1

      Lol a buddy of mine got chased by some cotton mouths. This falls under do not try at home

  • @ALightforAttractingAttention
    @ALightforAttractingAttention 3 месяца назад +178

    The 20 footer: "I see you got past my henchmen"

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 3 месяца назад +13

      Nah bro is on the run.

    • @birberking6999
      @birberking6999 3 месяца назад +1

      Opinion on wall of eyes, my fellow thom yorke appreciator?

    • @ALightforAttractingAttention
      @ALightforAttractingAttention 3 месяца назад

      @@birberking6999 I...
      I'll be right back

    • @ALightforAttractingAttention
      @ALightforAttractingAttention 3 месяца назад +2

      @@birberking6999 I...
      I'll be right back
      Edit: What do Will Smith and this album have in common?
      They fucking _slap_

    • @birberking6999
      @birberking6999 3 месяца назад

      @@ALightforAttractingAttention fuck yes! Never got around to wall of eyes then, eh? I actually prefer it to ‘a light…’ myself. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a light, but the pacing and comparatively more uneven consistency makes it a casual listen for me. Wall of eyes feels more like a journey, going between moments of pure bliss and moments of calm yet unsettling tension, to the explosion of bending hectic. I am so excited for their next one cause it seems they’re finding their place as a band more and more and wall of eyes was awesome. Like many have said, even if radiohead is done I’m glad we have the smile in their stead.

  • @jamesblunt006
    @jamesblunt006 Месяц назад +2

    Imagine being an alien invading earth and you hear Y O I N K

  • @IZINA1997
    @IZINA1997 3 месяца назад +107

    That cottonmouth skittered away! Shit was funny as hell 😂

  • @kikojones73
    @kikojones73 3 месяца назад +44

    Thanks for protecting and educating about the Everglades!

  • @RRGUNZ
    @RRGUNZ 3 месяца назад +100

    "He better not try nothin." Lmaoooo giving the gator a warning. 😂😂

  • @Budster8770
    @Budster8770 2 месяца назад +1

    Keep up the good work

  • @shamiln.pmohammed7878
    @shamiln.pmohammed7878 3 месяца назад +102

    BRO IS OUT THERE BULLYING THE NATURE😂😂

    • @ptaalman100
      @ptaalman100 3 месяца назад +5

      Nature that doesn't belong in that particular environment.

    • @shamiln.pmohammed7878
      @shamiln.pmohammed7878 3 месяца назад

      @@ptaalman100 lol😂😂

  • @TheAlexpot
    @TheAlexpot 3 месяца назад +111

    "You're not going anywhere, you're invasive and gotta go." 😂🙃
    Go where? He wasn't allowed to go anywhere 😂

  • @spicymchaggis8734
    @spicymchaggis8734 3 месяца назад +173

    The only guy on RUclips that can say "I did a whole lotta yoinking in this video" and not get censored or canceled 😂

  • @thatorangeboi
    @thatorangeboi Месяц назад

    this man is single-handedly fixing the Burmese Python problem

  • @procaliadventures
    @procaliadventures 3 месяца назад +90

    Cant wait for you to find that 20 footer !!!

    • @shemt0v335
      @shemt0v335 3 месяца назад

      i'm sure, he will close his channel then

    • @Joel-wx7zk
      @Joel-wx7zk 3 месяца назад +27

      @@shemt0v335 Nah, gotta chase the 40 footer afterwards, he'll keep increasing his goal until he yoinks Jörmungandr the World Serpent

    • @ImYukaByeBye
      @ImYukaByeBye 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Joel-wx7zkBe forreal dude
      He is gonna yoink Loki the father of that snake first
      teach that little dweeb a lesson
      then we get Florida Man vs Kratos
      Battle of The End times
      Yes this is how I pictute GOW 6-7

  • @vrs269
    @vrs269 3 месяца назад +92

    Bro completed all the side quests, now he's plowing through the python main story

  • @chrisez3188
    @chrisez3188 2 месяца назад +2

    No amount of drugs could ever make me grab pythons

  • @Gabrielcervantes-pm1nw
    @Gabrielcervantes-pm1nw 3 месяца назад +90

    Bro this man is single handedly cleaning up Florida.

  • @mosabjabri1793
    @mosabjabri1793 3 месяца назад +24

    This guy's immune system : what is dude even doin ?!?!

  • @saanasalonen8684
    @saanasalonen8684 3 месяца назад +163

    you a real pure masochist lmao

  • @2222thebeast
    @2222thebeast 2 месяца назад

    You're doing wonders for the ecosystem. Props!

  • @lynneschwarz115
    @lynneschwarz115 3 месяца назад +121

    Thank you for trying to keep our wildlife safe from invasive species!❤