The Haters Guide to the 2023 NFL Season: Debriefing

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    We've finally reached the week of the Super Bowl. This football season has been a grind, indeed. It may have been a while, but there are still eighteen teams that didn't have a chance to move on to the playoffs. These are their stories: Both the tragic, the hilarious, and the Panthers. Good god, Carolina.
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  • @shadowstorm1111
    @shadowstorm1111 3 месяца назад +1117

    Good ol tree with the random vid drop when no one expects its.

    • @baits8420
      @baits8420 3 месяца назад +8

      change the pfp brodie (you’ll thank me later)

    • @Thatguyatihop
      @Thatguyatihop 3 месяца назад +1

      Just like a real tree

    • @samkar2212
      @samkar2212 3 месяца назад

      @@baits8420fax

    • @nogoodhandlesavailable
      @nogoodhandlesavailable 3 месяца назад +4

      And the no vids when we expect it

    • @surrreallll
      @surrreallll 3 месяца назад

      i used this pfp in 2016

  • @peterroberts4415
    @peterroberts4415 3 месяца назад +552

    Pain. This season was pain. Pain for the QBs, pain for the Ravens, Bills, Eagles, and most importantly pain for "aMeRiCaS tEaM"

    • @NK-qn6pq
      @NK-qn6pq 3 месяца назад +41

      HOW. BOUT. DEM. COWBOYS. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DemonKingBadger
      @DemonKingBadger 3 месяца назад +24

      Also, pain for husband's who watch football to get away from their wives' Taylor Swift addiction

    • @psychkosys
      @psychkosys 3 месяца назад +21

      As a Packers fan, I have to say mollywhopping the Cowboys was the next best thing to winning the Superbowl. For one day, fans of 31 teams were all rooting for Green Bay. It was the closest to a united NFL fan base that we have ever seen.

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 3 месяца назад +5

      I guess you didn't mention the Jets because every season is pain for Jets Fans.
      I'm a Jets fan, so speaking from experience

    • @eqgilethan
      @eqgilethan 3 месяца назад +8

      @@psychkosys I'm not exactly a Packers 'fan', but i like and respect the team and it's history. Watching them crush my 32nd favorite team, "America's Laughingstock", was quite enjoyable! I'm sorry your team didn't make it further. I was rooting for them after that beat down of an arrogant and completely undeserving team.

  • @Landmasters
    @Landmasters 3 месяца назад +170

    Titans: IF I GO DOWN I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME
    Jaguars: AHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @DillonMurway
    @DillonMurway 3 месяца назад +310

    The Ride Never Ends.

    • @bigfootdude247
      @bigfootdude247 3 месяца назад +11

      We RIDE and we DIE, TOGETHER

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 3 месяца назад +3

      His Shad and Tony Khan part was spot on with the jags and AEW
      Especially with the Urban Meyer hire
      Both are over their heads and out of touch with reality, hire people from a smaller and more of a lack of control market
      They assume the way shit is ran professionally isn't working so they bring in someone who doesn't understand how to be professional only to ruin their franchise and the damage done might just bankrupt them

    • @tehbeernerd
      @tehbeernerd 3 месяца назад +5

      The ride: Ride to Hell Retribution

    • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
      @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza 3 месяца назад

      ​@@thepubknight6144 don't forget Fulham

  • @marco4103
    @marco4103 3 месяца назад +253

    These are their stories of the 2023 NFL Season: Review
    1:21 Decline and Fall (New England Patriots)
    2:35 Time is a circle (New York Jets)
    4:00 A slow-motion crash (Cincinnati Bengals)
    5:05 Horseshoes and hand grenades (Indianapolis Colts)
    6:15 Send in the clowns (Jacksonville Jaguars)
    7:38 Mayo shortage (Tennessee Titans)
    8:45 The bill came due (Denver Broncos)
    9:58 Smarten up, Mark (Las Vegas Raiders)
    11:10 Short circuit (Los Angeles Chargers)
    12:31 Bald coaches only (New York Giants)
    13:53 Four pests campaign (Washington Commanders)
    15:15 NFL's Millard Fillmore (Chicago Bears)
    16:40 The stereotype (Minnesota Vikings)
    18:11 Pizza party? (Atlanta Falcons)
    19:44 Tepper tantrums (Carolina Panthers)
    20:50 Fleur-De-Lies (New Orleans Saints)
    22:10 Atonement for sin (Arizona Cardinals)
    23:05 A Carroll of woe (Seattle Seahawks)

    • @johnnguyen270
      @johnnguyen270 3 месяца назад +5

      At least the Patriots went 1st!!!

    • @1992AC
      @1992AC 3 месяца назад

      The four pests campaign was a commie failure. It fits with the commies!

    • @faizaliqbal2284
      @faizaliqbal2284 3 месяца назад +4

      No Detroit?

    • @justinboatwright4318
      @justinboatwright4318 3 месяца назад

      ​@@faizaliqbal2284 They made the playoffs, look up haters guide to the super bowl.

    • @arentweall6394
      @arentweall6394 3 месяца назад

      @@faizaliqbal2284this one’s only non playoff teams

  • @royalthirty9667
    @royalthirty9667 3 месяца назад +51

    11:34 "They have pieces, but lack an overall puzzle." Brilliant wordplay, Tree.

    • @mengshun
      @mengshun 3 месяца назад +1

      Gotta love Tree when he turns a phrase. He's commentary gold.

  • @16ktsgamma
    @16ktsgamma 3 месяца назад +14

    "You have your first round pick right"
    You could hear a thousand Bears fans laughing at the Panthers.

  • @lyokian
    @lyokian 3 месяца назад +38

    UTree with the AEW reference for Jacksonville...and a damning one for both organizations.

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 3 месяца назад

      7:29

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 3 месяца назад +1

      They're trying to gain the Latin market.

    • @reedermh
      @reedermh 3 месяца назад +3

      Actually, Jacksonville might not be that good. They may be more like ROH (essentially, AEW's minor league operation).

  • @matthewpuleo9307
    @matthewpuleo9307 3 месяца назад +321

    As the proud fan of a team who has made the playoffs twice since their last SB win, I always look forward to these debriefing

    • @85isaboat53
      @85isaboat53 3 месяца назад +1

      Whom would this team be?

    • @kyperactive
      @kyperactive 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@85isaboat53Think its the Rams. Unfortunate soul.

    • @matthewpuleo9307
      @matthewpuleo9307 3 месяца назад +74

      @@85isaboat53 Giants

    • @samuellanghus1455
      @samuellanghus1455 3 месяца назад +10

      @@kyperactive Huh? How would it be the Rams?
      Rams had the super bowl coma last year, remember?
      They _just_ got back.

    • @kyledodson2992
      @kyledodson2992 3 месяца назад +1

      Bucs or rams

  • @marcitos_9329
    @marcitos_9329 3 месяца назад +51

    Speaking of pro wrestling, will Tree ever do a full video on Vince McMahon? I know it’s outside of his usual topics but a video akin to the Oilers/Titans videos would be cool to see.

    • @JerzeyJimmy
      @JerzeyJimmy 3 месяца назад +22

      I can see it now - "Vince McMahon: A Legacy of Evil"

  • @SSFlyer
    @SSFlyer 3 месяца назад +15

    Giants having the derp theme song for the better part of a decade is fitting 😅

  • @thumbtack8133
    @thumbtack8133 3 месяца назад +37

    As a Rams fan, that Seattle bit of "you couldn't beat the elite of the elite.....and the Rams" got me. I thought we had a good year, and I think we'll improve on it, but that was still pretty funny

    • @Savataric
      @Savataric 3 месяца назад +7

      as a seahawks fan man going against u guys ruined me mentally first you guys disappointed me when u caused a blowout to my team and then started the 4 game losing streak which i became insane but no hard feelings

    • @matthewlarson738
      @matthewlarson738 3 месяца назад +2

      That second Rams and Seahawks game was pure agony​@@Savataric

    • @Savataric
      @Savataric 3 месяца назад

      @@matthewlarson738 I had fun in that game for 3 QUARTERS TIL GENO GOT HURT AND THE BS FLAG ON SPOON THATS WHEN I STARTED BECOMING INSANE ON THAT GAME

    • @thekingbarrelmaker7642
      @thekingbarrelmaker7642 3 месяца назад +1

      As a Rams fan, I’m gonna miss Pete Carroll. Good coach, but we seemed to get the better of him most of the time.

    • @Savataric
      @Savataric 3 месяца назад +1

      @@thekingbarrelmaker7642 it’s just simple the rams owns the Seahawks 😭😭😭

  • @willywonka_373
    @willywonka_373 3 месяца назад +13

    😂😂I love that AEW joke on Jaguars. Perfection

  • @ItsTheAtomicGamer
    @ItsTheAtomicGamer 3 месяца назад +15

    AEW catching a stray in a Tree football video is wild
    great vid as always man!

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 месяца назад +68

    Watching the Patriots in 2023 was like watching Palpatine but it's the Rise of Skywalker Palpatine

    • @tresrules16543
      @tresrules16543 3 месяца назад +16

      As a Star Wars and Patriots fan, I'd rather sit through this season again than rewatch the sequel trilogy

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 3 месяца назад +2

      @@tresrules16543 Ditto

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 3 месяца назад +3

      ​​​@@tresrules16543 Steelers fan and Star Wars fan, fully agree especially Rise of Skywalker
      They caved into the basement dwelling incels and women childs who fan fictioned Reylo and appeased neither
      Fuck that was brutal

    • @tresrules16543
      @tresrules16543 3 месяца назад +1

      @@thepubknight6144 Not as brutal as how they butchered Luke's character in The Last Jedi. I think that's the only reason I have it below Rise of Skywalker, even with it's awful plot and ending.

  • @benspaeth6418
    @benspaeth6418 3 месяца назад +52

    The audacity to use the Spider-Man 2 Pizza theme thinking we wouldn’t notice

    • @iH8MetsCowboysKnights
      @iH8MetsCowboysKnights 3 месяца назад +2

      You're welcome...😉

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 3 месяца назад +3

      I'm a fake fan so I don't know what happened with Atlanta and pizza. Could somebody explain?

    • @iH8MetsCowboysKnights
      @iH8MetsCowboysKnights 3 месяца назад

      @@samtinkle9076 Atlanta was coached by some fatass who looked more like and had the brain of a worker at a local pizza parlor than an NFL coach…especially when he wore that goddamn mustache

  • @JaredlS10
    @JaredlS10 3 месяца назад +7

    "Continuously sad Perna noises" I'm fucking dying that hilarious.

  • @exorphitus
    @exorphitus 3 месяца назад +78

    As a Seahawks fan I have to say you're dead on, Tree. I went into this season excited. After the amazing bounce-back we had last year and the great offseason and draft I expected us to take that next step forward and prove ourselves competitive again, and for at least the first few games it seemed like it was happening. We started 6-3. We looked legit... Then we lost 4 straight, the offense stalled constantly, and the bottom fell out of a defense that had been our strength. Disappointment has been our life since we lost to the patriots in the Superbowl. We never got back to that level under Pete and him refusing to change his ancient strategies that other teams had clearly solved long ago was holding us back. I respect what he did for us, but it was long past time to move on. Enjoy a well deserved retirement, Pete. It's time for the MacDonald era. I'm lovin' it.

    • @longlive289s
      @longlive289s 3 месяца назад +4

      I'd say he's overreacting a tad. The team has been due for a large makeover for awhile. Now if we are still awful after say.....year 2 of MacDonald, then its time to hit that panic button.

    • @Savataric
      @Savataric 3 месяца назад +4

      facts man as a seahawks fan this past season I was so excited on it til the 1st rams game made me say oh its the same shit again then after the 2nd rams game i just started to become immune to it and depressed til we beat the EAGLES AND HAD HOPE but it was time to move on from pete even tho i love him and im excited to see mike macdonald and what he can do to the team

    • @Savataric
      @Savataric 3 месяца назад +3

      @@longlive289s that is true but we couldve made it to 12-5 and be better but thank god john schnider has control tho

    • @jimmyjones5717
      @jimmyjones5717 3 месяца назад +4

      I walked into this season with the impression we would regress after last year, Tree is wrong since to be a fraud in the nfl imply a team looked good

    • @tcnugget
      @tcnugget 3 месяца назад +2

      We did appear to regress but we achieved a similar record to last year while playing a tougher schedule. Honestly, as long as we improve our consistency in the trenches, we’ll be a lot better off everywhere else

  • @4RumTezzy
    @4RumTezzy 3 месяца назад +78

    Gotta love how Tree has made Gwyn's Theme synonymous with the Bengals

    • @lisgod3
      @lisgod3 3 месяца назад +4

      and now i finally know the name of that song. thank you kind sir

    • @adamthespinygiant
      @adamthespinygiant 3 месяца назад +9

      Same with the Derps song being the unofficial anthem of my New York Giants

    • @nwww4067
      @nwww4067 3 месяца назад

      Omg same !!! I was just going to comment it hurts knowing whenever the bengals are downbad this is going to be the theme song 😭😭😭 and now I know the name of it. P A I N 💔

    • @moonjelly5
      @moonjelly5 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@nwww4067He did replace it with the Lord of Cinders song when they made the Super Bowl.

    • @codymiller6271
      @codymiller6271 3 месяца назад +1

      @@lisgod3 Plin plin plon my friend
      Plin Plin plon

  • @eduardoazeredo6250
    @eduardoazeredo6250 3 месяца назад +40

    At least, 2022 Titans had the excuse of imploding because we had Josh Dobs prior to his linsanity run and some refball. The Jags can't even use that excuse.
    And once again, thanks for covering the Titans showing you pay attention to the team, wihtout licking the boots of Vrabel and acknoleding the new strongman. Something national media simply cannot do.

    • @High5748
      @High5748 3 месяца назад

      The Jags imploding was the most impressive thing that happened in the South. I think it's to say that Trevor Lawrence isn't that guy for them.

  • @VictorPitstop
    @VictorPitstop 3 месяца назад +42

    I love how Tree uses MGS music for the Chargers. 😂

    • @evilhunter64
      @evilhunter64 3 месяца назад +3

      They aren’t the diamond dogs for nothing

    • @sonicdbzfan94
      @sonicdbzfan94 3 месяца назад +4

      Yeah, he's been doing that with them ever since he made a "Professional Football's..." video about them roughly six years ago. They truly are a team that's just out there with no place to really call home.

  • @danielsmith8406
    @danielsmith8406 3 месяца назад +5

    7:35 The AEW line is even more hilarious considering its all in the khan family 😂

  • @trentonbossert4576
    @trentonbossert4576 3 месяца назад +17

    I missed the whole Falcons section because I was delivering pizzas in virtual NYC

    • @iH8MetsCowboysKnights
      @iH8MetsCowboysKnights 3 месяца назад +3

      If Arthur Smith made them, they probably have caused a salmonella outbreak in Queens.

    • @mengshun
      @mengshun 3 месяца назад +2

      The pizzas were primarily made from tomato vines, salt, pepperoni plastic wrappers, and one ton of ground spice jar glass. Because we can't use the correct ingredients in the right measure.

    • @iH8MetsCowboysKnights
      @iH8MetsCowboysKnights 3 месяца назад

      @@mengshun lmfaooooo

  • @abarasch523
    @abarasch523 3 месяца назад +19

    Tree got that hot AEW take, you know what that means? We need tree wrestling content

    • @nickhughes8179
      @nickhughes8179 3 месяца назад

      Well Jacksonville and AEWs problems can be summed up in two words. Tony Khan. That idiot probably put Twinkletoes McFingerbang in at quarterback.

  • @R2M_Productions
    @R2M_Productions 3 месяца назад +9

    As a Sixers fan, I am SHOCKED that Josh Harris didn’t pay Ben Johnson what he wanted even if it would have been too much. I figured since he ponied up to bring Daryl Morey to Philadelphia, I figured he’d do the same for his football team.

  • @CX462
    @CX462 3 месяца назад +22

    Speaking as a Patriots fan. I always knew the day would come when Belichek and Brady would be gone. It may be time for a rebuild but at least we got a high draft pick to start. Just a note if you draft Drake Maye or Jaylen Daniels with it. Keep the offensive coordinator around for more than just one year.

    • @tresrules16543
      @tresrules16543 3 месяца назад +1

      And actually build an offense around them. Don't know why we have to stress this enough

    • @isaacalinda
      @isaacalinda 3 месяца назад

      @@tresrules16543well Belechick isn’t our GM anymore so the only way we can go is up ig lmao

    • @High5748
      @High5748 3 месяца назад +1

      It was an odd feeling watching the Colts play the Pats this year as a Colts fan. It was the first time that I wasn't worried about some b/s comeback or a blowout from the Pats. An era has truly ended and idk if I like that. Welcome to QB hell Pats, wish you all the best of luck in this rebuild.

  • @MrWaifuTaker
    @MrWaifuTaker 3 месяца назад +46

    As a Giants fan, at least I got to laugh at the Eagles and Cowboys dying in the playoffs.

    • @thekingbarrelmaker7642
      @thekingbarrelmaker7642 3 месяца назад +22

      Dallas’s loss was pure comedy. The Eagles’ loss was absolutely pathetic.

    • @griffinholahan123
      @griffinholahan123 3 месяца назад +1

      I agree.

    • @adamthespinygiant
      @adamthespinygiant 3 месяца назад +11

      We can’t choke in the playoffs if we don’t even make them

    • @yottabyte6146
      @yottabyte6146 3 месяца назад +2

      we'll be back, we got the 6th overall pick when there's definitely more than 5 teams worse than us

    • @RudyBlackman
      @RudyBlackman 3 месяца назад +1

      Agreed

  • @ColoradoSportsFan178
    @ColoradoSportsFan178 3 месяца назад +16

    0:00 DraftKings Sponsor
    1:03 Intro
    1:21 Decline and Fall (New England Patriots)
    2:36 Time is a Circle (New York Jets)
    4:00 A Slow-Motion Crash (Cincinnati Bengals)
    5:05 Horseshoes and Hand Grenades (Indianapolis Colts)
    6:15 Send in the Clowns (Jacksonville Jaguars)
    7:38 Mayo Shortage (Tennessee Titans)
    8:45 The Bill Came Due (Denver Broncos)
    9:58 Smarten Up, Mark (Las Vegas Raiders)
    11:09 Short Circuit (Los Angeles Chargers)
    12:31 Bald Coaches Only (New York Giants)
    13:54 Four Pests Campaign (Washington Commanders)
    15:15 NFL's Millard Fillmore (Chicago Bears)
    16:40 The Stereotype (Minnesota Vikings)
    18:11 Pizza Party? (Atlanta Falcons)
    19:44 Tepper Tantrums (Carolina Panthers)
    20:50 Fluer-De-Lies (New Orleans Saints)
    22:10 Atonement for Sin (Arizona Cardinals)
    23:05 A Carroll of Woe (Seattle Seahawks)
    24:37 Outro

  • @evanweaver2876
    @evanweaver2876 3 месяца назад +6

    “The Ride never ends” never fails

  • @astoller6386
    @astoller6386 3 месяца назад +54

    As a Commies fan, I'm just glad it's over.

    • @johnpoole3871
      @johnpoole3871 3 месяца назад +5

      Yep. Maybe the healing will commence next year. This season was just getting our scabs picked.

    • @justasimplemanworkinghiswa1569
      @justasimplemanworkinghiswa1569 3 месяца назад +7

      the same thing finna happen again

    • @smikep95
      @smikep95 3 месяца назад +4

      I was born shortly after their third Super Bowl win. I'm starting to become convinced this team will never return to relevance in my lifetime. Hiring Dan Quinn and Kliff FUCKING Kingsbury reinforces that.

    • @TungstenArm
      @TungstenArm 3 месяца назад

      I still don’t understand why they didn’t call the team the RedWolves

  • @twostepcowboys8073
    @twostepcowboys8073 3 месяца назад +5

    Us Urinaters have been checking hourly for this

  • @LogicalPrime
    @LogicalPrime 3 месяца назад +6

    End of an error 😂 underrated joke

  • @taylorluke3060
    @taylorluke3060 3 месяца назад +20

    I’m ready for my Jags to get grilled…

  • @flextimegaming3840
    @flextimegaming3840 3 месяца назад +8

    How George Paton STILL has a job after that franchise burying Russ contract absolutely BOGGLES my goddamn mind. Walmart family should've let him go on Black Monday after wasting their money like that

  • @Charles_Groebs
    @Charles_Groebs 3 месяца назад +13

    Coming from a Vikings fan, this season sucked but it proved that we need Kirk more than ever. Not only because JJ likes him and can probably come back quicker if he’s still here, but it’s clear that he can make the offense work. Don’t worry haters will get JJ McCarthy, MPJ, or Nix to satisfy you and develop. It’s gonna be a long off-season.

    • @chargingbadger867
      @chargingbadger867 3 месяца назад +1

      I think our best long-term plan is to franchise tag kirk and trade up to draft Jayden Daniels. Also, we NEED to retain Flores.

    • @chriskay1449
      @chriskay1449 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah you neeed a guy who falls apart in the playoffs if you make it that far. By all means pay him more guaranteed money. You would think the quarter of a billion paid to him with zero in return would be enough flushing of money. But the rest of the NFC North appreciates you continuing to flush money down the toilet.

  • @nickschuman4652
    @nickschuman4652 3 месяца назад +3

    I loved how Pat McAfee had Arthur Smith on the show a bunch this year as if Arty was the special kid that the popular kids befriended

  • @Soppy-0
    @Soppy-0 3 месяца назад +3

    Man, the Sonic 3 carnival zone music for the Jaguars was perfect.

    • @michaelsutton4205
      @michaelsutton4205 3 месяца назад

      I was looking for this comment. That part made me die laughing

  • @ZESAUCEBOSS
    @ZESAUCEBOSS 3 месяца назад +5

    As a jets fan you are right about Zach Wilson- I could see him having a Geno Smith late career resurgence

    • @0554joe
      @0554joe 3 месяца назад

      In the right system with the right head coach he can thrive. Give him a competent o line and that’s already a big help

  • @alexzeller8774
    @alexzeller8774 3 месяца назад +12

    Damn that Pizza Time song has already infested my head and Tree tosses it in to Atlanta section🤣

  • @Ozai75
    @Ozai75 3 месяца назад +3

    Irsay tweeted today, which is pretty great news considering the two separate incidents (the alleged OD and over a week later him having serious respiratory failure) So hopefully everything is looking up for him.

  • @Venom3254
    @Venom3254 3 месяца назад +10

    2:33
    Fitting how you had that Jets game against the Pats added there. Considering the fact that the Jets were the last team that lashed out on the newly dead Patriots team in anger with that 17-3 win. One of the bright spots for the team.

  • @drewrawls17
    @drewrawls17 3 месяца назад +3

    Knock knock.
    Who's there.
    Falcon.
    Falcon who.
    Falcons gonna Falcon until there is nothing left to falcon.

  • @cyrillesu
    @cyrillesu 3 месяца назад +9

    This entire season is just *weird.* I don't even know where to start but everything just felt off from beginning to end. Now we have probably the worst Super Bowl matchup on paper in the last decade at the very least. I really hope 2024 is a bounce back year for the entire league.

    • @thekingbarrelmaker7642
      @thekingbarrelmaker7642 3 месяца назад +4

      Man you can say that again. The on field product for the second consecutive season was subpar, and we’re on the verge of seeing the niners take home a ring, which will kill me if it does happen.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 3 месяца назад

      @@thekingbarrelmaker7642 49ers?! What about the Chiefs again, though?!?!?!

    • @thekingbarrelmaker7642
      @thekingbarrelmaker7642 3 месяца назад

      @@crazyluigi6664I’m a Rams fan, so yes, a niners win would be my death.

  • @leroyjenkins2299
    @leroyjenkins2299 3 месяца назад +12

    Cant wait to see how my Rams do going forward. Snead and Mcvay are great at drafting especially in the later rounds. Not to mention the huge amount of cap space thats opening up now.

  • @RIPdixiecarter
    @RIPdixiecarter 3 месяца назад +5

    As a Jests fan beating Bill Billycheeks in his last game as a Patriots HC is probably the closest we'll get to a Super Bowl win.

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 3 месяца назад

      ...another one you mean. You have 1

    • @RIPdixiecarter
      @RIPdixiecarter 3 месяца назад +1

      @oddballskull1941 Yeah, when my dad was 4 and my mom was a fetus.

  • @Bostonsportsanalyst
    @Bostonsportsanalyst 3 месяца назад +38

    Welcome to a new age. As a Pats fan the next few years are gonna be interesting. Thank you tree for yet another fantastic video. Good luck to your steelers and hope high-end talent bails both teams out...? Oh wait.

    • @anglefan85
      @anglefan85 3 месяца назад +1

      Speaking as a Giants fan, after who you just got as your assistant offensive coach today, you have my condolences.

    • @Bostonsportsanalyst
      @Bostonsportsanalyst 3 месяца назад

      ​​@@anglefan85He's only an assistant, will be fine😅
      I will come back at the end of next season to see if i jinx myself

    • @alecsmith8341
      @alecsmith8341 3 месяца назад +1

      As a Chiefs fan, I am ready for our villain arc

    • @kidumby7599
      @kidumby7599 3 месяца назад +1

      The Chiefs are nowhere near villain status (yet), it's legitimately just oversaturation at worst that reactionary fans are coping poorly with.

    • @justinallen7652
      @justinallen7652 3 месяца назад

      @@alecsmith8341Chiefs fan, also enjoying the villain arc

  • @brandonbauer5012
    @brandonbauer5012 3 месяца назад +5

    One of my favorite Tree quotes: "what the fuck was that?" 🤣🤣

  • @Xiuhcoatl_
    @Xiuhcoatl_ 3 месяца назад +4

    The Eagles were an example of just how important coaching and coordinators are.
    Johnson and Desai (and Patricia) let the entire team down. It was painful to watch all that talent just erode away into the sunset because there was 0 creativity or scheming on offense (ESPECIALLY against the blitz). And the defense just couldn't help but be so conservative that the secondary were basically easy pickings for any opposing offense.
    I think they learned their lesson though... Johnson and Desai were pretty new to being coordinators from what I remember.

    • @Savataric
      @Savataric 3 месяца назад +1

      watching eagles games this year made me frustrated and im not even an eagles fan and I HAD HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR THEM

    • @thekingbarrelmaker7642
      @thekingbarrelmaker7642 3 месяца назад +1

      I’m not an Eagles fan but I’d be PISSED if I was one. Brian Johnson had three plays in his middle school playbook: shotgun run, bubble screen, and brotherly shove. It was that pathetic.

    • @Savataric
      @Savataric 3 месяца назад

      @@thekingbarrelmaker7642 I could call plays better than him in madden lmao

  • @jordancada
    @jordancada 3 месяца назад +7

    Dang can't believe the seasons almost already over

  • @sirforbiddenstatic3904
    @sirforbiddenstatic3904 3 месяца назад +4

    tree you so deserve the 1 million subs. i know things might be seeming to stall but please keep it going i promise you it will happen. love u tree thanks for entertaining me for 6+ years. always my favorite sports person

  • @mengshun
    @mengshun 3 месяца назад +1

    21:33 ...spew my drink. And yes the Falcons analysis was spot on. Thanks for brightening our days and requiring us to wear bibs and paper towels nearby .

  • @tdemko30
    @tdemko30 3 месяца назад +3

    Was not expecting the AEW burn lol

  • @hrodriguez561
    @hrodriguez561 3 месяца назад +13

    That AEW joke was cold but fkn true😂

  • @Mbdxwwe18
    @Mbdxwwe18 3 месяца назад +2

    As a Chicago Bears fan you were right on the money on everything It was impressive that they got the first overall pick without even losing games for it It is impressive that montes sweat was the cornerstone of our pass rush but at the same Time the question is Justin Fields personally as a bear fan I don't want him to leave personally I think they could build around him cuz I think Luke Getsley and Matt Maggie fail him personally when he got drafted I knew he was dealt a bad hand when he got drafted to us if Chicago does keep him first things first offensive line he needs another receiver to throw it to and that money that the Bears have that better go to the damn defense cuz there's a lot of questions to be answering and hopefully they have a great off-season and hopefully 85% of us bear fans learn when to keep the mouth shut and then just watch the damn rebuild happen

  • @xanzibar5374
    @xanzibar5374 3 месяца назад +11

    Uche is tumbling in his grave. The Jags collapse was brutal.

    • @RedMo46
      @RedMo46 3 месяца назад +4

      RIP

  • @Leecho.
    @Leecho. 3 месяца назад +11

    Pain.

  • @nggyunglyd2374
    @nggyunglyd2374 3 месяца назад +4

    As a Saints fan, I used to really enjoy football. Nowadays you can tell Mickey Loomis has stopped giving a fuck and just wants a paycheck in his bank account at the end of every pay period. I still slightly hope we’re gonna figure it out but at this rate that optimism is just delusion

  • @jenniferaceste8823
    @jenniferaceste8823 3 месяца назад +2

    Greetings to UTree from the How Bout Those Chiefs crew!🎉

  • @Packerfan5827
    @Packerfan5827 3 месяца назад +12

    True Greatness

  • @Evanswift
    @Evanswift 3 месяца назад +3

    Careful Tree, the moment the AEW fans find out you gave them a slight bit of criticism they’ll come at you hard like Swifties

  • @ironstark917
    @ironstark917 3 месяца назад +1

    Okay, the Plin, Plin, Plon during the Bengals was PERFECT.

  • @jgamer2wvlogs280
    @jgamer2wvlogs280 3 месяца назад +2

    There is not a single channel more hilarious than you Urinating Tree!! Keep up the good work!!

  • @ease-l5330
    @ease-l5330 3 месяца назад +8

    That AEW jab hit home

  • @ChiakiNanami736
    @ChiakiNanami736 3 месяца назад +2

    "Never stop fighting addiction" is a bit of wholesomeness in the salt-fest. "Continuously sad Perna noises" made me snicker. And don't worry, Bears fans are used to disappointment; I was raised to cheer for the Chicago Cubs, so I'm REALLY used to disappointment. Chicago and Seattle's teams in particular seemed emblematic of their cities...

  • @jryan2264
    @jryan2264 3 месяца назад

    So pumped for the baseball vids coming back

  • @heavymetalsalsa9003
    @heavymetalsalsa9003 3 месяца назад +5

    7:27 Careful Tree. Tony Khan might have another twitter meltdown if he hears you say that.

  • @miketoye2568
    @miketoye2568 3 месяца назад

    Keep up the Amazing work Tree

  • @tristinjudd2595
    @tristinjudd2595 3 месяца назад

    I've had so much paperwork today and then this pops up in my notifications. Perfect break video

  • @alexandercorey850
    @alexandercorey850 3 месяца назад

    How do you always drop in childhood nostalgia. That perfect dark gave me goosebumps

  • @jeffhinman7570
    @jeffhinman7570 3 месяца назад +2

    Love your stuff. You are bang on about the Seahawks. They seem stuck in mediocrity...again.

  • @Rastafarianinja
    @Rastafarianinja 3 месяца назад +1

    23:03 Praying that things go right in the offseason for the Cardinals is what I was doing before Kurt Warner took us to the Super Bowl. I was very young then, so I don’t remember much, but I know for a fact those were dark days for us, and I’m not ready to go back 😢

  • @solidusny07
    @solidusny07 3 месяца назад

    11:11 that glorious MGS theme one more time for the season. Thank you tree as always !

  • @Skipatronic
    @Skipatronic 3 месяца назад +1

    The Spider-Man music for the Falcons killed me

  • @Nascarfan81824
    @Nascarfan81824 3 месяца назад +1

    The Jet Moto 2 Mach Schnell music under the Colts season is very good.

  • @SubstituteKurosaki06
    @SubstituteKurosaki06 3 месяца назад +1

    Happy to have this while I'm waiting for the NHL mid-season video. Excited for the NFL off-season though! Go Green Bay!

  • @jamaalsjourney
    @jamaalsjourney 3 месяца назад +34

    2023 : hey detroit youre goin to the playoffs, dont blow a big lead in one quarter
    Detroit: hold my beer

  • @henryteccsi1114
    @henryteccsi1114 3 месяца назад +2

    Lived almost my whole life in Houston and every time I see the Titans wear the Oilers jersey I’m disgusted

  • @plainbutcool9975
    @plainbutcool9975 3 месяца назад +1

    Hey tree I appreciate the wwf no mercy song in the ad.

  • @marzuuuuski
    @marzuuuuski 3 месяца назад +2

    This Vikings season was absolute torture.
    ●Start 1-4 after constantly losing games in soul shattering fashion
    ●Get back to .500 only for Kirk to get injured for the year
    ●8 quarters of Dobbs magic only for him to fall off a cliff on Monday Night Football and make me question my fandom
    ●Nick Mullens being the best backup of the season and never winning a single game he started
    ●T.J. Hockenson ACL and MCL tear
    ●Losses to Detroit and Green Bay near or on holidays
    ●Possibly the last season of Harrison Smith on the team
    ●Everyone talking about how Kirk would make other teams Super Bowl contenders, yet those same people saying he sucked and was overrated on the Vikings
    ●Idiotic mock trades involving Justin Jefferson
    I think the team has potential to be a legit contender when they're firing on all cylinders like they were on Monday Night Football and in Lambeau(WITHOUT JJ). I'd like to see the team keep Kirk for two more seasons and draft his replacement to study behind him. It would break my heart for the last Kirk moment in Minnesota to be the greatest SKOL chant ever only for the team to end 2023 in the worst way possible.

  • @hailmendoza6106
    @hailmendoza6106 3 месяца назад +2

    As a Saints fan, regardless of what happens next year its over. Low expectations with this team, might not even make the playoffs. Just want a complete rebuild with the team, staff and front office

  • @kaphizmey6229
    @kaphizmey6229 3 месяца назад +2

    as a commanders fan, i’m honestly surprised you didn’t rip into us for hiring kliff kingsbury as our offensive coordinator. that hire alone broke my fucking brain

  • @adamquraishi1127
    @adamquraishi1127 3 месяца назад +2

    I honestly wonder if next season may turn out to be Russell Wilson's final season before he decides to hang up his cleats

  • @coldsnap5742
    @coldsnap5742 3 месяца назад +11

    That AEW comment hurt.
    Still better than throwing away two years of story to appease Dwayne Johnson's ego though.

  • @stephenportera7549
    @stephenportera7549 3 месяца назад +2

    I thought i heard an AEW reference and had to rewind and to compare it to the Jaguars is perfect 😭

  • @aappaapp6627
    @aappaapp6627 3 месяца назад

    Hell yeah new utree upload

  • @CripplingBenadrylAddiction
    @CripplingBenadrylAddiction 3 месяца назад

    I just saw trees follower count on twitter and how many views this got in the first hour. Dude you are getting big thats dope.

  • @jetsetjordan1890
    @jetsetjordan1890 3 месяца назад +1

    Seahawks fan here. I feel as though a good chunk of talent is there for MacDonald to build his defense around (particularly Witherspoon and Diggs, Woolen and Adams if he can bring them back to form). I was a big Pete Carroll defender, and I stand by that one more year would have been okay in my book, but nonetheless I am excited to see how MacDonald does as the new head coach. John Schneider seems to believe that minor adjustments would be necessary to contend.
    RIP to the Gum.

  • @Vinnie-Venom
    @Vinnie-Venom 2 месяца назад

    As a recovering addict, it meant a lot, the way you handled the Irsay incident!

  • @nigerians_have_starwars_names
    @nigerians_have_starwars_names 3 месяца назад +1

    Jet Moto music!!? Tree you’re the goat

  • @zacharymarkley5531
    @zacharymarkley5531 3 месяца назад +1

    One thing about the jags that wasn’t mentioned: The curse of the terrible towel struck again!!!

  • @manzac112
    @manzac112 3 месяца назад +1

    ........Numbed in purple pain....I love the Vikings, but I'm hopeless.....

  • @pompousproductions
    @pompousproductions 3 месяца назад +1

    We falcons fans and standards so low you have to get a shovel to find them.
    The true Valentine's day couple.
    God Bless the Falcons, you guys fill me with joy, sadness, anger, hope, despair, and everything in between.

  • @BiltzBoi
    @BiltzBoi 3 месяца назад +1

    The Jets should keep playing on holidays so we get to see the next Butt Fumble or the Boyle Marry 😂

  • @ColoradoSportsFan178
    @ColoradoSportsFan178 3 месяца назад +2

    The Ride n-...nnnnope. I'm not saying it. You can't make me😭

  • @splashnskillz37
    @splashnskillz37 3 месяца назад +1

    Seahawks just wasn't ready and had a dream year last season by chance, they still on a rebuild that fully started now

  • @kylebennett4434
    @kylebennett4434 3 месяца назад +1

    As a lions fan it's cool to see our highlights in this vid and not consistent lowlights

  • @MisterVercetti
    @MisterVercetti 3 месяца назад +1

    Now that the NFL is more or less done until draft day, I eagerly await the mid-season NHL Haters' Guide, if only to see how mercilessly Tree eviscerates my team of choice. To be frank, no matter how thoroughly Tree roasts them, it probably won't come even close to describing how much of a three-track train wreck this season has been.

  • @NotNykoh
    @NotNykoh 3 месяца назад

    I knew today was awesome when I saw the Tree upload. LFG

  • @xboxisbetta
    @xboxisbetta 3 месяца назад

    I was scrolling for the last 10 minutes looking for something to watch. Thank you tree.

  • @Blaze_1221
    @Blaze_1221 2 месяца назад +1

    10:51 you know you fucked up when the Raiders player with a Raiders TATTOO is telling you I’m demanding a trade