Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'We're Gay' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001
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- When the police corner the guys and their monkey at a diner, Jay and Bob develop an idiotic plan to escape.
In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (Will Ferrell)
About Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. But when the dopey duo learn that they’ve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bob’s raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.
Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'We're Gay' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001
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“That’s one _fine_ looking boy you’re raising there.”
I love this movie so much.
"Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the cock." 😂😂😂
So many great actors in this movie. This movie probably has the best cameos of all time
Not no more...
@@comicbookprodigy995 yes.. still better than whatever you saying… which I feel like is avengers🤮
@@bills689-7 I was referring to Jay & Silent Bob: Reboot!
@@comicbookprodigy995 lol word. Never mind then
@@bills689-7 u guys gay for each other or somethin
"Come on out with your hands up and surrender the orangutan"
"Think they're talking about us?" 😂😂😂
No. Two other idiots with an orangutan.
Miramax was like “The” studio of the 90’s and early 2000’s
Harvey was having a LOT of fun back in those days!
jeebs621 watching the Scary Movies 1@2 the best
TheWimmse those poor women!
Yeah, it's hard to say whether the studio made their own success or were just fortunate to be around at a time when independent cinema really started to take off.
Like a24 now
I find it is so funny when the sheriff says "They may be gay". I dont know why but I cant stop laughing at that line. Even after like 18 years or so.
bozitojugg3rn4ut MiraMax was legend made really good movies as I’m a film buff, mainly stuff with Jay & Silent Bob like Dogma, Mallrats an Clerks.
It's crazy the sheriff is judd nelson who plays John bender in the breakfast club damn this movie had alot of stars in it
Judd Nelson, he was fkin harsh
They cut it off right before... _"Alright boys, let's go back to the station house and corn hole us a drunk."_
oye. that be just sad.
Haha!! I came here just for that,actually...and right before Ferrell says"thank you sheriff,you taught me so much..." And Judd goes "Fuck this asshole! " And then your qoute...judd nelson was a savage in this one.😂😂😂
"The political fiasco I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfucking Brady Bunch go!" XD
best line. in a bunch of great lines.
😂😂🤣🤣 never laughed so hard when i first seen this movie at that line 😩😫😫☠💀🤣🤣😂😂 my ass was about 9 or 10
aggressive passive aggresive
I love that even Will Ferrell calls him "silent Bob"
Judd Nelson "un-fucking-believable." made me spill my drink.
He’s fucking harsh
I was in tears then and now 😂😂😂
That’s Johnny ringo lol
“That was them wasn’t it?”
I always lose it at “butt fucking Brady Bunch” 😂
Will Ferrell and Judd Nelson 😂 Gotta love em 😍
wait wait hold up! you telling me that John Bender was in this movie and i never realized it?? what the sh*t???
Pete Rodriguez III i had no idea that was him lol
I love you too
@Ali Chaudhry Would you consider yourself to be a good person?
How many lies have you told, and what do you call someone who lies? Have you ever stolen something, and what do you call someone who steals? Have you ever taken God’s name in vain (very serious; in Old Testament times, the Jews wouldn’t even say the name of God for fear of blasphemy) - even ‘OMG’? One more: Jesus said whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery in his heart; have you ever looked with lust?
Well I’m not judging you - but if you’ve done these things then you’re a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer-at-heart; that’s how seriously God takes sin. He is Holy (perfectly good/righteous and separate from sin) which means that H e is perfect in justice - and if He were to judge you by the moral law (we’ve already looked at 4 commandments) would you be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? The answer is hell - the wrath of God upon you for your sin. Is that concerning?
But fortunately, God’s will is not that you perish. He wants all men everywhere to be saved. So do you know what He did for us guilty sinners? In self-giving mercy, He sent His Son Jesus Christ. He lived the perfect life that we should have lived - tempted at all points and yet He NEVER sinned. Through His life, being in very nature God, He revealed God to men; but we in our hatred condemned Him to death. On that cross as Jesus suffered, He took on the sin of the world and was judged in our place; receiving God’s wrath. You and I broke God’s law, but Jesus paid the fine. God can justly forgive us.
On that cross He died, then He was buried, but 3 days later He was raised from the dead - conquering death and Hell and ushering in The Kingdom of God. He then ascended to the right hand of God the Father (where He came from) now Lord of the living and the dead. God has fixed a date when He will judge the world in righteousness. What you need to do is repent (In humility, acknowledge your sin before God and turn to a relationship with Him) and trust ALONE in Jesus Christ and His work on the cross; and God will grant you the gift of the Holy Spirit. Then be baptised.
When you place your trust in Jesus - the Lord and Saviour - these things will happen:
1) God will forgive the sins that you have committed; they were paid for by Jesus at the cross.
2) The perfect life that Jesus lived will be credited to you. He will find you holy and blameless on judgement day (and now), as Christ’s righteousness covers you.
3) You receive a place in Christ’s kingdom as an adopted child of God. God becomes your Father. Eternal life isn’t just about living forever, but a personal relationship with God Himself. That life can start now; The Father will reveal Himself to you if you seek Him.
4) God doesn’t just save you from the penalty of your sin (Hell). He can save you from the power of sin itself. Whoever practices sin is a slave of sin; but when you repent and believe the gospel [WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED] the Holy Spirit comes to dwell in you and sanctify you (working in you to further abandon sin and turn to the will of God). When the end of the age comes, and eternity begins, this work will be brought to completion as you are finally freed from the presence of sin.
Jesus offers to take away your sin and to give you His righteousness; you must receive it by faith. Choose this day if you will align with the world, or with Jesus and His kingdom - only His is eternal.
ROMANS 10:9 - If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved
@@michaal105 Jesus loves the little children
He certainly looks insatiable.
18 years later and this shit is so true
Matthew Slee the shit was true 18 years ago
I know. I was just saying that. Lol
Just know its coming back cause we "loves the cock" haha
@Liberty or Death they got arrested though
They didnt initially arrest them because of evidence
what?
"We're gay" ah yes, the Kevin spacey defense...
Anthony lied about Spacey. As probably did all the other guys who dropped their cases.
@@mittenil2972are you trying to sit there defending someone found not guilty because fair enough
Let me guess...the whole thing was consensual, and everyone is being huge homophobes for calling out that gay pedophile?
“Don’t make us go back to our liberal city home with tales of prejudice and bigotry from the heart of Utah”
I feel like libs ment well back than but they have kinda moved towards being far leftists now -like I used to be dem/ lib and I’m more lib republican now.
SimmerDown Now they never meant well, and their ideas have always been morally corrupt
@@Sky-tg5rt Yep. That's why I am mostly libertarian. It basically takes the best parts from both sides and combines it into one. And it leaves out the shitty parts. I pretty much believe that aslong as you are not effecting anyone else, you can do what you want.
TheSP33DFREAK that’s just the gayest ideology
Funny ...... and true.
The greatest duo in all of modern comedy. I would say of all time but Abott and Castello are beyond everyone
Who?
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!
This scene is actually pretty damn funny. I think I'll give this movie a chance.
Omg YES. You have to watch this movie. Start to finish. So damn funny but a tad politically incorrect. Kinda like Superbad. Filled with homophobic remarks, Jays personality is something else 😂. Also you wouldn’t believe how man major movie stars show up in this film.
One of my favourite movies of all time!
And now you need to see the sequel.
You should have given it a chance a long long time ago
so did you enjoy it? this and clit commander were absolutely hilarious scenes.
this movie is full of missed golden lines like "butt-fucking brady bunch" also included in this list are "oh what a lovely tea party"
he loves the kokc
I just realized this was Judd Nelson, wow.
“...Butt fucking Brady bunch”.🤣🤣
I don't know why but I found it funny when Suzanne was tapping her spoon on the table as Jay was rapping Fuck The Police lmao
Jay says he's no strategist; ever see mallrats?
1:12 Say what you will about the Marshal, but that strategy is pretty clever. Making everyone think the building will be fired upon to draw them out.
Fun Fact: the cliff in the background @3:44 is the same cliff which Bill and Ted were pushed off of by the two evil robots!
That's because it's from a famous Star Trek episode, pretty sure they reference that episode in Bill and Ted 2
Cool ! 😎
....... Which was also the cliff Captain Kirk fought aliens on in the 50's!
Yeah that's Vasquez rocks! Basically in my backyard
idiots its called Vasquez rocks its been used in countless movies and tv shows .. and its even a joke in Aliens when they say "you rocks!" to Vasquez, she was the Latino character chick that was a bad ass
Honestly, this is like psychic shit. 2001 was 20 years early.
No you're just too young to know this shit isn't new.
@@shayneb3540 Yup
None of these people, except maybe jay, would dare make fun of gay people or homosexual relationships nowadays
The way the orangutan is looking at bob 😄😂😂
1:29
I definitely enjoyed Will Ferrell in this film.
i watched this exactly 20 years ago. It was funny........now its reality
"butt-fucking Brady Bunch" lmfao
Judd Nelson is still fuckin harsh
I wish they could've had a random Paul Gleason cameo in which he tells the sheriff "You still owe me two weeks of detention!"
Carrie Fisher's finest role to date!
@Nåmêlëśš Sîñčė Ëxìśtëńčê shes in the movie just not this scene
I haven't rewatched any movie as often as I've rewatched this film. It is stupid through and through but that's what makes it great.
Fuck beans. That was them wasn't it? Lol. 😂
Un-fucking-believable...
"You r free to leave SIR'S." AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!😂😂😂 I hear this first time in my life,sir in plural!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😂😂😂😂
Lmao. I like how they planned on shooting and tear gas the diner while innocent people were in there 😂
The Sheriff is “Bender” from The Breakfast Club *mindblown*
Woah. He looks so different.
And Hot Rod from Transformers
He looks like Jason Lee
A criminal became a cop
And that cop from New Jack City
Will Ferrell 😂🤣
This came out 23 years ago. Excuse me while I go have a panic attack.
This is where I learned of wills genius
lol yo this and George Carlins part are the best parts in the movie .
I always wondered how well a diner in the middle of fucking nowhere would do business wise. Seems like an odd place to set up shop.
Well it's more likely that this diner wouldn't be too far away from a small town or something if it is in the middle of nowhere it's business would probably come from almost exclusively truckers couriers and other people whose line of work includes traveling.
@@garganrose wow dude u might be right... I haven't thought about it enough but u have pointed out some stuff I didn't even think about on my first read of tha other man's comment... very impressive.. quite a mind u have i can't lie
No competition lol
A movie like this TODAY wouldnt be considered
3:26
The way he says "FUCKBEANS!" is hilarious
23 people are afraid of The C.L.I.T. 😅😎
Lmao
Im not i love the c.l.i.t
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER
U gotta see the whole movie to find this funny lol personally I think this is top 10 funniest movie of all time
So we can just go?..
3:26 I still say that and still funny as hell when he says that
Judd Nelson!!!
Liberal City Home LMFAO
That’s the last thing I need. A bunch of uppity homosexuals running their mouth off to the liberal media.
Willem DaFuckedUp Triggered much?
One of my ex-girlfriends waited so long for this movie to come out and we saw it in the theatre. When the name Marshal Willenholly was announced, I think I was the only one who laughed out loud. My chick didn't understand why that was funny so she got mad at me for the embarrassing outburst. I had to ask her, "Did you not watch Land of the Lost when you were younger? (we were the same age) So, I sang to her MARSHALL, WiLL and HOLLY, On a routine expedition...met the greatest earthquake ever known. I don't think she ever saw that show. That night went bad for me. :( Oh well, it was over 20 years ago. lol
Land of the Lost was the shit. I remember watching it when I was like 5. I'd go nuts the few times they'd actual show a dinosaur.
This movie was so progressive
In today's context, I can't believe the humor in this movie😂😂🤟
Some people think Will Ferell's character is an idiot but he is on to something about Jay being part of a homosexual couple.
I mean...he's kinda right.
Hey, Jay and silent Bob are heterolifemates
Is it silly? Is it not that funny? Yes!! But i love it
God the Sheriff was frustratingly stupid
Mooby's must be a National restaurant chain.
In this series yes. The movie Dogma pretty much outlined everything about Mooby's. It started out as a kid's book. Then became a sensation of toys, restaurants, theme parks and magazines.
It's McDonald's
@@petecamacho3513 In 'Clerks II', The building it's in is a retrofitted 'Burger King'. Seriously, it is...
@@petecamacho3513 Its McDonalds meets Disney
@@Shanethefilmmaker the only one i haven't seen.
"And the only thing I do recognize right now is a political fiasco here, that I'm about to avoid by letting this butt fucking Brady Bunch go!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It seems that they did learn something from the hitchhiking secene with George Carlin.
“Let’s go back to the station house and cornhole us a drunk.”
2:47 “UN***KIN’ believable!”
Lol
Do not shoot!😂
well, damn, forgot Will Ferrell was in this movie! its been a long time since I watched this movie haha
Karl Pilkington should of talked about this.
It's amazing how ahead of its time this was
Will ferrell its Just another shit, funniest man ive ever seen! Cracks me up every time!
Butt-fucking Brady Bunch. I died.
Anyone notice that when Will Ferrel says "b%tt f%cking Brady bunch" - the cop behind him is DYIN'?
many will Ferrell movies and skits have a lot of bloopers in them because he's very good at making actors break character, some of them doesn't get cut, will Ferrell is super funny
"You stay out of this, you rapey little chimp."
Weepy*
Oh, how I miss the days when you could say this kind of stuff without having to issue an apology.
Right?
I hope Will is gonna be back in Reboot.
Will Ferrells portrayal of cops was a joke 20 years ago. Now this is just protocol, at least in cities.
Butt F**king Brady Bunch 🤣🤣🤣 Dave Chappell is gonna be just fine.
This will never not be funny
Are you fucking crazy?!?!?!😂
Legends!
FWM: And the only thing I do recognize right now is a political fiasco here, that I’m about to avoid by letting this butt-fucking Brady bunch go!
Me: 💀
Just when you thought J&S movies couldn't be better comes Will Ferrell and freaking makes it devine.
1:29 That face!! So adorable!!!!!!
Back when you could smoke in a diner
That was great!
1:13 Hit the deck we're gonna open fire! there's people still sitting down and standing up in the background
"Well, he certainly looks insatiable."
jay always goin hard on bob on the gay stuff lol
Wonder if the sheriff has another Saturday free? 🤔
The sound design and editing is too much 😂 I shouldn’t have been exposed to this at eight years old
Funny how Utah looks like Vasquez Rocks...
Looks like Johnny Bender turned out ok after all
Oh wow!! I totally forgot the butt fucking Brady bunch line!!!!
when you think about it jay must of just screamed at that kid and said "get your fucking cloths off ya little shit head!" made the kid strip then put the cloths on a monkey..... so there is a naked kid in that diner through half of this scene.....
“Butt fucking Brady bunch” lmao
I like to think Kevin Smith had a good emotional attachment to the Orangutan. This scene at 1:29 makes me think it's possible.
I miss smoking in restaurants.
Butt fucking Brady bunch, that's fucking gold
"Sirs" 😂
You stink of too many jays and I'm holding you with everyone else. Johnny cat!
My top 10 comedy rotation ABSOLUTELY contains Jay and Silent Bob strike back. Funny as fuck!
RIP to Mark my good friend who was murdered recently, he loved this movie as much as me because, he was the one who showed me it!
Im really sorry to hear about your friend may he rest in peace
@@Latinspidey98 Thank you.
@@TVmadethemdoit Anytime man i lost family in my life and it's never easy so i understand
The left took notes here lol