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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @Ribsi
    @Ribsi 2 года назад +1068

    This guy killed an entire spider lineage with a fucking broom

    • @michaell9828
      @michaell9828 2 года назад +55

      A fucking broom! … his name is John wick

    • @PlumDaPlum
      @PlumDaPlum 2 года назад +35

      At least 20 spiders escaped

    • @suvam3489
      @suvam3489 2 года назад

      And the guy in your dp destroyed 80% world population by just a worm

    • @eternalblessing4984
      @eternalblessing4984 2 года назад +25

      The broom is probably seems like a Godly Warhammer to a spider

    • @MisterEvvvSymphoenix
      @MisterEvvvSymphoenix 2 года назад +26

      I find it highly unlikely that he killed all of them, as he probably realised, when he went to bed that night and didn't check under the covers before sealing his fate beneath them.

  • @hajilee4539
    @hajilee4539 2 года назад +1235

    This is why you catch and release. Not to save the spider, *to save yourself.*

    • @04SlhS
      @04SlhS 2 года назад +40

      deodorant flamethrower

    • @PlumDaPlum
      @PlumDaPlum 2 года назад +9

      Nah that spider Gon survive 10s of fire

    • @dots1761
      @dots1761 2 года назад +1

      Or just squish them with something flat to kill everything in one swing instead of only part of it.

    • @vang3001
      @vang3001 Год назад +12

      spider comes back but with its thousands of babies adults: you remember how you kicked me out of my home? T I M E F O R R E V E N G E

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Год назад

      Make it a floor pancake instead.

  • @Zorla4
    @Zorla4 Год назад +415

    If you see a spider with a sparkly butt..
    Don’t kill it.
    Those sparkles are the babies eyes.
    They will go everywhere.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Год назад +22

      Burn it, make it as flat as a paper sheet, trap it in a jar. Problem solved. 🤷‍♀️

    • @KxTKx
      @KxTKx Год назад +10

      IM ITCHING AAAQ

    • @gundamdetractor337
      @gundamdetractor337 Год назад +1

      "A Gundam Fighter never gives up in battle, no matter what fate may cast before us."
      -Domon Kasshu

    • @theaddictgamer31
      @theaddictgamer31 Год назад

      How TF do You regonize sparkly butt, in this 240p Video, I don’t see Shit.

  • @strykerj2262
    @strykerj2262 Год назад +268

    The fact that the guy just casually sweeps the rest back into the pile lmao

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Год назад

      😂😂😂

    • @kanifis
      @kanifis Год назад +8

      Probably Australian. those people are insane

    • @JFreetard
      @JFreetard Год назад

      @@kanifis australians would either live with the spider or handle the spider with care

    • @raulvidal2343
      @raulvidal2343 4 месяца назад

      To you it was a nightmare, to an Aussie, it was Monday

  • @vit-t680
    @vit-t680 2 года назад +317

    When the boss has a second health bar

  • @elbraxtino519
    @elbraxtino519 3 года назад +705

    The spider summoned his annoying minions!

  • @sinkingpyramidsofgizainegyp
    @sinkingpyramidsofgizainegyp 2 года назад +1387

    And this is why you dont kill spiders, and instead just put them in a cup and yeet them outside

    • @Nomoohyun6974
      @Nomoohyun6974  2 года назад +107

      😮👍

    • @-_-2710
      @-_-2710 2 года назад +181

      i know what to do but i don't know if i have the strength to do it

    • @KushDragon420
      @KushDragon420 2 года назад +92

      Nah, just stomp. Hard. The babies squish the same as the mother. If you are worried it wasnt enough, do the ol' ankle twist before you lift.

    • @outlastingflame1614
      @outlastingflame1614 2 года назад +43

      @@KushDragon420 gross mess 👎

    • @Average.Enjoyer555
      @Average.Enjoyer555 2 года назад +72

      @@KushDragon420 deodorant flamethrower 🤷

  • @youtubewatcher4955
    @youtubewatcher4955 Год назад +237

    That broom eliminated an entire lineage. A legendary weapon indeed.

  • @ginidontthinkso4282
    @ginidontthinkso4282 2 года назад +361

    Context, wolf spiders carry babies on their back….don’t smash them

    • @04SlhS
      @04SlhS 2 года назад

      that's why you eiter smash them so hard so babies get smashed too or deodorant flamethrower

    • @PlumDaPlum
      @PlumDaPlum 2 года назад +26

      They learned the hard way

    • @dots1761
      @dots1761 2 года назад

      Or squish them with something flat so it kills them and the children.

    • @batsy2488
      @batsy2488 2 года назад

      i ruined the 69 likes

    • @Cowell971
      @Cowell971 Год назад

      Pass or smash ass??? SMASH

  • @hamivel6229
    @hamivel6229 2 года назад +213

    a thousand spiders just watched their mother be brutally murdered right in front of them

    • @kahwaneliza7071
      @kahwaneliza7071 2 года назад +49

      And they're gonna remember it

    • @yorland1860
      @yorland1860 2 года назад +5

      @@kahwaneliza7071 f

    • @odinson2273
      @odinson2273 2 года назад +18

      And then joined her.
      Talk about a wild ride

    • @04SlhS
      @04SlhS 2 года назад +8

      spider babies kill their own mother anyway lol

    • @yorland1860
      @yorland1860 2 года назад +12

      @@04SlhS no, only a few species of spiders practice cannibalism, and that is not the case with this garden spider, called Lycosidae.

  • @rollofenrir3154
    @rollofenrir3154 3 года назад +328

    The soundtrack is an understatement 💀💀💀

  • @dark-5825
    @dark-5825 2 года назад +164

    You see, this is why you keep a flamethrower ready when dealing with spiders

  • @bennja010
    @bennja010 Год назад +30

    You best believe that one spider that survives is gonna come back years later and end your whole bloodline

    • @nefarioulyte9996
      @nefarioulyte9996 Год назад +1

      YOU, YES YOU, YOU KILLED MY MOTHER AND MY 3899 BROTHERS AND SISTERS! I. WILL. END. YOU. PREPARE TO DIE! *Gets smashed with broom, cycle repeats.*

  • @Cellmate
    @Cellmate Год назад +35

    When you think you won but then there's a phase 2 that's even worse.

  • @thumbsup08
    @thumbsup08 2 года назад +101

    This would actually freak me out. I am EXTREMELY afraid of spiders. If I saw that I would probably scream and drop the broom.

    • @goddamndoor
      @goddamndoor 2 года назад +2

      I mean at least he was booming them so they don't go away, if you just run then good luck the babies will escape and you might have a bit of a problem on your hands.

    • @tea_n_ink
      @tea_n_ink 2 года назад +4

      SAME HERE, THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY BUT I HAVE TOO MUCH ARACHNOPHOBIA :D

    • @Ekraelum
      @Ekraelum Год назад

      I'd just burn the whole house down

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Год назад +1

      And let the hundreds of kids AND the mom invade your house... 🤦‍♀️

    • @EricWBurton
      @EricWBurton Год назад +1

      This same thing happened to me in the philippines, except the broom was a slipper. The mom was stunned and dropped to the ground, releasing all her babies! We kept finding babies in the shower for weeks afterward.

  • @Caesar_s1d
    @Caesar_s1d 3 года назад +191

    This genuinely horrified me…

    • @Шторм77777
      @Шторм77777 2 года назад

      Same

    • @David_Rg
      @David_Rg 2 года назад

      omg same ☠️

    • @MisterEvvvSymphoenix
      @MisterEvvvSymphoenix 2 года назад +2

      Then here's an alt perspective!
      Mama Spider: "I've never been so happy in my life! Never thought I'd make it to adulthood, but now I'm blessed with a huge family! All my kids love me, and I love them! Life has been kind to me!"
      *(Eldritch, two-legged, pink-skinned, towering thing approaches)*
      0:10 Mama Spider: "I- I'm ... still alive! *Children, h-hurry! We can make it! We can still-!*
      *(Eldritch, two-legged, pink-skinned, towering thing is a completionist.)*

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Год назад

      the genuine horror is when you realize that the reason there's hundreds of them... is so that they can cannibalize each other until only the Strongest ones control that territory

  • @garfield322
    @garfield322 2 года назад +41

    According to the spider civilization, this is a genocide against the spiders

  • @leonburgosmeneses8468
    @leonburgosmeneses8468 2 года назад +9

    Phase 1: "Spider, Stalker of the house"
    Phase 2: "The thousand"

  • @mitchellginn7730
    @mitchellginn7730 Год назад +9

    The SPIDER doesn’t have much health or attack, but it won’t die until all it’s minions die too.
    It’s minions have a 1% chance to drop spider silk, and that’s their only drop. Plus, they deal 2763 poison-type damage and insane knockback.

  • @gundamdetractor337
    @gundamdetractor337 Год назад +3

    "They aren't bad, but they tend to group together, making them easy targets."
    -Trowa Barton

  • @theortheo2401
    @theortheo2401 Год назад +10

    either put it outside, or burn it, both cases will save you from the tide. Also, spiders are quite flammable, don't ask how I know.

  • @matthiasbachetzky3085
    @matthiasbachetzky3085 2 года назад +302

    Just stay cool: take a vacuum cleaner, drive to a space shuttle, throw the cleaner into the shuttle, shoot it into the space and shoot another rocket on the shuttle to destroy it.
    Just a normal calm reaction.

    • @redcreepypastanes3355
      @redcreepypastanes3355 2 года назад +1

      Spider : *so you have chosen death.*

    • @04SlhS
      @04SlhS 2 года назад +1

      deodorant flamethrower

    • @Maddiejay94
      @Maddiejay94 2 года назад +1

      I love it

    • @iwantabigpiece
      @iwantabigpiece Год назад +6

      Instructions unclear: Spiders are now raining from the sky and I'm now leaving Earth in my own shuttle

    • @weeblordgaming6062
      @weeblordgaming6062 Год назад +1

      Too calm, full scale nuclear war is minimum for this lvl of threat

  • @me_6174
    @me_6174 2 года назад +55

    HANS, GET THE FLAMENWERFER

    • @lenoobxd
      @lenoobxd Год назад

      WE SHALL COMMIT ARSON FOR OUR OWN GOOD

  • @Tower-kn1dr
    @Tower-kn1dr 2 года назад +17

    You have killed innocent mother on her offspring eyes.

    • @lorddarkness8666
      @lorddarkness8666 2 года назад +1

      Don't care

    • @PlumDaPlum
      @PlumDaPlum 2 года назад +3

      They will remember it…
      Keep your eyes open when sleeping

  • @mathsasian
    @mathsasian Год назад +1

    deserved traumatic experience, spiders are friends

  • @ironnatepup
    @ironnatepup 2 года назад +12

    *Rom, the Vacuous Spider*

  • @tactishovel2247
    @tactishovel2247 2 года назад +19

    First thought: no No NO *NO* Second thought: Rom the Vacuous Spider.

    • @arkii8540
      @arkii8540 2 года назад

      The Duke's Dear Freja

  • @lordgilgamesh8762
    @lordgilgamesh8762 Год назад +2

    With such violence, I think you're the boss, not the spider, lol

  • @PhatBoyFresh
    @PhatBoyFresh 3 года назад +31

    Actual genocide, no cap.

  • @steamcaz8734
    @steamcaz8734 Год назад +1

    This is why you have to set it on fire.

  • @ericc698
    @ericc698 2 года назад +26

    Great now they’re coming back for vengeance
    One definitely got away

  • @mr.einwood2384
    @mr.einwood2384 2 года назад +6

    This is how it feels to fight Rom the first time.... and all the other times as well

  • @kurtkan5566
    @kurtkan5566 2 года назад +6

    This is literally just Rom the Vacuous spider

  • @Jay33_
    @Jay33_ Год назад +1

    It entered phase 2😂

  • @RyanDunn20611
    @RyanDunn20611 Год назад +1

    broom damage is over 9000!

  • @Kurumi_6_10th
    @Kurumi_6_10th Год назад +2

    bro that broom is screaming for a successor 😭🔫🔫🔫🔫

  • @giehlemanns
    @giehlemanns Год назад +4

    at least he gave his character a pretty massive amount of HP

  • @Mahavegan
    @Mahavegan 2 года назад +3

    You will be haunted by their tormented souls

  • @Devakrish12
    @Devakrish12 Год назад +3

    My heart skipped 34 beats

  • @exbelion3543
    @exbelion3543 Год назад +1

    I hate it when a hard boss summons ads just to annoy. Remnant suffered from this with almost all of the bosses

  • @eliassoto8916
    @eliassoto8916 Год назад +1

    Should of used a flamethrower, works every time.

  • @omega_6777
    @omega_6777 2 года назад +10

    Least awful day in Australia:

  • @raverageerror3987
    @raverageerror3987 Год назад +1

    This gives me nostalgia...
    "OMG IT GAVE BIRTH!?!"

  • @ziggytheassassin5835
    @ziggytheassassin5835 2 года назад +31

    "You will experience true horror"

    • @absoutezeo2126
      @absoutezeo2126 Год назад

      If you're going to quote something, at least get the quote right. Especially if it's this short lmao.

  • @zohan90210
    @zohan90210 Год назад

    leave one alive and you will never be safe, broomguy just created hundreds of batmans

  • @supernova00500
    @supernova00500 Год назад

    Time to start chucking Chaos Bed Vestiges like there's no tomorrow.

  • @devonmcdaniel1176
    @devonmcdaniel1176 2 года назад +2

    At that point... Spider can have the house... And a Molotov Cocktail, to boot

  • @goober010
    @goober010 2 года назад +4

    Didn’t know rom had a irl inspiration

  • @jenniegraham4281
    @jenniegraham4281 Год назад

    It’s like those bosses that are just huge enemies and when you kill them they split into smaller minions like slimes from Minecraft or Mario goombas!

  • @5yen279
    @5yen279 Год назад +5

    это нормально, что при просмотре всё моё тело покрылось мурашками?

  • @DeaDgamer6600
    @DeaDgamer6600 Год назад +1

    The same thing happened to me but with a cockroach with an enormous size

  • @UpliftingAura
    @UpliftingAura 3 года назад +23

    how many breads have you eaten in your lifetime (it’s “how many slices of bread” but wtvr)

  • @GodLagcher
    @GodLagcher Год назад

    The definition of when theres 1 there's more.

  • @lextavactchi
    @lextavactchi 2 года назад +1

    Marceline, The Mother

  • @Wandering_Weeb
    @Wandering_Weeb Год назад +1

    Phase 1: spider
    Phase 2: spiders

  • @逗花-m2f
    @逗花-m2f Год назад

    Bro killed the spider, but the boss hp bar still remains max

  • @dualie5466
    @dualie5466 2 года назад +2

    Rom, the vacuous spider.

  • @lucifer3121
    @lucifer3121 2 года назад +4

    Best strategy: The kid is not my son, WWOOOOOO

  • @GavinMFR
    @GavinMFR 2 года назад +1

    "IT GAVE BIRTH"

  • @holywarden1141
    @holywarden1141 2 года назад +12

    Damn that second phase hits hard

  • @sayko9303
    @sayko9303 2 года назад +5

    Second phases be like:

  • @nr21_7ndrd52
    @nr21_7ndrd52 Год назад

    When boss calls his minions mid fight

  • @massa04.5
    @massa04.5 Год назад

    *equips flamethrower with malicious intent*

  • @ethanrenckly
    @ethanrenckly 3 года назад +22

    Oh GOD NO!!!

  • @Someone-qq6pj
    @Someone-qq6pj Год назад

    That's when you grab the flamethrower.

  • @wolfbreakstheblock406
    @wolfbreakstheblock406 Год назад

    Special move: Scatter! Spider releases all the babies. If one gets away it watches a batman movie and becomes spider batman and hunts you down

  • @user-fm3vj5im1m
    @user-fm3vj5im1m Год назад

    I was waiting for the spider to jump at the camera and then for the “YOU DIED” splash screen at the end

  • @cigdemsarc1243
    @cigdemsarc1243 3 года назад +9

    İt carrying babies at her back

  • @ArabMemeEngineer
    @ArabMemeEngineer Год назад

    Rom literally one second into his fight

  • @BongooVR
    @BongooVR Год назад

    “We go burn the whole house down” AJR

  • @p.8530
    @p.8530 2 года назад +1

    You’ve been invaded by spider’s minions

  • @percival371
    @percival371 Год назад

    Through slaying the Broodmother you have summoned her swarm

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ 2 года назад +9

    And that's why pacifism is always the right choice

  • @nicholascazmay2126
    @nicholascazmay2126 Год назад

    I would burn the house down and never look back.

  • @Anne_Grapple
    @Anne_Grapple Год назад

    Duke's Dear Freja bossfight in a nutshell.

  • @ziril3972
    @ziril3972 2 года назад +1

    This is genuinely distressing lmao

  • @ryon5174
    @ryon5174 Год назад

    Reminded of the DS1 Daughters of Ash Pinwheel fight

  • @OceanbornAngel
    @OceanbornAngel Год назад +1

    If this was made by Disney/EA they'd have an option to turn spiders in the game off.

  • @MrMrDEADCELL
    @MrMrDEADCELL Год назад

    there is a reason they say, "Kill them with fire."

  • @Vidchemy
    @Vidchemy Год назад

    Wish I had my phone the time I moved a planter and ants started streaming from the water reservoir. Had a similar visual effect to this video

  • @ACircleGuy2763
    @ACircleGuy2763 Год назад

    That one boss battle:

  • @mr.calamity8886
    @mr.calamity8886 2 года назад +1

    Flush or burn them. NEVER smash

  • @stanpli4626
    @stanpli4626 Год назад +1

    I thought that the spider took 0 damage and it was about to run on the broom and 1 bang you lmao

  • @krisgamer008
    @krisgamer008 Год назад

    When the health bar goes back up

  • @Arengeesus
    @Arengeesus Год назад

    You see lads, this is why flamethrower exists

  • @haraldwolf7822
    @haraldwolf7822 Год назад

    HANS, GET THE FLAMETHROWER!

  • @fattcoke4705
    @fattcoke4705 Год назад

    Pov: You get to that one room in Nightmare of Mensis

  • @mohammedz9294
    @mohammedz9294 Год назад

    My youtube app crashed as soon as he hit the spider lmao, talk about perfect timing

  • @pikkuappo
    @pikkuappo 2 года назад

    バイオハザードやん…
    実際にもこうやって出てくることあるのか

  • @Samenamena
    @Samenamena 6 месяцев назад

    It could be funnier if the spider lost HP

  • @missrebel634
    @missrebel634 2 года назад +2

    Rom the vacuous Spiders Cousin

  • @MEOW-sh9qz
    @MEOW-sh9qz Год назад +1

    One of those spider will be come Eren

  • @johnd.coffey5760
    @johnd.coffey5760 Год назад +1

    The HP didn't lowerd 💀
    That means.....

  • @RennieAsh
    @RennieAsh Год назад

    Spidrt of the Broomeal Valley

  • @YourLocalMonkey1
    @YourLocalMonkey1 Год назад

    Damn bro thats alot of spiders inside of a spider

  • @MrLM002
    @MrLM002 Год назад

    This is what fire is for.

  • @nileredsexperiment834
    @nileredsexperiment834 Год назад

    Bruh the person is cruel. They just killed a mother spider and some of its babies just minding their own business. Oof…

  • @Harry_Jbxfrd
    @Harry_Jbxfrd 2 года назад

    Spider:you fool, I have 90 alternate accounts

  • @CarlosVoytyla2137
    @CarlosVoytyla2137 Год назад

    First souls boss be like:

  • @akunbuatyutupan4573
    @akunbuatyutupan4573 Год назад

    This is why you should bring mother