"Women Watching Porn" - Shane Gillis (Beautiful Dogs 2023)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2023
  • Shane Gillis (Beautiful Dogs 2023)
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Комментарии • 174

  • @ethansaunders
    @ethansaunders 8 месяцев назад +425

    Shane Gillis has got to be one of the funniest people on this earth 😂 his timing / obscure but accurate references are hilarious

    • @nikitaw1982
      @nikitaw1982 7 месяцев назад

      they practice the same delivery over and over. how does he add those laughs everytime??

    • @ethansaunders
      @ethansaunders 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@nikitaw1982 it’s part of his delivery. The moments he takes to laugh to himself is funny to me and others, and many comedians use this to both add pauses and build up to the punchline. Plus - if he creates all of these jokes himself then they are funny concepts to him. So whether he practices it 100 times or not , saying it in front of the crowd and waiting for a reaction allows for some awkward moments to be filled by this awkward laughter. 😅 at least this is how I see it.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 4 месяца назад

      @@ethansaunders I think you're right on. Not like I have a degree in "comedian psycho-sociality" or anything, but there's prolly a natural pathway from people who deal with their nervousness with laughter and joking to being the sort of person who gets up in front of a crowd to tell jokes.

    • @MetaKnight964
      @MetaKnight964 4 месяца назад

      What's funny about lying about sexuality?

    • @justinwatson6932
      @justinwatson6932 3 месяца назад

      Huh? ​@@MetaKnight964

  • @Belenus3080
    @Belenus3080 7 месяцев назад +269

    He’s 100% right, one time she let me finish on her face, I get super manly leading up to it, but after I just kinda felt sad and bought her a really expensive dinner

    • @redlax4755
      @redlax4755 6 месяцев назад +16

      Yeah...I think that's why she let you finish on her face 😅

    • @sportysp
      @sportysp 5 месяцев назад +21

      Rewarding the behavior eh? I see what you did there

    • @ciscoslugger
      @ciscoslugger 5 месяцев назад

      Haha. You guys are hilarious.

    • @EFSpartan
      @EFSpartan 4 месяца назад +4

      Just never got a girl that was really into it. Some girls are into as fuck. Though they are not great for long term relationships.
      One girl I was with...was too professional. Brought me back to Mexico. Weirded me out.

  • @nathanddrews
    @nathanddrews 7 месяцев назад +93

    That cough at 2:28 is perfect.

  • @kailaniandi
    @kailaniandi 8 месяцев назад +189

    I've never even thought about putting socks on a cat. Wtf😂

    • @MP-ky3hc
      @MP-ky3hc 8 месяцев назад

      Search "Always Sunny In Philadelphia Kitten Mittens"

    • @cosmiccomedy7394
      @cosmiccomedy7394 8 месяцев назад +23

      They freak the fuck out ..when i was a kid my friend put tape on his cats paws and it ran around like a maniac and fell in the pool and he had to jump in and save it

    • @TwoLeftSh0es
      @TwoLeftSh0es 8 месяцев назад +11

      You haven't lived

    • @qwegif9048
      @qwegif9048 7 месяцев назад +9

      what kind of sheltered life do you live that you dunno about kitten mittens

    • @qwegif9048
      @qwegif9048 7 месяцев назад

      @@seanxxx8999 if you arent a literal child then wht you just said is extremely cringe.

  • @theginjaninja6885
    @theginjaninja6885 7 месяцев назад +48

    "you all can squirt, actually."😂😂

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom 7 месяцев назад +145

    The way his voice shakes while doing the vigorous finger banging is hilarious.

  • @dannyd.5324
    @dannyd.5324 8 месяцев назад +143

    Shane never misses man. 😂

  • @dadbod488
    @dadbod488 8 месяцев назад +47

    I gotta figure out how he snuck a camera into my bedroom 🤣😭

    • @Wineblood
      @Wineblood 6 месяцев назад +4

      Go see a doctor and get that cough checked out

  • @nicpete492
    @nicpete492 6 месяцев назад +40

    watched this the other day, my grandma absolutely loved this bit

  • @trademarksmoto
    @trademarksmoto 8 месяцев назад +101

    This special was sooo fucking funny🤣😂😭

  • @BillyBoob-nz6ld
    @BillyBoob-nz6ld 8 месяцев назад +107

    The bit he did later about john cena and down syndrome dudes made me laugh the hardest id laughed so far this year

    • @elloowu6293
      @elloowu6293 8 месяцев назад +2

      🤣🤣 because it's so true and adorable

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 8 месяцев назад +3

      I dont even know the premise but it sounds funny already

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 8 месяцев назад +5

      that's on his other special" live in austin"

    • @69726dat
      @69726dat 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@fuckcensorship69it is, but he returns to it in this special and builds on it even more. So good.

    • @jch010
      @jch010 4 месяца назад

      First time I cried laughing since the Hangover

  • @danielvandam
    @danielvandam 8 месяцев назад +31

    That’s gay

  • @black-galaxy
    @black-galaxy 8 месяцев назад +69

    Wow he is absolutely flawless here
    Fuck
    What a legend

  • @georgelelandturner
    @georgelelandturner 8 месяцев назад +18

    Yo Shane Gillis is a genius this a very accomplished expression of the art form

  • @BIG_Z_69
    @BIG_Z_69 8 месяцев назад +23

    The ending is hilarious and spot on

  • @user-lx9wm2ie7c
    @user-lx9wm2ie7c 8 месяцев назад +51

    It’s true tho my ex wife would want me to do some wild shit in bed outa nowhere 😂

    • @elloowu6293
      @elloowu6293 8 месяцев назад +32

      "Scream at my asshole till you lose your voice"
      You: 😮

    • @ciscoslugger
      @ciscoslugger 5 месяцев назад

      What!? Haha.

    • @whitebuffulo
      @whitebuffulo 4 месяца назад +2

      If she was having an affair that would be another answer for out of no where.

    • @0xCAFEF00D
      @0xCAFEF00D 4 месяца назад

      ​@@whitebuffulo Dude you can keep your infedelity fantasies to yourself rather than implying strangers wives are cheating with nothing to back it up.

  • @SJ-di5zu
    @SJ-di5zu 5 месяцев назад +6

    Has anyone ever googled things to “spice up the bedroom,” and then you just see the wildest suggestions possible? Like it’ll be an article saying “kinky things every couple should try” and it’s like “hold a knife to her throat.” Like wtf, I was just looking for some slightly kinky exciting things to do and I end up on pissplay?? Sex has become so extreme because of porn

  • @devilkid6462
    @devilkid6462 8 месяцев назад +17

    Dude has clearly tried this 😂

  • @TheCreedBratton
    @TheCreedBratton 7 месяцев назад +10

    Shane just won over all the women

  • @Urinalwallpoet
    @Urinalwallpoet 8 месяцев назад +15

    Was that my dawg ears picking up a loud fart at 1:45 . Sounding the war horn for the boys

  • @weeknders
    @weeknders 8 месяцев назад +7

    #1 COMIC IN THE NATION

  • @cls34
    @cls34 8 месяцев назад +9

    “calming a girl’s face”

  • @rotaxrider
    @rotaxrider 6 месяцев назад +5

    The old blind zombie trick. She hates that one. Banging into the doors trying to make it to the bathroom

  • @toddbishop1139
    @toddbishop1139 5 месяцев назад +1

    I absolutely love this guy! He's real!!!!

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom 7 месяцев назад +2

    "you're alright"

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead 7 месяцев назад +30

    I've never understood the whole "squirt" thing.
    Its piss.
    We know it's piss.
    Just say you're into piss.

    • @jackwilson7649
      @jackwilson7649 7 месяцев назад

      I love how people act like there’s a mysterious reservoir of magic fluid that we haven’t discovered in hundreds of years of anatomy and medicine. It’s literally piss. Girl cums so hard she loses control of her “hold the piss in” muscles and we all have to pretend it’s not to protect them from feeling embarrassment. It’s piss. If I made a woman cum so hard she pissed the last thing I’m thinking is “ew what the fuck is wrong with you did you just piss on me?”

    • @nanashipersonne4151
      @nanashipersonne4151 4 месяца назад +2

      Pretty sure, not the same.

    • @mikeity2009
      @mikeity2009 4 месяца назад

      @@spankyspork5808 And what do you think the fluid is?
      Spoiler alert: It's piss.
      Even if it's 70% piss, it's still yellowish liquid coming out a vagina. I.E PISS.

    • @roarbertbearatheon8565
      @roarbertbearatheon8565 4 месяца назад

      The fluid is actually completely different from urine brother how do you still not know that?

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 4 месяца назад

      I can't tell whether you're joking, but I hope you are joking.

  • @MrBooomin
    @MrBooomin 8 месяцев назад +2

    Such a solid bit

  • @j_fl0
    @j_fl0 4 месяца назад +1

    Socks on a cat killed me 😂

  • @FM-dm8xj
    @FM-dm8xj 8 месяцев назад +5

    first time i seen shane nervous

  • @partydean17
    @partydean17 7 месяцев назад +3

    This dude has a gift from God

  • @sirvixhiter
    @sirvixhiter 7 месяцев назад +10

    A funny comedian is so rare these days

    • @nooooooooope3809
      @nooooooooope3809 6 месяцев назад

      Lol what a dumb take

    • @MBheli621
      @MBheli621 5 месяцев назад

      Mark Normand, Sam Morrell, Chrissy D, Andrew Santino, Matt Rife, those are just the younger guys and the list goes on. Those guys are all killers and will make you piss yourself laughing. They’re not rare you’re just not gonna find them on SNL or some mainstream bullshit.

  • @danielfinn9460
    @danielfinn9460 6 месяцев назад +1

    The tightrope over the abyss.

  • @pashkanash1980
    @pashkanash1980 6 месяцев назад +3

    I feel like Shane Gillis is the second coming of Louis CK

  • @Tbanyas1
    @Tbanyas1 7 месяцев назад

    Stellar!🤣

  • @NicolasEubanks
    @NicolasEubanks 6 месяцев назад +3

    I swear somebody let out a little cat fart at 1:44

  • @Carnemexada
    @Carnemexada 8 месяцев назад +10

    It makes me think of Norm's frogger joke.

  • @shawn1495
    @shawn1495 8 месяцев назад +6

    Shane is a legend

  • @cromp3361
    @cromp3361 8 месяцев назад +5

    One of the next greats.

  • @pierelenigus8598
    @pierelenigus8598 8 месяцев назад +4

    This is some funny observational humor!!

  • @alc4117
    @alc4117 8 месяцев назад +10

    He is wayyyyyyyy to good for snl

  • @BS-nt9oc
    @BS-nt9oc 8 месяцев назад

    Goat

  • @rafitiki
    @rafitiki 5 месяцев назад

    so good

  • @everydayvacaytaj
    @everydayvacaytaj 9 дней назад

    This is fucking hilarious. So real

  • @Indygolf7
    @Indygolf7 4 месяца назад

    Andrew Shultz probably cried watching this special😢

  • @Bicloptic
    @Bicloptic 5 месяцев назад

    I couldn’t hold it in when he coughed.

  • @Sriram-ve4ge
    @Sriram-ve4ge 5 месяцев назад

    His laugh is like Louis CK’s

  • @MaxAngor
    @MaxAngor 4 месяца назад

    "I'll just pee." Little did she know...

  • @avi3020
    @avi3020 8 месяцев назад

    Dawgs

  • @doolbeepi3059
    @doolbeepi3059 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love gluing, her eyes shut. That way, she can't see your embarrassing run to the bathroom to get a towel.

  • @soffren
    @soffren 6 месяцев назад +7

    If you love someone, you can do whatever you want, but if you really love them, you will want something very different.

  • @DomVelando
    @DomVelando 7 месяцев назад +1

    cmere
    cmon you're alright 😅

  • @zacksvoboda6050
    @zacksvoboda6050 4 месяца назад

    Where is the audience?

  • @ivanmucyongabo9540
    @ivanmucyongabo9540 7 месяцев назад

    As soon as it hits him

  • @born2love6
    @born2love6 7 месяцев назад +3

    Same energy as when you pick up a toddle Jesus Christ man that’s a killer

  • @ItsMsSue2U7154
    @ItsMsSue2U7154 7 месяцев назад

    Lol. So funny.

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 5 месяцев назад

    I never understood on-the-face. Ever. It made zero sense to me. It's like: "Deposit the goods where they belong, this isn't hard people."

  • @stevenvonsancho
    @stevenvonsancho 8 месяцев назад +2

    Shane gotta stop hanging out with female comics theres normal girls out there bro

  • @themarlboromandalorian
    @themarlboromandalorian 5 месяцев назад +1

    Wow those subtitles are just so incorrect.

  • @Token_MMA
    @Token_MMA 8 месяцев назад

    I CANT FIND THIS FULL SPECIAL ANYWHERE

    • @stoicvibesonly
      @stoicvibesonly 7 месяцев назад

      Netflix

    • @PizzaTHutt
      @PizzaTHutt 6 месяцев назад

      Quit looking under the couch cushions then.

  • @DebsMcC69
    @DebsMcC69 2 месяца назад

    😂

  • @ItsMsSue2U7154
    @ItsMsSue2U7154 7 месяцев назад +1

    Socks on a cat!!!

  • @sjdess
    @sjdess 6 месяцев назад +2

    well that was gross

  • @naneekad3960
    @naneekad3960 8 месяцев назад +1

    Lol this made me more of a fan of him. I guess i underestimated him. Seen him on noe rogan podcasts though

  • @bigt4135
    @bigt4135 5 месяцев назад

    Lol

  • @MarkusAxunIllianus
    @MarkusAxunIllianus 5 месяцев назад +1

    Try different things.

  • @nostrathomas
    @nostrathomas 8 месяцев назад +6

    Shame!

  • @AlxndrXX
    @AlxndrXX 8 месяцев назад

    Why is your favorite part splat on the face? Thats gaie

  • @mikecaldwell7992
    @mikecaldwell7992 7 месяцев назад

    Just give her tequila and she will do about anything

  • @hannotn
    @hannotn 4 месяца назад +2

    Wow, people paid money for that?

  • @Eddierath
    @Eddierath 8 месяцев назад +6

    This show was so dam funny... People don't just shut up and appreciate the humor any more. They always got to Add to the PROFESSIONALS set.

  • @ultimabk
    @ultimabk 8 месяцев назад +2

    Its a girl quality... thats news to me and my experience with many star fish who are too tired to get on top.

  • @chaddtaylor5838
    @chaddtaylor5838 7 месяцев назад +2

    Bruh. Hes like. GUYS dont fuck that good. Im thinkin. Yeah. I DO....and hes like if you do thats gay....AND HES 100%CORRECT BABY !!!🤘🏾🤪

  • @harryradley
    @harryradley 8 месяцев назад

    Think he's being fake with this? How can a famous comic have such a bad sex life?

    • @Night.League
      @Night.League 8 месяцев назад +3

      just observations, you can make funny observations about sex that dont relate to your own experiences

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 5 месяцев назад +1

      most people aren't born famous. This dude has only been on the map for a few years now, so he was an average joe as an adult most likely.

  • @joakimsiljelind118
    @joakimsiljelind118 5 месяцев назад +1

    If you have put socks on your cat to watch it walk after watching porn... You are not watching the right kind of porn...

  • @alexforce9
    @alexforce9 6 месяцев назад

    Well, Im guess Im gay then hahaha

  • @Rmantvg
    @Rmantvg 8 месяцев назад +1

    Some of us can tho

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead 7 месяцев назад

    Jim jefferies did it first

  • @Indomitablespirit108
    @Indomitablespirit108 4 месяца назад

    Are Hunter Biden's movies coming out with the laptop in front of Congress?

  • @joshuajheadley
    @joshuajheadley 7 месяцев назад

    Fun fact: everything about this video is cumpletely false🤣

  • @GMPGMP-jp5ut
    @GMPGMP-jp5ut 8 месяцев назад +4

    Dice basically did this bit on Nortons Down & Dirty show back in 2011. Gillis added a little more to it, but still, it's been done already.

    • @carloluis174
      @carloluis174 8 месяцев назад +7

      Not true.

    • @GMPGMP-jp5ut
      @GMPGMP-jp5ut 8 месяцев назад

      @carloluis174 It is true, look it up.

    • @mastershake8018
      @mastershake8018 7 месяцев назад +6

      Everything has been done already.

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 6 месяцев назад +2

      Nothing new under the sun *(not even AI).

  • @jake-qn3tl
    @jake-qn3tl 8 месяцев назад +7

    Meh. Kinda boring

    • @trevnev2780
      @trevnev2780 8 месяцев назад +4

      no subscribers. no videos. first name JAKE. talk about boring

    • @TheYamahog12
      @TheYamahog12 8 месяцев назад +2

      I’ve seen a few clips where this guy is hilarious. Best Trump impression I’ve seen. But many clips, like this, are really not very good.

    • @Gandalfthegoldenbird
      @Gandalfthegoldenbird 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@TheYamahog12you sound kinda insecure ngl

    • @TheYamahog12
      @TheYamahog12 2 месяца назад

      @@GandalfthegoldenbirdWell your comment makes absolutely no sense!

  • @Cissyslit
    @Cissyslit 8 месяцев назад

    Gilly is a fucking stud.

  • @robertbaker837
    @robertbaker837 7 месяцев назад +7

    Granted, Gillis is by far the funniest of the Rogan bro universe but god, he’s overrated. There’s like 5 guys that have this same joke.

    • @EB-bl6cc
      @EB-bl6cc 5 месяцев назад +1

      this isn't really his best IMO. When he gets into the Trump stuff that is way funnier

    • @sammya1970
      @sammya1970 5 месяцев назад

      Who’s a funnier comedian now?

    • @dahliaherrod4301
      @dahliaherrod4301 4 месяца назад +1

      Who cares? Was it funny?

  • @danielfox3003
    @danielfox3003 8 месяцев назад +9

    I guess I had better girlfriends. Poor guy.

    • @sgtbucksauce9129
      @sgtbucksauce9129 8 месяцев назад

      Dont be gay dude

    • @kylerchocan2833
      @kylerchocan2833 8 месяцев назад +55

      No you didn't

    • @bryanfish7605
      @bryanfish7605 8 месяцев назад +28

      Thanks for letting everyone know you’ve had a girlfriend

    • @Ccthomas-ks1hn
      @Ccthomas-ks1hn 8 месяцев назад +14

      I doubt a guy that’s had a girlfriend would ever make that comment 😂

    • @danielfox3003
      @danielfox3003 8 месяцев назад

      Wow, you guys are so cool and know so much. What’s it like? Please tell. Losers.

  • @stormcorrosion176
    @stormcorrosion176 8 месяцев назад +1

    So not funny

  • @itsnotme987
    @itsnotme987 8 месяцев назад +6

    Joe de rosas joke on the subject was Better. And honestly shane is a one note comedian who calls everything gay

    • @panthersprung5161
      @panthersprung5161 8 месяцев назад +33

      gayest comment YET

    • @AaronTats
      @AaronTats 8 месяцев назад +14

      Damn, you must love John Cena