The One with the Flashback
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- The Acolyte Season 1 is almost over. Is there any chance for redemption for this show that will most likely go down as the worst Star Wars show in history?
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Torbin was like. I’m bored let’s go kidnap some kids. Later Torbin was like I’m going to set here for years and literally do nothing.
Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...
I can't imagine Disney spending more money on a second season, when the numbers and reviews are so bad. They don't even have merch money to draw on anymore, this franchise is a sinkhole.
The funniest thing is trinity takes them all out with mind power feedback, then dies to a half an inch of steel dagger to the chest. lol
She knew that knife was coming, she just can't live with the fact that she's in this shit show.
Every single episode has issues with character motivation. Like as in reasons a character takes a certain action. Every single episode has somethings that just don't make any logical sense
So, it's watch the parts I missed time and let me say a word about Disney and effects. D is known for mismanaging effects companies and forcing them to work in the least efficient way possible. Where did the 180M go? That's where. The effects going down in the last two eps is totally on brand for them because they work on crunch time in the worst way possible. Effects that assist sets or that have reuse are inexpensive. Effects that need to be polished beforehand and that must be redone (or worse, scrapbooked) are expensive. Guess which one D does?
I just watched the episode and I shit you not, it was physically painful to sit through. What a shit show, what a disaster - what fuck-you to the audience, the Jedi, and everything in-between.
The jedi Order survived for 1000s of years like this.
OK
I canceled Disney + a few weeks ago. The shows on Disney + are horribly written trash. It's not worth the money.
At least not a loon that watches a show because their favorite RUclips reviewer hates it, then wonders how it has an audience. Bravo to you!
You are lucky. I got it for free with my new Internet provider.
Shogūn and The Bear are great though, but yeah, agreed.
#metoo
Physical copies are the way!!
The bald green Dominatrix with the whip and the zipper toothed Gimp told me everything I needed to know (and more).
Well, to be fair, they had to splurge on the budget when they bought that $200 metal detector from Radio Shack! Seriously, how much crap can one show produce?
@33min mark, referencing desperate George Lucas, his words are spot on...
Idk what got the critics who had early access mad about episode 3 because THIS one... this episode JUMPED THE SHARK! They revealed that the Jedi team were here to scout out... something, they didn't actually know there was AN ARTIFICIAL CONSTRUCTION BUILT ON A MOUNTAIN as they surveilled the planet. Instead, the way they found out about the coven was Sol coincidentally bumping into the twins in the forest. That's the premise that kicked off this entire story. Oh my... This is so dumb!
$180 million of laundry being done
I keep finding positivity and ways to enjoy the whole story but ultimately end up confused about how the plot plays out that makes me feel indifferent and just be like well here goes another stupid episode mainly of characters and bad decisions. I understand the lore but the choices they made make me mad cuz everything can be avoided some way somehow yet it’s not. Totally not the way of the light side.
Lesbian Headlamp has killed her career in Hollywood before it ever began. She needs to go back to doing what she does best and be the assistant for dirty predators.
Maybe she could fail up and be vice president.
This show is going to get Willowed for a tax write-off.
My conclusion is..they dont care about making money and they are lying about how much these shows actually cost...
Ya mean, like…a scam?
The green lady is Quimirs former master. After she thre him away he lived with witches during the time of the catastrophe
Maybe it’s the horned mom because she got away and would want the Jedi to DIE.
Thing is, modern day star wars doesn't focus on anything relevant to our lives. The. OG trilogy and even the prequels focused on relatable subject matter like religion (the force), personal growth, becoming our best self, the inner battle of light/ dark and finding meaning. it was told in such a way that was logically consistent and entertaining as hell, which is why it was so compelling. Todays SW focuses on nothing of relevance to our ordinary lives personally. It's vapid, not logically consistent and not even entertaining. There's nothing for our inner self to latch onto. It's uninspiring and doesn't even come close to capturing the essence of star wars.
1) They have the most flammable stone fortress in history. If 1 of your light sources coming into contact with paper is enough to burn the whole place down, it will burn down. 2) The original source of violence was Sol stabbing Mother Aniseya. It's the core of the "what happened 16 years ago". Why did he do that? I guess he freaked out about her using a weird magic he didn't recognize because he has a weird protective feeling about an 8 year old he just met? 3) The problem is that they won't let any of these characters be the bad guy... or react to this like a human being would. I can only understand a lot of this behavior through the prism of the characters being aliens or mentally unstable. 4) So let me understand, we now have this thing called a "vergence" which we've never seen before and they just left it there? 5) Torbin killed himself... why? 6) Kirol's reaction to Mae running up and saying there's something wrong was to move hostile toward Torbin... WTF?? There are so many problems....
It's a good thing nobody from the coven ever accidentally knocked over that candelabra.
The message is the matriarchy is bad and aggressive
How about Horney Toad "I Carried Them" Mama - POOF-PEACES OUT when all hell is breaking loose, the children are burning to death and her entire coven are being unplugged from the Thread Matrix? What kind of Mother is THAT?
She leaned a couple moves from white Vision.
This episode is mind blowing!! The writers are either morons or just don’t care? How did this show get approved?
Enjoying the discussion as always! What's frustrating is that this could be a really good story if it were handled properly. By people who care, and who know how to write a good mystery.
What I find extra strange is how not just this show but so many others set up these "mystery boxes" but then never provide any answers. The X-Files episodes never ended with firm conclusions which I found frustrating for a while until I got used to it and understood why they did it like that. These new shows and movies for "modern audiences" are extremely far removed from that type of quality.
It's insulting when they claim they do it on purpose so the fans have something to talk about. Please.
I very sincerely hope that Yoda does not show up. >shudder<
Thanks for the video! 🙏😁🎭
Yeah so many mystery boxes that never get answered!
@@Bonebridger 👎 Poor writing!
It made no sense that Mother Aniseya would gaslight Torbin into going rogue, turn into some weired sprit ready to attack the jedi when she was the one that wanted Osha to go with the jedi all aong.
It makes no sense the writer don’t care
disney is weird...weird
i'm currently searching the internet for the same METAL DETECTORS :)) an i allready have a suspect model from AMAZON hgahagagahgahga
The jedi behavior in this show is the least jedi like ive ever seen.... how is Sol a master jedi?? he has more flaws than palpatine😂, how padawan Turbin was able to fortify his mind😂? , When a couple of minutes ago he was mind fkd....(wouldnt have made more sense for all jedi to fortify theyr minds?) how Sol thought the mother was going to harmed her own daughter???, how any of this guys became jedi masters??. What happened with the power of many?? if Trinity somehow was able to kill the "many" witches with an UNO reverse mind card😂😂. This show is so stupid...
Angry space lesbians , this is why we can’t have nice things anymore
Strange messages ,this Disney Plus Duo (Sith master Kathleen Kennedy and her apprentice Leslye Headland ) are projecting ??
It is Discovered.
Kathleen Kennedy is the True Disney Sith master
and her apprentice is Leslye Headland.
Bob Igor is the Emperor..LOL
Disney Plus is the Death Star , aiming to destroy Everything; Lucas STARWARS
Padawan Torbin, uses his lightsaber instead of a force field or force push , against the Witches glow arrows...interesting choice.
The Power of many ( over a dozen trained witches), was useless against the Power of one Master Female Jedi ,Indara), with the exception of a small knife that takes her out.
The Powerful Stripper Sith; Qimir, can wipe out 8 jedi with a Powerful force push...but can't handle a few big flying wood ticks?
What is this Show about ??
is the stripper Sith Qimir Bad for murdering all the jedi friends of Osha ??
Are the Jedi Bad for massacring all the witches and covering it up ?? or are they bad b/c they are policing and taking force sensitive children and indoctrinating them into their Gang ??
Are the Witches bad possessing the Padawan and wookie to try and kill jedi ??
Maybe the Little Bush Beaver guy is the Bad one for humping Mae's leg ?
is the Saber wielding Sasquatch KillKnockaa bad for being possessed by a dozen witches ??
Is Verosha "Osha" bad for trying out new Sith head gear and not murdering the Stripper Sith
or is Mae-ho bad for murdering Jedi ??
Is Sol a bad jedi, for keeping the secret of all this past gobblygook and not telling his superiors, the jedi council, the Truth for many years ??
It seems all the Good characters, were killed off, murdered or committed suicide in the earlier episodes....
Witch mother Mother Aniseya, DEAD / murdered
Witch Mother 2 Mother Koril , DEAD / murdered ??
20+ Witches All Dead / murdered
Jedi Master Torbin , DEAD / Suicide
Jedi Master Indara is dead from assassination
Jedi Master Kelnacca dead / murdered
Jedi Yord Fandar Dead / murdered
Jedi Padawan Jecki Lon / Murdered
lots of Jedi , Murdered
Who is left in this Wacky-doo show ??
Jedi Master Sole Vs Stripper Sith Qimir
Osha VS her evil doppleganger Mae (Amandla Stenberg having a split personality scizo battle)
Jedi Master Vernestra Rwoh Vs Lesly Headland LOL SABER WHIP BATTLE coming soon ..lol
Beaver boy Vs Pocket Droid Pip
Will Luke Skywalker and Yoda coming back to starwars save the StarWars Franchise ??
Why are all the Male Jedi , acting like Baby Beta males and crying about the past,
(The wookie is hiding in the forest as a hermit , like Luke skywalker did on that island / Jedi Torbin lives as a hermit in a force bubble ) Yet the Females are all Alpha Leaders, after lying and committing & covering up murder ??
Is this what Kathleen Kennedy and Leslye Headland means by saying "The Force is Female" ??
Aww hell, this whole show is confusing and Bad. LMAO...I don't understand none of it..LOL
I am super grateful that this Disney show has committed Seppuku and is almost over.
The fact that they didn’t even bother to explain how that fire turned into an effin wild fire is insanity to me….. literally need green wildfire liquid from GOT for the raging firestorm Mae started
Why did Sol have to keep it a secret? He reacted to an potential threat. He could have told her that it was a tragic mistake AND tell her that her mom wanted to join the Jedi. Like WTF?!
Episode 3 and different camera angles for episode 7. The worst tv series I’ve ever watched in my life time, did not think anything would beat she hulk but this does. Started watching and have to finish the series 😢
the witch mama said to Mae.......TIME TO GET MAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Torbin will be the true sith lord and come back.
Torbin was victimized by Witch Mom 1... and he didn't kill any if the Witches, and had nothing to do with the fire or destruction.
Why Did he Self-Delete?
WHITE GUILT... the Guilt fr things others did.. which h is something the gaggle of Wokesters at LucasFilm believes in; but nkrmal people don't.
Writing at an 8th Grade Level female a Psychologically damaged Girl.
Lets put some pop music at the end of the chapter just to fart on the shit
I haven’t watched a single episode. I rely on the kind folks here at bonebridger and the like to tell me just how terrible this money laundering scheme is.
Can someone explain what Mother Aniseya was doing when she went up in smoke and Sol stabbed her. She said before she died “I was going to let OSHA go with you.” So was she trying to save Osha or kill the Jedi??????
That is a great question - I think she was going to turn Mae into dust and transport her… maybe
@@BonebridgerDude I can’t fathom why she thought that was a good idea nor why Sol any remorse over stabbing a green smoke monster like wtf? 😂😂😂 He was all sad like I killed a person, and it’s like no you killed a green smoke monster therefore you did a good job.
@@Byronic19134 Why did she go into the mind of the young jedi guy? What was the point of that long scene?
The writers are idiots!! Don’t try and make sense of nonsense
@@stopgeorge The Jedi just walked into their home and sensed Torbin's selfish desire to go home and used it against them
if dave filoni is the answer your question is
broken
I think Leslie kept most of that money that was for the budget lol
The plural of Lego is Lego.
I can’t believe I have a new hated episode. There’s no backstory to how that fire got that intense?! I’m just so confused about it all
They mentioned it being an old mine. All they had to say was that the walls contained some flammable ore and bam there is a plausible reason. But no rock just burns just like wires in outer space.
Fire in Acolyte universe is so strong. It flames not just on rock but also on outer space like a camp fire 🔥
I wonder if they will dare greenlit a second season or even worse if Leslye headland will get more job opportunities after that fiasco…
Maybe they went only unconscious after beeing pushed out of the Wookie
Someone needs to edit this show into a nice 2 hour movie. Maybe that can be done
This has always been my biggest complaint. Not the lore. Not the story. Not the acting. Not the wastes money. My biggest complaint is that there is about a 2 hour story here that they have told in over 4 hours.
I still say 90 minutes, but that's a fine runtime for an action/adventure film.
It's always been confirmed there won't be a second season
This series did nothing to change Anakin’s story. Headland spent a 180 million dollars writing a prequel to Malignant.
Too many questions... if Sol follows Mae, Osha & Darth Maum to the witch's lair on foot (which we see him do)... why the hell is he scaling rocks? Couldn't he just take whatever path they're walking on? Nobody would be expecting him or even on the lookout.
Fire in Acolyte universe is so strong. It flames not just on rock but also on outer space like a camp fire 🔥
Quimis is also a good actor and mother Anaseia is acting not too bad. The Drama is that Amandla Stenberg cannot act at all.
You're right. It is Willow level.
This show has a character who is a powerful leader
Velma didnt get a second season, it already had 2 from the start. Anyone else reckon they've already filmed 2 seasons of this?
The Acolyte...
Will be left with a cliffhanger. Leslie Badheadland wants a 2nd season
I think she had said she isn’t hoping for a second season but only time will tell.
best review yet as I have the feeling you can barely stay away from laughing while talking about it;;)
It was very hard haha
@@Bonebridger i feel you
Doing these live reactions is very difficult.
Of course the writing is bad. but the Jedi came into. their home a tried to take their kids. so it makes sense for the witches to be protective. plus they ignored the directions of the counsel to leave the twins.
Wen the witch got in torbin head that scene was lovely specially wen he kneeled down
Yeah I was like buy him a drink first.
These cost are bs someone is stealing money coz non of these new shows and movies justify it
cora wanted to fight from the being
I think mother anaseyia was going to force mist project to Osha
even though they was twins they was individuals they was like a clone thats why
This episode was horrible
the witches were from the same planet as the Chitauri in the Avengers...
Its stupid mystery box story telling
The Jedi are good? Sol murdered the mom... Sol creeped on Osha... bad... and they covered it up ;)
No worries...Anakin is still a big deal. He represents REAL Star Wars.
Andor season 2 is already finished. (Krennic!). I don't think they get season 2 for this.
the power of many . one mind . so take out that mind and the many is gone its like switching off the main switch in a braker box there be no power , but if you only turn off just a single breaker not the main you would still have power
Just watched the episode and Im starting to get pissed over wasted time. Willow > The Acolyte
I want more seasons 😂
It’s HOT Garbage 🗑️🔥 it’s literally episode 3 from a different camera angle and a flashback within a flashback. You wanna ask where the money go??? Ask the Wookie, she’s searching the $180 million dollar with her metal detector ☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Willow was a great writing and story telling
Wanda vision didn't get a second season
my bad i ment o sat they wasn't individuals
liam nissan comes in
already?! lol honestly i don't hate the show there are things to like just the script is crap, but i do feel this is better then most of obi wan and all of the book of fett - anything with mando in it.
Yeah it’s okay. Im considering watching it in chronological order. Like do episode 3,7,1,2,4,5,6,8
No. The script the ideas the execution is all ass and YOU KNOW IT DUMBASSES
mea started it cora wanted to fight
Yes
Hey bonebridger
Ughhnnnng this show
Anakin was for a specific point in time. He’s not end all be all.
But Anakin is important. To steal his origin story is stupid
LMAO, sounds like you don’t know what, THE CHOSEN ONE means. It’s literally implied in the phrase. Lol, there is no such thing as, the chosen one for that time and in that is the problem. They’re trying to devalue him, just to bring down what George Lucas created. Which is disrespectful to him and fans. They wouldn’t have a story to tell without his creation. They could’ve created their own concept, keeping respect/continuity to the foundation already built.
@@SonGoku-yb3zm do you know who the chose one is because Maul ask Obi if Luke is the chosen one and it is kind of inferred I’m that scene.
@@DaNewWaveLee The fact that you had to ask that and then going back to your first reply says it all. Anakin is the chosen one. Luke was just his son and in his love for his son was the reason why the good that was still in him was able to come out(Going back to what Padme said before she died). If not for Vader doing what he did to Palpatine, Luke would’ve died. The prophecy still came true that Anakin would restore balance. It just happened differently than how everyone thought/a detour so to speak. Which was the beauty of George’s writing.
@@SonGoku-yb3zm I’m asking bc it doesn’t seem like you know the moment I’m speaking to. You actually don’t know how it would’ve happened without Luke because it didn’t. It took Luke to make it happen.
Sol loves little girls way way way to much
The way everything else was written, we should be grateful he doesn’t love little boys!
Great stuff guys