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Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @cachorrostuff8407
    @cachorrostuff8407 6 лет назад +5534

    "OH NO ITS A NATURAL DISASTER"
    *keeps a happy face*

  • @PokeCube_
    @PokeCube_ 4 года назад +2068

    "It will taste better and be more addictive"
    Tide pod challenge confirmed

  • @minty.bliss.
    @minty.bliss. 7 лет назад +3319

    "They're not interested in soap"
    Get new friends then

    • @saintlikegrimm
      @saintlikegrimm 7 лет назад +26

      Minty Bliss but what if these new friends still arent interested in soup?

    • @sodapop1134
      @sodapop1134 7 лет назад +10

      Plumpuss
      But the first friends weren't interested in soup, either.

    • @pandoraurasbox
      @pandoraurasbox 7 лет назад +2

      Minty Bliss Nice profile pic 👍

    • @georgia804
      @georgia804 7 лет назад +1

      I like your profile picture lol

    • @missoliviacaroline
      @missoliviacaroline 7 лет назад +2

      What happens if they have soap that is not friendly to your soap?

  • @juanmenez4549
    @juanmenez4549 3 года назад +191

    "i have done nothing but teleport soap for three days" - sun tzu

    • @OblivionSeeker
      @OblivionSeeker 7 месяцев назад +2

      "I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days" - That one drunk guy at the bar idk

    • @Edward_williams.
      @Edward_williams. 6 месяцев назад +5

      Where?! WHERE HAVE YOU'VE BEEN SENDING IT?!

  • @crvot
    @crvot 4 года назад +1772

    This is literally my ADHD in a nutshell, I start with one topic, go to another but somehow connect it to the first one and then end with something random

    • @hey_emob0y
      @hey_emob0y 4 года назад +14

      Relatable 100

    • @pvppro5036
      @pvppro5036 4 года назад +34

      Wait I have ADHD?
      Cool

    • @cosmofire5657
      @cosmofire5657 4 года назад +62

      "hi, i'm drawing something. actually, never mind, i'm watching this youtube video, oh but now i've got another tab open and i'm watching a different video when the first video hasn't been finished. y'know what, i'm drawing again- actually scratch that, i'm playing minecraft."

    • @hey_emob0y
      @hey_emob0y 4 года назад +7

      @@cosmofire5657 That is literally my life in a nutshell XD

    • @whoopssteyrs
      @whoopssteyrs 4 года назад +8

      you have successfully put every thought process i have had into words

  • @maytrkaj4472
    @maytrkaj4472 3 года назад +2017

    Technically speaking,your entire life has lead to this point.

  • @MelanieAnneAhern
    @MelanieAnneAhern 7 лет назад +3731

    I genuinely wonder if these are just written through stream of consciousness.

    • @abyssalplanes
      @abyssalplanes 7 лет назад +259

      no they're written through soap

    • @Clop
      @Clop 7 лет назад +6

      Melanie Anne Ahern stop commenting

    • @Mahawww
      @Mahawww 7 лет назад +105

      No, they're a deep psychological an philosophical message sent to the lowly human race so that one day we can ascend even a little towards the great and high eternal position of our lord and savior Bill Wurtz.

    • @danielx15one
      @danielx15one 7 лет назад +38

      Here's the plot twist: we are the soap.

    • @Indianola309
      @Indianola309 7 лет назад

      Abyss ii

  • @arandomperson5702
    @arandomperson5702 3 года назад +202

    Bill Wurtz literally has the most random content and I love it

  • @HoneyMochi
    @HoneyMochi 4 года назад +21048

    I swear he literally animates whatever comes into his head.

  • @moldyboi9398
    @moldyboi9398 5 лет назад +4583

    Do you like soap?
    -its ok!
    2 seconds later
    Lets go to Africa and find love in the jungle

  • @SiebenZwanzig
    @SiebenZwanzig 3 года назад +2849

    "I've done nothing but teleport soap for three days."

  • @lau_rent6126
    @lau_rent6126 3 года назад +278

    I love how his videos are weird and educational at the same time lmao. he's a genius.

    • @Lessen0
      @Lessen0 Год назад +8

      I love how he does have some history videos that are genuinely educational, but then he has this video which is in an educational format but is full of surreal nonsense.

  • @minifridge337
    @minifridge337 7 лет назад +2580

    Thanks bro for the tips

  • @Jesse80085
    @Jesse80085 5 лет назад +6695

    Moral of the story? Canada is clean.

  • @CassandraBankson
    @CassandraBankson 6 лет назад +5048

    *what did I just watch. And why did I enjoy it so much.*

  • @amstoday9967
    @amstoday9967 3 года назад +43

    It’s three years later and I’m still loving this content like it’s the first day I found it. It just sums up what I think about most of the time

  • @Marielmak
    @Marielmak 7 лет назад +1768

    Well that was an interesting minute

    • @meeperfive
      @meeperfive 7 лет назад +12

      And 11 seconds

    • @ArcadeAssassin
      @ArcadeAssassin 7 лет назад +1

      You likes teh soapd

    • @GrevenPiggelin
      @GrevenPiggelin 7 лет назад +2

      Mariel Ivana I couldn't agree more. It was interesting and educational. I use soap when I wash my hands. Sometimes I use soap to clean my crab. His name is Hugo. He is 4 years old. I wonder how old my crab Hugo will be before he dies. Do you, Mariel, know how long a crab lives? Hope to hear from you soon regarding my crab Hugo. Best wishes!!

    • @Jack_Donovan
      @Jack_Donovan 7 лет назад

      About...........soap? Ok

    • @meeperfive
      @meeperfive 7 лет назад

      ...

  • @winstonthepooh9388
    @winstonthepooh9388 4 года назад +13761

    This entire channel is spacing out in class animated

  • @kellinquinnfangirl
    @kellinquinnfangirl 3 года назад +2585

    bill wurtz videos are...
    1. fever dreams
    2. musical
    3. what it feels like to rub your eyes
    4. masterpiece
    5. educational

  • @Cumflavoredgum
    @Cumflavoredgum 3 года назад +33

    Watching this while crying about my best friends dog who passed a few days ago made me stop crying, but now I’m also very confused.

  • @user-bd3fn8ee4k
    @user-bd3fn8ee4k 7 лет назад +24723

    This guy can write a 100 page essay about nothing

  • @ineffable_ezra
    @ineffable_ezra 4 года назад +420

    "they're not interested in soap"
    Me: those are NOT my friends anymore

    • @radioactiveferrets
      @radioactiveferrets 3 года назад +4

      Are your friends uninterested in your soap talk? Get new ones. Wash them.

  • @anthonyvaldes6070
    @anthonyvaldes6070 4 года назад +1418

    "Except that it'll taste better"
    Me: *confused screaming*

    • @kelpthing5209
      @kelpthing5209 4 года назад +10

      Could`nt taste any better

    • @damonminnix4660
      @damonminnix4660 4 года назад +4

      don’t smell and taste work with similar receptors or something so smell is like- nose taste? sorta? not really? kinda?

    • @stellathelegend8799
      @stellathelegend8799 4 года назад

      @TheRedBird Gamer if you can’t smell you can’t taste, because they are interconnected, so maybe you can actually taste it, because the smell will be so strong

    • @alastorradi4867
      @alastorradi4867 4 года назад +3

      Me chewing my clothes because I like the smell of detergent-👁👄👁

    • @stellathelegend8799
      @stellathelegend8799 4 года назад

      @Anthony Valdes do you not eat soap, you probably didn’t even do the tide pod challenge like patheticness incarnate

  • @Christian029
    @Christian029 2 года назад +27

    my love for soap has grown tremendously. Thank you Bill, for introducing me to soap and how to *use* it.

  • @appletree5368
    @appletree5368 5 лет назад +2668

    My life in a nutshell:
    "Invite some friends over! Talk about *[anything you are interested in]* they are not interested in [that thing], that's too bad."

  • @Unnamed-rs4ek
    @Unnamed-rs4ek 4 года назад +5838

    I’m getting slightly concerned about the fact that what this guy says slowly starts to make sense overtime.

    • @xcitive
      @xcitive 4 года назад +6

      BraindeadCrumpet Like?

    • @emmy7841
      @emmy7841 4 года назад +6

      Same

    • @baglboy
      @baglboy 4 года назад +71

      @@xcitive
      f i n d
      l o v e
      i n
      t h e
      j u n g l e

    • @jeremiahhebert1325
      @jeremiahhebert1325 3 года назад +51

      @@baglboy i took your advice and my new fiance is a Duck that like cheeseburgers...to much.....cheeseburgers╰(‵□′)╯.

    • @thischannelwillbedeletedve460
      @thischannelwillbedeletedve460 3 года назад +8

      @@xcitive Canada is clean.

  • @1SLMusic
    @1SLMusic 3 года назад +713

    I wonder what would happen if you took soap and combined it with soap"
    Five year old me in the bathroom making "Potions": Yeah, me too

    • @IcyBune
      @IcyBune 3 года назад +21

      _Relatable™_

    • @Anonymous-jr8us
      @Anonymous-jr8us 3 года назад +5

      can relate

    • @valkyriecain495
      @valkyriecain495 3 года назад +25

      15 year old me _still_ making potions

    • @dianecrow5009
      @dianecrow5009 3 года назад +20

      behold
      *shows a mixture of dirt, grass and water*
      MY MAGIC POTION!!

    • @cyberpupplays
      @cyberpupplays 3 года назад +4

      I NEVER STOPPED

  • @citronvannalemon
    @citronvannalemon 3 года назад +8627

    Bill Wurtz's videos are basically:
    - The things you see when you close your eyes and rub them
    - The rainbow things you see when you get a migraine
    - Made with the reccomended words at the top of a mobile phone's keyboard
    - Only properly enjoyed at 3AM with the fan on
    - Made in one sitting and Bill refuses to edit them
    - Are like taking drugs without taking drugs
    - Enjoyable nonetheless

    • @arianimates79
      @arianimates79 3 года назад +80

      And they are stuff you enjoy!!

    • @IZABELAqqqqq
      @IZABELAqqqqq 3 года назад +26

      Very true.

    • @user-gf8ke4rj9m
      @user-gf8ke4rj9m 3 года назад +108

      I can relate to rubbing my eyes,
      *I see some strange things*

    • @yes-tk2rr
      @yes-tk2rr 3 года назад +14

      @@user-gf8ke4rj9m I see a gargamel

    • @xelaolapid4763
      @xelaolapid4763 3 года назад +17

      Good but not as bad things that I can’t find the same thing that I would prefer for a little more acidic and then the internet is not too hot and the only way that you could go on the same page as a non hypoallergenic and a different method for a different method is king and not a different type in a substance that has a lot to choose to do it with the other people in England or a lot more than other people and I have no one to say is that it isn’t that the king of the earth and is the best way that we could go on the earth
      🌈 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

  • @monikapazdzierska5940
    @monikapazdzierska5940 4 года назад +5162

    Week 6 of quarantine this guy is starting to make sense

    • @randomperson1714
      @randomperson1714 4 года назад +76

      Didn’t he make sense already?

    • @cloak-and-dagger2855
      @cloak-and-dagger2855 4 года назад +15

      Dying at my home #ChinaVirus

    • @mikedoesthings9674
      @mikedoesthings9674 4 года назад +6

      Bes much trucch likd

    • @Ell_lovell
      @Ell_lovell 4 года назад +3

      Uh oh

    • @mariotuber2866
      @mariotuber2866 4 года назад +20

      He didn't make sense to you guys already? There are perks to already being insane before a mentally scarring situation!

  • @Kitsune-gx7km
    @Kitsune-gx7km 4 года назад +12143

    Bill is literally the ONLY person who can talk about ANYTHING and make it entertaining.

  • @deadspade8870
    @deadspade8870 Год назад +2

    “Buy soap or rent it”😂😂😂

  • @IHNM_AIMS
    @IHNM_AIMS 3 года назад +2840

    “You can wash Canada!”
    “Canada’s already clean.”
    Pure, 100% true facts.

    • @nikkidew6754
      @nikkidew6754 3 года назад +45

      Except for racist predjudicing against the native Inuit people.

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 3 года назад +80

      Gotta wash off the racism tho. There isn't as much anymore, but still gotta wash 'em off.

    • @pandabear_god7303
      @pandabear_god7303 3 года назад +35

      @@writershard5065 using soap

    • @borostanca
      @borostanca 3 года назад +10

      Canada is racist as America, Canada don't just try to hide it

    • @maad_enigma
      @maad_enigma 3 года назад +17

      borostanca ??? i live in canada and never ever see any racism stop making assumptions bud.

  • @megapixel-music
    @megapixel-music 3 года назад +2243

    “move to canada, you can wash canada, nope its already clean”
    * happy canada noises *

    • @hamadcheats
      @hamadcheats 3 года назад +20

      *_:D_*

    • @joeschmoe2843
      @joeschmoe2843 3 года назад +16

      Canada noise...
      So like swishing bowls of macaroni and cheese?

    • @flicknotesruinmylife
      @flicknotesruinmylife 3 года назад +9

      @@joeschmoe2843 wait w h a t

    • @cutepaws1233
      @cutepaws1233 3 года назад +23

      @@joeschmoe2843 more like a remix of maple syrup and "eh"

    • @gamingmonke9913
      @gamingmonke9913 3 года назад +1

      @Miguel Carvalho tyrone fan hahaha

  • @150_asharifadhilaha2
    @150_asharifadhilaha2 5 лет назад +220

    Soap : *exist*
    "We can make religion out of this"

  • @TheBlueMarbleItself
    @TheBlueMarbleItself Год назад +12

    Fun Fact: Early soap was cooked in Africa, so the part where he goes to Africa is either a neat little coincidence or master crafting by Bill Wurtz. Considering he is Bill Wurtz, I think it is the latter.

  • @iamfanime2535
    @iamfanime2535 4 года назад +1251

    My mom: Just try to socialize with people! Maintain a conversation!
    My conversations: **this entire video**

    • @sine-spike
      @sine-spike 4 года назад +8

      Let’s have a conversation I’m bored

    • @daley3861
      @daley3861 4 года назад +6

      @@sine-spike Sure! :)

    • @iamfanime2535
      @iamfanime2535 4 года назад +6

      @@sine-spike whats good homie

    • @sine-spike
      @sine-spike 4 года назад +4

      Oh I actually got responses. Uhhhhh

    • @sine-spike
      @sine-spike 4 года назад +8

      I like soap

  • @Aprill264
    @Aprill264 6 лет назад +2091

    OH NO ITS A NATURAL DISASTER

    • @rosebud6116
      @rosebud6116 6 лет назад +10

      Just teleport yourself like you did in Afirca

    • @Marlin123
      @Marlin123 6 лет назад +3

      how is the *Desert* glooded?

    • @drageus9342
      @drageus9342 6 лет назад +7

      I litterly was hearing that part and read your comment. What an quicedence

    • @ryankelly8711
      @ryankelly8711 6 лет назад +1

      Wail Toufalla me too XD

    • @Lorili_Ch
      @Lorili_Ch 6 лет назад

      *spash*. *more water noises* (I'm not creative)

  • @sirisblank
    @sirisblank 7 лет назад +2906

    “Is loving soap legal yet?”

  • @meghanmoulford33
    @meghanmoulford33 Год назад +1

    0:51 A flood in he desert is basically a blessing

  • @stormysplaylists
    @stormysplaylists 4 года назад +1957

    Soap: exists
    Bill Wurtz: We can make a religion out of this!

  • @gary4014
    @gary4014 5 лет назад +2390

    I only go to Africa to bless the rains, but do whatever you want I guess

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 5 лет назад +26

      Dudun dun dun dudun dun DAAAAAAAAA

    • @tanookisuittoad5789
      @tanookisuittoad5789 5 лет назад +19

      @@Nat_the_Chicken doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

    • @cottoncandy7806
      @cottoncandy7806 5 лет назад +21

      @@tanookisuittoad5789 i hear the drums echoing in the night

    • @unicorninvader8783
      @unicorninvader8783 5 лет назад +18

      But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversaaaaaaations

    • @n0skillx0verkill61
      @n0skillx0verkill61 5 лет назад +3

      Wait,why are you here,I only see you on greentext?

  • @patrickstar561
    @patrickstar561 7 лет назад +2331

    I *finally* know what to do with the hundreds of bars of soap i have just lying around
    Thanks Bill

    • @nasrulhazzeem3490
      @nasrulhazzeem3490 7 лет назад +2

      Emmett Rasmussen you the guy from math problems!

    • @pinemartenemily9482
      @pinemartenemily9482 7 лет назад +12

      Woah, 3 top comments on one video.

    • @gay5023
      @gay5023 7 лет назад +8

      see you joke but my dad used to be a social worker and his team were distributing hygiene items to the homeless but they budgeted too much for the products and they were like "lets just buy a fuckton of soap" and then they had loads of soap left and my dad volunteered to take it home so we had like 500 bars of soap

    • @pammylammyd
      @pammylammyd 7 лет назад +1

      Emmett Rasmussen How do you have three top comments!?

    • @muffintrademark6518
      @muffintrademark6518 7 лет назад +1

      you have 3 top comments like how do you do that

  • @Locket.L
    @Locket.L Год назад +5

    Bill Wurtz somehow makes videos that make me want to ask questions that I never want to know an answer to.

  • @mlgproplayer2915
    @mlgproplayer2915 7 лет назад +2220

    Canada apologizes for being clean...

    • @memoriblewerd
      @memoriblewerd 7 лет назад +46

      *sorry ayy*

    • @josephstalin8337
      @josephstalin8337 7 лет назад +14

      Please change your name

    • @abrahamlincoln154
      @abrahamlincoln154 7 лет назад +19

      Lucky Games That would require filling out a legal document and doing a bunch of other bullshit nobody else wants to do.

    • @nekoest
      @nekoest 7 лет назад +8

      Lmao I live in Canada

    • @kevinyue7462
      @kevinyue7462 7 лет назад +6

      LEGALIZE WEED JUSTIN TRUDEAU!

  • @muzahidbakth5
    @muzahidbakth5 4 года назад +2796

    “In the future, humour will be randomly generated”
    -Larry the cucumber

  • @jss1581
    @jss1581 4 года назад +608

    Bill wartz: Oh no it’s a natural disaster
    Stickman: *smiles*

  • @masterofthepeachtea
    @masterofthepeachtea 2 года назад +5

    I like how a random natural disaster comes in out of nowhere and Bill is still just talking about soap

  • @randomperson1714
    @randomperson1714 4 года назад +1363

    “You’ll like it more because it will tase better”
    Me: I have questions

  • @pls-no-punterino7095
    @pls-no-punterino7095 3 года назад +882

    "move to canada, you can wash canada, nope its already clean"
    * happy maple syrup noises *

    • @anthonyvaldes6070
      @anthonyvaldes6070 3 года назад

      🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

    • @Canada_Official
      @Canada_Official 3 года назад +8

      Happy canada noises

    • @russia983
      @russia983 3 года назад +1

      M A P L E S Y R U P

    • @BobBob-ye4vz
      @BobBob-ye4vz 3 года назад +2

      Canada is good, in my opinion.

    • @adamcochrane3867
      @adamcochrane3867 3 года назад +6

      As a Canadian, I am not offended. This is not stereotypical, just accurate.

  • @HappiestSadGuy
    @HappiestSadGuy 7 лет назад +1768

    He should write a Soap Opera

  • @renzrafael6079
    @renzrafael6079 2 года назад +1

    This are the kinds of thoughts that I always have when Im bored at school

  • @iliketrainskid9535
    @iliketrainskid9535 6 лет назад +699

    _Soap that tastes good and is addictive_
    *Invents tide pods*

  • @funnygoose2146
    @funnygoose2146 4 года назад +1415

    Why don't we just clean the ocean with soap. Truly that's what god had intended

    • @jazzy7559
      @jazzy7559 3 года назад +34

      It’s a good idea but all the dish would die

    • @Blueface_Baby10
      @Blueface_Baby10 3 года назад +23

      @@jazzy7559 dish

    • @superdupercoolguy69
      @superdupercoolguy69 3 года назад +40

      @@jazzy7559 not the plates!

    • @jazzy7559
      @jazzy7559 3 года назад +10

      @@superdupercoolguy69 I meant fish 😭😭😂

    • @superdupercoolguy69
      @superdupercoolguy69 3 года назад +6

      @@jazzy7559 I know, I’m just being silly.

  • @bryantgutierrez5367
    @bryantgutierrez5367 7 лет назад +2011

    Thanks for the soap tips

    • @youpo1
      @youpo1 6 лет назад +3

      Señor Kitty Poof almost 1k likes and no reply I well reply

    • @wazzupweek
      @wazzupweek 6 лет назад

      thabks

    • @someotherspinel745
      @someotherspinel745 6 лет назад

      Señor Kitty Poof I did it it was so cool

    • @justugamer335
      @justugamer335 6 лет назад

      Señor Kitty Poof i have seen u bfor in comment sections

    • @cassiopeiapeacock4139
      @cassiopeiapeacock4139 6 лет назад

      CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE TO LIVE MY LIFE with soap

  • @rayganparksmitchell
    @rayganparksmitchell Год назад +4

    Shame on those 3 friends for not being interested in soap and leaving. They had no rights to not be interested in soap and leave!

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 года назад +1596

    Me : "Where is the soap for rent?"
    Cashier : "What?"
    Me : "Do you rent out soap"
    Cashier : "Sir are you fine?"
    Me : *"I'll just show myself out"*

    • @josephpenarrieta9619
      @josephpenarrieta9619 3 года назад +64

      They don't trust you. They see your future, and know your power will be too strong to control.

    • @CraftyAlli
      @CraftyAlli 3 года назад +7

      @@josephpenarrieta9619 lmao

    • @alongal407
      @alongal407 3 года назад +8

      @@josephpenarrieta9619 true

    • @nonex6064
      @nonex6064 3 года назад +8

      What do you mean there's only soap?

    • @josephpenarrieta9619
      @josephpenarrieta9619 3 года назад +8

      @@nonex6064 Wait, it's all soap?

  • @hmmyesinteresting
    @hmmyesinteresting 7 лет назад +1793

    can I wash bill wurtz?
    _nope, he's already clean_
    :(

  • @wizzaroot
    @wizzaroot 6 лет назад +897

    "You can wash Canada! Nope. It's already clean". Wholesome content full of positivity

    • @ikhotivus
      @ikhotivus 5 лет назад +1

      wizzaroot. The CRINGE Channel OML XDDDD I’m a clean boi for real XD

    • @skybaker18
      @skybaker18 5 лет назад

      I come from Canada too. My mom had Butter syrup in the kitchen

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 лет назад

      I'm 25% Canadian

    • @nataliepieterman684
      @nataliepieterman684 5 лет назад

      I am 100% Canadian and it’s c o l d

    • @skybaker18
      @skybaker18 5 лет назад +1

      Tell me about it.

  • @Starlights56
    @Starlights56 8 месяцев назад +2

    Your videos are amazing. Your voice is really calming and nice and idk why

  • @GammaMAXXdotcom
    @GammaMAXXdotcom 5 лет назад +616

    I've never seen anyone say it, so I'm saying it here.
    Bill Wurtz has the most satisfying water sounds I've ever heard.

    • @averixx06
      @averixx06 5 лет назад

      I wonder if you'd like asmr :T

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 5 лет назад +2

      that's so random to say

    • @cyrnisu
      @cyrnisu 4 года назад

      @@bananya6020 lol what is random

  • @cheesybirdmess7349
    @cheesybirdmess7349 7 лет назад +5575

    *Q U A L I T Y C O N T E N T*

    • @gddub
      @gddub 7 лет назад +2

      Mr. Someone *KOALA TEA ... FTFY

    • @biglenin7306
      @biglenin7306 7 лет назад +1

      Mr. Someone 25 on trending

    • @riseryan439
      @riseryan439 7 лет назад +2

      Mr. Someone i see u everywhere

    • @cheesybirdmess7349
      @cheesybirdmess7349 7 лет назад +2

      XVEVO 😂 because I AM everywhere

    • @paude8243
      @paude8243 7 лет назад +3

      "Content" in my language means "Happy"

  • @qwertzuwu
    @qwertzuwu 5 лет назад +158

    Bee movie: Ya like jazz?
    Bill wurtz: Ya like S O A P ?

  • @rileysmegashorts4116
    @rileysmegashorts4116 3 года назад +3

    Plot: He goes to the store and buys soap. he goes home and washes it. He invites his friends he talks about soap his friends aren't INTERESTED. he's SAD. he goes to Canada he washes canada but its clean so he thinks about soap. SOAP gods come. They say they're improving soap goes to Africa to find love in the jungle. Finds soap and love. Teleports soap and himself. Walks 100 miles. Sends soap. Natural Disaster Comes. He thinks about soap combining.

  • @sweatyuncle6992
    @sweatyuncle6992 6 лет назад +1834

    *need more soap tips, thanks bye*

    • @raizen2735
      @raizen2735 6 лет назад +12

      Don't drop it...

    • @spaaps
      @spaaps 6 лет назад +4

      I dropped it....

    • @sowhat9771
      @sowhat9771 6 лет назад +1

      I am your 1000th liker

    • @sweatyuncle6992
      @sweatyuncle6992 6 лет назад +3

      Olivia Something It appears judging by your avatar you also *know de wae*

    • @oresttheproto
      @oresttheproto Год назад

      kthxbai

  • @owenborg2535
    @owenborg2535 4 года назад +1067

    “Move to Canada”
    Me, a canadian: *confused screaming*

    • @spmfoonl
      @spmfoonl 4 года назад +26

      Welp, at least we live in a clean place.

    • @spmfoonl
      @spmfoonl 4 года назад +5

      It is real. We LIVE in Canada.

    • @spmfoonl
      @spmfoonl 4 года назад +5

      :( Don't wooosh me... I just got angry and thought you were being serious.

    • @donnamaldonado3171
      @donnamaldonado3171 4 года назад +5

      November_ January “but I have friends from there” whelp their paid actors (and spies)

    • @sran438
      @sran438 4 года назад +9

      November_ January the USA isn’t real either. I heard it’s just called “Burger land”. Where you will order fries but they just give you bullets instead. XD

  • @aarms4739
    @aarms4739 3 года назад +1505

    I live in Canada and I can honestly say. “Its already clean” is the most positive thing I’ve ever heard an American say about Canada

    • @JamieJaruna
      @JamieJaruna 3 года назад +11

      True

    • @uppermonster3648
      @uppermonster3648 3 года назад +58

      im an American and this comment makes me sad because Americans arent being positive towards others (canada is a good place tho)

    • @hat9527
      @hat9527 3 года назад +19

      @@uppermonster3648 also being American, I agree.

    • @allthingszelurpia1606
      @allthingszelurpia1606 3 года назад +23

      Canada is like America but for babies
      -an America
      Canada is like a country but cool
      -me

    • @Mitchee19
      @Mitchee19 2 года назад +2

      Same

  • @Shreysoldier
    @Shreysoldier 2 года назад +8

    I love how in the middle of a disaster he thinks about what will happen if two soaps are combined

  • @user-yi5qp6ht4b
    @user-yi5qp6ht4b 4 года назад +7459

    this hits differently after the coronavirus

    • @bardcoven5788
      @bardcoven5788 4 года назад +46

      yes

    • @Gayd1
      @Gayd1 4 года назад +57

      Dude shut up

    • @Melecie
      @Melecie 4 года назад +64

      but there is no mention of toilet paper

    • @elizainfinite6325
      @elizainfinite6325 4 года назад +23

      I mean, every one of your friends loves soap now!

    • @Timopeo
      @Timopeo 4 года назад +4

      i has the automatic reproduction on and at the begging i thought was a coronavirus video

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 7 лет назад +645

    Soap spelled backwards is Paos which means nothing.

    • @sporter527
      @sporter527 7 лет назад +12

      DammitSinged But it does mean something, it means Poas.

    • @BrickiestBrick
      @BrickiestBrick 7 лет назад +6

      It can be a new word

    • @maddiejean6182
      @maddiejean6182 7 лет назад +12

      DammitSinged It's actually Paos...
      Sorry.

    • @Lightning1432
      @Lightning1432 7 лет назад

      I believe it's word in Serbia.

    • @FaridAbbasbayli
      @FaridAbbasbayli 7 лет назад +8

      Paos*, which is a village in Greece.

  • @crazygameplays1863
    @crazygameplays1863 3 года назад +1025

    “You can move to Canada!”
    “Wash Canada!”
    “Nope it’s already clean”
    Beautiful

    • @bruhbrat9038
      @bruhbrat9038 2 года назад +15

      365 likes
      What a yearful comment

    • @MeILikeTigers
      @MeILikeTigers Год назад +3

      Someone can explain about the Canada plz?

    • @notme6239
      @notme6239 Год назад +4

      This aged well. (context: this comment was posted just after the wildfires)

    • @charlescormier917
      @charlescormier917 Год назад

      ​@@MeILikeTigersWell Canadian are suposly polite

    • @christiang.3616
      @christiang.3616 Год назад

      But "Let's go to Africa... jungle" 😞
      Ugly

  • @Ieatdirtforlunch
    @Ieatdirtforlunch 3 года назад +2

    I love how his videos are soo freaking random

  • @ashleym28
    @ashleym28 7 лет назад +783

    I feel like I'm slowly being brainwashed by these videos

    • @insertdeadmeme
      @insertdeadmeme 7 лет назад +45

      Soap must be washing it

    • @mcridefromdeathgrips8774
      @mcridefromdeathgrips8774 7 лет назад +10

      Brain*washed*

    • @jukurabbit
      @jukurabbit 7 лет назад +8

      brain*washed* .... with SOAP?

    • @insertdeadmeme
      @insertdeadmeme 7 лет назад +5

      Those comments are just shameful plagiarism of mine, I'll call youtube to earn copyright fees.

    • @jiru331
      @jiru331 7 лет назад +2

      Keep going, it's not clean enough

  • @evanfritchie7657
    @evanfritchie7657 6 лет назад +346

    he shouldve sang more in dis vid,
    Y'know why?
    cuz it would be a soap opera

  • @MelanieAnneAhern
    @MelanieAnneAhern 7 лет назад +735

    CANADA IS ALREADY CLEAN

    • @N4lax
      @N4lax 7 лет назад

      LOL

    • @Clop
      @Clop 7 лет назад +10

      canada isn't real

    • @Stryfe7
      @Stryfe7 7 лет назад +2

      Yes it is

    • @squip8080
      @squip8080 7 лет назад +1

      SplashKingSwag NICE GOING PAUL

    • @sirrsch3825
      @sirrsch3825 7 лет назад

      Melanie Anne Ahern *insert bad comment to get likes since you’re early*

  • @awextiger4157
    @awextiger4157 2 года назад +1

    thanks, i followed these tips very helpful.

  • @chodariby23exe63
    @chodariby23exe63 7 лет назад +2173

    is this guy okay

    • @NorthLaker
      @NorthLaker 7 лет назад +221

      moonbug Nope, welcome to Bill wurtz's channel

    • @minty.bliss.
      @minty.bliss. 7 лет назад +204

      yes in fact he's better than all of us

    • @missoliviacaroline
      @missoliviacaroline 7 лет назад +78

      Of course he is. He just really like soap :D

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 7 лет назад +23

      soap?

    • @THE_MAD_MARTIAN
      @THE_MAD_MARTIAN 7 лет назад +69

      He is on a whole other level

  • @HotKettle
    @HotKettle 7 лет назад +2329

    *O H N O I T' S A N A T U R A L D I S A S T E R*

    • @HotKettle
      @HotKettle 7 лет назад +71

      *A N D T H E D I N O S A U R S A R E G O N E*

    • @jamesgiwa427
      @jamesgiwa427 7 лет назад +8

      Saw this at the exact point that bill said it.

    • @kingarth0r
      @kingarth0r 7 лет назад +12

      **H U R R I C A N E H A R V E Y W A S N O T A D I S A S T E R**

    • @sheepmedic4030
      @sheepmedic4030 7 лет назад +13

      *_NATURAL DISASTER IS A DEADLY LASER_*

    • @sheepmedic4030
      @sheepmedic4030 7 лет назад +3

      Julia Bednarek Its okay

  • @shulkthesmileyboi
    @shulkthesmileyboi 7 лет назад +2580

    What if the soap gods made soap people?

  • @seantastic9216
    @seantastic9216 2 года назад +1

    You can also use soap for making bubble slime by keeping it submerged in water.

  • @BruceWayne-pm6co
    @BruceWayne-pm6co 7 лет назад +473

    I love renting soap

    • @dovesoap8799
      @dovesoap8799 6 лет назад

      Bruce Wayne 😐

    • @saturnsings3471
      @saturnsings3471 6 лет назад

      Bruce Wayne
      Read it as soup for a minute 😂😂

    • @youpo1
      @youpo1 6 лет назад

      Bruce Wayne sup bat man I mean the millionaire fuck boi

  • @Meme-xs2gv
    @Meme-xs2gv 4 года назад +2561

    my soap tip:
    don’t drop the soap

    • @utatanepikoV5
      @utatanepikoV5 4 года назад +48

      Thanks Rick

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 4 года назад +17

      Rick is cool

    • @christina.69420
      @christina.69420 4 года назад +40

      Especially not in prison

    • @aikun9098
      @aikun9098 4 года назад +9

      Thanks rick really cool safe my ass from being penetrate in prison bath

    • @FlareDrafox
      @FlareDrafox 4 года назад +4

      Yes, or else it will transform and delete the crust of the Earth.

  • @TrippyPepper
    @TrippyPepper 7 лет назад +364

    I like the soap

  • @God-ye9vf
    @God-ye9vf 3 года назад +2

    "Dreams have meaning"
    My dreams:

  • @rjlangille
    @rjlangille 4 года назад +1964

    “-and the soap will be there because you sent it through the postal system.”
    “oh no it’s a natural disaster.”
    I swear this man.
    Edit: Somebody gave me a bagel in the replies so here’s the original comment.

  • @ademir6
    @ademir6 6 лет назад +162

    Soapy
    Soap-like
    Very soapy
    Soap flavoured
    Has a soapy texture
    Soapesque

    • @theoperr
      @theoperr 6 лет назад +10

      Sounds like the characteristic of *_Poassoap_*

  • @MaximNightFury
    @MaximNightFury 3 года назад +2717

    "taste better"
    wait which step involved eating soap

  • @greyfox2267
    @greyfox2267 2 года назад +2

    Soap usage
    - buy soap
    - wash your house
    - invite friends
    - talk about soap
    - friends dont like soap
    - move to canada
    - wash canada
    - nevermind its clean
    - think about soap
    - be surveyed by soap gods
    - go to Africa
    - find love in the jungle
    - find love and soap
    - teleport soap
    - teleport you
    - walk 100 miles
    - soap will be there
    - oh no disaster
    - merge soap

  • @zaveblox8364
    @zaveblox8364 4 года назад +1020

    Age ranking: *4+* ✅
    Swearing/Cursing: 0%
    Inappropriate actions: 0%
    Family friendly thoughts: 100.0%

    • @d.otty.
      @d.otty. 4 года назад +15

      Ya mean *0+*

    • @swizzo5145
      @swizzo5145 3 года назад +7

      @@d.otty. no it’s like a test grade.

    • @wavezz2038
      @wavezz2038 3 года назад +7

      0 cussing? Go watch his most popular video. 😂

    • @tinamarie9136
      @tinamarie9136 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/2F_rFPg5UQA/видео.html

    • @secretivedragonet8539
      @secretivedragonet8539 3 года назад +1

      @@tinamarie9136 Annddd I fell for it.

  • @georgevincentcorneby4023
    @georgevincentcorneby4023 6 лет назад +778

    the message is... SOAPowerful

  • @MrEgg-jb1vb
    @MrEgg-jb1vb 4 года назад +341

    The people that disliked had soap in there eyes and couldn't see

  • @idiotgirlandtimp
    @idiotgirlandtimp 3 года назад

    WHY IS YOUR STUFF SO ADDICTIVE OMFG

  • @dasaniforever795
    @dasaniforever795 4 года назад +105

    "Oh no! It's a natural disaster!"
    *Top 10 Anime Betrayals*

  • @samovarmaker9673
    @samovarmaker9673 7 лет назад +3158

    I guess you can call this... *soap opera*

    • @empath3577
      @empath3577 7 лет назад +2

      AAAAYYYYYEEEE :D

    • @jparkerj20
      @jparkerj20 7 лет назад +5

      A *SOAPERA*

    • @thelastpunslinger8806
      @thelastpunslinger8806 7 лет назад +9

      Samovar maker I have to give you sud credit,that was a soaper good pun. made me bubble up inside. and even more props because it was a clean joke

    • @swiftcrit4477
      @swiftcrit4477 7 лет назад +1

      god damn

    • @pikariocraftf2802
      @pikariocraftf2802 7 лет назад +4

      The phantom of the *SOAPERA*

  • @anistrashcan8536
    @anistrashcan8536 7 лет назад +2280

    Topic for next video: staples

  • @Codex8171
    @Codex8171 Год назад +1

    Soap is the most important thing to me because it makes me feel like I am a good person in the world and I am very proud to have the ability to use Soap (made with a phone keyboards suggestions)

  • @catgf7410
    @catgf7410 6 лет назад +1072

    *who needs drugs when you have videos like T H E S E*

    • @fatihyldz2283
      @fatihyldz2283 6 лет назад +20

      *who needs drugs when you have S O A P*

    • @madi-tv2sb
      @madi-tv2sb 6 лет назад +7

      That’s why we have soap,
      We’re making new soap so it will be more addictive and taste better
      Soap gods 2018

    • @happyfakeboulder644
      @happyfakeboulder644 6 лет назад

      actually this video was made in 2017

    • @knightsofapollo2715
      @knightsofapollo2715 5 лет назад

      @@fatihyldz2283 I was about to frickin say that

    • @zysing2621
      @zysing2621 5 лет назад +1

      These videos ARE drugs

  • @ambermoon1341
    @ambermoon1341 3 года назад +573

    "How are you liking the soap so far?"
    "its ok"
    "good we will make more soap and it will taste better and be more addictive"
    *haha drugs in a nutshell*

    • @hat6885
      @hat6885 3 года назад +8

      **snorting intensifies**

    • @Lemieux_channel
      @Lemieux_channel 3 года назад +1

      Or sugary foods would work, too😂

    • @spottedbread750
      @spottedbread750 3 года назад +4

      Haha 420 likes

    • @taimak123
      @taimak123 Год назад

      And that’s how Tide pods were born

  • @thephonelad992
    @thephonelad992 Год назад +9

    this felt a lot longer than a minute

  • @DoctorateGuy
    @DoctorateGuy 5 лет назад +272

    “You’re addicted to drugs?”
    “Phff”
    “I’m addicted to soap”

  • @teebeat
    @teebeat 2 года назад +2

    Had a soap ad on this video LOL, seriously.