I've got one, my grandfather used to announce "thieves I'm home, run away" every time he returned home as a joke. One time he returned home and as usual he announced "thieves I'm home, run away" so they did... Leaving a bag full of his stolen goods dangling on the window's broken bars. This became his favourite story, he told it every time he could.
Some guy tried to break into my neighbors house, ignoring the “beware of dog sign”. He got into the house walked around a bit then woke up their dog appropriately named Bear. Long story short the guy got trapped in the bathroom as Bear tried to reenact the “Here’s Johnny” sene from the shining. Edit:Grammar
I once worked at a restaurant that was robbed before we opened for the day. I wasn't aware of what was happening and was preoccupied with cleaning the glass doors for opening. When the guy ran out of the restaurant he pushed the glass part instead of the handle. He left a perfect hand print in the freshly cleaned window that gave the police viable finger prints. Also a few hours later the man's mom called the police and turned her son in.
The guy who farted in the woods story made me burst out laughing, I had to rewatch that part again just to appreciate how good be amazed made that part 🤣🤣🤣
Have you tried doing the "Florida Man Challenge"? It is hilarious! You do a Google search on "Florida Man" and your birthday, and then post the first headline that comes up!
My friend works at a local Goodwill. One day, a guy broke into the store at night and stole some pants and some shirts. The camera got the guy on tape. The kicker? The guy had worked there and went to work the next day after the break in wearing the same, exact clothes that he broke in the store with. He was arrested and fired that same day over some cheap clothing.
@@pollypockets508 yeah thats the thing, its rare for someone to not find a single person willing to help, some people dedicate their whole lives to helping strangers plus its not like he was stealing food to live
@@carljohnson2146 no, I would never be racist, why’d you be sus, I didn’t make fun of you. Don’t you cause a scene or I’m fucking blocking you, alright?
If I was a cop and a criminal said to get doughnuts for krisby kream I would say this “Make it 12 brown frosting rainbow sprinkles and your off the hook”. Or is it just me.
Someone broke into my basement. When I heard it and armed myself to go down, they ran out the back door, leaving his backpack, which had his previous court papers for breaking and entering.
A few years ago, a guy robbed a gas station just down the street from me. He was caught almost immediately. The clerk had noticed the guy had filled out an entry to a sweepstakes as he waited for the customer being helped to leave. His full name and address was on top of the pile. They stopped him up before he walked in his door because he matched the description. He had the stolen money on him.
I have a story to hopefully be noticed. I heard this story from my dad: Over 28 years ago or so, athlete country-track runners robbed a gas station, they grabbed presumably money when the cashier was giving change, and they ran away. ( 1:01 ) Like the first case of the video, one of the robbers had their name AND school on the back of their school jersey. The other one ran through a field covered in 8 inches of snow to their house. Police officers just had to follow the footprints to their house, and go to the school that was listed on the school jersey on the CCTV footage. The two boys were called to the principal’s office, and then were arrested for robbery, and it was around less than $500.00 of cash, meaning it was a simple misdemeanor. They were let go, but on probation. We’ve never seen them since, however we presume they’re not very fast runners anymore. 😂 TL;DR: Two track-runners stole money from a gas station, had snowy footprints leading to one of the robber’s house and had a school-jersey on them from CCTV, got arrested at the school and got probation.
when i was younger i was with my mum and we had left something at our home, so we went to pick it up and our next door neighboor's son was trying to break in through the front window. We saw him and he panicked and ran straight into a tall bush, in the end he got arrested
there's another door trouble there was a drunk guy trying to break in my school and they didn't open the door the correct way the cops came and they tased them right in front of me
Ok, tasing a guy is ok at times, but tasing a drunk guy may not be the best idea, because you couldn't feel the pain, but the aftermath sure will take in.
As someone who lives in San Diego, I can definitely say that it's easier to get along with your across the street neighbors than it is to get along with your next door neighbors.
This one happened to my cousin. So they got out this old skateboard one day that they hadn't played with for years. A few weeks later a lady robbed a grocery store near my cousins house and then decided to rob some of the houses in the neighborhood. My cousins house was the first one she attempted to rob. While digging through the garage the lady kicked the skateboard (which hadn't been put up correctly by the way) and it started rolling down the driveway. My cousin then saw the skateboard rolling away and told their parents. The lady didn't end up leaving the property before the cops showed up.
This happened to me.. Kinda crazy. So my family was out aside from me, but I always have the lights out so it looked like no one was here. A guy must have picked the front door or something because I could hear someone walking around the house. The problem is that our house creaks.. a lot. So I walk downstairs and point my empty BB Gun at him. He drops everything he has and yells "Don't shoot!". Under normal circumstances this gun wouldn't be a threat, but I painted it to look real. So the guy I suppose has every reason to be scared. I call the police and they took him away. But on his way out I pulled the trigger and he jumped. So that was fun.
I have a story. I'm from a rural part of Durban, crime is a kinda a lifestyle here so we tend to see more crime than hear of them. One of my neighbors was a dirty crook, stealing from anyone and everyone including us, decided to steal a purse from a lady hitchhiker. He succeeded but to our shock, his getaway was a terrible plan because as soon he snitched the purse... he immediately forgot road safety and was hit by an oncoming truck. The village that we are from predicted that he will die in a dumb way but we never expected that to come true.
Once a guy stole a hoverboard from my dad's store. His rookie mistake was that after thinking my dad and his workers stopped chasing him was that he started RIDING IT. As a result, he was very easy to catch because he was not the best at riding it around.
When I was a young teen I remember a car thief stealing my dad's car early one morning. It was found over the weekend my brother had just gotten out of prison for gta. The guy knew my brother and was talking about how he got his old lady arrested over it Not knowing it was dad's truck. He broke all the bones in his hands.
When I was in Federal Law Enforcement we would encounter subjects in tunnels. It was very unsafe to try and go in by yourself and apprehend the subjects because you were usually alone. I used to say,”I have a dog!!! Come out or I’ll let him loose!!!” Then I would start barking my head off. Many subjects apprehended, and I went home safe.
Someone robbed my moms car once.But they looked through the bag and saw VERY expensive makeup but he just thrown the bag away 😂.And he was spotted on 2 cameras AND left his finger prints. My mom said he wasted it because the bag was more expensive than the 10$ in there.
I was out with some friends one night and there was a guy getting belligerent because they were refusing to serve him at the bar. He was a big guy and wanted to fight the bouncer. The bouncer challenged him to a race. If he could get to the end of the block faster than the bouncer, he could purchase alcohol. The bouncer counted down '3.. 2.. 1.. GO!' and they both took off running out the door. The bouncer was back in about 2 seconds and locked the door while the bartender was on the phone to 911.
In 2005, this happened to my Grandmother: in 2005 a gentleman stole a riding lawn mower from a Lowe's which could be seen from a pawn shop he proceeded to drive the lawn mower down to the red light waited for the red light to turn green proceeded through it turned into the parking lot and drove up to the pawn shop in order to sell it but a couple of employees saw what he was doing and call the police.
@@pearlk4494 A shit system can do that. In Germany (and obviously a lot of other states as well), no one would need to do such a thing, and therefore it's not really "a thing"
This reminds me of a hilarious robbery attempt I saw. Around the apartment near the mall I usually went to, there's a broke down wall due to a mismanagement of construction's location site. They fix it by filling it with quick dry cement. At the time most of the wall was fixed, 2 robbers were chased from the mall after robbing a nearby electronic store. But as police already surrounded the perimeter, they can only gamble their freedom by dashing their way against the newly fixed wall. But it's the start of the show. After they crashed the newly created wall, they ran away out of people's sight. But not long after that, police found them rocked due to the quick dry cement used to fix the wall from before, when they were about to open the car they would use to escape. That was quite a laugh for the people around for quite sometime, though luckily not many people could witnessed it as it's already late night back there.
I’m a firefighter in a somewhat small town. We had a call one time for a 1 car MVC on the highway. Right in the straight away. The dispatcher let us know the police were on the way. When we got there the man had rolled his 2008 mustang and was badly injured. But was obviously on some kind of drugs. When police arrived they questioned him, it turns out he was speeding through town, on drugs and hauling more drugs across the state line when he saw a squirrel in the road and ran off the road to miss it. And mind you he rolled his car in a long straight away and the area was completely flat.
One time back in second grade, I left my pencil sharpener on the desk to use the bathroom. When I came back, it was no longer on my desk. I looked around the room, and noticed that my bully had the pencil sharpener in her hand and was telling people (including me when I mentioned minr was missing) that her pencil sharpner was new. One of her friends had also pointed out that she had grabbed it off of my desk. So, when she went to the bathroom and left the pencil sharpener on the desk, I grabbed it and put it in my bag. When she returned she noticed the pencil sharpener was missing, and told the teacher that both of our pencil sharpener's were missing. The class had to search their bags (expect us.) So, in the end, I went home with my own pencil sharpener, while the girl went home with nothing.
@SilkandStones even if she was a bully. You're litteraly a thiev which is even more disgusting and yet you're bragging about your thieving behavior on RUclips 🤦♀️
Some years ago, my parents had an encounter with a dumb criminal. An employee attempted an armed robbery while my dad was counting cash for the bank deposit. The employee said they had to leave work early then came back a little later. They had enough sense to cover their face, but didn't change out of the clothes they'd worn to work, so they knew right away who it was. Luckily another customer came in who was carrying a gun, so the guy ran off, but was caught not long after, just down the road.
A couple years ago my Dad had bought a special edition bike before it was stolen a few months later out of our garage. But my Dad had already but a tracker on the bike fearing this would happen when he bought it. And you can guess what happened next, the criminals forgot to take the tracker off and the police caught them an hour after my Dad called 911.
Bro the same thing happened with someone ( who I don't know ) my friend helped his. In his case it was a Car. I heard this from a friend who said that when a man parked his car and went out to buy some stuff from the store two men came and started to wash the victim's car. Though it was peculiar my friend just went into the store. When he got out of the store he saw the person's car was missing and that person was still in the store. It turns out the thieves washing the car were looking for the perfect time to steal the car. My friend quickly informed the owner. It turns out the owner had put a tracking chip on his car which the thieves didn't see. Police were called and thieves were caught. The thieves did wash the car properly after they had escaped and it looked pretty new. So the person got a free car wash.
There was robbery of petrol station in Ireland a few years ago. When robbers came in they found very little cash so they took some cigarettes and large amount of sweets. When the Garda’s show up they found a trail of sweet wrappers leading away from the shop. They followed it to a local park where they found the robbers chewing away sitting beside a pond.
My brother and his friends back in the 90’s decided to break in to storage units here in Indiana. They decided to leave their wallets in the car so they didn’t accidentally drop them. Cops showed up and brother and friends ran away through a field. Leaving the car……and their ids behind 😂
I served on a jury several years ago where a criminal had broken into a store. The item stolen was a very old safe. The safe was steel one encased in concrete. The wheels were rusted so badly they wouldn't roll. The thieves were tracked using the drag marks left in the street all the way to the front door of a home. The occupants of the house answered the door when the police knocked on the door several hours later. The woman in the living room opened the door while she and the two criminals were all smoking crack cocaine. In the center of the room sat the now broken safe with a sledge hammer and an acetylene torch. The safe they stole only contained $40 cash. The criminal whose trial I sat on tried explaining that they all came home to find the safe open in the living room floor. CRACK KILLS!
I always have that moment when I tried to push a pull door sometimes, but that part when the man sees what he's doing wrong with the pull door is so hilarious 😂😆
lol reminds me of when I was a kid. Our neighbours used to steal gas out of my parent's cars. I forget how they managed to get into the garage. My dad couldn't figure out who was stealing his gas until one day he was going to his car to drive to work. There on the ground was the neighbour's ID. I can't remember if dad confronted the neighbours or went to the police, but I know gas wasn't stolen from them after that
Here's a good bad robbery story from my friend: So one day these four dudes came to what they thought was an empty house when the broke the gate and the security gate leading into the living room they were surprised when the entire family was watching a movie in that living room and they just ran out unfortunately not caught or identified.
"Oh... Hey there." "Who are you?!" "Ah.. Haha... We are..." "..." "Oh! Yes! We are.. The pizza delivery men!" "So... Where are the pizzas then?" "Er.. We... Forgot, yes! We forgot!" "You all. Literal, pizza, delivery men. Forgot your pizza?" "Uh.. Yes! We'll get the pizza! We'll be right back!" *all four robbers run out of the house* "Alright everybody. Who wants to go to bed?"
Well, my own, personal story of criminal stupidity is this: When I was 14, my friend and I stole a car one night during a snowstorm and then proceeded to drive it all over town. We eventually made our way to the local baseball field and drove all over it, destroying as much property as possible and laughing like hyenas the entire time. After the ball field, we drove to a local catholic school and attempted to jump a 15 ft wide stream beside the parking lot. We didn't make it and the car crashed down into the ditch, pretty much totaling the car. At that point, all we cared about was escaping the scene before the cops arrived. We escaped, but being stupid 14 year old kids, we never realized that we were leaving our footprints behind. When the police got to the school, all they had to do was follow our footprints that led from the car to my buddy's house 2 blocks away. They showed up at his house around 5 in the morning, but we refused to answer the door, scared out of our minds. Didn't matter though, they came back a few hours later and his mom turned us in. We were hiding out in the basement. Ah, the stupidity of youth.🤣
1998 Expert: I wonder what people would be doing with computers in the future! 2020: Showing how we have "evolved" our intelligence by showing it on youtube. Thanks for that Be Amazed.
There was a story a couple decades ago in an Oregon newspaper about a couple who was woken up by some strange noises coming from their driveway. The husband went out to check on things and found a man curled up in a fetal position next to their RV. There was a hose, a gas can, and he was vomiting blue liquid. He had tried to siphon gas from the RV in the early hours of the morning and picked the wrong tank in the limited light. He's lucky he did because swallowing gasoline would have been a lot more serious. The couple was so entertained that they didn't press charges.
When my father was staying at the boarding house, when night fell there was a strange sound outside, then my father opened the curtains at the same time the thief looked into the window and both screamed hysterically, and fortunately nothing happened to endanger my father's life because the thief ran away
Once when I was working in a clothes shop someone brought back a pair of jogging pants claiming they cost £15 they obviously didn't realize that I had sold them the same item 2 days earlier at £7 . I had a haircut and was wearing new glasses when they came back . I reported them to the manager who was about to call the police when the "customer" ran out of the shop leaving the jogging pants behind .
When I was 11, there was a funny, dumb criminal situation. That did get away with the neighbor's car wheels, but before escaping, they turned to a road that was closed on the other side. It happen on the street of Kordiana, in the district of Rembertów, the city of Warsaw, the country of Poland.
This happened back in the 90s when I was in primary school and my older brother was in high school. My brothers friend had mental issues and tried to break into our house and somehow managed to fall through the roof into the living room. Unfortunately for him, our door from the living room to the rest of the house was always kept locked. So he proceeds to climb back into the roof and once again fell through into the kitchen and rest of the house (might I add, smashing my lego castle in the process of falling). This guy then has a shower puts on my underwear and proceeds to cook, eat and drink pretty much everything in the house, leaving a mess everywhere. He cooked and pretty much ate everything! Including like 15yr old cheap wine scraps. So his genius plan is foiled when he rings my brothers Nokia 3315 mobile from the house phone, my brother asks why he's there not at school and he claims our mum let him in. My brother calls mum and schoold finishing, so mum calls police as were picked up from the school. We get there with the police and are welcomed to a complete mess. Holes in the roof, lego everywhere, clothes everywhere, rubbish everywhere, pots, pans and dishes everywhere and this guy sleeping in a pile of chocolate rappers in my younger brothers bed in my underwear. Obviously he was taken into psychiatric care after that
11:00 I have a story like that. My cousins truck got stolen then they found it on Craigslist bought it then called the police without giving them the money😅
I’m a native of Ashland, Kentucky. None of us could BELIEVE, when this guy did it. He swore forEVER he was NOT the duct tape bandit, while in jail. Uh…Bruh. The cops themselves cut the duct tape off your face. You can’t deny it. Dide isn’t right in the head.
Here is one crime story I can share for you - I remember when I was in a town called Hultsfred in Sweden. A man was so poor and had no home so he painted a toy gun totally black went into a bank to steal cash and all he came out with was 500 SEK (55 USD) but instead of running he just sat down on the stone stairs with the run on his lap while waiting for the cop. The police station was barely 100-150meter away while he got caught outside the bank. What kind of punishment he got I do not know but that was odd how he managed to rob with a toy gun. I do remember the robber making sob sound and the bankers was watching through the windows like what the heck is going on.
Edit: Grammatical Error Stealing meat was not uncommon at the store I used to work at. There's been a few times I found empty meat trays on a soda shelf, sometimes hidden on the lowest shelf and pushed to the back. I hope they brought ziplocs or something, 'cause that's not going to be fun cleaning out of a bag or clothes. Meats that were most commonly stolen were, of course, steaks and fillet mignon. This was even before covid. We just have very cheap people where I live. Southern Cali.
Someone tried to rob my Inklings, but then I placed a CCTV camera in my house. Then my mom called the police, and the "robber" was arrested. EDIT: I don't remember writing this comment
Something on my bucket list is to break into someone's house before they wake up and start doing good deeds for them all day starting by prepping a breakfast for them as soon as I get in
Here is my story: At one of our rental properties, we were working when we decided to close the work up for the night, and not 1 hour, not 2 hours, but 3 hours later we woke up to our phones blowing up from one of the neighbors “I hear gunshots! Help!” Turns out, someone had the bad idea to break into one of another neighbors house when he started to shoot at the owner, in a neighborhood close to a police station, and the guy inside was a man who was a bit trigger happy and was trained very well with guns, and shooting the robber in the butt, twice!
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I've got one, my grandfather used to announce "thieves I'm home, run away" every time he returned home as a joke.
One time he returned home and as usual he announced "thieves I'm home, run away" so they did... Leaving a bag full of his stolen goods dangling on the window's broken bars.
This became his favourite story, he told it every time he could.
How, nice
That is just wow thanks for sharing:D
Cool
Lol. At least he has a story to tell
Wow amazing
Some guy tried to break into my neighbors house, ignoring the “beware of dog sign”. He got into the house walked around a bit then woke up their dog appropriately named Bear. Long story short the guy got trapped in the bathroom as Bear tried to reenact the “Here’s Johnny” sene from the shining.
Edit:Grammar
i hope the door was repaiable because thats funny XD i dont feel bad for that idiot
Here’s Bear!. See what I did there?
Dark,dark yet darker
@@littletinygamer2396 What
@@littletinygamer2396 Gaster
Bro that guy who farted and gave his position away was hilarious
Where's the other guy. I like his voice, it's so soothing.
I don't care for the background music either
Yea
Me too
Perhaps his time to retire is finally coming and he is the new guy, lets give him a chance
I agree this guy shuck
I once worked at a restaurant that was robbed before we opened for the day. I wasn't aware of what was happening and was preoccupied with cleaning the glass doors for opening. When the guy ran out of the restaurant he pushed the glass part instead of the handle. He left a perfect hand print in the freshly cleaned window that gave the police viable finger prints. Also a few hours later the man's mom called the police and turned her son in.
Goodwow
his mom is probably so sad for him
Lol nice.
Well done
Lol I believe in karma
The guy who farted in the woods story made me burst out laughing, I had to rewatch that part again just to appreciate how good be amazed made that part 🤣🤣🤣
Bro same 🤣🤣🤣
4:31 “But one Florida man”
Ah yes, everything makes sense
Narrator: florida man
me: *THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESTING*
Yeah
Hahhahahhah so true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!!
Have you tried doing the "Florida Man Challenge"? It is hilarious! You do a Google search on "Florida Man" and your birthday, and then post the first headline that comes up!
True
Yeah
Criminal one: The door won't open!
Criminal two: Push harder!
My friend works at a local Goodwill. One day, a guy broke into the store at night and stole some pants and some shirts. The camera got the guy on tape. The kicker? The guy had worked there and went to work the next day after the break in wearing the same, exact clothes that he broke in the store with. He was arrested and fired that same day over some cheap clothing.
Did u bother asking whatbisbgoing on in hisblife that lead him to do that? Or did you just figure youll just judge like ur high al mighty
Do you have a space key on your keyboard
@@dollalalalalotsagaming.8276 He could have asked for help.
@@pollypockets508 yeah thats the thing, its rare for someone to not find a single person willing to help, some people dedicate their whole lives to helping strangers
plus its not like he was stealing food to live
"We didn't realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun."
Winnie the pooh.
I love this
Sooo deep
lol
how is this relevant to THIEVES
Ikr
I love how he’s giving tips on what not to do while robbing
Are you a robber
@@lewisbillington3384 no.............
@@carljohnson2146 I don’t trust you, I never trusted anyone who types a lot of periods after a ‘no’. So in my conclusion you are a robber.
@@jayboi3488 YO WTF BRO?! IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!
@@carljohnson2146 no, I would never be racist, why’d you be sus, I didn’t make fun of you. Don’t you cause a scene or I’m fucking blocking you, alright?
It's 2:30am, and doughnuts sound REALLY good right now.
Donates always sound good!!!😯sadly I’m not eating it right now😒😞😔🥲😢😭😰so juicy 🤤
😂😂😂ong some donuts would smackk
If I was a cop and a criminal said to get doughnuts for krisby kream I would say this “Make it 12 brown frosting rainbow sprinkles and your off the hook”. Or is it just me.
@@JamesHoppers just you. Cant bribe me with doughnuts. I need cash, or tacos...
@@davidquinn2382 cash or pizza is good too or chocolate maybe.
18:22 THIS IS A STRAIGHT UP MAD LAD -
I'M STILL LAUGHING
4:26 he hold the world record of being back to jail within minutes
Or getting 500$
Yes
Yes
Any % speedrun
Hearing snoring in your room when you live alone would be terrifying.
Lol very terrifying
Not really
@@dollalalalalotsagaming.8276 yes really
I have a dog that snores really loud so if I did hear it I would assume it was her
I’ve experienced it
10:24 It actually was an "in and out job". Their only problem was that the "in" part didn't include the actual shop where the goodies were located :D
“I have a police dog!”
*starts making sounds that sound nothing like a dog*
“OH NO THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE A DOG”
Bork barf I HAV A DOG
Cool your mom or dad a cop don’t have to answer
@@nightpug2610 XD my mom is a doctor and my dad is a pharmacist
LOL
That's why he is on this list
2:22 Everybody gangsta till victim starts negotiating with Criminals to come later.
This one is friggin HILARIOUS! That snoring intruder was HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣
Why don't all banks have that automatic blast shield
It's because thay don't want all the bank robber's to get Smarter
Or armed guards
they need them in more than just banks too
Someone broke into my basement. When I heard it and armed myself to go down, they ran out the back door, leaving his backpack, which had his previous court papers for breaking and entering.
You ain't giving any mercy if someone comes in your house XD
Neither am I have a two Rottweiler and a ak
A few years ago, a guy robbed a gas station just down the street from me. He was caught almost immediately. The clerk had noticed the guy had filled out an entry to a sweepstakes as he waited for the customer being helped to leave. His full name and address was on top of the pile. They stopped him up before he walked in his door because he matched the description. He had the stolen money on him.
Nobody:
Be AMAZED: teaching us what and what not to do while committing crime..!!
I guess i never thought of it that way
I dunno why be amazed do that lol
True lol XD
Make this meme go popular
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Is it weird im 11 but i could rob a house easily
Life hack: opening the door the right direction goes a long way.
Ya
True
Life hack: if u cant find which way this is going to blow your mind ok ready look at the sign
Yes
Like the movie snatch
I have a story to hopefully be noticed. I heard this story from my dad:
Over 28 years ago or so, athlete country-track runners robbed a gas station, they grabbed presumably money when the cashier was giving change, and they ran away. ( 1:01 ) Like the first case of the video, one of the robbers had their name AND school on the back of their school jersey. The other one ran through a field covered in 8 inches of snow to their house. Police officers just had to follow the footprints to their house, and go to the school that was listed on the school jersey on the CCTV footage. The two boys were called to the principal’s office, and then were arrested for robbery, and it was around less than $500.00 of cash, meaning it was a simple misdemeanor. They were let go, but on probation. We’ve never seen them since, however we presume they’re not very fast runners anymore. 😂
TL;DR: Two track-runners stole money from a gas station, had snowy footprints leading to one of the robber’s house and had a school-jersey on them from CCTV, got arrested at the school and got probation.
when i was younger i was with my mum and we had left something at our home, so we went to pick it up and our next door neighboor's son was trying to break in through the front window. We saw him and he panicked and ran straight into a tall bush, in the end he got arrested
Lol
Thankfully stay safe!
Lol cool story!
XD
The kid is dum
10:00 It'd be way funnier if the thieves' getaway car got stolen because they left it open 😂
Irony at its finest😂
Lol!
Lol
I’ve seen it happen
😂😂😂
I’m pretty impressed on how fast those metal walls went up in the bank
there's another door trouble there was a drunk guy trying to break in my school and they didn't open the door the correct way the cops came and they tased them right in front of me
wow
Ok, tasing a guy is ok at times, but tasing a drunk guy may not be the best idea, because you couldn't feel the pain, but the aftermath sure will take in.
What does it look like for him to tased
@Lily Zacharia jail*
@Lily Zacharia yes
Fun fact: the belgium police number is 101
Promise?
Hmmmm I don't believe u ur a bit SUS
Let's give him 101 likes
India fire engines is 101
Some place on this world the police number is 112
As someone who lives in San Diego, I can definitely say that it's easier to get along with your across the street neighbors than it is to get along with your next door neighbors.
The story at 16:43 in a nutshell: This guy sus, I saw him vent.
Vent sus
Lmao
Red sus
Kinda sus
Idk but he kinda sus
You that metal shielding at the bank is Genius, I can't even believe it, this needs to be a thing everywhere
This one happened to my cousin.
So they got out this old skateboard one day that they hadn't played with for years. A few weeks later a lady robbed a grocery store near my cousins house and then decided to rob some of the houses in the neighborhood. My cousins house was the first one she attempted to rob. While digging through the garage the lady kicked the skateboard (which hadn't been put up correctly by the way) and it started rolling down the driveway. My cousin then saw the skateboard rolling away and told their parents. The lady didn't end up leaving the property before the cops showed up.
This happened to me.. Kinda crazy. So my family was out aside from me, but I always have the lights out so it looked like no one was here. A guy must have picked the front door or something because I could hear someone walking around the house. The problem is that our house creaks.. a lot. So I walk downstairs and point my empty BB Gun at him. He drops everything he has and yells "Don't shoot!". Under normal circumstances this gun wouldn't be a threat, but I painted it to look real. So the guy I suppose has every reason to be scared. I call the police and they took him away. But on his way out I pulled the trigger and he jumped. So that was fun.
LOL- Well done
The gun trick in the end tho- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The one who fell asleep under the bed was the funniest one 😂😂😂
Well the poor guy was all tuckered out
Burglary is strenuous you know
Yeah, that made me laugh good
I have a story. I'm from a rural part of Durban, crime is a kinda a lifestyle here so we tend to see more crime than hear of them. One of my neighbors was a dirty crook, stealing from anyone and everyone including us, decided to steal a purse from a lady hitchhiker. He succeeded but to our shock, his getaway was a terrible plan because as soon he snitched the purse... he immediately forgot road safety and was hit by an oncoming truck. The village that we are from predicted that he will die in a dumb way but we never expected that to come true.
Once a guy stole a hoverboard from my dad's store. His rookie mistake was that after thinking my dad and his workers stopped chasing him was that he started RIDING IT. As a result, he was very easy to catch because he was not the best at riding it around.
be amazed: "florida man"
me, living in florida: *ah, sweet sweet florida its where i get my stupid side from and im proud XD*
SAME like fuck i know im dumb at times but no one can argu with the fact im a native in my friend group.
When I was a young teen I remember a car thief stealing my dad's car early one morning. It was found over the weekend my brother had just gotten out of prison for gta. The guy knew my brother and was talking about how he got his old lady arrested over it Not knowing it was dad's truck. He broke all the bones in his hands.
I just love the store owner technique of come back later
That duck tape really got me! Hilarious 😂
When I was in Federal Law Enforcement we would encounter subjects in tunnels. It was very unsafe to try and go in by yourself and apprehend the subjects because you were usually alone. I used to say,”I have a dog!!! Come out or I’ll let him loose!!!” Then I would start barking my head off. Many subjects apprehended, and I went home safe.
Subjects? Don't you mean suspects?
@@roundlakerailfan6853 a person was occasionally called a suspect, but usually a subject. Probably just the terminology in my department…
Brynjolf: “Sorry, lads. Since you did these things, you’ve flunked the Thieves Guild entry exam so badly the Guild isn’t going to break you out.”
Ah, nothing like a good Skyrim reference to cheer me up .
Have a virtual cookie
Ahhh.... good ol Brynjolf lol
Ha truth ❤️🤣
Eh. I'm more of a Dark Brotherhood kind of dovahkinn myself. IN THE GAME! Definitely not real life.
Someone robbed my moms car once.But they looked through the bag and saw VERY expensive makeup but he just thrown the bag away 😂.And he was spotted on 2 cameras AND left his finger prints. My mom said he wasted it because the bag was more expensive than the 10$ in there.
To be fair as a male myself I se makeup as a waste of money and just junk so I would throw it away aswell
Wow...
@@Monster3Games just sell it
@@AlexFernandez-ty7qd As an intellectual, I agree
What should the robber do with make up? No matter how expensive it was. Used make up is worth litteraly nothing
I was out with some friends one night and there was a guy getting belligerent because they were refusing to serve him at the bar. He was a big guy and wanted to fight the bouncer. The bouncer challenged him to a race. If he could get to the end of the block faster than the bouncer, he could purchase alcohol. The bouncer counted down '3.. 2.. 1.. GO!' and they both took off running out the door. The bouncer was back in about 2 seconds and locked the door while the bartender was on the phone to 911.
3:06 I love how he’s telling you how to rob somewhere successfully 😝
From now on I’m going to refer a easily solved crime as a benson 22
You’ll have strange habits friend. Opportunity won’t present often
@@errollbrantley for some reason I couldn’t think of anything to say to what you’ve said except for this comment.
😂😂 idk how this doesn't have more likes
y e s
@@errollbrantley I was thinking the same thing as this gguy, though. X-D
In 2005, this happened to my Grandmother: in 2005 a gentleman stole a riding lawn mower from a Lowe's which could be seen from a pawn shop he proceeded to drive the lawn mower down to the red light waited for the red light to turn green proceeded through it turned into the parking lot and drove up to the pawn shop in order to sell it but a couple of employees saw what he was doing and call the police.
Ever consider the car burglar who just got released from prison was trying to get back in? People actually do that sometimes.
Well, that would qualify for "Criminals who must not want their freedom" :D
Homelessness and hunger can do that to humans. Jail provides a place to sleep, and food.
@@pearlk4494 A shit system can do that.
In Germany (and obviously a lot of other states as well), no one would need to do such a thing, and therefore it's not really "a thing"
@@cy-one Whats the system? ',:3
@@qwertyjon4669 I'm referring to both the penitentiary and social systems. Primarily the social system, tho.
This reminds me of a hilarious robbery attempt I saw. Around the apartment near the mall I usually went to, there's a broke down wall due to a mismanagement of construction's location site. They fix it by filling it with quick dry cement. At the time most of the wall was fixed, 2 robbers were chased from the mall after robbing a nearby electronic store. But as police already surrounded the perimeter, they can only gamble their freedom by dashing their way against the newly fixed wall. But it's the start of the show. After they crashed the newly created wall, they ran away out of people's sight. But not long after that, police found them rocked due to the quick dry cement used to fix the wall from before, when they were about to open the car they would use to escape. That was quite a laugh for the people around for quite sometime, though luckily not many people could witnessed it as it's already late night back there.
16:43 took "I saw him vent" to the next level
Among us joke
Lol
Narrator: needing to VENT
ME: Is tHAt aN AmoUNg Us reFRence
@Zander De Witi Aha! I knew it. Yet another random person who corrects people xd.
Well in the thumbnail the guy was holding onto a crowbar
I’m a firefighter in a somewhat small town. We had a call one time for a 1 car MVC on the highway. Right in the straight away. The dispatcher let us know the police were on the way. When we got there the man had rolled his 2008 mustang and was badly injured. But was obviously on some kind of drugs. When police arrived they questioned him, it turns out he was speeding through town, on drugs and hauling more drugs across the state line when he saw a squirrel in the road and ran off the road to miss it. And mind you he rolled his car in a long straight away and the area was completely flat.
One time back in second grade, I left my pencil sharpener on the desk to use the bathroom. When I came back, it was no longer on my desk. I looked around the room, and noticed that my bully had the pencil sharpener in her hand and was telling people (including me when I mentioned minr was missing) that her pencil sharpner was new. One of her friends had also pointed out that she had grabbed it off of my desk. So, when she went to the bathroom and left the pencil sharpener on the desk, I grabbed it and put it in my bag. When she returned she noticed the pencil sharpener was missing, and told the teacher that both of our pencil sharpener's were missing. The class had to search their bags (expect us.) So, in the end, I went home with my own pencil sharpener, while the girl went home with nothing.
That sounds like cap
@SilkandStones even if she was a bully. You're litteraly a thiev which is even more disgusting and yet you're bragging about your thieving behavior on RUclips 🤦♀️
@@wioi ok boomer
Did anyone else really start watching when they said “Florida man”
Florida man
What is it with people in Florida?
I live in Florida
@@chipthechipyes sorry😓, I didn’t mean everyone in Florida. It just seems like a lot happens over there.
@@sagetaylor9188 seems to me that almost all of this happened in Europe somewhere just sayin
5:49 Police in the car: Is this guy blind? Easiest arrest I have ever made in my career.
Bro i don't care what they say, you have a great voice, rock on dude
Ikr? he sounds so charming 😍
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Thats true
That’s messed up with the heart eyes
@@troyklein6379 uhhhhh
Some years ago, my parents had an encounter with a dumb criminal. An employee attempted an armed robbery while my dad was counting cash for the bank deposit. The employee said they had to leave work early then came back a little later. They had enough sense to cover their face, but didn't change out of the clothes they'd worn to work, so they knew right away who it was. Luckily another customer came in who was carrying a gun, so the guy ran off, but was caught not long after, just down the road.
🤣😂😉😊
Lol
Hold on-did a CUSTOMER come in wielding a gun? Really?
THAT POOR LADY STUCK IN THE VENT, WAS TRULY SAD!!! BUT THE SLEEPING BEAUTY HAD ME LAUGHING!!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!
A couple years ago my Dad had bought a special edition bike before it was stolen a few months later out of our garage. But my Dad had already but a tracker on the bike fearing this would happen when he bought it. And you can guess what happened next, the criminals forgot to take the tracker off and the police caught them an hour after my Dad called 911.
shh, don't let people know that they have to inspect things like bicycles if they stole them
Bro the same thing happened with someone ( who I don't know ) my friend helped his. In his case it was a Car.
I heard this from a friend who said that when a man parked his car and went out to buy some stuff from the store two men came and started to wash the victim's car. Though it was peculiar my friend just went into the store. When he got out of the store he saw the person's car was missing and that person was still in the store. It turns out the thieves washing the car were looking for the perfect time to steal the car. My friend quickly informed the owner. It turns out the owner had put a tracking chip on his car which the thieves didn't see. Police were called and thieves were caught. The thieves did wash the car properly after they had escaped and it looked pretty new. So the person got a free car wash.
There was robbery of petrol station in Ireland a few years ago. When robbers came in they found very little cash so they took some cigarettes and large amount of sweets. When the Garda’s show up they found a trail of sweet wrappers leading away from the shop. They followed it to a local park where they found the robbers chewing away sitting beside a pond.
My brother and his friends back in the 90’s decided to break in to storage units here in Indiana. They decided to leave their wallets in the car so they didn’t accidentally drop them. Cops showed up and brother and friends ran away through a field. Leaving the car……and their ids behind 😂
Moral of the story: dont name your child "John Smith" lol
I will
Moral of the story: don’t name your child “John Smith” lol
@@infinitethenextkazekage392 what?
@pizza delivery lol you are crazy
Moral of the story: don’t name your child “John Smith” lol
I served on a jury several years ago where a criminal had broken into a store. The item stolen was a very old safe. The safe was steel one encased in concrete. The wheels were rusted so badly they wouldn't roll. The thieves were tracked using the drag marks left in the street all the way to the front door of a home. The occupants of the house answered the door when the police knocked on the door several hours later. The woman in the living room opened the door while she and the two criminals were all smoking crack cocaine. In the center of the room sat the now broken safe with a sledge hammer and an acetylene torch. The safe they stole only contained $40 cash. The criminal whose trial I sat on tried explaining that they all came home to find the safe open in the living room floor. CRACK KILLS!
They cracked the safe..
I always have that moment when I tried to push a pull door sometimes, but that part when the man sees what he's doing wrong with the pull door is so hilarious 😂😆
It’s funny that he is basically telling me what not to do when I’m gonna be a burglar. LOL
Are u sure about that?
@@dexinejoydemoral5212 yis
its called DONT BE DUMB and you will likly get away,
@@lechking941 uhm....
Um why are you going to be a burglar
lol reminds me of when I was a kid. Our neighbours used to steal gas out of my parent's cars. I forget how they managed to get into the garage. My dad couldn't figure out who was stealing his gas until one day he was going to his car to drive to work. There on the ground was the neighbour's ID. I can't remember if dad confronted the neighbours or went to the police, but I know gas wasn't stolen from them after that
Belgian shopkeeper be like: come later
Criminal: ok
Also Belgian shopkeeper : bruh this guy has less than 9 brain cells
I can’t believe that work twice but if I was the store owner I think I would be annoyed by the police
Tetrojigsaw 99 Nine? You’re being generous.
Here's a good bad robbery story from my friend: So one day these four dudes came to what they thought was an empty house when the broke the gate and the security gate leading into the living room they were surprised when the entire family was watching a movie in that living room and they just ran out unfortunately not caught or identified.
What if the family was like heeeeeey 911
"Oh... Hey there."
"Who are you?!"
"Ah.. Haha... We are..."
"..."
"Oh! Yes! We are.. The pizza delivery men!"
"So... Where are the pizzas then?"
"Er.. We... Forgot, yes! We forgot!"
"You all. Literal, pizza, delivery men. Forgot your pizza?"
"Uh.. Yes! We'll get the pizza! We'll be right back!"
*all four robbers run out of the house*
"Alright everybody. Who wants to go to bed?"
Well, my own, personal story of criminal stupidity is this: When I was 14, my friend and I stole a car one night during a snowstorm and then proceeded to drive it all over town. We eventually made our way to the local baseball field and drove all over it, destroying as much property as possible and laughing like hyenas the entire time. After the ball field, we drove to a local catholic school and attempted to jump a 15 ft wide stream beside the parking lot. We didn't make it and the car crashed down into the ditch, pretty much totaling the car. At that point, all we cared about was escaping the scene before the cops arrived. We escaped, but being stupid 14 year old kids, we never realized that we were leaving our footprints behind. When the police got to the school, all they had to do was follow our footprints that led from the car to my buddy's house 2 blocks away. They showed up at his house around 5 in the morning, but we refused to answer the door, scared out of our minds. Didn't matter though, they came back a few hours later and his mom turned us in. We were hiding out in the basement. Ah, the stupidity of youth.🤣
i love the switch of different voices every video, so should keep doing it! like the next video will have a different voice
?
Ikr
1998 Expert: I wonder what people would be doing with computers in the future!
2020: Showing how we have "evolved" our intelligence by showing it on youtube. Thanks for that Be Amazed.
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Make this meme go popular
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There was a story a couple decades ago in an Oregon newspaper about a couple who was woken up by some strange noises coming from their driveway. The husband went out to check on things and found a man curled up in a fetal position next to their RV. There was a hose, a gas can, and he was vomiting blue liquid. He had tried to siphon gas from the RV in the early hours of the morning and picked the wrong tank in the limited light. He's lucky he did because swallowing gasoline would have been a lot more serious. The couple was so entertained that they didn't press charges.
When my father was staying at the boarding house, when night fell there was a strange sound outside, then my father opened the curtains at the same time the thief looked into the window and both screamed hysterically, and fortunately nothing happened to endanger my father's life because the thief ran away
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dang....that robber is STOOPID
Looool I am still laughing
Once when I was working in a clothes shop someone brought back a pair of jogging pants claiming they cost £15 they obviously didn't realize that I had sold them the same item 2 days earlier at £7 . I had a haircut and was wearing new glasses when they came back . I reported them to the manager who was about to call the police when the "customer" ran out of the shop leaving the jogging pants behind .
When I was 11, there was a funny, dumb criminal situation. That did get away with the neighbor's car wheels, but before escaping, they turned to a road that was closed on the other side. It happen on the street of Kordiana, in the
district of Rembertów, the city of Warsaw, the country of Poland.
This happened back in the 90s when I was in primary school and my older brother was in high school. My brothers friend had mental issues and tried to break into our house and somehow managed to fall through the roof into the living room. Unfortunately for him, our door from the living room to the rest of the house was always kept locked. So he proceeds to climb back into the roof and once again fell through into the kitchen and rest of the house (might I add, smashing my lego castle in the process of falling). This guy then has a shower puts on my underwear and proceeds to cook, eat and drink pretty much everything in the house, leaving a mess everywhere. He cooked and pretty much ate everything! Including like 15yr old cheap wine scraps. So his genius plan is foiled when he rings my brothers Nokia 3315 mobile from the house phone, my brother asks why he's there not at school and he claims our mum let him in. My brother calls mum and schoold finishing, so mum calls police as were picked up from the school. We get there with the police and are welcomed to a complete mess. Holes in the roof, lego everywhere, clothes everywhere, rubbish everywhere, pots, pans and dishes everywhere and this guy sleeping in a pile of chocolate rappers in my younger brothers bed in my underwear. Obviously he was taken into psychiatric care after that
Dang bro
I have no words 😳
3:22 the burglar must be technoblade that is planning to destroy all orphans in England
Haha hahaha haha hahaha!!!!!! That is hilarious.
14:55
They will never live this down!
Their ancestors will have "your so dumb" jokes told about Grandpa for generations!🤭
11:00 I have a story like that. My cousins truck got stolen then they found it on Craigslist bought it then called the police without giving them the money😅
Welp, it's good to know that you got it back
This might go to part 3
The fart one is legendary in missouri 😂😂 the farters folly as we call it
I’m a native of Ashland, Kentucky.
None of us could BELIEVE, when this guy did it. He swore forEVER he was NOT the duct tape bandit, while in jail.
Uh…Bruh. The cops themselves cut the duct tape off your face. You can’t deny it. Dide isn’t right in the head.
When I was 4 years old, I accidentally took some gum from Lowe's
You criminal mastermind
how is stealing accidental
Lol
When I was 11 I replaced empty sour spray candy for a full candy of sour spray
Today i murdered 9 mosquitoes and i don't know where to hide the bodies.......
I really enjoyed dumb criminal stories. I hope you do more videos like this
Here is one crime story I can share for you - I remember when I was in a town called Hultsfred in Sweden. A man was so poor and had no home so he painted a toy gun totally black went into a bank to steal cash and all he came out with was 500 SEK (55 USD) but instead of running he just sat down on the stone stairs with the run on his lap while waiting for the cop. The police station was barely 100-150meter away while he got caught outside the bank. What kind of punishment he got I do not know but that was odd how he managed to rob with a toy gun. I do remember the robber making sob sound and the bankers was watching through the windows like what the heck is going on.
Edit: Grammatical Error
Stealing meat was not uncommon at the store I used to work at.
There's been a few times I found empty meat trays on a soda shelf, sometimes hidden on the lowest shelf and pushed to the back. I hope they brought ziplocs or something, 'cause that's not going to be fun cleaning out of a bag or clothes.
Meats that were most commonly stolen were, of course, steaks and fillet mignon. This was even before covid.
We just have very cheap people where I live. Southern Cali.
Bro the timing is good my uncle house got robbed just now 😭
dont know if u should be saying “good timing”
that's actually *VERY* bad timing
gooood timing :)
F in the chat bois
Dont know you just want attention
Someone tried to rob my Inklings, but then I placed a CCTV camera in my house. Then my mom called the police, and the "robber" was arrested.
EDIT: I don't remember writing this comment
Give the artist a pat on the back for me, he’s a genius 😎🔥🔥🔥
I got into a heated argument with someone at my school, and while I was walking home, he tried to jump me, outside of the police station
That guy is not smarr
Tell me the whole story
Yee
Whole story pls
Roflmao... at least help was nearby
Please make more videos like this! You've totally made my day!
I guess that they never heard the phrase "3 strikes & you're out".🙀
Something on my bucket list is to break into someone's house before they wake up and start doing good deeds for them all day starting by prepping a breakfast for them as soon as I get in
Here is my story:
At one of our rental properties, we were working when we decided to close the work up for the night, and not 1 hour, not 2 hours, but 3 hours later we woke up to our phones blowing up from one of the neighbors “I hear gunshots! Help!” Turns out, someone had the bad idea to break into one of another neighbors house when he started to shoot at the owner, in a neighborhood close to a police station, and the guy inside was a man who was a bit trigger happy and was trained very well with guns, and shooting the robber in the butt, twice!
I think this guy's voice goes really good with the background music
I didn't know this was published 11mins ago
It wasn’t. It was published 2 hours ago.
@@freddobbs8558 no 1 hour ago
@Shadow King do u mean 1 hour ago
I think he means its a re-upload.
Ive seen this before
@Shadow King oh for me it’s 1 hour
The guy who farted really needs to learn to hold it in next time. X'D 🤣😂
Me: "Florida man story" always end in disaster.
Trump: Moves residence Florida.
Election: 👎
Melania: divorce