Ever have an air conditioner or heater and you wanna set it to 72 and just assume the computers, a brilliant genius that’ll keep the temperature at 72 in the most efficient way possible. But realistically what happens is they air conditioner just runs To get to 72, but as soon as it gets to 72, that air conditioner, turns off and suddenly a fan starts blowing, pulling in air from the attic and wherever it comes from warming the house right back up a constant fan then intermittently runs a pinch of air conditioning that just gets washed away by the fan replacing the air conditioning basically all the air conditioner really needs is an on and off. Turn it on once it’s cool just turn it off. Jimmy’s like trying to set the setting on the air conditioner and leave it to take care of all the business fans just blowing away totally inefficient go Navy
IF you have Harry and Meghan on - it will be shameful. I ALWAYS viewed you from the eyes of a fellow Massachusetts person. Family is above all. ASK THEM about their family? do that have ANY? WHO throws their brother, father etc under the bus? I am repulsed the Tonite show would have them on. Show some INTEGRITY Jimmy - cancel them!!
Step back… *_think about what you just said_* … then think about how Meghan was treated from *_the moment she joined the royal family_* . I doubt the scumbag bitch whom Charles married after having broken the heart of a young and naive Princess Diana was treated the same way & I believe she was twice divorced and was *HAVING AN AFFAIR W AN ENGAGED & THEN MARRIED MAN* after Charles & Diana were wed. Do you think the inner Royal family treated HER like dirt beneath their feet? (The answer is no.) So stop the holier than thou attitude. *_Integrity?_* The royal family? One of them is a *_pedophile_* . Is it okay that he continues to defile young children, so long as he doesn’t say bad things about the royal family in public?! THEY SHOULD SPEAK OUT AGAINST HIM. But no. *_It’s more important to APPEAR civil than to actually BE SO._* 😳😳😳🤬🤬🤬
Let’s see if I can get a rat murder confession out of this joke. Who do you think made the law that garden hoses can’t be cut in half and both ends screw into the faucet si you get two hoses for the price of one. I won’t leave you choices cause just mentioning their options is racist.
Peace, 🕊🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🎅🤶, honey, you do know, that "the Claus' helpers," ... "oh, you and your obvious jokes," .. ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas Season, thankfully so. Eh, em, er, no comment, except, lol, the singing honorably, Paul McCartney, sings a better, "Deck the Halls," had he literally sand the song, a Christmas carol, ok? ... no pause, lol, uh, oh, does the "clause," of "too funny," result in "coal" in my, 🧦 stocking? 🧱🔥🧱___[safe distance]🧯, I hope not. Hey, isn't the "Tonight" show, starring Jay Leno... ooops, lol, the late show, called "The Tonight Show," for honorable rights & dignity from God, Creator, Jimmy Fallon, okay, its shorter, isn't it? Not Martin Short is it? How's the Denis Miller of the "Live" from NY, its, Saturday night? NBC, right? How's Garret Morris, NBC right? So, in public domain, parental guidance, ABC or PBS, or CBS, and the not "vhf" ready for prime time stations on "uhf," or the original "affiliates" can use, "ready for prime time players," for a public domain tagline, so there. Its like "look and feel," prime time is prime time, ok? no pause, yes, its true 8-11pm is consider evening prime time, even in the summer places of sun not set, so how come, you are reading this voluntarily, is it prime time? lol 😂, face it, prime time. The new show, a hope, not a Legal Binding Declarative Instrument, like, say, a Legal Binding Declarative Instrument, of violation is disturbing the peace, and By God Is Only Omniscient from God's Eternal Creator Ever Continuing Perspective, the need is by help of One Benevolent, only God is good, such is true,. so, in case you need to be informed, do not be called rabbi, therefore teacher, since, only God is good, hmm, related to child-like simplicity, thus Psalm 8 tells, out of the mouths of children and babies is ordained perfect praise, thereby, God Is Ever Victorious, "In the beginning God...," needing no help for God to Be God. So, please be good for goodness sake, thankfully so, this Christmas Season and ever year long, ok? no pause, ok. Soon, after the ball comes down at Times Square, of a huge crowd like, how far apart does the fire Marshall of NYC, down town Manhattan Div., require, one arms length, ? Ask the first respondents, is best prudent unless otherwise obtained, going or not going is key. However, good info, yes? Hey, fancy, eh um, er, n'est pas? or translated "is it so?" no pause or slight pause, like the weather is cold, is it so? si? humm, "Per favore, signore o signora, è sì?," courtesy, online link is, ( translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=rT&sl=en&tl=it&text=Please%2C%20sir%20or%20madam%2C%20is%20it%20yes%3F&op=translate ). Oh, my error, that is, in English, "Please, sir or madam, is it yes?";- that is "cold" weather, if it is cold, or feels cold, that is known by someone's taste in "weather," of "Stormy Weather," is a song, by Lenna Horne, okay buster, what does that have to do with the price of tomatoes in Alaska? It's cold this time of year could be the answer to that related question, I suppose. "Cold E. Whether, snow like feathers, falling from the skies, not too plentiful, just like Christmas snow, a bit of Jack Frost nipping at your nose, oh, the anthropomorphic "Frosty the Snow Man," a happy jolly, so called, "soul," not real, truth, not kidding, it is honorable make believe, ok? No pause, of Santa Clause, except, a a cold north wind, the professor, "Hinkle?" is it? Did not, by writing, #######s of times, "___________________" something, that Santa told him, glad, Dastardly, oops, no offense intended, I apologize, touché, saving face, of course, that prof. Hinkle, finally left. Right, yes, right right again, forward march, unto next thing to do. Hey, since, card tricks, and hiding behind a panel, yikes, do not tell, the so called, magician, of the so called, "wizard," of Oz, however, since it had been a dream sequence, oh, how is the yellow hair girl from Frosty? like Dorothy, tap your red slippers together, there's no place like home, and wake up, as soon as is needed for rest. Hey, they each see their home family! Its good of God, to give each gentleman and each gentlewoman, God's Ever Continuing Protection of Gifts of Impartial Compassion, the kingdom of God is at hand, Peace only God offers, the personal life of, oh, Joseph, myself, one gentleman, sometime, party of one, and that is the first part, legally speaking. Life is short, and life is long, until last breath of life, each day is one today of days, of God's Granted lifelong rights and blessed favored oil of gladness impartiality of The Promised Helper, The Spirit of Truth, of God, of course, simplistic truth, The Holy Spirit, hearing God's Word from God, never leaving orphaned, Joseph, myself, is me, and I love God, in Jesus Beloved Messiah, who celebrated the reverent "Dedication," that is "Hanukah," thus, God sending, the light of the world, it is or can be, and international Holiday, like, some know, the Nativity of the Christmas Holiday Season is. There is an international Holiday, originally, for African heritage, called, Kwanza, isn't that cool? And, the common calendar, New Years Day, is celebrated, like other parts of the year, isn't that cool? Personally, it is in the center of 12 days of Christmas, ending by, the Epiphany, the caravan, of probably families, for it is noted by Biblical scholars, that the called, 'wise' men, gentlemen from the East, where Israelite Hebrews had been held in captivity, thought the proper historical setting of the promised Messiah, the Prince of Peace, of the Scriptures, titled, King, however, God Is The Lord of hosts, The King and Savior of called, sinless, of course, God's Word stands forever, ref Isaiah 40:8, and God's Seal, is on Jesus The Christ, light of the world, "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life." - John 3:16 In Psalm 107, only God Gives and Leads to safe harbor of haven, thanksgiving be to God. In Psalm 136, only God Knowing purpose from afar, and knowing in Creation by The Spirit Of Truth, The Promised Helper, The Holy Spirit each second of flowing seconds of life, someone's self desired intentions of the heart, and unearned suffering not deserved, of God's Ever Provided, Gifts of Impartial Just God's gifts of compassion, the need of beloved loved, and Peace Only God Provides, not endocrine physical induced states of euphoric calm, in so numerous of emotional desires, potentially foster, however, the human spirit, by the Spirit gives life, Jesus in John 3, in that chapter tells, those words are spirit and truth. This regards in Creation being born of and by, Spirit, for that which is flesh is born of the flesh, but being born of the Spirit is to be a child of God, in adulthood, thus, in John 8:32, by The Promised Helper, The Spirit of Truth, The Holy Spirit, the needed help of God, "This led to dispute of who Jesus actually was. He explained to the Jewish people that he was not of this world, and that he is only doing what the Father taught him. In John 8:31-32, Jesus said (to those who believed Him), “You are truly my disciples if you remain faithful to my teachings. And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” - online reference link source, (www.biblestudytools.com/bible-study/topical-studies/what-does-jesus-promise-by-saying-the-truth-will-set-you-free.html ). Good evening, and night, of days of life in God's Granted Creator Given rights and dignity.
I did this and got DJ Khaled as the artist and “Let it snow” as the song 😭
"WE THE BEST MUSIC. ANOTHER ONE. DJ KHALED"
oh my god this is familyfriendly perfect
✨Paul McCartney✨>>>>>>>>
So talented he didn’t wait a second just went right into it
Omg Jimmy Fallon is so funniest
This just made me wanna go find the clip of Jimmy’s SNL audition. 🤣😭🤣😭
Love you jimmy ❤
Jimmy, you get better looking everytime I see you! I like the hall's decked too!! You're a Classic!
well rehearsed 😂
He is my favorite person
OH WOW JIMMY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE,LOVE THIS..XX ❤🎅❤
HIIII JIMMMY❤❤❤
Luvas!
Ever have an air conditioner or heater and you wanna set it to 72 and just assume the computers, a brilliant genius that’ll keep the temperature at 72 in the most efficient way possible. But realistically what happens is they air conditioner just runs To get to 72, but as soon as it gets to 72, that air conditioner, turns off and suddenly a fan starts blowing, pulling in air from the attic and wherever it comes from warming the house right back up a constant fan then intermittently runs a pinch of air conditioning that just gets washed away by the fan replacing the air conditioning basically all the air conditioner really needs is an on and off. Turn it on once it’s cool just turn it off. Jimmy’s like trying to set the setting on the air conditioner and leave it to take care of all the business fans just blowing away totally inefficient go Navy
Sounded more like Ozzy osbourne 😅❤XXX
Jimmy I love u, miss u a marry Xmas 🎄 ❤❤❤❤❤❤ I would like 2000 dollars gift.
Emma stone
IF you have Harry and Meghan on - it will be shameful. I ALWAYS viewed you from the eyes of a fellow Massachusetts person. Family is above all. ASK THEM about their family? do that have ANY? WHO throws their brother, father etc under the bus? I am repulsed the Tonite show would have them on. Show some INTEGRITY Jimmy - cancel them!!
Step back… *_think about what you just said_* … then think about how Meghan was treated from *_the moment she joined the royal family_* . I doubt the scumbag bitch whom Charles married after having broken the heart of a young and naive Princess Diana was treated the same way & I believe she was twice divorced and was *HAVING AN AFFAIR W AN ENGAGED & THEN MARRIED MAN* after Charles & Diana were wed. Do you think the inner Royal family treated HER like dirt beneath their feet? (The answer is no.) So stop the holier than thou attitude. *_Integrity?_* The royal family? One of them is a *_pedophile_* . Is it okay that he continues to defile young children, so long as he doesn’t say bad things about the royal family in public?! THEY SHOULD SPEAK OUT AGAINST HIM. But no. *_It’s more important to APPEAR civil than to actually BE SO._* 😳😳😳🤬🤬🤬
HIIIIIIIIII
HII JIMMY IM FIRSTTTT
Let’s see if I can get a rat murder confession out of this joke. Who do you think made the law that garden hoses can’t be cut in half and both ends screw into the faucet si you get two hoses for the price of one. I won’t leave you choices cause just mentioning their options is racist.
Paul McCartney doesn't sing with an accent.
Why
Early
Peace, 🕊🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🎅🤶, honey, you do know, that "the Claus' helpers," ... "oh, you and your obvious jokes," .. ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas Season, thankfully so.
Eh, em, er, no comment, except, lol, the singing honorably, Paul McCartney, sings a better, "Deck the Halls," had he literally sand the song, a Christmas carol, ok? ... no pause, lol,
uh, oh, does the "clause," of "too funny," result in "coal" in my, 🧦 stocking?
🧱🔥🧱___[safe distance]🧯, I hope not. Hey, isn't the "Tonight" show, starring Jay Leno... ooops, lol, the late show, called "The Tonight Show," for honorable rights & dignity from God,
Creator, Jimmy Fallon, okay, its shorter, isn't it? Not Martin Short is it? How's the Denis Miller of the "Live" from NY, its, Saturday night? NBC, right? How's Garret Morris, NBC right?
So, in public domain, parental guidance, ABC or PBS, or CBS, and the not "vhf" ready for prime time stations on "uhf," or the original "affiliates" can use, "ready for prime time players," for a public domain tagline, so there. Its like "look and feel," prime time is prime time, ok? no pause, yes, its true 8-11pm is consider evening prime time, even in the summer places of sun not set, so how come, you are reading this voluntarily, is it prime time? lol 😂, face it, prime time. The new show, a hope, not a Legal Binding Declarative Instrument, like, say, a Legal Binding Declarative Instrument, of violation is disturbing the peace, and By God Is Only Omniscient from God's Eternal Creator Ever Continuing Perspective,
the need is by help of One Benevolent, only God is good, such is true,.
so, in case you need to be informed, do not be called rabbi, therefore teacher,
since, only God is good, hmm, related to child-like simplicity,
thus Psalm 8 tells, out of the mouths of children and babies is ordained perfect praise,
thereby, God Is Ever Victorious, "In the beginning God...," needing no help for God to Be God.
So, please be good for goodness sake, thankfully so, this Christmas Season and ever year long, ok? no pause, ok.
Soon, after the ball comes down at Times Square, of a huge crowd like, how far apart does the fire Marshall of NYC, down town Manhattan Div., require, one arms length, ? Ask the first respondents, is best prudent unless otherwise obtained, going or not going is key. However, good info, yes? Hey, fancy, eh um, er, n'est pas? or translated "is it so?" no pause or slight pause, like the weather is cold, is it so? si? humm, "Per favore, signore o signora, è sì?," courtesy, online link is, ( translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=rT&sl=en&tl=it&text=Please%2C%20sir%20or%20madam%2C%20is%20it%20yes%3F&op=translate ).
Oh, my error, that is, in English, "Please, sir or madam, is it yes?";- that is "cold" weather, if it is cold, or feels cold, that is known by someone's taste in "weather," of "Stormy Weather," is a song, by Lenna Horne, okay buster, what does that have to do with the price of tomatoes in Alaska? It's cold this time of year could be the answer to that related question, I suppose.
"Cold E. Whether,
snow like feathers,
falling from the skies,
not too plentiful,
just like Christmas snow,
a bit of Jack Frost nipping at your nose,
oh, the anthropomorphic "Frosty the Snow Man,"
a happy jolly, so called, "soul," not real,
truth, not kidding, it is honorable make believe, ok?
No pause, of Santa Clause, except, a a cold north wind,
the professor, "Hinkle?" is it? Did not, by writing,
#######s of times, "___________________" something,
that Santa told him, glad, Dastardly, oops,
no offense intended, I apologize, touché, saving face, of course,
that prof. Hinkle, finally left. Right, yes, right right again,
forward march, unto next thing to do.
Hey, since, card tricks, and hiding behind a panel, yikes, do not tell,
the so called, magician, of the so called, "wizard," of Oz,
however, since it had been a dream sequence,
oh, how is the yellow hair girl from Frosty? like Dorothy,
tap your red slippers together, there's no place like home,
and wake up, as soon as is needed for rest.
Hey, they each see their home family!
Its good of God, to give each gentleman and each gentlewoman,
God's Ever Continuing Protection of Gifts of Impartial Compassion,
the kingdom of God is at hand, Peace only God offers,
the personal life of, oh, Joseph, myself, one gentleman, sometime, party of one,
and that is the first part, legally speaking.
Life is short, and life is long, until last breath of life,
each day is one today of days,
of God's Granted lifelong rights and blessed favored oil of gladness impartiality of The Promised Helper, The Spirit of Truth, of God, of course, simplistic truth,
The Holy Spirit, hearing God's Word from God,
never leaving orphaned, Joseph, myself, is me, and I love God, in Jesus Beloved Messiah, who celebrated the reverent "Dedication," that is "Hanukah," thus, God sending, the light of the world, it is or can be, and international Holiday, like, some know, the Nativity of the Christmas Holiday Season is. There is an international Holiday, originally, for African heritage, called, Kwanza, isn't that cool? And, the common calendar, New Years Day, is celebrated, like other parts of the year, isn't that cool? Personally, it is in the center of 12 days of Christmas, ending by, the Epiphany, the caravan, of probably families, for it is noted by Biblical scholars,
that the called, 'wise' men, gentlemen from the East, where Israelite Hebrews had been held in captivity, thought the proper historical setting of the promised Messiah,
the Prince of Peace, of the Scriptures, titled, King, however, God Is The Lord of hosts, The King and Savior of called, sinless, of course, God's Word stands forever, ref Isaiah 40:8,
and God's Seal, is on Jesus The Christ, light of the world, "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life." - John 3:16
In Psalm 107, only God Gives and Leads to safe harbor of haven, thanksgiving be to God.
In Psalm 136, only God Knowing purpose from afar, and knowing in Creation by The Spirit Of Truth, The Promised Helper, The Holy Spirit each second of flowing seconds of life, someone's self desired intentions of the heart, and unearned suffering not deserved, of God's Ever Provided, Gifts of Impartial Just God's gifts of compassion, the need of beloved loved,
and Peace Only God Provides, not endocrine physical induced states of euphoric calm,
in so numerous of emotional desires, potentially foster, however,
the human spirit, by the Spirit gives life, Jesus in John 3, in that chapter tells, those words are spirit and truth. This regards in Creation being born of and by, Spirit, for that which is flesh is born of the flesh, but being born of the Spirit is to be a child of God, in adulthood,
thus, in John 8:32, by The Promised Helper, The Spirit of Truth, The Holy Spirit,
the needed help of God, "This led to dispute of who Jesus actually was. He explained to the Jewish people that he was not of this world, and that he is only doing what the Father taught him. In John 8:31-32, Jesus said (to those who believed Him), “You are truly my disciples if you remain faithful to my teachings. And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”
- online reference link source, (www.biblestudytools.com/bible-study/topical-studies/what-does-jesus-promise-by-saying-the-truth-will-set-you-free.html ).
Good evening, and night, of days of life in God's Granted Creator Given rights and dignity.
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Shave your beard. It's weird.