Objection, Your Honor! My client got laid by an underage youkai only to avoid being consumed by one. Therefore we can reclassify his actions from child grooming to self defense.
Man just tricked a man eating youkai into starting a family and spending the rest of his life with her to avoid getting eaten. Legendary. This was actually incredibly wholesome though.
What a lovely little story. It reminds me of a manga short story I read a while back where a guy who believes that nothing goes right in his life meets a girl who asked him to give her a chance "for one day". Every day he wakes up and says "Today is the day you leave me, right?" and she says "Not today." They date, get married, have children, and grow old together with him asking her every single day "Today is the day you leave me, right?" and her always saying "Not today." In the end, the old couple is in the hospital with the wife lying on her deathbed. He asks his wife "Today is the day you leave me, right?" She just says "Yes." I imagine the youkai saying every day "I'm going to eat you and the children today" and every day he says "Wait one more day and they will taste better." She says "Is that so?" and he says "Yes, that's so."
@@KozyVK I've looked everywhere for it after seeing this video. It was one of those dub mangas, like what you see at Etra Chan Saw It or Attack On Mika. I can't remember the channel (there's like 30 of them!) and the channels all have SO many videos that hunting down this specific one is just impossible. Sorry! If I stumble upon it I'll update this post.
Do keep in mind that their children are still half-youkai. If circumstances say so, they might perform a bit of population control or just reenact OsanaReimu altogether.
There is a story doujin (forgot the format) where rumia has around 9 children and reimu has to take care of them all, including rumia. [Spoiler] reimu had to get rid of them due to the demand of the scared villagers.
We learned a lot about Rumia today, such as her not always doing a T-Pose everywhere she goes and not always saying "Is that so?" after someone else's statement. It's kinda refreshing.
Yokai hags were probably ancient in Japan and ugly lookinh unless you got lured into a cannibal Forrest where you found a maiden drinking blood from a freah victim. So you have a high probability that rumia was super old actually l. She was legitimately an old hag and had drank some immortality potion. Like some genetic thing because its so. Like think of the old hag from the movie devil boy or think about babayaga. She eat children or victims she lured into her house but she makes nice with other super species of Alien or hyper creatures that live in between life and death or who have unnatural life long lifespanz. A lot its just based on actually alchemy or historical characters that did this stuff.
Guy:I can make you more humans
Rumia:Is that so?
Guy:Yeah, watch * begins to split into two *
Rumia: * completely confused *
Guy1/Guy2:MITOSIS!!!
"CONSUME"
-him
lmao this made me laugh
This feels like a joke the Big Bang theory would use
@@Its.Kagura_BachinTime They did, Sheldon did mythosis that one time.
Objection, Your Honor! My client got laid by an underage youkai only to avoid being consumed by one. Therefore we can reclassify his actions from child grooming to self defense.
She is definitely not underage
@@Vgamer311 In human years
@@Pixy335 I’m fairly sure she’s not underage by any metric.
I give her at least 50 years old
“Yuh honuh.”
Bro just avoided death and got a wife in the process
Man just tricked a man eating youkai into starting a family and spending the rest of his life with her to avoid getting eaten. Legendary.
This was actually incredibly wholesome though.
Thanks for watching!
She did eat him in another way ;)
Rumia was once bigger from her original form once?
Umm he literally R'd Rumia how is that wholesome?
@@ironmaster6496 she loved him tho
It started off so curse and ended up being wholesome, yet still kind of cursed knowing what happened at the start.
Great dub!
'Game is game'
💀@@Its.Kagura_BachinTime
@@Its.Kagura_BachinTimew
One of those times investing in Charisma adds like 60 years to your life span.
That explains why Snowdin Town from UNDERTALE plays during the video.
**On deathbed**
"Bring me my *children."*
**Gets all her strength back like a true gigachad human-devouring yokai**
What a lovely little story. It reminds me of a manga short story I read a while back where a guy who believes that nothing goes right in his life meets a girl who asked him to give her a chance "for one day". Every day he wakes up and says "Today is the day you leave me, right?" and she says "Not today." They date, get married, have children, and grow old together with him asking her every single day "Today is the day you leave me, right?" and her always saying "Not today."
In the end, the old couple is in the hospital with the wife lying on her deathbed. He asks his wife "Today is the day you leave me, right?" She just says "Yes."
I imagine the youkai saying every day "I'm going to eat you and the children today" and every day he says "Wait one more day and they will taste better." She says "Is that so?" and he says "Yes, that's so."
Can you please tell me the source or title of that manga?
Now I wanted the title of that manga, can you tell me?
@@KozyVK I've looked everywhere for it after seeing this video. It was one of those dub mangas, like what you see at Etra Chan Saw It or Attack On Mika. I can't remember the channel (there's like 30 of them!) and the channels all have SO many videos that hunting down this specific one is just impossible.
Sorry! If I stumble upon it I'll update this post.
@@Josh-99 it’s alright, I will be waiting, thank you in advance
@@Josh-99 Maybe this story you looking for? "A Story About Spending a Little More Time With Eccentric Girl"
Do keep in mind that their children are still half-youkai. If circumstances say so, they might perform a bit of population control or just reenact OsanaReimu altogether.
There is a story doujin (forgot the format) where rumia has around 9 children and reimu has to take care of them all, including rumia.
[Spoiler]
reimu had to get rid of them due to the demand of the scared villagers.
@@pridelord4028 what u mean get rid of them?
@@nolyfe4814 death or banished to the outside. Preferably death.
@@pridelord4028 sauce please
@@kaminozt-t1436 Rumia's big family
I will rate this masterpiece wholesome out of 10. It's beautiful.
Thanks! Your appreciation is welcomed.
yo you're the guy who carried Minecraft remilia
@@Kuumin yes, and the guys who got shanked by Flandre's netherite sword.
He literaly goomed to a monster and made 3 kids only to avoid death and make his kids get eaten alive.
This is kinda cursed but wholesome at the same time lmao
Cursewholesome Wcursome
We learned a lot about Rumia today, such as her not always doing a T-Pose everywhere she goes and not always saying "Is that so?" after someone else's statement. It's kinda refreshing.
'Im full' Yea that man filled you up several times of course you are 💀💀
Dayum
bro did not just say that 💀💀
LMAO THATS CRAZY
Bro you can’t say that!
Indeed, you can't say that. I agree with the others. What in the world..
he just doomed gensokyo, yukari will now call reimu the janny miko to genocide them all
He pulled a 😭 and ended with a happy family
did NOT PULLED OUT
i fought this was normal untill she got pregnant and i was like: w-what just happened (sudden realization)
Bro did what he had to do to not get eatin respect bro
went from 0 to 100 back down to about 56
Interesting way to save himself.
Would the children technically be half-yokai like Rinnosuke?
That question actually started make sense
Memories came back of this fanwork. Man, this was surprisingly wholesome and very quietly sad. Thank you for the fan dub, even if it was months ago
When a random with no face, name or background is a better protagonist that all the iconic characters you could name together.
He passed the diplomacy check.
everyday, i come back to this doujin to feel the wholesomeness (sing in the tune of your reality)
Kuumin wtf
Everyday?
In my hand, i hold my phone up and now write "damn bro what the fjuc"
There's a cursed element to this, but holy crap. This is also beautiful.
I like how at the end the "is that so?" Is swapped.
This sounds like a folktale, I love it.
Man....
The ending..
No, its raining, I'm not crying
Yes, it is so
Guy convinces Rumia to do the dirty with him in order to not get eaten. What a legend. 10/10 story
No, really. I like this story. It's very good.
IM GETTING MIXED FLAGS AND MY BRAIN DOSN"ET KNOW HOW TO COMPUTE !?!? XD
I just hope Rumia doesn't commit Osana Reimu acts afterwards. Brother just gave her a family, too wholesome
Is that so?
yes that is so
This Fandom will never die
01. Tragically, up to that Day of Returning.
(as with Most/All positions that Most of us are still willingly a part of).
Finally found the sauce of that image...
Pls give me
@@maituananhentertainment bro's gonna hog it all for himself
...i have no words powerful enough to relay what im feeling right now 🗿
So nanoka?
Is that so?
this is the definition of a blursed video
Jesus christ the first part was cursed but then it became cute real quick
Don't know if I should be concerned or not it's cursed a little yet very adorable
Ah shit,its fun crying in middle of the night.
I really like these kind of story... Good job to the author of these masterpiece...👍👍♥️♥️
Damnit! Who’s cutting all those opinions?!😢
This is such a beautiful wholesome yet bittersweet story. Loved it ❤️
Today I discovered what envy feels like
secret ritual scene when
rumia ate it😊
@@keXa2008 good
Bruh time 💀
I am confused and sad how is this so wholesome
The start leave my JAW drop, but in the end its pretty wholesome.. pregnant rumia/10
This was a rollercoaster.
This is so cursed. Yet, so wholesome wtf?
This fandub can make a grown man cry
The last part was real bitter sweet.
i know what about to happen at 0:19
and the fandom says that rumia age is unknow but apparently young ayo
Warm, sad, true emotions.That is, a wholesome work
So,how rumia gonna do about it 1:53 ?
Her mouth would be a desert if she takes a bite
She still has her other kids, they are half youkai soo... (But losing her own husband its very painful)
Is it bad that I find this calming😶
this is one of the OG touhou doujins (the non sus kind) and even years later, i still remember this one. It remains a core touhou memory to me
Bold of you to assume that I’m human
It was rather cursed, but turned out to be wholesome, quite the unexpected turn.
All this has been is, 'is that so?' And 'yes that is so'. Truly a sad story
is that so?
@@oofacethemilkshake806 yes that's so
"so nanoka?"
@@RandomHans "Sou na n da."
This reached levels of wholesomness that shouldnt be possible
Illegally wholesome
Is that so?
@@caused1210 yuh
She's supposed to be 15-14 in human years so like
Illegally wholesome
@@RegiElekiIsonYTrn truly amazing
half human half youkai child?!?!?
it is a cannon posibility
That's a weird way to not get eaten
God...
yes, that's so.
-the line to rule the world.
I used to rule the world
The hidden title: Devourer of their kids
Loli impregnation in recommended‼️
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
A bit off-putting at first but definitely wholesome overall, I would love to see more!
biology
педафилия
…
Vibe and a half
Definitely a Vibe
Quite wholesome if so alienating
The Undertale music choice is really odd. But the flashback having that background noise that I can't quite identify was a very nice touch.
that was, kinda cursed, i need some time to forget that
This is blessed and cursed
so blursed
Time for the bleach!
Aw it's actually kinda wholesome in a weird way.
El comic mas normal de un fan de touhou
0:13 wdym by that
Yokai hags were probably ancient in Japan and ugly lookinh unless you got lured into a cannibal Forrest where you found a maiden drinking blood from a freah victim. So you have a high probability that rumia was super old actually l. She was legitimately an old hag and had drank some immortality potion. Like some genetic thing because its so. Like think of the old hag from the movie devil boy or think about babayaga. She eat children or victims she lured into her house but she makes nice with other super species of Alien or hyper creatures that live in between life and death or who have unnatural life long lifespanz. A lot its just based on actually alchemy or historical characters that did this stuff.
Is that so? Yes, that is so
Really cute story.
I think in the end she ate him and the children, right?
What the fuck, how did this end up wholesome?
this is the weirdest "educational" material i've ever stumbled on
Woah! The author made another manga where Rumia clones herself 7 children representing the sins!
Wait did he die in the end
Giving me Little Reimu vibes
that ending shocked me
Wtf moment the ending is a sad moment bro wtf xD
NTR artists can you guys make something like this for a while?
this is the equivalent of asking sheep to lay eggs
they're a lost cause, cucked beyond belief, with only a small minority being able to change.
@@RandomHans damn.. you're god damn right.
Oddly wholesome. I like it
Dude's smart
my brain is confused, how did this actually work?
So cute and that's so.
From beginning until the end.
My dream is to study this rumia from the inside
This is Just wholesome and cute as well.
no. do not. don't you EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT
edit: NOOOOO 😭
correct emoji 😭😭😭💢💢
Started like hentae ended like osana ray ahaaaa nooooooooo im crying
What a madlad
NOICE
what did i just watch man
Wait what?
Chotto matte kudasai
Wholesome