“Stop right this instant! What do you think you’re doing?! You can’t say that everyone’s got Pace, when everyone does NOT have Pace! We’re going to get nasty letters saying “Where’s my Pace? Why don’t I have Pace?” And are you prepared to deal with that? I don’t think so. Just stop being so paced!”
Sorry for following Barbie, I followed them for their love of books but I didn't know about their rampant misogyny and crusade to eradicate mockingbirds. Yikes!
I really appreciate the captions on all of your ytps. It's hard to make out a lot of sentence mixing jokes on some ytps and yours make it really easy to watch Barby reveal her inner misogynist and her hatred of mockingbirds
This is one of the most surreal YTP experiences I’ve ever had. I did not know Barbie had VLOGs like that and you making her say all kinds of YTP shit is just the funniest thing.
Barbie's vlogs were actually really interesting (and a little groundbreaking. She's technically the first vtuber.) They made these semi improvised little videos using mocap, and would do collabs and "challenges" and special events and stuff. but the stuff that got the most attention was the heart to heart teaching lessons things, like the video she has on offensive humour and the way it can impact people. Mattel really make a big push to make barbie a genuine role model for kids, and these videos were a small part of that that made a big impact. ruclips.net/video/gpXI2c8n-lA/видео.html
right now the two forces in me are "hey, great job DaThings on yet another successful video" and also "wait what this is real? This is what kids are into? What horrific uncanny valley were these mutants spawned from?
all this time I'm asking myself "why does Barbie have a vlog?" then I realized she's probably providing more positive messages and advice to young girls than any other influencer
Barbie should not be an “influencer”. Anyone following corporately created plastic fabrications of what is supposed to be the idealized woman will likely not amount to much in the world.
How to kill a person - do too many "to kill a mockingbird" jokes in a row Seriously, they were so obvious, but I couldn't stop laughing at each new way to put it in DaThings, you really have a talent for running jokes to their best!
I gotta say I love the effort DaThings puts into her subtitles. Like getting all the weird voicemash shit she does like "Nin-Nick-speps!!" is genuinely hilarious.
@@Scripzure I just said that because know-it-alls like you always have to butt in to correct someone instead of being positive. I meant her dialect, not her actual voice. She has similar mannerisms.
Please please please PLEASE make a full Slinger's Song/Barbie Girl mashup, that was genuinely great! As was the rest of this, which, coming from you, is to be expected!
I tell ya, that bit with the Barbie repeatedly saying "Mockingbird" in every line, even when it didn't fit, and then when asked, "What's your spirit animal?" The Barbie replied, "Horse..." Incredible subversion of expectations right there. Comedy genius.
"So one of my favorite things to do is set up camp and look at you with binoculars." *Seconds later...* "What? I was only kidding. No offense intended." Then why are you outside my window? 😐
All your stuff is good but there's something so fantastic about seeing a highly curated kid's show turned into something it wasn't meant to be. Even with minimal dirty jokes. Please do more Barbie lol.
So the GLaDOS thing, I actually have an answer. One of the Barbie blogs was about her cosplay and that’s the one she shows off and she quotes bits of Portal 2 as well. It’s not an edit. It’s real.
"you can touch, ypu can play, you can say I love your sauuceeee" - weird remix at the end, which is weirdly fitting, gives off post-apocalyptic vibes even...
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the setup of 'mockingbird' over and over just for her to say horse as her fav animal was perfect
Well yeah, she's gearing up to _kill_ a mockingbird. Ofc it's not her favorite.
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imo it was kinda predictable
Absolootlee jreenious!
I saw this right as I read this comment.
Someone asked Barbie to do a bullying-related PSA on her vlog, but they forgot to specify that it's supposed to be ANTI-bullying.
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Barbie mixed it up and ended up making a Bully-support video, empowering bullys and dissing there victims
Guy: Hey Barbie we need you to speak on the issue of Bullying.
Barbie: The issue is that there’s not enough bullies.
"What's your worst fear?"
"Besides Ken, forgetting how to kill a mockingbird"
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I like the idea of Barbie only hanging out with Ken because he kills mockingbirds, but she's absolutely terrified of him.
@@whitworth5s248 Ken must be abusive
@@zarif_chow Yeah, to mockingbirds
@@JonathanH lol
No mockingbirds were harmed in the making of the ytp.
They were killed.
Barbie's: We Have The Mockingbirds
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No harm, no fowl
How?
Whatever is killed can't feel pain. So this logic makes sense.
"It's really important to be kind and thoughtful but... sorry, I hate women" broke me
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@@RosyKitteh Well as the saying goes, nobody hates women more than other women :P
@@LordVader1094 I hate people who support division by statements like these.
@@RosyKitteh That's pretty terrible, I hope you mature and learn to be better
@@ajokebygod Oh no, I didn't realise people didn't like what I said, nevermind 😅
Can't believe Barbie hates DaThings for reminding her that we have Pace.
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New York City?!
When salsa's too watery, Pace is a good go-to salsa.
I dunno, she just wants to kill a mockingbird..
“Stop right this instant! What do you think you’re doing?! You can’t say that everyone’s got Pace, when everyone does NOT have Pace! We’re going to get nasty letters saying “Where’s my Pace? Why don’t I have Pace?” And are you prepared to deal with that? I don’t think so. Just stop being so paced!”
I didn't know modern Barbie actively supported bullying OH NO SHE DABBED STOP STOP STOP STOP
Oh, didn't expect to see you here. Anyway, Colder 2 is great
Lmao gottem
Because i’m a potato 🥔
Hey Numerer1
I love the idea that dabbing once is worse than constantly bullying people and killing mockingbirds
3:20 defuse awkward moments between your friends by loudly summoning the elder gods 👍
“ÄRPSNINONINONION! BÎB! BÎB! BÎB! YEYEYEYEAYEEEAAA! NININ SPEPS! DAY! DAY! DAY!”
@@TellEmB290 "Yeah!"
literally divine intervention
@@collinbloo like i just said :)
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Without David Bowie, being David Bowie would have never been so cool. We owe him so much.
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@@kadeonines5178 For no Reason
too bad his next coming is in about 400 years from now
“Arby’s, we have THE BARBIES.” Should have seen that one coming and still didn’t lol
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It's in the name of the video
@@idolevin8795 cool
I died for like a whole minute
I completely lost it
Did you think I wouldn't notice that subtle Friendship is Witchcraft music????
yeah
i mean hell i didnt notice cause i dont even know what the hell that is
omg
I had to go back and figure out where it has been hidden, turns out friendship is actually a mockingbird
How did *Abigail* get that and *I* missed it??? Shame be upon me
Sorry for following Barbie, I followed them for their love of books but I didn't know about their rampant misogyny and crusade to eradicate mockingbirds. Yikes!
Not to mention the promotion of bullying. Yikes! I like that.
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cancelled
I for one appreciate her bringing to the fore the need for more inexpensive ways to kill a mockingbird. My bird poison bills are killing ME.
I mean, most Mockingbirds are the huge mechanical spaceships that you need to watch "How To Kill A Mockingbird" right now it's the best
the entire mockingbird bit was great
hello jan
Its Very Very Very Very funny.
all of it was great
Go away ablest
[JanuaryMisalignment]????
there's so much roast beef humor nowadays
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And I really don't like that
Arby’s! We have the Barbies!
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@@ThatBeingCed had to see you say this a couple time before I got the joke.
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You might think the GLaDOS cosplay was an edit, yet it was not.
Of
Goes to show how it's just a bunch of geeks behind the animation instead of.. well I don't know who's interested in barbies nowadays.
When?? Where???
You can't say this and then not link it
Chelsea repleaced the SUUS with a mix of SOOS and SAAS.
And Boy sauce hmmmmmm!...
watch me right in
Ha!
this made me laugh maniacally in the wrong order.
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@@sanadbenali6993 Order
I really appreciate the captions on all of your ytps. It's hard to make out a lot of sentence mixing jokes on some ytps and yours make it really easy to watch Barby reveal her inner misogynist and her hatred of mockingbirds
I gotta say, the mockingbird part is not the one that needed captions the most
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I used to have Pace, but then I discovered the joys of making my own sus.
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As a toy collector, that "Putting people in boxes" bit absolutely slayed me!
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This is one of the most surreal YTP experiences I’ve ever had. I did not know Barbie had VLOGs like that and you making her say all kinds of YTP shit is just the funniest thing.
Barbie's vlogs were actually really interesting (and a little groundbreaking. She's technically the first vtuber.) They made these semi improvised little videos using mocap, and would do collabs and "challenges" and special events and stuff. but the stuff that got the most attention was the heart to heart teaching lessons things, like the video she has on offensive humour and the way it can impact people.
Mattel really make a big push to make barbie a genuine role model for kids, and these videos were a small part of that that made a big impact.
ruclips.net/video/gpXI2c8n-lA/видео.html
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I never could have guessed that Barbie was the first VTuber.
right now the two forces in me are "hey, great job DaThings on yet another successful video" and also "wait what this is real? This is what kids are into? What horrific uncanny valley were these mutants spawned from?
true
all this time I'm asking myself "why does Barbie have a vlog?"
then I realized she's probably providing more positive messages and advice to young girls than any other influencer
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Barbie should not be an “influencer”. Anyone following corporately created plastic fabrications of what is supposed to be the idealized woman will likely not amount to much in the world.
@@RobotacularRoBob *nervous and/or forced laughter* Yeah
@@RobotacularRoBob you're right, they should follow Nicki Minaj instead
@@RobotacularRoBob At least Barbie is not hiding the fact she is a fake plastic doll, unlike the plastic people who pretend to be real
"What is your spirit animal?"
"Horse."
Somehow this made me crack up more than anything I've heard in my life
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Barbie did a GladOS cosplay? Now I've got to watch this show.
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“I’m a potato, I google a potato, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET”
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*Because I'm a potato.* **slow clapping**
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
SERIOUSLY?
3:20 like her or not, Daisy is spitting straight facts
LOOOOL
Ikr
How to kill a person - do too many "to kill a mockingbird" jokes in a row
Seriously, they were so obvious, but I couldn't stop laughing at each new way to put it in
DaThings, you really have a talent for running jokes to their best!
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Pop quiz: what’s Barbie’s spirit animal?
I get what you mean……at least make it funny without boring it to death 😄
Hoors please and thank you
I Agree
"If you or someone you know is being bullied, we will change nothing." -my teachers in fifth grade
I gotta say I love the effort DaThings puts into her subtitles. Like getting all the weird voicemash shit she does like "Nin-Nick-speps!!" is genuinely hilarious.
1:53 My god, this scene has gotta be the sosiest 30 seconds in history.
3:28 "Arby's: we have the Barbies"
i broke 🤣🤣
same! hearing that made me lose it! haha lol!
_No…_
I didn't know I needed a Barbie YTP... now I don't know how I lived without one.
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@@ThatBeingCed no, no please and thank *you*
Wow you've never seen one before this. You should watch Hoffy1138's Barbie ytp. Freakin funny
ok unironically the outro songs slap and you should post full versions
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It's from the Bastion OST, it's in the credits :) Slinger's Song. Unless you mean the Barbie mashup as well lol?
Perfect as always. Became substantially deceased at "I wear your Grandpa".
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I hate mixing up my soy sauce and boy sauce
that mashup during the credits is probably the most cursed thing i've ever heard
thank you so much i love it
I need a full version!
3:28 I've been making this joke for centuries and it made me so happy to see come to fruition.
Hurray! DaThings appears to brighten the evening!!
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You somehow nailed comedic timing in a ytp. That’s some gd skill right there
Seriously this. She could be working for Viacom by this time tomorrow, if she were inclined to stoop to that level.
2:37 DaThings, thank you for genuinely reminding me that I have salsa in my fridge. Gonna go eat it now.
The third time watching this, and I just noticed that it's NOT David Bowie; it's Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords as Bowie 🤦♂️
other people talk about the cartoons that raised them or whatever but I can confidently say dathings raised me
Dathings ran out on our family one day to buy lottery tickets.
I guess she won, because that was the last time we ever saw her.
Same
The ending song is the closest thing to Barbenheimer, from before the time of Barbenheimer. The mark of a true prophet.
Barbie has some of the same mannerisms as CodeMiko, also that meta joke at the end is brilliant.
When does this happen?
she doesn't sound like Miko at all lmao
@@Scripzure I just said that because know-it-alls like you always have to butt in to correct someone instead of being positive. I meant her dialect, not her actual voice. She has similar mannerisms.
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Get out of here with that roast beef humor.
This whole ytp feels like a drug trip and I love it
How can she hate ALL women but also not like roast beef humor?
Edit: goddamn that Bastion mix worked, why did that work
please
thank you
Lost it at: "I feel like I'm not in control of anything"
Huge props for the "anyone ever been so far as want to do look more like" reference
Please please please PLEASE make a full Slinger's Song/Barbie Girl mashup, that was genuinely great!
As was the rest of this, which, coming from you, is to be expected!
Oh my god... That twist ending was absolute perfection.
I tell ya, that bit with the Barbie repeatedly saying "Mockingbird" in every line, even when it didn't fit, and then when asked, "What's your spirit animal?" The Barbie replied, "Horse..." Incredible subversion of expectations right there. Comedy genius.
1:33 missed opportunity for the Glados potato line, but still hilarious!
There's a Glados potato reference later!
RIP Bowie
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For real, he made being David Bowie cool.
I was on-and-off laughing throughout, then 3:20 happened and I just about died
A good YTP, well worth having my recommendations now infested by Barbies
okay but actually the barbie girl/bastion song in the end had a spectacularly threatening aura that i just love
"We'll change nothing; and that's power."
Bilderberg Barbie scares me a little
"don't speak up! you can't inspire change, you little girl. Tsk."
I keep coming back to this just for:
“Arby’s! We have the Barbies!”
That would NOT be the worst idea for a cross-promotion deal
That mashup in the end, it's just... *chef's kiss*
And Barbie sounds like she would enjoy talking to Tai Lopez about her favorite books
Omg Jermaine as Bowie in the opening made me revert back to a primal state. *I returned to funE monkE*
That old ass meme at the beginning about the Conduit. Instant add to favourites.
1:28 I got darn nostalgic from that callback wow
the slinger's song mashup at the end changed my life
Did not expect it to sound so good o__o
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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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So your a woman?
@@Foobie07 Yes, DaThings is indeed a woman.
It's always great to not engage!
@3:20 the absolute meltdown of daisy
3:28 "Arby's: We Have The Barbies" I literally could not stop laughing for 3 minutes! 🤣🤣🤣 I think I will be putting that on a t-shirt 😂
That music at the end both ironically and unironically goes hard
Barbie is obsessed with mockingbirds and potatoes. That will make for some good vlog content
2:12 Chelsea is programmed with this face.
"So one of my favorite things to do is set up camp and look at you with binoculars."
*Seconds later...*
"What? I was only kidding. No offense intended."
Then why are you outside my window? 😐
@@nicklespale22 Sounds expensive.
4.35 till the end's poetic. All granddaddies of 20th century philosophy would kiss u in a cheek
Damn, that credits remix is GREAT. Full version?
Very simultaneously cursed and blessed use of Bastion music for the credits, nice. lol
This needs SOOO many more views than all the other Barbie YTP's out there. This is gold
All your stuff is good but there's something so fantastic about seeing a highly curated kid's show turned into something it wasn't meant to be. Even with minimal dirty jokes. Please do more Barbie lol.
"No human would stack books that way"
I see Barbie has employed the Sonic Says ytp method to address bullying among youth.
3:28 That absolutely got me by surprise! I died crying of laughter!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Arby's! We have the Barbies!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Therapist: GLADoS Barbie isn't real, it can't hurt you
GLADoS Barbie: 1:44
ARBY’S: WE HAVE THE BARBIES
(Only at participating dreamhouses)
Damn it Ellie, there's so much roast beef humour nowadays.
I just had to comment a second time because of that flawless remix
Wait, what? Since when is Barbie a Vlogging Vtuber? Also why was she GlADos? how many Mockingbirds has she and Ken killed togheter?
So the GLaDOS thing, I actually have an answer. One of the Barbie blogs was about her cosplay and that’s the one she shows off and she quotes bits of Portal 2 as well. It’s not an edit. It’s real.
Since before VTubers as we know them today even existed.
"you can touch, ypu can play, you can say I love your sauuceeee" - weird remix at the end, which is weirdly fitting, gives off post-apocalyptic vibes even...
I just saw To Kill a Mockingbird in theaters yesterday, and kept thinking about this on the trip home. Thanks.
I just spent about 20 minutes at 1:44 trying to figure out if that was an edit or actually a reference in the source material to portal.
3:22 shen shishcamomer shen shishcamomer SHE SHE SHE. i recognize this style from fresh prince of blair.
4:43 this mashup is fantastic i wish there was, like, a full length version
yaaay YTP closed captions on release!
"If you or someone you know is being bullied. It's a good thing. You should totally try it"
-Barbie
Daaaaaamn.
Probably one of your best ones yet.
Especially with the references to your previous YTPs!
"Meme School." - David Bowie, 1427-1496, RIP
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I love that this has the Friendship is Witchcraft main theme in it in the background!! That series was amazing!!!
DaThings you really just gonna drop that Slinger's Song Barbie Girl mashup at the end like it's nothing? You legend, I'm begging you, gimme.
That was the best way you could've ended this video. You absolute genius.
The best thing about this is that the opening implies this is Barbie's in-universe YTP of herself.
This looked painful to make. That was a lot of Barbie vlogs you had to watch, and I thank you for your sacrifice.
4:31 "Don't speak up, you can't inspire change, you little girl. Tsk."
Me, a 30 year old man: She's probably right, I am a stupid little girl.
The only change I can inspire is *r o a s t b e e f h u m o r*
This is incredible
Starting it out with a recreation of been far even as decided to use was fantastic