Can you blame him, though? I mean he was mid-play of Garten of BanBan, and there's no way that game doesn't just nullify all your IQ points. And it's not like Pyro has any spares to begin with.
Dev 1: Alright guys in chapter 2 we suddenly introduced an evil opposite version of the titular character, where should we go from here? Dev 2: WOMAN! Dev 1: Genius, give this man a raise
The way this went from absolutely just 1 to 1000 so quick is insane man it went from a bad horror game to an insane parody game with Skyrim references, a ‘who asked’ joke, bad animation (top 10 anime fights tier) was absolutely bamboozling, it truly is the game of all time
@@plumbum8284 har har har (freddy fazbear laugh) (4k) (download in description) (real) (gone wrong) (at 3am) (garden of banban nord came to my house at 3am)
"if your patetic mouth utters another infuriating sentence. I will stuff your whole body in one of those stupid party hats on your head" *crashes car on a desert tree* *gets hit with -1000 knockback*
If they keep at this rate by garten of banban 21 there will be 20 successful jumpscares or 1 per 6 minutes, wich is enough for that to be a good horror game
At least they're self-aware enough to do it and produce something somewhat entertaining in the end, compared to those who unironically think what they produced is kino stuff and just pumps out more slop. There's a reason why 'The Room' is widely beloved while 'Cool Cat' is a punching bag.
Tbh, I do respect it lol. Can't deny that they learned, something that some other ironically liked slop things didn't, or at least didn't as quickly *cough cough* morbius
The more BanBan games come out, the less I feel bad for people roasting the brothers all over twitter. This series is literally the embodiment of Quantity over quality
@@datboiashy2957 i had that voiceline saved on my desktop and it was just titled "the funny" but i forgot so when i saw it i opened it and got jumpscared by the most immaculate horror game writing
out of all three games so far, i feel as if garten of banban 3 is the most fever-dream like one. especially adding the whole weird ass jellyfish scenes and stuff
I did actually have a dream similar to it- well, the style was similar to poppy playtime but that's close enough, except you didn't actually see the enemy chasing you and I believe it was an anthropomorphic cat as the protagonist
Ok, but I gotta give the devs props for the addition of an actual soundtrack. It's really cool seeing people put effort into music, even if they're complete beginners. It gives the game more life and feeling.
Ngl, I hv been hving a rough time lately but like the “Hey you, you’re finally awake,” scene at 19:23 genuinely made me laugh, pretty hard. That legit came outta nowhere. Tf even is this game.😆
11:02 I think chat thought the liver intestines, pancreas line was a nod to Venom in the comics. It was "Eyes, lungs, pancreas! So many snacks, so little time."
Garden of ban ban is so bad people that aren't even fans of the game are coping about it being used for something better. Jesus Christ they should just rename themselves to the copium brothers
@@totoisayal5045 for what? having a bad game they made get unexpectedly popular? they did nothing wrong, dont know why so many people are hating on them
I went to Epcot a few months ago, I saw a child with a Garten of Ban Ban plushie. It took all my willpower not to pick him up by the armpits and scream into his face.
i think the worst part is that if you look at the reveal trailer for this game, you will see no hate comments, like actually 0 maybe i haven't scrolled down far enough but you can literally tell that the developers cannot handle a single bit of hate.
Euphoric Games is the opposite of Rockstar Games. They are SPEEDRUNNING titles, unlike Rockstar who took fucking 8 bajillion years to even announce GTA 6. It isn't even "GTA 6" it is "The Next GTA Title" officially.
I actually like Garten of Banban exists. Life would be a little bit more boring not being able to watch you play through a bad game! I do hope there is a load more Garten of banban games tbh xD
The fact that the little baby bird came with you at the end was actually cute imo And I find the car scene funny. With Captain WhateverHisNameWas just chilling in the back and the squid thing saying the equivalent of "who asked" and getting so angry with Banban, he crash the car. lmao
The devs should make Garten of BanBan 5 the most polished and terrifying horror game to ever exist just to troll everyone. Wouldn't even be that bad of an idea, they already hve a lot of eyes on them.
I think so far in the "series", this is the best by far. It actually has someone of a "story" to it, and it did lean into more of the satire that the game has accumulated since it's release.
1:33 Literally the text: Right Mouse button to teleport Pyro: Right Mouse to Reset They still haven't fixed it, it teleports! Listen Pyro, the games suck sure, and it teleporting is probably just a lazy way to do it. But if it literally says it's intended, then I don't think you should waste energy complaining about a non problem.
pyro being completely confident in the wrong order of subtracting things was so funny
it was much funnier live lmfao
Can you blame him, though? I mean he was mid-play of Garten of BanBan, and there's no way that game doesn't just nullify all your IQ points.
And it's not like Pyro has any spares to begin with.
0 - 2 = 2
Aig h t
Holy shit its Texas Red, where's the Arizona Ranger rn
Why did he keep calling it “take away” too 😭
I love how more characters are showing up in that mural in each game. They've got no idea where they're going with this.
lmao imagine when they eventually run out of space.
Dev 1: Alright guys in chapter 2 we suddenly introduced an evil opposite version of the titular character, where should we go from here?
Dev 2: WOMAN!
Dev 1: Genius, give this man a raise
@@TimTam60they just start painting the ceiling and the floor
@@TimTam60 no they'll just make the wall 5000000xxxxxxxxxxxxxx times bigger
fnaf all over again
Imagine if Garten of Banban 5 completely changes the horror style and is actually competently made
I like how it's not even 4, we already know 4 will be shite 😭
It won't be until Garten of Banban 27 that the devs do one thing right.
Quite the fantasy, huh?
@@coltonwilkie241 just 1 btw
This is like imagining GTA 6 will come out in the next two years or Half Life 3 getting made at all
"I'm not stupid"
"I've been playing Siege all day"
My man contradicted himself instantly, Pyro would make a great politican.
This whole "innocent children's toys turned into horror" thing is like the elsagate of gaming.
Except these games fail at traumatizing kids like elsagate
Atleast amada the adventurer was decent
Except it traumatizes children when its good.
It's actually suppose to be drawings not toys
@@vishalraj8071 If you're talking about BATIM and BATDR, then yeah, sure.
I’m astonished that each episode seems to somehow get even better and better in terms of sheer “what the fuck.” Truly peak.
I want to see the final banban and beginning banban to see how far we've come, I genuinely think there's gonna be like 7 games
also hi bow kid I remember when you called pyro a cute lesbian
Yeah honestly glad I the more they come out the more I get to see them dunked on
Last BanBan game will have you piloting a Gundam to beat Mega BanBan (he's the size of a skyscraper)
At the last Garten of Banban, after defeating Banban, the main character says: "This truly was... A Garten of Banban." And the credits will roll.
The way this went from absolutely just 1 to 1000 so quick is insane man it went from a bad horror game to an insane parody game with Skyrim references, a ‘who asked’ joke, bad animation (top 10 anime fights tier) was absolutely bamboozling, it truly is the game of all time
I think you mean BANboozling
End me
@@plumbum8284 har har har (freddy fazbear laugh) (4k) (download in description) (real) (gone wrong) (at 3am) (garden of banban nord came to my house at 3am)
@@plumbum8284no, you suffer for that pun
Pyro playing garten of banban has got to be one of my favourite forms of torture
Truly the best CIA interrogation tactic
Pyro in a kindergarden? Who will he groom?
This joke was brought to you by ColossalIsCrazy
The fact that I really love the game, but this goofy ass pyro just ends my patience and freed my anger is just teasing
I agree if by torture, you mean Pyro searching for something to deeply criticize the game for even though a normal person wouldn't find too much.
"To a *small* extent, the developers gone *completely* self aware" Pyro so smart he made a oxymoron.
With how fast these games are coming out, we'll probably have 600 Garten Of Banban games by the time 2023 ends.
I'd say 6 *more* on top of the 3 we already have
thank god more slop
SLOP FOR THE TROUGH!!!
"Game" is a strong word for 20 minute segments
@@one_1111 slop for the slop god
I love how three of Kebab Man's voice lines are cringe puns and the forth one is just inhuman wailing
Average redditor
He's just like me fr
First three lead to the fourth one asking to end its suffering
The car ride scene was peak writing, bravo Banban.
"I cannot locate the individual that asked for your opinion"
The little goober thing just standing on the seat and giving the death stare absolutely sent me
"if your patetic mouth utters another infuriating sentence. I will stuff your whole body in one of those stupid party hats on your head"
*crashes car on a desert tree*
*gets hit with -1000 knockback*
simply cinema 🍷
Probably the only good thing about banban lol
Give banban 1000 episodes and everyone will call it peak fiction for no reason.
“The garten!!! The garten is real”
can we get much higher
So high
Ho Ho Ho! (Casually calls out one piece for being mid as fuck)
It's not peak fiction because unlike _One Piece_ it does not have hot DILFs in it!
@@SaintCharlos not yet
Garten of Banban will be the first game series with Banbillion entries
Morbillion
@dvstson You’re right, it’s gonna be at least 6 billion.
@@toph3938 And you're even right, ITS LITERALLY GONNA BE 6 TRILLION
garten of banban is the only game series to sell 3 banbillion merchandise
@@SunshineStario >he doesn't know
They're definitely improving, there were at least 2 successful jumpscares this time
If they keep at this rate by garten of banban 21 there will be 20 successful jumpscares or 1 per 6 minutes, wich is enough for that to be a good horror game
@@mikegofree562 by the standards of garden of ban ban that's barely better than looking at one episode of Velma. So much improvement wow!
@@totoisayal5045 one of them is actually tolerable
The fact these devs still have the will to live on after the immense backlash they've received over the last few months is impressive.
I mean bad press is still press. They’re getting the attention
money is a great motivator
no it's not they just don't care and get money out of people
I feel like it’s stubbornness
They're probably doing it out of spite
Love the strat of "last two games were complete slop and we got bullied over it so let's try to make it look like a joke"
Corn cob behaviour.
At least they're self-aware enough to do it and produce something somewhat entertaining in the end, compared to those who unironically think what they produced is kino stuff and just pumps out more slop.
There's a reason why 'The Room' is widely beloved while 'Cool Cat' is a punching bag.
love the strat of "we made a bad game but it unexpectedly got popular so we released a third one, making everyone know that were self aware"
Tbh, I do respect it lol. Can't deny that they learned, something that some other ironically liked slop things didn't, or at least didn't as quickly
*cough cough* morbius
3rd one was ridiculous, but manages to be be funny
I like how these monster's VA skill are on par with what you hear in an average discord call or game VOIP
I know right and are the people who made thus European or something? Seriously what's with the accents
@@abdurrahmandureng Not even the accents they just sound like they don't want to be there
I personally feel like all 15 minutes of pyro messing up elementary math shouldve been included
This is what we call media manipulation, WAKE UP SHEEPLE, THEY ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY!!!!
Man doesn't know what a negative integer is.😂
“I’m struggling to locate the being that asked for your opinion.” Is an amazing quote
Makes the game a perfect 100/10
It’s truly the peak of entertainment watching Pyro struggle with elementary school level math
It was painful to watch 😭 how he said 0-2=2
29:45 only pyrocynical could reference a random tom hardy impact font discord gif
The more BanBan games come out, the less I feel bad for people roasting the brothers all over twitter. This series is literally the embodiment of Quantity over quality
Also THREE BIRDS WITH ONE STONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️
@@datboiashy2957 i had that voiceline saved on my desktop and it was just titled "the funny" but i forgot so when i saw it i opened it and got jumpscared by the most immaculate horror game writing
Also HAND OVER YOUR PANCREAS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️
Also BEHAVE OR GET BANBANNED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️
I mean, at this point it’s your own fault if you buy the game expecting quality.
i love how the devs are progressively becoming more self aware and beginning to meme the shit out of their games
“No liver, no intestines, but most importantly, no pancreas”
-Venom
bro that sent shiver down my pancreas bro. Spookiest game of the year.
"No dick... No balls... and probably no butthole!"
Can't wait for part IV this year it'll be even spookier 😨😨😨
bro referenced himself
Also got no bitches
Lord after this chapter the plots seems even more confusing I thought we were tryna save our kid 😭
the kid fell down a pit , the whole time clair was baiting the next victim
I have been filled with an immense sense of euphoria. Finally. Garten of Banban 3
you mean farten of slop slop?
I think you meant Garten of PeakPeak
@@horbledorble5716 you mean goden of peakpeak
barren of goodgood
sharten of doodoo 😼❤️
The car scene was actually good imo. Like it was genuinely funny with how self aware it is and how much dogshit trolling they attempt.
Hopefully they just embrace the memes and it just becomes funny
watching pyro fail basic subtraction makes the cuphead IGN reporter look like a genius
out of all three games so far, i feel as if garten of banban 3 is the most fever-dream like one. especially adding the whole weird ass jellyfish scenes and stuff
Garten of banban feels like some kind of wackass dream you would have one night and immediately forget the next day
For real, the entire game feels like a fever dream. Like, a really weird fever dream.
I did actually have a dream similar to it- well, the style was similar to poppy playtime but that's close enough, except you didn't actually see the enemy chasing you and I believe it was an anthropomorphic cat as the protagonist
I did a dream like that and the only thing I can remember is that I was being chased by the ugly character at your left in the car dream 😭😭😂
Ok, but I gotta give the devs props for the addition of an actual soundtrack. It's really cool seeing people put effort into music, even if they're complete beginners. It gives the game more life and feeling.
The trilogy we didnt ask for, but the one we needed.
We didn't need it let's be honest 👽
trilogy implies this is gonna be the last one. god i wish
It's what we deserved.
@@41dn I can legitimately see them cranking out like twelve of these games 😂 Garten Of Banban XII (2028)
@@theanonymouspirateI think assuming 12 will come out in 2028 is very unwise it'll probably come out in December 2024
Ngl, I hv been hving a rough time lately but like the “Hey you, you’re finally awake,” scene at 19:23 genuinely made me laugh, pretty hard. That legit came outta nowhere. Tf even is this game.😆
Skyrim moment
"Sometimes we punish ourselves without knowing why" ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥
“Behave.. or get ban banned” ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥
"Three stones with one bird" ✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥
"this garten.... is full of banban" ✍✍✍🔥🔥🔥
“i have not located the being that asked for your opinion” ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"No liver, no intestines, and most importantly, no pancreas"
✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥
23:30 that sounds like the "MR ELECTRIC SENT HIM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAD HIM EXPELLED!"
The fight scene was really the best part of the stream. It was desgined terribly but that's what made it funny 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 41:20
Pure Kino
@@СергейДементьев-ы9рBravo Vince!
The animation for jumbo josh 41:36 didnt look terrible. Looked fluid and less goofy
@@InheritingNightmaresDevthe whole fight looks goofy tho + it’s still mediocre
At this rate, there will be a Garten of Banban 300 before Petscop 2
this game has devolved into a parody of itself while still remaining completely serious
Honestly if garten of Banban left the "mascot horror" part aside and just went completely/mostly with just absurdity I'd like the games more
@@ChenEpicGray drug trip of banban
@@ChenEpicGray I think, it's already an absurdist game at this point
episode 4 will be a beautiful and elegant story with ray-tracing that brings people to tears
“Sometimes we punish ourselves without knowing why” is what I say when I realize I’m subbed with the bell
Love how pyro fails to do basic math but remembers every single actor's name.
"Garten of BanBan 3" is just the plot of every child custody battle
I was expecting him to say at 10:40
"...but most importantly, No bitches."
11:02 I think chat thought the liver intestines, pancreas line was a nod to Venom in the comics. It was "Eyes, lungs, pancreas! So many snacks, so little time."
Also the teeth and tongue sticking out, along w/ white pupils
I love how Pyro was able to reach gold in Seige yet forgets instructions he read within minutes ago and cant do basic math without chat's help.
Wow Pyro finally admitted that he made Garten of Banban so he could make slop out of it
36:04
let it be know that Pyrocynical was actually jumpscared by this game
Dang, those gardens are really ban ban all over the place
True
She ban on my ban til I garten
youre right
Thank you for the wisdom, Kris Deltarune, from the hit game Deltarune by Toby Fox
*Garten
fun fact: the elevator models are stolen from valve's portal game and are just recoloured if u look at the pattern of the moving platforms
What if the devs are working on an Indie GOTY material project and are using the cash they receive from the Garten of Slop games to fund said project?
Low key would be funny and funnier for some like Pyro to talk about if that did happen
Would be really funny if like garten of ban ban 8 comes out and its a hyper realistic terryfying horror game and this was just build up
Yeah, the need all the money they can get for the sequel to their school shooting game.
Garden of ban ban is so bad people that aren't even fans of the game are coping about it being used for something better. Jesus Christ they should just rename themselves to the copium brothers
@@totoisayal5045 for what? having a bad game they made get unexpectedly popular? they did nothing wrong, dont know why so many people are hating on them
Like I said before, it's neat that banban is becoming 50% """horror""" and 50% goofyness now
31:50 This might actually be Pyro's worst ever gamer moment. My man had to get chat to fucking explain
X - 2 = 2
I went to Epcot a few months ago, I saw a child with a Garten of Ban Ban plushie.
It took all my willpower not to pick him up by the armpits and scream into his face.
If I saw a child with a Garten of Banban plushie, I would tell him to avoid you at all costs.
@@Bill_W_Cipher life finds a way
THREE BIRDS WITH ONE STONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Imagine Garten of Banban 4 actually being good and scary.
now that's one thing that will stay imagined
That'll just ruin the franchise if you could even call it that. Idk something about how bad it is makes it good
Pyro's editors must be fast since it's been less than 24 hours since pyro streamed this
"editors"
Read this as “must be fat”
He’s contaminated me.
@@kakashigaming8923 same
bro that fight animation skills were just tremendous.. triple A quality, tears running down my eyes
at 16:10 pyro slightly moves his headphone off his ear cause hes bracing for a jumpscare im dead
Behave or get ban-banned. Truly words of wisdom.
"NOOOOO!HE DIED!1!1!1!RIP" it just fucking killed me.Overall this video is easily one of the best I watched here yet
31:31 pyrocynical tries to do basic algebra
i think the worst part is that if you look at the reveal trailer for this game, you will see no hate comments, like actually 0 maybe i haven't scrolled down far enough but you can literally tell that the developers cannot handle a single bit of hate.
all hidden
Bros got an anti furry flag and is watching pyrocynical 💀
14:29 That yawn though. Pyro be looking like a sleepy baby.
I had a chicken sandwich and it was very good. I recommend seasoning with chili powder, rosemary and thyme.
No cheese?
@@datboiashy2957 shame, chicken with parmesan and preferably sauce goes hard
i had subway and all the veggies fell off :(
(pyrocynical reference)
its not about the money its about the message
@@mirrorhymn fel ouf
Euphoric Brothers: "Nooo! Buying a game, speedrunning it under 2 hours and demanding a refund is a scummy behavior!"
Everyone: 19:47
cant wait for a minigame in banban 4 that is legit just a 10 minute timer
0:59 Bro it was the pouch of the kangaroo not vore 😭
I mean, these guys will continue to pump out more Banban games as long as youtubers keep making content on them
They understand the human psyche too well and are profitting off of it.
Ain't complaining tho. It's peak fiction
I just wanna see what they come up with, how deranged can the make it
That maths level is truly one of the pyro moments of all time
32:00 every time i've seen someone do this section, it's just watching grown adults struggle basic math and its really funny
Its really funny how you can tell the dev's are padding out the game more just to reach the 2 hour mark so people cant refund.
I think it's funny how they put more effort into stopping people from refunding the game than the actual game itself
19:30 6'0 when he sees 5'11'
Euphoric Games is the opposite of Rockstar Games. They are SPEEDRUNNING titles, unlike Rockstar who took fucking 8 bajillion years to even announce GTA 6. It isn't even "GTA 6" it is "The Next GTA Title" officially.
16:28 Truly one of the jumpscares of all time.
I love how pyro thinks the drone teleportation feature is a bug ☠
Pyro not understanding the concept of 4-2=2 is the most RUclipsr thing.
seeing pyro struggle with a basic math problem is the highlight of my day
26:10 He's so genuinely upset it's funny x"D
At 4:00 you can literally tell it’s MS Paint cuz of the broken fill bucket lol
The thing about chocolate oranges being disgusting after 2 slices is so real
They make games faster than rovio did when angry birds was at there peak
I unironically look forward to every time pyro plays one of these games
I actually like Garten of Banban exists. Life would be a little bit more boring not being able to watch you play through a bad game! I do hope there is a load more Garten of banban games tbh xD
Yeah. It's just something to laugh at that makes life more happier. Especially that car scene.
@@TheNightmareAngelYT I have to agree with you buddy
@@TheNightmareAngelYTpootis
@@markopopovic9874 pootis
The fact that the little baby bird came with you at the end was actually cute imo
And I find the car scene funny. With Captain WhateverHisNameWas just chilling in the back and the squid thing saying the equivalent of "who asked" and getting so angry with Banban, he crash the car. lmao
The devs should make Garten of BanBan 5 the most polished and terrifying horror game to ever exist just to troll everyone. Wouldn't even be that bad of an idea, they already hve a lot of eyes on them.
Watching a grown man trying to solve x-2=2 AND FAILING... I CANT
38:16 this is exactly like in halo 2 when chief and the arbiter met the icon of sin
Nice DOOM refference 🤓
“Hey you, you’re finally awake! I heard you were trying to cross the garten.”
always a blessing to see pryo play banban
When he unironically said 0 - 2 = 2 🤣
Almost stabbed my self when he said "imposter from amogus"
4:47 CAREFUL SPONGEBOB
I think so far in the "series", this is the best by far. It actually has someone of a "story" to it, and it did lean into more of the satire that the game has accumulated since it's release.
Hearing Pyro laugh at the word janitor alone tells me he's spending too much time on the Taiwanese scorpion breeding forums.
Pyro trying to reference Among Us so he can make it into a short is top tier slop production
1:33
Literally the text: Right Mouse button to teleport
Pyro: Right Mouse to Reset
They still haven't fixed it, it teleports!
Listen Pyro, the games suck sure, and it teleporting is probably just a lazy way to do it. But if it literally says it's intended, then I don't think you should waste energy complaining about a non problem.
31:42
So are we just gonna ignore that Pyro doesn't know how to do baby brain tier algebra?
Garten of Screen Tear