Which Mario Kart Racer Would Make The Best Taxi Driver?

You've landed in London, you're weary from your long flight, you need a taxi. Which Mario Kart character are you choosing to drive? Be careful, your choice could have disastrous meatball related repercussions.
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[@thearcticfox343]

I think all bits should end with describing the riff as though it was an semi interesting anecdote.

[@WillAshley-r2j]

One of the all time intros!

[@gustavotcb3904]

To pull off an extended psychopath Luigi riff and follow it up with another extended riff about the guy from the previous riff describing in meticulous detail the riff we just saw, is truly special

[@J4R0N4BL3]

You entering the luigi bit felt like you were coming home.

[@QuintessentSand]

Unhinged Luigi is my new favourite character, 10/10, would go to Mario's house

[@everythingisscience658]

There is absolutely know way to know before hand which episodes end up complete classics. I sweare unhinged luigi and unsatisfied Warrio will be remembered at the same tier as evil charles Xavier.

[@michaelday3187]

Don't like the constant cuts between the 3 of them. The table is better

[@tomhossain2099]

“What are you Queen Consort or something?”
‘That’s Mario’
And I proceeded to laugh so raucously I woke up everyone on my floor.

[@abookofmatches]

this show is good but i think its bad for me

[@plumbingthedeathstar]

same

[@MarvelManMike82]

"So, Luigi, you live with Mario?"
"No, I actually have-a my own a-mansion."
"Oh, why wouldn't you show me around that?"
"Is...a... kind of-a... haunted."
...

[@owaindennis-jones337]

Thank you for playing.

[@sixtysixinc7165]

do yall like screamo skramz ?