Mike... Man, your laughter is contagious! Bless your heart!!! As for the amputee shooting someone... Was he armed? Legged? Was his arm blazing so it would be a firearm? In all seriousness, I did run over a cops foot in my wheelchair. He was trying to help me and I accidentally did run over his foot and could only think to tell him I was the nemesis of his arches.
Yaria Samavan Carlan That’s sexist! Stories beginning “Florida woman” can be equally bizarre! ....or “Florida non-binary”....or um...hell, ANYTHING having to do with Florida!
Please Lord... a video of a buggy with a kickin sound system OR 2 dudes in blue clothes and black rim hats on top of a buggy would complete my life 🙏🤘🙏
Mike... do you know how awesome you are? I love the way you can deliver lines like a well trained professional maki g the lists informative and also dealing with serious topics. Then you get tickled..... (sometimes Tristens Fault but we love him too). And then you totally brighten our day with your infectious laughter and sounds like the BEST cartoon character! My 3 yr old thinks you are her uncle and the other two love you too. THANK YOU for keeping the list clean and allowing young impressionable kids, future scientists and doctors and professors, the change to learn in a kid friendly environment that entertains while teaching them. You know your GOOD when three kids under 10 would rather watch YOU (and Tristen ) instead of seasame street ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Watching mike break his gigglebox is hilarious. Then he said he lost it with the cocaine. Phrasing mike. Phrasing. Lol. I actually laughed. Felt good this morning. Thanks.
I'm not someone who busts a gut laughing all that often when I find something funny. My mother says the biggest laugh she's ever seen from me was due to the news. The newsreader said "Next - the story of a man who killed his wife, buried her under a newly-built shed - and didn't tell anyone". I fell off the sofa laughing.
Mike, thank you for for the iguana explanation. I saw a story about falling iguana and I was concerned about the creatures safety. I appreciate this insight. Ps your laughter on the golden ticket story was adorable!
I love the fact Mike's voice get highter when he's laughing that hard. His laughter however is contagious. They should havd put a warning for anyone eating or drinking to stop doing that or to go and watch another video that WON'T make them choke from laughing and come back when their done eating.
Never heard of the onion. Since the invention of fake news, I don't even know what's real or not. Even watching the news makes me question if that's real or not.
#11 is actually true, especially when you consider Canada's distracted driver laws. The laws vary by province, you should consider doing a List 25 on them.
"Dead body found in cemetery, police trying to determine how long it had been there" "Man found LOCKED inside 24 hour fitness club". When asked, the owner said, we may be open 24 hours/7 days a week, but not all in a row. "Fortune teller going out of business due to unforeseen circumstances".
Love the 2 old heavy metal rockers (pun intended) I want to party with them, lol & the kidnapped victim who didn't believe The Donald got elected. I still don't believe it either. LMAO! 🤣🤣
About the 2 old man who went to a concert, I used to work in a nursing home. One day one of the patients went missing, he was located in New York city, "he had called himself a cab and had the driver take him) because he had tickets to a concert. Lol
"The Onion" originally a printed saterical "new" paper started in Chicago, where it got it's name. The city's name means "Wild Onion" in Miami-Illinois language "shikaakwa".
I remember that mcnugget story. They refused to give her a refund and they knew that they were out of nuggets when they took her money. But she should have called the nonemergency number, not 911.
On that last one, to be fair, some people don't know what being a "teenager" actually means. When my sister was 15 my mom had to explain to her that someone was not a teenager from the age of 11 until 22...… Not sure where she got the idea, but still feels weird remembering that conversation.
Am I the only one who thinks number 16 should’ve actually been number one? No, just me, ok... Because that made me both laugh and cry though TBH Mike’s laughing definitely contagious
About the cop being shot by an unarmed man, I read an article on a humor site that quoted someone as having their door "fired upon by an unloaded gun." I'm pretty sure they meant being AIMED AT by an unloaded gun.
What makes the Tony the Tiger thing funnier, a while after that, Kellog's tried having a Tony the Tiger VTuber on Twitch, because the guy playing Tony was so oblivious to everything chat was saying, they got him to say some rather risky stuff unknowingly, well, chat knew, Tony didn't. Of course, he didn't last very long.
When mob informant Abie Reles went out the 6th floor window of Coney Island's Half Moon hotel (only blocks from where I would eventually grow up) to his death the headline was "Canary can sing but can't fly". Cold.
3:02 I saw video of the guy stealing the chainsaw, and it’s so obvious. The employees had to have noticed. Maybe they’re instructed to not confront shoplifters to avoid any possibly violent reaction.
“Fertile woman dies in Climax” a supposedly real headline found in the Grand Forks ND newspaper in 1963. Fertile and Climax are small towns in Minnesota.
The sub reddit for people who think the onion articles are real is just infuriating. It’s can be funny but it just shows how many people don’t bother to check if it’s real or not.
Where to begin.. When I was in High School my other had a copy of Readers Digest that had a list of stupid headlines from the 90s. Some of the best ones were "Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charges", "Typhoon hits Cemetery, Thousands dead." and "Kids Make Nutritious Snacks, Scientists say. "
I saw a National Enquirer headline: "Couple Flees Talking Bear." At first I thought maybe the bear asked to have his fleas removed, but no, it meant that the couple ran away from it. Heck, I would have stuck around and asked the bear some questions about honey production or Mowgli or why cartoon bears wear hats and neckties but no pants. A valuable resource wasted!
Mike, thank you. Your laughter made my Monday less "Mondayish" ... I appreciate it.
It is rare to find somebody who is both good at their job and obviously enjoys doing it. Hats off
Mike... Man, your laughter is contagious! Bless your heart!!!
As for the amputee shooting someone... Was he armed? Legged? Was his arm blazing so it would be a firearm?
In all seriousness, I did run over a cops foot in my wheelchair. He was trying to help me and I accidentally did run over his foot and could only think to tell him I was the nemesis of his arches.
jaspr1999 impressive!! I’m yet to run over anyone but my husband. It’s amusing, but I think a bobby would be more exciting lol
After Mike you get the laugh of the day!
Anything with "Florida man" at the beginning. All of them sound like they came from The Onion website 🤣
Yaria Samavan Carlan That’s sexist! Stories beginning “Florida woman” can be equally bizarre! ....or “Florida non-binary”....or um...hell, ANYTHING having to do with Florida!
@@isaach1447 you've won this round Issac, but mark my words: the day will come where I will win!!!!😂🤣😂
The actual phrase they use is “area man.”
Just about every article I see these days seems like it came from The Onion. I think the world has officially jumped the shark
And Richie's growing a moustache...
Watching Mike die of laughter is the best thing I've seen today.
😂😂yes!!
Mike’s laugh is contagious! I lost it with the Cocaine planet too 🤣
Now y'all gonna feel real silly when y'all get the Heaven and you can't get in without a golden ticket 😂
Okay, watching Mike lose it with laughter made my day!!!!! Love it!
I haven't laugh so hard in a long time. Can you do a part two please ?
That would be awsome!
Hear hear
Agreed
Definitely a FL Man Headline, #16. Mikes laughter made me laugh so hard I almost peed.😂😂😂
Best headline I ever saw was for a girls high school soccer it said " Beaver scores big to move on"
I live near an Amish community this is more frequent than u would think iv seen buggy’s pulled over for to loud sound systems 😂
This is *true* because I saw it for myself (in the rural town my mother-in-law lives in)!
Please Lord... a video of a buggy with a kickin sound system OR 2 dudes in blue clothes and black rim hats on top of a buggy would complete my life 🙏🤘🙏
Todd Dougherty bahaha totally will next time I see one rocking a decent system some of them even have under glow 😂
The Amish just ain't the way they used to... :D
Too loud sound systems in Amish buggies...
The Taco Bell guy should have checked behind the KFC. Jesus could've hooked him up. 😆
Wow, Mike, you could barely make it through this list without laughing.
Mike's laughing fit at the couple selling golden tickets was the best thing I heard today. I so needed to hear that 😂
The crack planet headline should have been #1....that was just delightful 😆
No, that wasn't in the headline. The headline only mentioned the "golden ticket to heaven".
Mike laughing uncontrollably is the content I come here for. 👏🏻👍🏻❤️
Mike... do you know how awesome you are? I love the way you can deliver lines like a well trained professional maki g the lists informative and also dealing with serious topics. Then you get tickled..... (sometimes Tristens Fault but we love him too). And then you totally brighten our day with your infectious laughter and sounds like the BEST cartoon character! My 3 yr old thinks you are her uncle and the other two love you too. THANK YOU for keeping the list clean and allowing young impressionable kids, future scientists and doctors and professors, the change to learn in a kid friendly environment that entertains while teaching them. You know your GOOD when three kids under 10 would rather watch YOU (and Tristen ) instead of seasame street ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Love your laugh ...best list yet...thank you for posting...
Watching mike break his gigglebox is hilarious. Then he said he lost it with the cocaine. Phrasing mike. Phrasing. Lol. I actually laughed. Felt good this morning. Thanks.
I'm not someone who busts a gut laughing all that often when I find something funny. My mother says the biggest laugh she's ever seen from me was due to the news. The newsreader said "Next - the story of a man who killed his wife, buried her under a newly-built shed - and didn't tell anyone".
I fell off the sofa laughing.
I also read the Beaverton, Canada's version of the Onion.
Lol when Mike's voice went up more than a few octaves with the "golden tickets to heaven/ride to planet made of cocaine" headline 😆
OUCH 😳
Great selection of news headlines. Please post a sequel video.
Mike, thank you for for the iguana explanation. I saw a story about falling iguana and I was concerned about the creatures safety. I appreciate this insight.
Ps your laughter on the golden ticket story was adorable!
I return to this episode on a somewhat regular basis. The laughter within genuinely brightens the day.
Love love Love your announcer voice
Yah he should do some voice acting. His deep voice is great and if you arent looking at him, ud swear it was someone else.
I love the fact Mike's voice get highter when he's laughing that hard. His laughter however is contagious. They should havd put a warning for anyone eating or drinking to stop doing that or to go and watch another video that WON'T make them choke from laughing and come back when their done eating.
News Flash- Mike denies allegations of being a Furry. He insists he’s just a supporter of the lifestyle.
Loved watching you crack up! You are the best!
6:12
Crap, we broke about Mike With List25. Somebody text Tristan to pick up another one at Walmart.
@Squeezably Soft Refund? We're not trying to get rid of him! Just a replacement model!
Never heard of the onion. Since the invention of fake news, I don't even know what's real or not. Even watching the news makes me question if that's real or not.
Mike, you have the most infectious laugh! That corpse moment was classic!
Rumspringa!!!
Hilarious, Mike! You should bust out more often! Especially with goofy material like this list! Priceless!!
#11 is actually true, especially when you consider Canada's distracted driver laws. The laws vary by province, you should consider doing a List 25 on them.
This list proves truth is stranger than fiction 😂
I read the onion. I don't get it though, and I start crying.
You have to speed read it. Lingering over each layer, will mess you up.
😂
@Lucas Gawor amazing! Just over 40 lines of haha'ing without any double h or a's lol that's good be some kind of record! Noice! Lol
Lucas Gawor chill mate
@@christelheadington1136 thank you for the tip
"Dead body found in cemetery, police trying to determine how long it had been there"
"Man found LOCKED inside 24 hour fitness club". When asked, the owner said, we may be open 24 hours/7 days a week, but not all in a row.
"Fortune teller going out of business due to unforeseen circumstances".
In todays news a group of animal rights activists were eaten by bears.
Should have got Calvin to deal with his buddy Hobbes in the number 10 spot.
Thank you for understanding the reference.
Mike losing it was priceless.
I spit laughed at "I'm Jack Sparrow!"
Cristinita Corazon, thank you. I was giggling like a bitch when he said that!! I couldn’t stop picturing it!!!
Number 16, the planet is gone now, Galactus smoked it.
Best 'lost it' giggles yet, Mike!! Also, your ;announcers' voice' later, spot on. TgT
Love the 2 old heavy metal rockers (pun intended) I want to party with them, lol & the kidnapped victim who didn't believe The Donald got elected. I still don't believe it either.
LMAO! 🤣🤣
About the 2 old man who went to a concert, I used to work in a nursing home. One day one of the patients went missing, he was located in New York city, "he had called himself a cab and had the driver take him) because he had tickets to a concert. Lol
"The Onion" originally a printed saterical "new" paper started in Chicago, where it got it's name. The city's name means "Wild Onion" in Miami-Illinois language "shikaakwa".
I remember that mcnugget story. They refused to give her a refund and they knew that they were out of nuggets when they took her money. But she should have called the nonemergency number, not 911.
I heard that she refused the refund and insisted on the nuggets . But that's not what she told the cops, so who's story did the Media go with?
HemlockRidge 👍🏼
I love you Mike...you're so cute and funny...I really love seeing your joyus and funny reactions to some of your list mentions!
I agree.. this is the most absurd list so far!!
Interesting list you guys 🙂👍
On that last one, to be fair, some people don't know what being a "teenager" actually means. When my sister was 15 my mom had to explain to her that someone was not a teenager from the age of 11 until 22...… Not sure where she got the idea, but still feels weird remembering that conversation.
That was Hobbes in the standoff with the police.
As funny as they all were, number 16 got me. I'm still laughing. My God those two were brain dead 😂😂😂💗
OUCH 😳
Just laughing at you laughing.
Am I the only one who thinks number 16 should’ve actually been number one? No, just me, ok... Because that made me both laugh and cry though TBH Mike’s laughing definitely contagious
Omg, you're killing me... Thankyou!!*😂🎉🎉🎉
About the cop being shot by an unarmed man, I read an article on a humor site that quoted someone as having their door "fired upon by an unloaded gun." I'm pretty sure they meant being AIMED AT by an unloaded gun.
What makes the Tony the Tiger thing funnier, a while after that, Kellog's tried having a Tony the Tiger VTuber on Twitch, because the guy playing Tony was so oblivious to everything chat was saying, they got him to say some rather risky stuff unknowingly, well, chat knew, Tony didn't. Of course, he didn't last very long.
in the Bloomington Illinois pantograph " Normal boy marries Oblong girl !"
Mike it has been too long since I started worrying that you had hypoxia while laughing so hard... this was a good list :)
When mob informant Abie Reles went out the 6th floor window of Coney Island's Half Moon hotel (only blocks from where I would eventually grow up) to his death the headline was "Canary can sing but can't fly". Cold.
3:02 I saw video of the guy stealing the chainsaw, and it’s so obvious. The employees had to have noticed. Maybe they’re instructed to not confront shoplifters to avoid any possibly violent reaction.
Omfg 😂 I’m dying just as much as he is!! These are just pure gold 😂 😭
“Fertile woman dies in Climax” a supposedly real headline found in the Grand Forks ND newspaper in 1963. Fertile and Climax are small towns in Minnesota.
I can't believe you didn't have the story about the man who threw an alligator through a Wendy's drive through window.
Shayne Smith
Tristan has lost control.
The truly funny thing about the golden tickets to heaven is that they actually managed to sell some of them!!!!
I wouldn't even speak to those two in the street, never mind buy anything off them!!,
"Police confirm that a foot found washed up on shore belongs to a dead man."
I use The Babylon Bee instead of The Onion!
LOL. Great stuff!
Maybe that amputee hired a hit man to do the job and was found guilty of that.
#21 should have been a double, the other headline on the page said "Bank calls cops on black man trying to cash check from discrimination lawsuit".
1:15 -- Doc Brown: Tell me, future boy...who's the President of the United States?
Marty: Donald Trump!
Doc Brown: THE CASINO GUY!?!?
The couple selling tickets to the crack planet should have been #1.
The sub reddit for people who think the onion articles are real is just infuriating. It’s can be funny but it just shows how many people don’t bother to check if it’s real or not.
I’m so glad I watched this episode I died laughing also i new intro I’m mike with list 25 an no I’m not a furry 😂
This is hilarious because of Mije's giggle-fits.
Truth is Stranger than fiction. Always.
#8-Isee what you did there! 🤣
5:45 the second Mike broke. XD
Your laughing fit will have me smiling the rest of the month.😃
Elmo @ 6:24
An amputee could still have hands. Technically a person can be classified as an amputee if their little toe has been amputated.
I get that but I don't think that's what they meant. A guy missing a finger probably isn't going to be referred to as an amputee in a news story.
" hoodlums in the holler" saw that on the front page of a paper I died
Welp, I never knew what romaine lettuce felt like shooting through my sinuses and out of my nostril until #16. Thanks?
Glad to see you guys finally made it out of Mike's living room.
6:20 #contagiouslaughter begins. LOL
#10 That Tony impression was pretty decent.
Saw one once that said homicide victims rarely cooperate with the police.
Lmao...Kentucky fried Christ!!!
Kentucky fried crack. Now you can get two tickets to heaven with the purchase of a family bucket deal. No refunds. Products sold as is.
Where to begin.. When I was in High School my other had a copy of Readers Digest that had a list of stupid headlines from the 90s. Some of the best ones were "Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charges", "Typhoon hits Cemetery, Thousands dead." and "Kids Make Nutritious Snacks, Scientists say. "
Alol. Mike you’re awesome with the slap stick!! Live your wit.
You guys should do a 25 Craziest/Funniest Florida Man/Woman stories/headlines
I somehow now picture in my mind intergalactic narcotics officers busting an entire planet for possession of crack cocaine
Good list 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Don't eat the onion. That's reserved for Florida man.
What corn? Popcorn! of course.😁
This is what happens when there’s news 24/7. Got to fill up the space with SOMETHING. it’s insane. We get/have to hear every. Single. Thing.
I saw a National Enquirer headline: "Couple Flees Talking Bear." At first I thought maybe the bear asked to have his fleas removed, but no, it meant that the couple ran away from it. Heck, I would have stuck around and asked the bear some questions about honey production or Mowgli or why cartoon bears wear hats and neckties but no pants. A valuable resource wasted!