What School Actually Taught Me

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  • @hodasaleh2460
    @hodasaleh2460 6 лет назад +4444

    Teacher: 2+2=4
    Homework:4+4=8
    Exam: Tom woke up at 8:43, his train is 2 mins late, calculate the mass of the sun.
    Edit: for all of you commenting that lilly said “DA F” at 8:43, that was a complete coincidence but man am i lucky LMAO

  • @avawatts5788
    @avawatts5788 7 лет назад +3592

    "I have not seen a triangle since I left school"
    RUclips Logo

  • @nataliesoutlet
    @nataliesoutlet 8 лет назад +4993

    "I aint ever seen a rhombus" 😂
    being a smart ass here but I believe your logo is a rhombus 🤓
    then again its also a diamond. Ugh math.

    • @miabryan7986
      @miabryan7986 8 лет назад +12

      lol

    • @user-se6nk2kk7y
      @user-se6nk2kk7y 8 лет назад +21

      I LOVE YOU NATALIE

    • @user-se6nk2kk7y
      @user-se6nk2kk7y 8 лет назад +7

      AGHHHH

    • @Sophia-mf2cn
      @Sophia-mf2cn 8 лет назад +34

      It's like where have I seen a rhombus i see one right behind u 😂😂😂😂

    • @WannaPlayQuidditch
      @WannaPlayQuidditch 8 лет назад +52

      Haha, her logo isn't a rhombus. For it to be a rhombus, the adjacent sides have to be equal. Like a kite.
      Hers is an equisided parallelogram.

  • @dv21106
    @dv21106 5 лет назад +1284

    Shoutout to all those friends who would whisper the answer to us when the teacher called on us

    • @faithxanneproudofliam
      @faithxanneproudofliam 4 года назад +47

      I was that friend but I never had that friend😔

    • @remsmodious
      @remsmodious 4 года назад +28

      I was that friend and my friends are like that too
      Let's just say that we all got praise that we didn't deserve

    • @_lemon._.pie_4286
      @_lemon._.pie_4286 4 года назад +7

      My best friend who was way smarter than me always told me the answer

    • @Sarah-sv4gz
      @Sarah-sv4gz 4 года назад +5

      Omg ikr that friend da best

    • @_lemon._.pie_4286
      @_lemon._.pie_4286 4 года назад +5

      Sarah yeah we all had that friend once in our life hehe....😅

  • @katally9203
    @katally9203 6 лет назад +1183

    Dear Math,
    Stop asking us to find your x. She's not coming back. Grow up and solve your own problems.
    Sincerely
    IIsuperwomanII

    • @katally9203
      @katally9203 6 лет назад +12

      Honestly this probably isn't that funny......

    • @katally9203
      @katally9203 6 лет назад +11

      Oh well

    • @katally9203
      @katally9203 6 лет назад +12

      Replying to my own comment

    • @katally9203
      @katally9203 6 лет назад +12

      Trying to make my comment look popular

    • @katally9203
      @katally9203 6 лет назад +12

      Laalalalalalalalalalalalalala trying to make my comment look popular

  • @katelantzer9072
    @katelantzer9072 6 лет назад +982

    Life hack: if a teacher is looking around the room for someone to answer a question, drop something on the floor because a teacher won’t call on a person who is accidentally unprepared. You have no idea how many times I’ve used that.

    • @maryam-op2gx
      @maryam-op2gx 6 лет назад +17

      Kate Lantzer Thanks ALOT

    • @sruthinotshruthi2493
      @sruthinotshruthi2493 6 лет назад +48

      Well, guess imma be using that forever from now on, thanks!

    • @halima2030
      @halima2030 6 лет назад +6

      thx omg

    • @notcreative2713
      @notcreative2713 6 лет назад +40

      Kate Lantzer my teachers will only notice you and call you out xd my life hack would be to not make any noises and most importantly: no eye contact. It's also important to not look like you weren't paying attention. Just try to look casual to not get the teacher's attention at all. For me, it works nearly every time

    • @coffee_person938
      @coffee_person938 6 лет назад +7

      Kate Lantzer YOU ARE A LIFESAVER.

  • @sadhikaanand3755
    @sadhikaanand3755 8 лет назад +309

    Somethings school taught me or is teaching me:
    1. How to not punch someone in the face when all you do is think about it.
    2. How to fake smile all the time.
    3. How to act as if you actually care.
    4. How to skip all the work and watch RUclips videos all day long.

  • @Phoenix_flame
    @Phoenix_flame 5 лет назад +846

    Teacher: **calls on me**
    Me: "I plead the fifth."

    • @amyartlover
      @amyartlover 5 лет назад +19

      Me: *puts my hood up and sinks into my chair*

    • @jojosolo8054
      @jojosolo8054 4 года назад +4

      Zoie Ninja exactly

    • @right.where.you.left.me.
      @right.where.you.left.me. 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha

    • @C.J.Taylor
      @C.J.Taylor 4 года назад +1

      Me: implants a hologram in classroom

    • @C.J.Taylor
      @C.J.Taylor 4 года назад +8

      School
      Six
      Cruel
      Hours
      Of
      Our
      Lives
      (but for me it's eight) :(

  • @takwadhaoui630
    @takwadhaoui630 8 лет назад +5333

    What school has taught me is how to get ready in 10min ..

  • @AmritaMukhopadhyayOfficial
    @AmritaMukhopadhyayOfficial 8 лет назад +2931

    You forgot one thing!
    MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL! 😂

    • @ayannar8589
      @ayannar8589 8 лет назад +5

      AHAHAHA

    • @vronirom6469
      @vronirom6469 8 лет назад +18

      omg I waited for that throughout the whole video 😂😂

    • @elaina10
      @elaina10 8 лет назад +1

      +Isla Pennington *organelle

    • @bagelnabi
      @bagelnabi 8 лет назад

      +Layla Seelie um are you still in school? Because they teach that

    • @bengasse-coope4197
      @bengasse-coope4197 8 лет назад

      +darkmane

  • @LivelyCoastin
    @LivelyCoastin 8 лет назад +482

    "Honestly I was just really lazy" --- Story of my life

  • @stupidgamer1425
    @stupidgamer1425 4 года назад +1016

    School taught me how to hold my fart for 7 hours straight......

    • @shubhikasirohi4281
      @shubhikasirohi4281 4 года назад +37

      I died lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @giftedntwisted9222
      @giftedntwisted9222 4 года назад +10

      Copied by the comment in prince eas video

    • @emmahilgemann4727
      @emmahilgemann4727 4 года назад +8

      😂

    • @fingersontoes
      @fingersontoes 4 года назад +8

      LOL

    • @princesskenleysuperlila4139
      @princesskenleysuperlila4139 4 года назад +22

      I farted in class in 3 different schools. You dont wanna know what happend... THE WHOLE CLASS LAUGHED INCLUDING MY CRUSH IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.

  • @JadeKariuki
    @JadeKariuki 8 лет назад +6458

    dear math,
    please stop asking us to find your X, she has left you and don't ask y.

  • @kylee7708
    @kylee7708 7 лет назад +1259

    school doesn't teach you how to buy a car, do taxes, pay bills.
    BUT THANK THE LORD I KNOW HOW TO FIND THE AREA OF A TRIANGLE!

    • @amiiconicnow5711
      @amiiconicnow5711 7 лет назад +6

      Kylee Weaver ikr

    • @ouidalawrence3268
      @ouidalawrence3268 7 лет назад +20

      Kylee Weaver SAID NO ONE EVER

    • @mizanurali477
      @mizanurali477 7 лет назад

      Kylee Weaver I

    • @bxbygirlspeedbulids9321
      @bxbygirlspeedbulids9321 7 лет назад +7

      Kylee Weaver I also wanna say I taught us we waste six hours of your live everyday of your child us

    • @ayamohamed-un9tc
      @ayamohamed-un9tc 7 лет назад +17

      Kylee Weaver ikr!!! They’re like “why would you need to know how to pay bills when you can know how to find X” like f**k X!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KessyMar
    @KessyMar 8 лет назад +478

    Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?
    School: Worry not
    The mitochondria is the power house of the cell

  • @nathanhsu138
    @nathanhsu138 4 года назад +143

    “This is like taking a selfie with a white person. This is not going to expose us both properly.” This got me. I am now cackling. My dog is very concerned.

  • @ericaulrich4308
    @ericaulrich4308 6 лет назад +1746

    HOMEWORK
    H-hours
    O-of
    M-my
    E-energy
    W-wasted
    O-on
    R-random
    K-knowledge

    • @ams1877
      @ams1877 6 лет назад +16

      love it

    • @holysex1052
      @holysex1052 6 лет назад +7

      Mood

    • @dariya1301
      @dariya1301 6 лет назад +4

      Haha

    • @chxd2206
      @chxd2206 6 лет назад +5

      Amazing

    • @descendingalaxy
      @descendingalaxy 6 лет назад +64

      School
      S- Several
      C- Cruel
      H- Hours
      O- Of
      O- Our
      L- Lives
      Math
      M- Mental
      A- Abuse
      T- To
      H- Humans

  • @Echos.Art.Corner
    @Echos.Art.Corner 6 лет назад +157

    School taught me how to tune out pointless information and that I'll never get to my goals because apparently being an animator is 'not a real job'

    • @awstengooch
      @awstengooch 6 лет назад +4

      GamerGirl I wish you luck with animation!

    • @blueberry-the-wolf6095
      @blueberry-the-wolf6095 6 лет назад +3

      GamerGirl Yup I do that as well!! And I hope you become a great animator. And math sucks!!!

    • @AkshataGuruprasad
      @AkshataGuruprasad 6 лет назад +3

      Rude!!!😤😤 Hope you became an animator!!! Good luck!!!

  • @lilyxo6914
    @lilyxo6914 8 лет назад +407

    Dear algebra,
    Stop asking me to find your "x" ... and dont ask "y"
    Sincerely,
    A student.

  • @kendaldawn0512
    @kendaldawn0512 5 лет назад +596

    I’ve always disliked math tests cause you go through the chapter and it’s all easy and then you get to the test and it’s like
    IF I THROW A TRIANGLE OUT OF THE CAR AND THE CAR IS GOING 20 KM/H AND WIND RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT EXISTS, HOW MANY CUPCAKES CAN PEDRO BUY WITH ONE HUMAN SOUL

  • @themrsnakebitee
    @themrsnakebitee 8 лет назад +3192

    My School's Math
    First Grade Math Test: 30+30=?
    Second Grade Math Test: 16x5=?
    Third Grade Math Test: John had ten pieces of candy. Amy gave him fifteen pieces of candy. Calculate the type of diabetes he received. Show your solution.
    Fourth Grade Math Diagnostics Test: Harry bought ten marbles from the store and wanted to give each of his 16,958,031 friends an equal amount. Calculate the mass of the sun.

  • @michellejade1
    @michellejade1 8 лет назад +1267

    i learned how to pass a class without knowing anything in school

  • @auroraengland9655
    @auroraengland9655 6 лет назад +94

    Teacher- 1+1=2
    HW- 2+2=4
    The Test- If air resistance is a thing and you throw a triangle out a car window, how many cupcakes can Pedro buy with one human soul?

  • @mrspark2814
    @mrspark2814 5 лет назад +737

    “You’re watching my video instead of doing your homework”
    Me: *smirking* 😈
    Actually I’m supposed to be studying for exams but I’m watching this video
    Edit:
    One year later....
    Hey, it’s the 8th of December 2020 and I have my autumn term exams again 😂 but I’m still not going to revise even tho I have science and English exam

  • @kristianbickell9425
    @kristianbickell9425 7 лет назад +366

    math... the only place you can eat 30 watermelons and no one questions you...😂

    • @nerdymicnerd8889
      @nerdymicnerd8889 7 лет назад

      Kristian Bickell yep

    • @starsinthedarkness6315
      @starsinthedarkness6315 7 лет назад +9

      My CHRISTIAN SCHOOL had the weirdest problem ..
      Marty had 974 girlfriends and Lucy killed 725.374 of them. How many girlfriends are left alive?

    • @annabellamarie1202
      @annabellamarie1202 7 лет назад +5

      SinaminJanae how do you have .0 of a girlfriend?

    • @marahismail2940
      @marahismail2940 6 лет назад +1

      Kristian Bickell ikr😂😂

    • @mila_835
      @mila_835 6 лет назад

      Kristian Bickell and buy 64

  • @emanhafeez1312
    @emanhafeez1312 7 лет назад +168

    "Find x"
    *I dont need to. He won't come back*

    • @cutepuppysbark362
      @cutepuppysbark362 7 лет назад +2

      unicorns ø Eman Hafeez i get it lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MinionGoggle
      @MinionGoggle 6 лет назад +2

      Salma Reda looks like you've got a *problem* to solve then

    • @helenaravenclaw7958
      @helenaravenclaw7958 6 лет назад +1

      ø Eman Hafeez ø lol

  • @nickolebryanjohnson143
    @nickolebryanjohnson143 7 лет назад +141

    when I'm in school when my hand is up my teacher never picks me but when my hand is down she always picks me

    • @50phia
      @50phia 7 лет назад +9

      Nickole Bryan-johnson then u should use reverse psychology

    • @andreathegymnasticalteam1068
      @andreathegymnasticalteam1068 7 лет назад +1

      That's what my teacher does it's so annoying.

    • @yahknowwho290
      @yahknowwho290 7 лет назад

      Nickole Bryan-johnson SO REALATBLE

    • @medalyalegria8698
      @medalyalegria8698 7 лет назад

      Nickole Bryan-johnson true and i watched this video and that was my b day

    • @somethingfunny5571
      @somethingfunny5571 7 лет назад

      Nickole Bryan-johnson complete opposite 👧🏻✋🏻👩🏼📞👧🏻✋🏻

  • @vedasaralachakilam6298
    @vedasaralachakilam6298 4 года назад +165

    Lilly: What even is a rhombus
    Me: *Immediately searches it up* What even is a rhombus?

  • @ccgsux
    @ccgsux 7 лет назад +364

    School for me is just like : blah blah blah
    Me: *phone under desk* oh yeah mmmhhhh
    Teacher: are you paying attention?
    Me: yah
    Teacher: What's a rombhus
    Me: a shape
    Class: OHHHHHHHH
    *EXPLSIONS*

    • @jiminiemochi4910
      @jiminiemochi4910 7 лет назад +5

      ThePowerOfAnime W ARMYYY and my school is like that too

    • @adri_4084
      @adri_4084 7 лет назад +3

      Wth are u saying?

    • @embl
      @embl 7 лет назад +2

      +Sofia Plays Roblox AAARRRRMMMMYYYYYY

    • @vaehh.5539
      @vaehh.5539 7 лет назад +2

      ThePowerOfAnime W ARMY

    • @vaehh.5539
      @vaehh.5539 7 лет назад +1

      ThePowerOfAnime W And your comment was okay too.

  • @sydneyzuckschwerdt6101
    @sydneyzuckschwerdt6101 8 лет назад +482

    "If you are still in school you are watching me not doing your homework " Lily knows me so well 😂

  • @aurosie8409
    @aurosie8409 6 лет назад +171

    "I don’t think i’ve seen a triangle since I finished school" she says while literally standing next to triangles. I love her so much.

    • @emmaw5330
      @emmaw5330 6 лет назад

      Aurosie where??

    • @yumi-zd6vq
      @yumi-zd6vq 6 лет назад

      @@emmaw5330 there's one in the subcribe button and A... but I don't know if that what she means

  • @kclockett7381
    @kclockett7381 5 лет назад +781

    “I haven’t seen a rhombus since school” there’s a rhombus behind her 😂

    • @crystala5293
      @crystala5293 5 лет назад

      Why

    • @kclockett7381
      @kclockett7381 5 лет назад +3

      Esther Adeyinka what 😂

    • @enkela1568
      @enkela1568 5 лет назад +19

      That's a square

    • @kclockett7381
      @kclockett7381 5 лет назад +8

      Enkela Tafa no it’s not her logos a rhombus if it was a square it would be rotated so it’s flat 😂

    • @enkela1568
      @enkela1568 5 лет назад +8

      A rhombus's angle can't be 90 degrees though

  • @MrCapz
    @MrCapz 8 лет назад +1669

    School has thought me how to hate something with a passion (:

    • @nvmin_
      @nvmin_ 8 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @dassweta100
      @dassweta100 8 лет назад +3

      Right to hate someone

    • @Liv-om4mu
      @Liv-om4mu 8 лет назад +5

      And people

    • @veen-a2092
      @veen-a2092 8 лет назад +3

      Amen!

    • @MrCapz
      @MrCapz 8 лет назад

      +RayyanPvP damn I didn't even notice that xD

  • @CrazyCristof
    @CrazyCristof 8 лет назад +384

    "I've never seen a rhombus"
    >Superwoman logo right behind her
    "I've never seen a triangle"
    >Has a job revolving around RUclips
    >Doesn't see the triangle in the logo

    • @katieparker8590
      @katieparker8590 8 лет назад

      lmao trueee

    • @uwu-od7qu
      @uwu-od7qu 8 лет назад

      Lol

    • @gwennnmarie
      @gwennnmarie 8 лет назад +3

      she was trying to make a point

    • @tiganlee8000
      @tiganlee8000 8 лет назад

      is a rombas like a dimonid...

    • @hananyasin9759
      @hananyasin9759 8 лет назад +1

      wait what! school taught me that a rhombus is /_/ *with a line on top*, how is a diamond shape a rhombus now!

  • @caseyco3026
    @caseyco3026 6 лет назад +1719

    Dear Algebra,
    Please stop asking about your X and don't ask Y either, she's never coming back.
    ~Sincerely, My 5th grade teacher

    • @heyybitch5687
      @heyybitch5687 6 лет назад +20

      He is a mood... I wish my teachers were like that

    • @jenniemarescot6303
      @jenniemarescot6303 6 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @m1nt8168
      @m1nt8168 6 лет назад +15

      sincerely, triggered 9th grader

    • @dianag515
      @dianag515 6 лет назад +8

      U had algebra in 5th grade, I didn't, or maybe I just don't remember sense I really didn't care

    • @aheartfelt3
      @aheartfelt3 5 лет назад +1

      🤣

  • @abc-ml4bb
    @abc-ml4bb 5 лет назад +251

    “HONESTLY MICHAEL’S A MESS”

  • @hallesagegall4944
    @hallesagegall4944 7 лет назад +1275

    Ok, 2 things people probably already know 😂😂😂
    Dear math,
    Please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.
    And then....
    Math, the only place you can buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why

  • @tinakoratich9846
    @tinakoratich9846 6 лет назад +211

    Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
    Dear Math, I'm tired of finding your x. Just accept the fact they that they are gone. There are 25 more letters to choose from.

  • @leggomaeggo9230
    @leggomaeggo9230 6 лет назад +775

    3:02
    Lmao I thought it said googles 😂😂😂

  • @saeidkh1227
    @saeidkh1227 5 лет назад +93

    "I believe you in this stuff_ but I was just lazy"
    I DIED........✌️🤣

  • @xx_v4mpirism
    @xx_v4mpirism 7 лет назад +1145

    My school has the same phone policy. And we have a strict uniform policy, but some teachers are chill and let us wear nonuniform jackets. And I have really thick, dark hair. So, I'll listen to music in class with my wireless headphones and my phone in my jacket pocket or my skirt. Not one teacher has noticed and I've been doing it for 2 months 😂😂😂

    • @blazxe_
      @blazxe_ 7 лет назад +11

      Anne Marie Omg so lucky

    • @catherineshen2144
      @catherineshen2144 7 лет назад +21

      same i used to do dat alot untill ,my mom forced mew to cut my freaking hair so it doesnt work anymore

    • @lisagorma9571
      @lisagorma9571 7 лет назад +6

      Anne Marie you lucky.

    • @pennythomas4242
      @pennythomas4242 7 лет назад +7

      Anne Marie omg same I have long dark hair and sit at the back of all my classes so no one knows I'm listening to music

    • @ayamohamed-un9tc
      @ayamohamed-un9tc 7 лет назад +7

      Anne Marie you are so lucky girl in my school you should tie up your hair

  • @guineapiglover7598
    @guineapiglover7598 6 лет назад +311

    My school is like: johnny has 61 apples and gave his green bananas the same amount, calcute the mass of your french fries and explain
    **edit thank you for 234 likes!!!**

  • @improvplus5056
    @improvplus5056 6 лет назад +497

    School work: 3*3=9
    Homework: square root of 9=3
    Quiz: 10 squared= 100
    Study sheet: 1+1(2)=4
    Test: 2-2=0
    Exam: If Justin goes to school at 6:30 and leaves school at 4:45 and doesn’t go to bed, how many hours will he NOT secretly be playing fortnite on his phone?

  • @bethanyscott-donelan1624
    @bethanyscott-donelan1624 5 лет назад +70

    *Lilly: the majority of things you learn in school are an utter WASTE!*
    Me: all ma ladies can I get an amen

  • @needsleep8905
    @needsleep8905 6 лет назад +134

    story time:i struggle with math and my math teacher knew this and he asks the class "does anyone know the answer to this question" i didnt understand what to do or how to do much with this math and 5 people raised their hands and i didnt raise my hand but he decided to call on me,i didnt know that answer so i said "i dont know" and he said "of course u dont know,u were drawing" and all im thinking is 'i wasnt drawing,i didnt even have my pen in my hand' and thats what made me hate my math teacher

    • @errinritchie6044
      @errinritchie6044 6 лет назад +4

      Taylor Hilkey yassssss. My math teacher is the same

    • @cherisekwok1927
      @cherisekwok1927 6 лет назад +2

      Taylor Hilkey I know right! One time I was taking notes and the teacher said I was drawing! Also once my friend asked for a pen and I lent it to her. The teacher saw me and told me to see her after school without even acknowledging my friend. I’m not in any way exaggerating. I don’t hate teachers, in fact I appreciate them teaching me, but I just wish they would stop scolding me when I haven’t done anything wrong.

    • @picklejar9305
      @picklejar9305 5 лет назад +1

      yeah your pen wasn't in your hand...your paintbrush was

  • @abbiem5029
    @abbiem5029 7 лет назад +492

    Maths, where you can eat 37 chocolate cakes and not get diabetes.
    Maths, where you can hold 64 watermelons and not drop them.
    Maths, where you count all the tiles in the house just for the fun of it and not get judged.
    Science, where you murder innocent creatures and not go to jail for it.

    • @alenna713
      @alenna713 7 лет назад +14

      Susan wants to divide 247 sunflower seeds into 100 plastic bags. How many sunflower seeds will be in each ziploc bag?
      Me: WTF SUSAN WHO COUNTS THEIR SUNFLOWER SEEDS AND DIVIDES THEM INTO 100 PLASTIC BAGS AND KILLS A TREE EVERY TIME THEY PUT 2 SEEDS IN A BAG WTF?!?!

    • @mypanexogamouslineage965
      @mypanexogamouslineage965 7 лет назад +5

      - Bloodrose -
      I've counted room tiles and not because someone needed info.

    • @jackierochon9178
      @jackierochon9178 7 лет назад +4

      ThatOneEcho I hate math

    • @cryingkim.7510
      @cryingkim.7510 7 лет назад +2

      ThatOneEcho XD. THATS ALL I CAN SAY. XD.

    • @pseudonym5577
      @pseudonym5577 7 лет назад +3

      You’re British, aren’t you

  • @weinertoss
    @weinertoss 6 лет назад +165

    2:36 parents trying to use technology

  • @SalanaWolfie
    @SalanaWolfie 5 лет назад +34

    You look that amazing without makeup? Dang

  • @ranyabanga5088
    @ranyabanga5088 8 лет назад +210

    Ugh I love her.. She helped me get out of depression.. J can't thank her enough

  • @deathamphetaminez
    @deathamphetaminez 6 лет назад +89

    Wow girl you look beautiful with and without makeup

  • @princessa9122
    @princessa9122 6 лет назад +796

    In the thumbnail I honestly thought it said googles🤷‍♀️

  • @quratul-ain3055
    @quratul-ain3055 5 лет назад +34

    "I'm doing this video with no makeup because I want to preach about inner beauty..." said no school ever

  • @james7361
    @james7361 8 лет назад +348

    Makeup or not, you're one of the most beautiful you tubers I've seen.

  • @loaf440
    @loaf440 8 лет назад +1368

    Is it normal that every time that I think about maths, anxiety starts to build inside of me? No okay...

    • @pretzel1410
      @pretzel1410 8 лет назад +7

      SimplySour, Me too tho, and nice profile pic. 😂

    • @athenac112
      @athenac112 8 лет назад +7

      SimplySour lol me too

    • @loaf440
      @loaf440 7 лет назад +5

      InsertCreativenamehere thnx 😂

    • @gracek1405
      @gracek1405 7 лет назад +4

      SimplySour I feel the same😕

    • @ddesmarat
      @ddesmarat 7 лет назад +4

      SimplySour. I feel your pain😕😕😕

  • @anushamadhusudanan
    @anushamadhusudanan 8 лет назад +1232

    damn.SHE LOOKS BOMB WITHOUT MAKEUP xD

    • @thuenn
      @thuenn 8 лет назад +3

      Ikr

    • @LillySingh
      @LillySingh  8 лет назад +135

      That's so nice of you. No one has ever said that to me xo

    • @kaungkhantthein5348
      @kaungkhantthein5348 8 лет назад

      I love you Superwoman
      With love from Burma!

    • @zingy5089
      @zingy5089 8 лет назад

      True

    • @ardnaslau
      @ardnaslau 8 лет назад

      +IISuperwomanII hiiiii

  • @sharksquad6812
    @sharksquad6812 5 лет назад +401

    Homework
    Half
    of
    My
    Energy
    Wasted
    On
    Random
    Knowledge

  • @theweird1911
    @theweird1911 6 лет назад +460

    “I ain’t never seen a rhombus!”
    Lilly, listen, your logo is a rhombus....
    Also who watching in 2018?

    • @abbybiesterfeld9379
      @abbybiesterfeld9379 6 лет назад

      Meeeeee

    • @lelafry8229
      @lelafry8229 6 лет назад +2

      Ngl I didnt even remember tf a rhombus was until I saw this comment 😂😂

    • @ahashlynn
      @ahashlynn 6 лет назад +3

      the weird 1 It’s actually a square

    • @madelenapi753
      @madelenapi753 6 лет назад +3

      Ashlynn Savage *Rhombus*
      a parallelogram with opposite equal acute angles, opposite equal obtuse angles, and four equal sides.

    • @ahashlynn
      @ahashlynn 6 лет назад

      Qtmf AJ wow. Turn her logo around ma dood

  • @ren3212
    @ren3212 7 лет назад +176

    When Lilly said "In which case your definitely not doing your homework and watching my video instead" I was like hehehe oops

  • @mbbro2189
    @mbbro2189 7 лет назад +107

    THIS IS HOMEWORK:
    Half
    Of
    My
    Energy
    Wasted
    On
    Random
    Knowledge

  • @DieRosenprinzessin
    @DieRosenprinzessin 5 лет назад +96

    Girl, your superwoman logo is a freaking rhombus... 😂

  • @xliax7042
    @xliax7042 6 лет назад +239

    What school taught me was not to eat breakfast cuz ik ima be late

    • @kkiwi8559
      @kkiwi8559 6 лет назад +3

      school is very nice practice for sleep deprivation

    • @viktoralatini5597
      @viktoralatini5597 6 лет назад

      x lia x lmao true, even tho my teachers are the ones that tell me the most “breakfast is the most important meal of the day”.

    • @raebyfeild4887
      @raebyfeild4887 6 лет назад

      Breakfast? Whats that?

    • @mrs.zawsome4266
      @mrs.zawsome4266 6 лет назад

      Just eat breakfast on the bus or in the car or sneak it on class that's what I do

  • @rubyge7201
    @rubyge7201 8 лет назад +308

    She looks as beautiful with out make up .....who's with me?

  • @kayleebecker8094
    @kayleebecker8094 5 лет назад +2505

    Lilly: is rhombus even a thing?? Phffff
    Me: *looks at her channel logo*
    Ummm.. (edit: thank you so much for 2.4k likes 🥺)

    • @kayleebecker8094
      @kayleebecker8094 5 лет назад +68

      Simply Jayden a rhombus is a diamond

    • @kaylavscogirl7584
      @kaylavscogirl7584 5 лет назад +9

      Kaylee Becker lol

    • @tiffaniwalker1106
      @tiffaniwalker1106 5 лет назад +44

      I was literally looking through the comments to find a ccomment like this one

    • @josephyzpan
      @josephyzpan 5 лет назад +42

      My grade one teacher was like, “diamond? Pfft, that’s not a thing, it’s called a rhombus.”

    • @saturdaysundaes8812
      @saturdaysundaes8812 5 лет назад +7

      Kaylee Becker exactly what I said lol 😂😂

  • @onIyindreams
    @onIyindreams 4 года назад +104

    Lily: *dissing mrs kelly*
    this is how many times she said now
    👇🏽

    • @Rock-kp6dt
      @Rock-kp6dt 4 года назад +2

      Celestia Ludenberg I actually have a teacher in my school named Ms. Kelly

  • @maxine5544
    @maxine5544 7 лет назад +63

    I can’t tell you about all the times Social Studies has helped me in everyday life.
    Because it hasn’t.

    • @liv3432
      @liv3432 7 лет назад +3

      MBG121306 - Exactly. I cannot tell you how many times I've desperately needed to know Theodore Roosevelts birthday.
      Because I haven't.

    • @honey_moon6639
      @honey_moon6639 7 лет назад +2

      MBG121306 same

    • @michaeldawnbyrne2972
      @michaeldawnbyrne2972 7 лет назад +1

      Right

  • @bobsaget190
    @bobsaget190 6 лет назад +357

    I think we can all agree... MICHAEL'S A MESS

  • @iDillusionist
    @iDillusionist 8 лет назад +197

    "I've never seen a rhombus" THERE'S A RHOMBUS RIGHT BEHIND YOU

    • @quynhlanle03
      @quynhlanle03 8 лет назад +1

      No there isn't. That's a diamond.

    • @rea.cotton
      @rea.cotton 8 лет назад +3

      +Orchid Le actually diamond is a rhombus

    • @iDillusionist
      @iDillusionist 8 лет назад +1

      a rhombus is just a square rotated 45 degrees so her logo is a rhombus

    • @sophiemolkenthin6660
      @sophiemolkenthin6660 8 лет назад +2

      Ikr that cracked me up

    • @xxhelloxx8683
      @xxhelloxx8683 8 лет назад

      and the poster in the back that says subscribe has a triangle

  • @thatgachaeditorandaristlol4084
    @thatgachaeditorandaristlol4084 5 лет назад +39

    Me:*hidng phone* where my textbook repeats 10times also...
    *playing the offline dinasour game* *lol*

  • @majesticgreenapple2770
    @majesticgreenapple2770 7 лет назад +739

    I'm watching this in the summer....

    • @dorothycayson4662
      @dorothycayson4662 7 лет назад

      Majestic Green Apple me to :-) :-)

    • @kamiartissi8594
      @kamiartissi8594 7 лет назад +1

      Majestic Green Apple same boi! And I sprained my ankle on the second day of it...that was yesterday 😅😂🤣

    • @parmisiguess
      @parmisiguess 7 лет назад +1

      Same lmao

    • @HirtVDS
      @HirtVDS 7 лет назад +3

      Majestic Green Apple same here

    • @jaynekeiter704
      @jaynekeiter704 7 лет назад +4

      Majestic Green Apple Sameeee and im like dear lord its almost August like God Damn😂

  • @spencerkim9054
    @spencerkim9054 8 лет назад +434

    I read this once, "Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y?

  • @snigdhachandrashekar2897
    @snigdhachandrashekar2897 7 лет назад +55

    Your video really brings me out of my unhappiness..
    A video of superwoman a day keeps the depression away!!truee love 💟💟💟💟💟💟

  • @martytherat9972
    @martytherat9972 5 лет назад +112

    Lily: “I’ve never seen a rhombus”
    Me: Lilz, lookit ur logo

    • @martytherat9972
      @martytherat9972 5 лет назад

      No you can say lookit if you want.

    • @martytherat9972
      @martytherat9972 5 лет назад

      No you can say lookit if you want.

    • @martytherat9972
      @martytherat9972 5 лет назад

      No you can say lookit if you want.

    • @martytherat9972
      @martytherat9972 5 лет назад

      No you can say lookit if you want.

    • @martytherat9972
      @martytherat9972 5 лет назад

      Whoops! Didn’t mean to say that so many times. My computer is glitching.

  • @rachael1118
    @rachael1118 5 лет назад +249

    In the start she should have had said “you are a a bright star in galaxy WHAT UP T-SHIRT REFERENCE”

    • @wokeupnew
      @wokeupnew 5 лет назад +1

      Rachael 11 yass

    • @idk_bobin
      @idk_bobin 5 лет назад +1

      Its what's up jumper reference

    • @luzking9145
      @luzking9145 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah i was waiting for the t- shirt reference

  • @lucindap7250
    @lucindap7250 7 лет назад +302

    She's so pretty without makeup ❤️

    • @ray_vidz5946
      @ray_vidz5946 7 лет назад +8

      Lucinda P i was like WOAH when it started but then after a while i got used to it and sae ur comment looked at her and im like YEASS SHE IS STILL SO PRETTY 😘

    • @toxicrose4009
      @toxicrose4009 7 лет назад +2

      It's the lighting. XD

    • @lauramorris5134
      @lauramorris5134 7 лет назад

      Lucinda P ino

  • @TheEmeraldBlockYoutubeChannel
    @TheEmeraldBlockYoutubeChannel 8 лет назад +455

    Guess what school taught me,
    How to get ready in 15 minutes

    • @haivenashton7566
      @haivenashton7566 8 лет назад

      LOL IM DEAD

    • @mehhdiaa
      @mehhdiaa 8 лет назад +4

      actually in ten minutes for my case, and sometimes in 5 XD

    • @user-uu9zv7pb2u
      @user-uu9zv7pb2u 8 лет назад

      Yep so true

    • @saad-bc1by
      @saad-bc1by 8 лет назад +9

      Lol so true :)
      The only thing school taught me is how to go on your phone in class without getting caught 😋

    • @bobe5608
      @bobe5608 8 лет назад +1

      TRUEEE ASF

  • @aseel5102
    @aseel5102 5 лет назад +12

    I also learned how to eat without my teacher knowing me and my friends sitting next to each other trading snacks and the teacher won't be able to see anything

  • @Emma-io9om
    @Emma-io9om 6 лет назад +109

    School be like: Jack has ten dollars to buy twenty apples that are scheduled to arrive Tuesday on a river barge traveling upstream at thirty miles an hour, will the apples be red🍎 or green🍏?

    • @z3elda653
      @z3elda653 6 лет назад

      MyLifeAsEmma great😂😂

    • @its_huaa
      @its_huaa 6 лет назад

      #relatable

    • @Amyg665
      @Amyg665 6 лет назад +1

      Lucky cat, if I got the question I will say, it will be blue, because the river froze after going to the north pole, where Jack live.

    • @RealTempast
      @RealTempast 6 лет назад +1

      It depends on the type of apple and how long it took to get the apple there. If it takes very long and they are certain type they will be red(like red delishise. (I can’t spell) ) but if they are a different type they will be green ( like granny apples)

    • @viquitaturner5432
      @viquitaturner5432 6 лет назад

      MyLifeAsEmma 😂

  • @finley747
    @finley747 8 лет назад +182

    Lily: I ain't even SEEN a rhombus since I got outta school. Is that even a real shape?
    Me: uh, (looks at rainbow S in background) Lily.....

    • @directedbyzora
      @directedbyzora 8 лет назад

      lol right 😂😂😂

    • @cometthedragon5305
      @cometthedragon5305 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @alexrichey9532
      @alexrichey9532 8 лет назад

      I KNOW I was actually looking through the comments to see if anyone else noticed😂😂

    • @christiepierre429
      @christiepierre429 8 лет назад +7

      that's a regular square stood up like a diamond a rhombus is slanted

    • @anilg9659
      @anilg9659 8 лет назад +4

      That's a square tho

  • @carsanmar13
    @carsanmar13 8 лет назад +321

    she and liza koshy need to do a collab...if that happens i'm gonna burst my ass off because of how funny is gonna be

  • @aida6911
    @aida6911 8 лет назад +109

    Lilly looks so pretty

    • @aida6911
      @aida6911 8 лет назад +2

      And you've seen triangles Doritos

    • @galaxygameshd8303
      @galaxygameshd8303 8 лет назад

      +Isabella Well Doritos aren't perfect triangles but that's not what she was saying she was saying the school tool the triangle it's like a protractor except in triangle form

  • @ethexofficial8974
    @ethexofficial8974 6 лет назад +64

    I died at *RHOMBUS*
    edit: I haven't laughed this long and hard in such a long time xD

    • @takyraallen7609
      @takyraallen7609 6 лет назад +2

      Ethex Official her logo is a rhombus 😭

  • @ilikedogs7226
    @ilikedogs7226 7 лет назад +77

    Lilly: I haven’t even seen a rhombus is even a real thing? What?
    Me: looks at iisuperwomanii logo in the background
    Me: whoaaaaa it’s math

    • @sami-id7rn
      @sami-id7rn 7 лет назад +1

      Diabetic Doll Hacks that’s exactly what I did

    • @evy1073
      @evy1073 7 лет назад +1

      Diabetic Doll Hacks omg I was thinking the same thing

    • @kawaiichan6118
      @kawaiichan6118 7 лет назад

      Thats what I did

  • @mishikkagupta6161
    @mishikkagupta6161 5 лет назад +92

    Class:
    Come
    Late
    And
    Start
    Sleeping

  • @roopkd
    @roopkd 5 лет назад +153

    2:00 have you seen a rhombus?
    Me: Well your superwomen logo in the background is rhombus😂😂

    • @caradanylenko9751
      @caradanylenko9751 5 лет назад +2

      Roop KD no it’s not it’s a square, and a rhombus isn’t a tilted square

    • @crystala5293
      @crystala5293 5 лет назад

      Why

    • @caradanylenko9751
      @caradanylenko9751 5 лет назад +1

      Her logo is just a square that got turned around, a rhombus is like a square that got pushed

    • @justanyone1
      @justanyone1 5 лет назад +2

      NO IT IS rhombus, rhombus is a simple quadrilateral that has all four sides the same lenght.

    • @tasnimswift2034
      @tasnimswift2034 5 лет назад +4

      @@caradanylenko9751 a square is a type of rhombus.

  • @sakshidubey1634
    @sakshidubey1634 8 лет назад +375

    You forgot to mention about the sign language that we use during test.😂😂😂😂

  • @coalspruce
    @coalspruce 6 лет назад +384

    The trick to not be picked if your hand isn’t up is to pretend like you understand even if you don’t... it works for me anyway

    • @starjawsaj3235
      @starjawsaj3235 6 лет назад +12

      inhumanpoppy i have tried that and lets just say it didnt work the best thing to do is NO EYE CONTACT

    • @amallovespanic-ingalldayev8507
      @amallovespanic-ingalldayev8507 6 лет назад +16

      inhumanpoppy im that student who actually knows all the answers but is never picked by teachers

    • @melodyybarra580
      @melodyybarra580 6 лет назад +3

      inhumanpoppy works for me too

    • @theconfusedoctopus
      @theconfusedoctopus 6 лет назад +8

      It also helps to nod as the teachers explaining it

    • @theconfusedoctopus
      @theconfusedoctopus 6 лет назад +1

      inhumanpoppy a

  • @itstheweirdo3604
    @itstheweirdo3604 2 года назад +1

    I actually like math and reading because I'm a nerd and I love being better at something then other people 🙂

  • @mimikyu20007
    @mimikyu20007 6 лет назад +56

    *inspiring speech about inner beauty* then there is me...

  • @user-nk7sk1nw2b
    @user-nk7sk1nw2b 7 лет назад +89

    We were having a really hard lesson
    I asked the teacher : when will we use this
    He said: Rocket science or if you are going to be an architect
    I’m like: McDonald’s it is

    • @izziecat2651
      @izziecat2651 6 лет назад +2

      ALWALEED ALMANSOUR my teacher will literally tell us we will never you this “ you guys will never use models” here exact words

    • @hishishter2449
      @hishishter2449 6 лет назад

      ALWALEED ALMANSOUR I wanna be an architect ☹️☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭😭

  • @Stacy-b7d
    @Stacy-b7d 8 лет назад +362

    Dear algebra,
    Stop telling us to find your x
    Because he's never coming back
    And don't ask y : I told this to my math teacher and she got pissed😂

  • @jupiter7272
    @jupiter7272 5 лет назад +32

    Test have no relation to what u just learned they be like:
    *Billy has 2 apples.He eats all 5 of them. Now Billy is late for school. What does he do?*
    Like bish I didn’t sign up to solve riddles
    *I didn’t sign up for anything*

    • @lannah9239
      @lannah9239 4 года назад +1

      I hate doing math

    • @Lunaris3-in-1
      @Lunaris3-in-1 3 года назад +2

      Tests are pointless. They don't actually test what you know.

  • @nessaisdead
    @nessaisdead 8 лет назад +146

    she is so pretty without makeup omg she looks amazing

    • @ixentox6706
      @ixentox6706 8 лет назад

      U too 👍🏼

    • @igot7-lu
      @igot7-lu 8 лет назад

      she just said in the beginning shes not wearing makeup0.o

    • @nicollerivera9455
      @nicollerivera9455 8 лет назад

      true

    • @ixentox6706
      @ixentox6706 8 лет назад

      ***** You can tell that's shes pretty by what she said...

    • @ixentox6706
      @ixentox6706 8 лет назад

      All I said was a compliment and i know what she looks like co sof her profile pic

  • @Stephanie-zf8mi
    @Stephanie-zf8mi 6 лет назад +307

    Why tf do I need to know the difference between a rational and irrational numbers

    • @kaylagoldyyy7043
      @kaylagoldyyy7043 6 лет назад +2

      Stephanie Hoffman hahah i just got a question about that

    • @jopwestra2614
      @jopwestra2614 6 лет назад

      Stephanie Hoffman wow are you 7?

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 6 лет назад

      So that you aren't either

    • @carlyrussell8461
      @carlyrussell8461 6 лет назад +3

      It really isn't that hard. It only takes a few minutes to learn the difference between rational and irrational numbers

    • @Tegan-ip9fl
      @Tegan-ip9fl 6 лет назад

      what are those

  • @treycool9565
    @treycool9565 7 лет назад +188

    I noticed a lot of comments on her rhombus logo, but I haven't seen anyone else talk about the calculator buttons, so I guess I get to say it:
    When you make a calculation, the machine remembers that answer.
    M+ = Adds to the stored number in the memory
    M- = Subtracts from the stored number in the memory
    MC = Memory Clear (clear stored value)
    MRC = Memory Re-Call (recall stored value)
    MU = Mark Up

    • @toxicrose4009
      @toxicrose4009 7 лет назад +1

      There is not a rhombus in Lilly's logo.

    • @TheHrusa
      @TheHrusa 7 лет назад +1

      Trey Cool That is the only reason why I scrolled through the comments 😂

    • @jennyc2280
      @jennyc2280 7 лет назад

      True, it looks like a diamond. But if you tilt your head a bit, it looks like a rhombus.

    • @miaandvalerie1650
      @miaandvalerie1650 7 лет назад +1

      ToxicRose yes there is

    • @miaandvalerie1650
      @miaandvalerie1650 7 лет назад +1

      TBH I wish I was smart like u :(((((

  • @s.op_hi.a4225
    @s.op_hi.a4225 5 лет назад +95

    Lily: I haven't seen a triangle since school
    Me: Dude theres one behind u😂

    • @jennifleur912
      @jennifleur912 5 лет назад +1

      Sophia Belk Her logo is a rhombus!

    • @s.op_hi.a4225
      @s.op_hi.a4225 5 лет назад +2

      @@jennifleur912 🤦‍♀️ not her logo...plus her logo is a square just at an angle

    • @sikdarshams
      @sikdarshams 5 лет назад

      @@s.op_hi.a4225 is right

    • @occamy1033
      @occamy1033 5 лет назад +1

      A square is a rhombus

    • @belmarshall9103
      @belmarshall9103 5 лет назад +1

      Goth1263 a square at an angle...is a rhombus

  • @veronicazayasbazan3338
    @veronicazayasbazan3338 7 лет назад +79

    Those people who disliked the video are probably teachers.

  • @kendallgodfrey6703
    @kendallgodfrey6703 7 лет назад +117

    I asked my math teacher when we would use this
    Her response: in the end of year test
    No in real life
    Her response: u need to leave if your going to interrupt
    Me: ???

    • @kingcarterico8860
      @kingcarterico8860 7 лет назад +5

      Kendall Godfrey when a teacher isnt smarter than you in something but must remain in authority XD

    • @h0zp486
      @h0zp486 7 лет назад

      Omg that happened to me to😂I hate those teachers😒😑

  • @annabelrhodes3035
    @annabelrhodes3035 6 лет назад +83

    I remember when we first started using those fancy expensive calculators, thinking 'this can't be the answer, it has WAY too many decimal points.' Boy was I wrong.

    • @sophiandidi9065
      @sophiandidi9065 6 лет назад +2

      Annabel Rhodes the calculator we have to buy is 200€. At the age of 12

  • @lemonlimeade7270
    @lemonlimeade7270 5 лет назад +133

    People watching in like grade 1, be like rhombus...i think i learned about that today.
    by the way, what about pizza slices? those r triangles

    • @SaiKrishna-px5kv
      @SaiKrishna-px5kv 5 лет назад +11

      Those aren't triangles, they are segments of a circle. - Ur Asian friend

    • @minimayhem7739
      @minimayhem7739 4 года назад +4

      Potato Bob Oh pizza. You live in a
      -SQUARE box, are made as a
      -CIRCLE and are cut into
      -TRIANGLES!
      Just curious, pizza are you SHAPE-xually confused?!

    • @bertinacaryn7469
      @bertinacaryn7469 4 года назад +1

      They are sectors of a circle. Not a triangle hon😂😂😂

    • @bertinacaryn7469
      @bertinacaryn7469 4 года назад +3

      @@SaiKrishna-px5kv **sectors not segments- another Asian friend😂

  • @noahayon363
    @noahayon363 6 лет назад +175

    One thing that school didn’t teach me was how to pay bills and taxes or how to get a car or house even how to apply for a credit card