Martin Short Owns The World's Fattest Dog

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  • Опубликовано: 11 апр 2018
  • On the road with his buddy Steve Martin for 'An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life', Martin Short had to perform with a cane after falling over his overweight pup.
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Комментарии • 245

  • @johnkeith8072
    @johnkeith8072 5 лет назад +41

    Martin Short: "The best talk show guest of all time..."

  • @DaveManPrice
    @DaveManPrice 6 лет назад +68

    jesus christ im so happy when they get legends like martin short who can just be so funny with colbert, too many guests dont get him, martin short is a *fucking legend*

  • @mooniejohnson
    @mooniejohnson 6 лет назад +86

    Why, for god's sake, didn't "Betty Crocker spaniel" get only light chuckles from the audience?! It was delivered perfectly and I was laughing my ass off. I love Martin Short so much.

    • @2pi628
      @2pi628 4 года назад +3

      You have to be a person that likes to cook and be a dog person for it to have impact.

  • @MsKillerqueen5
    @MsKillerqueen5 6 лет назад +145

    Betty Crocker Spaniel lol

  • @kght222
    @kght222 6 лет назад +26

    i love martin short all the more "i'm not with him because he is successful or rich, because he's both" the buts only came after. love him.

  • @jessiesoul3821
    @jessiesoul3821 6 лет назад +128

    "Jesus, I'm ready!" 😂😅

    • @meeowmeeowmeeow
      @meeowmeeowmeeow 6 лет назад +6

      Jessie Soul Wasn't that the funniest joke of the night? It didn't get the laughter it deserved.

    • @pulkitwadhwa2207
      @pulkitwadhwa2207 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe the funniest Joke ever. Martin short is one of the funniest men ever.

  • @HeadCannonPrime
    @HeadCannonPrime 6 лет назад +10

    literal comic royalty. He tosses out names that he was hanging out with that are all legends.

  • @afafbouardi5905
    @afafbouardi5905 6 лет назад +83

    "Even the worms in his stool have Type II Diabetes!!!" Brilliant. And he's not even in medicine!

  • @jimbokay5696
    @jimbokay5696 6 лет назад +32

    Constantly a favourite and I love that he always displays his Order of Canada(in pin form here). Proud Canadian!!

  • @OmKhadijah
    @OmKhadijah 4 года назад +7

    Audience is not getting Martin Short.. He truly is a comedic genius.

  • @benm5221
    @benm5221 6 лет назад +55

    Martin was on fire tonight. Blast.

  • @LordLOC
    @LordLOC 6 лет назад +14

    "Even the worms in his stool have type-2 diabetes" LOL I spit out my tea after hearing that zinger from Mr. Short. So glad he's still doing comedy these days. We sure need him (and Steve Martin, and any other comic really) in this day and age.
    He's a national treasure. Even though he's Canadian, can we here in the US say he's a national treasure here?? I hope so!

    • @Alpen83
      @Alpen83 5 лет назад +2

      Lord LOC You sure can! I bet he'd be honoured by that. Also, he became a naturalized US citizen years ago. :)

    • @kev7161
      @kev7161 Год назад

      He's so fat . . . he licks his balls with a side of cole slaw. Another M. Short zinger!

  • @equin0xia
    @equin0xia 3 года назад +6

    martin is surely one of the wittiest and multi-talented performers of this, or any era.

  • @jschnei3
    @jschnei3 6 лет назад +8

    I guarantee if I ever met Martin Short at a party I'd be instantly intimidated into silence by how overwhelmingly quick-witted he is

  • @user-jt5ot4hy9q
    @user-jt5ot4hy9q 4 года назад +12

    Short is always effervescent, like an over-bubbling bottle of champagne. He thrives completely in the moment on the cusp of all that's funny. Like Stephen said, "the greatest talk-show guest of all time."

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 6 лет назад +6

    "JESUS I'M READY!" ... the kinda laugh that came out of me when he said that...
    kinda scary...!

  • @shieh.4743
    @shieh.4743 6 лет назад +18

    Martin Short is possibly the funniest man ever. I just love him.

  • @chelmsfordroad50
    @chelmsfordroad50 Год назад +4

    When I was much younger, I thought that Mel Brooks was the greatest, funniest talk show guest (and he was) but for some time now that title has to go to Martin Short who never fails to kill (I mean that in the nicest way) as a talk show guest. And I met him once in Manhattan and he was as nice as can be. He is simply a comic genius.

  • @meeowmeeowmeeow
    @meeowmeeowmeeow 6 лет назад +114

    The audience is a little off tonight. Martin was on fire. That Steve Martin going towards the light joke didn't get the laughter it deserved.

    • @samanthajames8857
      @samanthajames8857 5 лет назад +4

      I agree. But it also seemed Colbert wasn't giving him great support, like Fallon and Conan do. Their chemistry together isn't great. The bit about the greatest talk show guest didn't sound like Colbert believed in it.

    • @danielah3398
      @danielah3398 4 года назад

      "Johnny/Conan was sluggish"

    • @a5dr3
      @a5dr3 3 года назад

      They’re all democrat idiots.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 года назад +3

      @@a5dr3 You're pretty easily triggered aren't you? I thought you people believed in seperating art from the artist?

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover Год назад +1

      Seems like the audience’s brains weren’t moving as fast as the jokes.

  • @Bianca-wu8ko
    @Bianca-wu8ko 2 года назад +11

    Martin Short is so hilarious, there's never a dull moment with him!

  • @Alienadin
    @Alienadin 6 лет назад +146

    Martin Short is insanely funny. Truly wonderful interview.

    • @Hammerton32
      @Hammerton32 6 лет назад

      LOVE LOVE Martin Short!

    • @Hammerton32
      @Hammerton32 6 лет назад +1

      Steve Colbert's respect for Martin's comedy is evident! Plus he wants to laugh out loud.

  • @paaaaavi
    @paaaaavi 6 лет назад +167

    Hilarious! I wanted to hear what Steve martin said, but he never finished that story .

    • @solarnaut
      @solarnaut 6 лет назад +9

      Hilarious, indeed!
      "always leave them wanting more" ;-)
      - Mae West (I think)

    • @Nouratic
      @Nouratic 6 лет назад +3

      I've heard this story 3 times already. I'm sure there are other interviews where he continues the story.

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 6 лет назад +1

      YESS -- awesome advice for any performer: music, dance, comedy etc -- always leave them wanting more - thanks for the (maybe) source!

    • @JohnWestIV
      @JohnWestIV 6 лет назад +8

      Ditto! (shush Colbert, this time I want to hear the guest more!) Gonna have to check out other interviews to see if I can find the rest of the story.

  • @kinngrimm
    @kinngrimm 6 лет назад +18

    Saw him on Real Time a few weeks back. Not only funny with the heart at the right place, but damn intelligent and good arguments.

  • @ncooty
    @ncooty 6 лет назад +8

    Such a charming man, I must say.

  • @SnowmanTwin07
    @SnowmanTwin07 6 лет назад +44

    I will always remember him from "The 3 Amigos" and "A Simple Wish." Great childhood memories. 😄 What a fun and entertaining guest, never a dull moment!

    • @charlief1876
      @charlief1876 6 лет назад

      How did i forget about the 3 amigos!!! Great film

    • @razorsharpsmile
      @razorsharpsmile Год назад

      How could you have missed "Inner Space" and "Three Fugitives"?

  • @marlesimms
    @marlesimms 5 лет назад +5

    Martin Short staggers the line between genius and madness. I love him so much

  • @richardmonaghan1144
    @richardmonaghan1144 5 лет назад +3

    I'm 24 years younger than Martin. But when the cast of SCTV and Saturday night live all from the 70's / early 80's all pass away. My world will be lost. I grew up on comedy and wouldn't look at the world in any other way. The best reality show to ever make would be any of these cast mates especially Martin Short. Love to see any of them any day of my life.

  • @Canuckmom128
    @Canuckmom128 6 лет назад +5

    Oh Marty...our Marty...you make me proud to be a Canuck. So freakin fast and witty, self deprecating, generous and flat-out FUNNY ! So unfair that he lost his wife, Nancy, to cancer after 30+ years of marriage. What a great guy. 👍❤️🇨🇦

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад +8

    Steve Martin & Martin Short together on stage...I can only dream. ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

  • @LLV1915
    @LLV1915 6 лет назад +3

    Martin Short..A living legend

  • @emmamakhno
    @emmamakhno 6 лет назад +2

    Martin short is still sharp as Fck

  • @myrarolston
    @myrarolston 6 лет назад +43

    Rush Limbaugh on all fours 😂😂😂

    • @rb11rb
      @rb11rb 2 года назад

      Hahahaha….he is so quick 😂

  • @HylianTicipated
    @HylianTicipated 6 лет назад +7

    3:11 dat farewell handshake

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 5 лет назад +1

    Betty Crocker Spaniel...LOL!!

  • @jackieroberts1489
    @jackieroberts1489 6 лет назад +16

    I love Canadians . Martin , I should have known . good to see you again .

  • @kG-lj1mp
    @kG-lj1mp 2 года назад +2

    We saw them in Seattle a few years ago and they were brilliant and a total joy !

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 6 лет назад +29

    I'm so excited for their Netflix Special they are doing together!

  • @mackenzie98
    @mackenzie98 6 лет назад +3

    Stephen is right... Martin is the best guest! I get so happy when I see he’s going to be a guest on any show!!

  • @iraklismoschonas5214
    @iraklismoschonas5214 5 лет назад +3

    Comedy legend. My favorite comedian. I see a Martin Short video, I click.

  • @72daystar
    @72daystar 6 лет назад +9

    Comedy legend, Martin Short.

  • @JohnWestIV
    @JohnWestIV 6 лет назад +4

    One of my favorite guests of all time on any show.

  • @Kaervek87
    @Kaervek87 3 года назад +2

    It’s funny seeing an interview like this, and seeing how comedy has changed so much. It’s kind of a good education on comedy science.

  • @gk6732
    @gk6732 6 лет назад +24

    noun+sound effect+object

    • @gpwerner
      @gpwerner 6 лет назад +1

      Short's sentences don't have a lot of words in them.

  • @barbarahering484
    @barbarahering484 Год назад +1

    He's the best ! He's a comedic genius!

  • @biatchp2553
    @biatchp2553 6 лет назад +3

    Love Marty. So Canadian proud 🇨🇦

  • @TalonsOfFire
    @TalonsOfFire 4 месяца назад

    This is one of my favorite segments, the last minute especially is gold

  • @zzzzimmers5046
    @zzzzimmers5046 5 лет назад +2

    "I guess, now that I think about it yeah" 🤣

  • @JonEffinZoidberg
    @JonEffinZoidberg 6 лет назад +7

    More martin Short on Colbert please

  • @TheDistortionVenegas
    @TheDistortionVenegas 6 лет назад +8

    Release the full version please

  • @Meteorite_Shower
    @Meteorite_Shower 6 лет назад +44

    So... how _did_ Steve Martin explain it?

    • @vladtepes97
      @vladtepes97 6 лет назад +2

      you'll have to buy a ticket

  • @ARRESTEDPAIN
    @ARRESTEDPAIN 6 лет назад +12

    He might use a cane from time to time but he's still a million times faster then me!

  • @fizzybitzobacon5747
    @fizzybitzobacon5747 6 лет назад +3

    Wow he's delightful. Get Martin Short back on here!

  • @PercivalHoward
    @PercivalHoward 6 лет назад +22

    This man is hilarious :)

  • @barbarahering484
    @barbarahering484 2 месяца назад

    He was my favorite in comedians in cars getting coffee , he's brilliant !

  • @b-dub6865
    @b-dub6865 Год назад

    I loved Santa Clause 3. You can’t go wrong Alan Arkin & Marty Short!

  • @pulkitwadhwa2207
    @pulkitwadhwa2207 5 лет назад +3

    One of the funniest men ever.

  • @jena6587
    @jena6587 6 лет назад +1

    I liked Santa Clause 3 😂😂

  • @anagasa
    @anagasa 6 лет назад +1

    Proud to be from Toronto thanks to great comedians like him

  • @kasnitch
    @kasnitch 6 лет назад +5

    bring him back for more !

  • @lilme6493
    @lilme6493 6 лет назад +2

    we love you Martin..

  • @NNneuro
    @NNneuro 6 лет назад +2

    Well, that man is a delight.

  • @enyjuan
    @enyjuan 6 лет назад +6

    still funny as ever ol' marty...miss him singing broadway!

  • @geekthegirl6961
    @geekthegirl6961 6 лет назад +1

    Funny how I am so much more willing to forgive Martin Short for his dad jokes than I am my own dad.

  • @HerkimerVBSVacationBibleSchool
    @HerkimerVBSVacationBibleSchool 6 лет назад +1

    I love Martin short dearly

  • @DKM977
    @DKM977 6 лет назад +8

    Martin Short is funnier than Steve Martin. I put him as my 3rd on my all time favorite talk show guest list. Rodney Dangerfield and Don Rickles are at 1 and 2.

  • @theMosen
    @theMosen 6 лет назад +2

    Damn, I need to know how Steve Martin described Martin's dog

  • @KazenoniKakuremi
    @KazenoniKakuremi 6 лет назад +1

    0:51 That laugh, sounds uncanningly like *Paul Schaefer*

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 6 лет назад +18

    Thank you, Martin Short, for granting us the opportunity to forget, however briefly, about Trump's latest scandal.

  • @rebeccaalbright1681
    @rebeccaalbright1681 Год назад

    I absolutely loved him as Jack Frost!

  • @elizabethmann2290
    @elizabethmann2290 6 лет назад +1

    I feel like Stephen is trying so hard to hold it together lol 😂

  • @ge2623
    @ge2623 3 года назад

    "What is Rush Limbaugh doing on all 4's?" AWESOME.

  • @BintAlZahraa91
    @BintAlZahraa91 6 лет назад +1

    This is how he explained it to the audience....

  • @TheDarrionChannel
    @TheDarrionChannel 4 года назад +1

    It broke my heart to know he doesn’t like his work on the Santa Claus 3

  • @ridethespiral1219
    @ridethespiral1219 9 месяцев назад +1

    Martin is incredible. Pure Luck, The Three Amigos....

  • @quester09
    @quester09 6 лет назад +4

    Jiminy Glick has been working out!

    • @CynAnne1
      @CynAnne1 6 лет назад

      comets & blueberries - He didn't want to be mistaken for Mssr. Short's 'chubby puppy' in a suit...
      👍😂👍

  • @divinelyshpongled
    @divinelyshpongled 6 лет назад +1

    wow that was incredibly good. what a great interview

  • @daveg9000
    @daveg9000 5 лет назад

    The crowd is dead...?! He's hysterical...

  • @hojjat5000
    @hojjat5000 6 лет назад +5

    I wanted to know how Steve told it to the audience. Why do you keep interrupting him? [angry face]

  • @osiris_blanche
    @osiris_blanche 6 лет назад +1

    Jiminy Glick!

  • @zeldasmith6154
    @zeldasmith6154 Год назад

    Martin is a jewel.

  • @lauratomczak6797
    @lauratomczak6797 4 года назад +1

    Martin did a serious role in the awesome show Damages. He was really good!

  • @wormbaby666
    @wormbaby666 6 лет назад +1

    Man that guy is funny. :D *Gotta* watch more Martin Short films.

  • @motherofeve416
    @motherofeve416 4 года назад +1

    Marty is my celebrity hall pass 🤤

  • @youmeuswe9723
    @youmeuswe9723 6 лет назад +1

    Love Martin ! 3 AMigos, Inner Space, 3 Fugitives with nick Nolte was so funny.

  • @bronzenrule
    @bronzenrule 6 лет назад +1

    Hope the full interview is uploaded. Would love to hear the anecdote about Steve Martin, if that is, Short ever got around to telling it.

  • @leanneblake4248
    @leanneblake4248 6 лет назад +2

    Martin Short a Great All Round Performer. Not many like that anymore .' Rush Limbaugh on all fours.' Quick Wit.

  • @fizzbin9656
    @fizzbin9656 3 года назад

    Martin Short as Jack Frost was my childhood lmao

  • @danielkatz8591
    @danielkatz8591 6 лет назад +1

    You should read his book. It's really interesting and has a lot of history about the old days at Second City and SNL.

  • @APisceanSlant
    @APisceanSlant 6 лет назад

    That awkward fake handshake attempt @ 3:11 😁

  • @barrellf
    @barrellf 3 года назад

    God Bless this Man......Martin Short you are a LEGEND!

  • @stevenrodriguez3891
    @stevenrodriguez3891 6 лет назад

    Martin Short, Captain Ron is one of my favorite movies! Puerto Rico!!

  • @natev1956
    @natev1956 2 года назад

    I just put Martin Short interviews on auto -play, from Letterman, Leno, Conan etc and just keep them laughs a comin'! 😅 Great way to kill time.

  • @albertperez1
    @albertperez1 3 года назад

    "or have I..?" 💀

  • @Rcity2332
    @Rcity2332 4 года назад

    They really should do a spin off and just have a Jack Frost movie. His character was the best.

  • @lorenaarias1952
    @lorenaarias1952 6 лет назад

    I love Martin Short, my family and I watched “Pure Luck” a million times and laughed so hard every time! Love him?

  • @zarboov88
    @zarboov88 6 лет назад +5

    Colbert’s crowd is the worst crowd in late night! They really need to warm them up better. They leave good jokes hanging dry.

    • @judahross1655
      @judahross1655 5 лет назад

      zarboov88 they listen to Colbert's crap every night. Of course they're idiots

  • @AuntieFa
    @AuntieFa 6 лет назад +3

    Invite Miriam Margolyes. She's the best talk show guest of all time.

    • @Alpen83
      @Alpen83 5 лет назад +1

      Selma FB YESSSSSS! Her stories are something else... lol Love her!

  • @elreydelvideo
    @elreydelvideo 6 лет назад +2

    *We need the full uncut interview, you put the Omarosa uncut and you're not gonna put him?*
    *Btw I wish they make an international tour, specially Peru, Malkovich already came, we need these two they're great*

  • @lynnturman8157
    @lynnturman8157 6 лет назад

    Martin Steve is my favorite comic!

  • @cavejohnson5394
    @cavejohnson5394 4 года назад

    Santa Claus three wasn't that bad lol