I made this last year, but the audio got all screwed up on that version. Fixed the clipping, removed a decent bit of background noise just from the show, corrected the aspect ratio on some of the clips. Also check out this guy's Star Trek Christmas songs: ruclips.net/video/vmrMuwcpKkY/видео.html Definitely hoping he puts one out this year as well.
"Oh my dear Captain. Have you no joy! No cavalier aspect left within you from," he sat back in the corner by the fish and tossed that crystal in the air like a ball, before slyly eying Picard, "the *good old days* of your precious humanity?" Picard tensed his shoulders. Try as he might to be still, one of his hands still clutched to his opposite arm. He knew that devilish look in the eyes of Q. In an instant, he might hear the defining *SNAP.* His next breath could be thick in the Battle Of Hastings, or even something Q might find comical, like the old Australian Emu War. *Dastardly.* That was all Picard could think to himself. Then the imp in Starfleet dress lifted a hand.
Janeway-Paris lizard babies no less. Amazing to think that a whole planet is teaming with life descended from two Starfleet officers stranded in the Delta quadrant.
In total, I got 1 statue of myself on Bajor 2 Kohn-Ma terrorist prisoners 3 Galor-class starships 4 amusement centers 6 Warp 10 lizard babies (at least) 11 copies of the USS Enterprise, NCC-1701-D 12 class 4 industrial replicators 20 engineers 22 cargo bays 27 Cardassian delegates 32 spare warp nacelles (there are 4, 5, 32, or 40 lights) 36 Unimatrices 40 commendations 42 shuttlecraft 42 synthetic beings (6 of Dahj, Data, F-8, Lore, Juliana, Joe, and Peanut Hamper each) With these things Cardassia and Starfleet have given me on the days of Christmas and Conquest, I could easily run Bajor far better than the Provisional Government did. Thank you!
"32 spare warp nacelles (there are either 32 or 40 lights)" Na, there's only Four. Also, no Spore plants? Edit: Oops, now I feel silly. I read your comment before watching the video and didn't realize you were counting the stuff listed in the video.
@@robinhood5627 When I look at this Video at Warp 10, am I going to the whole Video at once, or nothing at all? Or I'm going to turn into a little animal.
OUTSTANDING WORK! As a former video editor, I appreciate the many, many hours it took for you to create this masterpiece!!! Thank you for making this a Star Trek Christmas! 🖖🖖🖖
I can't even conceive of how much work this was. Great job! I burst out laughing every time Seven intones "Nine unimatrices." Thank you for single-handedly saving 2021.
I always thought that a better adaptation would’ve been from the second line of “The First Noel”: “They look-ed up/And saw a star/Shining in the east/Beyond Pon Farr.”
On the first day of Christmas Starfleet gave to me a tribble (enough said) Seriously though, this was great! Thanks for going to all the trouble to edit this. This must have taken ages.
These multi-edit short videos take a lot of time and patience, that's for sure! Good on you for seeing it through to the very end, as some would give up much earlier!👍
Years ago there was Star Wars song to the tune of Coppa Cabana. Went something like this "there was a princess..her name was Laya..." thats all I can remember...can anyone help my memory??? It was really a cute song.
I remember watching this last year episode by episode eagerly awaiting the next day's clips and verse. Truly a song worthy of Star Trek and the Holidays🖖
Still the greatest edit you've ever made, imo. Brought a smile to my face seeing it again. Wish I could relive the excitement and anticipation when you made these last year :) Thank you for all your edits and for brightening up this miserable year. Merry Christmas.
This was great to to watch as it developed through the days last year. Maybe at the end, when the starfield is scrolling by, have the camera pull back and see that we're inside a snowglobe. That would make it extra Christmasy. Does Star Trek have a scene with a snow globe?
I made this last year, but the audio got all screwed up on that version. Fixed the clipping, removed a decent bit of background noise just from the show, corrected the aspect ratio on some of the clips.
Also check out this guy's Star Trek Christmas songs: ruclips.net/video/vmrMuwcpKkY/видео.html
Definitely hoping he puts one out this year as well.
Here's hoping for another excellent Star Trek Christmas song. Maybe Rocket around the Christmas Tree, or Riker, the Red Alert Sayer?
Thanks for the updated re-upload! Now I'm off to upgrade the RAM in my laptop! 😆
@@Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist
- Hark the Red Angel Sings
- Jingle Bell Spock
- Captain Got Run Over By a Shuttlecraft
- And more!
And this one :)
ruclips.net/video/oiSn2JuDQSc/видео.html
Thanks for the reupload.
Picard sounds like someone really gave him three Cardassians as a gift
That just sounds like something Q would do. The perfect followup to introducing Picard to the Borg.
"Oh my dear Captain. Have you no joy! No cavalier aspect left within you from," he sat back in the corner by the fish and tossed that crystal in the air like a ball, before slyly eying Picard, "the *good old days* of your precious humanity?"
Picard tensed his shoulders. Try as he might to be still, one of his hands still clutched to his opposite arm. He knew that devilish look in the eyes of Q. In an instant, he might hear the defining *SNAP.* His next breath could be thick in the Battle Of Hastings, or even something Q might find comical, like the old Australian Emu War.
*Dastardly.* That was all Picard could think to himself. Then the imp in Starfleet dress lifted a hand.
I'd take Dukat, Damar and Garak. Plain, simple Garak.
@@joe9739those 3 together either a recipe for a very entertaining drinking episode or a bloodbath.
@@thomas.parnell7365 a nice Well Hellooo from Damar at least
FIVE LIGHTS had me cracking up by the 11th day. Picard's face. This is brilliant. I particularly like that the 5th day is fully Cardassian.
Me too.
Takes a lot to make me laugh but I had tears rolling down my face
It had me cracking up pretty much from the first time. That and "Warp Ten lizard babies" were the funniest bits in the song.
Every time it gets to “Five lights”, I just keep thinking,
“Poor Picard!” 😫
As Chief O'brien would say, "Bloody Cardies."
Warp 10 lizard babies was a stroke of genius 🤣
Janeway-Paris lizard babies no less.
Amazing to think that a whole planet is teaming with life descended from two Starfleet officers stranded in the Delta quadrant.
They look more like amphibians than reptiles, but I understand that "amphibian" has too many syllables for the song.
@@JanetStarChild Paris has an overactive lizard brain. All his babies are lizard babies.
In total, I got
1 statue of myself on Bajor
2 Kohn-Ma terrorist prisoners
3 Galor-class starships
4 amusement centers
6 Warp 10 lizard babies (at least)
11 copies of the USS Enterprise, NCC-1701-D
12 class 4 industrial replicators
20 engineers
22 cargo bays
27 Cardassian delegates
32 spare warp nacelles
(there are 4, 5, 32, or 40 lights)
36 Unimatrices
40 commendations
42 shuttlecraft
42 synthetic beings (6 of Dahj, Data, F-8, Lore, Juliana, Joe, and Peanut Hamper each)
With these things Cardassia and Starfleet have given me on the days of Christmas and Conquest, I could easily run Bajor far better than the Provisional Government did. Thank you!
I know my Christmas list...
"32 spare warp nacelles (there are either 32 or 40 lights)"
Na, there's only Four.
Also, no Spore plants?
Edit: Oops, now I feel silly. I read your comment before watching the video and didn't realize you were counting the stuff listed in the video.
That wasn't a statue of YOU on Bajor. It's much more heroic and better looking.
No self-sealing stem bolts. Your government is doomed.
Other characters give the "me" and it's not referring to them. I would say that it's a statue of the singer, not Legate Dukat
I'm learning this off by heart for Christmas eve.
But will be shouting "CARDASSIAAAAAAAAAAAA" with such enthusiasm?
@@RyansEdits when are you not?
It really doesn't feel like one year that I saw this... Time flys.
At warp 9
@@robinhood5627 When I look at this Video at Warp 10, am I going to the whole Video at once, or nothing at all? Or I'm going to turn into a little animal.
@@TAINCER_ or all the above?
omg i dieeeeed with the "a single statue of me on bajor"
Warp 10 lizard babies is the GOAT Christmas gift.
Can't wait to see what we get this year!
SUCH a bad episode though. Real low-point.
Uhh lizard babies is the LIZARD Christmas gift
I love Star Trek Christmas mashups
All days:
1st: NCC-1701-D
2nd: Two Engineers
3rd: Three Cardassians
4th: Four Warp nacelles
5th: THERE! ARE! FIVE LIGHTS!
6th: Six Shuttle Crafts
7th: Seven Synthetic Beings
8th: Eight Commendations
9th: Nine Unimatrices
10th: (warp) Ten Lizard Babies
11th: Eleven Cargo Bays
12th: Twelve CFI Replicators
Doing the Lord's work, friend. 👍
@@xaviergrichardson Nothing more or less :) Just what needs to be done.
The warp 10 lizard babies got me 😀
Well done
And at ease.🖖
OUTSTANDING WORK! As a former video editor, I appreciate the many, many hours it took for you to create this masterpiece!!! Thank you for making this a Star Trek Christmas! 🖖🖖🖖
the way he says 'a single statue of me on bajor' made me CACKLE ryan u have no idea
This is, without question, the best thing to come out of 2021.
I can't even conceive of how much work this was. Great job! I burst out laughing every time Seven intones "Nine unimatrices." Thank you for single-handedly saving 2021.
One really has to admire the effort that has been put into this. Bravo, Ryan!
Really cool are the variations :)
The Cardassian conquest one utterly flattened me 🤣
This just goes to show that just because someone has too much time on their hands, it doesn't mean they won't put it to good use.
This is both utterly hilarious and seriously painful all at the same time. Well done!
Merry Christmas 🌟
It's that time of year. Gotta see this video.
Aw shit, here we go again.
I always thought that a better adaptation would’ve been from the second line of “The First Noel”: “They look-ed up/And saw a star/Shining in the east/Beyond Pon Farr.”
A single statue of me on Bajor 😂
On the first day of Christmas Starfleet gave to me a tribble (enough said)
Seriously though, this was great! Thanks for going to all the trouble to edit this. This must have taken ages.
Somewhat normalcy punctuated by the screaming of FIVE LIGHTS
These multi-edit short videos take a lot of time and patience, that's for sure! Good on you for seeing it through to the very end, as some would give up much earlier!👍
voice splicing like this is becoming a lost art with text to speech Daniel becoming more and more used
This is great. Almost as much fun as explaining to the less well Trek-versed why it's funny...
Still brilliant 1 year on. "Warp 10 lizard babies"... has me in stitches every time!!
Pretty sure Voyager got *more* than six shuttle craft every Christmas 😁
And every shuttle must have had a cargo of extra photon torpedoes for Voyager.
Years ago there was Star Wars song to the tune of Coppa Cabana. Went something like this "there was a princess..her name was Laya..." thats all I can remember...can anyone help my memory??? It was really a cute song.
No self sealing stem bolts?
Maybe I can return some of this to the replimat if there's a pad with a gift receipt.
This deserves some kind of award. Actually, this deserves several kinds of awards!!!
How about eight commendations?
@@OrangeDog20 Beat me to it!!
@@OrangeDog20 😄
Hurray for warp 10 lizard babies.
If you turn on the subtitles, it says 3 Kardashians
Still love this
The "Wounded" will now never be the same for me when i watch the episode
WARP 10 LIZARD BABIES!
LOL
It isn't the 12 Days of Christmas without 12,000 Tribbles!
This is so brilliant. I cracked up every time at the 5th day. The skippy music in the background of that intensity. So great.
NEVER stop making those EVER EVER PLEASE
Did you perhaps save the receipt on the WARP 10 babies?
idk why but something about Scotty saying "NCC-1701-D" the way he does here is really funny
Thank you for this vid :D
This will be listened to every Christmas
I remember watching this last year episode by episode eagerly awaiting the next day's clips and verse. Truly a song worthy of Star Trek and the Holidays🖖
That was beautiful......no more five union rings for Christmas 🎄.
i am glad this is back this year
Still the greatest edit you've ever made, imo. Brought a smile to my face seeing it again. Wish I could relive the excitement and anticipation when you made these last year :) Thank you for all your edits and for brightening up this miserable year. Merry Christmas.
'There.....are.....FIVE lights!''
I love that 😀
Oh look, I found my Christmas spirit. Just like that.
I know what will get played at least once this Christmas 😂
I have been a trekie since 1967 and I absolutely love this!
I rember this from last year!
Awesome!
A new Christmas classic! Please show this one every year during the Christmas season!
This was great to to watch as it developed through the days last year.
Maybe at the end, when the starfield is scrolling by, have the camera pull back and see that we're inside a snowglobe.
That would make it extra Christmasy.
Does Star Trek have a scene with a snow globe?
Beautiful.
This just became ny email holiday card. Thanks!
That demented *SIX!!* with the double thumbs-up just gets me 😀
Feeling groggy after my Covid booster jab… but watching this put a BIG smile on my face :)
Wow Ryan, it been an entire year. Time flies since you first launched this masterpiece. Thanks for all you do and merry Christmas to all🎈🎁🎄💥🎉
This is amazing! I don't even want to think about how much time and work this must have taken. Thanks for sharing this with us!
The five lights is really the creepiest part of this song, as it was from one of the creepiest episodes!
I loved this last year, I love it this year, and I look forward to the HD remake next year.
You just about made me piss myself 🤣🤣🤣
THERE ARE... 6 LIGHTS!!!
Thank. You. Sir.
I love this...thank you.
Merry Christmas, y’all!
Great job! Thanks
And a Merry First Contact to all, and to all a safe away mission.
Starfleet may not pay their officers but they sure give a large Christmas bonus.
Bravo! Simply Bravo!
Where's Lal?
Warp 10 lizard babies.... I just about died laughing.
Haha. Amazing. Other than the Discovery/Picard scenes.
My thoughts exactly. He ruined it by giving it STDs.
Merry Christmas & live long and prosper 🎄🖖
Amazingly well done, what a great start to the festive season!
Took a LOT of effort... Appreciated!
Wow. That was really impressive
This is fantastic
Amazing
The fifth day of conquest killed me 🤣
My Christmas isn't complete until Picard is tortured into madness.
The Disco stuff kept making me want to be watching anything else, so, regrettably, I am.
Superb
Perfect
Brilliant
Merry Christmas everyone!
There are five lights!
Seriously awesome amount of work you've accomplished here , and just for us , THANK YOU !!
Why do the 8 accommodations look like gym badges?
It's at times like this that I wish youtube would let you upvote more than once!
In the new youtube, upvoting is mandatory
Cracking up here right now....
The sentence-mixing has improved from the previous version, at least to my ears. Well done!
Thus is beautiful and entertaining. Thank you.
Remember the Christmas when Picard was tortured by Cardassians?
awesome!
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
This is your magnum opus and one of the greatest trek videos to have ever been created