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    Nicolas Cage fighting Chuck E Cheese animatronics? Come on! That has to be good, right? Well are you a Five Nights at Freddy's fan? It doesn't matter. Nostalgia Critic takes a look at the Willy's Wonderland.
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    Willy's Wonderland is a 2021 American action comedy horror film directed by Kevin Lewis from a screenplay by G. O. Parsons. The film stars Nicolas Cage, who also served as producer, along with Emily Tosta, Ric Reitz, Chris Warner, Kai Kadlec, Christian Del Grosso, Caylee Cowan, Terayle Hill, Jonathan Mercedes, David Sheftell and Beth Grant. It follows a quiet drifter who is tricked into cleaning up an abandoned family entertainment center haunted by eight murderous animatronic characters.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  2 года назад +229

    List all the reasons Cage is the best here
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    • @HawaiianKong
      @HawaiianKong 2 года назад +2

      FIRST HERE TOO

    • @jerricablackcat4303
      @jerricablackcat4303 2 года назад +2

      Can you review some more G.I. Joe stuff?

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 2 года назад +4

      He’s just awesome. Nuff said

    • @TheJackish90
      @TheJackish90 2 года назад +7

      Reason number 1: he's NICHOLAS FUCKIN CAGE!!!

    • @dragondaveltd1992
      @dragondaveltd1992 2 года назад +2

      Are you reviewing Scream (1996) for this year's NostalgiaWeen?

  • @bZman
    @bZman 2 года назад +2361

    The comic timing of him taking a break every time the alarm goes off despite whatever is going on is hilarious, and seeing nic cage have NO EMOTION is so meta hilarious I can’t avoid loving this movie. Plus his simple dedication to getting the job done despite everything that happens like it is just no big deal is comic genius.

    • @LazarheaD
      @LazarheaD 2 года назад +118

      He's literally playing a video game character! Gotta have that core game loop!

    • @bZman
      @bZman 2 года назад +66

      @@LazarheaD ikr, its so refreshing to see a character that is so driven to one goal, the whole film knows what it is and focuses on it entirely

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 2 года назад +67

      Only Cage could play a Lawful Neutral character who's somehow also a Rogue.

    • @shadowhound5113
      @shadowhound5113 2 года назад +42

      This movie is so dumb I love it. My favorite part is when he takes a break and the robot is like what?

    • @bZman
      @bZman 2 года назад +25

      @@shadowhound5113 SO FUNNY! He gives no fucks the whole movie

  • @jackofdragons3896
    @jackofdragons3896 2 года назад +803

    I love that he takes the "take breaks" advice so seriously that he will not infringe upon it. No matter what, he will have his break, and he will drink excessive amounts of Punch while doing so. And the animatronics KNOW not to disturb this mans breaks. He will have his time off, and then they will go back to trying to kill him.

    • @jadenbryant9283
      @jadenbryant9283 2 года назад +47

      Kinda feels like a a side quest you would see in a video game

    • @rhyperiorhunter7339
      @rhyperiorhunter7339 2 года назад +35

      That kinda frames that whole thing like one big game, with the animatronics and janitor both following the same rules

    • @HappyAspid
      @HappyAspid 2 года назад +15

      This is embodiment of lawfull neutral person from D&D.

    • @joshholland8564
      @joshholland8564 2 года назад +19

      They may be murderous animatronics but they have standards they’ll give you your break

    • @BadassHater1
      @BadassHater1 2 года назад +13

      I've never thought about that - animatronics here attack him at any possible point EXCEPT for those breaks.
      Like they are just acting in a "Oh he's off to chill for 10 minutes. So how's your day has been going so far Frank?" way. Which makes it even funnier.

  • @austinmorrison6953
    @austinmorrison6953 2 года назад +614

    There’s a popular theory that Cage is actually a kid who got away from one of Wily’s massacres and came back specifically to get his revenge. I can totally believe it.

    • @RoyalSorceress
      @RoyalSorceress 2 года назад +85

      I saw a theory that he's Gregory from FNAF Security Break grown up and now he roams the country hunting evil animatronics.

    • @notsyzagts7967
      @notsyzagts7967 2 года назад +41

      ​@@RoyalSorceress Or the fact that he simply wanted to stop a singular menace in his hometown. Not much to it really.

    • @admiralv3538
      @admiralv3538 2 года назад +39

      He was also former military according to script leaks and in the beginning where u see the dog tags

    • @taylatay4100
      @taylatay4100 2 года назад +47

      This is a theory? I thought this was literally spelled out in the movie. Man drinks sugary drinks (he did as a child), he plays the pinball machine (that's he's fondling like he's super familiar with) and he seems super hateful directly towards willy when he first seems him

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 2 года назад +14

      Thats part of my hypothesis. My own includes him being lizs biological father, her mom and step father went missing and he left his home looking for them just because he needed to know they were ok. When he stoped by willies and saw liz without her mother he knew exactly what happened.

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune 2 года назад +690

    I always interpreted it as everyone was always TOO SCARED to just try fighting back.
    But the Janitor, a special forces veteran (his dog tags are shown in his introduction), isn't scared.
    He's seen shit way scarier than this. He's just annoyed. So he just squares up and wrecks their shit.
    Just because it's a serial killer possessing an animatronic doesn't mean it's actually a capable fighter.
    It's relying on you panicking in fear and horror instead of resisting and giving it an easy kill.
    If you keep your head and just fight back, you could turn the tables pretty easily.

    • @notsyzagts7967
      @notsyzagts7967 2 года назад +47

      Movies like this are why the "ex-military=super tough guy" trope continues to persist.

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune 2 года назад +93

      @@notsyzagts7967
      The fact that a lot of ex-military people actually ARE super tough people... especially military people who are Special Forces, and who've seen COMBAT... is the reason this trope continues to persist.
      Nothing like training a person to be a cool-headed killing machine to produce a badass. This movie is like a case of 'Reality Ensues' for FNAF.
      These cowards have only ever killed panicking people who've never been afraid for their lives before and helpless children, neither with the skills to defend themselves effectively.
      The Janitor is a man who's not only been afraid for his life before, but specially trained to keep a cool head in that situation and have the skills to kill an enemy any number of ways.
      This is the realistic outcome of John Wayne Gacy vs Navy Seal.

    • @zacharymartin5986
      @zacharymartin5986 2 года назад

      I completely agree; look at Uvalde. The police were all too scared, and it took the border patrol to stop that psycho.

    • @TexZenMaster
      @TexZenMaster 2 года назад +21

      @@notsyzagts7967 If it reflects real life, it isn't a trope; it's reality.

    • @XFGHL78E
      @XFGHL78E 2 года назад +13

      Tbh aside from that Notsy person keep banging on about how they seems to have issue with ex-military in films, if anything I am more bothered by the fact the police in that county/town/whatever doesn't seem to do jack.
      That old women has a shotgun for most of her film time, and you think all she need to do is pull the trigger.
      But no, she buys into the haunted not-Freddy crap and want people to die, what kind of cop is this?

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +969

    I love when directors let Nicolas Cage go full Nicolas Cage brings a tear to my eye

    • @Callyn9x
      @Callyn9x 2 года назад +26

      Helps that one of the Producers WAS Nicolas Cage, soooo

    • @J4hk2
      @J4hk2 2 года назад +30

      I read that as "I love when director nicolas cage lets nicolas cage go full nicolas cage".

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 2 года назад +4

      By the way, Nicolas Cage in the movie called PIG freaking sucks & it's boring!

    • @GRA2itous
      @GRA2itous 2 года назад +7

      @@erainmartinez8175 Wrong.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 2 года назад +1

      @@GRA2itous Don't care

  • @krysala
    @krysala 2 года назад +429

    The best part about this movie is how far it goes into "show, don't tell" storytelling. The backstory is told in small chunks throughout the movie even with the flashbacks serving to explain the more stranger parts, but never overstays it's welcome.
    Nic Cage's character however becomes believable as not only a badass, but a very competent janitor in a 'blink and you miss it moment' where a pair of dogtags are hanging off the rear view of his Camaro. With that one bit of info, suddenly Nic Cage's character is possibly some sort of Spec OPs pipe swinging badass and cleaning an entire restaurant in one night is probably easier than the time he had to clean the whole barracks in an afternoon back in Basic.

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx Год назад +12

      Cleaning blood and oil while your life is under threat is just second nature for your former SCP Veteran.

    • @irishdc9523
      @irishdc9523 Год назад +6

      I remember seeing some fan theory that he's a genetically engineered soldier and the Punch is his super soldier serum, which is why it exists only in the movie

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx Год назад +2

      @@irishdc9523 That would fit the batshit insanity this movie is.

  • @ZillaTheTegu
    @ZillaTheTegu 2 года назад +485

    I love this movie. I almost got the impression that the main character is from an entirely different movie, and he knows this. Like all the teens act like they are supposed to in your standard horror film, but Cage acts like he is in a tough guy action movie. He really doesnt give a F about whats going on in the movie, hes just doing his own thing. Its kind of like when you have a dream, but realize that your dreaming, and your just fucking with the dream world.

    • @snickey3483
      @snickey3483 2 года назад +27

      Man this is a beyond accurate representation of the vibes he gives off in this movie. Has Insane powers and plot armor while also being completely silent as many are during that kind of dream cause you end up being aware that your essentially alone.

    • @glennjosechristman4612
      @glennjosechristman4612 2 года назад +11

      This movie might exists out of love for 80s 'musclebound hero' action and horror movies. Think about Rambo, Jackie Chan, Ash, and/or Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Michael Myers, Freddy, Jason, Leatherface and/or Deadites.

    • @stevenpina1983
      @stevenpina1983 2 года назад +7

      Lucid dreaming. Where you start controlling your dream.

    • @BearWith_You
      @BearWith_You Год назад +1

      My favorite theory is the main character is supposed to be from a video game. He is silent like in many video games, the Punch is either a power up or simply a way to restore health, and him continuing to clean is because its simply his quest and he's trying to get it done, with taking breaks being optional objectives to complete in order to get more XP, money or items

    • @KaguroDraven
      @KaguroDraven 9 месяцев назад +1

      Main villain of an entirely different movie
      Prove me wrong

  • @invadermarkb
    @invadermarkb 2 года назад +241

    The fact Nic Cage doesn't say anything in this movie is what makes it so great, his facial expressions alone show EXACTLY what he's thinking/going to say.

  • @herusolares5320
    @herusolares5320 2 года назад +480

    The thing with cage's weird mannerisms actually works in this story.
    The animatronics are empowered by a demonic pact, right? And Cage is stuck in a similar contract as an employee.
    This way, Cage is given the power to fight these creatures, but only while abiding his employee contract. This includes the mandatory cleaning and ill-timed breaks.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 года назад +25

      this film, is about capitalism confirmedtapilism!

    • @mw9688
      @mw9688 2 года назад +15

      @@ddjsoyenby it’s about some tired dude doing a job… and stopping for the repetitive meaningless breaks in life we call free time.

    • @darksev.6468
      @darksev.6468 2 года назад +21

      @@mw9688 Free time isn't meaningless at all. It's very important to just wind down. Recreation and rest are very, very important to all animals, humans included.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 2 года назад +2

      @@darksev.6468 Maybe, but some people don't get meaningful breaks on their free time. Some people have cycles of wake up, eat, work, sleep and repeat. Only having 2 free days or less off and not having enough time to do what they want because they have another job or chores or important appointments that need to be kept which makes their free time seem meaningless. Is it important to take breaks from work? Absolutely, but some people don't get that need filled.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 2 года назад +6

      @@DracoMagnius "Work, home, phone, sleep. Work, home, phone, sleep." -Retsuko

  • @terrorsaur599
    @terrorsaur599 2 года назад +104

    5:39
    “What the hell I am looking in the fridge for?”
    That is a legitimately hilarious line.

  • @jish55
    @jish55 2 года назад +488

    I really want this character to get his own film series where each one has him dealing with a horror trope while getting random jobs.

    • @kamikelly3908
      @kamikelly3908 2 года назад +48

      So supernatural but with nick cage?

    • @BlusterTheBenevolent
      @BlusterTheBenevolent 2 года назад +1

      @@williammorahan4907 Nic Cage has to clean some campsites in the woods and get rid of some litter. He also happens to know martial arts and beats the snot out of some mentally unstable middle-aged dudes with knives.

    • @dredgenwar2375
      @dredgenwar2375 2 года назад +6

      That sounds awesome.

    • @TrivatorGaming
      @TrivatorGaming 2 года назад +60

      I think that was the original idea because there was a cut ending where Cage has a check list of haunted places he went and he crosses off Willy's Wonderland

    • @jish55
      @jish55 2 года назад +39

      @@williammorahan4907 Next one could be Nick Cage having to repair a house over the course of a week and each day has him fighting a different old school monster.

  • @bowmaj8666
    @bowmaj8666 2 года назад +214

    "I think this is less the fear of Chucky Cheese and more the revenge of the people who worked there!"
    I think that sums up this movie, and Five Nights at Freddy's perfectly!

    • @DarkEclipse23
      @DarkEclipse23 Год назад +13

      Kinda. Except the animatronics are out for revenge solely for the nightshift security guy. In this movie they were basically possessed by serial killers who killed just about anyone, adults and children.

  • @ZekeStaright
    @ZekeStaright 2 года назад +228

    I love how if they'd just let Nick do his thing, everyone human would've been fine.
    The look of, "Aw shit, now I gotta clean this up too..." after every kill is great.

    • @nathanjereb9944
      @nathanjereb9944 2 года назад +17

      Nick: *beats up animatronic*
      Nick, now looking at the mess he made: "Man! I JUST cleaned that 5 secounds ago!"

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 2 года назад +118

    I honestly really love the scenes where he takes a break and just goes and plays pinball. That one scene where he just hands the girl the knife and walks off is...Nicolas Cage. In every possible way, and i love it.

  • @masonmancoffey1722
    @masonmancoffey1722 2 года назад +357

    Watching Nicolas Cage beat the ever loving crap out of those robots feels like therapy

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 2 года назад +1

      That's how I feel watching said robots kill off disgusting teenagers. Only low point of the movie is Liv doesn't die as well.

    • @PepsiMann2009
      @PepsiMann2009 2 года назад +1

      Brutal murder whether human or terminator-furry is therapeutic

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 года назад

      Nicolas Cage killing furries oh this is probably why I got a lot of hate from that community 😆

    • @masonmancoffey1722
      @masonmancoffey1722 2 года назад

      @@mikecampos1193 likewise

    • @masonmancoffey1722
      @masonmancoffey1722 2 года назад

      @@PikaLink91 agreed i get fed up with those people

  • @FatherTime89
    @FatherTime89 2 года назад +42

    One of my favorite jokes in the film was when Cage was fighting those two animatronics while handcuffed, the song that comes on when he turns on the music is Head Shoulders Knees and Toes. It's not just funny because it's a children's song played over a fight, but also because Cage has to fight them with only his head shoulders knees and toes.

  • @imsomewhatcertain1024
    @imsomewhatcertain1024 2 года назад +530

    Let’s give a round of applause to the cameraman, who recorded this unfortunate series of events without getting killed himself.

  • @MrDj232
    @MrDj232 2 года назад +62

    I hate the side characters, but Cage ignoring the horror movie cliches while they die is hilarious. I love this movie.

  • @anthonyalfaro9420
    @anthonyalfaro9420 2 года назад +444

    Nic Cage beating up the animatronics just makes me smile.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 2 года назад +5

      💯💯💯💯

    • @Ihartwalrusguy
      @Ihartwalrusguy 2 года назад +8

      That’s what should have happened in the Banana Splits movie.

    • @Pridetoons
      @Pridetoons 2 года назад +3

      It makes me laugh.

    • @YakkoWarnerTower
      @YakkoWarnerTower 2 года назад +1

      Why did this comment instantly make resemble about Chuck E Cheese, thaf crappy Banana Splits reboot or Five Fights at Freddy's lol.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 2 года назад +2

      @@Pridetoons Yeah, it’s just hilarious

  • @Cursedzeba
    @Cursedzeba 2 года назад +62

    I love how cage agreed to this on the condition that he had no lines. And it just makes it better honestly with him just silently wrecking these things

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 Год назад +18

      Fun Fact: Originally, the director was going to have The Janitor say just one line towards the end of the movie, for dramatic effect, but Nick wanted to commit to the silent aspect of the character by keeping him completely mute

    • @DefyantFoxV2
      @DefyantFoxV2 Год назад +7

      @@deuceydee3506 "Buckle up" would have been good

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +290

    Honestly more directors need to have Nicolas Cage go full Nicolas Cage it's the best thing ever!

  • @WillcraftAnimations
    @WillcraftAnimations 2 года назад +76

    I showed this movie to my brother and he was upset that it wasn't just 90 minutes of Cage cleaning. That was his favorite part.
    Also, apparently the script was written before FNAF was even a thing, and I have no problem believing that. Chances are it just kept getting rejected by studios and then when FNAF became big they were suddenly like "Hey, this is popular now, didn't we have some dork with a script somewhat like it?" From what I've gleaned, that's a rather common practice in the business. The ideas may predate trends, but the funding for them doesn't. We all know how scared studios are of taking risks and breaking new ground.
    I don't have much else to add. I really enjoy this movie since it does indeed deliver what it promises and I adore Nicolas Cage, but I do also find that the stuff around it should have leaned more into satire, because as is it just plays it too straight and comes out so bland. So I essentially agree with the review with little to no exceptions.
    I will add a fun fact though: That thing with the tongue is supposed to be a chameleon, and the only reason it's in the movie is that Nicolas Cage demanded they add a lizard to the cast for the simple reason that he likes reptiles.

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 2 года назад +1

      Apparently the director never even heard of FNAF until after the trailer came out and everyone starting making the comparison and asking if the film was a parody of it.

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 Год назад +8

      "Add a chameleon"
      "Uhh. cage, we already have all the animatronics set up"
      "Make, one, a lizard"
      "Oh... okay Mr Cage"

    • @CrueLxMelodY
      @CrueLxMelodY 10 месяцев назад +3

      I've been listening to my father rant about wanting a chucky cheese horror movie my entire life. I'm 32. I fully believe this could have been thought of before FNAF

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +401

    Honestly for as goofy as this film is it kind of makes me enjoy it even more, sure its silly but honestly when a production gives us more of a sillier enjoyable Nicolas Cage film it honestly kind of makes it stand out even more. Now by no means i'm i calling Ghost Rider or the Wicker Man a good film but just watching Nicolas Cage be Nicolas freaking Cage is everything you want it to be and more in my opinion.

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 2 года назад +5

      Ghost Rider is FUCKING AWESOME In my opinion it's ONE OF THE BEST Pre MCU films But Spirit of Vengenence FUCKING SUCKS

    • @N-GinAndTonicTM
      @N-GinAndTonicTM 2 года назад +4

      I think Hollywood is willing to let Cage do whatever he wants now, because of his reputation of having zero filter when it comes to insanity.
      He's a fucking blast, even when he's been restrained by the script and director.

    • @eelmimbo
      @eelmimbo 2 года назад

      mf commented 5 times

    • @musingartisan
      @musingartisan 2 года назад +3

      @@N-GinAndTonicTM Color Out of Space is one of the best "Cage being Cage" movies out there. Because his character actually goes insane through the course of the movie, and you can tell the scenes where the director says to him "Give me full Cage!". He was a perfect choice in that movie.

  • @joliealbury6936
    @joliealbury6936 2 года назад +111

    Nic Cage in this movie is the definition of "I'm not stuck in here with you, _you're_ stuck in here with _me."_

    • @piercelindenberg6842
      @piercelindenberg6842 Год назад +6

      That’s literally a line in the movie.

    • @Rgoid
      @Rgoid Год назад

      @@piercelindenberg6842A shout out to Watchmen.

  • @johnnysparkle
    @johnnysparkle 2 года назад +56

    Throw It In: The famous bit of The Janitor busting out some sick moves while playing pinball near the climax was the result of Nicolas Cage improvising on-set.

  • @BP-dn9nv
    @BP-dn9nv 2 года назад +180

    I'd love to see a sequel that focuses on Nic Cage's character just being himself and fighting other evil things that happen to stumble into his path. Also, we better get a first reaction to this one. It's a film that's as entertaining watching people watch as it is watching it yourself.

    • @DefyantFoxV2
      @DefyantFoxV2 Год назад +5

      ...willys sister location

    • @asthmaticbee
      @asthmaticbee Год назад +4

      Just give The Janitor random horror tropes to fight. Zombies, Vampires, Werewolves, Sleepaway Camp. Anything works.

    • @supersinger9000
      @supersinger9000 10 месяцев назад

      Just have him wander through more setpieces from indie horror games. Have him go to Joey Drew Studios next and have him beat the shit out of some ink creatures.

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 2 года назад +295

    Wish there were more movies out there that had a concept like this.
    The idea of some sort of kid-friendly place hiding some sort of malicious force is interesting, and as far as I know, there's only like 3 movies I can think of that utilizes this concept.
    Those movies being:
    1. The Banana Split Gang movie
    2. The Hug on Hulu
    3. Willy Wonderland's

    • @cool23819
      @cool23819 2 года назад +56

      Fnaf.
      The term you're looking for is fnaf

    • @epictoe7179
      @epictoe7179 2 года назад +13

      @@cool23819 that’s a video game

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 2 года назад +6

      I mean, there is Escape From Tommorow, but that movie is garbage.

    • @300bottles2
      @300bottles2 2 года назад +12

      @@epictoe7179 the movie is still happening though

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 2 года назад +24

      They are doing a FNAF movie, Blumhouse recently shared that Jim Henson’s creature shop are building the animatronics for it

  • @powerrangernerd8122
    @powerrangernerd8122 Год назад +33

    "What the he'll did I look in the fridge for?!"
    The line makes me crack up and it gets funnier the more I see it.

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +145

    I think the only thing more pure would be if you had Boomhauer narrate over Nicolas Cage's daily life as a Ice Cream Truck man

    • @greenmrkitty1
      @greenmrkitty1 2 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @micharosa6201
      @micharosa6201 2 года назад +1

      If somehow this will get a sequel Mike Judge should start as a one of suporting character with Boomhauer voice mannersim

  • @PrinsaVossum
    @PrinsaVossum 2 года назад +132

    I've never seen this movie, but I LOVE the idea of someone in a horror movie actually fighting back.

    • @JunKazamaFan
      @JunKazamaFan 2 года назад +36

      That's a big part of what makes this movie so unique to me. Eight animatronics dead-set on killing him and he just is not having it.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 2 года назад +21

      This is very much a reverse horror movie, the slasher is the victim in this one. Its like if jeepers creepers had a similar begining but instead of a collage brother and sister the creeper instead ran off the road dante from devil may cry and beyanetta.

    • @cnkclark
      @cnkclark 10 месяцев назад +1

      What if the Creeper ran John Wick off the road.

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +124

    Honestly giving Nicolas Cage to all of our lives is probably the greatest thing that has happened to society in general period.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 года назад +3

      it proves humanity is worth saving.

  • @missmarie_8790
    @missmarie_8790 Год назад +12

    I love the running gag of Cage taking his breaks, and being so serious about them lol

    • @AdamQWright
      @AdamQWright Год назад +1

      It's such an epic man film. I felt like a giddy 20 year old the whole time. Couldn't wipe the shit eating grin off my face.

    • @missmarie_8790
      @missmarie_8790 Год назад +1

      @@AdamQWright it’s a really fun movie! Made me remember why Nick Cage is really a treasure to us all

    • @AdamQWright
      @AdamQWright Год назад

      @@missmarie_8790 have you seen Running with the Devil? Another great Cage film.

  • @elcanaldealejandrofficial
    @elcanaldealejandrofficial 2 года назад +265

    I love this film. Even if it’s a B flick it’s alright.

    • @zacharybartolo5111
      @zacharybartolo5111 2 года назад +14

      It's one of the better B Flicks in my opinion.

    • @magoshighlands4074
      @magoshighlands4074 2 года назад +13

      It's the Most B Flick of B Flicks, and it's very aware of this, which is what makes it so great

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 2 года назад +6

      I'll take a B movie over artsy fartsy movies that want to push a message any day.

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 2 года назад

      @@magoshighlands4074 that's what I think made the Brendan Fraser Mummy movie so popular.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 2 года назад +2

      I liked The Banana Splits almost better than this movie because Nicolas Cage is a f##king mute in this movie

  • @BrandontheBeldam2993
    @BrandontheBeldam2993 2 года назад +16

    Can anyone else picture Cage doing an 'in character' inner monologue commentary track for this film? His character won't speak, but he narrates his character thoughts to the situation in his own cage like way?

  • @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115
    @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115 2 года назад +104

    "They should have gone under the Disney umbrella. They sue the kids if they hurt themselves!" 😂🤣
    I know that this is a joke but knowing about all of the messed-up things that Disney has done over the years, it is also the most believable. 😁😁

    • @NTWoo95
      @NTWoo95 2 года назад +10

      I think I remember reading that Disney wouldn’t allow the gravestone of a child to feature a Spider-Man engraving

    • @helixsol7171
      @helixsol7171 2 года назад +1

      @@NTWoo95
      Yep

  • @Nator316
    @Nator316 Год назад +18

    The script was written 10 years before even FNAF was created it was based on Go Parsons experience at Chuckie Cheese and how Creepy those Animatronics were. Also Nick Cage was in the project only because a friend of Parsons told him he had a friend who could play the part of The Janitor. Parsons was thinking of playing that part himself.

  • @crimsonvoid1595
    @crimsonvoid1595 2 года назад +128

    The Irony is that Nicholas Cage’s Character is ex military. Which is why he’s so good at fighting the Animatronics.

    • @notsyzagts7967
      @notsyzagts7967 2 года назад +6

      Not to mention that's also a very tired trope in Hollywood movies. An ex-military person is always a super cool fighter because reasons.

    • @helixsol7171
      @helixsol7171 2 года назад +3

      @@notsyzagts7967
      I mean depending on their age and what they did in the military, they very well could be irl

    • @crimsonvoid1595
      @crimsonvoid1595 Год назад

      @Shadow Fireclaws Lol. That to me would have been a good tagline for the movie.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Год назад

      @@notsyzagts7967 thats not a trope in this case its a plausible and realistic outcome. Especially if the janitor was training to face them like i hypothisis he was.

    • @taurisshingler2868
      @taurisshingler2868 Год назад +1

      That's not irony

  • @TheMysticArcana
    @TheMysticArcana Год назад +68

    Honestly this movie is a masterpiece and I will not ever believe otherwise.

    • @graf666orlok
      @graf666orlok Год назад +6

      right the f*** on! I would watch Cage cut his grass if it meant he got crazy on space cocaine, energy drinks or eldritch god juju. This movie was everything 5 nights at Freddie's wanted to be but couldn't because they didn't check in with Nick Cage. Cant wait to see his Dracula! I realize that this could be construed as sarcastic, but I genuinely mean it. I love Nick cage.

    • @AdamQWright
      @AdamQWright Год назад

      ​​@@graf666orlokThis comment deserves to be on its own. 😂

    • @cnkclark
      @cnkclark 10 месяцев назад

      You are correct, sir.

  • @renji90998
    @renji90998 2 года назад +113

    Here’s a review idea: Astro Boy. Nicolas Cage himself actually voices the father of the MC. If you saw the original anime you’d understand why they picked Cage, but sadly the character is a bit toned down to a reasonable character

    • @hobbes4011
      @hobbes4011 2 года назад +4

      it might be my own nostalgia talking here (grew up with the dub from the 80's) but the CG Astroboy movie is underrated.

    • @renji90998
      @renji90998 2 года назад +5

      @@hobbes4011 for me it was the early 2000s reboot series. Was weird that they didn’t make the movie version of the father the villain as he always is. In the dub version of the series he was all: “Robots will rule the world”! When I found out that Cage was voicing Tenma I thought: yeah I could see it. Before finding out that they changed the character a bit

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 2 года назад

      @@renji90998 Wait, Astroboy's dad is basically Robotnik? Or Dr Wiley?

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 2 года назад +2

      @@TheGuardDuck Think Gerald Robotnik. Except instead of trying to blow up the planet, he made an android copy of Maria.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 2 года назад

      @@NEETKitten lol.

  • @ragabashmoon1551
    @ragabashmoon1551 Год назад +26

    As much as Nicolas Cage has become a meme with his willingness to do any movie just for a paycheck, I think this is probably his best movie ever. As you said, the way he can not say a word despite his reputation of being over the top and yelling and yet... just be so badass and interesting... can you think of any actor that could have done this role better? No, no I am sure you cannot.

    • @AdamQWright
      @AdamQWright Год назад +1

      I don't know that any other actor could pull this off. This movie made my night.

  • @wolfpack_104
    @wolfpack_104 2 года назад +30

    An interesting theory I've heard is that Nick Cage's character may have deliberately gone to that town to destroy the animatronics. His character seemed way too composed and efficient to not have encountered something like this before.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 2 года назад +7

      There’s dog tags hanging from his rear view mirror, he’s likely a war veteran that’s seen a lot of weird ass shit and just doesn’t care anymore

    • @zacharybartolo5111
      @zacharybartolo5111 2 года назад +4

      That's the best part of this movie, we got no freakin' clue who this guy is! SO many people want to know who he is, where he came from and what his deal is and if we're lucky we will never get an actual answer! My personal theory is that he's the Devil come to claim their souls.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 2 года назад +1

      @@zacharybartolo5111 would explain why he values the contract and seems apathetic towards most people

    • @Mike_Dubo
      @Mike_Dubo 2 года назад +1

      So he's the Michael Afton of this story?

    • @Shinobin333
      @Shinobin333 2 года назад

      Considering this was probably adapted from one of the rejected FNAF movie scripts I wouldn't be suprised if this was the intent

  • @rexosaurus3610
    @rexosaurus3610 2 года назад +22

    Nicolas Cage has a better work ethic than any chuck-e-cheese employee to literally ever exist

  • @packnetadaija
    @packnetadaija 2 года назад +32

    I actually really enjoyed this movie. I remember reading one comment covering this movie and it said “when nick cage stepped in the animals thought: ‘wait why is the boss music playing?’ “

  • @Dingobabee
    @Dingobabee 2 года назад +18

    Honestly the best parts of this movie can be summarized by "that look says he knows it's an ostrich"

  • @logannottheonefrommarvel9917
    @logannottheonefrommarvel9917 2 года назад +146

    A hidden gem of a film, I wouldn't mind seeing more movies like this

    • @Chronomaton
      @Chronomaton 2 года назад +5

      The Banana Splits movie is very similar to this. For something completely unrelated but also unique check out Hardcore Henry as well.

  • @JDWalker495
    @JDWalker495 2 года назад +2

    Animatronics: We will eat your soul
    Nick Cage: Come on then, I’ll show you what happens when you try to open the Cage

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +22

    To quote the late great Norm Macdonald and something i'm sure Nicolas Cage might be thinking about is "The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.”

  • @shinomichan5782
    @shinomichan5782 2 года назад +38

    There are two types of people: Those who loved this movie, and those who frigging lie, cause how can you NOT love this hilarious masterpiece?

  • @seanpatrickcain2
    @seanpatrickcain2 2 года назад +38

    "And remember friends, the fun never ends at Willy's Wonderland!"

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 2 года назад

      💯💯💯💯

    • @seangambone8534
      @seangambone8534 2 года назад +2

      The sequel: Nicolas Cage fights the undead riders of a cursed roller coaster ride at a thene park. Call it "MR. BONES' WILD RIDE"

    • @dredgenwar2375
      @dredgenwar2375 2 года назад

      @@seangambone8534 SPIN THE WHEEL.

  • @ErichoTTA
    @ErichoTTA 2 года назад +7

    This is like an inverted slasher movie. A silent protagonist fights a bunch of talking enemies!

    • @TrivatorGaming
      @TrivatorGaming Год назад

      Complete with the obligatory expendable dumb teens

    • @rhaeasoul8531
      @rhaeasoul8531 11 месяцев назад +1

      I want to see that. Put the janitor in other horror movies then watch as while the slasher is killing everyone else the killer is also trying to survive against nic cage.

  • @fieryduoandfriends4085
    @fieryduoandfriends4085 2 года назад +139

    Finally, the willy's wonderland review and this honestly, true to heart, my favorite Nicholas Cage Film and a good start up to the FNAF film. This is where Cage can be unleashed with his insanity on some robotic mascots. May not be my favorite 'scary' film, but its among my top 5.

    • @zacharybartolo5111
      @zacharybartolo5111 2 года назад +1

      I don't know if I'd label this a "scary" film (I'd' be more scared of Ghost Rider), but I would put it under the Nicholas Cage genre.

    • @fieryduoandfriends4085
      @fieryduoandfriends4085 2 года назад +2

      @@zacharybartolo5111 true, ghost rider is more terrifying (especially the faces he makes before transforming). And I could mean to say a mild scary film (not a scary film, just a film that has scary imagery). Besides,the true horror film is Shark Tale.

    • @charliecomer6001
      @charliecomer6001 2 года назад +1

      I take it you haven't seen son of the mask

    • @fieryduoandfriends4085
      @fieryduoandfriends4085 2 года назад +1

      @@charliecomer6001 *shivers* we dont speak of that hellspawn

  • @matheusmariani3108
    @matheusmariani3108 9 месяцев назад +2

    Nicolas Cage's "man, just fuck all of this, Imma do my own thingy" character is a blessing

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 2 года назад +27

    I would love to see Doug have a VeggieTales Month where he reviews Jonah A VeggieTales Movie, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, The Toy That Saved Christmas, The Star Of Christmas, and the Easter Carol movies.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 2 года назад +1

      Good ideas but why not The Star Wars Clone Wars Movie (2008)?

    • @ericwolford5685
      @ericwolford5685 2 года назад +1

      If he does so, he should collaborate with Say Goodnight Kevin. He reviews many (often bad) Christian films.

    • @Rammstein0963.
      @Rammstein0963. 2 года назад +1

      Doug: Why do you all hate me? 🤣

  • @colepowers3100
    @colepowers3100 2 года назад +17

    My favorite moments of this film would be all the moments when Cage killed all the animatronics in a gory, violent manor, however, the moments with the teens were not the best, but at least I got to see all them die in a gory way, so that kinda makes up for it. Overall, I think the best moments with Cage out way the slower moments with the teens, so I had a blast watching it.

  • @thecakegarden5324
    @thecakegarden5324 2 года назад +23

    "Mom, can we get FNAF?"
    "We have FNAF at home"
    FNAF at home:

  • @jacksondesorcy1851
    @jacksondesorcy1851 2 года назад +7

    16:30 That is hands down the best line I have ever heard and should be used to describe Nicholas Cage in almost every role he plays!

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +36

    Listen i'm sure he's looked more cooler in other films, but this is still a pretty cool moment.

  • @CounterGriefZombies
    @CounterGriefZombies Год назад +3

    Im pretty sure Willy doesnt taunt or talk in the final fight is because Cage killed all his friends. Hes pissed, this isnt a game anymore.

  • @austinmorrison6953
    @austinmorrison6953 2 года назад +12

    Nick Cage has an amazing talent for chewing the scenery without even opening his mouth.

  • @nodorog448
    @nodorog448 Год назад +5

    I love every element of this movie. It was so weirdly perfect... that not only did this movie come out, then Cage went on to do "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent", and still 5NAF finally found a new director yesterday.

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +4

    So this is why Nicolas Cage had to fight a Hippopotamus in a Sumo match for the fate of mankind

  • @GreatHornedCynic
    @GreatHornedCynic Год назад +3

    I think I got it.
    Cage's character is what's known as a "Custodian": Men and women who drift across the country dealing with supernatural threats. They're usually made up of people from the armed forces, trades, or victims of the supernatural themselves. Their work is literally thankless. They aren't expected to be praised or even noticed for what they do. They just do it because it's their job, hence the title "Custodian."
    The Janitor has been doing this job long enough that he's grown absolutely numb to most supernatural threats. His army training no doubt helps him keep his cool, but I think he's just used to encountering enough supernatural things that It really doesn't matter to him anymore. To him, the Willy's Wonderland gang are just another pack of nuts he has to deal with.

  • @shainaelise2694
    @shainaelise2694 2 года назад +61

    Ah the man, the myth, the legend that is Nicholas Cage. Can't wait to see this review critic, I've been watching channel awesome circa 2011. (Also Cage is delightfully in Color Out of Space 👽👾)

  • @MidBoss666
    @MidBoss666 11 месяцев назад +2

    The "Dollar Store James Rolfe" joke hits a lot better when you recall that James Rolfe did a cameo in the Plan 9 From Outer Space remake as a policeman (named "Cop Policeman" for good measure XD)

  • @alexlynn5111
    @alexlynn5111 2 года назад +17

    The creative backstory is literally just the lore of FNAF with some minor differences I can't believe this wasn't at least in part inspired by those games

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Год назад +4

      The script was written before the first fnaf game came out so either its a coincidence or Fnaf coppied part of this script

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 2 года назад +6

    Nicolas Cage not saying a single word was the best decision this movie could make. Even with no dialogue, The Janitor is still one of the most fascinating and likable horror movie protagonists to me.

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +20

    Honestly i think Nicolas Cage is it's own emotion

  • @ingeborg-anne
    @ingeborg-anne 2 года назад +9

    What a masterpiece of a movie. Nicolas Cage is 100% Nicolas Cage without saying a word.

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +19

    I'm so glad Nicolas Cage is living his best life.

  • @commissarlegion1413
    @commissarlegion1413 10 месяцев назад +3

    This is honestly one of my favourite films. Its a B list slasher film that has a charming premise of guy who works at a haunted animatronic restaurant actually fights back. What always pissed me off about fnaf and all that it inspired is that no guard ever thinks to fight back with an actual weapon.
    Sure you break company property but it would at the very least cause them to back off.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 года назад +5

    7:42 Now I'm imaging Ghost Rider fighting William Afton and his animatronics.
    *METAL*

  • @mattb1593
    @mattb1593 2 года назад +7

    I really do love this film, the comedic timing, the silent comedy of Nicholas Cage, I absolutely adore it.

    • @AdamQWright
      @AdamQWright Год назад

      They definitely hit this out of the park. Not sure if it hit theaters but it should have.

  • @jamesmoyner7499
    @jamesmoyner7499 2 года назад +31

    I love this movie. It made my favorite film list of 2021.

  • @Wandergirl108
    @Wandergirl108 2 года назад +5

    I saw a RUclips comment theorize once that Cage's character was like an emissary of Hell to retrieve the souls of the serial killers from their little escape as animatronics, and that's why he's able to kill them so easily…The comment worded it better than I ever could, but sufficed to say I liked the theory.

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +5

    So this is why Nicolas Cage replaced Curious George

  • @taurisshingler2868
    @taurisshingler2868 Год назад +5

    I need a film series of this character just wondering the country and running into horror monster clichés. His car breaks down and the woods and a tow truck can't get there to the morning so he had to fight off a Jason Voorhees expy. Or he's in rural Texas and had to fight off a Leathface experience and his family

  • @ryanmorejon5813
    @ryanmorejon5813 2 года назад +38

    I have been waiting for you to do a Nicholas Cage movie review for a long time it's nice to hear the jingle at the end and to review what many consider the live action adaptation of five nights at Freddy's as I love the review ❤️

  • @lewislewis3531
    @lewislewis3531 2 года назад +3

    Fun Fact: Cage wasn't hired to appear in this movie. He was just walking by the set of a teen slasher movie and started cleaning the set. The director liked it, added some fight scenes and Cage walked off into the sunset after wrap

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 2 года назад +18

    Nicolas Cage is an awesome/absolute legend. He’s awesome and amazing in everything he’s in.

  • @Chimcharlover13
    @Chimcharlover13 2 года назад +4

    I was right! I called Doug doing this Nicolas Cage movie, and I'm glad I was right! I love Willy's Wonderland. The ONLY problem I have is the same thing Doug pointed out: how the hell were these Animatronics even threats? Like, ONE man literally took them all down. Are you seriously telling me that an ENTIRE TOWN OF PEOPLE couldn't just maul them to death? Just storm the damn restaurant with 50 people, with axes and chainsaws or whatever, and destroy them. PROBLEM SOLVED! That's something even I took issue with when I watched it for the first time. But...eh, fear makes people do stupid things, so who knows? Either way, I loved it.

    • @notsyzagts7967
      @notsyzagts7967 2 года назад

      Doug reviewing a popular cult movie that lots of people liked? You definitely called it lol.

  • @johnnysparkle
    @johnnysparkle 2 года назад +4

    Troubled Production: The film was shot on a shoestring budget in a very short period of time (one month) to accomodate Nicolas Cage's busy schedule right before the pandemic hit, and post-production was troubled by the director Kevin Lewis being diagnosed with COVID-19 (he recovered).

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 2 года назад

      It also had to change its plot and title late into the game. Originally it was gonna be called Wally’s Wonderland and be set inside an abandoned theme park (you can even see that in the first poster for the movie which features that title and a theme park shadowed by a purple fog) but it has to be scaled down due to budget reasons and the title had to be changed due to a Simpsons joke that featured a Chuck E Cheese style restaurant with a mascot named Wally The Weasel

  • @pikaace
    @pikaace 2 года назад +5

    Nick Cage just unflinchingly killing everything that comes at him is what every horror protagonist should aspire to be

  • @BountyHunter-ep8jk
    @BountyHunter-ep8jk 2 года назад +19

    I will always remember this movie using “Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes” as tense battle music

  • @TheRhuen
    @TheRhuen 2 года назад +3

    This movie was the embodiment of the trope, "random guy who can kick a werewolf's ass"

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +19

    Honestly the more Nicolas Cage in all of our lives the better all of our lives would be in general

  • @michaelroark6565
    @michaelroark6565 2 года назад +1

    I like to think that Cage is playing Johnny Blaze, because of the fire in his eyes at the end. Also, why he is just called janitor in the credits. He is still the Ghost Rider.

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 2 года назад +16

    Oh yes! I watched this film twice and it's pretty awesome and funny and Nick Cage goes into beast mode in almost every scene.

  • @PeninsulaPaintings
    @PeninsulaPaintings 2 года назад +5

    "This movie gets an A for creative backstories!" No, that's literally Five Nights At Freddy's backstory, almost to a T. A serial child killer kills a bunch of kids by luring them in the back room of the restaurant, their souls are put into the animatronics and they turn violent when they see humans at night - literally FNAF.

    • @lilylove925
      @lilylove925 Год назад

      But the serial killers are all the robots here…ok British Willam Afton is only one of them and majority of the robot want revenge on him and by proxy any night guard…

  • @vkvlogs6700
    @vkvlogs6700 2 года назад +25

    I’ve been waiting on this review of willy’s wonderland ever since it came out

  • @RaptorNX01
    @RaptorNX01 2 года назад +1

    I'm surprised he didn't mention the subtle, and surprising, star trek reference in the film. When the girl is explaining the backstory she says they escaped capture by transferring their "Katras" into the animatronics. In star trek 3 they explain how they could bring back Spock was because he transferred his "Katra" into Dr McCoy just before his death at the end of Star Trek 2. Katra basically being the Vulcan word for soul, or "eternal living spirit".

  • @ZackaryBiagi
    @ZackaryBiagi 2 года назад +20

    YES! this is honestly in my top 20 favorite movies of all time. the janitor is one of the most badass characters ever conceived on screen and him being played by the cage man himself increases that tenfold.

  • @rykavproductions666
    @rykavproductions666 Год назад +4

    The janitor also has the additional superpower of having the shiniest sunglasses known to mankind and I must say that the cinematography in this movie is really damn good

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +7

    Honestly Nicolas Cage beating up animatronics is i think all anybody has ever needed in their lives.

  • @TheLovelyVocal
    @TheLovelyVocal 2 года назад +3

    Funny thing about this movie is that if you're the type who reads too deeply into things, you could see Nicholas Cage's character as a kid who survived an encounter with one of these animatronics and grew up. Traumatized by his experience with this weasel and with a host of developmental issues, he sticks around to find closure in comically badass ultraviolence.

  • @bonkboy4386
    @bonkboy4386 2 года назад +13

    Incredible timing with fnaf movie news coming out just a day before this

  • @shelbysmith1137
    @shelbysmith1137 2 года назад +2

    “one night! Not five! Completely different!”
    It’s Nicolas Cage. He only needs one night.

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 2 года назад +23

    Honestly Nicolas Cage deserves his own talk show.

  • @devinneill1310
    @devinneill1310 2 года назад +3

    I took the townsfolk's refusal to kill as though they had tried to at one point but failed. In the early stages, the animatronics probably knew the restaurant a lot better than the humans and knew where to hide, thus being able to survive any restaurant burnings or at least knowing where the fire hydrants are to put out the flames. I also think since it's been decades the animatronics were a lot harder to kill originally than when the janitor fights them. Back when their killing spree was new, they were probably well-built metal behemoths that could easily outmaneuver someone, but now decades later since they kill any janitors and the townsfolk don't maintain them, their bodies are dilapidated and worn down.

  • @SamWizeIII
    @SamWizeIII 2 года назад +4

    I expected Nicholas Cage fighting furries and I got Nicholas Cage fighting furries with an added bonus of it being played out by free bird

    • @thatguy4995
      @thatguy4995 2 года назад +2

      This is my official birthday movie