Top 3 Worst Kill Tony BOMBS of all time

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Prepare for a wild ride as we dive into the archives of #killtony , unearthing the cringe-worthy, jaw-dropping, and downright disastrous moments on stage. In this explosive video, we've compiled the Top 3 Worst #standup bombs in Kill Tony history that left audiences speechless and #comedians squirming.
    💣 Brace yourselves for #cringe -inducing stand-up performances that went off the rails, featuring some of the most memorable #fails in the show's history. From #awkward silences to brutal #roasts , these bombs are not for the faint of heart.
    🎤 Whether you're a die-hard Kill Tony fan or a #comedy enthusiast, this video is a rollercoaster of emotions you won't want to miss. Watch as comedians attempt to navigate the unforgiving waters of live comedy, and witness the moments that left even #TonyHinchcliffe at a loss for words.

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    • @2007barnabas
      @2007barnabas Месяц назад +5

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    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 Месяц назад

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  • @Grapezzzz
    @Grapezzzz 2 месяца назад +18688

    The first dude is definitely gonna become the joker

    • @Wizzy678
      @Wizzy678 2 месяца назад +743

      He wasnt that bad considering modern comedy, i had the same reaction listening to him as i do for shane gillis or joe rogan. Sigh.

    • @Kanjo_Bazooie
      @Kanjo_Bazooie 2 месяца назад +249

      @@Wizzy678pretty crazy lol

    • @llamamusicchannel7688
      @llamamusicchannel7688 2 месяца назад +833

      ​@@Wizzy678yea look comedy is meant to be subjective and whatever but I'm still gonna say you're wrong

    • @TheeJeffL
      @TheeJeffL 2 месяца назад

      @@Wizzy678 my brother in Christ… are you rtarded…?

    • @bradenpryor7442
      @bradenpryor7442 2 месяца назад +382

      @@Wizzy678Shane’s the man, man.

  • @AndrewWright1998
    @AndrewWright1998 2 месяца назад +7798

    First guy wasn’t even the worst minute ever but he just kept digging himself deeper in that interview 😂

    • @KaiserHanstedt
      @KaiserHanstedt Месяц назад +498

      Yeah, they were unecessarily fucked up to him. No joke book after that abuse, what was that about

    • @LodedKingpiin
      @LodedKingpiin Месяц назад

      @@KaiserHanstedthe insulted the audience and seemed hella disinterested. tony’s gay but he’s not a bitch

    • @KadenTalks
      @KadenTalks Месяц назад +233

      No kill Tony is just a asshole who is funny himself and he has a successful show with actuallly good comedians trying to give good criticism and he basically just tells them to quit and never try again

    • @KadenTalks
      @KadenTalks Месяц назад +160

      Like imagine Kobe Bryant watched a kid fail and dunk 30 times in a row and then tells him to quit and never try again but in a much more rude way

    • @Original-Phantom
      @Original-Phantom Месяц назад +92

      @@KaiserHanstedtbro the entire purpose of the show is to give the preformers thick skin, so that is what is was about. The guest and audience know this and play into it as well

  • @jdot2632
    @jdot2632 2 месяца назад +10446

    “so who told you, you were funny? let’s talk about it” 💀💀💀

    • @BigVin6588
      @BigVin6588 2 месяца назад +82

      His mom or grandma most likely

    • @vac59
      @vac59 2 месяца назад +7

      💀

    • @ZacksWhack
      @ZacksWhack 2 месяца назад +21

      I read this comment literally as he said it 🤣 word for word

    • @QUASARVISIONAMBIENCE
      @QUASARVISIONAMBIENCE 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ZacksWhacksame 😂

    • @green6055
      @green6055 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@ZacksWhack same

  • @OriginEnergySux
    @OriginEnergySux Месяц назад +1330

    The crowd really respected that last guy. The moment he said he was in the army they gave him a minute of silence 😂

  • @jaspygaming
    @jaspygaming 2 месяца назад +7809

    That first dude finna come back with a whole new minute and a trench coat fr😭

    • @user-zp4xp3hq8i
      @user-zp4xp3hq8i Месяц назад +36

      Why would he wear a trench coat it’s not raining inside 😅

    • @MikeTython34
      @MikeTython34 Месяц назад +312

      @@user-zp4xp3hq8ithat joke was worse than any of the ones in the video. My god

    • @willostrand6555
      @willostrand6555 Месяц назад +17

      @@MikeTython34not even tho

    • @Crazy_Schizo
      @Crazy_Schizo Месяц назад +7

      @@user-zp4xp3hq8iJust call it quits like sketch was gonna do

    • @user-zp4xp3hq8i
      @user-zp4xp3hq8i Месяц назад

      @@willostrand6555 🤜🤛 🤣

  • @rytama9998
    @rytama9998 2 месяца назад +11271

    When they do horribly, the minute feels like 5.

    • @Austin-rs3fw
      @Austin-rs3fw 2 месяца назад +206

      True. And when they do phenomenal it feels like they didn't finish the 1 min set😂 always feels like Kams set is super short.

    • @JimJimmy-bp7ch
      @JimJimmy-bp7ch 2 месяца назад +16

      Soo true.

    • @Paint75
      @Paint75 2 месяца назад +38

      Imagine how long it feels for them lol and then to be told you are unbearable🤣he probably came on thinking “whats the worst that could happen”

    • @dertmatyui
      @dertmatyui 2 месяца назад +11

      It’s so boring… I instinctively double tap to skip 10 secs

    • @ZeppelinPotts-kl2rb
      @ZeppelinPotts-kl2rb 2 месяца назад +3

      Longest minute of your life 😮

  • @jdcursed4800
    @jdcursed4800 3 месяца назад +8182

    When the first dude meowed back 😭😭 second hand embarrassment

    • @douggieharrison6913
      @douggieharrison6913 2 месяца назад +413

      Shouts out to him for finishing the set lmao at least he powered thru and didn't act like a bitch

    • @mothicbeauty
      @mothicbeauty 2 месяца назад +8

      lmaooo

    • @BenniTroll
      @BenniTroll 2 месяца назад +183

      "that cough was rough..a lil bit 😅👉👈" yikes

    • @DixieNormous00
      @DixieNormous00 2 месяца назад +75

      He also stole that joke from Shane Gillis, Shane literally did that as a skit in Gilly and Keeves (except it was actually funny)

    • @ozzymarley1010
      @ozzymarley1010 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@DixieNormous00What joke? meowing?

  • @loganjackson675
    @loganjackson675 Месяц назад +753

    Only Tony can be legitimately mad at people for bombing and then immediately use the same “black cock/hawk” joke 3 times in 15 seconds

    • @dimitririce280
      @dimitririce280 26 дней назад +123

      Facts like dude can be funny from time to time but people don’t watch the show for Tony. First guy got humiliated and did not deserve that roast.

    • @devingrant2305
      @devingrant2305 25 дней назад +6

      ​@dimitririce280 thats just not true lmao. Tony is hilarious and that was great. People watch for him. Thats how this became the biggest comedy podcast in the world

    • @averageplayerofsouls
      @averageplayerofsouls 25 дней назад

      @@devingrant2305tony is an unfunny loser😂

    • @evaneiler4333
      @evaneiler4333 23 дня назад

      Hes way worse than the first guy the real unbearable human being dickhead

    • @zacurrya9485
      @zacurrya9485 21 день назад +40

      ​@@devingrant2305I watched just one episode, the trump Biden one, he wasn't that funny, Biden and trump were 5 times funnier than him and that's being generous

  • @dingdonglouie
    @dingdonglouie Месяц назад +4834

    the blind dude in the back covers his ears when it gets awkward. you know you fucked up when he’s removing his last sense

    • @xOsKaHH
      @xOsKaHH Месяц назад +51

      Lmao

    • @DeShawnGreen2001
      @DeShawnGreen2001 Месяц назад +93

      Touch, smell, taste would like a word with you

    • @dingdonglouie
      @dingdonglouie Месяц назад +322

      @@DeShawnGreen2001 ah yes. hes touching, smelling and tasting the joke

    • @hughjaenus2235
      @hughjaenus2235 Месяц назад +43

      ​@@dingdonglouieSome jokes are just that bad

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 Месяц назад +17

      @@dingdonglouieu just keep on winning hahaha

  • @BigVin6588
    @BigVin6588 2 месяца назад +6836

    The first guy most likely had a long hard look at his life after that set.

    • @nicodoe9396
      @nicodoe9396 2 месяца назад +80

      Good lol

    • @curbyourshi1056
      @curbyourshi1056 2 месяца назад +200

      Probably tried to make himself the opposite of alive.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 2 месяца назад +103

      No, He’s not introspective , honest, mature or self aware enough to to do that. More likely drinking binge, abusing whatever and whoever he thinks he can get away with

    • @FreerunnerCamilo
      @FreerunnerCamilo 2 месяца назад +414

      @@icu3869The level of anger in your comment lol projecting hard

    • @OkayAllDay
      @OkayAllDay 2 месяца назад +73

      I did like the GTA drug dealer joke.

  • @triggerwarning5911
    @triggerwarning5911 2 месяца назад +8959

    that first one tho.....that was brutal. You could see his soul leaving his body as he hung up the mic and walked off 😬.

    • @phatinthehatcomedy
      @phatinthehatcomedy 2 месяца назад +635

      His joke wasn't even that bad but Tony ate dude alive 😂😂😂

    • @avecesmellamolucas
      @avecesmellamolucas 2 месяца назад +207

      @@phatinthehatcomedy no, it was awful

    • @smokak8927
      @smokak8927 2 месяца назад +388

      @@avecesmellamolucasthe delivery was bad but honestly the joke idea wasnt bad, kinda stole it from a shane gillis skit tho

    • @cj-we3jf
      @cj-we3jf 2 месяца назад +41

      @@smokak8927 thats what i thought its just that skit done worse

    • @hotgun2469
      @hotgun2469 2 месяца назад +71

      @@smokak8927the premise can be good and the joke can still be bad. If not a single person in a room full of comedians and comedy fans gave even a slight giggle then you can safely bet it was a horrible joke.

  • @MPerfect92
    @MPerfect92 Месяц назад +435

    This just goes to show literally how important the first 10 seconds of a standup show is. You gotta walk out relaxed and own the room. If you don’t, people are brutal lol

    • @narcopilehptique6341
      @narcopilehptique6341 19 дней назад +7

      a group of human being is like one big horse

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 4 часа назад

      Tbh you just gotta have funny jokes.

  • @Mansavednone
    @Mansavednone Месяц назад +3493

    Bombing in stand up comedy is the ULTIMATE form of cringe, holy fuck

    • @PhinneusPrune
      @PhinneusPrune Месяц назад +69

      Imagine being the guy up there tanking

    • @naruinoiscanoninanalternat2947
      @naruinoiscanoninanalternat2947 Месяц назад

      ​@@PhinneusPruneyou 😁

    • @bobbybushwhacker
      @bobbybushwhacker Месяц назад +15

      I almost can't watch

    • @andrewvaughan5686
      @andrewvaughan5686 Месяц назад +45

      Timing and delivery is everything in comedy, a bit of nerves can throw that off big time and youre left with this. The only real way to get rid of nerves about doing something is doing it more and more. Its a rough road for a comic

    • @melsop54
      @melsop54 Месяц назад +42

      @@andrewvaughan5686 100% You typically work through that doing smaller shows and getting accustomed to a crowd. I admire anyone willing to get on that stage in front of the world whether they bomb or not. That alone takes guts.

  • @Costcosampler
    @Costcosampler 2 месяца назад +2142

    “He was painfully shy and took forever to get to the point”
    Her whole bit was worth that punchline

    • @Migillis
      @Migillis 2 месяца назад +109

      That would've been next level stuff if she did that on purpose. It's wild these people go up there without earning confidence from performing other acts

    • @LeoSus-jv4qj
      @LeoSus-jv4qj Месяц назад

      @@Migillisidgaf she got more balls than me and they hanging

    • @justvibes2843
      @justvibes2843 Месяц назад +8

      Joe: how ironic 💀💀

    • @bdawg1118
      @bdawg1118 Месяц назад +5

      He clearly said that to get into the likes of Tony. That was not his end goal at ALL

    • @Mrsilvercoo
      @Mrsilvercoo Месяц назад +12

      Of course Joe didnt understand why it was funny

  • @BaconManProd
    @BaconManProd Месяц назад +2043

    That last guy physically hurt. Telling a story about how you shit yourself without a punchline is wild

    • @venari13
      @venari13 Месяц назад +75

      I needed to literally cover my face bro that shit was genuinely uncomfortable to watch

    • @BaconManProd
      @BaconManProd Месяц назад +14

      @@venari13 Same lmao I could barely watch

    • @conallhartig3680
      @conallhartig3680 Месяц назад +43

      I thought it was funny because of that

    • @jakiesenn8624
      @jakiesenn8624 Месяц назад +25

      I am currently watching his set and the breathing is so bad. I'm struggling.

    • @jakefeerick6991
      @jakefeerick6991 Месяц назад +24

      Jokes on you sgt miller

  • @beerboots
    @beerboots Месяц назад +969

    Tony's a psychopath man, zero empathy... Sees a dying dog gasping for breath and kicks it.

    • @carti7152
      @carti7152 Месяц назад +88

      yeah but thats kinda how the show is. i think hes funny but i also get how prople might not

    • @chiefhardy6312
      @chiefhardy6312 Месяц назад +193

      yea that first dude clearly shut down with anxiety & instead of giving him anything to chew on he just kicked him beneath the dirt lmao. to be fair the dude could've at least answered the questions normally but kept making unbearable jokes instead.

    • @arthurl7493
      @arthurl7493 Месяц назад +29

      I feel like it’s more like he knows when to mercy kill. I’ve seen him pull gold out of people struggling when he can see a raw spark in them.

    • @brendanl1108
      @brendanl1108 Месяц назад +63

      @@chiefhardy6312idk, the first dude was pretty disrespectful to the crowd trying to get a laugh and Tony gave him opportunities to prove at the very minimum he wasn’t a bad person so people wouldn’t hate him and all he did was continue insulting the crowd and brag about blacking out and doing coke. Dude might have been anxious but he still had a chance to not be a loser. Just my take but I def have seen times where Tony does really go at people who don’t deserve it

    • @yobdrzl
      @yobdrzl Месяц назад +38

      @@brendanl1108 This. Tony has helped plenty of people struggling on stage, but it's about respect and the first guy was not respectful at all so he just got what he gave. Anxiety isn't an excuse to be a dick.

  • @jstrong3656
    @jstrong3656 2 месяца назад +3407

    The first guy 😂 "Why would yall pay to be here" followed by the awkward silence got me lmao

  • @talex668
    @talex668 2 месяца назад +3579

    Never seen Tony actually mad lol. First dude seemed to annoy him.

    • @nicodoe9396
      @nicodoe9396 2 месяца назад +315

      Well he was annoying

    • @johnnyvalentino8720
      @johnnyvalentino8720 2 месяца назад +748

      Because he shitted on the audience and tony didnt like that

    • @Dole550
      @Dole550 2 месяца назад

      And second he was gay asf​@@johnnyvalentino8720

    • @christianpage1558
      @christianpage1558 2 месяца назад +507

      Because he couldn’t be serious and honest for a second, Tony was asking for reasons to like him and the guy refused to give any

    • @ottoparts789
      @ottoparts789 2 месяца назад +247

      @@johnnyvalentino8720exactly, he also said why would you pay to be here, as if the venue wasn’t good enough to pay for. I’m sure people would kill for the opportunity, he just crapped on everything they said. They gave him ample chances to say something good.

  • @csomera5437
    @csomera5437 2 месяца назад +2712

    “You don’t even get a joke book, get off the stage and say nothing” goddamn 🤣

    • @jimathy96
      @jimathy96 Месяц назад +97

      That was brutal.

    • @braydonblanton8218
      @braydonblanton8218 Месяц назад +161

      Honestly don’t blame him for doing him like that. Awful to watch and his attitude ruined it. How you gone tell the audience their all ugly to start off😂

    • @whoisjg
      @whoisjg Месяц назад +116

      @@braydonblanton8218 you gotta be 12 to be upset about that its a comedy club 😂 tony acting like he hasnt said 100x worse about people

    • @popcultureprogrammer2171
      @popcultureprogrammer2171 Месяц назад +43

      @@whoisjg First off, you don't open with that. Second off, tony doesn't insult the entire audience, only members of the audience

    • @onedeadchicken2489
      @onedeadchicken2489 Месяц назад +19

      ​@whoisjg you gotta be 12 to open with a shitty joke like that.

  • @mr_whyy
    @mr_whyy Месяц назад +470

    bro is the first guy still alive, I think if the joker from the movie came on this set you could make him a horrible villain in minutes

    • @Schrodinger-pk5ws
      @Schrodinger-pk5ws Месяц назад +1

      LOL

    • @Latvijas_Amēlija
      @Latvijas_Amēlija Месяц назад +27

      maybe he should have stayed home. I dont feel bad at all. Infact i almost feel entitled to financial compensation for listening to him

    • @Kyle....................
      @Kyle.................... 22 дня назад +4

      First guy was funnier than anyone else on stage

    • @nobored451
      @nobored451 18 дней назад +1

      ​@@Kyle....................exactly, he wasn't even bad, I'd say he was as funny as tony

    • @Alexander_Grant
      @Alexander_Grant 12 дней назад

      @@Kyle.................... That's definitely a you problem if you think punching children on an airplane falling out of the sky is funny. Comedy isn't for you.

  • @gingerguy4532
    @gingerguy4532 Месяц назад +2474

    The first guys performance turned into a roast/therapy session 😂

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla Месяц назад +21

      Why do you still have that pfp bro😂😂😂 dude turned out to be a pdfile

    • @FBI-5
      @FBI-5 Месяц назад +26

      @@HorziniclaI got this. Thank you

    • @12345fuckyou6789
      @12345fuckyou6789 Месяц назад

      ​@@Horzinicla What did JC Denton do?

    • @ilikecringe
      @ilikecringe Месяц назад +1

      @@Horzinicla Who?

    • @miscellaneousmedia3753
      @miscellaneousmedia3753 Месяц назад +4

      ​@ilikecringe some maximillian youtuber that got his fans to put their RUclips profile pic as JC Denton from Deus Ex, video game from 2000

  • @srjhr
    @srjhr Месяц назад +2190

    Juanita's secretly genius. That punchline about taking forever to get to the point was her masterplan all along

    • @Jesus_Christ_is_Lord_
      @Jesus_Christ_is_Lord_ Месяц назад +86

      His

    • @allisonegan8782
      @allisonegan8782 Месяц назад +17

      Wait was it a train?? ​@Jesus_Christ_is_Lord_

    • @christdolphin69
      @christdolphin69 Месяц назад +8

      this is hilarious. neil hamburger-esque

    • @lekasallah6238
      @lekasallah6238 Месяц назад

      Difficult to focus on the joke when its a man wearing a wig and dress

    • @edrueter9
      @edrueter9 Месяц назад +73

      If THAT was her intent, it was brilliant. But it clearly wasn't.

  • @kevinkrebs1412
    @kevinkrebs1412 2 месяца назад +1876

    when D Madness plugs his ears, it's like he's covering his eyes to hide from the sheer horror that's happening next to him

    • @greuju
      @greuju 2 месяца назад +23

      That's a good point I guess technically speaking awful comedy could be torture for a blind person.

    • @spackle9999
      @spackle9999 2 месяца назад +4

      @@greuju Oh my gosh...

  • @brianfantana5405
    @brianfantana5405 Месяц назад +199

    I thought the last dude started off okay. The audience just didn’t respond.

    • @jiggycalzone8585
      @jiggycalzone8585 Месяц назад +36

      I think Post-Malone actually liked him/ thought he was funny. He shook his hand at the end

    • @Rgibson1048
      @Rgibson1048 Месяц назад +9

      I was laughing my ass off from Rohan’s face maybe just my humor broken

    • @Nightmare1z
      @Nightmare1z 25 дней назад +8

      ​@@jiggycalzone8585Pretty sure Post-Malone is just a nice dude from what I've seen

    • @sfbenji
      @sfbenji 16 дней назад +4

      The joke itself was really stale, we've all heard "don't trust a fart" jokes. His delivery was really dry too so it just didn't add up to being that funny.

    • @Giggles_114
      @Giggles_114 10 дней назад

      Really need the navy pilot “STAB” to really deliver on something like that although his wouldn’t be able to condense into 1 min I don’t think lol.

  • @alekshewitt
    @alekshewitt 2 месяца назад +2504

    Legend has it Juanita is still setting up the punch line.

    • @nicodoe9396
      @nicodoe9396 2 месяца назад +47

      She corrected her grammar rather than shortening it lol

    • @klausschwab9828
      @klausschwab9828 2 месяца назад +91

      Juanita is definitely Tim Dillon in drag.

    • @randomstuff463
      @randomstuff463 2 месяца назад

      @@klausschwab9828gd

    • @ViolentPacifism_SlavaUkraini
      @ViolentPacifism_SlavaUkraini 2 месяца назад +37

      Dude. I dated a girl that was kind of like her in this specific way.
      She wanted to try writing, so she started writing a book, and after a few weeks I asked to try reading what she had..
      She wrote 17 chapters, and there was LITERALLY NO PLOT. It was basically just a group of teenagers, living regular teenage life, and even then, a shockingly low amount of drama, you couldn't even call it a "slice of life" story. I asked her "how far through the writing are you?". I figured maybe it was a long intro, and the plot hadn't started yet. She said, I shit you not: "almost done actually! It's a short story."
      I broke up with her 2 weeks later when I found out she cheated on me with a guy that she used to know who just got released from a psych hold lmao
      Man did I dodge a bullet.

    • @Corrello88
      @Corrello88 2 месяца назад +4

      I can't😂😂 I felt so bad but cmon woman you've got a crowd lets get to the punch, that one took me out😂

  • @MassaSplinta
    @MassaSplinta 2 месяца назад +2532

    “You obviously have a lot to talk about. Tell us about yourself”
    *proceeds to tell joke again*

  • @user-lh7xi3hm2h
    @user-lh7xi3hm2h 2 месяца назад +3371

    Sai fs cried him self to sleep with that

    • @lxxcidityy
      @lxxcidityy 2 месяца назад +329

      look in his eyes when he puts that mic on the stand ill be surprised if bro didnt kill himself when he got back

    • @lawman34
      @lawman34 2 месяца назад +187

      He drove all the way home in complete silence

    • @ZyklonBeast12
      @ZyklonBeast12 2 месяца назад +134

      Physically agonizing

    • @walterrooks
      @walterrooks 2 месяца назад +3

      @@lawman34this was funny!

    • @thatguylie4239
      @thatguylie4239 2 месяца назад +40

      Someone gotta check on buddy lmao

  • @adamdvorak3483
    @adamdvorak3483 22 дня назад +115

    it’s hilarious to hear tony and joe criticize comics like they aren’t some of the worst comedians of all time.

    • @jameson1465
      @jameson1465 21 день назад +7

      of aaaalll time? i think thats a lil bit of a stretch idk

    • @Kirkland_Drip
      @Kirkland_Drip 14 дней назад

      Fr

    • @melissawest936
      @melissawest936 7 дней назад +3

      I just found his special Kill Shot after he tried wiping it from the internet and holy fuck it was bad

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 7 дней назад +3

      Sai saying “why would you pay to be here?” Was kinda funny and they all got so ass mad over it and started making fun of him lol

    • @Hellmore94
      @Hellmore94 6 дней назад +1

      ​@Odinsday I don't think Tony has said anything that's ever made me laugh, chuckle, or even exhale quickly through my nose. Even when HE laughs, it looks like he's in horrible physical pain lmao

  • @CommanderVenus1983
    @CommanderVenus1983 3 месяца назад +1419

    Post Malone such a sweet dude laughing at the last guys ‘jokes’ and dapping him up at the end when he must have felt awkward.

    • @ahhculdee
      @ahhculdee 2 месяца назад +183

      Post Malone one of the nicest celebrities probably up there with Keanu Reeves

    • @Vez
      @Vez 2 месяца назад +50

      @@ahhculdee I agree he just seems like a genuine dude who just enjoys making music and meeting people

    • @ZaccG59
      @ZaccG59 2 месяца назад +64

      So true, but also if that guy was a black hawk pilot in the medvac field they’ve seen some real brutal stuff man. Probably what he was referring to when he said he didn’t wanna get in trouble. Either way real recognize real and he served his country like a true hero and deserved respect either way. I appreciated that small gesture as well.

    • @countdoogula2781
      @countdoogula2781 2 месяца назад +47

      Anyone notice Posty was the one who said "...thank you for your service"?
      Amazingly good dude.

    • @tarzanstrickland
      @tarzanstrickland 2 месяца назад +9

      mike wasnt that awkward he was actually decent

  • @Frank7489
    @Frank7489 2 месяца назад +1038

    Tony can be so generous to comedians who aren’t funny or didn’t get laughs but sometimes he just goes in

    • @nicodoe9396
      @nicodoe9396 2 месяца назад +88

      Only when it's deserved though. I noticed he goes in on people with no humility

    • @Frank7489
      @Frank7489 2 месяца назад +115

      @@nicodoe9396 I think this guy insulted the show and Tony didn’t take it as a roast

    • @taefithendo
      @taefithendo 2 месяца назад +61

      He doesn’t like when they come unprepared and wastes everyone’s time.

    • @brennanbarber7469
      @brennanbarber7469 2 месяца назад +167

      @@taefithendoI find the whole “wasting everyone’s time” thing to be a massive overvaluation of the show. Literally the point of the show is that it’s a bunch of nobodies who will either be really great, or suck absolute ass. The audience knew what they signed up for.

    • @JordanHigginsGuitar
      @JordanHigginsGuitar 2 месяца назад +9

      @@brennanbarber7469sometimes for sure. I think people that show their interest, are genuine about it or that are genuinely nervous and it comes as wanting to but nerves hold back, Tony can sense that. He’s been doing it consistently for so long I’m sure his reading skills for that kind of thing are great.
      But at times I think he gets the job done by roasting someone if they show some sort of disrespect or lack of concern for the show. I remember one woman got up and she said ‘I thought it’d be fun’ but that’s not this show and tbh, that’s what I think he means when he says about timewasters.

  • @haydenhayes6696
    @haydenhayes6696 2 месяца назад +1509

    “He was just so shy, we would never be able to get to the point” probably one of the funniest jokes on kt ever and she wasn’t even trying

    • @Veteran94s
      @Veteran94s 2 месяца назад +4

      Explain it please

    • @NoContent1991
      @NoContent1991 2 месяца назад

      Oookk

    • @hybridcoffee7
      @hybridcoffee7 2 месяца назад +58

      @@Veteran94s she took forever to setup her joke and get to the point, so it's ironic/funny that she had that to say about the guy

    • @taylororourke2525
      @taylororourke2525 2 месяца назад +6

      Joe’s reaction too, didn’t miss a beat lmao
      *How ironic* 😂

    • @travisleabeck2572
      @travisleabeck2572 2 месяца назад +2

      4d chess

  • @anthonytrevino3191
    @anthonytrevino3191 Месяц назад +85

    Damn that first one, the crowd was so silent it was eerie lmao

  • @elduderino007
    @elduderino007 2 месяца назад +1079

    I've heard comedians say that the audience will give you 1 or 2 jokes and laugh at whatever comes out of your mouth. That first guy took all the good graces of the crowd and pissed all over them in the first words out of his mouth.

    • @user-dm8kz8ul8h
      @user-dm8kz8ul8h 2 месяца назад +67

      I go to a lot of small shows, and I’m an easy laugh. I hate seeing someone give up or totally boot it. I’m a comedy fan, I want to like these people, and I want them all to do well.
      That’s my baseline level with everyone, and they almost all knock themselves down for one reason or another.

  • @rallerufs
    @rallerufs 2 месяца назад +1529

    I'm feeling physically ill right now

    • @HawkidoR
      @HawkidoR 2 месяца назад +18

      bro ong

    • @liamu1017
      @liamu1017 2 месяца назад +3

      accurate

    • @imatowel5930
      @imatowel5930 2 месяца назад +39

      Bro on the 1st guy I had to hop off the video in the middle just to mentally prepare

    • @ramsnation196
      @ramsnation196 2 месяца назад +7

      @@imatowel5930I paused it too if that’s what u mean😭

    • @tomb5396
      @tomb5396 2 месяца назад

      Cringe therapy required

  • @lmaoqasim
    @lmaoqasim 2 месяца назад +4938

    first guy is going to kill himself

  • @FrankLucas3
    @FrankLucas3 Месяц назад +133

    The first dudes greatest accomplishment, he says a 3 way lol. The only time he’s trying to be serious, he’s actually funny

    • @AaB-wc8le
      @AaB-wc8le Месяц назад +9

      Anything he Said was weird af. Tony even try to Salvage it a bit for him, but he just Dug deeper

    • @Elbowbanditest2003
      @Elbowbanditest2003 18 дней назад +1

      It wasn't funny, just childish.

  • @racecarjones4665
    @racecarjones4665 2 месяца назад +1109

    The first guy calling the audience ugly and thanking them for coming out was absolutely hilarious

    • @G19Jeeper
      @G19Jeeper 2 месяца назад +11

      Maybe if you have the humor of an 11 year old. 🤔

    • @magpipe146
      @magpipe146 2 месяца назад +98

      @@G19Jeeperit was funny because of how terrible it was Einstein were laughing at him not with him

    • @G19Jeeper
      @G19Jeeper 2 месяца назад

      @@magpipe146 cry about it?

    • @MarshallApplewhite143
      @MarshallApplewhite143 2 месяца назад +18

      I thought he was funny. It was almost like he was trolling 🤷

    • @reallwaliid1580
      @reallwaliid1580 2 месяца назад +8

      @@magpipe146don’t worry this is just the first guys alt no one can actually defend that trash

  • @nickbarnes245
    @nickbarnes245 2 месяца назад +1456

    “I shoulda worn a fucking hat” actually killed me that was hilarious 😂

    • @derekjeter9083
      @derekjeter9083 2 месяца назад +26

      How

    • @seemfancy
      @seemfancy 2 месяца назад

      @@derekjeter9083if you don’t find that funny, avoid comedy shows ffs

    • @Sam-uu2nx
      @Sam-uu2nx 2 месяца назад +16

      Me too 😂

    • @Corrello88
      @Corrello88 2 месяца назад +18

      😂Absolute silence lmaooo

    • @kiimaster1
      @kiimaster1 2 месяца назад +119

      That dude had a bad crowd. Don't get me wrong he didn't do great, but he deserved more laughs.

  • @CalebBrandalise
    @CalebBrandalise Месяц назад +687

    tony: whats your life's greatest accomplishment?
    sai: something i dont remember.

  • @robswrld5527
    @robswrld5527 2 дня назад +3

    Was it just me or did the first guy look like he wanted to cry? I mean that would have been better than his performance on stage! HOLY COW! 🤯🤯

  • @danielkelly3065
    @danielkelly3065 3 месяца назад +688

    The 3rd Dude did the unthinkable and bombed a fart joke...never thought I'd see the day smh

    • @PodcastClipsUnlimited
      @PodcastClipsUnlimited  2 месяца назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @NG..
      @NG.. 2 месяца назад +97

      I honestly didn’t think it was that bad, he made me laugh 😂

    • @CEJRAID
      @CEJRAID 2 месяца назад +72

      I think the crowd was pretty unfair to him to be honest. I didn’t think he belonged in the same category as the first two.

    • @kpenis17
      @kpenis17 2 месяца назад

      ⁠​⁠@@NG.. well his delivery was like a kid staying up gaming and trying not to get caught with his parents in the next room

    • @zw3565
      @zw3565 2 месяца назад +13

      ​@@NG..yeah wasn't great but it wasn't bad. I laughed at it.

  • @jondon-cl2dr
    @jondon-cl2dr 3 месяца назад +1330

    Genuinely things you’d have nightmares about for the rest of your life

  • @josephbuzzard9360
    @josephbuzzard9360 Месяц назад +611

    "i shouldve worn a fucking hat" was the funniest part of this video

  • @Horror-Man
    @Horror-Man Месяц назад +107

    The first guy legitimately had a good attitude about bombing so badly until they just kept wailing on him over and over again for some reason. Is calling the audience ugly suddenly too offensive or something?

    • @deadcell8081
      @deadcell8081 Месяц назад +29

      Probably not a good idea to insult the whole room as an opener. Like it’s not too offensive, but it’s not funny either. Seems like a great way to hear crickets

    • @Xivyv
      @Xivyv Месяц назад +17

      Tony felt righteous in that moment. If anything I think too many people told Tony he was funny.

    • @myujmes
      @myujmes 27 дней назад +1

      Just a bad opener all round

    • @krypto_7155
      @krypto_7155 25 дней назад +5

      I really think insulting the audience shouldn’t of pissed him off like that. If any other popular comedian tried that joke then it would be funny

    • @KingBowserVlog
      @KingBowserVlog 7 дней назад

      It's all about delivery, confidence and attitude. I'm 100% sure some comedians could make that work. Comedy audiences just smell weakness and they're like sharks on blood, especially ones in a show like Kill Tony.

  • @JsYTA
    @JsYTA Месяц назад +601

    I laughed so freaking hard at "should have worn a fking hat" because I thought it was supposed to be setting something up, but he just went on awkwardly 😂

  • @EnriqueIsip
    @EnriqueIsip 3 месяца назад +950

    Idk “I shoulda worn a fuckin hat” is hilarious 😂

    • @Billyboy050
      @Billyboy050 2 месяца назад +13

      On god

    • @thevastidity888
      @thevastidity888 2 месяца назад +87

      I was so convinced he was actually going to be funny. The line delivery on that was pretty good but it immediately went downhill.

    • @floridastreethockey
      @floridastreethockey 2 месяца назад +3

      Agreed

    • @Parable_One
      @Parable_One 2 месяца назад +28

      Agree. The girl's opener wasn't bad either, when she add-libbed "yeah, lots 'a meth." In response to an audience member 'whoo'ing where she was from.

    • @oakenmind
      @oakenmind 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Parable_One "girl" ya mean guy?

  • @ninjakiwi0
    @ninjakiwi0 Месяц назад +369

    that first guy was on the verge of tears when he walked backstage lmao

    • @Latvijas_Amēlija
      @Latvijas_Amēlija Месяц назад +8

      Good.

    • @beerboots
      @beerboots Месяц назад +8

      ​@Latvijas_Amēlija Lat trying to ragebait everyone in the comments LOL. Why are you trying so hard, who hurt you buddy?

    • @Latvijas_Amēlija
      @Latvijas_Amēlija Месяц назад +7

      @@beerboots quit yapping. Get better at comedy

    • @beerboots
      @beerboots Месяц назад

      @@Latvijas_Amēlija Alright friendless sociopath 😄 Enjoy your life as a pitiful troll.

  • @ThatCrendorGuy
    @ThatCrendorGuy Месяц назад +29

    that "probably??" from the crowd at 4:48 was more funny than his entire set

  • @evangummer256
    @evangummer256 3 месяца назад +470

    Tony telling you he’s your worst nightmare is when you know he’s about to go in on you 😂

  • @oliverphoenix1563
    @oliverphoenix1563 2 месяца назад +617

    That first one was realllll BAD, but I cannot help but feel bad for the dude especially when Tony went off on him at the end 😂

    • @vince-xe4wf
      @vince-xe4wf 2 месяца назад +123

      Dude does a lil too much a lot of the time. I understand ppl paid to go there, I understand the ppl who entered they name signed up for whatever would come when they are on stage, but dude pulls laughs from the crowd at the expense of ppl who are juss tryna get a lil light on them for what they may feel is good whether it actually is or not. Dude just makes me cringe Fr. Everytime he roasts somebody who doesn’t do good it always feels like that one guy friend of urs who shits on you to impress a girl he likes.

    • @QuantumMecha
      @QuantumMecha 2 месяца назад +23

      @@vince-xe4wfyou got a point!! He is funny and I do enjoy the show, but yeah some things I feel he goes unnecessarily hard. First guy was not funny at all but I don’t think he deserved hate for it. No joke book is already a punishment, just can’t imagine going up there, doing bad cause of whatever reason, and being roasted to oblivion for it. I love making people laugh and I try to be funny, but being on something like this would make me quite worried that this Big Mouth character will want to verbally rip me to shreds

    • @vince-xe4wf
      @vince-xe4wf 2 месяца назад +20

      @@QuantumMecha also another thing I actually think makes this show more difficult to go on for upcoming comics is the fact that it’s literally a show where ur FORCED to be funny, and often times that puts pressure on ppl to fit a good joke within a MINUTE, and some ppls way of showcasing their humor is with set ups, hard to set up a joke within only a minute. So it’s like you go on and everyone’s immediately thinking “ok dude where’s the joke?” Cuz you only have a minute so if you don’t have back to back to back jokes, ur minute of shine is not gonna be good. This is a show made for consistent punchline humor rather than the conventional setup-punchline format.

    • @zak1265
      @zak1265 2 месяца назад

      @@vince-xe4wf I mean the dude started his set by calling everyone ugly and then his only joke was a stolen bit that ended with him punching a child... And then he proceeded to say his crowning achievements were a threesome he didn't remember and doing coke in different countries... That dude sucked hard and deserved what he got lol

    • @DimentedButterStick
      @DimentedButterStick 2 месяца назад +1

      @@vince-xe4wf totally agree

  • @saltynuts5965
    @saltynuts5965 2 месяца назад +570

    This is a introverts nightmare !! 😂 fuck i could never

    • @unitedleagueofgamers3633
      @unitedleagueofgamers3633 2 месяца назад +81

      I would cry onstage and fight Tony

    • @christinathein951
      @christinathein951 2 месяца назад +35

      This is a nice reminder that these people are actually choosing to go up there in front of people 😂 and intro could never

    • @Asturian-vm3sk
      @Asturian-vm3sk 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@christinathein951. Alcohol helps a lot.

    • @TrevorAndersen
      @TrevorAndersen 2 месяца назад +7

      Bombing is a nightmare for extroverts too.

    • @ZacharyHolcomb-xt1bn
      @ZacharyHolcomb-xt1bn 2 месяца назад +10

      That's social anxiety, not introversion

  • @Overshot898
    @Overshot898 Месяц назад +23

    "im your worst nightmare, look over here" would terrify me after bombing that hard 😭

    • @rampageblizzard
      @rampageblizzard 7 дней назад

      Bro should have just left after he heard that

  • @burgertimelmao
    @burgertimelmao 2 месяца назад +290

    the last guy is so sweet though and he was able to work through the awkwardness very well to craft some very simple yet chuckle worthy jokes, bro didnt deserve pure silence lol

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 2 месяца назад

      My heart goes out to him. That set was terrible. So hard when they come out and make a comment and it falls flat. That's the beginning of the end!

    • @dmxgg2033
      @dmxgg2033 2 месяца назад +19

      Right. His jokes were funny to me. The crowd just lives off of “wait is he laughing? I don’t wanna be the only one laughing”

    • @dmxgg2033
      @dmxgg2033 2 месяца назад

      Right. His jokes were funny to me. The crowd just lives off of “wait is he laughing? I don’t wanna be the only one laughing”

    • @derekgardner1861
      @derekgardner1861 2 месяца назад +4

      I'm 90% sure he did another appearance after this and killed it

    • @SavouryLobster
      @SavouryLobster 2 месяца назад +7

      Yea and in the full vid Tony keeps grilling him about his military service. Dude obviously has pretty bad PTSD but Tony would not leave it alone. It was kind of weird

  • @Acrylescent
    @Acrylescent 2 месяца назад +264

    Sometimes it’s okay to run off the stage, get in your car, and never return.

    • @Garf2O
      @Garf2O Месяц назад +18

      That would actually be kinda funny ngl, mid set just going "uhhhhh" then suddenly sprint off stage, pushing through people and getting out of there like somebodys chasing you 😂

    • @YourPalJamieEllis
      @YourPalJamieEllis 8 дней назад

      I probably would've turned tail, left at a light jog, and never done comedy again 2/3 of the way through what Sai endured.

  • @silkroad1201
    @silkroad1201 2 месяца назад +599

    "Some people are just unbelievable, wretched human beings"
    Yes, some people are... Tony

    • @ExpellTheInvaders
      @ExpellTheInvaders 2 месяца назад +158

      He's insufferable

    • @BarkerBoyBrizzle
      @BarkerBoyBrizzle Месяц назад +85

      lol I don't even get why he got so sassy. I think he felt threatened by that first guy

    • @ovichggat
      @ovichggat Месяц назад +116

      yeah i don’t even understand what his deal is? Why is he being so vindictive and humorlessly mean?

    • @ishotthesheriffthedeputyididnt
      @ishotthesheriffthedeputyididnt Месяц назад +6

      The new episodes seem to be a bit more polished 😂 this is barebones kill tony

    • @divardo1408
      @divardo1408 Месяц назад +119

      Yeah bro was being an absolute dickhead. Insane how comfortable people get talking crazy to others when they have a favorable power dynamic.

  • @Bruno-xb2mt
    @Bruno-xb2mt 25 дней назад +8

    That “why would you pay to be here?” was kinda funny 😂

  • @SC_allywag
    @SC_allywag 2 месяца назад +726

    First dude took Shane's plane crash bi...😂😂😂 its hilarious that he thought he'd get away with that

    • @wop.2008
      @wop.2008 2 месяца назад +50

      I knew I'd heard that shit somewhere

    • @patkulp6784
      @patkulp6784 2 месяца назад +34

      Knew I heard that shit from somewhere. Shows you the delivery is everything

    • @nikesposti5225
      @nikesposti5225 2 месяца назад +30

      Well it’s not a stand up joke, it’s a sketch on the Gilly and Keeves special.

    • @Poo69691
      @Poo69691 2 месяца назад +27

      @@nikesposti5225still it’s stolen

    • @robertgray1365
      @robertgray1365 2 месяца назад +5

      Third guy stole Ron White's shart joke.

  • @olive7831
    @olive7831 Месяц назад +362

    That woman just wanted an audience to listen to her talk lol

  • @afropunkx
    @afropunkx 2 месяца назад +340

    “I was waiting for you to transition into a punchline” 😂

    • @PrzestronnyMistrz-ly8rp
      @PrzestronnyMistrz-ly8rp 2 месяца назад +14

      that was amazing lol. I like how it totally flew over Joe Rogan's head

  • @silentnsalty
    @silentnsalty 15 дней назад +8

    First dude absolutely deleted himself immediately after leaving the stage

  • @th3thatguy631
    @th3thatguy631 Месяц назад +271

    "I should've worn a fucking hat" legitimately got me, mainly because the others made me cringe so hard i needed a release

  • @thomasconnell1556
    @thomasconnell1556 3 месяца назад +220

    I love how Joe aggressively leaned back while trying to smash the life out of his gum. Then went on to give her some solid advice.

    • @itsRudeGal
      @itsRudeGal 3 месяца назад +6

      😂 I had to go back and rewatch it.

    • @Abuqital2000
      @Abuqital2000 2 месяца назад +3

      Him*

  • @proppaperez
    @proppaperez Месяц назад +211

    IM GETTING A SECONDHAND ANXIETY ATTACK FROM THE FIRST ONE 😭

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 18 дней назад +4

      They exaggerate a lot with this thing of roasting the cringe outta of an already beat hopeless dude.

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 18 дней назад +5

      I don’t get why they need to go so harsh and being so nasty against people, who realized on their own that they had failed… that they were probably too shy or scared for a big show like that and to connect with the crowd.
      But why to be that mean only against the weaklings ?

    • @hatesitrick
      @hatesitrick 16 дней назад +1

      @@bluesoul7163Tony is a massive bully. I don’t get why he has to act like that

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 16 дней назад +1

      @@hatesitrick at this point they are playing with fire….
      If Tony continues like this, he'll get to the point where the name of the show will become a reality... well I mean, seriously come on...
      everyone almost rooted for Arthur in the film Joker right ?!, when, only for sending a video of Artur, to make fun of him, so he he took a gun and killed the host live in front of everyone....
      I mean, Tony really thinks that by treating people like this, who are often on the margins of society (many comedians who go to kill tony are poor people, borderline, addicted, on the spectrum etc. etc.), you don't risk finding the Arthur of the situation, tired of being humiliated and treated badly for no reason, so ended to lose his mind???
      that’s how it is folks, people who have nothing left to lose, who perhaps life hasn't smiled on them since a while, go to a now classist petty multimillionaires comedian's show prey to delusions of omnipotence like Tony, Joe Rogan, Tom, Bert, now even Shane and the others... comedians who, among other things, are themselves incapable of making people laugh in one minute, with the power to change someone's life or destroy it, I go back to saying that people who have nothing to lose could see red and do something crazy.

    • @FloppyBeef-y5j
      @FloppyBeef-y5j 9 дней назад +1

      @@bluesoul7163 i like the way you word your explanations. Very accurate. Tonys ego is way over inflated. I suffer from anxiety every day. That first dude was just losing it being up their and tony essentially tries to get this guy to off himself with his words. Its evil. The comments in these sections prove how evil it is because of how heartless people are speaking about it. This isnt how normal people speak to eachother. Its like some devil shit.

  • @MoKone5
    @MoKone5 Месяц назад +31

    The first guy wasn’t even that bad. I just think no matter what he did they weren’t going to let him dig himself out the hole. There was nothing he could’ve done.

    • @rossgadsby9663
      @rossgadsby9663 28 дней назад +2

      He could've written real jokes.

    • @Ronnie-k6m
      @Ronnie-k6m 25 дней назад

      Yep, but called audience ugly to get them offside

    • @Chickenpesto2468
      @Chickenpesto2468 10 дней назад +1

      It was bad but like every comedian will tell you they bombed horribly before it’s part of the game

  • @MoneyThroughJay
    @MoneyThroughJay 2 месяца назад +414

    They violated the first dude he was genuinely just trying to get on track with anything

    • @Branton_S
      @Branton_S 2 месяца назад +15

      @@kyledodson2992There are always people like you devoid of happiness

    • @ILiveforSorcery
      @ILiveforSorcery 2 месяца назад +83

      first dude messed up by immediately insulting the crowd and then trying to tell a joke he heard through a speaker while in another room

    • @overgrownturnip
      @overgrownturnip 2 месяца назад +19

      ​@@ILiveforSorcery Exactly. I don't know why these comments are being so nice to the guy. He came out and called the crowd ugly. Lost everyone in the first 5 seconds.

    • @woopoganntnt7379
      @woopoganntnt7379 2 месяца назад +20

      @@overgrownturnipsure but when he said “why did you pay to be here” it wasn’t that bad and they made it sound like he was triggered when really Tony got pressed by that lol Tony’s not even funny himself so i don’t get this at all lol

    • @thebenevolentsun6575
      @thebenevolentsun6575 2 месяца назад +7

      They were being mean but they were constructive.
      They werent just saying "you're not funny"
      They pointed out specific things that made his minute poor.

  • @zzonedin
    @zzonedin Месяц назад +650

    Joe Rogan telling someone they’re not funny is hilarious in and of itself 😂

    • @kgorilla2
      @kgorilla2 Месяц назад +2

      why?

    • @JoseLopez-vp8vu
      @JoseLopez-vp8vu Месяц назад +146

      @@kgorilla2his stand up sucks

    • @kgorilla2
      @kgorilla2 Месяц назад +1

      @@JoseLopez-vp8vu XD

    • @bigorangenation41
      @bigorangenation41 Месяц назад +40

      His stand up isn’t the best. He yells a lot. But the jokes, some of them, are really funny. Anyways, his genius and humor really comes thru on the podcast.

    • @Tylar122
      @Tylar122 Месяц назад +28

      @@bigorangenation41his humour on the podcast sucks as well. He actively stomps out any active attempt of funny.

  • @c7po457
    @c7po457 2 месяца назад +160

    Actually, when Sai (the first guy) said, "Why would you pay to be here?", genuinely made me laugh lol

    • @TransientNeurotic
      @TransientNeurotic Месяц назад +11

      Half the sets in the recent (and popular) Trump v Biden episode were twice as bad as Sai’s.
      Tony and the crowd’s reaction were just pathetic

    • @bobbobert4884
      @bobbobert4884 Месяц назад +3

      @@TransientNeurotic no they were not, Sai did fucking horrible lmao

    • @TransientNeurotic
      @TransientNeurotic Месяц назад +3

      @@bobbobert4884 Have you watched the episode? Most of the guests were absolutely awful, certainly not any better than Sai.

    • @KidsOfThe9Xs
      @KidsOfThe9Xs Месяц назад +1

      I think that was the line that pissed Tony off lmaooo

    • @KidsOfThe9Xs
      @KidsOfThe9Xs Месяц назад +3

      @@TransientNeurotic Yeah I definitely agree, but to be fair I don't remember any extremely awkward guests that just continuously blew it like Sai did. Also, the mood of the room was really light from the Trump and Biden thing lol. They saved every moment and made it more about them than any of the guests.

  • @theelephantintheroom69
    @theelephantintheroom69 Месяц назад +24

    Fun fact: when you have 1 minute to talk, making every second word "um" and "ah" brings you down to 30 seconds

  • @vayacondios9184
    @vayacondios9184 2 месяца назад +121

    Post Malone is so polite lol. Hits him with “thank you for your service, sir!” after the first two roast him

    • @NuKim-ld1tw
      @NuKim-ld1tw Месяц назад +4

      I was gonna say the same thing. He is such a sweet person. Post said nothing and just watched him and shook his hand twice

    • @DeShawnGreen2001
      @DeShawnGreen2001 Месяц назад +1

      Post wanted to laugh at the “shitty” jokes too 😂

  • @tonymaximilian3551
    @tonymaximilian3551 2 месяца назад +566

    Tony's unbelievably rude sometimes, but that's what to expect if you're on his own show lol

    • @user--710
      @user--710 2 месяца назад

      Side effects of the supplements Rogan has him on

    • @itskmillz
      @itskmillz Месяц назад +51

      Yeah but everyone was cheering for him to be even more rude to that first guy, who seems like he made it his life's mission to become the most unlikeable human on the spot. It was borderline impressive how he somehow got in his own way when he seemed like he almost he wanted to try to make himself look better

    • @Dumboi
      @Dumboi Месяц назад +11

      @@itskmillzit’s called kill Tony dude. I guarantee you he was being that way to set the other guy up to start responding and going back at Tony like David Lucus does, sometimes that makes them funny

    • @itskmillz
      @itskmillz Месяц назад +9

      @Dumboi I think there's a certain tone to go for his approach and he just landed flat. You can roast someone and make them laugh. This was just off putting

    • @mikeyswift2010
      @mikeyswift2010 Месяц назад

      Hes an asshole man. Not even funny himself and talks like a, well…. Dude sucks through and through.

  • @Squamington
    @Squamington Месяц назад +118

    14:24 Post Malone making sure to shake that guys hand after being way in over his head shows how good a person he is.

  • @Kashmoneygodzilla
    @Kashmoneygodzilla Месяц назад +8

    They did the first guy so dirty for no reason

  • @birdhousegypsy3655
    @birdhousegypsy3655 2 месяца назад +321

    3rd guy: You're not my therapist.
    Amen brother. You don't need to tell your business.

    • @brian177
      @brian177 Месяц назад +28

      It's a show, but they overstepped. But he made it part of his act, so...

    • @guitargod3545
      @guitargod3545 Месяц назад +18

      ​@@brian177if you sign up for this your aware what's gonna happen

    • @EyeofValor
      @EyeofValor Месяц назад +8

      He should have never signed up for this.

    • @tajes9772
      @tajes9772 Месяц назад +5

      @@EyeofValor 100%. Also I wouldn't mention my military past on kill Tony if I didn't want to talk about it. He was a great sport though.

    • @tommywood2135
      @tommywood2135 Месяц назад +2

      He signed up for it

  • @tricky5222
    @tricky5222 3 месяца назад +288

    The fart bit isn't even a terrible concept, but holy shit that delivery couldn't have been more awkward and the punchline of the sergeants car was just weird

    • @snowflakeyflake5239
      @snowflakeyflake5239 3 месяца назад +12

      The only reason he mentioned that he was prior service was to garner some kind of respect & sympathy. Lame af

    • @saljewsteinbergowitz
      @saljewsteinbergowitz 2 месяца назад +15

      That guy was actually funny... I dk why people were saying he "bombed" bro was clearly going for a sam hyde type bit

    • @NG..
      @NG.. 2 месяца назад +3

      @@saljewsteinbergowitzI agree, I enjoyed his bits

    • @bovineintervention7480
      @bovineintervention7480 2 месяца назад +4

      @@saljewsteinbergowitzno he wasn’t lol

    • @muffledreality
      @muffledreality 2 месяца назад +16

      The idea of trusting a fart and the shitting yourself is such a cliche, it's immediately obvious where it's going

  • @philcahill8035
    @philcahill8035 2 месяца назад +198

    funniest part is at 8 minutes. Tony telling Redban to stop, when he hears the trombone, and Redbans like "I didnt do anything"

    • @bennie.379
      @bennie.379 2 месяца назад +6

      eagle eyed lmao thats so funny

    • @pepelincecum
      @pepelincecum 2 месяца назад

      I love that little tap on the shoulder. As if to say," don't entertain him."

  • @gijsbunt3877
    @gijsbunt3877 Месяц назад +54

    American standup is basically just regular bullying

    • @Pear2323
      @Pear2323 19 дней назад +3

      Why do non americans see something from america and think that specific thing is just an "american thing"

    • @narcopilehptique6341
      @narcopilehptique6341 19 дней назад +2

      @@Pear2323 cause it work more it seem like in america than in france .. humor is a thing that is so subjective and truly can fluctuate a bit from one country to another.

  • @joshdyer3270
    @joshdyer3270 2 месяца назад +274

    The first dude 😂 he meowed back to the crowd

    • @nevarvalor6249
      @nevarvalor6249 2 месяца назад +8

      yea because he was desperate to fill the void with anything, thats why tony was telling him to just stop and look at him

  • @markhansen3593
    @markhansen3593 Месяц назад +684

    I think the first guy was just really depressed

    • @TinoVelasquez-cc5hi
      @TinoVelasquez-cc5hi Месяц назад +116

      Definitely depressed from using drugs/alcohol/pornography

    • @remcolok
      @remcolok Месяц назад +48

      after this he probably isn't anymore. He ended his depression.

    • @blehtaart
      @blehtaart Месяц назад +12

      He ended his depression? Good for him. Can only applaud that

    • @jeffersonreyes301
      @jeffersonreyes301 Месяц назад +16

      @@blehtaartyeah… go ahead and take him some flowers while you’re at it

    • @tranquilitylane8933
      @tranquilitylane8933 Месяц назад +16

      @@blehtaartyeah he killed himself

  • @br4ktz828
    @br4ktz828 2 месяца назад +1609

    Just three dudes bombing on stage

  • @philipmorris438
    @philipmorris438 25 дней назад +5

    Man, first guy was not funny at all, but no reason for Tony getting so triggered. Guy was obviously trying to be funny at every situation out of desperation(and failing) but why roast the guy like that in such a personal way? Felt like Tony acted a little like a bitch in here

  • @frogerzard6606
    @frogerzard6606 Месяц назад +197

    That first dude Def committed toaster bath

    • @Latvijas_Amēlija
      @Latvijas_Amēlija Месяц назад +3

      Good.

    • @andresvalenzuela160
      @andresvalenzuela160 Месяц назад +26

      ​@@Latvijas_Amēlija Bruh see someone or take meditation clases or something I've already seen you in three different threads being glad about this dude unaliving himself lmao

    • @sirisaac6225
      @sirisaac6225 Месяц назад +6

      ⁠@@andresvalenzuela160Same, this person needs help cause that’s way too far

    • @javiermartinezjr8849
      @javiermartinezjr8849 29 дней назад

      ​@@andresvalenzuela160 wtf tou serious.... Homie needs to be ona watch list

    • @dolphinforever
      @dolphinforever 23 дня назад

      @@Latvijas_Amēlijanot putting your nazi music playlist on private and thinking the guy bombing at a comedy club is worse joe was right some people cant see a brick wall if its in their face lmfao

  • @Billybong914
    @Billybong914 Месяц назад +131

    Okay the first guy saying "A noose, maybe" was actually a funny rebuttal to him looking for any distraction.

  • @thatoneguy-jk6ts
    @thatoneguy-jk6ts 2 месяца назад +282

    I think my humor is broken. I legitimately thought the third guy was hillarious

    • @user-dm8kz8ul8h
      @user-dm8kz8ul8h 2 месяца назад +21

      Nah man I love being the only person in the room that laughs at a joke
      Shout out to Nate Marshall’s Jupiter joke. I’m still laughing at that one, and I don’t care how loud the other table groaned

    • @vinnyd6227
      @vinnyd6227 2 месяца назад +22

      3rd guy was definitely the funniest of the three and definitely not the worst. I’m not sure how the first guy saw those jokes going and the second woman just took an age to say anything. But well done to all of them, it can’t be easy to get up in front of that crowd.

    • @ososichosi
      @ososichosi Месяц назад

      It was a guy dressed as a woman

    • @Robbinoks
      @Robbinoks Месяц назад +3

      I was dying at the long pauses and breathing heavily into the mic. That should be the entire character. Just the stupidest jokes while breathing like Tony soprano

    • @samuelbarrett9403
      @samuelbarrett9403 Месяц назад

      Agreed, there are far more unfunny people on Kill Tony than him! The first person was a horrible talentless Jerk!

  • @GodfatherRob
    @GodfatherRob Месяц назад +5

    "You look like if Dahmer only ate gingerbread men. You are... a HEFTY fellow. " jeeeeesus christ Tony 😭

  • @troletrain
    @troletrain Месяц назад +438

    Juanita's five o clock shadow grows faster than her ability to get to a punch line.

  • @bovice1766
    @bovice1766 2 месяца назад +333

    The second chick told her entire life story

    • @mhoovair89
      @mhoovair89 2 месяца назад +47

      Dude*

    • @kpenis17
      @kpenis17 2 месяца назад

      @@mhoovair89 definitely a dude

    • @Abuqital2000
      @Abuqital2000 2 месяца назад +27

      Thats a man 😂

    • @ericsinchina
      @ericsinchina 2 месяца назад +3

      Lol...except the part they were all waiting for.

    • @FirinMahLazer1
      @FirinMahLazer1 2 месяца назад +1

      I feel like she can get there she just needs tighten up

  • @ozzybraah
    @ozzybraah Месяц назад +64

    0:47 Bro with the guitar in the back, covered his ears😂😂😂😂

    • @AdmiralAnarchy
      @AdmiralAnarchy 21 день назад +3

      That's D Madness and he's blind, which makes it even more hilarious lmao

    • @Bleeblooplu
      @Bleeblooplu 18 дней назад +1

      It’s a bass not a guitar

    • @treadwell1917
      @treadwell1917 14 дней назад +2

      Yeah dude you know how bad, bad sounds when you’re blind?

    • @ozzybraah
      @ozzybraah 14 дней назад +2

      @@AdmiralAnarchy I didn’t know he was blind! Thats hilarious!

    • @xX504kidXx
      @xX504kidXx 7 дней назад +2

      @@AdmiralAnarchyhe literally wanted no part of what was going on

  • @joeprince728
    @joeprince728 28 дней назад +5

    "Shoulda worn a hat" was hilarious

  • @B_uttcrumbs
    @B_uttcrumbs 2 месяца назад +672

    This is why kill Tony is fucking depressing

    • @DeimosPC
      @DeimosPC Месяц назад +199

      It is but some of these people need a reality check. Some of them genuinely will never be funny and they’re chasing a dream that’ll never come true.. wasting their time

    • @Blackdiamondprod.
      @Blackdiamondprod. Месяц назад +85

      Nah, man. People who aren’t funny will waste thousands of dollars signing up for open mics and shows that they have to pay for, getting scammed into “comedy classes”, moving to bigger cities to pursue comedy, quitting their jobs, getting scammed by fake producers. It’s better for them if they hear it straight from people they aren’t in competition with.

    • @crunkalac
      @crunkalac Месяц назад +5

      Ric Flair didn't feel the vibe at all

    • @tacticoolkid4957
      @tacticoolkid4957 Месяц назад +6

      @@Blackdiamondprod.like that episode where Dee taught acting classes

    • @Blackdiamondprod.
      @Blackdiamondprod. Месяц назад +7

      @@tacticoolkid4957 comedy classes in general are a scam. Nobody can teach you how you’re funny. They can just teach you how they’re funny. It’s not like playing an instrument, and if they were funny, they wouldn’t be teaching classes, they’d be getting paid spots.

  • @christophercampbell2929
    @christophercampbell2929 Месяц назад +153

    3rd guy didn't want to talk about how he stole Dinosaur DNA from Jurassic Park.

  • @aydenharris5633
    @aydenharris5633 4 месяца назад +198

    Post Malone dying in the background of the third guy cracked me up

    • @Bloo_Bear
      @Bloo_Bear 2 месяца назад +7

      Honestly it was a true story wrapped up in a dad joke im not even mad at it 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

  • @nftforest951
    @nftforest951 Месяц назад +12

    I love that posty gave the last guy a legit round of applause

  • @benjamincornier4268
    @benjamincornier4268 Месяц назад +354

    You know it's bad when I have to take breaks throughout the video

    • @IsaiahClark-gq6nd
      @IsaiahClark-gq6nd Месяц назад +17

      You're right: whenever word comes around that Benjamin Cornier had to take a break watching a video, I tell alllllll my friends not to watch it.

    • @benjamincornier4268
      @benjamincornier4268 Месяц назад +12

      @@IsaiahClark-gq6nd I feel famous already

    • @evanharrison6378
      @evanharrison6378 Месяц назад +3

      Bro I paused the video on the first guy like 12 times

    • @bobbybushwhacker
      @bobbybushwhacker Месяц назад +1

      I've been turning down the volume and looking away hahaha

    • @bobbybushwhacker
      @bobbybushwhacker Месяц назад

      ​@@evanharrison6378 haha same, that was rough

  • @luisurena8789
    @luisurena8789 2 месяца назад +85

    Medically retired from the military and this guy goes “does it have to do with trusting farts.” 😂😂😂

  • @KirikoOnly
    @KirikoOnly Месяц назад +290

    The first guy was bad, but Tony was kinda being a little shit- yes it’s his show, yes he did terrible, yes you can make fun of him, but there’s a certain point where you’re only doing it to hurt him/give yourself a moment of superiority??
    Kinda just felt weird

    • @virgil3836
      @virgil3836 Месяц назад +79

      Yeah he acted so butthurt. The guy seemed really nervous and insecure already, Tony could have offered him some genuine advice but bullied him instead

    • @kevinklassen4328
      @kevinklassen4328 Месяц назад

      @@virgil3836 Yeah just makes Tony look like a real douche as well. He's just as unlikeable.

    • @SovietWinnieThePoo
      @SovietWinnieThePoo Месяц назад +62

      He made fun of Tony’s audience. That’s what set him off to begin with

    • @KirikoOnly
      @KirikoOnly Месяц назад +5

      @@SovietWinnieThePoo That’s true, probably because of nerves- my point still stands that at a certain point it’s just kinda weird

    • @kaineshigaraki5253
      @kaineshigaraki5253 Месяц назад +19

      He does it all the time. It gets him off.

  • @michaelcost7733
    @michaelcost7733 Месяц назад +7

    The only guy bombing is Tony. Nobody laughing

  • @angusc.k.c6946
    @angusc.k.c6946 Месяц назад +27

    I feel so bad for Sai. He was just nervous and his angle didn’t work out. Probably a really nice guy too :(

  • @tyler.giddens
    @tyler.giddens 2 месяца назад +67

    The way the last guy had total silence had me absolutely crying 😂😂😂

    • @dustycomputer1806
      @dustycomputer1806 2 месяца назад +6

      the fact the white noise was increasing every time he stopped talking was killing me

  • @potatomunchh
    @potatomunchh 2 месяца назад +135

    Tony calling someone an “unbearable wretched human” sounds like a lot of damn projection