The White Girl™️ Bit
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Edited by SeraGeranium
Ending Bit by Solidus113
Full episode coming soon
Featuring:
Woolie / wooliewoolz
Reggie / chesterr01
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This is Woolie VS The Algorithm, a new RUclips Channel where you'll find all of the best and funniest moments from WoolieVersus. The highlight videos released here will have tight editing and enhancements of the hypest moments to create an even more fun experience, as well as gateway into checking out the full length WoolieVersus content.
Together with his friend Reggie, they have played numerious games on the channel ranging from genres like RPG, JRPG, Fighting Games, and FPS. Games like Elden Ring (open world Dark Souls game), Mass Effect (Legendary Edition), Final Fantasy 6 (Pixel Remaster) and Disco Elysium (Disco Elysium Final Cut). Woolie hosts Get Into Fighting Games, which is a series that introduces new and old fighting games like Guilty Gear Strive (GG Strive) and Skullgirls. Clips from the podcast Castle Super Beast which he records with PatStaresAt are also hosted on the WoolieVersus channel. Woolie has collaborated with other content creators like Super Eyepatch Wolf and LittleVmills. Some of his most popular videos are his lore videos on Gulity Gear (GUILTY GEAR LORE: Heaven or Hell) and Kirby (Kirby Lore: Star Allies, Dark Matter Trilogy and Morpho).
Stay tuned for more WoolieVersus/Woolie VS The Algorithm highlights, watch alongs and shorts.
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"Red flags need love too." - Reggie, the GOAT
two weeks later and this phrase still pops into my mind unprompted, it's such a fucking banger
Man I am so glad Woolie is too ethical to start a cult.
Only because he lacks the means to do what he wants. Once he gets ahold of that Asimov “Look Into the Past” Machine, he WILL create the Church of Universal Truth later that day.
-hustle- FLOW
what you mean fighting came is hella cultish
That we know of
Yeah, we're so lucky that the magnanimous and pure Leader would never start a cult. So when are we all gathering to help the Prince of Lies retake the Throne of Maddentown?
"We've been with you since high school! We got you into fighting games! We got you into JoJo! We got you into Dark Souls!"
Fuck, dude, not like this...
I did legit get into jojo from two best friends
I got into anime PERIOD because of them.
Hearing that and frantically looking for a “gift sub” option on RUclips like one of Pavlov’s dogs
I know there are more parts, but the ending to JoJo part 6 was so perfect I want that to be the series finale.
Got into Kamen Rider because of Woolie
Woolie got me into Devil May Cry! How could he not care about me like a son?! We’re basically family!
*looks at the random selfie I took with Woolie at ANYC 4 years ago*
"It was all fake?"
"OF COURSE IT WAS FAKE"
The fact that Woolie can pull that caliber of Nakama Speech out of his back pocket not just once but twice is a testament to his Power and I for one am glad he's not the cult leader type.
What being raised in the church does to a man
Reggie playing hype man in the background is real wingman energy
The fact that Reggie gets it, is perfectly aware of why it is wrong, but still insist that if he could he would like. follow, subscribe and donate, is the funniest shit
My boy is down bad horrendous
Was like a Doctor King speech all of a sudden
It took him about thirty seconds to sync up _perfectly_ with Woolie's energy
It's true, subbing to Woolie automatically puts you in his will.
I'll finally get my 7 dollars
Unknown to everyone though, the will doesn't *guarantee* we get anything, instead it adds you to a roster to fight in the Tournament of Darlington where we must fight over the scraps of his last will and testament.
Unfortunately it just gets you automatic entry into the afterlife tournament
I can't wait for my $1.50
The quick zoom-in on Reggie after "I'll remember your name" fucking broke me
When this happened live it felt like the world was simultaneously ending and being born again. It was phenomenal.
Like that Xbox ad of the baby aging into a grave.
Welcome to the family 🙏 brother
It just kept going though, it was so stupid.
I was afraid
MADE IN HEAVEN
So made in heaven
Oh my god, the Frenzy meter building up over Woolie’s head fucking _killed_ me
Is Reggie a "I can fix her" man?
Reggie is a "I could fix her, but honesty whatever the hell is wrong with her is way hotter"
"I could make her worse"
"Red flags need love to"
reggie is a "anything with a pulse" man
We all saw the Mass Effect LP. Reggie is on a mission, and that mission is fucking.
Oh my god he dug *DEEP* for the white girl bit. It's been a long time since I've been reminded about Maddentown
Woolie brought it up on this week's podcast so it was fresh on his mind
When he said "you've been watching me some high school" I felt that. Because I have. I'm 26. I'm really glad he used this power on a bit and not for evil because that shit would've WORKED.
God same long time but the down to earth is why Im still here
EASILY!!
Same
You can tell that Woolie and Reggie, but especially Woolie, are from an entirely different EON of the Internet, with how effortlessly they can pick up on the kinds of parasocial cues that lead to joining cults
Never thought I'd say this, but I miss the wild west version of the internet when "then" old people hadn't realized how much money their mega corporations could make from it.
@@createmakestuff4694 We all do brother, we all do, leastways those of us who lived through those Old Days and Old Ways
It’s just being mature (old) enough to have seen all the tactics used by cult leaders. It is unfortunate how the youth are so easily manipulated by some internet “personalities” when I’d think they should know better. But that just mean I’m an old mfer too haha😂
If Woolie has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Woolie has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Woolie has only one fan then that is me. If Woolie has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Woolie, then I am against the world.
Amen
Hell yeah brother
Your username being 'trash man' makes your statement so powerful
Aye brother. You have my bow
We are the first and last defense.
I literally had a dream last night where I was helping Woolie (or maybe he was helping me?) move things out of a U-Haul and I was like, "...Lookin forward to Mass Effect 3, man." and that was it. That was the whole dream.
When I woke up, I was like 'Oh no... Not you too, ancient reptilian brain.'
Make sure the fight cab isn’t broken
You had your very own Tumblr Dream Obama moment with YT Dream Woolie
I started watching Best Friends play when they were on Machinima, back when it ended it felt so world ending for me then I realized "wait, this is f-up, I need to leave this stuff", then I dropped all of the community things and stopped following everyone on YT or Twitch. I just tune in some times for clips, but never again.
4:03 That sudden anime gleam in Reggie's eyes when he says "WE LOVE YOU ALL THE TIME~☆" kills me, lol.
Woolie is fucking frightening, because if he really wanted to, he could do this bit but for real. His moral fiber is the only barrier between him and supervillainy.
Woolie has realized the power of the weapon known as “parasocial relationships” 💀
Weaponized parasocial relationships... Jesus christ ... Thats some next level villain shit
@@vivamexico254 That's called, The Algorithm
The amazing part this video does not show was the sudden burst of Gift subs on chat when Woolie started at 2:20
"You can't reinforce bad behavior guys."
-Woolie, as he and Reggie cracks open a cold one in-sync.
The editing is legit 10/10, a true certified white girl classic.
3:11
Reggie's voice: "I'll remember your name!"
Reggie's face: Eh, maybe not.
COOOOME BREAK ME DOOOOWN BURY ME BURY ME I AM FINISHED WITH YOOOOU!
The reach to the sky at 1:00 onwards. Reggie thirsting so hard it's turning Woolie religious again.
That definitely was the face of a man turning to god for the first time in decades
This is the opposite of the Low Tier God clip
The feeling is like an overbearing parent guilting you into loving them.
my jaw is hurting from how hard its grinning
Woolie knows exactly how hard to go into a bit to inflict maximum effect
It's quite awkward to have woolie give me a motivational speech while im naked using the bathroom
You need the motivational speech when you're at your most vulnerable.
i am having some really bad back pain right now, Woolie saying "you!" and pointing straight at the camera just sent it from a 6 to a 10 because i was laughing so hard. damn you man
Woolie transmitted his Disco Elysium back breaking laughter moment to you! Just for you! You matter!
Reggie out here championing the absolute worst path humanity has gone on. “Red flags need love too”
Not gonna lie, the old channel with the whole crew got me into some games I probably wouldn’t have tried otherwise
Same. But not fighting games. Sorry Woolie, but your magic has no effect on me!
I wouldn't have cared about Nier if it wasn't for the LP.
MUFFINS ARE CAKES!
It also saved me from buying some games
Oh man... ... I have been watching Woolie since highschool...
Don't let it set in!
How unfortunate.. 😔
since you were in high school, or since *he* was? very important distinction.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 ever since he was. I foresaw his rise to prominence when I was 7 and have been watching it from afar in real time!
I was so laughing along with this bit and having a good time clowning on people who fall for this shit until he brought up getting me into jojo and dark souls, and i felt something in my heart and I realized that I am not immune to being parasocial. really hoping woolie never gets that see the past machine cause I would absolutely be a mark for the universal truth church.
He jokes about introducing us to fighting games and JoJo but no shit, I got back into fighting games because of Woolie and him and Pat were how I found out about JoJo lmao
the joke is that it's REAL
About everything he said was true for me, minus I started In like grade 7 or earlier with them
Same here.
I got into so many things because of SBFP, fighting games to Godzilla to gundam and Platinum games
I had sort of the inverse experience. The boys were how I found out Jojo wasn't an original Capcom IP.
Reggie understanding and jumping on the bit so quickly at 2:20 shows why these guys are great together
1:03 woolie closes his eyes and raises a hand to God in an attempt to cling to his sanity, and then lands the mixup into a facepalm, combo'd with "its not worth it"
Woolie actually gave me a hug before though
It was just his after image.
"Red flags need love, too." Reggie, year of our lord, 2022.
5:45
"Don't reward bad behavior."
-Cracks open a beer.
Is this the crown jewel of Woolie VS The Algorithm? I'm feeling an urgent itch to reward him with hundreds of dollars right now.
Seriously, though. Like Pat got me into Yakuza and my life has never fucking been the same. Like he did nothing for me directly or personally and yet. I don't actually know what I can safely do with that feeling of gratitude.
Be personally thankful that it happened and then move on. There's nothing to do with it that wouldn't have the opposite affect, and you're under no obligation to try.
Pat is literally diagnosed my depression on the old podcast lmfao
What you do is pay it forward. Get someone else into Yakuza. By force if you need to.
@@bugleberryfancam5820 best friends caused my depression when they broke up 😔
Woolie got me in to Devil May Cry, the way I repay it is by passively giving him income by watching RUclips videos
Whenever I feel the urge to feel the friend connection with a creator I've never met, I just imagine how offputting it would be to have James Corden be unhealthily obsessed with me.
Yeah but James corden is kinda off putting by default. Don’t put yourself down like that.
Oh no, Woolie DID get me into Dark Souls, he hit me with a specific target, shit!!
Your editor Sera deserves a raise for this bit - haven't cracked up this much in a while.
Woolie has the power of being around enough internet _and_ pastors through his life. He's double dipping.
You know Woolie, this might be a bit about parasocial relationships but you and the old crew really did introduce me to so much stuff that I fell in love with. MGS, Dark Souls, JoJo, Legend of the Galactic Heros, Resident Evil, and a whole big ass pile of other things too. Thanks guys, keep up the good content, I'm always excited to see what you're doing next
Despite his own views, you can literally see Woolie reach out to god to guide Reggie away from the darkness.
Oh God.
Our brains have a backdoor and a moonroof.
The chemicals. You feel them too.
I’ve always known. I just wanted to pretend it was different.
One time I saw Woolie at a convention and ever since then Ive been telling people I know Woolie and we are friends who hang out sometimes
"red flags need love too" is a hell of a phrase
Not gonna lie... that DID make me want to give you some money. Love you too white girl Woolie and Reggie. 😂
That ending killed me.
The irony of Woolie saying "i got you into Dark Souls". No "we" got "you" into Dark Souls
I hate that he totally nailed me on this shit, all of it was true except him getting me into dark souls. Fuck, lmao
Woolie put up his hand like he was about to testify to the Lord on behalf of Reggie lol
I was waiting for Woolie to start talking in tongues at some point, got that church vibe.
I hate that half the things you were joking about in your pitch were very accurate to me haha
parasocial relationships are here to stay nobody can stop us from being losers
Woolie and Reggie really cares, fr fr 🤣🤣🤣
I'm glad woolie knows we've been here too long
The algorithm certainly wasn't the one that brought us here
@@TortoiseMaximus the match is currently at neutral; he got some good hits in, though.
...I wouldn't have known what that sentence met before Woolie drilled FGC lingo into my brain.
I'm sad Woolie didn't get a green-and-purple bathwater image for this bit
NOW HE'S OUR SHEPHERD
AND WE'RE HIS FLOCK
You can pinpoint the exact moment Woolie's soul left his body momentarily.
Ah, the 30 seconds mars played on rubber chicken. That's a good endcap to the white girl cult of WooliveVS.
"you've been watching me since highschool" sorry Woolz, I'm actually a lil bit older than you. I was 27 when I first watched TBFP, and that was 10yrs ago 🤣🤣
it made me chuckle when Woolie was like "don't encourage that behaviour" at the end lol
1:01 That is a "Lord help this man" face if I've ever seen one
Woolie, turning to the lord, looking (off screen) for help for this man.
0:53 I love the subtle little squint Woolie adds as he judges Reggie unworthy
I know it's a bit, but honestly, the old channel really did get me into a lot of things that would otherwise probably never have entered my world. Jojo, Resident Evil, X-Files, Berserk and probably a bunch more things that I now love and don't even remember that I got into from watching the old vids and LPs. That *did* happen.
And yet I'm not subbed to any of the old guys on twitch or patreon.
Can't believe I've been a fake fan for ten years.
You ever be so thirsty you spontaneously turn your friend into a televangelist?
It's all fun and games till Woolie and Reggie get their hands on THE ALGORITHM marker. Make us whole, twitch streamers. Make. Us. WHOLE.
Woolie: _morphs into vtuber for a picosec_
Me: “Huh, what’s a VTuber?”
Woolie: *“YOU WEREN’T INTERESTED IN ANY OF THAT SHIT, YOU DIDN’T LOVE THAT BUT NOW ITS CHANGED YOUR LIFE, I’M THE ONE!”*
Woolie talking to John EyepatchWolf right now
I mean, Woolie got me into Dark Souls 2, DS2 specifically. No other souls or souls-like, just DS2. The good one.
Why is no one commenting about how fucking sick that combo video being synced to the lyrics was??
Props to Reggie for getting teary eyed for the bit
Real talk: binging all the podcasts from day one with the ol boys, at episode 121 right now, on the way to Super Castle Beast and I'm going to knock that out.
Woolie, you are for real the most humble, giving, and radical human being on the platform. Penultimate beast dog megaboss.
Thank you Woolie. I finally feel seen.
And yes, I will give you power of attorney.
Thank you my real life friends Reggie and woolie of the woolie versus youtube channel , the castle super beast podcast and woolie will figure it out, im currently out of money but theres a guy in cape town who buys organs for a premium. just give me a week and the tier 3s will flow once more.
If that's "Star Allies" music at some point that's amazing, the game where you throw love at enemies to make them fight for you. Undertale stuff is perfect too.
This thumbnail is so powerful, I'm literally shaking in awe.
1:00 Woolie reaching out to the Lord that he once abandoned for guidance after Reggie dropped the, "I shouldn't..."
Yes, you tell them, Kings! I was here for such a moment!
Okay the vergil judgement nut ending to parallel the cod 360 no scope ending on the original clip is absolutely top tier content
So is the rest but I hadn't seen that part before
Maddentown isn't a place.
It's that special feeling deep in your heart.
Say yes to your heart. Say yes to Maddentown.
i got a sub during the white girl bit. woolie and reggie are my best friends
I'm so glad that the guy who I don't know personally and doesn't know me is always looking out for me and every other person who occasionally checks his shit out from time to time.
Well shit Woolie did taught me about jojo...
So...where's the "Thanks" button on this video so I can have Reggie and Woolie remember my name?
Woolie finally acknowledged our friendship
I completely agree with the ridiculousness with the bit, while also acknowledging I had a dream where I talked to woolie about fire emblem characters over dinner
I could feel my brain melting through this bit, but in a good way.
Woolie did NOT get me into fighting games, I did that my damn self... but JoJo? Erm... damn, I guess that's worth 50 gifted subs, fair enough.
Man crazy thing is, I am like a mere centimeter from believing and and being sold by that hard sell speech cuz to a certain degree it’s all true,I legit grew up watching him and the crew lol.
I love the edit of the crazy booty short streeamer going off like then then it just starts playing 30 Seconds to Mars and a football game where some dude just gets bodied so hard he flips backwards
Woolie keeping Reggie away from that Simp life. Always pulling him back before he falls over the edge.
I new we had a special relationship since that one time on the old channel I dropped a joke and Woolie laughed at it! This PROVES IT!!!
Man what a bit.🤣
Reggie a Real one, protect this man!!
Ik this is a bit, but if we wanna look at things on a super micro level, Woolie has influenced the direction of my life in the most unexpected ways.
There was an animation from the days of the old channel where Woolie says “Okay, im fuckin Takumi, im in the Hachiroku.” I cant remember which one it was but it stuck with me. Remembering it randomly in college led me to google it where I found initial D and now i own a Japan Imported Nissan S13 and im obsessed with Japanese cars and drifting. I just find that pretty funny.
Oh and fighting games too fuck yeah punch girls