WOULD YOU PRESS THE BUTTON COMPILATION
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- Would You Press The Button? (Compilation) #shorts #wouldyourather #willyoupressthebutton
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Jonny: "That isn't that good"
Chat: "But it would be funny"
Jonny: **Presses the button**
5:36 I get a functioning lightsaber with no downside? Hell yeah!
Fr! (i do love my dad tho so its like inbetween)
I hate my dad so I wouldn't care
The joke is his father left that’s why he said no downside
Basically Luke skywalker
As a person who hasn't seen their father in 7 years I will press the button
but then the downside of wishing there is no downside is that there will be a downside.
…you’re right
I had a seizure when reading this
Just make sure while wishing there is no downside wish there's no downside with the wish too
@@monkeyBOIIImysingingmonstersprobably also having one reading my reply to this comment
@@monkeyBOIIImysingingmonsters50% u get stroke from reading if u do the r/ihadastroke
Johnny is so funny + goofy and it is so perfect
chat going brook one piece whenever Jonny makes a funny opinion will forever be hysterical to me
For the Batman one, if it’s biological parents, no downside, I’m adopted
"Get unlimited cookies"
"But ur wounds dont heal"
So thats just diabetes speedrun then??😂
2:42 bro you're just a saiyan.
I'd like to be one
1:44
As someone who doesn't want to have children, there's no downside, just gotta wait until my crush and me are old enough to marry
12:50 having that conversation with your mom before you were born would be amazing!
18:09 you befriend Pokémon but they still own themselves. You take that 100%
You essentially just become a DND ranger in pokemon is what you're saying?
The Dragonborn question has an easy solution: just get a follower and go to a remote location then turn into a werewolf as u talk to them and put on 5 amulets of Talos, then use whirlwind sprint endlessly. (but even without this it has like 30 sec cd)
Say everything in Spanish
7:06 | Just move your hands using telekinesis. No downside
6:32 i thout he was gonna say pipity popety your breathing is now a coinages activity.😂😂
3:58 caught me off guard💀💀
For the never do homework one, I need Sprite so here’s the plan. Press the button and drink Sierra Mist for the rest of my days
18:03 I would just train my own body to fight pokemon myself and dress up as a machoke or something so that people think im an extra rare "anomaly" 🗿
4:21 Bro knew
THE ONE PEICE, THE ONE PEICE IS REAL
Definitely take the last one, sure you'll be a yucky corpse for a while, but then you get to enjoy life as a goofy skeleton
For the Dragonborn one just keep using the "Whirlwind Sprint" shout to get around quicker, other than that just walk everywhere, or buy a horse.
TRUE, THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
2:34 , no, you are
*INVINCIBLE*
3:20 But your heart moves when it beats so I’d take it
What we need is a superhero film that starts with one of these
3:14 you heart is always moving in you body
samsung users rise up with jonny leading the charge 10:10
With the no pokemon rule, in theory, COULD you get ultra beasts? Just like- get a Poipole.
Bro this is so entertaining.
Minions! TONIGHT! WE STEAL! ZE MOON
The fact that Jonny said “yeah your just Superman when it was dragon ball origin”
5:40 do I keep my step father’s respect? Because I haven’t seen my dad since 2013
6:29 that’s the dead wizard’s wand from Bill and Cletus vs unknown “holy flash!”
7:53 I pick yes because you can just think in a different language depending on where you are and whisper what ur thinking to yourself
Make full length film of bill and cletus
My thoughts: Is it possible. to hurt a sinks feelings, cause it cries whenever you wash your hands?
My friends: Wtf?
14:21 he is talking the language of the gods
With the “gain superpower but you monster” just be a super villain
That’s cannibalism
Luffy will fall dead because he will find the one piece and realize it's the friends we made along the way
Whirlwind Sprint shout… free dash, get over the encumbrance ez
1,000 year old walking skeleton? Hmmm....
4:22 has a guy that does not drink coke i see that has a total win
If it’s pokemon you can pull a Bonney and make a friend catch it for you
2:34
That's just being a Saiyan
5:34 So, free lightsaber with no changes?
You cant OWN a pokemon. You can still be friends/roomates with one so it would be better if anything
have anything i want but im emotionless
me: i wish for emotions *proceeds to tell everything i want*
8:01 excuse me what-
Maybe next one u should do: You get pancakes whenever u want, but there's a 25% chance they will be poisoned
4:26 I’m taking, I hate fizzy drinks
12:02 Elon musk be like 😂😂😂
“You rule the world but your a cat”
People allergic to cats:
The algorithme Always know what you want / mean but you have to use edge
Jonny is the best
3:58 caught me off guard
But if bacon, nutella, and Oreos never existed... you wouldn't miss them, because you never knew they existed. And free wifi... there are other foods. Sure, press it.
First one you press it because you can just get emotions again because you have everything you want
7:38 there’s no downside because you can think the words in any language in the world, and say it because no one understands you
5:36 why would i care i lost his respect when he already doesn't respect me enough to be around 😂😂😂😥😥😭
15:48, Pokemon Universe I would still tell Pikachu's everyday anyway😂
I loved all the one piece things that he said
I guess I’m already Batman
Super powers?
Monster?
Minions?!
LARGE CASTLE?!?
BOWSER?!?
Just block the starving child
Here's an overpowered wish and superpower: anything you say becomes reality, because you can just stop downsides by saying there is none and also you can give yourself any powers you want, and you can do anything you want because just say you can and you can alter reality.
10:14 No downside :)
Have everything you want but u have no emotions
Me: I want emotions🗿
bro at 9:22 i actually had doki doki literature club open and i was like "wtf"
15:48 bro Pikachu would taste like caffeinated rat lmao
6:05 plot twist: all cats think they rule the world, all that changes is you’re a cat
0:27 that's not a bar, that's a sick breakdown callout
Nutella and Oreo are BRANDS so that is a take.
8:50 depends on how random the paralysis is
you get a random superpower on the top 50%. this could be a great superpower, but the number of potentially inconsequential powers that exist (e.g. your eyes can melt anything, but only if it directly touches them) mean it's a gamble in and of itself
however, the paralysis has no information on where it is or how random it is.
if the paralysis has a similar chance of being inconsequential (e.g. only your left pinky toe & ring toe are paralyzed) it might be worth pressing. however, if all paralysis results are equal and debilitating, it's not worth it purely because the reward is statistically worse than the risk.
4:00 ur superpower can just be that you turn into a monster. A good monster tho
5:52 don’t worry razor I lost my father respect a long time ago
7:57 intrusive thoughts would ruin this
3:15 there is no downside , because technically you’re always moving and if anything, it says always moving, so if you’re adhd you always move some sort of part
The thing is if your jump scared every day at a random time and you’re really old, you’re probably gonna die by a heart attack
5:37 Idk who my father is so I’m taking that W
14:53 No, you’ll be depressed like flowey
Super speed but you can’t stay still, doesn’t mean you always have to be running at super speed. You can just fidget. It just means you have ADHD and super speed. 🤣
7:38 you just say it in a different language
Yeah think in something like latin nobody speaks that
I feel like the thing with the powers is that “if you do this, this happens but this also happens” bro just yoink it in your back pocket never use it 0 downside
14:57 you can see family members who died and if you get depression you just go back to when they are alive.
1:47 Your body is already perfect, bro. If others can't see it, that's their problem.
The last one is "ur sans"
Thank you for listening 😃
First one is One Punch Man in a nutshell
i love how a good chunk of this relates to One Piece (ive never watched nor been interested in the show/anime in general)
the boss is The RUclips open his shorts
Fun fact: one of my wishes, will actually lead to me dying painfully anyways… so I see that as an absolute win!
Yes
8:56 since the power could be paralysed its actually 49.99...9 to 50.00...1
18:03 kidnap my own from someone and put it on my basement
7:23 ill take 10 pills💀
3:29 what if my power is not to be a monster
Mabye do a devil fruit tear list but for average daily life
Pov:your in a war and then you hear the person who's fighting along side you just casually shouts this: FOOS ROW DA!!! And then you just make the enemy side fly back 20 feet. That's terrifying and hilarious.
5 is just the grand uncle from the boy and the heron 🦢
Me and Steven Universe bouta be chillin after we get some fry bits🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥