Actually, with the way sentencing works, they do have a number for how long you're in jail for. It's just called a life sentence if you'll be dead by the end of it.
I'm gonna have fun sleeping with jumpscares with that one. It's worth it. Edit: I'd take being invisible instead, I know it's holding breath or naked but it's worth it. Edit 2:Never mind, I'll become AN age forever and become the opposite gender (female)
Having all electronics disappear would be goofy AF just think old cars would still work so while your speedometer and everything doesn't work the car still drives and works fine
-Be able to talk to animals, but everything you say sounds the same -Be able to shapeshift, but only once Congrats, you just turned yourself to an animal!
Fun Fact for the one where you have unlimited cookies but your body can't heal it basically means your cells can't go through mitosis to replace cells that die naturally so you would die quite quickly and painfully
2:21 proprioception is gone for sight (proprioception is where you can sense where your limbs are so if you close your eyes you know where your hand is for example)
Time travel, but always to least interesting point is basically you time travelling to the safest place on earth in each time period, easy press, no downsides
Ah, yes. 20 minutes of the Kirby guy rambling about a would you rather game,
imagine you choose to be immortal and then they sentence you in prison for life 💀💀💀💀
Getting life in prison just means that the prison sentence will be longer than your remaining life span so you can't get prison for life
Actually, with the way sentencing works, they do have a number for how long you're in jail for. It's just called a life sentence if you'll be dead by the end of it.
@@Quietened, shut up and be quietend
@@GooberTheIII that joke deserves a 11/11
really need a "WOULD YOU PRESS THE BUTTON - ONE PIECE COMPILATION "
Can we get much higher?
@@pumkin610 So hiiigh!
In my opinion anime sucks but I think this guy is the new Albert Einstein
Anime is good
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“That’s a lot of breath”
3:39 my absolute favourite moment in the history of Jonny razer
Johnny makes would you rather much more fun
''I'm not gay, bu-''
Jonny RaZeR, 2024-
1:20
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My favourite video on this platform:
16:49 not taking, i had a nightmare literally dying
1:00 I want a serum to make me live 20 years longer.
Would you press the button-bit addition
0:58 want to live 20 years longer
We so need a bad movie/game idea compilation
1:00 make 20 more years of life
I would have like a smol dragon and just keep him w me
0:59 "i want to live 20 years more"
My Sports Teacher Has An Extreme Fear Of Pigeons
13:38 as an Indonesian whose country suffered inflation this is a win win situation
8:06 just wear a blindfold when you want to see normally
These videos are my crack
12:14 now i can always play with- *ACCOUNT DELETED*
13:12 Just troll people
16:54 That's just being a femboy with rizz... dunno yet
8:03 blind premium 🌟
3:30 Solution: make robot friends since you cannot make HUMAN relationships.
No pain so just push yourself to 100000%
Anything in the world you want easy get a button that adds 20 years to your life lol 😂
I am kinda mute and I HATE writing soooo.... Yes. I would press it
immortality
With the, you get X-ray vision but can’t turn it off, you can just have glasses that block everything completely and see what’s behind it.
the machine , you mean (GLaDOS)
13:00 there is no downside when you are already gay
Isn't gay technically a gender?
@@evanhernandez2071 No?
Chernobyl is literaly a rust monument
If you can't smell, you can't taste
no humans? that’s fine there’s a bunch of non humans that are basically human but technically aren’t
20:21 literally just Sheldon Cooper
For the emotion one ur basically just Master Chief or any other Spartan
Being blind and being able to move stuff with your mind isn’t that FUJITORA ONE PIECE or whatever
The last one is just become Ayanokouji from Classroom of the Elite
what are the chances of him talking about barbie crocs then a barbie ad comes up
If it's funny,It gets my vote
-johhny
You live temporarily in an apartment and move back into your grandmothers basement at like 80 until you die
16:54
I already do, but insecret (please, im thirsty for Astolfo)
9.17 just sit on the toilet when you make a wish
Is the one piece real?
Yes.
Yes.
13:07 and ive been doing it for free all this time
I get jumpscared every day and would get used to it plus I’m a millionaire I’m taking that
With the permanent X-Ray, just wear brick glasses smh
Id just want 20 years more to live
Make Star Wars real
Also Star Wars: blows up an entire planet
Hey I’m new to your long form videos but have been watching your shorts for a while you are amazing keep up the phenomenal work brother!!!!
i already do get jumpscared every day, i play fnaf
Luckily, it’s not a rick roll
I'm gonna have fun sleeping with jumpscares with that one. It's worth it.
Edit: I'd take being invisible instead, I know it's holding breath or naked but it's worth it.
Edit 2:Never mind, I'll become AN age forever and become the opposite gender (female)
1:00 bro just ask for immortality
Suggestion: would you press the button if all the pain in the rest of your life was transferred to one minute at random.
19:36
Mista but 5 is the bad luck number
And for the transform but only once just become an all powerful being
11:56 That’s literally me (I’m also dead inside).
"I'm not gay but 100k is 100k"
jesus christ
And for the wish but poo just wish to never poo or just wish for a bottomless portable toilet 😂
6:42
Fujitora/fajita one piece
For the lose a toe one I am taking it either way because you can’t stub your toe anymore
Infinite beer to sell tho…
Having all electronics disappear would be goofy AF just think old cars would still work so while your speedometer and everything doesn't work the car still drives and works fine
6:13 nah bro that's a madoka magica reference
Most of these is just like "You gain superpower, but if you use superpower, this slightly bad thing will happen"
like, you always take those.
the never heal wounds for unlimited cookies is one that I will not take because of stubbing your pinky toe
4:11 where is the downside here?
-Be able to talk to animals, but everything you say sounds the same
-Be able to shapeshift, but only once
Congrats, you just turned yourself to an animal!
12:10 As a trans man who has yet to receive any healthcare because *merica*, i see this as an absolute win
18:07 never specified which lego piece so it could be a rubber one
3:37 I'll just make ralsei deltarune
13:00 as someones whis aroace I SEE THIS AS A BIG BIG WIN
1:37 win-win, you don’t have to worry about money, going to work, cleaning, or anything, really.
Universe breaking loophole I have for 0:55 you choose extra lifespan and any amount 20 years or above
With the briefcase one just build an amazing luxury home in Antarctica and wear like 5 layers of clothing
5:46 if my legs would never get tired or like stressed easy take, I just sprint
17:18 *NO.*
6:04 just shapeshift into a shapeshifter, that way they can't stop you from doing it again.
the funny thing is for one of them is that some people already think im a girl with my long hair lol
0:56
... i want immorality
10:59 just pick someone that already retired
Fun Fact for the one where you have unlimited cookies but your body can't heal it basically means your cells can't go through mitosis to replace cells that die naturally so you would die quite quickly and painfully
10:01 this already happens to me but every 5 minutes😢
15:50 *cough cough* Crush 40
I already don’t have emotions 20:19
18:15 There's a loophole here. Just communicate in Sign Language.
everything in the world I want? well good thing id wanna live 1000 years longers
2:21 proprioception is gone for sight
(proprioception is where you can sense where your limbs are so if you close your eyes you know where your hand is for example)
0:56 i want to live 20 years older than i normally would, and a pet manul cat
Time to show my brothers I am gay or I mean am not gay
Move things with my mind? Yes! I’ll move someone’s sight to me! 6:43
Time travel, but always to least interesting point is basically you time travelling to the safest place on earth in each time period, easy press, no downsides
Transform to anything u want.
The loophole here is to beco e a shapeshifter 👍👍
turn into whatever u want only once SAIYAN SAIYAN EZZZZZ
Would you press the button: you get anything you wnat BUT you have to give up Waffle House
16 minutes in, michael jackson
15:46 is just tally hall
IT'S ALL FUCKING ONE PIECE
For the anything you want but die 20 years younger one, just have a magic eitem that grants you immortality
15:46 Pick an old dude. Simple.