Jerry Is Unable To Resist A Woman He Can't Stand | The Nose Job | Seinfeld

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @cabaret25
    @cabaret25 7 месяцев назад +14

    The "I'm Nelson!" gets me every time 😂

  • @SoleaGalilei
    @SoleaGalilei Год назад +57

    It slays me when he says "I don't think this is working" and she looks down at the script with confusion 😂

    • @janeskey5042
      @janeskey5042 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yes! That was the best part : the way she looked down at the script! 😂

  • @jarrodbarkley9061
    @jarrodbarkley9061 Год назад +37

    Kramer throwing the bits of paper 😂😂

  • @bhharsh
    @bhharsh Год назад +170

    Forget Football or Tennis, Jerry here played the most relatable sport for any man in this universe.

  • @EvanG529
    @EvanG529 10 месяцев назад +8

    The way she checks the script is incredible

  • @baalsaak
    @baalsaak Год назад +17

    2:34 "I'm Nelson..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    2:53 "Well, you just need to relax..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andresbordoni9277
    @andresbordoni9277 Год назад +105

    Gotta love that in Jerry's mind, he was still playing using a cool figurine chess set.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +3

      What were the "figurines" ?

    • @johnb1150
      @johnb1150 Год назад +2

      Yeah what exactly were the "cool figurines" with the transparency effect you can barely make them out let alone know what they are.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +346

    Jerry is having a reverse George moment. He can't resist a woman he can't stand while George can't resist a woman that can't stand him

    • @jebus89
      @jebus89 Год назад +6

      Tbf George couldn't stand Susan and stayed because he was scared

    • @michaelj.r457
      @michaelj.r457 Год назад +2

      Not just Susan. The woman who Jerry wanted a massage from. George even dumped a woman who liked him for that.

    • @jaymike3302
      @jaymike3302 Год назад

      @@michaelj.r457 George would take a big dump at a party and sink up the whole apartment...and say it's natural.

    • @SimsMoyal
      @SimsMoyal Год назад +2

      Wow Josè ever since you from the war you've changed...

    • @Krana-rt2yy
      @Krana-rt2yy Год назад +7

      "A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime... This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to find it irresistible."

  • @skyjockbill
    @skyjockbill Год назад +75

    What a great comedienne Tawny was in this. So sad she struggled so much in life and died too young.

    • @seven92023
      @seven92023 Год назад

      She was physically abusive to her husband and coke head.

  • @boisterousbillyclub2772
    @boisterousbillyclub2772 Год назад +24

    Tawny so great, bless

  • @amonralice
    @amonralice Год назад +90

    Kramer, the best psychologist. 😂😂😂

    • @mandiebox7945
      @mandiebox7945 Год назад +3

      I am surprised Kramer held onto the little bits of ripped papper... lol

    • @blasphemer_amon
      @blasphemer_amon Год назад +6

      Kramer the voice of reason

  • @BtheOutLIer
    @BtheOutLIer Год назад +20

    Kramer is hilarious. I need him
    Every time I think about taking another drink.

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Год назад +38

    Jerry scrambling for that paper. 🤣😂😅🤣

  • @IHWKR
    @IHWKR Год назад +23

    The regretful part is jerry begrudgingly got through the acting bit only to turn her down right before the best part.

  • @RockU2Death5150
    @RockU2Death5150 Год назад +40

    Love you, Tawny. Rest in peace. 🌹 🪦

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Год назад +5

      That chick was gooney birds.

    • @nicktubara
      @nicktubara Год назад

      Who was she

    • @averydaymond1560
      @averydaymond1560 Год назад +2

      @@nicktubara She was the video vixen in many Whitesnake music videos most notably in the video “Here I go again”. But she may have very well been Gooney Birds because she was one of OJ Simpson’s girlfriends while he was married to Nicole.

  • @MrBmick79
    @MrBmick79 Год назад +16

    been there before many a time. Seinfeld was such a relatable show...

  • @taxidancing87
    @taxidancing87 Год назад +34

    Kramer's speeches are low-key so good

  • @rafaelmartinvannostrand2084
    @rafaelmartinvannostrand2084 Год назад +71

    This is one of early episodes when the series really looked completely different from anything else on TV. Kudos to the actress who played the girl

    • @keraptisblackrazor2658
      @keraptisblackrazor2658 Год назад +25

      Tawny Kitaen, most famous for the whitesnake video Here I go again on my own, and Bachelor Party

    • @Bart-holow-mew
      @Bart-holow-mew Год назад +13

      God rest her beautiful soul. 😢

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 Год назад +4

      She was briefly a baseball wife.

    • @robertjensen1048
      @robertjensen1048 Год назад +4

      @@keraptisblackrazor2658 I first saw her in "Bachelor Party" in the theater. Me and all my 18-yo buds thought she was incredibly hot.

    • @joddle23
      @joddle23 Год назад +5

      tawny kitaen and jerry dated kind of under wraps for a few years

  • @youknowwhoiam2771
    @youknowwhoiam2771 Год назад +24

    “I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted them physically at the same time”
    How sadly relatable…

    • @lovewhitey4462
      @lovewhitey4462 Год назад +2

      Many Men and women wrestle with this dilemma

  • @u47mkbg
    @u47mkbg Год назад +12

    RIP Tawny, beautiful woman

    • @christopherdieudonne
      @christopherdieudonne 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yes, absolutely !!

    • @BigRW
      @BigRW 4 месяца назад

      She destroyed herself with plastic surgery.

  • @JoeChillton
    @JoeChillton Год назад +16

    Kramer and his food stealing lol
    Priceless.

    • @deadvodka
      @deadvodka Год назад

      But they have an agreement. Kramer gets to take anything from his fridge and Jerry can do the same from Kramer's fridge.. when there ever is something in there.

  • @Farley__
    @Farley__ 9 месяцев назад +4

    Tawny.....one gorgeous woman 🤩

  • @jakejoselitoramirez5988
    @jakejoselitoramirez5988 Год назад +24

    Isn't that Tawny Kitaen?

  • @TheLivewire18
    @TheLivewire18 Год назад +74

    I think we’ve all had this personal chess match at some point in our lives

  • @sirackcity
    @sirackcity Год назад +17

    The way Kramer rips up number 😅

    • @athena7042
      @athena7042 Год назад +1

      He played some of those scenes like a movie from the forties.

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 6 месяцев назад +1

      My question is, why did he still have the pieces?

  • @yavitvexe9997
    @yavitvexe9997 Год назад +4

    Jerry's response to a stupid George's analogy😂😂

  • @darger3
    @darger3 Год назад +13

    I watched MASH with my parents.
    I watched Seinfeld with my girlfriend.
    I watched Arrested Development with my wife.
    Some beautiful television.

  • @e.lfudge4690
    @e.lfudge4690 Год назад +6

    I hope Tawny got some of that Whitesnake money. Those videos she was in sold that album.

  • @Lopfff
    @Lopfff Год назад +5

    Here I go again on my own

  • @jtirello3_111
    @jtirello3_111 Год назад +4

    The struggle is real.

  • @stevenhiggins906
    @stevenhiggins906 Год назад +5

    we've all been there Jerry...

  • @frenchdefence199
    @frenchdefence199 6 месяцев назад +1

    My new favorite line. "He wins until you're forty but it's not a blowout"

  • @mobus1603
    @mobus1603 Год назад +1

    "Crop circles? Why don't you buy something?"

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Год назад +22

    Isabell or any other "Girlfriend" of Jerry's could NEVER match The Perfection Of Mulva❤

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky Год назад +4

      *dolores

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Год назад +6

      Mulva was fn gorgeous.

    • @redfordreddington8834
      @redfordreddington8834 Год назад +2

      There were some others that were better looking

    • @yourkiwimate
      @yourkiwimate Год назад +1

      thank you i love some mulva

    • @beeilve
      @beeilve Год назад

      @@redfordreddington8834 Like Katarina the romainain gymnast.

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Год назад +3

    Give me 1 hour! What about tomorrow morning?! 😂

  • @marichiarra8495
    @marichiarra8495 Год назад +6

    Like it would be that many pieces of paper🙄

    • @sustainfem
      @sustainfem Год назад

      But that makes it much funnier.

  • @bencoleman8171
    @bencoleman8171 Год назад +2

    Way to much paper thrown on the floor for the size that was ripped up?

  • @Bart-holow-mew
    @Bart-holow-mew Год назад +5

    God Rest Your Beautiful Soul Tawny! ❤️🕊️🙏🕊️❤️

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna Год назад

      you one of her husbands, boyfriends?

    • @Bart-holow-mew
      @Bart-holow-mew Год назад

      @@narajuna I could only imagine to be so blessed. She was a favorite of mine and she was taken way too soon. Very Sad, but Heaven Gained another beautiful Angel.

  • @MCC876
    @MCC876 6 месяцев назад

    Great to see Tawny. Loved her since seeing her in Here I Go Again music video. RIP. She is special.

  • @kreion
    @kreion Год назад +5

    Amazing how I don't remember this episode and I had a crush on Tawny

  • @Patrick3183
    @Patrick3183 Год назад +3

    Jerry was so cute

  • @raddastronaut
    @raddastronaut Год назад +27

    Quite possibly the best scene in the show ever.
    The woman is annoying and it’s not Sidra but the brain winning the chess scene is just so epic and you know it’s coming. 😂😂

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 Год назад +9

      Not even in top five. There are several other scenes that are clear standouts.

    • @yourkiwimate
      @yourkiwimate Год назад

      not for me, show about nothing has the top moment for me

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Год назад +5

    Aah. The age old battle between cranium and crotch! Depicted in the way only Seinfeld can 😆

  • @LauRa-re9un
    @LauRa-re9un Год назад +2

    Why do you keep cutting the ending??????? whyyyyy???' I always get frustrated with this videos youtube suggests to me. Put 5 minutes more of program and let us watch the rest of the dialogues. You always cut them. So frustrating.

  • @t-rexbatman36yearsago
    @t-rexbatman36yearsago 9 месяцев назад

    3:52 this whole scene 😂😂😂

  • @gsmith207
    @gsmith207 Год назад +4

    Tawny Kitaen!

  • @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870
    @nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 11 месяцев назад

    It's like going to the bathroom in front of everybody and not caring.
    - George Costanza

  • @luckynedpepper9030
    @luckynedpepper9030 Год назад +9

    Tawny Kitaen was so hot but apparently had quite the temper.

    • @bigreed67
      @bigreed67 Год назад +2

      @@travismcdonald6576 yep. With a shoe if I am not mistaken.

    • @seeharvester
      @seeharvester Год назад

      @@bigreed67
      He had it coming.

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 Год назад

      She was insane, a total lunatic who ruined her life with drugs and plastic surgery.

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna Год назад

      @@seeharvester while driving? WHAT he do???

    • @davidgeier5827
      @davidgeier5827 7 месяцев назад

      Redhead...

  • @westsidejatt
    @westsidejatt Год назад +3

    This scene was recycled in Curb where Larry david wouldn't let a woman eat cake who told him not to let have it under any circumstances

  • @andybenson2971
    @andybenson2971 Год назад

    It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @drunkweebmarine9492
    @drunkweebmarine9492 Год назад +1

    Stormed back in for cereal

  • @DavidTa2
    @DavidTa2 Год назад +6

    Im 43. The analogy is correct 😂

  • @WolfMajic
    @WolfMajic 11 месяцев назад

    Hilarious! Down on floor like digging for drugs 😂

  • @JumpingWatermelons
    @JumpingWatermelons Год назад +22

    Yeah this happened to me once with a girl who was..... she... she was a flat earther. Yeah really. My brain lost the chess game but it worked out great. No regrets on that one

    • @miamitten1123
      @miamitten1123 Год назад +3

      You married her didn’t you? First child on the way too😐

    • @falcon-ng6sd
      @falcon-ng6sd Год назад +3

      So... she didn't turn your world upside down?

    • @lazyartiste_2357
      @lazyartiste_2357 6 дней назад

      Bravo

  • @hellobeautiful5225
    @hellobeautiful5225 8 месяцев назад

    Can’t believe this is from season three. This has got first season written all over it. So awkward, and kind of dirty.

  • @michaeldover
    @michaeldover Год назад +3

    This scene was some of the best comedic writing in the entire series.

  • @neonfroot
    @neonfroot Год назад +2

    I can relate to this.

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Год назад +1

    Forget About It 🤣🤣

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Год назад +42

    RIP Tawny Kitaen

    • @toptenguy1
      @toptenguy1 Год назад +6

      Thanks, I was trying to figure out who that was, I just couldn't put my finger on it. And yep, sad news about her last year. :(

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able Год назад +3

      @@toptenguy1 you're welcome

    • @joycampi7233
      @joycampi7233 Год назад +6

      She was gorgeous!

    • @saifonlawrence2044
      @saifonlawrence2044 Год назад +2

      OJs chick

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Год назад

      RIP, Joseph V. Perry.

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 Год назад +7

    Kramer cracks me up 😂

  • @upland77
    @upland77 Год назад +2

    Tawny Kitaen is the name of the red head

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Год назад

    Jerry and Kramer turn into Larry David's versions of Frasier and Niles Crane in this episode.

  • @bobg6638
    @bobg6638 5 месяцев назад

    I’ve played that same chess match per several of the ladies 😂😂😂

  • @xploration1437
    @xploration1437 Год назад +6

    Release the whole episodes!

  • @LB14745
    @LB14745 Год назад +8

    I'm Nelson!

  • @KidPersepolis
    @KidPersepolis Год назад +2

    Is that Tawny Kitaen? I think she passed away a few years ago.

  • @tobuslieven
    @tobuslieven Год назад +3

    Those early seasons were pretty weird. Pretty, pretty weird.

  • @livingshadows6731
    @livingshadows6731 Год назад +2

    I have that same chess set/board lol so cool

  • @fromthehaven94
    @fromthehaven94 Год назад

    I'm guessing the lines being read are not from the play Flesh Wounds in Ithaca.

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 Год назад +7

    I love this scene!

  • @maryjohnson4189nnkb
    @maryjohnson4189nnkb Год назад +2

    Classic tv 🤣

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Год назад +14

    Let's be honest - most of us would recite the complete works of Shakespeare if it meant the Little Emperor got his way ;)

  • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
    @user-gk9lg5sp4y Год назад +8

    One of my favorite scenes in the whole series 😂😂😂

  • @monkeyboy4746
    @monkeyboy4746 10 месяцев назад

    With the time/events that have passed, this episode is a bit spooky now.

  • @RachelDavis705
    @RachelDavis705 Год назад

    They must not show this one in syndication lol

  • @jeanmont
    @jeanmont Год назад

    Yup, been there.

  • @f.frederickskitty2910
    @f.frederickskitty2910 Год назад +3

    Is that Tawny Kitaen???

  • @sirackcity
    @sirackcity Год назад +2

    It’s not like that at all 🤨😄

  • @walternullifidian
    @walternullifidian Год назад

    Fuhget about it! 🤣

  • @yyndsai
    @yyndsai Год назад

    she's confused about what's not working

  • @dtz1000
    @dtz1000 10 месяцев назад

    Jerry looks like Sasha Baron Cohen when he has that headgear on. Apart from both being of the same tribe, are they related?

  • @joeharris3878
    @joeharris3878 Год назад

    Never saw that one. Or knew about it.

  • @Soul.Is.Willing
    @Soul.Is.Willing Год назад +7

    Why in the heck would Kramer keep the torn papers in his pocket 1-2 days later? 🤔

    • @holyghoststories
      @holyghoststories Год назад +9

      It's Kramer. Clearly, he hasn't changed pants all week.

    • @Soul.Is.Willing
      @Soul.Is.Willing Год назад

      @@holyghoststories lol, I guess Seinfeld knew that?

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna Год назад

      think he expected a reversal, pretty obvious from the promises he asked.

    • @markgendala5689
      @markgendala5689 Год назад

      That's exactly what 'Kramers' do!

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Год назад

      @@holyghoststories
      Do you mean that the only thing between Kramer and that note was a thin layer of cheap Gaberdine..?!?

  • @martyc2637
    @martyc2637 9 месяцев назад

    I would have read lines all day to get Tawny

  • @AMC442
    @AMC442 Год назад

    No matter what

  • @robertmccully2792
    @robertmccully2792 Год назад

    Been in a love hate relationship before, not fun.

  • @slicktheslickster
    @slicktheslickster Год назад +1

    This is really an odd episode.

  • @srami004
    @srami004 Год назад +4

    Tawny Kitaen?

  • @rudy6884
    @rudy6884 Год назад

    Some real emotions out there.

  • @jayrobram55
    @jayrobram55 Год назад

    I'm 50.. the point is I actually loved Seinfeld...A show about nothing that is so funny... I watched every episode even when the last one were they all were going to jail

  • @stoneylonesome5826
    @stoneylonesome5826 9 месяцев назад

    His helmet should have been painted purple.

  • @Nill757
    @Nill757 Год назад

    Who’s the actress?

    • @u47mkbg
      @u47mkbg Год назад +2

      Towny Kitaen RIP

  • @johnb1150
    @johnb1150 Год назад +1

    Thankfully never had this problem cos I've never had a gf...

  • @johnnyawesome9492
    @johnnyawesome9492 11 месяцев назад

    Circumcised!

  • @dalecarney2581
    @dalecarney2581 Год назад +2

    Jerry date her in real life for months

    • @LauRa-re9un
      @LauRa-re9un Год назад +1

      Really? wow. I see so much chemistry between him and Julia.

    • @rachaelinav
      @rachaelinav Год назад

      Ya until she got preggers with another dudes baby.

  • @redmed10
    @redmed10 9 месяцев назад

    How did they get away with the head wear in chess game in the 90s.

  • @henrywallacesghost5883
    @henrywallacesghost5883 4 месяца назад

    Jerry and Tawny actually dated in real life.

  • @AndrewsOpinion15
    @AndrewsOpinion15 Год назад +1

    GOD GIVE US BACK TAWNY KITAEN AND WILL GIVE U AMBER BORZOTRA !!!

  • @episodesglow
    @episodesglow Год назад +5

    That woman could stand to learn some acting without acting

  • @Lucian-mg9mw
    @Lucian-mg9mw 3 месяца назад

    Shouldn’t he be wearing a purple helmet?