If Minecraft Was Controlled By Parents...

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2021
  • If Minecraft Was Controlled By Parents... This is an SUPER funny video. I hate it when my Minecraft screen time is up.
    Follow me on Twitter if you want: / chuckknasty
    This is not if Minecraft Had a storyline, Minecraft Speedrunner vs 5 hunters, The Story of Minecraft, When a Fortnite Player Plays Minecraft, POV: Your parents watch you play minecraft, or Minecraft 100 days videos be like. This is If Minecraft Was Controlled By Parents.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ChuckNasty
    @ChuckNasty  2 года назад +6567

    I hate when my screen time runs out :(

    • @IconicPlushStars
      @IconicPlushStars 2 года назад +168

      Try to make this a data pack for every to beat. I bet you won’t do it

    • @death-istic9586
      @death-istic9586 2 года назад +45

      2nd reply and early.

    • @IconicPlushStars
      @IconicPlushStars 2 года назад +95

      @@death-istic9586 like my comment

    • @etrix101
      @etrix101 2 года назад +35

      @@IconicPlushStars no

    • @bladehunter6360
      @bladehunter6360 2 года назад +26

      im very greatfull that this isnt in realy life or i wouldnt play minecraft

  • @copperbread
    @copperbread 2 года назад +4239

    The fact that the parental restrictions just doesn't care about someone casually stealing valuable resources from a village but restricts the player from eating bread is funny to me and I can't explain why.

    • @realwhigmaster
      @realwhigmaster 2 года назад +162

      Person robbing an innocent villager: I sleep
      Person trying to not starve: *Real [Blacklisted By Parental Controls]?*

    • @shirleydotxml
      @shirleydotxml 2 года назад +85

      IKR? I was expecting an error message to pop up saying "Stealing is wrong, please put the items back in the chest"

    • @katdoestuffYT
      @katdoestuffYT 2 года назад +19

      Maybe it was his own house?

    • @sirsmoss7362
      @sirsmoss7362 2 года назад +33

      Parent was probably a karen

    • @flamingmagmafish6616
      @flamingmagmafish6616 2 года назад +10

      i was expenting it to happen

  • @YouTubeLover123
    @YouTubeLover123 2 года назад +1852

    It was funny to me how the parental controls thinks eating bread is more of an issue than stealing from villager chests lol

  • @darkkirbygod
    @darkkirbygod Год назад +207

    I love how the parents are completely fine with theft and robbery

    • @chrissimmons9743
      @chrissimmons9743 Год назад +4

      That's how you know this is incorrect.

    • @bodisimo1019
      @bodisimo1019 8 месяцев назад +3

      I want to Make a Video Called “If RUclips was Controlled by Parents”.

    • @RO_CAD_BLOX
      @RO_CAD_BLOX 13 дней назад

      Yea ikr

  • @GoofyAhhDad72
    @GoofyAhhDad72 7 месяцев назад +37

    2:03 "DO YOU THINK IM FOUR"
    Made me laughing around the table

  • @Kovyrn
    @Kovyrn 2 года назад +637

    "Can I rob this villager?"
    "Well, okay, sure."
    "Can I eat bread?"
    "Obviously not! You disgust me! Every atrocity you have commited is not as bad as this!"

    • @chewyswing2933
      @chewyswing2933 2 года назад

      The parents: you are free to do crime me: i would kill the parents

    • @stormfriendscrew3559
      @stormfriendscrew3559 Год назад +16

      "Can I break a tree?"
      "Well okay, sure."
      *Gets a stick from the tree*
      "You have a weapon!...."
      "But y..."
      "No buts you are getting a time out!"

    • @Noble6254
      @Noble6254 Год назад +2

      SAME

    • @bossfight6125
      @bossfight6125 Год назад

      Mom wants u to be criminal

    • @Aubreyeatscarpet
      @Aubreyeatscarpet Год назад +7

      “Can I start WW3?”
      “Yes.”
      “Can I breathe?”
      “No! Never can a million years can I let you do that! You are grounded for life!”

  • @Banana_Fusion
    @Banana_Fusion 2 года назад +2137

    "Eat a rainbow"
    Sounds like skittles is controlling Minecraft not the parents

  • @cosmoredeathwish2319
    @cosmoredeathwish2319 10 месяцев назад +46

    For those that want help with that math problem in 1:08, 2x + 7 = 11 because the x next to 2 is another two (and in this equation rule, the letter just close to the number becomes another number used for multiplication)
    Basically x = 2, and 2 times 2 = 4, where in conclusion, 4 + 7 = 11

    • @lNFICRAFT
      @lNFICRAFT 9 месяцев назад +3

      bruh that was easy

    • @Dallastars
      @Dallastars 4 месяца назад +4

      If you need help with this problem and you’re a teen, you should probably contact your teacher for help.

    • @anoemuser310
      @anoemuser310 3 месяца назад +1

      This is just basic algebra

    • @GalaxyYT-
      @GalaxyYT- 3 месяца назад +1

      It’s literally easy math. I already knew it was 2 from the start.

    • @pweteriscool7803
      @pweteriscool7803 2 месяца назад +1

      so when ever the x is next to a number for ex: "7" thats the number x is?

  • @laurenrosenblum6144
    @laurenrosenblum6144 Год назад +31

    And then he complained to his parents and got banned from single player too. And then he tried to complain to Mojang, but was caught.

  • @hetero159
    @hetero159 2 года назад +415

    i respect this guy, he did his homework before playing

    • @j1tzbrawl718
      @j1tzbrawl718 Год назад +8

      It was a heroic sacrifice he made. Amen.

    • @marktsygan4008
      @marktsygan4008 11 месяцев назад +2

      I always complete my homework before playing.

  • @Angelic_Bliss
    @Angelic_Bliss 2 года назад +731

    Would be greater if the server could say, "Stealing is a bad thing" when he was looting food and diamonds

    • @jarrodbuchmann3830
      @jarrodbuchmann3830 2 года назад +7

      I literally thought it would say that but it did not

    • @Jetpack_Edits
      @Jetpack_Edits 2 года назад +4

      Same

    • @fan0
      @fan0 2 года назад

      Yeah

    • @zsgamestar
      @zsgamestar 2 года назад

      THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT LOL

    • @imtrashcam
      @imtrashcam 2 года назад

      that is what Phoebe said!

  • @KittyTheMime
    @KittyTheMime Год назад +9

    These parents are crazy.
    They treat Minecraft as the real world.

  • @tdm_nicky5603
    @tdm_nicky5603 Год назад +14

    If my parents actually made it I'm pretty sure I'd be able to do probably 10 fold of what you can normally do in Minecraft but then again that's probably for most parents

  • @proerrors4969
    @proerrors4969 2 года назад +520

    0:46 I literally thought the game was going to say: “Stealing is bad!”

    • @UltraDestroya48
      @UltraDestroya48 2 года назад +2

      same

    • @boompenalty
      @boompenalty 2 года назад +2

      same

    • @balwindergill4147
      @balwindergill4147 2 года назад +4

      Same and it should have

    • @buhboh3036
      @buhboh3036 2 года назад +7

      this is why i have 1 friend. I'm an introvert. and all of my friends from last 2 years are gone except one. Who I can;t even talk everyday because my parents don't want me to. And I can't even have friends online too because i can't play anything.

    • @dreamcuernudo998
      @dreamcuernudo998 2 года назад +4

      Same lol

  • @h.a.z.m.a.t5072
    @h.a.z.m.a.t5072 2 года назад +342

    I love when the parents don’t care about stealing but they care about eating healthy food.

  • @Stoppex
    @Stoppex Год назад +6

    Parents be like:
    “Your in timeout for not touching grass in real life”

  • @chemicalspill07
    @chemicalspill07 Год назад +7

    If the Vegan teacher took control of Minecraft's parental controls:

  • @fernssy
    @fernssy 2 года назад +330

    I love how Grian sitting in a boat was what came up for ‘how to get rid of parental controls Minecraft java’

    • @d_ricey9350
      @d_ricey9350 2 года назад +19

      Boatem is the key to everything

  • @SSwundayPlayzYT
    @SSwundayPlayzYT 2 года назад +266

    “It’s your BEDTIME” had me dying, I bet it was 6 pm

    • @cauldron1291
      @cauldron1291 2 года назад +1

      @Carl are you a nocturnal human

    • @edgecrow5078
      @edgecrow5078 2 года назад

      @Carl 9 am wtf?

    • @thedoggyshowtv
      @thedoggyshowtv 2 года назад

      @Carl Seriously, dude? Why 9:00 AM?

    • @sz492
      @sz492 2 года назад

      @@cauldron1291 r/woosh

    • @sz492
      @sz492 2 года назад

      @@edgecrow5078 r/woosh

  • @LegomasterYT830
    @LegomasterYT830 Год назад +3

    I love how you used new super mario bros. Wii superstar road ost for this. Amazing work! Imagine if there was such a horrible thing in minecraft controlling what you do... I would actually alt f4 and do what you did. Look up how to remove parental restrictions in minecraft

  • @ZaHandoisannying-sm5nf
    @ZaHandoisannying-sm5nf Год назад +1

    Keep It Up :) I luv ur videos!! Especially on Friday nights after a long week

  • @Coredai
    @Coredai 2 года назад +149

    Mincraft character: breaths
    Parents: *sorry, but your scene time has run out.*

  • @Astralpace
    @Astralpace 2 года назад +297

    Fun Fact: If he didn’t harm that pig then he would beat the game.

    • @spinz5937
      @spinz5937 2 года назад +29

      @Shanzoo Gaming He wouldn't have lost an hour of screen time and would've been able to beat the game before he had run out of screen ti

    • @smayansahu1070
      @smayansahu1070 2 года назад +1

      but he wouldve starved

    • @Saturday900
      @Saturday900 2 года назад +3

      @@smayansahu1070 But he could make fruit and veggies or anything else that doesn’t have animal product in it

    • @iaminyourhouse2238
      @iaminyourhouse2238 2 года назад

      Xd

    • @Ordle65
      @Ordle65 2 года назад +5

      Vegan teacher
      That's the person who did it

  • @BethBhskta
    @BethBhskta Месяц назад +1

    your enthusiasm is contagious! loved every minute of this!

  • @QuandaleDingle001
    @QuandaleDingle001 4 месяца назад +1

    It just keeps getting better and better

  • @zacharyviennecavite2241
    @zacharyviennecavite2241 2 года назад +105

    the "you are in time out beacuse of hurting an animal" sounds like ThatVeganTeacher

    • @VirtualizerExtreme
      @VirtualizerExtreme 2 года назад

      Like for real why is nobody talking about it

    • @XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL
      @XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL 2 года назад

      fr 💀💀💀

    • @2i3e
      @2i3e 2 года назад +2

      plot twist: the parent is thatveganteacher

    • @korbloxdeathspeaker9538
      @korbloxdeathspeaker9538 2 года назад +1

      @@2i3e big spoiler plot twistus twister: *thatveganteacher is a racist slime*

    • @fuki98
      @fuki98 2 года назад

      When i saw the thumbnail i thought that lol

  • @claiiiiiiiin
    @claiiiiiiiin Год назад +1

    This is actually so true 😂, Good video

  • @Lbojo1224
    @Lbojo1224 10 месяцев назад +1

    parents: U are in timeout for harming animals
    parents at dinner: eating chicken

  • @spodreman7732
    @spodreman7732 2 года назад +71

    “You got a 89 on your test?? Now I am very mad.”
    *spawns 20 withers and explodes the house*

    • @camman3740
      @camman3740 2 года назад +3

      Mode: Peaceful, Mobs cannot spawn.
      Cheats: Mob griefing: Off.

    • @agathaleticia2096
      @agathaleticia2096 2 года назад +3

      No, 89 is still low for this meme
      How about 99?

  • @subboytris8946
    @subboytris8946 2 года назад +230

    What mom thinks the strangers will do to me online: mentally harm and make me commit dir
    What they actually do: hey, wanna be friends?

    • @NunuOffc
      @NunuOffc 2 года назад +8

      Yeah, and friends is from strangers.

    • @SaberSimp69
      @SaberSimp69 2 года назад +8

      All my friends are complete strangers from around the world and if I showed them they're my friends they'll definitely beat me up

    • @CrazycatASG
      @CrazycatASG 2 года назад +4

      Hey i want to be friends with kirby holding a knife

    • @SaberSimp69
      @SaberSimp69 2 года назад +1

      @@CrazycatASG same

    • @eternallylearning2811
      @eternallylearning2811 2 года назад +2

      Well of course they don't want you with friends, Friends loosen their control

  • @TheEmpire0425
    @TheEmpire0425 Год назад +1

    Chuck nasty main phase: “idk how much more I can take”

  • @Star_Bolt
    @Star_Bolt 10 месяцев назад +1

    Legend has it he’s still not entered the correct password and is still locked out of minecraft…letting the dragon live for another day

  • @calex6007
    @calex6007 2 года назад +67

    " You are timed out for harming animals "
    Also the parent: We are going to have barbeque for tonight

    • @_NotAlvina_
      @_NotAlvina_ 2 года назад

      Lol

    • @EL-yu4qh
      @EL-yu4qh 2 года назад

      @RobloxUser WHAT

    • @EL-yu4qh
      @EL-yu4qh 2 года назад

      @@_NotAlvina_ WHAT

    • @Ordle65
      @Ordle65 2 года назад

      Parents:eats meat
      Vegan teacher: out of my way I'm gonna raid Mojang and take over so we can't harm animals

    • @kingofthebrickskid20
      @kingofthebrickskid20 Год назад

      Also the parent: Sure just rob innocent people

  • @diegoandjasperdostuff8133
    @diegoandjasperdostuff8133 2 года назад +98

    "Nothing beats playing some good ol' minecraft after after a long week." So, so, relatable.

  • @CreeperTheLord
    @CreeperTheLord 5 месяцев назад

    “Marsupial Testicle” had me on rolling! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @smoreblox3485
    @smoreblox3485 Год назад +4

    2:15 ITS APHMAU!

  • @jaetojae2466
    @jaetojae2466 2 года назад +182

    I like how the parents didn’t put him in timeout for stealing from the villager’s house lol

    • @anti7252
      @anti7252 2 года назад

      Ye bro that's what i thought they would have do lol

    • @Ordle65
      @Ordle65 2 года назад +1

      Never tame a wolf when parental controls are on

    • @iceberg_os
      @iceberg_os 2 года назад

      I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS :]

    • @Tempor2023
      @Tempor2023 Год назад

      Maybe they own that village

  • @Picked-man
    @Picked-man 2 года назад +105

    If this ever happened you already know that the game creators hackers and modders would team up just this once to get rid of parental controls once and for all

    • @sdmedia1323
      @sdmedia1323 2 года назад +11

      Easier solution:
      *Everyone becomes orphans*

    • @Bob3iy3
      @Bob3iy3 2 года назад +1

      Yay

    • @jaxe8321
      @jaxe8321 2 года назад +4

      @@sdmedia1323 Batman time

    • @bling__brute6048
      @bling__brute6048 2 года назад +1

      Or well, someone, like say, microsoft or mojang, makes a version with none that secretly comes with the parental version as resistance.

  • @coolestdudeever1388
    @coolestdudeever1388 4 месяца назад

    chuck nasty:*disables parental control* mom and dad:you need parental controls to not be violent

  • @DoxxTheMathGeek
    @DoxxTheMathGeek 9 месяцев назад

    2:08
    "You can disable this feature in the settings"
    Chuck Nasty: I'll google how to disable it.

  • @Storm-Cloud
    @Storm-Cloud 2 года назад +82

    Parents: no harming animals
    Parents:lets eat some steak

    • @DarkPhoenix1103
      @DarkPhoenix1103 2 года назад +4

      Also pork and chicken and egg

    • @mo-ny1on
      @mo-ny1on 2 года назад +2

      Literally

    • @JeremyHale141
      @JeremyHale141 2 года назад +1

      are you saying everyone who is a parent is a vegan?

    • @pocketlightt
      @pocketlightt 2 года назад

      @@JeremyHale141 no but they contradict themselves several times

    • @cherylsmusic6014
      @cherylsmusic6014 2 года назад

      Parents: No harming animals!!!1!!1!1
      Also parents: WHY WON'T YOU EAT STEAK WHY ARE YOU SO PICKY YOU LITTLE KID

  • @Lumberjack_king
    @Lumberjack_king 2 года назад +28

    0:50 lol I love how he didn't get punished for stealing but he gets punished for eating bread

  • @mythicscientific7326
    @mythicscientific7326 Год назад

    The best part is that at the start it said
    “You can’t explain that” 😂

  • @fluffy_knight
    @fluffy_knight 9 месяцев назад +1

    If my dad controlled Minecraft, he would straight up make a Dungeons and Dragons Campaign. He ain't afraid of some tall black men.

  • @migsterbigster
    @migsterbigster 2 года назад +142

    I just like how the parent controls restrict you on eating something unhealthy but they don’t give restrictions of stealing from a village especially how even diamonds are very valuable in real life and they let them steal it in Minecraft LOL

  • @Mistiyy
    @Mistiyy 2 года назад +373

    Amazing video!

    • @scraper_7645
      @scraper_7645 2 года назад +1

      Only one reply in a verified wow i will cherish this moment.

    • @Revztetic
      @Revztetic 2 года назад

      Bot

    • @tornadoreaper
      @tornadoreaper 2 года назад

      @@Revztetic its selled account sh1t

    • @KuyaPalce
      @KuyaPalce 2 года назад

      Amazing video!

  • @AmtrakCitiesSprinter64
    @AmtrakCitiesSprinter64 Год назад

    Player: how am I supposed to get food!?
    Parental control: starve.

  • @ThecalifornianM16A2
    @ThecalifornianM16A2 Год назад +1

    i like how it says something about bread being unhealthy but it didn't say anything about taking the diamonds, bread, and iron which is definitely not theft

  • @purpleplays69420
    @purpleplays69420 2 года назад +82

    The harming animals one would be a “what if that vegan teacher was a parent who controlled minecraft”

    • @Ordle65
      @Ordle65 2 года назад

      I bet he was born by the vegan teacher

    • @Bob3iy3
      @Bob3iy3 2 года назад

      akill himm

  • @blockythecube
    @blockythecube 2 года назад +89

    “ Nothing beats playing some good old Minecraft ”
    Parental Controls: *hehe boi*

    • @Ordle65
      @Ordle65 2 года назад +1

      Why don't we get some sword,bow n arrows and Shields and go kill parental controls

  • @meongthecatgd
    @meongthecatgd 6 месяцев назад

    Chuck nasty: "stupid restrictions dont work on me!"
    ]
    Minecraft: So, you have chosen death

  • @Damarcothegamer
    @Damarcothegamer 4 месяца назад +2

    0:30 stupid restrictions, don’t work on me! Last words before going to timeout

  • @Ihaveagasmask
    @Ihaveagasmask 2 года назад +80

    Now we need a video of him yelling at his parents for everything

  • @Ertizoel
    @Ertizoel 2 года назад +168

    Wouldn't this be an interesting mod? I think it would be quite a fun challenge

  • @thejelmaria
    @thejelmaria Год назад

    "WHAT!! Grapic scenry?"
    Lol the portal-

  • @joannejones2877
    @joannejones2877 4 месяца назад +3

    2:43 NOOOOOOOoOO- got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @milleniumorchid
    @milleniumorchid 2 года назад +48

    Legends say he is still trying to figure out his screen time password...

    • @mypfpisliterallyyou6126
      @mypfpisliterallyyou6126 2 года назад

      me in a nutshell
      Edit: guessed it lol

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 2 года назад

      another legends said that he doed of anger and hatrid towards humanity

  • @bowenjudd1028
    @bowenjudd1028 2 года назад +50

    The big brain play is to quit Minecraft temporarily, learn to program and give your parents work and antidepressants restrictions saying that it is recommended to get an hour of exercise a day and that taking drugs is wrong.

    • @generalyido
      @generalyido 2 года назад +3

      I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

    • @gamingandtoyreviewswithnei9035
      @gamingandtoyreviewswithnei9035 2 года назад

      My parent doesnt want to do do me anything and they do everything so i told the thid is not fare so than they became good to me

    • @i_solo_fiction_lmao_cope
      @i_solo_fiction_lmao_cope 2 года назад

      @@gamingandtoyreviewswithnei9035 godzilla had a stroke reading this and died

  • @IraPapanova
    @IraPapanova 2 месяца назад +1

    That was so funny you got the whole squad

  • @raymondkwon1301
    @raymondkwon1301 Год назад

    1:58 "playing online with strangers are extremely dangerous!"
    The worst thing that will happen in a server: pvp

  • @johnwilliamson4368
    @johnwilliamson4368 2 года назад +69

    When parents make rules like that, few things within the rules are enjoyable

  • @ddelera
    @ddelera 2 года назад +13

    I was expecting it to say “ stop, dont steal! ” when he took the items from the village 😂.

  • @lucaverra1713
    @lucaverra1713 Год назад

    This was one of my fav vids ever

  • @advaitmohanty4179
    @advaitmohanty4179 Год назад +4

    1:44 That may be a more realistic thing tho... vitamins and stuff... like u can have something containing Vitamin D in the mines and...

  • @iamtheoneandonlyevanandwil8132
    @iamtheoneandonlyevanandwil8132 2 года назад +50

    No one:
    Greg Heffily's mother be like in the books

    • @zoindexter
      @zoindexter 2 года назад +4

      I always feel bad for Greg lmao

    • @sciencewizard2861
      @sciencewizard2861 2 года назад +3

      @@zoindexter gregs a sociopath, manny is a psycopath, susan is a controlling and entited wife and mother, frank is a negectful dad and rodrick sometimes bullies greg

    • @sciencewizard2861
      @sciencewizard2861 2 года назад +1

      @@o31075 greg is a parent!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @Gigachad3607
      @Gigachad3607 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@sciencewizard2861 in a few lore vids rodrick is the only normal one, everything else i agree, especially manny and susan, greg being a sociopath is probably from people treating him like garbage, the world has created a monster

  • @ikin95_
    @ikin95_ Год назад +18

    My parent's also think playing with strangers is dangerous although i still do it secretly . It's really heartwarming to see I'm not the only teen suffering from this situation.

  • @TheDrPepperFan
    @TheDrPepperFan 5 месяцев назад

    “You must complete your homework before playing!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blackopskoopa6404
    @blackopskoopa6404 9 месяцев назад

    imagine what its like almost defeating a boss and the boss has 1 hit left and when you try to hit the boss screen time hates you and blocks you from playing the game lol

  • @eb3986
    @eb3986 2 года назад +27

    2:16, I love how sb737 is advertised with 2200 in hardcore!

  • @IconicPlushStars
    @IconicPlushStars 2 года назад +172

    I want this to be a data pack lol.

  • @imstilljd3025
    @imstilljd3025 7 месяцев назад

    I’m surprised he was even able to steal the loot from the village lol

  • @cool_epic_face
    @cool_epic_face Год назад

    My mom doesn’t even care, you let me do whatever I want in Minecraft. She always congratulate me for making swords after my homework.

  • @MrPro_XD
    @MrPro_XD 2 года назад +139

    "If Minecraft was controlled by PARENTS"
    Parents: *That will be our next goal* MWAHAHAHA

    • @christiankevhin6084
      @christiankevhin6084 2 года назад +4

      No! >:(

    • @repidessioncheeselord5601
      @repidessioncheeselord5601 2 года назад +4

      Make your own account and set up your device on your own don’t let them get a foothold and don’t tell them your passwords

    • @a.r.9689
      @a.r.9689 2 года назад

      How do i change my password

    • @DaLilZero
      @DaLilZero 2 года назад

      *switches to roblox*

    • @uzedgaming9550
      @uzedgaming9550 2 года назад

      @@DaLilZero Me knowing that parents control Minecraft: *TAKE ME WITH YOU!!*

  • @jaslikeart
    @jaslikeart 2 года назад +24

    When they were hitting the tree down i thought they were gonna get a warning for deforestation lmao

  • @HALLO12459
    @HALLO12459 6 месяцев назад

    0:44 love how stealing is encouraged but 10 seconds later it’s back

  • @Smartdude216
    @Smartdude216 8 месяцев назад

    U got da new subscriber! :D

  • @figure7349
    @figure7349 2 года назад +52

    I love how this dude was just trying to get gunpowder at night time and then his parents were like "Nope not gonna happen, you're going straight to bed young man"

    • @Ordle65
      @Ordle65 2 года назад

      Strict af

  • @SSHUSUAJ
    @SSHUSUAJ 2 года назад +43

    “Is stealing from villagers legal?”
    “Yes”
    “Is eating bread legal?”
    “ *absolutely illegal! You’re grounded, no screen time for a month!* ”

  • @RealJojo4
    @RealJojo4 2 месяца назад

    "parental controls cant be that bad!"
    parental controls:

  • @nakeshaholley1078
    @nakeshaholley1078 5 месяцев назад

    Best things to use really contagious, violence, violence, sting, sword

  • @b063.
    @b063. 2 года назад +21

    I want this to be an actual mod people can download.
    You can’t use swords, being underground for too long starts to damage you, the nether is inaccessible, etc… And all the popups happen too.
    And if nobody else is going to make it…

    • @simplistic116
      @simplistic116 2 года назад +1

      i might as well learn mod making so i could make it

    • @R4inbowSt4rs
      @R4inbowSt4rs 2 года назад

      But why

    • @generalyido
      @generalyido 2 года назад +1

      @@R4inbowSt4rs some people are masochists

    • @R4inbowSt4rs
      @R4inbowSt4rs 2 года назад

      @@generalyido D:’

    • @simplistic116
      @simplistic116 2 года назад +1

      @@R4inbowSt4rs i wont im too lazy and it would be bad

  • @Mystical_one
    @Mystical_one 2 года назад +36

    Parents when u play mario: I sleep
    When u play minecraft: R E A L S H I T

    • @a_hsla.1
      @a_hsla.1 2 года назад +3

      My parents actually banned me from playing Minecraft because i went on hypixel and they were like: WHO THE FÆCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?! And I tried to explain but of course they think I'm 4 years old and banned me from playing on servers AND the game in itself because they thought that Minecraft was just online servers. That sucks.

    • @frokydafroakie
      @frokydafroakie 2 года назад +1

      @@a_hsla.1 alt+tab : your wish is my command

    • @fluttershy1529
      @fluttershy1529 2 года назад

      @@a_hsla.1 tell them to delete the servers and just do single player

    • @ScorpioneOrzion
      @ScorpioneOrzion 2 года назад

      @@fluttershy1529 here is the thing single player is a local server

    • @woodpuncha7257
      @woodpuncha7257 2 года назад

      Ouh, sorry

  • @epicface2199
    @epicface2199 Год назад

    If Minecraft were like this. I would go up to my parents and be like “BRO ITS JUST A GAME”

  • @nakeshaholley1078
    @nakeshaholley1078 5 месяцев назад

    The swearing cut scene got me 😂😂😂

  • @aierisfrost8447
    @aierisfrost8447 2 года назад +35

    Disregard the rules and find workarounds
    1- swords are crap anyway just use an axe
    2- push animals off high surfaces so YOU technically don't harm them
    3- baked potatoes are your next best food source of you want plants until you can acquire enough gold for golden carrots.
    4- ignore the book. There was no penalty for destroying it.
    5- sit your dog down outside so you don't have to "walk" it again.
    6- commit manslaughter on the villagers when you're not allowed to mine in Minecraft so they know who they're dealing with.
    7- just click leave the bed or destroy it when going mob hunting.
    8- if Minecraft were made by parents there shouldn't be any server option. Use this argument against them.
    9- the nether portal thing can be disabled in settings.
    10- if it's your Minecraft account then you should have the screentime password. The fact you don't have it means that the devs (your parents) are purposefully keeping your own info away from you and I think that's illegal.
    Improvise, adapt, overcome.

    • @ScorpioneOrzion
      @ScorpioneOrzion 2 года назад +2

      Would 10 also be solved by crashing minecraft then restart it again?

    • @aierisfrost8447
      @aierisfrost8447 2 года назад

      @@ScorpioneOrzion
      Yes

    • @kipy_mudkip
      @kipy_mudkip 2 года назад +2

      I don't think all of these would work

    • @aierisfrost8447
      @aierisfrost8447 2 года назад

      @@kipy_mudkip
      Do you have any better ideas?

    • @Ordle65
      @Ordle65 2 года назад

      Me: deletes Minecraft
      Parents:GOD DAMN IT WE FAILED

  • @corsbyerbud
    @corsbyerbud 2 года назад +27

    "Playing online with strangers is extremely dangerous"
    Ma'am he is a grown man who makes videos and he can play with strangers because he is a man

    • @v_mochi1113
      @v_mochi1113 2 года назад +1

      @Alžbeta Barcalová im nine and i play on servers

    • @Ordle65
      @Ordle65 2 года назад

      He can play servers if he wants to

    • @zdoh2684Playz
      @zdoh2684Playz Год назад

      Including Ey.

  • @kevinkitt8140
    @kevinkitt8140 2 месяца назад

    “Marsupial Testicle here!” BRUH 😂😂

  • @TheDrPepperFan
    @TheDrPepperFan 5 месяцев назад

    “Your in timeout for harming animals” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kalposia4725
    @kalposia4725 2 года назад +16

    1:00 I thought the parents will say no stealing.

  • @spacecorespaccccce2582
    @spacecorespaccccce2582 2 года назад +45

    Love it how they litreally killed a tree apart of nature and the parents just accepted it

  • @HermesDVN
    @HermesDVN Год назад

    *a random stick appears* parents: son quit this game its too much violence

  • @nakeshaholley1078
    @nakeshaholley1078 5 месяцев назад

    Wait time out how am I supposed to get food? Got me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lemnoms
    @lemnoms 2 года назад +29

    That notification speed tho...

  • @agarpizza
    @agarpizza 2 года назад +28

    0:32 That is what That Vegan Teacher would do if she owned Minecraft

    • @ilovecakecanihaveapiece
      @ilovecakecanihaveapiece 2 года назад +1

      That Vegan Teacher raised our parents probably

    • @Ordle65
      @Ordle65 2 года назад +1

      The vegan teacher
      AT IT AGAIN
      blocking people from eating meat

    • @Ordle65
      @Ordle65 2 года назад +1

      @@ilovecakecanihaveapiece probably

    • @SpidermanArda
      @SpidermanArda Год назад +1

      She would make mobs invincible instead

  • @xSkysilver
    @xSkysilver 29 дней назад

    Hilarious to see they're okay with theft but not eating bread. Being a controlling dictator always makes everything horrible

  • @annethereseeltervag3566
    @annethereseeltervag3566 Год назад

    You make such good Mods chuck nasty

  • @mastertheboi
    @mastertheboi 2 года назад +24

    Would love a sequel to this.

    • @encolumned
      @encolumned Год назад +2

      No need now, Microsoft is making it reality for us

  • @dhas8h2gd7g7wvd
    @dhas8h2gd7g7wvd 2 года назад +9

    You had me DYING at 2:22!!! “What’s up guys marsupial testacle here”

    • @ChuloBaby
      @ChuloBaby 3 месяца назад +3

      It's pronounced testicle

  • @DXM434
    @DXM434 11 месяцев назад +5

    1:29 it's not fuffy!!! IT'S PUPPY!!!

  • @NerdlabsSci
    @NerdlabsSci Год назад

    this is so accurate lmao