GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS A DISASTER | Juniper
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- Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2018
- In an attempt to see how crazy Google Translate can get, I asked you guys to send me some sentences to feed in - and this video shows how insane the responses become!
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How Did We Get Here?
How do you have that cat icon at the end of your name? Sponsorship? This is the comments, not live chat.
Edit: This is dead
We all know you won’t read this.
😼 Random cat
Not today
@@connorconnor2421 That means he pressed the "Join" button next to the subscribe button on Juni's channel.
Juni’s 15 now. *sniff* They grow up so fast..
Ey, how old are you?
@@alfy01 boi shes flub's gf
Ghalfonz Playz LMAO
Fluniper
Hi puppycorn!
You didn’t know? *Of course eating is a meal!*
Yeah, but was the *carcass* clean?
:( Wtf?
Boi
Ikr
@@Lou-uj6my Yea, but was the meal, u know *eating* prepared?
Juniper: *says intro*
Random tŷpek viewers: we think of åŷ *_ｙｕａ§_* -mœΞΔＥ-
/\/\/\ is a tribute for our fallen geometry dash soldier
his name was michigun
we all knew him for the triple spikes /\/\/\
@@agentlitisprettycool I know, RIP Michigun ΔΔΔ
@@whatisthis2809 why does your name say 'What is this ΔΔΔ'
@@agentlitisprettycool my name is normally "What is this" but i threw on the triple spike because of Michigun
i watch random typek
"how much yeet could a yeet man yeet if a yeet man could yeet yeets."
-EVW
2018
It makes so much sense at the same time it dosent😂
how much your human being can confess, if you can become a Yeet. (i translated the following sentance into a diffrent language and back to english and this thing came)
@Creeper awwww man-
@@GHPROPlayz So we back in the mine
*Ya'll just eats the school "food" and harshly 12 seconds after the defect?*
Yeah!
same dude
Who doesn't
The food at my school is good, I go to public school
Krrishk26 Hell Yeah!
Juniper: What is the first thing you think of when you hear Google Translate?
Me: *Japanese Homework*
ur gonna fail so hard
“What is the first thing you think of when you hear Google Translate”
*P U P P I E S I N T H E A R E N A P U P P I E S I N T H E A R E N A*
WHA...
D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S D E L I C A T E S S E N B E A N S
Interviewer: And what do you study?
Me: *_The science of yyiyasiyahiyahiyyahiyahiya and the law of the lyiriyah in The Ministry of Education and Science of the Republic of Uzbekistan, whomst is currently located in the City of London: New York._*
Interviewer: Cool! And what's the weather like in the City of London: New York?
Also Interviewer: *sudden realization*
Me: *_0 in the morning, then overcast. Mostly clear, then mostly cloudy. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 30. Chance of precipitation is 20%. 0% Fog) 0% Prosis + 0 Prs._*
@@bluthemeth p r o s t p r o s t p r o s t p r o s t
Fun
Inside the parent-teacher conference:
Me: *laughs*
Principal: What’s so funny?
Me: Nothing
My head: *A-A and Fatnick are one of the video clips*
AA breakdown and fatnick are one of the video clips XDD (Breakdown was added)
My head: *Eating is a meal
Or
My head: *_G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N_*
Fatnick Lmao 🤣
Eating is a meal?
Bread
9:09 mom i'm famous
LMFAO
*alia intro*
thanks for fatnick
ALI-A INTRO
9:22 9:22 9:22 9:22 9:22 9:22 9:22
I ran the words for the pacer test through it a lot and got “the failure rate effect of strengthening the student’s public health cannot kill his neck”
why is GT so broken lmfao
@My name is Clash w h a t
WAT THE
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
google translate: do you think eating was a meal, but was the *C A R C A S S* clean?
Lmaoooo
lmfao
No one:
Not a single living soul:
Google translate: How do you think we are breathing air? I thought I bet
Bread
FriteurGamers is an aerobic test that is an embarrasing eternity. A 20 year investigation was launched to investigate 30 investigations. Start inception. The fee is slow, but it hurts every hour.
when and why did this get 100 likes
Me: Puts AAAAAAAAAAAA in google translate
Google translate: Funeral
F U N E R A L
That's why I put the 'fun' in 'funeral'
Yes the level is a funeral
Bread
*fU^Er@|*
3:26 When your tea is done
underrated
The reason Yiddish kept on translating so well into English was because it's roots and words are very similar because English and Yiddish both came from Old German
yes, Yiddish and English are fairly related, but they don't come from Old German. they come from the West Germanic dialect of Proto-Germanic
Predators use the words of your words, dengue and voting.
All i can think of when i hear the words 'google' and 'translate' is:
When is duolingo going to give me my family back.
sin palabras... PD: Mi familia comió en una semana. ¡Buena suerte, amigo! (duo learned me this )
This meme isnt funny anymore
Lol oof XD
Eat ur cearel
Nobody:
Google translate: *eAtInG iS a MeAl*
Love it or hate it its spitting straight facts
Why is there a noose? Are you considering suicide? Is there anything wrong?
Wtf man?!
*eating is a meal?*
Uhhhh..... you’re profile picture
"What do you think of when you hear Google Translate?"
Me: _D E C E A R I N G E G G_
I understood that reference.
@@ajfrommillay3766 I understood THAT reference.
Food food beans delicatessen beans delicatessen beans delicatessen
@@JetSetDman they eat the baby
I understood *THAT* reference.
Nobody:
Google translate: _Mistranslates "The"_
_The_
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Vengo del futuroooo juniper es bonitaaaa😍😍
@@daniellaguilar8404 aquí no bro. Aquí no
*A-A AND FATNICK ARE ONE OF THE VIDEO CLIPS*
LOL
Do it again
Eewescuawcgjagwqhgjwcffehjhefjtwefndftje
Like thiswwawfeewf wife
Hvjhgwegugwevjwejydgwejyfxwgaf#tawBghgduygjydsku
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a
multistage aerobic capacity test
that progressively gets more difficult
as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test
will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute.
yes
Ali-A needs to have a collab with a man named Fatnick now.
When u say googke translate i think language homework
Juniper must be happy to have a big van
@@kr8gz lol
Vroom vroom
I think it dosent work properly
Juniper biggest FAN not van
8:03 a meme was born
No matter how many times I watch this. I blast out laughing... Too much.
I nearly splat all my juice on my screen whenever you started yelling.
I bet my body has already died of laughter.
Also yes. *eating is a meal*
tHANK yOU fOR sUPPORTING tHIS yOUNG gIRL1!1!!11111!!1!!!!!
HalfHeart is it bOy or giRl
Oh hi
Send help
Ali-abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
juniper is a trap lol
9:42 OMG IM DYING IM SUFFOCATING FROM LAUGHTER OMG LOL
OH ME TOO 😂😂😂
SAME!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is it just me or does 9:23 sound funny aswell lol
Same
lol i’m sri lankan
Y'all ever just eat school, "food" and profusely projectile vomit 12 seconds later?
Juniper: Nova this is not what I meant by detailed...
Food being in quotation marks is very suspicuous.
4:38 the Pyrocynical army has arrived
Google translate is overpowered. It made the word "Fatnick" which even isn't a word in the first place.
People already have that thing from deltarune as their profile pic wow
@@mioszantas4462 tru
True Patrick's name from SpongeBob
@@vl1asdfasdf lol
Coalescence On discord I bet fatnick is supposed to be Fortnite
*I LITTERALLY CRIED OF LAUGHTER AND I COULDN'T STOP OMGMGMGAJHIEBXBSIJ*
@Roni Ahonen
*_xd_*
Your exaggerating
ME TOO
HI MI NAME IS ALI-R928FIRI3 AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER 37WUVJ48EIG8T3 VIDEO
The doctor when he sees juniper:I diagnose you with Immunity to laughter
A-A and Fatnick are one of the video clips: boutta end this woman's whole immunity to laugh.
*so guys we did it*
Me: *Pyrocynical flash backs*
I thought I was the only one who got that
Ye lmao
yes I couldn’t find anyone who notices until you 2
My juni plush grew arms and facepalmed herself from the stupid sentences
Thank you. YAas Yaas! (I'm sorry for my sins)
Ayy, yo thanks you lot for 22 likes!
ヾ(*'∀' *)ﾉ
*35 likes
*41 likes
*looks at google translate*
*quits youtube for a year*
Edit:juniper went to my comment
@@jaelenboy7181Yea she did, alright
The thing i think if i hear google translate is "FRENCH"
7:45 Achievment Get:
A Furious Cocktail
2:17 did you even know that that dude is famous.
EVW ik
Yes she knew it
And still know lol
Yeah
Yeah me too :/
8:45
Sentence is like ‘I sentence you to 5 years in jail’ so I can see how we got from sentence to punishment
Captions: "if yeetman could yeet yeets" into: "If heat man could eat meats"
for me its how much heat could eat men heat if the heat man couldnt eat meats
Such an entertaining video XD. I love to do that and it's even more funny when you take the result and translate INTO ANOTHER LANGUAGE (instead of back to english) over and over again. It's TOO funny
Her: what is the first thing you think of when you hear google translate
Me: GRADUALLY WATERMELON!!
R o f l im chocking from laughing help
I like shapes
A - A
Bread
Bread
why malinda why
languages acually spoken around the world:
azerbaijani ✅ in Azerbaijan
kurdish ✅ in Northern Iraq
Sesotho ✅ Spoken in Africa
Sinhala ✅ spoken by many people also in Africa
Yiddish ✅ its a slightly different version of the hebrew language and it is spoken by many jewish people today.
Cool
Yiddish is basically Jewish German
Kurdish is also spoken in Western Iran, Southern Armenia, East Turkey and East Syria
Azerbaijani is also spoken in Deep South East Russia, Deep South West Armenia and West Georgia (The country of Georgia) and spoken due to refugees in Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, The UK, The US, Germany, and a tiny minority in China
Me: watches Juniper
The one part of my brain: S I M P
Me: but I dont even-
Translator: If the punishment is more than 1 year, what is the punishment sent by the sentence?
Juniper:I aM cOnFuSiOn
A jail SENTENCE
jail is a PUNISHMENT
PRISONERS are SENTENCED to PRISON which is a PUNISHMENT
PORK comes from the CARCASS of a pig
OMG I laughed so hard 😂😂 more please
Me: sees this video
Juniper: *METAMORPHING* *AT* 3:26 , 5:34 *and* 9:09.
"Yiddish is so boring"
As one of the two people who speak Yiddish, I can confirm this.
this made me a bit too happy
Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. 1:56
Edit: ty for heart :)
Lol true
A-A and Fatnick are one of video clips
LMAO
LOL
That's my actual nickname on The Juniverse. Wow.
Please do more of this kind of videos! :) This video just made me laugh so hard😂
"Now we're into PREDATORS. YAY"
-Juniper 2018
What do you think when you heard the thing called "Google Translate"?
*EaTiNg iS A MeAl
*The first thing i think of when I think of Google Translate*
Dubbing strange stuff with the robotic google translate voice.
I don't know why...
Edit: Btw thank you Juniper-senpai for the ❤️
Google Translate: sorta inaccurate
Juniper after Ctrl+Shift+I: TALKING ABOUT DEATH N STUF
Yep, I'm watching this video in 2021. And I needed to laugh. Thanks Juni.
Juniper: It's the best way to spend your time
Also Juniper: *S C R E E C H I N G I N P A I N*
Nice Disney Cruise Shirt
I didn't laugh so hard in a very long time, and every time i watch this vid i just burst laughing
This is the most I have laughed since your recent tab 2 vid
4:38 PyRO PyrO PyRoCYniCal, WheRE aRe u?
um I only use: wORd rEFEreNcE dOt cOm
My mouth hurts from smiling and now I have to put on a mad face so I stop hurting. Speaks for itself.
I Failed My German Class Because Google Translste Didnt Work Properly!
i LiVe iN gErMaNy lOL
oH wOW
MalikWithSkillz YT i can help u with german
Thats why im never going to take any foreign language as a class
I'm feeling your pain
This video was hilarious to watch. Please make more stuff like this.
Every time you press the "switch languge" button, one of Google Translate's brain aneurysms explodes.
I went from:
“His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom spaghetti.”
To:
“The hands are sweaty, the knees weak, the shoulders heavy. You’re already wearing your sweater, Spaghetti Mom.”
That is quite the mouse pad
It’s very high end
And also why was the pinned
This was the dumbest comment I could ever type
yeah.
Juni I remember when you hit 3k and then i quit GD and now this is like the first time i watched a video from you in like a year and i looked at your sub count and i jujmped out of my chair
Oh yeah and happy early birthday
Edit: JUNI LOVED MY COMMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the 69 like tho
Bruh editing comments removes hearts
I watched this on a Sunday night and almost forgot that it was Monday the next day
this is gold
Nobody : There are no Gamer girls
Me : What about a Gamer girl youtuber?
Omg you just made me laugh juniper. Subscription sent
“How many yeets could a yeetman yeet if a yeetman could yeet yeets?”
Bruh wha-
Pxinted_Pixels øwø no one notices that was from EVW
lI Rayblazer29 Il lol
Yes?
Bruh what LMAO
The question ask about the hypothetical situation in which a yeetman is able to yeet yeets. In real life, this is impossible, as none of those words make sense, and that's why a yeetman cant actually yeet yeets. However, in the hypothetical situation we were talking about, this is something possible, and therefore all three words must make sense toghether. Basically, it follows the same principle than "what would the answer to this question be if it made sense?"
Reads a long paragraph about sentence formation. "WOHO *sniff* oh"
3 years and were still waiting for part
I practically died (not literally) and was sent to h*ll around the middle of this video.
Edit: OMG Thanks for the heart! :)
How much yeet could a yeetman yeet if a yeetman could yeet yeets hahaha 😂😂😂
-EVW 2018
@@juniorzmen748 lol
@@juniorzmen748 -namredliWnaVcirE
Yeegt
*You made Google translate have a stroke*
I transcended with laughter
9:49
*my skit*
Juni: who's fatnick
Man in closet: *runs out of closet* ITS FAAAT ALBERT
Bruh that setup is LIT, no seriously, it’s flashing colors
Yus
I have the exact same keyboard as her
8:49 You sound like Gumball 😂
meh
Sentence to Punishment actually makes perfect sense because it’s thinking of sentence as in a prison sentence or a sentence you must serve, also known as a punishment
Also, technically pork is a pig carcass just cooked
2:16, lol EVW (Eric Van Wilderman)
Yeah i noticed XD
white van lollipopman
Do those languages even exist?
yes
fun fact:
yiddish is a language speciffically meant for insulting
@@Joltz9 Haha!
Yes, I DID THREE SENTENCES IN AZERBAIJANI AND IT WAS DIFFERENT AND RETARDED TOO
Desc
Azerbaijani = Azerbaijan
Kurdish = Kurdistan
Sesotho= Lesotho and South Africa
Sinhala = southern India and Sri Lanka
Yiddish = Israel, Romania Sweden Bosnia and other highly Jewish populated countries
2:22 PAUSE IT THERE
I started crying because of how much I was laughing
I did, "how much yeet could a yeetman yeet if yeetman could yeet yeets?" Into Amharic and got, "And I besought thy disciples to cast him out, and they could not. Moses. Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean"
5:31
very thankful
VERY thankful
*VÉ£Æ-*
That looks like a hexadecimal dump >.
LMAO
When i heard “so guys we did it” I immediately got pyrocynical flashbacks
'Transportation education transportation education' + 'DECEARING EGG'
You aren't changing that
2:17 I said that on The Juniverse and pretty much everyone online at that time cracked up lol
"How do you think we're going to have a living? I suspect I'd betray myself." ~ Dame Tu Cosita
No that's not my name
-Give me your little thing
Imagine just translating a love letter to your crush and i comes out as "Pork, the sentence for the prisoners of dengue"
5:57 you know you play too much minecraft when the first thing you think about when hearing this is the achievement for all effects..
Same here lmao
One of best videos I've ever seen!! I can't stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Ty for the 💚 You are my favorite youtuber
Same usually i don’t put a like on videos cause im picky but i smashed it for this one
5:31 5:35 I couldn't stop laughing
Very thankful
*EEH*
saaaaaaaame :D
VE!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!11!2!2!1!1!!1!1!2!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1 5:35
Remy202 also joined the channel
this video still cracks me up to this day
I threw "eating is a meal" into the google translate blender and got back "food is food"
Omg most I ever laughed at a vid thanks for making my day