I mean ye... Only way he would have bought it is if he needs one usually so.. create a demand. Just get up to leave when they tell us that and they'll inevitably want it back and you can name a price
Infectious doesn't mean deadly. I was in my room whole week and yet i got covid. Probably my family brought it back. You sound like those anti vaxxers/covid deniers. 🙄
《 Third Temple 》 When you respect Moïse laws Bible = Torah - LUC XV - Please read those _very short_ Torah parts following : - ESAÏE 42 + 49 & - Isaïe 52 Jésus-Christ only is our Lord and he saved US ont the CROSS for YOUR sins and Mines too btw ! he came to me, he saved me, heal me, restaured me... for me , even if iam nothing ! HE JUST LOVES US SO MUCH THAT 3:16 HE SEND US HIS SON BIBLE = TORAH = KASHER "Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child ." BOSS TALKED TO US SO MANY TIME BY EVENTS / SPOKE / PROPHETS Hello, you are a Big sinner ? But you are sorry ? then WELCOME ! Cause if you want to finish ur life at Paradise it, well you can ! Thoses doors are 100 % always OPEN (to those who really want it, LOVE, PEACE & JOY for eternity ! ... but when you choose to follow Yets'erarha you betray your own self... but like a kid, ISRAËL GOD will always accept your 《 Pardon me dad》. .. ..u2u28919
@@sohiyyiYou are either too young or really didn’t learn in sex ed. It’s an infectious disease, not nice so always wrap it up and be careful with your sexual partner.
My goofy clueless ASD self feels those answers all the way: "When did you go to school?" "Daytime." "Why did you leave your last job?" "My shift was over." "Do you have experience in food handling?" "Oh god yeah, I've been handling food on my own for like... close to 40 years now. There was only about one year where I needed my Mom's help." "How would you handle a hostile customer?" "With gloves!"
Because of Jay’s plot twist I’m starting to think he’s going to now do a video where he’s gonna say take a seat and then when the person sits down he’s gonna say “No I meant for you to pick it up and you leave the room”
BRUH 《 Third Temple 》 When you respect Moïse laws Bible = Torah - LUC XV - Please read those _very short_ Torah parts following : - ESAÏE 42 + 49 & - Isaïe 52 Jésus-Christ only is our Lord and he saved US ont the CROSS for YOUR sins and Mines too btw ! he came to me, he saved me, heal me, restaured me... for me , even if iam nothing ! HE JUST LOVES US SO MUCH THAT 3:16 HE SEND US HIS SON BIBLE = TORAH = KASHER "Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child ." BOSS TALKED TO US SO MANY TIME BY EVENTS / SPOKE / PROPHETS Hello, you are a Big sinner ? But you are sorry ? then WELCOME ! Cause if you want to finish ur life at Paradise it, well you can ! Thoses doors are 100 % always OPEN (to those who really want it, LOVE, PEACE & JOY for eternity ! ... but when you choose to follow Yets'erarha you betray your own self... but like a kid, ISRAËL GOD will always accept your 《 Pardon me dad》. .. ..
Next episode (continuation): Him: "$20 bucks." Interviewer: "Wow, I didn't see that coming. Great profit-making thinking. You're hired!" Him (handing back the phone): "When do I start?" Interviewer(taking back the phone): "How about now? - But don't bother, you just got fired too."
Interviewer: “Give me the phone back” Him: “700 bucks” Interviewer: “Here’s the money” *gives back phone* Him: “Here’s 700 bucks now give me phone I bought it Interviewer: ….
"Just give me back the phone."
"20 bucks."
"Oh, he's good."
I mean ye... Only way he would have bought it is if he needs one usually so.. create a demand. Just get up to leave when they tell us that and they'll inevitably want it back and you can name a price
Would of hired him part time just for that 🤣
Worst case scenario make a TV show off this employee Make your money back
Hul blo dog
He's damn good.
Ok
He failed the interview *SUCESSFULLY*.
gloriously
🥺
you miisspelledd the word successfully
edit: It's obviously intentional that I misspelled the word misspelled cmon??????
@@lukevin6222 I agree that he "miisspelled" the word
@@vishalgreat5154 BRUH
"just give me the phone"
"20 bucks"
"oh, I didn't know you were chill like that"
I'm the 1000k likewow
I'm not even gonna fix it
@@Czar_N no u arent
U kinda used it wrong
@@Czar_N There isnt even 1000k
copied comment
"....there was a highly infectious disease......" 🤣🤣
Infectious doesn't mean deadly. I was in my room whole week and yet i got covid. Probably my family brought it back. You sound like those anti vaxxers/covid deniers. 🙄
Called clamydia 😂😂😂
It says here you were “doing things in Afghanistan” from 1999 - 2001. Care to explain that? 🤔🤨
@@MinelaughterYour mother.
@@EmGirdy33DANG
"Just give me back the phone-"
"20 bucks"
"You're hired."
That sounds like *EA*
"Sooo, do I get the 20? You want your phone right?"
Just... gonna stuck a ' and e in there. You're.... there we go.
GET THIS MAN A MEDAL
That one person later:
You’re*
That one person before me:
*says you’re shyly*
"please take a seat"
"No no, it's fine, I have enough seats at home. Thanks for the offer though :)"
Good ending
《 Third Temple 》
When you respect Moïse laws
Bible = Torah
- LUC XV -
Please read those _very short_ Torah parts following :
- ESAÏE 42 + 49
&
- Isaïe 52
Jésus-Christ only is our Lord and he saved US ont the CROSS for YOUR sins and Mines too btw !
he came to me, he saved me, heal me, restaured me...
for me , even if iam nothing !
HE JUST LOVES US SO MUCH THAT 3:16
HE SEND US HIS SON
BIBLE = TORAH = KASHER
"Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child ."
BOSS TALKED TO US SO MANY TIME BY EVENTS / SPOKE / PROPHETS
Hello, you are a Big sinner ? But you are sorry ? then WELCOME !
Cause if you want to finish ur life at Paradise it, well you can ! Thoses doors are 100 % always OPEN (to those who really want it, LOVE, PEACE & JOY for eternity !
... but when you choose to follow Yets'erarha you betray your own self... but like a kid, ISRAËL GOD will always accept your 《 Pardon me dad》.
..
..u2u28919
Lol
THATS SO EMBARRASSING
LMAO
"The company relocated and didn't tell me where they went." They were trying to get away from you Bevis 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nothing gets past you eagle eye
@@mehmetefek8123 i never laugh so fucking hard at a comment
They couldn’t fire him so they had to run away. Lol
Ty, sherlock
I remember that vid
"Sir take a seat, whats your name?"
"hired"
"You're Hired?"
"Thank you"
"wait wha-"
Underrated
@@kevinchen1624exactly
Superiour Use of Words
"What's your name?"
"Hired"
"Good afternoon Hired, your resume states that..."
- Bad ending
lol underrated@@AMercenary...Withaheart
"20 bucks"
*Congratulations sir, you're hired*
Security
Exactly the only way not to pay 20 bucks and have his phone back is to hire him
Then fired
Smooth
ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
0:13
This guy is the epitome of “never let them know your next move”
No comments?
Logics
@@topg9424 I guess my post was just that solid of a statement that no comment was needed. Basically nuff said
Indeed
This is only the 4th time I have seen this comment today.
"ok take a seat"
"ill take this one"
IM DYING😭😭 BRO REALLY TRIED TO TAKE A CHAIR
...its jay...normal behavior
Jay is such a good actor I keep forgetting that he plays both parts. Lol
"sell me this phone"
**takes the phone**
"give me back my phone"
"20 bucks"
He ain't wrong tho
checkmated...myself
😂
Lol
Hey isn't iPhone costly than that
He’s selling it to him I mean like what did he do wrong
Ps4 came out that year😂
Didnt it come out in 2013?
@@Xx_GamerGuy_xX He's talking about the good one who is not making snoring sounds when you're playing with it
@@imaknicksandarsenalfanplea7033 makes sense
@@imaknicksandarsenalfanplea7033 which good one tho?
@@dunaldd0ck Either the PS4 Slim or PS4 Pro either way they are both much quieter than the original
Highly infectious disease called Chlamydia! LMAO! Did his Chlamydia last for the entire year? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was HILARIOUS!
Ik and i thought he was gonna say covid 19
What is Chlamydia
@@sohiyyi sexually transmitted diseases
@@sohiyyiYou are either too young or really didn’t learn in sex ed. It’s an infectious disease, not nice so always wrap it up and be careful with your sexual partner.
His voice is so chill I always get ASMR
“The company relocated and didn’t tell me where they went” 😂😂😂
An entire company just up and left in one day just to get away from the guy. What legends
ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
0:13
Bro that litarly happened to my brother so he stopped going to work 😂
Sounds like "a day without SpongeBob" 😂
No way!! You watched the video too? Woah
Interviewer: “Give me back the phone”
Guy getting interviewed: “20 bucks”
Me: This man knows how to negotiate 😏
Time stamp?
@@qewewewew4749 it’s a short there’s no time stamp
@@lionizer3435 0:01
@@qewewewew4749 0:53
No he doesn’t that phone is def not worth 20 bucks
"The company relocated but didn't tell me where they went" 🥺😖
His sense of humour! I m just loving it😂✨
"Take a seat"
*Takes a seat*
I don't see anything wrong here, at all.
We all saw the video too
He took a seat
@@vinayjaiswal1387 nomore humor toxics people on reply section
He really take the seat 😂😂
So basically he was so bad at his job, the entire company relocated to just get rid of him 🤣
🤣🤣
I think it was a personality clash over a performance issue….
Why does that remind me of Sid the sloth from ice age-
💀
I wish I could do that hahaha
And they ddnt tell him where they went🤣🤣
"PS4 came out 4 that year" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 that had me crying
But it didn’t actually, nvm
You know his good when he eats his resume
When he said chlamydia I was out the door 😂
Where you go?
@@nbmotion6346 probably to the hospital 😳😂🤣
@@MikeMike-hf5ps what happened to him 😳😳😳🤨🤨🤨
@@yuniku9258 Chlamydia
What is that exactly
Interviewer: Take a seat
Him: *Takes a seat*
Interviewer: *surprised pikachu face*
Oh great we watched the same video
So funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😅😅😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😱😱
I probably whould laph my ass off as the interviewer and let him keep the chair as he obviously needs it more then me.
How 2 get 1k likes: say joke in video and add dead meme
@@mipmop6969 tru
My goofy clueless ASD self feels those answers all the way:
"When did you go to school?" "Daytime."
"Why did you leave your last job?"
"My shift was over."
"Do you have experience in food handling?"
"Oh god yeah, I've been handling food on my own for like... close to 40 years now. There was only about one year where I needed my Mom's help."
"How would you handle a hostile customer?"
"With gloves!"
Bruh you deserve more likes
Because of Jay’s plot twist I’m starting to think he’s going to now do a video where he’s gonna say take a seat and then when the person sits down he’s gonna say “No I meant for you to pick it up and you leave the room”
"Just give me back the phone"
"20 bucks"
"Interviewer : you're appointed"
Alot of likes but no replies?
But still you gonna have to pay 20 bucks
Interview: "ok you get the job you are smart. Here's your work clothes and pass me the phone back"
"Hah nice try it's still 20 bucks"
"..."
*Gives back phone*
Interviewer: and now you are dis-appointed
Interviewee: "There was a highly infectious disease-"
Interviewer: "I know, I know."
Interviewee: "Chlamydia."
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh
time stamp?
Omg so funny 😐
BRUH 《 Third Temple 》
When you respect Moïse laws
Bible = Torah
- LUC XV -
Please read those _very short_ Torah parts following :
- ESAÏE 42 + 49
&
- Isaïe 52
Jésus-Christ only is our Lord and he saved US ont the CROSS for YOUR sins and Mines too btw !
he came to me, he saved me, heal me, restaured me...
for me , even if iam nothing !
HE JUST LOVES US SO MUCH THAT 3:16
HE SEND US HIS SON
BIBLE = TORAH = KASHER
"Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child ."
BOSS TALKED TO US SO MANY TIME BY EVENTS / SPOKE / PROPHETS
Hello, you are a Big sinner ? But you are sorry ? then WELCOME !
Cause if you want to finish ur life at Paradise it, well you can ! Thoses doors are 100 % always OPEN (to those who really want it, LOVE, PEACE & JOY for eternity !
... but when you choose to follow Yets'erarha you betray your own self... but like a kid, ISRAËL GOD will always accept your 《 Pardon me dad》.
..
..
thanks!! my headphones died and couldn't ear what he said !
“Sir there was a highly infectious disease that year”
“Chlmadia”
What makes this so funny is how you do this with a straight face
Made my day
"They didn't tell me where they went"😭😭
I almost died from laughing😂 I feel like my job would do that to me😂
Next episode (continuation):
Him: "$20 bucks."
Interviewer: "Wow, I didn't see that coming. Great profit-making thinking. You're hired!"
Him (handing back the phone): "When do I start?"
Interviewer(taking back the phone): "How about now? - But don't bother, you just got fired too."
lol
Cringe
😂
Easy money.
@@anubhavchaudhuri8178 no u
The calm chaos in these videos!! Top tier!😂😂
This is my favorite RUclips shorts channel. He gets me every time, absolutely hilarious 😂
I like the details where the lightings of the interviewer and interviewee is different.
ruclips.net/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/видео.html
0:13
*"Gimme My Phone!"*
*"20 Bucks-"*
*"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"*
😂😂
?
That joke doesn’t apply to everything
@@jha72828ye
@@jha72828 yeah... Maybe I messed up..
He is good at sales.🤣
You are the most hilarious content creator on the platform. No exaggeration.
You mean to tell me that without social media, we would be living in a world completely unaware of this man's pure hilarity? Wild! 😂🤣
This is the real definition of “Never let them know your next move”
So simple yet so good. Have to say, this is the best subscribe this year.
This is as close to a flawless skit as I have seen. Chef's kiss.
The whole company relocated just to fired this guy 😆 🤣 😂
well they didnt fire him, so technically they still owe him 1 year of salary.
"So you ate.. "
"(°o°)
o📄o"
"You're hired"
"Welcome to Apple"
Boss: You are fired
Him: *burns down*
“Hello take a seat”
“Ok I’ll take this one…”
O sir I meant take a seat”
“Ohhh right x3”
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR SO NERVOUS LOL
"The company relocated, but didn't tell where they went"😲😂
1.7 million likes!! Woazah
I can't stop laughing! Dude you kill me!!!!
This one is soo good! The humour is super smooth 😄
20$ bucks
Interviewer: already talking about your salary? You are fast
Dude!! Your humor is hilarious - I'm so jealous
"The company relocated but didn't tell me where they went..." 😂😂😂😂😂💔
"just give me back the phone."
"20 bucks."
"YOURE HIRED."
Interviewer: take a seat
Him: takes the seat
Interviewer: *surprised pikachu face
"PS4 came out that year. "
Most epic interview answer ever!!!
But it didn't, PS4 came out in 2013
The Slim perhaps 🤷
This is by far the best funny vid I've seen for the day😂
Him taking the seat had me laughing 😂
"ok i willl take this one" 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"20 bucks"
You're not even hired, yet you win employee of the month.
When you press Enter a few times... Brilliant!
Anyone else saw the thumbnail
*Jay was eating the paper?*
@Winsi Samday ur dev will get aids
I laughed so hard at the end ...oh my goodness...🤣🤣
bahahahahaha I knew what he was doing when he immediately grabbed the phone 😂
also loved the "please take a seat" 😆👌
Why is this giving buddy the elf vibes 😂😂
This guy creates the best shorts. Thank you for making everyone day ❤️
"SELL me this phone"
"*Tooks the phone*"
"I- you know what interviews over give me back my phone"
"20$"
"Congratulations you're hired"
Sadly, I have seen resumes just like these.
*presses enter*..taking the seat had me going! 😆
This channel makes me laugh . I fucking love it !
Legend says he's still selling interviewers phone and selling it back to the interviewers. Nice Job
"Alright. Interview's over. Just give me back the phone"
"20 bucks"
Outstanding move.
Deutsche Bahn: You're hired
Wasn't sure what to think at first, but the "20 bucks" at the end made me chuckle
You definitely took inspiration for the "Sell me this phone" part from Steven He. Not a bad thing; the rest of the skit was awesome lmao.
“There seems to be a few gasps”
Him: Chew’s paper
Dog: HEY THATS MY JOB
Thieves would have been best businessmen you know..
“20 bucks” had me on the floor😂
OMG I can't stop laughing when he said the company relocated and didn't tell him where they went OMG LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Ps4 came out that year” LMAOO
Edit:Thanks everybody that liked
Edit 2: can y’all please stop hating on me?!
2013 though
Wow we watched the same video????
Hoo boy looky here…there appears to be a thumbs down button. I gotta be objective sir.
@@bassesatta9235 yup end of 2013 basically 2014 for both Xbox one and ps4
cringe af with the edits, L.
😂😂😂😂He damn good. The phone is sold.😂😂😂
Omg he said please take a seat lmfao 😂😂😂
"So you ate"
"Aww thank you :)"
I had an interview today it went as amazingly well as this one
Damn
That company went to buy milk ☠️
I feel like I just watched a Drew Gooden video but the international version
HELPP i cant stop rewatching this
Your content is just sooooo smart!!!
I love ur videos man, always makes me smile
When he took the chair I lost it.😂😂😂
"They did not tell me where they went" 🤣🤣🤣
Interviewer: “Give me the phone back”
Him: “700 bucks”
Interviewer: “Here’s the money”
*gives back phone*
Him: “Here’s 700 bucks now give me phone I bought it
Interviewer: ….
This guy is beyond a comedian 🤣🤣
This is by far the best vid I've seen for the day😂
Bro just tell me once
From where u bring this hilarious creativity 😂
Interviewer: so u didn't have any job in 2022?
Jay: Remember the war? I accidentally got drafted
The way he says chlamydia is peak humor
I just love how everyone agree that he'll be hired