CPAC Recap: Mike Pompeo's "Pipe Hitting," Ted Cruz, & a Weak Nat'l Anthem | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @awfultaco42069
    @awfultaco42069 3 года назад +145

    they literally could’ve just hired me if they needed someone to scream the national anthem at republicans i would’ve done it for free

    • @briandukes1619
      @briandukes1619 3 года назад +13

      Bro that shit hurt my damn ears 😆 🤣 😂

    • @rubenlopez2764
      @rubenlopez2764 3 года назад

      This guy is sus lmao

    • @awfultaco42069
      @awfultaco42069 3 года назад +2

      @@rubenlopez2764 who is sus??

    • @Spaceysgurl
      @Spaceysgurl 3 года назад +5

      Don't sell yourself short. You have more value.

  • @nyc_troll413
    @nyc_troll413 3 года назад +23

    I lost it at Mero saying “look around u,nothing but pipe hitters” and lost my mind at “pipes O’clock ”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bbcm2007
    @bbcm2007 3 года назад +64

    Now I feel like there's gonna be a wild washed 35 and up Softball League team named the "Pipe Hitters".

    • @CLB30ROX
      @CLB30ROX 3 года назад +1

      😂🤣 Bravo, friend👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @I87tv
      @I87tv 3 года назад +3

      Lowkey 🔥 name

  • @firingonsight2846
    @firingonsight2846 3 года назад +137

    Not “a pipe hitter at the PTA meeting “ 🤣🤣🤣 noooo lmaoooo

    • @spartan2051
      @spartan2051 3 года назад +4

      Yo your moms is cute. You lookin for a stepdaddy?

    • @KnightMcflee
      @KnightMcflee 3 года назад +4

      AYO! man was WILDIN when he said that lmao

    • @firingonsight2846
      @firingonsight2846 3 года назад +1

      @@spartan2051 😩🤣 thanks ? Lol

  • @TheSpazOutLoud
    @TheSpazOutLoud 3 года назад +50

    I still haven't learned to NOT eat when watching these boys. Coughed up cheerios all over my desk.

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 3 года назад +5

      I've learned the hard way that I can't eat, drink or have a full bladder while watching these guys.

  • @josereyes7438
    @josereyes7438 3 года назад +58

    I thought visual effects people were gonna let us down with that Ted Cruz and Nick Cannon image, but the brand never disappoints!

    • @Dw1nna
      @Dw1nna 3 года назад +2

      Hail to the Editor!

  • @megajames3000
    @megajames3000 3 года назад +99

    Peep the videos of pianist trying to accompany her singing. She changed keys like 3 times. Karen can’t sing herself out of a wet paper bag

    • @t33nyplaysp0p
      @t33nyplaysp0p 3 года назад +18

      She changed keys about 11 times. Check out Larrry Goldings playing it

    • @neverhomecompanion5087
      @neverhomecompanion5087 3 года назад +8

      It was anthem in the key of monoxide alarm

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +2

      That video is painful lol

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +1

      My sister started stimming

    • @megajames3000
      @megajames3000 3 года назад +1

      @@t33nyplaysp0p i peeped that... I'm a jazz dude too lol

  • @chipotlefanatic3713
    @chipotlefanatic3713 3 года назад +23

    That pipe hitter bit was ridiculous 🤣😂

  • @rakamukherjee9070
    @rakamukherjee9070 3 года назад +62

    STOP BE A PIPE HITTER IN CHURCH HE DID NOT SAY THAT

  • @brandalecarter9354
    @brandalecarter9354 3 года назад +39

    Lol! Confederate general...... Dead-on.

  • @ttevaughnjr
    @ttevaughnjr 3 года назад +39

    I’m sure Fergie was free...

  • @si3gnal
    @si3gnal 3 года назад +5

    "Yo, say less, bro'! Yo, Mike Pompeo sent me!!" A straight BANGER!! Aaaahhahaha

  • @Deemo202
    @Deemo202 3 года назад +8

    Lmfao I was crying at the Wild’ N Out bit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @swiiper_the_fox
    @swiiper_the_fox 3 года назад +17

    Ted Cruz look like a middle aged teen wolf

  • @xXbellabyrdXx
    @xXbellabyrdXx 3 года назад +9

    I used to sing solos at church as a child, and all those scrambled notes made me cringe 😬

  • @bcole914
    @bcole914 3 года назад +10

    Be a pipe hitter 🥴😆😩 CPAC crazy

  • @Scxoop123
    @Scxoop123 3 года назад +37

    No Orlando Slander will be tolerated.
    The City Beautiful 🌴🌞 Home of the Pipe Hitters

  • @tomkvideo
    @tomkvideo 3 года назад +16

    I was really hoping Julia would get a word in on Ted Cruz on Wild'n Out since she used to be on it.

  • @rckmst
    @rckmst 3 года назад +12

    CPAC - Crack Pipe Aficionados Committee

    • @kayenjee
      @kayenjee 3 года назад +2

      Underrated comment.

  • @mrtrailesafety
    @mrtrailesafety 3 года назад +6

    Ted Cruz is stuck between human and pudgy Wolverine

  • @christenford3864
    @christenford3864 3 года назад +19

    I can crack up at the Ted Cruz bit now that I don't want run him over. Having running water and electricity makes you nicer....

    • @rtrue3502
      @rtrue3502 3 года назад +9

      Get your foot off them brakes. Keep pushing that gas on that one!!!
      😎🤟🤠

  • @alecsosa1695
    @alecsosa1695 3 года назад +3

    Pompeo just seen Pulp Fiction. He think he Marcellus Wallace.

  • @LAVirgo67
    @LAVirgo67 3 года назад +4

    I heard that the young woman singing is Ted Cruz's dog walker. Hilarious!

  • @kevthepoet
    @kevthepoet 3 года назад +4

    He look like a Confederate general 😂😭

  • @YoGirlChe
    @YoGirlChe 3 года назад +1

    😆🤣😂🤦‍♀️ Dude what? What does that even mean? 😳 A pipe hitter?! #Saynotodrugs and oh Lord... this girl singing the nation anthem 😮🙆‍♀️😆. She destroyed it! I can't LOL!!

  • @susiedupuy9532
    @susiedupuy9532 3 года назад +1

    I have never heard Pipe Hitter before and I'm old.

  • @SCORPIONSCOME1st
    @SCORPIONSCOME1st 3 года назад +1

    Yacubian pipe hitting 101😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Johnny_Hipp
    @Johnny_Hipp 3 года назад +1

    Incredibly hilarious and deeply confusing speeches. and singing! 🤣 "Pipe Hitters" are apparently a hyper deadly elite hit squad within the military, that leave no man alive. Definitely not the kind of energy I'd bring to a PTA meeting, or church, but these guys are definitely quite Different.

  • @janisayquois
    @janisayquois 3 года назад

    Back in the day, in Kingsbridge, when you wanted the Super to turn up the heat, you would bang on the pipes.

  • @ChironBroderick
    @ChironBroderick 3 года назад +2

    dammit. now i want them on Wild N' Out.

  • @legendaryfitcrew1272
    @legendaryfitcrew1272 3 года назад

    The wild style joke was hilarious

  • @NenaVA1
    @NenaVA1 3 года назад +1

    Lmaooooo I thought he said Pipe fitter

  • @_darkseid_4490
    @_darkseid_4490 3 года назад +2

    "This is the opposite of laughs"

  • @raytumod9525
    @raytumod9525 3 года назад

    'The pipelayers in the back row of the church. Pastor Pipelayer.....'......

  • @rrvisions-rickyruthejew
    @rrvisions-rickyruthejew 3 года назад

    He's basically saying don't worry about things that are important when you can just smoke cra... I mean be a "pipe hitter"

  • @si3gnal
    @si3gnal 3 года назад

    Ahhh. Now I got it, Pulp Fiction, Ving Rhames used it ...ONCE. Never heard it again. That was the ONLY time it's been used in a smooth way.

  • @kevthepoet
    @kevthepoet 3 года назад +2

    Wait. Be a pipe hitter at Church! Huh? 😂😭

  • @joeboy4229
    @joeboy4229 3 года назад

    ..end of that vid had me rolling harrdddd 🤣

  • @dontcallmeraveen209
    @dontcallmeraveen209 3 года назад

    The shorty singing the anthem Was a pipe hitter with her eyes rolling back lol

  • @umarscamartistjohnson1784
    @umarscamartistjohnson1784 3 года назад

    Whoaaaaaaa who smoking Crills 😂😂😂

  • @jordanmyers7266
    @jordanmyers7266 3 года назад +7

    When y’all gunna cover the newyork govener

  • @padrescott2047
    @padrescott2047 3 года назад +1

    They told that girl to mix up some Jasmine Sullivan with some Miley Conservative Cyrus and keep it as vanilla as possible

  • @johnnygoddamn1456
    @johnnygoddamn1456 Год назад

    Miss these guys

  • @luisalvarez2519
    @luisalvarez2519 3 года назад

    Yo hittin pipe in church sounds like some shit they'd put you in a registry for.

  • @charleswilson1500
    @charleswilson1500 3 года назад

    Mike “Ving Rhames” Pompeo

  • @dma69nyc
    @dma69nyc 3 года назад

    "Pipe hitter"???? 🤨
    Poor Ted Cruz, too clueless to notice that they're laughing AT him, not with him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Oh honey, don't quit your day job. That National Anthem....😬

  • @leonelcardenas5847
    @leonelcardenas5847 3 года назад +1

    I'd like to know what they really meant by pipe hitter!!!

  • @SurfDUI
    @SurfDUI 3 года назад +1

    A tight 5 of incompetence.

  • @DeltaNinja245
    @DeltaNinja245 3 года назад

    They better watch out Ted Cruz might pull a DJ Envy on them 😂😂😂

  • @MrWicked187
    @MrWicked187 3 года назад

    1:44 if shawty started singing Pipe it up...
    I would've instantly became a Conservative Republican lol

  • @palithaolden8214
    @palithaolden8214 3 года назад

    OMG! That lady was soooooo offkey!!😳😳

  • @dsg3053
    @dsg3053 3 года назад

    Pipe fitting... closing the factory because of green vision....crack version of mcdonalds closing at 10 to switch to lunch but at the Carter

  • @marctouss1862
    @marctouss1862 3 года назад

    he saw pulp fiction and did not get what marsellus meant by "pipe hitting niggas"...

  • @amrny0120
    @amrny0120 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious....

  • @theherpsenderpsen
    @theherpsenderpsen 3 года назад

    I got some green vision.

  • @twoodbeats
    @twoodbeats 3 года назад

    Somebody locate the MyPillow guy, find his whereabouts

  • @kwisatzhaderach88
    @kwisatzhaderach88 3 года назад

    I like you guys. Lol

  • @evangeline6
    @evangeline6 3 года назад

    So he admits he hit a pipe before going to cancun

  • @joshpalmer7416
    @joshpalmer7416 3 года назад

    Opposite of soulful, comedy gold

  • @kriskenard
    @kriskenard 3 года назад

    PIPE IT UP

  • @vanesavalencia7752
    @vanesavalencia7752 3 года назад

    Mero with the wild throwbacks every time. Dude said ted cruz looks like the man thing in men and black... Too accurate

  • @vicdamonejr.comedy4599
    @vicdamonejr.comedy4599 3 года назад

    I dated a girl from Orlando and she never said Orlando is awesome. Shorty deadass moved to Knoxville, Tennessee because she hated Orlando so fucking much

  • @donovanbray9524
    @donovanbray9524 3 года назад

    Pipe tapper

  • @mightymanofvalor7683
    @mightymanofvalor7683 3 года назад +1

    Separately these guys aren’t funny but together they are hilarious!

  • @2Thessalonians1_7
    @2Thessalonians1_7 3 года назад +5

    Would’ve been way funnier if he said “pipe layer”.

    • @mycargoesvarun
      @mycargoesvarun 3 года назад +1

      republicans don’t know how to lay pipe let’s be real

  • @yourbiggestfan7057
    @yourbiggestfan7057 3 года назад

    Ass hair on your face 😂ha #joesyahthadon sent me

  • @LAVirgo67
    @LAVirgo67 3 года назад

    Pipe Hitter is a military term. I've heard it when referring to the guys working in the bottom of a ship in the Navy. In this case, I'm gonna say he's referring to the crack heads. Can't spell crack with without CPAC.

  • @kylereese5407
    @kylereese5407 3 года назад

    Jesus mero smdh yall should be ashamed on vice yall.be slaying this man what happened to yall

  • @dontbeuhdummy
    @dontbeuhdummy 3 года назад +2

    No way steve bannon is men in black transforming guy fr

  • @timothycastro7479
    @timothycastro7479 3 года назад

    Dope New York Knicks Cap I like the navy blue

  • @letitswissarmy
    @letitswissarmy 3 года назад

    last time i was this late, ted cruz got voted out of office

  • @samhernandez1248
    @samhernandez1248 3 года назад

    At best, only thing I can surmise, from pipe hitter; is to go all out . Ugh, need I say more?

  • @marisgoldenhour6212
    @marisgoldenhour6212 3 года назад

    Surprised they didn't make a Fergie comparison. But this anthem was way worse. 😖

  • @Zom13y
    @Zom13y 3 года назад

    For what I have gathered “pipe hitter” comes from military slang about special ops, and is kinda seems to be turning into a dog whistle for going to extremes for the cause. Also a lot of open carry gun nuts consider themselves “pipe hitters”, you can already guess the types black polo and khakis. A lot of them seem to revere Black Water as the elite of the elite but all I can think about when I hear about Black Water is someone saying ‘This is like Star Wars’ then immediately crashing a helicopter into the side of a canyon.

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 3 года назад

    1:50 was really awful. Truly

  • @2Thessalonians1_7
    @2Thessalonians1_7 3 года назад +1

    CPAP?

  • @ChristianJoyD
    @ChristianJoyD 3 года назад

    That off key, strained, painfully bland, super drawn out national anthem is so apropos.

  • @SurfDUI
    @SurfDUI 3 года назад +1

    🙏💀

  • @pjjohnson8483
    @pjjohnson8483 3 года назад

    She Wes just yelling

  • @seehazesmoke
    @seehazesmoke 3 года назад

    Don't bump into Floridaman

  • @kylereese5407
    @kylereese5407 3 года назад

    Why yall.aint speaking.on Cuomo tho

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 3 года назад

    What tf is he talking about

  • @Dumbfoundlanka
    @Dumbfoundlanka 3 года назад

    Bruh ya'll really gonna be silent about Cuomo allegations???

  • @damiancampoz4493
    @damiancampoz4493 3 года назад +1

    These guys should be married to each other fo reals, sparks. ,the fatter would be the catcher for sure

  • @willygates
    @willygates 3 года назад +2

    Theyre so political these days. Yawn

    • @jtsh
      @jtsh 3 года назад +11

      New to the brand? They talked politics plenty and had political guests well before even getting to showtime? Or are you a super old school fan from the MTV2 days just now noticing the politics?

    • @jtsh
      @jtsh 3 года назад +9

      Oh, never mind, this is what you do on each of their videos. Carry on.

    • @t33nyplaysp0p
      @t33nyplaysp0p 3 года назад +4

      Triggered conservative alert 📢⚠️🚨

  • @MinutesFromVegas
    @MinutesFromVegas 3 года назад +1

    As a bodega worker that sells " oil burners" trust me. Americans got the message about pipe hitters.

  • @Djizzle802
    @Djizzle802 3 года назад +129

    “Why her eyes going in the back of her head like she’s getting swabbed for a Covid test?” Yooooo😂💀

    • @OrphansAttic
      @OrphansAttic 3 года назад +5

      Which test though; nasal or anal? 🤣

    • @fxlegacy7085
      @fxlegacy7085 3 года назад +4

      brooooo that shit had me deaadddd

  • @MegaFizzyMoon
    @MegaFizzyMoon 3 года назад +84

    The best laughter medicine is listening to these two laughing & joking...it’s contagious & gets me every time...!!!🥰🥰🥰

    • @darylcarr8283
      @darylcarr8283 3 года назад +4

      I LOVE it when he loses his shit! Usually when the subject of "toppy bots" is broached!

  • @mattswanson3568
    @mattswanson3568 3 года назад +55

    "Mike Lindell wrote this speech" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-pk8bb6lf9b
    @user-pk8bb6lf9b 3 года назад +82

    "America Uncancelled"
    When you 75 and a millennial

  • @jenikab95
    @jenikab95 3 года назад +38

    The wild n out bit took me OUT bruh. I swear only Desus and Mero can come up with this shit🤣🤣🤣

  • @loganknox7
    @loganknox7 3 года назад +47

    Last time I was this early Ted Cruz was still in Cancun

  • @emilydillon9238
    @emilydillon9238 3 года назад +33

    Pipes be with you.

  • @CleverCover05
    @CleverCover05 3 года назад +17

    I can't believe i put myself through that horrible wailing twice for you guys.

  • @t33nyplaysp0p
    @t33nyplaysp0p 3 года назад +21

    Yall need to actually watch her singing the whole national anthem. She goes around the entire circle of 5ths and still ends up in F#.
    Its....out.

  • @brianfoster6978
    @brianfoster6978 3 года назад +6

    I went to college in Orlando, I can confirm no one thinks Orlando is awesome. Also the pipe hitters are on the west side of town Mike. Just drive down Orange Blossom Trail... You'll find em.

  • @johnmcnab4273
    @johnmcnab4273 3 года назад +4

    Some people's personality trait is being boring af, and they've got a whole convention for themselves.

  • @ronj77
    @ronj77 3 года назад +2

    She's singing in QAnon I don't understand any of it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @woody_you_want
    @woody_you_want 3 года назад +1

    I think someone told Ted Cruz to do his best Donald Trump or his worst Jerry Seinfeld

  • @sydj1827
    @sydj1827 3 года назад +3

    I can listen to them roast ted Cruz all day