You should research the swedish singer/actor/writer/thief/mythomaniac/nazi/communist (the list goes on and on) Johnny Bode. There’s a story that will make you say ”there is no way that happened”.
Hes not a fucking court judge lad u need to see a doctor your heads fucked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that someone just croping his head on a judges body plus he Scottish not American 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@derwolf3006 Dank changed his name to Justice Dankula and his profile pic to a pic of a Justice with his face photoshopped in. He started tweeting stuff like “In a 6-3 decision today the court ruled that all members of the itty bitty tittie committee are terrorist” and a bunch of other golden meme material. He got a bunch of DM’s from people threatening his life, calling him fat or ugly, saying he has a small dick etc. A few of them would send a few edgy messages say “I’m gonna look up where you live!” Then stopped messaging after seeing he’s Scottish.
@@derwolf3006 he made out he was a supreme Court judge, and patting himself on the back, 10,000s of Looney lefties lost there shit, they thought he was really one of the supreme Court judge's, he done a mock picture of himself with the other judges, classic 🤣🤣
As goofy as the name of Galloping Goose is, they were named for a B29 bomber crew. Many bike clubs ( Angels included) were named for aircrews, units or craft
My father got into a bar fight with a few members of the Iron Horsemen back in the late 80's , being outnumbered he was beaten pretty severely. Instead of leaving well enough alone, he continued into the parking lot and tipped over their entire row of bikes. They were less than happy with this disrespect and were actively hunting him, serious threats we're made and what saved his ass was a man aptly named Crazy John Maharsh who was connected and thankfully squashed the situation. I was only a toddler at the time and it's scary to think of what could of happened to us due to drunken bullshit. Crazy John Maharsh became a family friend and is an unforgettable individual in my memory, as he was nearly 7 feet tall and would growl loudly at us children like some deranged , cocaine fueled Pro Wrestler. RIP Crazy John.
Thats crazy, my dad was a biker and Lars (who was shot in the chest but survived) tried recruiting him, but my father has found out that my mom was pregnant and dropped out of that life.
the finnish baker wars were so funny. even the elderly were laughing "luckily those boys can't shoot for shit" and "it's like they're trying NOT to hit each other" 😂
The Drammen bomb blast also destroyed the "Drammens Is" icecream-factory. The company closed down shortly there after, because they could not produce any ice-cream, and was bought by Nestle, who decided producing the ice-cream elsewhere wasn't profitable. So a consequence of the biker-war, is that some nice ice-creams are no longer to be had in Norway.
58:00 About the anti-tank rockets being useless: They kinda are against things that aren't, well, tanks. They are designed to penetrate thick armor, instead of blowing up and destroying stuff around the impact, they are designed to direct all the energy into one direction. Whatever gets directly hit by them won't have a great day, but anything a few meters to the side will be in much better shape.
1:16:00 Also, RPGs actually have a minimum distance of ~10-20meters(varies on the exact model afaik) they have to fly before the grenade arms itself, so those two "duds" probably happened because of that.
@@MidWitPride Most RPG rounds don't have an arming distance, just a plastic cap over the tip of the war head. This is because having a rocket arm mid air is hard to do and expensive and it's only advantage is safety. Not something the Soviet give a monkeys about. (the rockets do have a self detonation effect after 2ish Km in an effort to stop missed live rockets floating around)
Oh and he is also talking about the use of a Carl Gustav recoilless rifle, that came with HEDP (high explosive dual purpose) which is ment for both anti tank and anti infantry.
@@jackcull6892 I’ve had arguments over this so I may be wrong but I also think some rpg warheads Don’t have a maximum distance and “are meant” for indirect fire I know the soviets when designing the rpg designed it to have multiple war heads
Well we have gangs and bikers and had bikers in all of Scandinavia back then yeah, we even had a Mafia in Denmark after WWII that was a group of former resistens fighters that formed it, but they also cleaned up some politician(Forever Sleep them) that worked with the Nazi's, all this can be found in Danish history during the occupations and after up till around the late 70' and might still be around in the shadows, they might have merge with some other european ones or they just vanished with time!
My friend's dad was a part of a Danish motorbike gang. He was a very kind man, and I have nothing but happy memories with him. He had a lot of demons from those days, sadly, but he was an honourable and very generous man who made no secret of his past. Unfortunately, he ended up taking his own life when his past caught up with him and he lost everything and thus could no longer provide for his family, who he treasured and loved dearly. Yes, he was incredibly wealthy, but when it all came crashing down and he lost all his money and it all came out, it was just too much for him to not be able to give his family and friends that life any more. He will be forever missed and remembered as a kind man who would do anything to help out the people he cared for.
never knew that british aristocracy can become part of the supreme court but since a blue checkmark journo adresses supreme judge dankula it must be true
The reason why people love Dank is because dude is a absolute hoot! It's like hanging out with a friend that tells you about some crazy ass shit that you ain't ever going to believe. Thank you for telling me about some crazy ass shit! Very much appreciated, Brother!!
Here in finland the local bandidos mc in harjavalta had a door sign at the front door that reads "if you don't own a tank, use the doorbell" because in 2007 there was a man who was shot at the clubhouse and the local police decided to call the local military base, lend a military tank and drive it trough the front wall of the clubhouse. And this is the "peace time"😅
I find it funny that despite the war lasting years, involving several chapters, and both sides having access to military hardware including rocket launchers, the total amount of casualties was only around a dozen people
There's way more casualties during gang wars nowadays in Sweden. And most of the shooters never did military-service. About 40 a year has died since 2017 from gang-shootings, grenade attacks and bombing just in Sweden. But these things rarely happened before this biker war. Acquiring weapons has become very easy in comparison (most of it comes form the Balkans and the breakup of Yugoslavia). The biker gangs still exist and seem to like bombs. A lot of new gangs and networks popped up.
@@erockstoenescu6171 The United States has fired an estimated 250,000 for every insurgent killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. 1.8 billion rounds per year. The bikers killed 12 people through 94 murder attempts. That's a very serious ratio.
@@scarynumberone Its not a serious ratio at all. How many of those shots do you think were just cover fire. There's also a lot of conflicts where they cant even see the enemy and are just shooting in the general direction. The big difference is the fact that the Bikers had all the time in the world to organize and plan these shootings, knew where the enemy was going to be, and still failed most of the time.
I grew up in Malmö and was a young lad over the span of this story. Back then it was the wild west but compared to today quite a charming way of criminality. Last decade there was assassination attempts on the janitor on our block. Five bullets to the stomach. Then someone threw a bomb at the police station in rosengård. Later a woman got brutally murdered and gunned down with her baby in her arms. Restaurants being bombed for not paying the gangs every weekend. Police helicopter hoovering almost every day. Feels like a war zone here off and on. I miss the 90s. Those were the days. Thanks for the magnificent story and work.
I remember driving by the shot up club house in Roskilde, Denmark the next day. It was just riddled with bullets, but miraculously there big lit-up plastic club sign did not have a single bullet in it. A few years later the Hell's Angles chapter wanted to sell the building, but nobody wanted to buy. Except a little latter, a nearby nazi group made an offer, and all of the sudden the local city council also wanted to buy and make it into youth dwellings. Apparently Nazi's make the best real estate agents. Who would have thunk.
@@humbleguardsman5578 Well what do you think Hitler did for a living after he faked his death and moved to Brazil? :P (I'm joking of course. I don't believe that conspiracy theory in the slightest.)
@@sukt00 Sorry, my bad. Argentina. I wasn't aware the FBI believed it, but I still can't help but question it. Besides, Hitler's body would be pretty difficult to misidentify given he was born with only one testicle. That's kind of hard to fake. I don't know the details as to how far anyone investigated into the whole thing, so while I generally don't buy it, I will at least concede to the possibility of it being true.
@@humbleguardsman5578 "Unless you buy zis building here, ja, zere will be jews buying ze houses. Or a pure blooded aryan family... Ahh, jawohl, dat would be greit!" - Adolf Hitler, real estate agent
Bikers with military hardware. It's sounds like something out of GTA. Awesome job on the new video and Congratulations on trolling Twitter and exposing the Party of Tolerance for who they really are. God bless you, Justice Dankula.
On the whole "why there were civilians at the big biker parties" this is pretty common, as when it comes down to it, bikers are just people too, and a party is a party. Also, biker parties can be a blast over normal parties. In more ways than one.
There's plenty of legit MC's out there who aren't criminals, they just like to drink and fight and party. There's one in my hometown with a clubhouse right next to a bar, and you'll see them in there or making a liquor run to a nearby store every so often, and when there's a bike show or some other festival in town they always show up, along with possibly a few 1 %ers though they are less likely to show.
Also the norwegian side of this war was noticably calmer than in the other countries. Yes, a few clubhouses were blown up here as well, but it wasnt too bad. Nearly 20 years later, a cop by the name of Eirik Jensen was thrown in jail for being dirty. It turns out this guy might have been crucial in keeping tensions low. Although a brutal, old fashioned, grey-zone-cop at work he was very laid back when off duty, and was able to mingle with the bikers and criminals in his free time. This is what he attributes to his enormous success at his work. Both give-and-take-deals with criminals at work as well as an advising relationship to the bikers in his spare time was tactics he admits to. His colleagues might have known something was up with him, but the results he showed was too good to throw a fit over. He is accused of facilitating narcotics smuggling, with one of his longest standing sources Gjermund Cappelen snitching on him. It seems to be one of the great real life cop stories of the modern age. The Netflix series about him, Mr. Good: Cop or Crook seems very interesting too.
Wow thanks for the info, from what i’ve heard i’ve had the impression that he was some sort of scumbag, but pretty cool if he managed to keep the tensions low, might have to watch that documentary 👍
I was in a band in Scotland around the turn of the millennium, and we used to rehearse in a country pub, by the kind permission of the landlord, but unbeknownst to us, on a Saturday night, it was a blue angels hangout. When we turned up on a Sunday morning to rehearse we would often find one, or two of the guys still there (8am), nursing a pint 🍺. Through that we got to know some of the guys (lovely fellas), we got gigs at that pub in the evenings, at the blue angels club house, and at their festival. The blue angels are lovely people, and now I've grown up and moved on, I'm feeling nostalgic for those rock and roll days with the angels.
Yep the old days the ones in Scotland now are rather pathetic claiming 1% patches .the ones I know dnt even go on runs I think it’s one a yr to Belgium where they are more hard core than the Scottish blues .it’s rather embarrassing.
As an American bikie sounds much less intimidating and funny sounding, I would have to fight everything in my body not to burst out laughing and makeing fun of it 😂
@imurgodsgo😂UK rider here it's biker here it's allwsys been biker or member or MC member . Bikie ..tbh is a bit gay sounding and no one in UK slcould say that with out seriously trying not to laugh sorry not sorry
I think you would like the story of Aimo Koivunen a finnish ww2 vet who during the war got lost from his squad, accidentaly overdosed on meth, skid through a soviet camp, walked into a cabin that blew up when he tried to go in, laid in a ditch for a day, skid more walked into a mine, ate a raw bird and laid in a ditch. He ended up skiing over 400km in two weeks, weighing only 40kg and having a heartrate of 200 hits per minute I am not the best at explaning things but i hope that you look it up. Its insane
All them skids i'm picturing the guy off chops on meth running around in the snow making car noises and skid noises like when you're a kid hahahaha. Skids for life.
I love the recurring theme of the Hell's Angels using targeted assassinations and (somewhat) careful mafia tactics, to which the Bandidos respond with the gang war equivalent of switching to Demoman in TF2.
"Let's see what happens when you mix *baker* gangs with military hardware." - Count Dankula aka Justice Dankula Scottish and Aussie accents are the best.
The baker gangs have been a true menace here in Finland. First it was just an occasional baguette duel. Then it all got out of hand. Flour everywhere. I shouldn't be joking. I lived right next door where Marko Hirsma was shot dead. His daughter was in the same kindergarten with my son. Lots of candles in the parking lot. Their HQ was just across a bigger street.
The Brits we’re having a lot of trouble with violent Baker gangs. Ultimately they turned to Mary Berry & Paul Hollywood to get that shit under control. The Great British Bake-off makes for surprisingly good telly but there were moments during the show’s early seasons when the old rivalries would get out of control. Most of the beefs were squashed peacefully but sometimes Mary was left with no choice and had to shank a baker in the middle of the tent to send a message to the others. Sadly, most of this footage was left on the cutting room floor.
Glad to see Justice Dankula still working hard making videos for his fans after giving the people their gun rights back and saving millions of babies. How does he do it?
i love the super zoom for every dad joke and i like that "in the business we call this foreshadowing" bit is an ongoing thing in the series. Both genuinely get me every time.
Just sent this to my relative as half of my family if Norwegian. He is a biker too and thought he would be interested. This was a great breakdown thank you. Such tragic events x
it feels weird having a Scottish man tell me about the history of my own country - but its pretty entertaining as well and the pronunciation of the names is pretty damn good as well !
Did you know about this gang war growing up, because I’ve never heard of this conflict when I was child it seems like something that should have been on the news constantly.
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if the man actually had a guy telling him how to pronounce the names, despite saying he doesn't care. It's a lot better than many sports announcers or foreign politicians.
The father of a guy on my footballteam, was a Hells Angel. The thing is his dad and his biker friends would come and support our team if we played away, So whenever we played close to Trondheim, we always had a bunch of Hells Angels cheering us on. It was really funny.
I was a member of a local bike club, the law abiding type. Oldest in Sweden, started in '56. And well, the average age in the club is a good bit over 60. We've had some various incidents relating to the bike gangs in the area though, typically from prospect clubs for Hell's Angels and Bandidos.
Man, a few years ago i was conscripted into the swedish army, we werent allowed to use cellphones cause the bikers used to track the phones of soldiers back in the 90s to locate the armories
Bizzare to see a fellow Naz1 fur on here. OwO Also cellphones are best turned off and left at home in a Faraday bag when working in sensitive areas or doing sensitive things.
Im Danish and 43 years old and never heard of this so called "Baker war" LOL But never try and prevent a baker from selling his bread or there will be hell to pay.
@@kimmogensen4888 Baker > Biker Så du mener ik jeg kan hører.? Men du kan tydeligvis intet se 🤓 Ej heller kan du forstå en joke. Har du hørt at man ikke skal kaste med sten når man selv bor i et glas hus?? 🤣😂
THANK YOU Papa Dank! That Twatter trolling was just a masterpiece of pure Comedy Gold! I needed the laughter so much and you provided it! Keep being the awesome troll you are, I just love your twisted sense of humor! That was perfection!😚👌 You should do a compilation video of the reactions and DMs you got!
So, 6ish minutes in, and I already want a long form video from you on biker culture and customs. Seriously great work, interesting stories with the perfect touch of totally irreverent humor.
'That's not funny' Yes it was, it was hilarious. The insanity of it all with the bombs and grenades and rocket launchers and the incompetence of the bad actors had me rolling in the aisle. Sorry for the innocent victims of these morons but if you wrote that as a script for a movie nobody would believe it. Thank you, great storytelling and love your accent and glad you're still on the tube :)
@@iceman5117 lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo cry harder over literally 5 or so states that abortionists hate anyway, banning abortion and nothing else changing whatsoever
I once had to park my wife's little compact car catty-corner across the street from a Hells Angels clubhouse. When I got back I found bikes parked on both sides of the car with about a foot of total wiggle room. I proceeded to execute a 30 point turn to exit while half the clubhouse stood outside smoking and enjoying the show.
@@flowgangsemaudamartoz7062 Honestly I don't understand why he didn't just go ask for their help. Like you don't walk up and ask if they can move them because well you don't know it's their bikes, but if you just ask for help from them odds are they'll get them moved so you can leave
I remember this, I grew up when bandidos and hells angels was moving in In Helsingborg, mörarp and ökåkra. Crazy fun times. Then the immigrant gangs boosted their numbers and well, everything is shit now
@@sh-hg4eg They tried to move in on the drug territory and illegal weapons. Resulted in several shootings and the rise in driveby's which resulted in several innocent victims.
36:00 Interesting story actually. My father was with the national guard at the time (Hemvärnet) and he, among others, were being sent out to patrol the military storage depots in their area. Every night, they kept patrolling around the depots and had orders to report any suspicious activity as well as potentially engage with them if necessary. Apparently the military brass knew what had been stolen, so the idea was, if they ran into anyone out there, they were to immediately leave their cars and disperse into the woods with which they were familiar. The reason for this was because the Carl Gustavs or AT4s they had stolen would likely be effective if they were all sat in a car, but if they were outside in the familiar terrain they've trained in, they would have the upper hand. They were also issued heavy body armor which would easily stop any pistol or SMG round. The authorities were definitely paying attention. Apparently some of the AT launchers were used against buildings, it would seem the bikers had little no idea what they actually had gotten their hands on, as the launchers would be very ineffective against something large and compartmentalized like a house, unless they also captured HE warheads for the Carl Gustav. Edit: I see you mentioned the above incident :) These are not actually rocket launchers, but recoiless rifles, small difference but still. The major point is that an AT warhead would be very ineffective against a building. A HEAT warhead would cause some destruction, but it'd be difficult to kill a lot of people with it.
I appreciate that you take time from your busy schedule at the American Supreme Court to entertain us. Even while your putting out the most significant rulings this century! Thanks Justice Dankula!
@@ElectronicYouth same, history has always been interesting to me, still today i watch a lot of historical documentaries, mostly related to military stuff but not exclusively
Man you might be my favourite Historian. I could listen to you tell stories for hours. Infact I do, I really appreciate your content. I often feel like I'm watching a movie with my imagination while I listen. thanks for putting out so much quality content all the time.
Growing up in copenhagen in the midst of this. The conflict had been apart of my childhood more then i knew. Even in my late teens. So this is so awesome to hear you dig into... After my parents got divorced. My mom had boyfriends on both sides of the conflict and my dad side being very military. Somtimes i wonder how they even ended up together... There are a few minor errors and storys i wish had more attention. But fuck it. That is one hell of a good video...
I lived my late teens right in the middle of it all... it was pretty crazy... biker gang murders was everydays news... and mind you - Denmark has had the lowest murder rate in the world for many years. "We're not used to this kind of violence"... haaha... thanks for yet another great MadLads
@@ChickenPermissionOG i think it was a combination of several things. First off Scandinavia has been pretty non-violent throughout the 19th century. So the laws were weak... you can see in the video : 16 years for a double homocide!! Mind you he could get paroled after 2/3 of the sentence... that was one thing - also I think the police took it easy as they probably figured they could kill eachother and solve a huge difficult problem. Eventually the authorities did step up... harsh laws, harsh sentencing... today bikers rarely make it to any headilnes,
Well here's the thing, the Bofors Carl Gustaf launcher is not really an anti-personel weapon. It's meant to penentrate armoured plating of tanks. The average biker club house is simply not hard enough to get it to full potential. Which is why some of the projectiles wouldn't explode. And the explosion itself is directed, so it's not like tossing a high explosive grenade into a room and taking out people inside.
The rounds from rocket launchers are often HEAT warheads which are not particularly effective against wooden walls like those in the nordic countries. If they hit an armour plate and there is a very confined room behind tough, that is very effective. The conscription armies in the nordic countries did train a lot of people in how to utilize weapons. Don't know how people can go around without having these skills today :-D I remember clearly these years. Especially the Drammen bombing. And this is now the new favourite history channel. Good to know that the cancellists did not succeed in cancelling you.
I met a few guys from the Danish Hells Angels in London back in 2010. I saw this dude sitting at a table and approached him. He was wearing a shirt which I though was a New York Hardcore punk band. He laughed and said some friends will be coming around in a bit. They got me wasted and refused any offers I had for buying drinks for any of them. They were great guys. Keep up the great content. I just joined.
The "rockets" like the Gustav usually use HEAT warheads, optimized for going through armor not fragging a bunch of people with shrapnel that's probably why the attacks did minimal damage.
Gustav has both types, but if it went through a wall, without exploding, I'd say it was the AT and not a frag one, which would have exploded as soon as it made contact with the wall. Although iirc, you could set the distance for those frags, at which they'd explode in the air as well.
Great video Dankula. For anybody enjoying the biker lore and wants some more. The book 'Hells Angels' by Hunter S Thompson comes highly recommended. He wrote it after riding with them and them knowing he was there to be a journalist. If you have heard of 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas', it's the same guy.
It's a very insightful book I read years ago and have been meaning to re-read it. It certainly raised my eyebrows a few times, not least the explanation of the different colours on the wings, and I've been a biker since '89.
We need a madlads about justice dankula. A Scottish born lad who made his way through the ranks of the US judicial system and took half of the country’s rights in one fell swoop!
Being from Copenhagen, I obviously knew this story. I even went to school with a couple of the names you butchered. I've greatly enjoyed hearing you tell the story. You made it sound like "good old times" somehow 😂
To be fair, he didnt really butch any names. I understod each and every one, far from perfect, but he even said himself, he had no clue how to pronounce them, I mean, Ive heard alot worse. Lets just say, he brought a bit of flavor to the mix :d Also yes, it felt weirdly nostalgic :D
That was a wild story. Check out the Hells Angels's war in Montreal. That was pretty brutal too! I think the body count was far higher in that one. The US clubs seem to keep their wars a little quieter these days.
It was an honor to hear Dankula pronounce my city of Helsingborg! 🇸🇪 We have a lot less rocket launch attacks nowadays but bombs are still some what common. But not by bikers anymore.
I’m from Sweden I remember when this shit went down, I remember one story in particular where this biker went alone with this submachine gun loaded with armor piercing rounds and absolutely obliterated two other bikers on the highway at like 110km/h
Oh shit guys I saw it just now in the video i think it was the incident with the Swedish banidos leader being shot. That submachine gun is chambered in 45 acp or 45 auto can’t remember but I know the gun.
All I can say is that becoming a Supreme Court Judge has clearly given you the ability to present long form content in a great way. Enjoyed this extended AML one.
Being from Sweden, I have vague memories of one (or both) of the gangs actually getting into it with police as well. To the point of a police station being shot with a rocket, or having a grenade lobbed in.
As a Nordic man. I am shocked flabbergasted and somewhat bewildered, that I've never heard of the. "The Great Nordic Biker War" Thank you count dankula. For your wonderful insights.
Bro 14-16 years for cold blooded murder is so crazy to me. Here in the states it all depends on the situation of the murder but usually results in no less then 40 years, usually life in prison.
And those areusually the toughest sentences here in Dk, unless you are deemed "mentally ill and dangerous" then they can keep you for a longer period. Murderers here are usually sentenced between 5 and 12 years, and many get out early if they "behave".
Because here in the U.S the "Law" is a total fucking joke. You can get LIFE over something as meaningless as money, but get 3-5 years for harming a fucking child. Tell me that shit ain't completely wrong.
Resocialization vs. pure punishment. Keeping criminals in prison for super long/forever is expensive for the state/tax payers. That said there is the concept of 'Forvaring' which resembles a life sentence. I do not believe that Breivik e.g. will ever see the light of day again.
They were anti tank rockets, and thus meant to penetrate a tanks armor not be optimal anti infantry weapons. (No purpose built casing for shrapnel ). So that explains a lot. The Hells angles were very lucky though.
You should do a madlads on Hugh Glass, he was mauled by a bear and left to die by his fellow outdoorsmen. Hugh crawled over 300 miles to the nearest fort, and eventually got revenge on the people who left him to die
Glass was kind of a dick. He was hundreds of miles deep into Indian country and gravely wounded. They risked being attacked repeatedly by the same grizzley, other grizzly attracted by his blood and his wounded crys, and attacked by Indians if they stayed. All for a man who should have died. The only thing they did wrong was not putting him down to end his suffering when the decision to leave was made.
As a teen in Finland in the nineties, I remember the rocket launcher attacks.. They were absurdly hilarious and very sinister at the same time. Weird shit happened.
Haven't finished watching this yet but in Ireland when the Hells Angels started up first back in 80's they were butting heads with the local Irish MC's and ordinary people and a motorcycle rally in the South coast of Ireland a huge brawl between the Irish clubs and the HA led to one of the IRA off-shoots at the time ordering the Angels to leave the country or "they'd stay.... 6ft underground". At the time of that meeting two squads of heavily armed men stormed the two Angel clubhouses in Dublin/Belfast, ousted all occupants and burned the buildings down. Afaik the one and only time the HA were ever kicked out of a country they set up in.
Well if there is a group that can f@ck with the brittish government on daily basis, and they tell you that you probably should leave. Then you probably should leave😅
In the late 90s when I was 18...my work had sent me to Galveston Texas for 3 months to attend a tech school. As a dumb kid I was constantly looking for a place to drink and party in my spare time...as most 18 year olds normally do where I'm from in Ohio. I ended up meeting some guys at a bar who eventually invited me back to huge outdoor gathering with live bands and free alcohol. We drank and partied into the early morning hours and it wasn't until I got back to class the following Monday that I found out that I was at the annual Banditos Biker rally. I had a great time and those boys really knew how to party....apparently they were some extremely dangerous folks but they were cool with me.
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You should research the swedish singer/actor/writer/thief/mythomaniac/nazi/communist (the list goes on and on) Johnny Bode.
There’s a story that will make you say ”there is no way that happened”.
It's nice to see a Supreme Court Justice taking time out of his day to educate eis plebs about historical events
here, here!
@@paytoncarona2759 I oh ij
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@@paytoncarona2759 you high
Hes not a fucking court judge lad u need to see a doctor your heads fucked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that someone just croping his head on a judges body plus he Scottish not American 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude that fact you trolled tens of thousands of people on twitter is beyond epic. So far you are the troll king of 2022.
For those without Twitter, whats going on?
He is a slow working trolling king for free speech but he is well worth waiting for the next troll
@@derwolf3006 Dank changed his name to Justice Dankula and his profile pic to a pic of a Justice with his face photoshopped in. He started tweeting stuff like “In a 6-3 decision today the court ruled that all members of the itty bitty tittie committee are terrorist” and a bunch of other golden meme material. He got a bunch of DM’s from people threatening his life, calling him fat or ugly, saying he has a small dick etc. A few of them would send a few edgy messages say “I’m gonna look up where you live!” Then stopped messaging after seeing he’s Scottish.
@@derwolf3006 he made out he was a supreme Court judge, and patting himself on the back, 10,000s of Looney lefties lost there shit, they thought he was really one of the supreme Court judge's, he done a mock picture of himself with the other judges, classic 🤣🤣
@@RaddyC oh Dank you are such a bad little boy. Keep up the good work.
My favorite Supreme Court Justice! Keep up the good work, Justice Dankula!
As goofy as the name of Galloping Goose is, they were named for a B29 bomber crew. Many bike clubs ( Angels included) were named for aircrews, units or craft
I'm a little surprised that the goose made it across the pond, I've heard that they're pretty insular
My father got into a bar fight with a few members of the Iron Horsemen back in the late 80's , being outnumbered he was beaten pretty severely. Instead of leaving well enough alone, he continued into the parking lot and tipped over their entire row of bikes. They were less than happy with this disrespect and were actively hunting him, serious threats we're made and what saved his ass was a man aptly named Crazy John Maharsh who was connected and thankfully squashed the situation. I was only a toddler at the time and it's scary to think of what could of happened to us due to drunken bullshit. Crazy John Maharsh became a family friend and is an unforgettable individual in my memory, as he was nearly 7 feet tall and would growl loudly at us children like some deranged , cocaine fueled Pro Wrestler. RIP Crazy John.
Thats crazy, my dad was a biker and Lars (who was shot in the chest but survived) tried recruiting him, but my father has found out that my mom was pregnant and dropped out of that life.
Cool story, thanks for sharing!
This sounds like something that one uncle would say and everyone is like "Oh shut the fuck up you are drunk" lmao
Thanks for the story that was a fascinating peek into an often not talked about way of life
@@godemperor9122 wat happen 2 da baby
“Pipe down or I’ll make women illegal”
Only 2 people have been truly deserving of a Mad Lads part 2, Sir Christopher Lee himself, and you.
Do it.
Seconded!!
Cant forget Dragonlord either
@@BigBossBernie777 that's one off the checklist now
@@BigBossBernie777 this aged like fine wine.
@@BigBossBernie777 eh, Dragonlord wasn’t really “deserving” of a part 2, let alone a part 3, but making fun of lolcows is too fun.
A Scotsman trying to pronouce danish names is content I never knew I needed.
My man trying to pronounce palle blåbjerg was a highlight
Danish words are just silly. They give the Finns and dutch a rub for the silliest language in Europe
@@BudMasta Whatever you say, my little tea pot
@@BudMasta Ever heard a Hungarian or Estonian speak. Also very silly.
It's a funny guessing game to be sure. Greetings from Sweden :)
the finnish baker wars were so funny. even the elderly were laughing "luckily those boys can't shoot for shit" and "it's like they're trying NOT to hit each other" 😂
@@iainreid6292 Wtf have you even tried to say lmao
What is the Finnish baker wars? I’m Finnish and have never heard of it
Did they fight for the price of bread?
The Drammen bomb blast also destroyed the "Drammens Is" icecream-factory. The company closed down shortly there after, because they could not produce any ice-cream, and was bought by Nestle, who decided producing the ice-cream elsewhere wasn't profitable. So a consequence of the biker-war, is that some nice ice-creams are no longer to be had in Norway.
Those bastards how dare they remove actually good ice creams from the area
No worries, now there's room for an artist collective to sell eat the rich treats at 20 Euros a pop
Wait WHAT!?
Those bastards!
But Kjempe-Yes is finally back !
58:00 About the anti-tank rockets being useless: They kinda are against things that aren't, well, tanks.
They are designed to penetrate thick armor, instead of blowing up and destroying stuff around the impact, they are designed to direct all the energy into one direction. Whatever gets directly hit by them won't have a great day, but anything a few meters to the side will be in much better shape.
1:16:00 Also, RPGs actually have a minimum distance of ~10-20meters(varies on the exact model afaik) they have to fly before the grenade arms itself, so those two "duds" probably happened because of that.
Unless they were fragmentation warheads but kinda unlikely
@@MidWitPride Most RPG rounds don't have an arming distance, just a plastic cap over the tip of the war head. This is because having a rocket arm mid air is hard to do and expensive and it's only advantage is safety. Not something the Soviet give a monkeys about.
(the rockets do have a self detonation effect after 2ish Km in an effort to stop missed live rockets floating around)
Oh and he is also talking about the use of a Carl Gustav recoilless rifle, that came with HEDP (high explosive dual purpose) which is ment for both anti tank and anti infantry.
@@jackcull6892 I’ve had arguments over this so I may be wrong but I also think some rpg warheads Don’t have a maximum distance and “are meant” for indirect fire I know the soviets when designing the rpg designed it to have multiple war heads
I did not realize how dangerous bakers are nor did I know they had gangs. Thanks for the education
You beat me to it....ha! Great minds think alike.
Sounds like they’re shitting all over Europe
Yeah. Not many baker gangs
Well we have gangs and bikers and had bikers in all of Scandinavia back then yeah, we even had a Mafia in Denmark after WWII that was a group of former resistens fighters that formed it, but they also cleaned up some politician(Forever Sleep them) that worked with the Nazi's, all this can be found in Danish history during the occupations and after up till around the late 70' and might still be around in the shadows, they might have merge with some other european ones or they just vanished with time!
Bikers arent dangerous. Gangs for sure are tho.
My friend's dad was a part of a Danish motorbike gang. He was a very kind man, and I have nothing but happy memories with him. He had a lot of demons from those days, sadly, but he was an honourable and very generous man who made no secret of his past. Unfortunately, he ended up taking his own life when his past caught up with him and he lost everything and thus could no longer provide for his family, who he treasured and loved dearly.
Yes, he was incredibly wealthy, but when it all came crashing down and he lost all his money and it all came out, it was just too much for him to not be able to give his family and friends that life any more. He will be forever missed and remembered as a kind man who would do anything to help out the people he cared for.
I don’t believe you
@@killintime8431 I'm going to assume he needs to provide proof for such a claim.
The Supreme court of fun is now open in session ladies and gentlemen.
Stand up for the honorable Mark Dankula.
never knew that british aristocracy can become part of the supreme court but since a blue checkmark journo adresses supreme judge dankula it must be true
That’s cunts names Mark?🤣
Or do you mean Count Mecham Esq?
"Well maybe this prison was just VERY relaxed... where have I heard that one before?" LMAO
I have a feeling we're about to hear that again, soon...
Yeah, and sometimes the cameras just happen to not be working 🤷♂️
I remember looking up how does a prison cell in Scandinavia look like. It's like a top tier dorm room with a tv and a PS4!
@@tavirosu25 PS4 fan go brrrrrrrrrr
Don’t worry friend. Maxwell was sentenced to 20 years and is on suicide watch. I feel like the sequel won’t be as popular
"the rocker war" sounds like a conflict over seating arrangements at a retirement community.
Sounds like a civil war in a university geology department.
I'm getting flashbacks to Ken Allen throwing rocks at his rival.
In my language danish it’s just the way to say biker = Rocker
Sounds like somebody's off their rocker
@@JakeTheTrouserSnake come over here and say that to my face, you piece of sedimentary blue-green schist!!
The reason why people love Dank is because dude is a absolute hoot! It's like hanging out with a friend that tells you about some crazy ass shit that you ain't ever going to believe. Thank you for telling me about some crazy ass shit! Very much appreciated, Brother!!
Agreed thank you Dankula !
Getting drunk with this guy must be so fun.
Getting high is better
Here in finland the local bandidos mc in harjavalta had a door sign at the front door that reads "if you don't own a tank, use the doorbell" because in 2007 there was a man who was shot at the clubhouse and the local police decided to call the local military base, lend a military tank and drive it trough the front wall of the clubhouse. And this is the "peace time"😅
😂
Miksi ne vaunulla tuli?
@@lemons1559 koska jänskätti
@@lemons1559 Piiritystilanne. Ajoivat sitten loppujen lopuksi pasilla etuovesta läpi.
@@rottenwings Tai ovikello ei toiminu😅
I find it funny that despite the war lasting years, involving several chapters, and both sides having access to military hardware including rocket launchers, the total amount of casualties was only around a dozen people
That’s literally like two biker shootouts here in Cali
There's way more casualties during gang wars nowadays in Sweden. And most of the shooters never did military-service. About 40 a year has died since 2017 from gang-shootings, grenade attacks and bombing just in Sweden. But these things rarely happened before this biker war. Acquiring weapons has become very easy in comparison (most of it comes form the Balkans and the breakup of Yugoslavia). The biker gangs still exist and seem to like bombs. A lot of new gangs and networks popped up.
@@erockstoenescu6171 The United States has fired an estimated 250,000 for every insurgent killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. 1.8 billion rounds per year. The bikers killed 12 people through 94 murder attempts. That's a very serious ratio.
Don't forget that Dankula admits that he has only detailed the high profile attacks in this video, as the list of conflicts is too long to include.
@@scarynumberone Its not a serious ratio at all. How many of those shots do you think were just cover fire. There's also a lot of conflicts where they cant even see the enemy and are just shooting in the general direction. The big difference is the fact that the Bikers had all the time in the world to organize and plan these shootings, knew where the enemy was going to be, and still failed most of the time.
Americans: "Scandinavia is so peaceful and civilised compared to the US"
Nordic Bikers: "Hold our beers.."
Until you start to think about how most biker gangs are American imports. ;)
Scandinavian here. Now it's mostly africans, it was actually better when it was nordic bikers doing this stuff.
@@kebman America imported an idea which Europeans took too far. Like we tend to do
Nordic bikers under the administration of American bikers
Americans: hold our brains
I grew up in Malmö and was a young lad over the span of this story. Back then it was the wild west but compared to today quite a charming way of criminality. Last decade there was assassination attempts on the janitor on our block. Five bullets to the stomach. Then someone threw a bomb at the police station in rosengård. Later a woman got brutally murdered and gunned down with her baby in her arms. Restaurants being bombed for not paying the gangs every weekend. Police helicopter hoovering almost every day. Feels like a war zone here off and on. I miss the 90s. Those were the days. Thanks for the magnificent story and work.
I remember driving by the shot up club house in Roskilde, Denmark the next day. It was just riddled with bullets, but miraculously there big lit-up plastic club sign did not have a single bullet in it.
A few years later the Hell's Angles chapter wanted to sell the building, but nobody wanted to buy. Except a little latter, a nearby nazi group made an offer, and all of the sudden the local city council also wanted to buy and make it into youth dwellings. Apparently Nazi's make the best real estate agents. Who would have thunk.
Can we get a skit about Hitler selling suburban homes.
@@humbleguardsman5578 Well what do you think Hitler did for a living after he faked his death and moved to Brazil? :P
(I'm joking of course. I don't believe that conspiracy theory in the slightest.)
@@sukt00 Sorry, my bad. Argentina. I wasn't aware the FBI believed it, but I still can't help but question it. Besides, Hitler's body would be pretty difficult to misidentify given he was born with only one testicle. That's kind of hard to fake.
I don't know the details as to how far anyone investigated into the whole thing, so while I generally don't buy it, I will at least concede to the possibility of it being true.
@@humbleguardsman5578 "Unless you buy zis building here, ja, zere will be jews buying ze houses. Or a pure blooded aryan family... Ahh, jawohl, dat would be greit!"
- Adolf Hitler, real estate agent
shootings totally cool. national socialist show up OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WE MUST DO SOMETHING 🙄
Bikers with military hardware. It's sounds like something out of GTA. Awesome job on the new video and Congratulations on trolling Twitter and exposing the Party of Tolerance for who they really are. God bless you, Justice Dankula.
Rocket launchers arnt 1%
That's because it's been done in GTA, particularly in GTA 4 with "The Lost and the Damned" DLC
On the whole "why there were civilians at the big biker parties" this is pretty common, as when it comes down to it, bikers are just people too, and a party is a party.
Also, biker parties can be a blast over normal parties.
In more ways than one.
There's plenty of legit MC's out there who aren't criminals, they just like to drink and fight and party. There's one in my hometown with a clubhouse right next to a bar, and you'll see them in there or making a liquor run to a nearby store every so often, and when there's a bike show or some other festival in town they always show up, along with possibly a few 1 %ers though they are less likely to show.
"can be a blast in more ways than one." Haha very clever.
You got me
The shit many 1%ers do at a party makes it dangerous. They can attack non-members. Sometimes they attack even prospects.
It's a very good opportunity to score wacky drugs at good prices-...
Or so I'm told
Also the norwegian side of this war was noticably calmer than in the other countries. Yes, a few clubhouses were blown up here as well, but it wasnt too bad. Nearly 20 years later, a cop by the name of Eirik Jensen was thrown in jail for being dirty. It turns out this guy might have been crucial in keeping tensions low. Although a brutal, old fashioned, grey-zone-cop at work he was very laid back when off duty, and was able to mingle with the bikers and criminals in his free time. This is what he attributes to his enormous success at his work. Both give-and-take-deals with criminals at work as well as an advising relationship to the bikers in his spare time was tactics he admits to. His colleagues might have known something was up with him, but the results he showed was too good to throw a fit over. He is accused of facilitating narcotics smuggling, with one of his longest standing sources Gjermund Cappelen snitching on him. It seems to be one of the great real life cop stories of the modern age. The Netflix series about him, Mr. Good: Cop or Crook seems very interesting too.
Wow thanks for the info, from what i’ve heard i’ve had the impression that he was some sort of scumbag, but pretty cool if he managed to keep the tensions low, might have to watch that documentary 👍
This man turned a great salt mine into a gold mine. Thank you honorable justice Dankula.
I was in a band in Scotland around the turn of the millennium, and we used to rehearse in a country pub, by the kind permission of the landlord, but unbeknownst to us, on a Saturday night, it was a blue angels hangout. When we turned up on a Sunday morning to rehearse we would often find one, or two of the guys still there (8am), nursing a pint 🍺. Through that we got to know some of the guys (lovely fellas), we got gigs at that pub in the evenings, at the blue angels club house, and at their festival. The blue angels are lovely people, and now I've grown up and moved on, I'm feeling nostalgic for those rock and roll days with the angels.
Yep the old days the ones in Scotland now are rather pathetic claiming 1% patches .the ones I know dnt even go on runs I think it’s one a yr to Belgium where they are more hard core than the Scottish blues .it’s rather embarrassing.
Wtf is a blue angel? I’m from Cali and we have hells angels and mongols
@@erockstoenescu6171 They are the dominate club in Scotland.
@@erockstoenescu6171 Did you not watch the video? And there are way more than two clubs on the west coast.
Absolute Mad Lads has to be one of the best series on RUclips. The storytelling and comedy is unmatched.
Agree!
Here in Australia generally if you say someone is a biker it means they're an enthusiast, if you say they're a bikie it means they're a gang member
As an American bikie sounds much less intimidating and funny sounding, I would have to fight everything in my body not to burst out laughing and makeing fun of it 😂
@imurgodsgo😂UK rider here it's biker here it's allwsys been biker or member or MC member . Bikie ..tbh is a bit gay sounding and no one in UK slcould say that with out seriously trying not to laugh sorry not sorry
That’s so gay
@@svant3a bunch of sweaty guys clad in leather, trying to impress each other in their secret club? What's gay about that?
I prefer to use the nomenclature I use for all motorcyclists: insecure dickheads.
I think you would like the story of Aimo Koivunen a finnish ww2 vet who during the war got lost from his squad, accidentaly overdosed on meth, skid through a soviet camp, walked into a cabin that blew up when he tried to go in, laid in a ditch for a day, skid more walked into a mine, ate a raw bird and laid in a ditch. He ended up skiing over 400km in two weeks, weighing only 40kg and having a heartrate of 200 hits per minute
I am not the best at explaning things but i hope that you look it up. Its insane
Aimo was a madlad for sure.
That on would be amazing
Aye, a good survivalist tale. Would love to see Dank explain it.
All them skids i'm picturing the guy off chops on meth running around in the snow making car noises and skid noises like when you're a kid hahahaha.
Skids for life.
Qxir covered that story, but it would be great to hear that covered by Dank.
I love the recurring theme of the Hell's Angels using targeted assassinations and (somewhat) careful mafia tactics, to which the Bandidos respond with the gang war equivalent of switching to Demoman in TF2.
"Let's see what happens when you mix *baker* gangs with military hardware."
- Count Dankula aka Justice Dankula
Scottish and Aussie accents are the best.
Add in South Africa and I agree
From a french canadian 😂
Baker gang? Lots of bread?
@@KaRmaTheSchemer Souf Afrlika
Be careful of what you say. His wife is in a Baker gang
Obviously, you've never heard English spoken with a Pittsburgh accent
The baker gangs have been a true menace here in Finland. First it was just an occasional baguette duel. Then it all got out of hand. Flour everywhere.
I shouldn't be joking. I lived right next door where Marko Hirsma was shot dead. His daughter was in the same kindergarten with my son. Lots of candles in the parking lot. Their HQ was just across a bigger street.
Yup, things have a tendency to go violent when someones bread gets taken, no joke.
Baguettes at dawn mate , serious shit going down
The Brits we’re having a lot of trouble with violent Baker gangs. Ultimately they turned to Mary Berry & Paul Hollywood to get that shit under control. The Great British Bake-off makes for surprisingly good telly but there were moments during the show’s early seasons when the old rivalries would get out of control.
Most of the beefs were squashed peacefully but sometimes Mary was left with no choice and had to shank a baker in the middle of the tent to send a message to the others. Sadly, most of this footage was left on the cutting room floor.
Glad to see Justice Dankula still working hard making videos for his fans after giving the people their gun rights back and saving millions of babies. How does he do it?
Haggis
Being hung like a pringles can with a charger cable wrapped round it
From mining the finest salt known to man.
Irn-Bru
@@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 🤣👍
i love the super zoom for every dad joke and i like that "in the business we call this foreshadowing" bit is an ongoing thing in the series. Both genuinely get me every time.
Can we get a madlad on Supreme Justice Dank? I can't believe he single handly over turned Roe vs Wade
Hoes v Mad
Just sent this to my relative as half of my family if Norwegian. He is a biker too and thought he would be interested. This was a great breakdown thank you. Such tragic events x
You've been working so hard for us your honor. Not only were you able to make a ruling today but also deliver us another fantastic video!
it feels weird having a Scottish man tell me about the history of my own country - but its pretty entertaining as well
and the pronunciation of the names is pretty damn good as well !
Did you know about this gang war growing up, because I’ve never heard of this conflict when I was child it seems like something that should have been on the news constantly.
The scots do have some Nordic ancestry. Certain Scottish towns have Norse place names.
@Princess Rescuer the pit cannon is spot on, that's pretty much how you pronounce it
"the pronunciation"
is because you guys invaded them for centuries and gave them lots of words. the best words.
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if the man actually had a guy telling him how to pronounce the names, despite saying he doesn't care. It's a lot better than many sports announcers or foreign politicians.
All rise for Justice Dankula. Lord of the twitter trolls 😂
"The bikers --- have rocket launchers." - Dankula 2022
The father of a guy on my footballteam, was a Hells Angel. The thing is his dad and his biker friends would come and support our team if we played away, So whenever we played close to Trondheim, we always had a bunch of Hells Angels cheering us on. It was really funny.
Trolla representing
@@Corsair721 _De’ bli’tt ‘no fæst uten skinnvæst!_
I was a member of a local bike club, the law abiding type. Oldest in Sweden, started in '56. And well, the average age in the club is a good bit over 60.
We've had some various incidents relating to the bike gangs in the area though, typically from prospect clubs for Hell's Angels and Bandidos.
Only old folks can afford to sit around and ride motorbikes for fun these days lol
@@androsbasileus1682 you never been to scandinavia then
@@CruelSculpture so out of touch
@@CruelSculpture you seem really deluded about how the world works "welfare state" my ass
@@androsbasileus1682 God forbid someday when you're old, that you don't have leisure time... I mean not like you'd have deserved it.
Man, a few years ago i was conscripted into the swedish army, we werent allowed to use cellphones cause the bikers used to track the phones of soldiers back in the 90s to locate the armories
Bizzare to see a fellow Naz1 fur on here. OwO
Also cellphones are best turned off and left at home in a Faraday bag when working in sensitive areas or doing sensitive things.
holy shit
Something sicarios would do
@@foxtailedcritter modern phones are still trackable when off. If you can't take the battery out, don't trust it
@@foxtailedcritter what the hell is a Nazi fur hahaha
Im Danish and 43 years old and never heard of this so called "Baker war" LOL
But never try and prevent a baker from selling his bread or there will be hell to pay.
Seriously 🤷♂️du har ikke hørt om rokerkrigene, vis jeg ikke havde hørt om Anden verdenskrig ville jeg holde det for mig selv 😂
@@kimmogensen4888 Baker > Biker
Så du mener ik jeg kan hører.?
Men du kan tydeligvis intet se 🤓
Ej heller kan du forstå en joke.
Har du hørt at man ikke skal kaste med sten når man selv bor i et glas hus?? 🤣😂
@@kimmogensen4888 Han skrev "baker wars". Ikke "biker wars".
THANK YOU Papa Dank! That Twatter trolling was just a masterpiece of pure Comedy Gold! I needed the laughter so much and you provided it! Keep being the awesome troll you are, I just love your twisted sense of humor! That was perfection!😚👌 You should do a compilation video of the reactions and DMs you got!
I feel like I’m missing out on something.
@@rileyp1419 Just go on his Twitter, that was pure genius level trolling, it's a masterpiece! 😚👌
@@rileyp1419 RUclips channel "The Quartering" released a video about it all.
@@rileyp1419 Dankula managed to break the mental rent market on Twitter.
Man took “Living rent free in your head” to an industrial level.
Yes, please do
He had to wait for her to dump him, which made me start choking I was laughing so hard!
So, 6ish minutes in, and I already want a long form video from you on biker culture and customs. Seriously great work, interesting stories with the perfect touch of totally irreverent humor.
Also, love this line every time:
"That's not funny"
*Scotch accordion noises*
For a normie, he did pretty well with this.
'That's not funny' Yes it was, it was hilarious. The insanity of it all with the bombs and grenades and rocket launchers and the incompetence of the bad actors had me rolling in the aisle. Sorry for the innocent victims of these morons but if you wrote that as a script for a movie nobody would believe it. Thank you, great storytelling and love your accent and glad you're still on the tube :)
The fact you trolled tens of thousands of people on Twitter, makes you a Mad Lad 😀
Supreme Justice Dankula. 🤣
Judge Dankula, case closed.
I'm scared to ask what happened, I fear it's too based for my eyes.
@@TeamOneDay he tried to score points off of the human rights crisis taking place in the US
@@iceman5117 lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo cry harder over literally 5 or so states that abortionists hate anyway, banning abortion and nothing else changing whatsoever
I once had to park my wife's little compact car catty-corner across the street from a Hells Angels clubhouse. When I got back I found bikes parked on both sides of the car with about a foot of total wiggle room. I proceeded to execute a 30 point turn to exit while half the clubhouse stood outside smoking and enjoying the show.
How did you feel in that moment?
Trolled
@@flowgangsemaudamartoz7062 Honestly I don't understand why he didn't just go ask for their help. Like you don't walk up and ask if they can move them because well you don't know it's their bikes, but if you just ask for help from them odds are they'll get them moved so you can leave
@@michaelf.2449 because they did it on purpose lmao
@@Bunny-Soup yeah they're fucking with you on purpose, but they'll move if you just ask they're normal people not malevolent ghosts
I remember being a child during the biker wars, it only really got bad when the immigrant gangs started trying to compete with them.
Yeah that's when things really hit the fan.
Immigrants making things worse yet again
I remember this, I grew up when bandidos and hells angels was moving in In Helsingborg, mörarp and ökåkra. Crazy fun times.
Then the immigrant gangs boosted their numbers and well, everything is shit now
Immigrants tried to rival them? What's the story behind that, if you'd be kind enough to give a cursory explanation.
@@sh-hg4eg They tried to move in on the drug territory and illegal weapons.
Resulted in several shootings and the rise in driveby's which resulted in several innocent victims.
36:00 Interesting story actually. My father was with the national guard at the time (Hemvärnet) and he, among others, were being sent out to patrol the military storage depots in their area. Every night, they kept patrolling around the depots and had orders to report any suspicious activity as well as potentially engage with them if necessary. Apparently the military brass knew what had been stolen, so the idea was, if they ran into anyone out there, they were to immediately leave their cars and disperse into the woods with which they were familiar. The reason for this was because the Carl Gustavs or AT4s they had stolen would likely be effective if they were all sat in a car, but if they were outside in the familiar terrain they've trained in, they would have the upper hand. They were also issued heavy body armor which would easily stop any pistol or SMG round.
The authorities were definitely paying attention. Apparently some of the AT launchers were used against buildings, it would seem the bikers had little no idea what they actually had gotten their hands on, as the launchers would be very ineffective against something large and compartmentalized like a house, unless they also captured HE warheads for the Carl Gustav.
Edit: I see you mentioned the above incident :) These are not actually rocket launchers, but recoiless rifles, small difference but still. The major point is that an AT warhead would be very ineffective against a building. A HEAT warhead would cause some destruction, but it'd be difficult to kill a lot of people with it.
I appreciate that you take time from your busy schedule at the American Supreme Court to entertain us. Even while your putting out the most significant rulings this century! Thanks Justice Dankula!
I wish history classes were like this because it would make learning history actually interseting and not background noise to sleep to
Yup!! If Count DANKULA was the teacher of course!! Lol
yeah can’t wait to utilise the value information learnt via the great nordic bikie war in day to day life!
@@cs40660 History doesn't provide knowledge that one uses daily, but that which is to be used over a lifetime.
I always found history classes to be the most interesting
@@ElectronicYouth same, history has always been interesting to me, still today i watch a lot of historical documentaries, mostly related to military stuff but not exclusively
I'm so proud of your trolling today, Justice Dankula.
Man you might be my favourite Historian. I could listen to you tell stories for hours. Infact I do, I really appreciate your content. I often feel like I'm watching a movie with my imagination while I listen. thanks for putting out so much quality content all the time.
Beeing a teenager during the "war" and growing up in southern Sweden watching this was so nostalgic! Amazing episode's!
Count Dankula: “It’s like talking about WW2 without talking about WW1…”
US Public School System: *Heavy Breathing*
Just graduated before this summer, we never went over WWI once.
There are things that they don't want us to know
Growing up in copenhagen in the midst of this. The conflict had been apart of my childhood more then i knew. Even in my late teens. So this is so awesome to hear you dig into... After my parents got divorced. My mom had boyfriends on both sides of the conflict and my dad side being very military. Somtimes i wonder how they even ended up together... There are a few minor errors and storys i wish had more attention. But fuck it. That is one hell of a good video...
I lived my late teens right in the middle of it all... it was pretty crazy... biker gang murders was everydays news... and mind you - Denmark has had the lowest murder rate in the world for many years. "We're not used to this kind of violence"... haaha... thanks for yet another great MadLads
I had just finished military service, and I just couldn't believe how incompetent they where at killing each others!
with all due respect, you need any more fuckin dots in your comment?
The entire concept of bikers in DK is crazy to me. Having been to KBH, motorcycles aren't the bikes that come to mind.😆
Why did they not crack down on it.
@@ChickenPermissionOG i think it was a combination of several things. First off Scandinavia has been pretty non-violent throughout the 19th century. So the laws were weak... you can see in the video : 16 years for a double homocide!! Mind you he could get paroled after 2/3 of the sentence... that was one thing - also I think the police took it easy as they probably figured they could kill eachother and solve a huge difficult problem. Eventually the authorities did step up... harsh laws, harsh sentencing... today bikers rarely make it to any headilnes,
Well here's the thing, the Bofors Carl Gustaf launcher is not really an anti-personel weapon. It's meant to penentrate armoured plating of tanks.
The average biker club house is simply not hard enough to get it to full potential. Which is why some of the projectiles wouldn't explode.
And the explosion itself is directed, so it's not like tossing a high explosive grenade into a room and taking out people inside.
Lol should just use the RPG instead
Definitely should have gone for HEDP rounds, theyre perfect for buildings
Yeah these were probably HEAT rounds or similar, so it's actually not that supricing that these attacks were so ineffective.
bad company 2 says otherwise
well CG can use HE and their older HEAT wasbest for light armor
You dont know how much we appreciate the content you provide brother
The rounds from rocket launchers are often HEAT warheads which are not particularly effective against wooden walls like those in the nordic countries. If they hit an armour plate and there is a very confined room behind tough, that is very effective.
The conscription armies in the nordic countries did train a lot of people in how to utilize weapons. Don't know how people can go around without having these skills today :-D
I remember clearly these years. Especially the Drammen bombing. And this is now the new favourite history channel. Good to know that the cancellists did not succeed in cancelling you.
I met a few guys from the Danish Hells Angels in London back in 2010. I saw this dude sitting at a table and approached him. He was wearing a shirt which I though was a New York Hardcore punk band. He laughed and said some friends will be coming around in a bit. They got me wasted and refused any offers I had for buying drinks for any of them. They were great guys.
Keep up the great content. I just joined.
They are nice, just don’t ow them money, people loose fingers ore worse. But they can be very nice when u respect ‘em.
The "rockets" like the Gustav usually use HEAT warheads, optimized for going through armor not fragging a bunch of people with shrapnel that's probably why the attacks did minimal damage.
Gustav has both types, but if it went through a wall, without exploding, I'd say it was the AT and not a frag one, which would have exploded as soon as it made contact with the wall. Although iirc, you could set the distance for those frags, at which they'd explode in the air as well.
Great video Dankula. For anybody enjoying the biker lore and wants some more. The book 'Hells Angels' by Hunter S Thompson comes highly recommended. He wrote it after riding with them and them knowing he was there to be a journalist. If you have heard of 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas', it's the same guy.
It's a very insightful book I read years ago and have been meaning to re-read it. It certainly raised my eyebrows a few times, not least the explanation of the different colours on the wings, and I've been a biker since '89.
Hunter STILL owes HA 2 kegs of beer, being dead doesn't cancel that debt...
Bike Week Laconia!!!
I fucking cried in my car at work back in 2005 when I heard Hunter killed himself.
Bro Hunter himself could probably qualify for a madlads episode
@@swaggerdagger8976 yes please...let dank know
Loved this video! Im from norway so i know very much of it, but you goes so much further indepth than our documentaries does.
Brilliant!!!
You were incredible on Twitter “Justice”Dankula. Subbed immediately, that was hilarious
We need a madlads about justice dankula. A Scottish born lad who made his way through the ranks of the US judicial system and took half of the country’s rights in one fell swoop!
Good to see the Viking never lost there touch
Valhalla!
This is one well done piece Dankula. I really enjoyed this. Super fascinating
“In the business, we call this foreshadowing.”
You know it’s gonna be good when Dank says this.
Justice dankula still finds time for madlads between tweeting memes and making justice.
Being from Copenhagen, I obviously knew this story. I even went to school with a couple of the names you butchered. I've greatly enjoyed hearing you tell the story. You made it sound like "good old times" somehow 😂
Yes it did :)
"with a couple of the names you butchered" 😂😂😂 love it
To be fair, he didnt really butch any names. I understod each and every one, far from perfect, but he even said himself, he had no clue how to pronounce them, I mean, Ive heard alot worse. Lets just say, he brought a bit of flavor to the mix :d Also yes, it felt weirdly nostalgic :D
Everyone: "You can't solve all your problems with grenades and rockets!"
Bandidos: "I'm going to pretend like I didn't hear that."
God damn, biker gangs really have their own Elder Scrolls level of lore. This shit went deep lol
Lol how he said it sounded like :” Great Nordic baker war” 😂 I expected Scandinavian pastry chef cook off 🤣
I was thinking: "everybody can throw grenades, not everyone can use guns"
Then 2 gang miner blew themselves up with grenades...
Guess I was wrong.
Never underestimate the sheer depths of human stupidity. I mean hell, just look up Justice Dankula, now that’s some Grade A+ trolling on total idiots.
There's a reason why Easy Pete didn't live up to his name when it came to dynamite....
@@aweshetdima2157 he's only got 5 perception :(
That is why the military trains with duds before the live grenades. And even then mishaps happen. lol
I've seen people mess up more with explosives than guns..
That was a wild story. Check out the Hells Angels's war in Montreal. That was pretty brutal too! I think the body count was far higher in that one. The US clubs seem to keep their wars a little quieter these days.
It was an honor to hear Dankula pronounce my city of Helsingborg! 🇸🇪 We have a lot less rocket launch attacks nowadays but bombs are still some what common. But not by bikers anymore.
By islam now
I believe hand grenades are weapon of choice there now among extremists
@@johnconner8437 Very Halal brother.
Very diverse bombings of peace.
Same here in malmö
Awesome history lesson.
War is terrifying and exhausting.
Thank you for the story man.
Other Biker Wars?
Hell yeah.
I’m from Sweden I remember when this shit went down, I remember one story in particular where this biker went alone with this submachine gun loaded with armor piercing rounds and absolutely obliterated two other bikers on the highway at like 110km/h
Armor piercing 9mm?
@@ElectronicYouth Most likely, yes
@@ElectronicYouth Yup, patron m/39B, it's a pretty hot variant of 9mm that could, iirc, punch through 20 layers of Kevlar
Probably the standard 9mm military m/39b.
It penetrates 3A bodyarmour due to an extra thick steel jacket and hot load.
Oh shit guys I saw it just now in the video i think it was the incident with the Swedish banidos leader being shot. That submachine gun is chambered in 45 acp or 45 auto can’t remember but I know the gun.
This baker war was very interesting. Never knew those bakers were such a violent bunch.
The muffin man has a savage hold on Drury Lane
Yep those bakers were mental.
All I can say is that becoming a Supreme Court Judge has clearly given you the ability to present long form content in a great way. Enjoyed this extended AML one.
Being from Sweden, I have vague memories of one (or both) of the gangs actually getting into it with police as well. To the point of a police station being shot with a rocket, or having a grenade lobbed in.
"Across the sea in 'burgerland'."
Thanks count Dank, you made my appendix rupture in hysteric laughter, you bastard!
As a Nordic man.
I am shocked flabbergasted and somewhat bewildered, that I've never heard of the.
"The Great Nordic Biker War"
Thank you count dankula.
For your wonderful insights.
Bro 14-16 years for cold blooded murder is so crazy to me. Here in the states it all depends on the situation of the murder but usually results in no less then 40 years, usually life in prison.
And those areusually the toughest sentences here in Dk, unless you are deemed "mentally ill and dangerous" then they can keep you for a longer period.
Murderers here are usually sentenced between 5 and 12 years, and many get out early if they "behave".
Because here in the U.S the "Law" is a total fucking joke. You can get LIFE over something as meaningless as money, but get 3-5 years for harming a fucking child. Tell me that shit ain't completely wrong.
Of course is you have money, you don't go to jail like us common serfs
Resocialization vs. pure punishment. Keeping criminals in prison for super long/forever is expensive for the state/tax payers. That said there is the concept of 'Forvaring' which resembles a life sentence. I do not believe that Breivik e.g. will ever see the light of day again.
They were anti tank rockets, and thus meant to penetrate a tanks armor not be optimal anti infantry weapons. (No purpose built casing for shrapnel ). So that explains a lot. The Hells angles were very lucky though.
Sergeant angle
@@killdizzle True.
Dankula pronouncing murder and biker never gets old. "Murthar! Baker!"
Baker wars
@@sFeral White Bread rifles
its all about that bread
The Great Baker War... i would love that to happen 😁
That's just you being American
Dude, those color shifting hexagons behind your head are f**king with my astigmatism!
It's good to see Justice Dankula taking the time to release new videos while continuing to work hard for the Supreme Court...
You should do a madlads on Hugh Glass, he was mauled by a bear and left to die by his fellow outdoorsmen. Hugh crawled over 300 miles to the nearest fort, and eventually got revenge on the people who left him to die
Glass was kind of a dick. He was hundreds of miles deep into Indian country and gravely wounded. They risked being attacked repeatedly by the same grizzley, other grizzly attracted by his blood and his wounded crys, and attacked by Indians if they stayed. All for a man who should have died. The only thing they did wrong was not putting him down to end his suffering when the decision to leave was made.
I mean there's multiple movies about that guy, pretty sure there's no many people that don't know about it.
No
His name sounds like one of those joke names kids put in to Kahoot
@@DevDog67 He did one on bonnie & clyde
plus people like ned kelley are known in Australia, yet not many in America knew about him.
I find it funny how hard Danks was trying to restrain himself from laughing at the prison incidents
I love how the US Hells angels never cooperated or sent their European "Brothers" any support whatsoever
As a teen in Finland in the nineties, I remember the rocket launcher attacks.. They were absurdly hilarious and very sinister at the same time. Weird shit happened.
Haven't finished watching this yet but in Ireland when the Hells Angels started up first back in 80's they were butting heads with the local Irish MC's and ordinary people and a motorcycle rally in the South coast of Ireland a huge brawl between the Irish clubs and the HA led to one of the IRA off-shoots at the time ordering the Angels to leave the country or "they'd stay.... 6ft underground". At the time of that meeting two squads of heavily armed men stormed the two Angel clubhouses in Dublin/Belfast, ousted all occupants and burned the buildings down.
Afaik the one and only time the HA were ever kicked out of a country they set up in.
Well if there is a group that can f@ck with the brittish government on daily basis, and they tell you that you probably should leave. Then you probably should leave😅
Im from the county this happened in and its all absolutely true.
Well when you’ve been fighting a government some motorbike cringe lords don’t seem so tough
How ancient are you? 87? 98?
@@playlist9980 yes
In the late 90s when I was 18...my work had sent me to Galveston Texas for 3 months to attend a tech school. As a dumb kid I was constantly looking for a place to drink and party in my spare time...as most 18 year olds normally do where I'm from in Ohio. I ended up meeting some guys at a bar who eventually invited me back to huge outdoor gathering with live bands and free alcohol. We drank and partied into the early morning hours and it wasn't until I got back to class the following Monday that I found out that I was at the annual Banditos Biker rally. I had a great time and those boys really knew how to party....apparently they were some extremely dangerous folks but they were cool with me.
I'm from Galveston. The Banditos run every motorcycle club in Texas.
I love it when Dank says murder hahaha