South African High Commission Security Call The Police For a Massive Fail
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2024
- Hi Guys,
After my escapade at The New Zealand High Commission, I popped across Trafalgar Square and paid the South African High High Commission a visit.
It wasn't long before the security guard threatened to call "Scottish Yard" on me and despite the fear educing panic that set in I decided to hand around for them to attend.
And attend, they did.....albeit in disguise with the new Police issue balaclavas they were sporting.
And it was worth my wait to see the look on the security guards face when things didn't go as he expected.
This is a relatively short one but i hope you enjoy it.
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TLA
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How ironic that someone from South Africa is calling a member of the public in London a terrorist
I'm 71 years old and I'm in better shape than that guard.
Ditto!
There's 100 year olds in the mountains of Pakistan that are probably fitter than 99% of the west 😅
I’ve never seen a pullover under such stress! 😂😂😂
It's not a pullover ...it's a spray on ....😂
Saw more cops in that 16 minute video than in 7 years on my estate in Lincoln.
Yet another foreign national in security who firstly doesn't know the law, but more importantly, can barely string a comprehensible sentence together to have a civilised conversation. Clueless. Thank you, TLA!
As UKMTT always says: "Lay off the doughnuts".
Should be against policy to wear masks when interacting with the public. They were obviously masking up to hide from the camera. They are public/crown servants they shouldnt get to be private when they are in the course of their duties.
The idiot that came out taking pictures looked like he had eaten the security guard
I like your accent, especially when you say “wind your neck in” to people who usurp their perceived authority.
And specially to those who are in a public place (or place to which the public have access on payment or otherwise). “Oh please don’t call the police”. You are so funny.
His belly literally came out before he did!
Diverted pedestrians 🚷
I'd wager that under such relatively mundane circumstances the police are NOT permitted to deliberately conceal their identities, whereas you are not bound under such conditions,
Calls Police because of pictures but takes pictures himself 😂
"Waddle of shame" 😂 brilliant
Balaclava wearing police in the middle of London certainly gives a worrying glimpse into the not to distant future.
They simply made their own privacy instead of insisting cameramen do it for them. A* for these police on this occasion.
Under regular circumstances , the MP dress code 2022 forbids the covering of the face.
Yes yes 😂
I will fat shame the guy. He eats too much and needs to waddle more.
Im from leeds,live in south africa, the amount of people that ask me if im from scotland.
Ffs.
Tweedledum called "Scottish Yard" and got embarrassed on all fronts lol. That one was funny.
Who ate all the pies?
another win for TLA well done
His belly came out the door 20 mins before the rest of him did
Masked police?
I wouldn't speak to them, personally.
When security is shaped like a bowling pin 😂
I like how they never apologise afterwards
He's going to call Scottish yard on you be careful. 😂😂😂
Somebody asked me if my polish mate was welsh wtf🤯😂
Nelson Mandela spinning in his grave
That terrorist?
😂😂😂Madiba was fit
Ex-police state office calls cops on legal cameraman ??!! DISGUSTING hypocraZy !
Know your in wrong public facing job when you feel the need to hide your face.
This country has seen its better days
He would have hit you with his belly first
Nice of him to apologize to you after he found out your doing nothing wrong, what a dick
It's amazing how people have an issue with taking photograps or video then proceeds to do the same thing..... what a bunch of animals.
The security guard was defeated and had no other option than to do the waddle of shame.
You should be nice to that guard... you don't want to cause him stress in that late stage of pregnancy, you could cause him to have a miscarriage
Triplets on the way 😂
Please don't fat shame us fat people, Don't you think we have enough on our plates
"Enough on our plates" haha
The audacity of that man coming out @ 4:05 fabricating a terrorist activity when SA is guilty of some of the worst atrocities on the planet, smh.
Thing is he needs be fit for his job, unless he is going to sit on you.
He was a people smuggler ,he had one up his jumper !
Isn't that's what the cctv is supposed to do not them. 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤💪💪💪🇬🇧🏴🇮🇪🏴🏴#PINAC. Fantastic ♥️ ❤️
His ego was deflated now work on the gut
He's lala😅
Are you old enough to remember Weeble's? Kids toys, weebles wobble but they dont fall down. the fool with the in ya face fone sure is a Weeble 🤣
If he fell down ... .... ..... .... Please fill in the blanks ............
He’s actually clinically obese and not fat.
He was so excited calling the police and thinking you'd be arrested 🤣🤣 when will they realise that we're not a dictator country! Well, for now at least!
Yeah.. give it time.. not much time either..
Good audit up there with today's AB and the fearless Yardley ski 😊
Pretty sure he wouldn't care if you fat shamed him - he's bigger than that.
The guys not fat , he's just easier to see 😮.
Hey, he's not fat! He's festively plump.
😂😂
@@davidsmith-uo7ljNo, he's just BIG BONED😂
Classic TLA.! Excellent work again-these goons needing shaping right up
These bloody cameras everywhere someone should ban them for police safety 😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I grew up in South Africa ,born in Glasgow .SA blacks are worse off now than in Apartheid..FACT.Ek praat Afrikaans ook!! Just back from SA in December & it's pretty bad there now. Great stuff LA !!!yer popular now pal.
Yeah they must be struggling now India and the UAE has become the latest scam capitals. :)
Scotland in da yard.
Ridiculous that they use blues and twos for a call to a bloke with a camera. This unnecessary high speed risk to the public must stop
They also use blues and twos for their trips to McDonald's.
when God was giving out the belly, he thought he said jelly and asked for a big wibbly wobbly 1
Jesus keep out of Greggs...
Shout out to the cops on this one, turned up , did their job , and continued on their way to do the job they get paid for. We'll done guys
So called secruity guard with no SIA badge on show should be worn at all times when working on duty cioming out to a member of the public who is not breaking any laws what a disgrace not in hoiuse SIA badge must be worn the poilce and the SIA must start doing things about no sia badges on show
Ever wondered why they dont inform foreigners working on british soil what THE LAW is??
Mr Bumble did it with a smile he reminds me of the guy that ran "The Green Parrot" in Casablanca Sydney Greenstreet...
I bet he had a few belly laughs
Look who is blocking the door 🤣
Doughnut man
When i attempt a S. African accent it can often turn into Welsh but i can be mistaken for Australian...
😂
"the line between cops and robbers". Perfect.
Interestingly they chose black masks, they were invariably the *baddies. 😉
Some things never change.
With the world going trans im not sure now if that was a pregnant womb man
I moved to Los Angeles 4 years ago from England, Admittedly up North. But no strong accent now. The amount of people who ssk me if I am Australian is beyond a Joke Lol. Then even better when I say I'm from England a lot of them go where abouts in London 😂
Great job TLA thanks
I'm sure it's more a case of a 'big heart' than a big belly where you are concerned TLA! And best wishes to your family also!😊
Spitting image Song , “ I’ve never met a nice …………”
😂😂😂 i remember that!!
@@andrewstratford4753as soon as saw the video title I started singing it lol
And it's not bloody surprising man cause were a bunch of ignorant --------
@@andrewstratford4753 Same, when that released I was working at a company where the accountant was South African and he barely spoke to anyone even though his room was next to the large main office. A couple of the managers started singing that..
@@WhiteDieselShed 🤣🤣🤣did he know about the song??
South Africa doesn’t own the public pavements of the U.K.
who ate all the pies ?
Oh u mean we now know who ate all the pies lol
They appear to be using snood scarves? (If not, same principal would apply to a garment concealing the face).
MP Dress Code and Appearance Policy - September 2022
Scarves:
A scarf must :
- NOT obscure the face
I love the way the security chap with the pod had this smug look on his face as the police car sirens were approaching like you were going to get into trouble! Then nothing happened! Ha !!
Police vehicles have a setting where you can leave the engine running but they can’t be driven, reason is if they need to leave lights on and flashing lights running to cordon off a road or something, they can have the engine on to keep the batteries charging but remove the keys so it can’t be driven.
The library reception room in the corner of that building is stunning inside, it looks out onto the corner of the Strand and Trafalgar Square. The shame is that most Brits don’t get to see what is inside these beautiful buildings.
Its Bwana Bubble SA security guard.
Mr Dunning-Kruger the grand pooh bar of security think he is somthing special .
Who pays for the up keep of all these buildings? The countries who use them or the uk taxpayer?
A bit of both, really. Low rates, and an understanding that laws from different lands sometimes clash!
Cheers 🇬🇧
The police nailed it there! I would say that's a pass on their part 👍
Even though knowledge of the law probably is appreciated when working with "security" it does not seem to be a requirement at all.
It is more than sad when a representative of South Africa, whose people suffered injustice and tyranny, so easily falls back into trying to impose restrictions on others.
As to accents, it is mostly lost now but the old accent from southern Surrey (particularly the Mole Valley & rural/village areas) had some sounds akin to South African English. When much younger and first out of my region I remember being asked if I was South African more than once.
Glad to see security have to stay in shape in case they have to chase someone
He had trainers on .... Must be for comfort .......as they ain.'re seen a gym ..........
How do local cops have any jurisdiction in what is considered foreign soil?
Only foreign soil inside, they could invite him in a duff him up a bit and the police could probably do very little though. They obviously didn't think of that, although the security are probably UK residents not diplomatic so no immunity. :)
He looks like a boiled egg
Thought it was a malteser with a jumper on
The security guard went pear shaped.
He is expecting twins
And ended up with triplets
@@thelaughingauditor haha, I once had a former neighbour ask (and I had a little less of a gut than TLA.....sry man xD) when's your baby elephant due? (but on the + side for you...I'm currently "somewhere" between you and him 😞)....Your being too kind with triplets. ;-)
Oh and your right TLA, West IS Best......sone it is
I think there was quintuplets in there
Tubby or not tubby.
Cops covering their faces now , don’t want to be on social media 😅
Oh that's nice to see a traditional red phone box fabulous I thought they had all gone 😊
The only reason it bugs me when someone such as a cop or a government worker films u using their phone is because they can run ur picture in face recognition scan n find out exactly who u r but if i take a photo that person remains nameless i never get their full name date of birth where they live but its not the same for those who don't have access to the facial scan.
I never knew telly tubbys were real🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never knew there was a brown one
6 months pregnant
Do the Russia embassy.
Yeah, go for it!!
Great video as always. You’re literally the only auditor I watch religiously. Not even AB gets this much attention 😄. One question though. Why didn’t you hit him with the GDPR info. That part always makes me laugh when their faces drop when they realise what they’re doing is the problem 😂
3rd world security cheap as chips 🍟 😂
Telly Tubby clearly eats a lot of them 😂
Pregnant guy in the swimming hat, what was he on 🤔🤣
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Scottish yard
I did enjoy the video, it wasn't too nice in the rain though. Your work is invaluable in recording London and how it is in 2024, and your firey manner achieves some dramatic, honest history. It is comforting to know that people younger than myself do and are continually having to remind people of ones rights in fact, lest they are erroded by ignorance. I support your work 100%
Hi mate great content
8:23 the fact that the parking isn’t great doesn’t mean that G4S can park where they like. If I was a traffic warden i would ticket them !!
❤when is Botswana security guard having the baby😂❤
Patrol police should not be able to hide their faces. One more step to openly showing their gang ways.
Hope u will always be healthy and empathetic through all your life.