"If it hadn't been for cotton eye joe... I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from cotton eye joe...?" true lyrical masterpiece
In the dusty plains of the Wild West, a lone nugget cowboy's heartache echoed through the canyons, each sigh a lament for lost love. His tale unfolded like a somber melody, resonating with the pain of shattered dreams. As the stars blinked overhead, casting silent judgment, sympathetic travelers paused to listen. "Heartbreaking," one murmured, tipping his hat in respect. "A tragedy of Shakespearean proportions." Another, a weathered rancher, offered understanding. "Son, I've seen storms, but none like the tempest that tore through your heart. May you find solace in the open range." The nugget cowboy nodded, eyes reflecting the campfire's flicker, mirroring his soul's turmoil. Each word of empathy offered fleeting comfort in his vast loneliness, a respite from the ache that gnawed like a hungry coyote. And so, beneath the western sky, he carried on, a silent guardian of his sorrow, haunted by memories of love lost.
1999: we will have machines with wheels that fly with no wings! 2024: A chiken nugget with man face wearing cowboy hat teleporting to tourist attraction places while being depressed and singing and its named cotton eye joe
I may be Yapping, but I don't think that one of the pictures being the Brandenburg gate was a coincidence, so my theory, my COTTON EYE JOE theory, is that the Nugget is Veteran of World war 1
@@Miel25256 what in the pneomuiaultramicroscopicsiliconehippopotamoussquiddeliophobia supercalifragilisticexpialidocious AntidisestablishmentarianismFloccinaucinihilipilificationPseudopseudohypoparathyroidismImmunoelectrophoretically Hepaticocholangiogastrostomy Pneumoencephalographically Subdermatoglyphic Psychoneuroendocrinologically are you looking at with that crusty mouth looking at me boy
Curse that Cotton Eye Joe! I don’t know where he came from, I don’t know where he went. But if it hadn’t been for him I would’ve been married a long time ago… 😔
Lore: "where did you come from cotten eye joe?" Cotton eye joe came out of nowhere "If it weren't for cotton eye joe, I've been married a long time ago" The nugget wanted to marry a women but cotton eye joe stopped that "Where did you go?" Cotton eye joe then disappeared after ruining the nugget's life
My theory is that zis nugget saw Cotton Eye Joe, who dropped his dead wife in an alleyway, as he sings infront of a litten up place, he gets an existential crisis, seeking revenge along with his depression. The female voice could also be the wife's voice trying to comfort him.
The story so far: mr nugget was getting married and cotton eye joe came out of nowhere and stole his wife a long time ago and mr nugget is looking for cotton eye joe but he has searched everywhere he can and still hasn’t found the man who stole his bride 😔…
(Its not so bad, its not so bad…) if it hadnt been for cotton eye Joe, I’d been married long time ago where did you come from? where did you go? where did you come fro- cotton eye Joe
kellan be like:its not so bad😔😔 its not so bad😔 if it hadn't been for cotton eye joh😔 I'd been married for long time ago☹️ where did you come from😟 where did you go😟😟 where did you come from cotton eye joh😭😭😭
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"If it hadn't been for cotton eye joe... I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from cotton eye joe...?"
true lyrical masterpiece
he can't find cotton eye joe😭
He can't find marriage😭
Real.
Don't yall know that cotton eyed joe is just syphalis
he misses cotton eye joe
This video helped me through my breakup, very life changing
U broke up with a chicken nugget?
when did he say that@@UK_Drill118
@@UK_Drill118yes😢
@@UK_Drill118he’s been Married long time ago
Me when i can't verify my account:
Thanks for likes
Real
Dude is speaking facts
Relatable
Yes
Relatable af
The delivery of the last "joe" sounds so mournful
In the dusty plains of the Wild West, a lone nugget cowboy's heartache echoed through the canyons, each sigh a lament for lost love. His tale unfolded like a somber melody, resonating with the pain of shattered dreams.
As the stars blinked overhead, casting silent judgment, sympathetic travelers paused to listen. "Heartbreaking," one murmured, tipping his hat in respect. "A tragedy of Shakespearean proportions."
Another, a weathered rancher, offered understanding. "Son, I've seen storms, but none like the tempest that tore through your heart. May you find solace in the open range."
The nugget cowboy nodded, eyes reflecting the campfire's flicker, mirroring his soul's turmoil. Each word of empathy offered fleeting comfort in his vast loneliness, a respite from the ache that gnawed like a hungry coyote. And so, beneath the western sky, he carried on, a silent guardian of his sorrow, haunted by memories of love lost.
Bro made a hole ass story💀😭
This is some chatgpt shit
chatgpt alert
Bro is chatgpt
bro went to berlin
1999: we will have machines with wheels that fly with no wings!
2024: A chiken nugget with man face wearing cowboy hat teleporting to tourist attraction places while being depressed and singing and its named cotton eye joe
heyy... i think (idk if im right) your describing my video..
He is not cotton eye joe he's singing about "if it hadn't been for cotton eye joe I'd be married a long time ago"
R.I.P cotton eye joe
2013-2024
we didnt know where he came from but now we know where he goes ( his grave )
I mean, the lyrics themselves have some really sad context behind it so this fits
When The Nugget Lost Friend Max
1.75x makes it sound fire 🔥
True
1.5x
1.25
0.75
I like x2
OH MY GOD I WATCHED ONE OF THESE AND NOW MY FEED IS FULL OF THEM 💀
IKR
I may be Yapping, but I don't think that one of the pictures being the Brandenburg gate was a coincidence, so my theory, my COTTON EYE JOE theory, is that the Nugget is Veteran of World war 1
A German soldier who lost everything and moved to the USA in search of a dream (only to be disappointed)
i feel like this is actually better than the original
FR BRO
I have watched this 17 times in a row and i think i will put it in my playlist
Edit: is has been put in my playlist
ok
Wow this is so sad, especially when the chicken nugget with a cowboy hat and the roblox man face sung cotton eye Joe but was very sad
we need a 10 hour version or a 1 hour version
hover your cursor over the video, right-click, then hit loop. should help :)
@@mebbish3574 i meant perfect loop
Yeah, I need one when I sleep😢
He means the not so bad part@oydaniel
wrong user mb
This might be pushing it but what about 11 hours?
Bro gave me red dead redemption vibes and now i wanna play red dead redemption II
I cant express much how sad this is, it broke my heart, sent me down to tears and now my whole house is filled with them 😢😭😭
Me: "Can we go to Mcdonalds?"
My mother:
very depressed as it kinda sounds like 'if i hadnt been forgotten by you'
if it hadnt been for cotten eye joe 😱
he been married a long time ago 🥶
gegadedigedagadagadao
adbinmerylongtamago
wedidyukumfromwedidyugo
wedidyukumkataaijo... 😭
yes I liked my own comment
gen Z be like:
@@some_random_guy12345 fr tho this trend is getting annoying now
@@Miel25256gegadedigedagadagada oh
abi merylontimgo
wudeyoucumfram
wudeyugo
wudeyou🥛fram
cotton eye Joe 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯🪑🪑🤑🤑
@@TheRealImprovedCorn 😐
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are you looking at with that crusty mouth looking at me boy
Curse that Cotton Eye Joe! I don’t know where he came from, I don’t know where he went. But if it hadn’t been for him I would’ve been married a long time ago… 😔
Pov: me when i fail my exam
"Dear Cotton Eye Joe, I sent my documents to get married, i left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom"
me when the inernet goes down for 0.1 seconds
when I lost my discord account:
Am I the only one who knows where cotton eye Joe came from and where did he go?
I couldnt hear a more sad story... hope you get though it brother
Lore:
"where did you come from cotten eye joe?"
Cotton eye joe came out of nowhere
"If it weren't for cotton eye joe, I've been
married a long time ago"
The nugget wanted to marry a women but cotton eye joe stopped that
"Where did you go?"
Cotton eye joe then disappeared after ruining the nugget's life
the real song besides cotton eye joe is stan by eminem ft. dido
remix. the actual song is dido - thank you
You, sir, have a bright future ahead of you. Continue on your path.
Is this sarcasm
At this point this is a full on meme
him looking down at the start is true depression
Yesh
My theory is that zis nugget saw Cotton Eye Joe, who dropped his dead wife in an alleyway, as he sings infront of a litten up place, he gets an existential crisis, seeking revenge along with his depression. The female voice could also be the wife's voice trying to comfort him.
When my dad said I can’t get a new pc to play project playtime
The last joe is surprisingly sad
Remember everyone, depression IS something you should joke about.
In the end it sounds likes he said “where did you come from Cotten eye jew”
Dear Joe, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
Me when nickel is eliminated in TPOT 10:
if ur wondering what the song is (not cotton eye joe) its stan by eminem or thank you by dido
Its thank you by dido
@@uncommonusernameit’s thank you by dildo
Cotten eye joe came back from vacation and never came back
Fun fact: the song used for this depressed version it's a romantic song
He hasn’t been married a long time ago… 😢
When you get tuberculosis in the last chapter
The server that one mod permabanned you from
Him when he saw todays humanity:
He lost all his friends
WE BLAMIN COTTON EYE JOE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔊🔥🔥
Me when i dont remember my steam account to upload levels in geometry dash
Me when i lose a rare item
if it wasint for cotten eye joe ide be married 😔😔😔😔😭😭😭
This needs an extended version
Kids when dafuqboom stops making videos about skibidi toilet:
Literally me when a stupid app just ruined me tablet:
WE NEED FULL VERSION!!!
Me when i hit reality and remember all the past years good times and bad 😢
He's sad cuz he lost cotton eye Joe
Truly the saddest story of all 😞😞😞😭😭😭😭😭
why did he go from happy happy happy to depression
I don't think a single person understood the video. Not even close.
man wtf is this and why do i keep getting it in my recommend lmao
me when i slightly a mosquito
I added cotton eye joe to my playlist a week before the edits
When incorrect password
When I run out of goofy
The story so far: mr nugget was getting married and cotton eye joe came out of nowhere and stole his wife a long time ago and mr nugget is looking for cotton eye joe but he has searched everywhere he can and still hasn’t found the man who stole his bride 😔…
Me when i dont get maggi noodles:
Me when I have no wifi:
bro got more views than the main one by 2x
(Its not so bad, its not so bad…)
if it hadnt been for cotton eye Joe,
I’d been married long time ago
where did you come from?
where did you go?
where did you come fro-
cotton eye Joe
I’m literally shitting and crying at the same time bruhhhh 😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
Im so sad fried nugget
When potato chip dies:
Me when I lose all my progress in a game
gen z sad music:
kellan be like:its not so bad😔😔 its not so bad😔 if it hadn't been for cotton eye joh😔 I'd been married for long time ago☹️ where did you come from😟 where did you go😟😟 where did you come from cotton eye joh😭😭😭
Wow, beautiful beautiful beautiful
It😭hadn’t😭been😭 for😭cotton😭eye😭joe😭 ive😭been😭married😭a😭long😭time😭ago😭where😭did😭you😭come😭from😭where😭 did😭you😭go😭where😭 did😭you😭come😭from😭cotton😭eye😭joe😭
where did you go? 😭 😭 😭
If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe where did you come from where did you go cotton eye joe 😔😞 missing cotton eye joe😞😔😭
premium brain rot✨
THIS GOSE SO HARD ON 1.25
my sister did so good
Yep he’s my brother
I'll find you cotton eye joe 🔥🔥
RIP Cotton eye Joe 2014 -2024😢😢😢😢😢
Me when im not allowed to get robux:
Cotton eye stan
this is better than the original
WHY COTTON EYE JOE WHY
Me when not married long time go
Im crying rn
Its not so bad its not soo bad if it hadnet been for cotton eye joe
Me everyday:
this is so sad...i think ic crtied a littte
how many times has this been stolen
roblox tragedy
I cryd so hard 😭