13 Things You Should NEVER Do To Your "Package"

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  • Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
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  • @alpham
    @alpham  19 дней назад +17

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    • @xanderlurks
      @xanderlurks 18 дней назад

      On the cleaning point, some shower gels are too strong and will cause the skin to peel. If this happens, use a plain unscented soap for a few days until it goes back to normal.

    • @Sigma-cc7qp
      @Sigma-cc7qp 18 дней назад

      Will a c*ck ring work the same since it traps blood in ur yk like the pump

  • @DEATHWISH1991
    @DEATHWISH1991 19 дней назад +233

    My AirPods died in the beginning of the video playing high volume through my phone in an elevator at work full of people.

  • @U_never_know_who_iam...
    @U_never_know_who_iam... 19 дней назад +71

    Package fracture 💀💀💀

  • @_CaliDre100
    @_CaliDre100 19 дней назад +43

    Ouch I’m in pain listening to the first few minutes of this

  • @markwiedel
    @markwiedel 19 дней назад +60

    This is hard to listen to. Nobody likes to think about breaking Big Al.

    • @Mike_Rundle
      @Mike_Rundle 8 дней назад +1

      Gave me a sick feeling in my stomach.

    • @13Mexican.
      @13Mexican. 6 дней назад

      4 real sound painful.

  • @TheJereld
    @TheJereld 19 дней назад +41

    He broke his chambers. 😂😂😂

  • @Joker_Mindz69
    @Joker_Mindz69 19 дней назад +35

    Alpha always looking after us Guys💪🏼👊🏼💯

  • @KandidVision
    @KandidVision 19 дней назад +4

    Thank you for keeping this graphicless, could watch this at the gym on the treadmill without feeling awkward

  • @U_never_know_who_iam...
    @U_never_know_who_iam... 19 дней назад +25

    Alpha m say the story
    Me started to feel the pain

  • @jainridham7143
    @jainridham7143 17 дней назад

    Thank you for the information Alpha 💙 Here you are trying to save so many young guys out there! I'm Jain Ridham 21 years old! I have got a testicle torsion repair 9 months ago! I wish I knew it sooner that riding a bike 🚲 can cause damage to your testicles! 🤦‍♂️ I never thought of it ! I thought that cycling is good for physic and that's why I was over doing it! But I am sure after your much informational video other young guys out there will be safe and would not have to pass through what I'm passing through right now! 😢 This guy is the key to a happier and healthier life 💙 Stay connected to him guys. Thank you Alpha🙇‍♂️

  • @monsieurmike2072
    @monsieurmike2072 17 дней назад +3

    Man..u gotta luv Alpha M stories...always starts up with a "friend"😂😂😂..

  • @MohammedKhaled-ju7gy
    @MohammedKhaled-ju7gy 19 дней назад +14

    His friend: look how they massacred my boy 😭

  • @neesense258
    @neesense258 19 дней назад +12

    Never put them in a vice

  • @henrytorresvlogs
    @henrytorresvlogs 18 дней назад +1

    Bath mate is official!! The girth gets crazy

  • @user-mf2fy9dz9w
    @user-mf2fy9dz9w 19 дней назад +1

    Hey alpha how long does it take to see results from the bathmate?

  • @omgitsmatt3mdm117
    @omgitsmatt3mdm117 13 дней назад +2

    12:33 that’s rookie numbers 😂😂😂😂

  • @taufiqmohab-ali4083
    @taufiqmohab-ali4083 12 дней назад

    Thank you very much.

  • @KrosanBeast315
    @KrosanBeast315 19 дней назад +5

    This is why it's important to establish boundaries. She also needs to be warned that she can accidentally hurt you if she is not careful.
    Finally, one of the most important things is: longer size means less growth to get aroused. Some men are very short when placid, but can elongate and gain some girth when aroused. If a man is very long flacid, all it can do is get hard but not elongate.

  • @BobTheHatKing
    @BobTheHatKing 19 дней назад +36

    Don’t chop it off

    • @UserRobot215
      @UserRobot215 18 дней назад +3

      Why not if I'm too ugly to even use it?

  • @davidismetal10
    @davidismetal10 19 дней назад +1

    Alpha! Dude your friend!!! Omg!!!

  • @csx6910
    @csx6910 19 дней назад +5

    Need timestamps.

  • @omerkartal6276
    @omerkartal6276 18 дней назад

    But i have a question tho. As a begginer. Can i use Hydro Extreme? Or do i need to use Hydro first?

  • @doublea125
    @doublea125 19 дней назад +5

    I met my quota for July already 💪🏻

  • @user-jy9ni9le8f
    @user-jy9ni9le8f 18 дней назад

    Ouchhhhhh dude !!! That happen to me but not as bad but it hurt. Limp wee after that. Easy does it

  • @tvblue3010
    @tvblue3010 18 дней назад

    Noted, Alpha.

  • @mluterancik
    @mluterancik 19 дней назад +5

    I want that, but even with your discount, at 270 is insane

  • @abhishekbhagat506
    @abhishekbhagat506 18 дней назад +1

    Even i experienced the shampoo pain once 😅

  • @geno5169
    @geno5169 19 дней назад

    I always use Sharo

  • @Aavash_Purple
    @Aavash_Purple 12 дней назад +1

    no yo girl lol you had me rolling with that one

  • @s.tahsin.r2288
    @s.tahsin.r2288 19 дней назад +4

    We got package fracture before GTA 6😂😂

  • @Bisharama
    @Bisharama 19 дней назад +8

    Does pulse wave therapy successfully treat Peyronie’s disease?

  • @enterblackhole
    @enterblackhole 14 дней назад

    I actually use 1% zinc shampoo down there cause it gets rid of any funky smells

  • @bosshogg3548
    @bosshogg3548 19 дней назад +3

    Love your pants ❤

  • @robertoquezada8925
    @robertoquezada8925 11 дней назад

    “Lost his action” 😂

  • @eddieagui1554
    @eddieagui1554 19 дней назад +2

    6 in is good size bro.

  • @kuwaitx75
    @kuwaitx75 День назад

    4.5 " length... 4" girth.. What is the best process to increase length & girth ? Without surgery

  • @Siddhanttt14
    @Siddhanttt14 18 дней назад

    Thumbnail is wild

  • @ceedizzel2025
    @ceedizzel2025 18 дней назад

    What do you think about saunas?

  • @Nicolas-zw5ex
    @Nicolas-zw5ex 19 дней назад +4

    Dont bite it too hard

  • @TT_SandS
    @TT_SandS 19 дней назад +2

    A friend of mine..... we've known each other for 5 years +, we finally realized we had a thing for each other and became more than friends a few days ago however the sex doesn't feel as "animal" like as it did with my ex-GF.
    My friend + is absolutely beautiful and hot yet I don't feel that animal in me like I did with my ex........ am I doing something wrong or this normal?

  • @sarthakdhir4060
    @sarthakdhir4060 18 дней назад

    Nice video ❤

  • @geekaythedj7554
    @geekaythedj7554 18 дней назад

    This happened to my buddy. Went into emergency surgery for it!

  • @JorgeGutierrez-yb8qv
    @JorgeGutierrez-yb8qv 17 дней назад

    Reminded me of the movie The New Guy 😂

  • @Karl-Leslie-Ambrose-Moore
    @Karl-Leslie-Ambrose-Moore 7 дней назад

    Damn! That not good snaping that old banjo string 😂

  • @DREKOWICK69
    @DREKOWICK69 19 дней назад

    mine points to the left, not sure why

  • @craigthomas5409
    @craigthomas5409 18 дней назад

    Ahhhhhh!!!! No no this is the first video that I had to shut down after 45 seconds. Love ya Alpha though

  • @SheikTV1
    @SheikTV1 18 дней назад

    …all I’m saying is that Pete&Pedro POWER conditioner really works to restores and strengthens the root and shaft as advertised.

  • @henrytorresvlogs
    @henrytorresvlogs 18 дней назад

    I had a penile tear I broke the part that connects our forskin to the head I had to get emergency circumcision I don’t wish that on anyone very painful

  • @kuwaitx75
    @kuwaitx75 День назад

    4.5 " length... 4" girth.. What is the best process to increase length & girth by naturally ? Without surgery...

  • @GERONIMORE
    @GERONIMORE 19 дней назад +1

    Any way you shake it

  • @kletts42
    @kletts42 18 дней назад +1

    I could never talk about this and feel comfortable about it.

    • @tacos1308
      @tacos1308 18 дней назад

      It’s just anatomy

    • @kletts42
      @kletts42 18 дней назад

      @@tacos1308 Yes. And there are cultures where people don't like to talk about that sort of thing in public.

  • @marcusperkins-nv5rc
    @marcusperkins-nv5rc 18 дней назад

    Great info!

  • @SheikTV1
    @SheikTV1 18 дней назад

    from “Big” Al to “neck tweak” Joe

  • @tillibrookssheep6616
    @tillibrookssheep6616 15 дней назад

    😛 Thank you 😛

  • @davidismetal10
    @davidismetal10 19 дней назад +1

    I asked my girlfriend if she would be okay with me using the bath mate to make my big Al bigger and she said no 😂😭

  • @DREKOWICK69
    @DREKOWICK69 19 дней назад +1

    what we selling today

  • @bill-ju2fw
    @bill-ju2fw 19 дней назад

    Were you on shark tank

  • @geno5169
    @geno5169 19 дней назад

    I’m in pain listening to this 😳

  • @diogorua7126
    @diogorua7126 4 дня назад

    Alpha, i just saw this video and i manna ask you your opinion on lingam massages (in a non sexual way)

  • @falcon8045
    @falcon8045 19 дней назад +6

    Nice video

  • @davide5722
    @davide5722 11 дней назад

    So if I take long hot showers very frequently, is that not great?

  • @madzoroyal
    @madzoroyal 7 дней назад

    WINNER 🥇

  • @obsessivefanboy7
    @obsessivefanboy7 17 дней назад

    Whatever happened to the summary guy

  • @trashpandaY2K
    @trashpandaY2K 14 дней назад

    Cool so a Prince Al piercing is OK

  • @abijurubeni3137
    @abijurubeni3137 17 дней назад +1

    Your friend 🤔or you 😂

  • @Dreoilin
    @Dreoilin 18 дней назад

    Alpha- I was arrested for being naked in my own house. Upstairs bedroom. Walked by a window, neighbor called. Boom - indecent exposure. Window is considered "public"

  • @snowball-universe
    @snowball-universe 19 дней назад +1

    Maybe a disclaimer before you tell stories like that in the beginning. 😅😅

  • @Endurance-tq7fi
    @Endurance-tq7fi 14 дней назад +1

    Did he said its 6 inches? 💀 The fuck bro

  • @3471robert
    @3471robert 11 дней назад

    JUST GOT MY BATHMATE; I’m ALREADY LIKE 10 BUT I AM GOING FOR 12!!!!!!!

  • @vinniemartinez6125
    @vinniemartinez6125 19 дней назад +3

    Help Help I broke ma weiner lol 😂🤣😅 lmfao

  • @DisSpain
    @DisSpain 19 дней назад

    Never laughed so hard.

  • @generaljimmies3429
    @generaljimmies3429 18 дней назад +8

    "It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean."

    • @ItsJustBoneBro
      @ItsJustBoneBro 17 дней назад +2

      Biggest cope of all time.

    • @monsieurmike2072
      @monsieurmike2072 17 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂😂... the oldest saying in the book...if you actually believes it..😂😂.

  • @eddieagui1554
    @eddieagui1554 19 дней назад

    Yep..when the girl rides...be carefull.

  • @TommyDaleCooper
    @TommyDaleCooper 19 дней назад

    Be careful fellas, this stuff HURTS

  • @geno5169
    @geno5169 19 дней назад +2

    I never thought i could injure my penis ! I don want a. Broken penis! Great job great advice alpha

    • @UserRobot215
      @UserRobot215 18 дней назад +1

      I don't have to worry about that since I'm too ugly

    • @Getbusyy1of1
      @Getbusyy1of1 18 дней назад

      @@UserRobot215same here beo dont worry we dont need these bitches

  • @Pleasurechest985
    @Pleasurechest985 19 дней назад

    Scary

  • @raemon.
    @raemon. 19 дней назад

    30 to 31 times a month 😂

  • @manny86ful
    @manny86ful 19 дней назад +2

    😂😂😂

  • @eltonlobo07
    @eltonlobo07 19 дней назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @DREKOWICK69
    @DREKOWICK69 19 дней назад

    no face, no case

  • @faltio69
    @faltio69 19 дней назад +3

    I can’t believe I wasted my 13.39 min of my time on this! 😢

  • @guyinpajamapants6892
    @guyinpajamapants6892 18 дней назад +3

    That’s the worst thumbnail lol

  • @robertcachia6484
    @robertcachia6484 18 дней назад

    I hope your imaginary friend had health insurance. The gains from bath mate are temporary as soon as you stop using it goes back to its original size if not smaller.

  • @ntg158
    @ntg158 19 дней назад +2

    STOP SHOUTING

  • @slicksmith856
    @slicksmith856 16 дней назад +1

    Surly you can't be serious.

  • @luminouseasportsfc
    @luminouseasportsfc 19 дней назад

    Why do you have it in your mouth on the thumb nail?? 🤔

  • @charles17508
    @charles17508 17 дней назад

    Run away from a dirty 😺

  • @eddieagui1554
    @eddieagui1554 19 дней назад

    All dudes compare 😂

  • @jainridham7143
    @jainridham7143 17 дней назад

    And one more thing I will like to add is always wear testicle supporter in the gym! And the needed protection while playing any kind of sports!

  • @ibslimm2334
    @ibslimm2334 8 дней назад

    21 times a month?shit

  • @ArtBest2
    @ArtBest2 19 дней назад +1

    💪🍆 Great Video Awesome Info

  • @CarlosMartinez-pt1ok
    @CarlosMartinez-pt1ok 19 дней назад +1

    People still watch this guy?

  • @LLockey
    @LLockey 19 дней назад +2

    Stop stop stop.... to much explanation at the beginning. Please spare me. My whole body hurts now :|

  • @mikesl.630
    @mikesl.630 19 дней назад

    Thumbnail needs adjusting...pause ||

  • @eddieagui1554
    @eddieagui1554 19 дней назад

    Nahhhh. We never cause damage ourselves...its usually during sex when a girl rides it

  • @Billybloop
    @Billybloop 16 дней назад

    My brother made the mistake of taking Viagra at the age of 21 because he wanted to see what would happen and he ended up in the emergency room having blood pumped out of his willy because it wouldn't go soft.

  • @YuseiFudoOfficial
    @YuseiFudoOfficial 19 дней назад +10

    I'm so sick of these thumbnails bro.

  • @andnew1335
    @andnew1335 19 дней назад +1

    1st

  • @TheJ1zzardOfOz
    @TheJ1zzardOfOz 19 дней назад +9

    49 seconds into the video...
    Nope, nope. I'm done
    Needs a disclaimer before that story dude

    • @HebiNoMe
      @HebiNoMe 19 дней назад +1

      Yeah, WTF man!!! I was not ready for that one

  • @TheRoar32
    @TheRoar32 18 дней назад

    poes in Afrikaans is a womans ...