We Joined The Military...
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2021
- We tried a military assault course. It went the best anyones ever done it ever.
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Do you guys remember the description from the I met Wilbur Soot in real life video? I think it went like
Today I met Wilbur Soot (creator of the Minecraft But and also You Laugh You Lose challenge), Fundy, Philza, Tubbo & Nihachu in real life! It was so funny and we had lots of laughs and fun and pog. This is a vlog like other vloggers but I am the best vlogger. We had funny moments and even talked about the Dream SMP and our War VS Dream in Minecraft. It was so fun and Pog Champ 
Развлечения
Shout out to Tubbo for actually trying and carrying the heavy part for most of the course!
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ikr?? he’s so scrappy 😂
and i love how at the end Jack is just amazed at himself for being able to lift the heavy part, while tubbo had been doing it all along 🤦♀️😂😂
@Caylus ✓ Fake Fake Fake
@Caylus ✓ sthu
@Caylus ✓ stop
“Tell me a joke”
“YOU are the joke”
..and he took that personally...
*george will remember that*
Ok
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7:51
O_O
Awe Tubbo's little "thank you" was the sweetest thing ever. He really deserved the man telling him that he did a good job. Tubs carried the whole team
ikr
im watching this again and yes he did need it
Fr
he's such a sweetheart
Time stamp
George is just enjoying the nature
Tommys just being himself
Jack suffering
Tubbo actually doing the things and helping
Me enjoying this over and over again
Frr
i like how this video casually consisted of george showing how little he actually goes outside, tommy just complaining for some reason, jack just being insulted/insulting others, and tubbo being the absolute mvp helping them get through the course
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t e c h n i c a l l y tommy was complaining about his blood pressure 😅
Lol yessss
Tubbo: carrying (literally)
Tommy: complaining, whining, arguing with the guild
Jack: simping over Gogy
Gogy: discovering the wonders of the outside world
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i’m wheezing this is so accurate
True lmao
16:41 I CANT WITH GEORGES PUSHUPS LMFAOO
😂
At the very end of 16:42 and at the very beginning of 16:43. What was George doing? He doing sus pushups.
3:29
Tommy: Slowly lower it
Also Tommy: * gets crushed by the cannon as it falls QUICKLY *
"I‘m not a crawler"
-"for someone so baby I find that hard to believe"
i fucking lost it
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WHAT TIME IS THAT LMAO
@@mariadaniella07 13:14 haha
Tubbo skydiving: nooooo scary
Tubbo in the assault course: I carry the board every time without anyone asking and was deemed mvp of the group.
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@BILLIE SAYS DUH Honey you said the exact same thing on the last comment but then replaced it with BTS instead of Tommy.
@@ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811 yeah it’s a bot just ignore it or report it.
George: Nature? Never heard of her
Tubbo: Actually Getting through the course
Jack: Filming a pinecone
Tommy: *Struggling tommy noises*
1:23 just noticed that George gives Jack a pinecone that Jack just shows it to us casually lmao
jack: the main character
tubbo: mvp, this is a win for short people
tommy: struggling
george: gamer experiencing the outside world for the first time
oh boy I think I'm gonna use the phrase "this is a win for short people" a lot now lmao
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George is like a caveman discovering fire for the first time 😂 /j
"youre not my dad."
"...i think we're both glad about that."
LMAOOO
0K……
somebody liked it right after I liked it ;_;
Big russ
1:24 George is like a little kid giving his mum a rock to take home
I love how they went from jumping off planes to joining the military 😂
Like no one's bothered by the fact that even AFTER being pushed off a plane, Tubbo's STILL the most dedicated person, who's always helpful and takes the big bits of the canon😭✨❤️
he even threw up in the taxi after and hes still most dedicated
Nah this is actually the first video Tommy made on the channel.
@@yeboxxxchannel2505 the airplane vid was on his main channel he said at the end that they were gonna go do this so it is right after
Tommy: "You're not my dad!"
Instructor: "Thank god."
tommyinnit
Man all of are dad’s would probably love to do that
Sheesh 💀
thank the 7 realms of the heaveans he isn't my dad
the funniest part was him just roasting Tommy
Tubbo: carrying the whole video
Tommy: “ *im in the mood for a poo* ”
George: never heard wind
Jack: concerned
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Big Russ: The Dad
3:51 I like this guy. For a guy who was definitely trained in the military at some point, while he is serious, he’s also sassy. I like him, he’s funny, and is making the gang seem like bigger fools than they already are when they goof off. Love you guys, you make my day!
Edit: didn’t think I’d get any likes on my comment because this video isss…*not me checking how old it is because I have sucky memory* a YEAR old. Just goes to show, people are either still discovering Tommy, coming back to older videos for nostalgia, or doing that, as well as looking for funny comments lol. Also, 7:23 😂 Mr. Military, you knew exactly what you were doing with that sassy gesture! Man knew exactly how funny he was being😂
I love how Jack, George, and Tommy and just failing miserably and Tubbo’s just helping as much as he can
Tubbo- joyfully doing all the work.
Tommy- dying
George- admiring nature before he goes back to his room for 10 years.
Jack- filming and getting bullied.
After 10 years 😭
Jack: “George have you ever been in rain before?”
George: “........”
Yes I watched the video
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@@user-mh8jq1ow5m what video is this big T
@@clydeanavila3351 its not actually tommy, its a fake channel
Gogy doesn’t like the rain
tubbos little “thank you :D” after the timer man compliments him is so wholesome. hes so kind :,)
6:10
Tubbo “I will die 😩😩😩😩”
Also Tubbo *carrying this and being the most athletic”
*"George has never heard wind before"*
George: *It's not my fault that I'm colorblind*
ah yes wind: colourblind
@@pixie5606 agut yo
@@pixie5606 sure spammer
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Lol
"Youre not my father."
"Thank God."
- Military Man, The Legand
Absolute L E G A N D
@@ZimVerseI hate to be that guy, but it’s Legend not Legand. (Sorry I know it’s annoying when people correct others on spelling)
@@exxtiiii he knew he was correcting it as a joke
You forgot to put elegant
LMA0
Tubbo: most likely being the captain by taking the heavy part.
Tommy: looking for something to eat.
Gogy: just gets interested in anything he see’s and whining about how he’s gonna die.
Jack: not complaining, helping to best he can and getting insulted by gogy(and made gogy sad so he kind of deserves it)
I absolutely love that Tubbo was carrying the hardest part of the cannon, he dragged the others, and he carried the others parts of the cannon, but he still thinks he did a bad job.
Tubbo almost had a heart attack before and after skydiving and now he's carrying the whole team? What a big man
Small but mighty 😊
Character development
Yeah, Bee Boy is making us proud
Bee boi, biggest of men
what a chad. pog!
George: never been outside
Tubbo: absolutely popping off
Tommy: arguing with the instructor
Jack: watching it all unfold
Jack Man-unfold?
@@MindofEmbers BEAT ME TO IT
@@amaahda just found a new techno stream. That is poggers
@@amaahda beat meat to it
jack: watching it manifold*
Jack: The comedian whos just kinda there
George: Soft pretty boy whos never been outside before
Tubbo: Just better than everyone else at literally anything
Tommy: "I am under average in terms of fitness"
Tubbo managing to easily pull people and things bigger than him is scary. Tubbo in full concentration is a threat to everyone except himself
I love the fact that Tubbo is legitimately the strongest and most competent out of all of them. He just crushed a military obstacle course while screaming "I LIKE-A-DA BEE" and calling Tommy a dick. Truly iconic.
He is a king
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I mean, he used to be a trampolinist so he is a bit athletic
Mr. Military was not pleased with the wimpy gamer children trying to do the course. The whole time his face was just questioning his faith in humanity.
@BILLIE SAYS DUH I thought Jack was your inspiration? Are they both your inspiration?
@BILLIE SAYS DUH what the hell. PLZ IM NOT LYING WAAAAAA. IM NOT GUYS PLZ IM NOT I LOVE TOMMY IM GAY
@Weirdo̸.Ko̸o̸kie yes
Questioning his faith in the next generation
Tommy: They will call me Sergeant Simon
Me: No you will be private Tom
tubbo doing all the hard parts is killing meee and gogy just dosnt go out jack is being jack and tommy being a child ahhahah
Tubbo: doing the entire thing himself
Jack: Fangirling over gogy
Gogy: Has never seen the sun
Tommy: The disapponting child
that's the truth if I've ever read it.
It explains about them perfectly lol 😂
Tommy? This is Tom bro
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“I can’t crawl”
“For someone so baby I find that hard to believe”
Manifold moment
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TommySussy has been voted out.
0 impostors remain
@@contentlacking5950 Yes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I just love how tubbo is so ecstatic!❤
"Ahh, you know what, Mr. Military? I'll clart you"
The most British thing I've heard 🤣 😂
Jack: “GeorgeNotFound figures out that time progresses”
Tommy: *casually dies*
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As I read this george said that
*"respawn button"*
Tubbo: *is actually finishing the course*
Tommy: *struggling*
Jack: *praising George*
George: nature? Never heard of it
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George : being George
fghj
never heard of her
@EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! stfu
Tubbo was just always carying the heaviest part and sometimes helping others
You'r so great, bee boy
this video is a year old today :(( happy one year to the first video on the channel that brought me more happiness than i could ever have imagined
I love how at the end everyone is tired and Tubbo is still energetic and jumping. Tubbo surpassed everyone. He's more of a weapon than the cannon itself.
Honestly, I feel like throwing tubbo at your enemies would genuinely work better than a cannon. More chaotic, and far more murderous intent 🤣🤣
And he just jumped out of a plane
@@mirrynmcwilliams937 So true if we were in a war I would have turbo because he is easily influenced
Tubbo is energetic Bee boi
@@hum6309 yeah if we were in a war I'd expect that dream smp fans to just guard them over like a meat shield
Tubbo would prob last for few weeks of being handy.
Tubbo: actually trying and doing quite well
Tommy: being Tommy and trying to get content
Jack: randomly yelling then disappearing
George: not used to this as he lives a lavish lifestyle
Camera man: both Bodyguard and Cam man
georges lavish lifestyle is definitely provided by dream
@@claudiawilson8173 definitely
George: also yelling
Mr. Military: Disappointed
@@claudiawilson8173 yes
It's been a year, i still remember waiting for the first Tom Simons vlog. wow, time really flies
Tine really does fly 😕
I hope the time doesn't fall😅
I love how tubbo is so polite 😭
I just want to take a moment to talk about how athletic Tubbo is. He literally crawled through everything without help, climbed over everything without help, and dragged the others through the obstacles. He even vaulted over the pipes.
Well he was a trampolinist
he was a trampolinist and is smaller than all of them so it makes sense
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Skydiving Tubbo: *complaining and terrified*
Military Tubbo: “I am a fucking god”
Canon boy
Mr military is techno training the revolution for the lmanburg vs pogtopia war that’s canon now
Me being my 11 year old girl self who lives on Kansas does things a lot like this all the time being a god and then me skydiving scared of height's
@@teejaybee0852 it's manberg
@@piper.anderson did you even know when schlatt just literally won the election then renamed the country manberg and wilbur and tommy kicked out they named their nation pogtopia and they started a war so, it's manberg vs pogtopia war
JACK LOOKS LIKE HE IS ACTUALLY IN MILITARY TRAINING, HAIRCUT AND ALL. Also I respect Tubbo so much.
I think it’s hilarious how Mr. Military is being kind to them but looks like he’s internally saying “Why was I stuck with these kids?!”
“You’re not my dad.”
“I think we’re both happy about that”
That guy was savage as shit
mr military is a legend
“Please help me”
“I think you’re beyond help”
istg i cackled-
Americans: is this what British people do for fun?
TommyInnit: yes
@Stephen Curry I love the
STILL?!
It’s cuz they have that Monarchy
In America it's the same. It just has lots more barwire and you can shoot guns
@@activefriend1349 we know and didn’t ask
dfjgh
7:31 I kept laughing, “it’s george’s water!” “george can have some of the piss” 😭😭😭
Tubbo is the smallest, but also the strongest, fastest, most resilient, and most athletic. And everyone else is so much bigger and capable looking, but they’re really just flopping around like dead fish while Tubbo effortlessly flies through like a little bee
Tommy: “You're not my dad”
Mr.Military: “Thank god, I think we’re both happy about that”
Wassup
was scrolling to see if anyone was gonna bring that one up
Time stamp?
Tommy: O F F E N D E D F A C E I N T E N S I F I E S
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I really love the fact that Tubbo is like “i won’t make it” and then he helps Tommy and he just becomes strong
StReNgTh
Mmm character development at its peak
I looked away from this comment and it was on 947 likes then I opened the replies and it changed to 1.1
were is this set cos i cinda wannaa go there
@@robynfoox ikr it’s so hella crazy 0-0
I'm a grown ass woman, 26 y/o and still think Tommy has got to be one of the most effortlessly funny people on RUclips that I've seen. Maybe it's due to it being British humour so I can relate to it more, or it's just his one liners. But why is Tommy telling an older man "I'll clart you" enough to make me wheeze?
1:22
Pinecone pog
Tubbo skydiving: UhGhhGhgh
Tobbo in the military: I DONT NEED BREAKS
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@@joaotartarini7784 sussyyyy
George: ”No way! That’s a world record!”
Instructor: ”It’s a record.”
Had me dead
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Rip 😇🕊
12:12 did tubbo just flip over the pole and george didn't even film it?
Can we just say that Tubbo is definitely the mvp of this whole thing.
George: "It's a world record!"
Mr. Military: "It's a record."
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@@kdissanta9714 bro can u stop
@@gns0_881 i thimk people that promotes on comment replies needs all of their pillows warm
Bruh
Cameraman: it’s recorded
why is tubbo theatrically crossing the rope the funniest thing I've ever seen lmfaooo
@Anade bolln (visible confusion)
1:23 i just love how george simply handed him the cone and went on with his life
The way tubbo said thank to the one dude❤😊 6:11
"Mr.Military" really treated Tommy just like a teacher treats a problematic child LOL
i could see why though
Cuz tommy is the problematic child
Ik i was looking for this comment before i said it
@EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! dude instead of begging, try to make good content and earn it.
FR OMG
tommy: failing
george: dying
jack: struggling
tubbo: being an absolute legend
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fghj
as he should
He gained too much power from skydiving
@EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! okay what song ahitsss
The way George pops out of the ground and awkwardly starts laughing left me crying
You should do this again and see how genuinely fast you can do this course.
The way he talks to the instructor is to funny, the amount of confidence Tommy has is astonishing
*"your not your dad"*
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HAHAHA truue
Edit:typoo
George: "I've killed the dog."
He's on his Sapnap arc I guess?
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THEY ARE ALL SCAMS
Imagine tubbo being a actual sergeant with everyone else a soldier. That would be supreme dominance.
Tubbo’s like the only one taking this seriously lol😂
The George being exposed to nature, a story:
1:23 George casually handing Jack a pine cone
6:17 George looks at rain water
9:47 George becomes one with the earth
10:30 George learns what a black cloud means
10:45 George gets a boo-boo
11:43 George hears the wind
14:03 George finds a rock
14:18 Has George been in rain before?
14:22 George figures out the concept of time
Things no Dream Stan can relate to.
He's learning!
Please this comment is so precious, dont let this get down 😭
I love these time stamps!!
POG CHAMPS
Tommy: 'Are we gonna die?'
Skydiving people: 'We really wouldn't let you die, we will keep you save.'
Tommy: 'We're all gonna die!'
Military guy: 'You are.'
Oh and Jack, Gogh always sleeps through the day, so he doesn't see rain or time passing by.
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@BILLIE SAYS DUH no :D
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So rain is only during the day?
BRO ITS BEEN TWO YEARS! I was here for the start of the Tom Simons channel unlike the dsmp, but anyways its been so long watched the new one yesterday or smthn and the nostalgia this video gives, you know what im gonna rewatch all the Tom Simon vids
0:15 that’s someone’s future dad right there tommy is a numty
George: “I killed the dog”
Sapnap: *”I raised that boy”*
no no, Sapnap raised George to kill the dog. /j
@@giselle8931 I know this is a joke, but thats exactly what he just said
@@giselle8931 oh he edited it nvm
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Alternate title: full grown man who looks like a child goes to a playground with 3 children who look like full grown men
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Ignore the replies above me
@@nurulnajmaini3869 why
The way Tubbo just carried the team!
6:11 The most beautiful "thank you" i ever heard 💕
I love how Jack is always complimenting George whilst he just gets insulted back in return💀
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Jack is a Gogy simp
So so sad
He is loyal to dream😌
George: secondary character
Tubbo: Responsible one
Tommy: comedic relief
Jack manifold: support
jack... ?
Wait... Who's the main character then?
@@cantaloupegodling352 Mr.Millitary
@cantaloupe Godling The cannon
@Anade bolln I don't trust you
Tommy: I think we should slow down and talk about our feelings!
Tubbo: What is wrong with you-
George: NO!!!
the fact tubbo carried them all through this course AFTER jumping out of a plane
"I'm not crawling, I'm not a crawler"
*"For someone so baby, I find that hard to believe"*
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Tommyyeetit
I can tell that tubbo is “Mr. Military”s favorite, and then theres TOMMY-
Lol
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@@abrmanhalon5147 shut
Tom and the boys after a long week. This made my day Tommy.
Tubbo is so polite when he is taking to anyone except his friends 😅😂
tommy: "what are we doing now?"
instructor: "the assault course"
*ah yes, and the floor is made of floor*
_ah yes there's no assault or killing in this vid_
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@Jenna Landis OOOOOOOO!!!
"I'm bad at balancing" - Tubbo, the ex-trampolinist.
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@@riley6940 you're not that stupid right?
@@rizzers1619 can you stop?
Always come back to your vlogs when im feeling down thank you 💕
Alternative title: Tubbo carries while everyone else sucks at the military
4:34 ok
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Lol yeah
Tommy: the extremely loud child
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR shut up man u keep commenting that and its not true
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR but...tommy isn't a singer....hes a gamer....
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6:10 “Good job there young man”
Tubbo: thank you 🥲😔
I can only imagine Ranboo doing this and being completely fine 😂
no one:
absolutely no one:
george: “I’M POVing!”
*tubbo gets hit by wheel*
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@@virus8057 AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU AGAIN!!!
Goggy
Thats kinda gay
@@davidenatoh359 HES A FRACKING VIRUS