Phil: * Keeps saying wrong words * Dan: * Keeps laughing at him * Phil: * Points out Dan’s mistake once * Dan: OHH DAN SAID SOMETHING WRONG OHHH LETS TALK ABOUT IT
there’s gamers that are so focused on the game that they rarely speak, there’s calm gamers that have things under control, and then there’s dan and phil, who scream their lungs out until their next door neighbor has to move rooms😂
Phil: "I've got a feeling the sequel is going to be harder and that we're just going to go up in flames." Little did we know the kitchen would go up in flames both metaphorically and literally. Phil definitely has psychic powers
My absolute favourite moment in this is after 11:30 when Dan makes the ratatouille joke, and quietly whispers "because they're two rats." That giggle thoughhhh
Some people work better under pressure, others work better when they just have fun, and then there’s Dan and Phil who scream at each other until the kitchen burns to the ground😂
How was Phil even able to function under Dan's "passionate kitchen directions"? I would have freaked out and started serving the customers raw tomatoes or something lol
Dan and phil play Girls go games Dan and phil take online quizzes (not particularly about themselves) Sign the petition (for one of them or for both) (if dan and phil see this i apologize for the first one i love you both but it will not be too traumatizing)
I remember when I didn’t know that “Torch” was what I would call a flashlight, so when I heard “Have you ever put a torch in your mouth” I started cackling
You can really tell that Dan and Phil have been on the road together for too long now, Dan's making Phil’s puns, They spent as much time talking randomly as they did playing, and they are just weirder than normal. Or maybe it’s just heat stroke. Either or.
dan and phil are my two last brain cells doing anything that's even the slightest bit stressful
Yes , yes they are
big mood
*_THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE AND YOU'RE WALKING AROUND WITH CHEESE._*
their poor neighbours
Party Poison I love your name and icon. My name is mcr related too
The neighbours actually requested a new room after that
Party Poison, AND THE KILLJOYS TRIPLE
20/10 name and profile picture
trEEHOUSE IS ON FIRE AND I HAVE GAS ON MY HANDS
Phil: *steak is burning*
*takes it off stove*
*puts back on stove to continue burning*
Stephanie Kellum me putting myself in stressful situations ☺
12:52
Give me lettuce. Give me lettuce me. GIVE ME LETTUCE.
Charlotte Byers GIVE ME THE DAMN LETTUCE
Imagine being in a hotel room next to someone screaming "GIVE ME A LETTUCE, GIVE ME A LETTUCE, GIVE ME A LETTUCE!"
Based off that tweet about the lady asking to move rooms because of screaming... I should have known it was Overcooked lmao.
+
thewinterizzy lol same
I was thinking the exact same thing.
thewinterizzy what tweet?
Kim Marie a woman asked to move rooms because next door all that she could here was two men screaming.
The neighbours that complained must have been confused when Dan shouted
*PASS ME THE FRICKIN TOMATO*
and
*SERVE THE SALAD MAN*
josephine x dont forget
"WHY ARE U WALKING AROUND WITH CHEESE?!"
"WE'RE GONNA DO IT, WE'RE GONNA DO IT"
“PHIL YOU HAVE PUT A TOMATO AND A CHOPPED CUCUMBER ON 2 SEPARATE PLATES, YOU HAVE RUINED IT!!!”
also
"THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE, WHY ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH CHEESE WHEN THE FRICKIN KITCHEN IS ON FIRE???"
josephine x WHY ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH CHEESE THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE
2015: It might be a DAANN VVSSS PHHHIIILLLL
2018: *Dan: starts beatboxing*
Hello again
Didn’t see this rip but hello m8
@@philtrashno2 *big rip*
Dana T Nooo 😢
I made it 1k, are you proud of me mom
now we know why the lady was complaining about two british boys screaming at each other in a hotel room
Especially with half the things they said oof she probabky thoight it was something dirty
auphieako YEP
Shipping Trash "SERVE THE SALAD PHIL "
What Lady?
AshIsNot Interesting go to phil's twitter lol
I love how it slowly turned to night during filming haha
Leigh Be how long did they even play? 😂😂
rana m. Exactly eight million years, 11 weeks, 15 days, 4 hours, 8 minutes and 11.03 seconds
They probably spent too long filming the intro.
Phil: * Keeps saying wrong words *
Dan: * Keeps laughing at him *
Phil: * Points out Dan’s mistake once *
Dan: OHH DAN SAID SOMETHING WRONG OHHH LETS TALK ABOUT IT
SushiRoll Speaks 😂😂
PREECH
TRUE DAT
I think it was about the "me and Phil " "Phil and I" thing
@@jessicacopping2724 “wElL tHaTs WrOnG dAn ItS nOt mE aNd PhIl iTs PhIl aNd I”
Dan: "I did not aggressively scream once."
Also Dan: *"PLATE THE SALAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING SERVE THE SALAD MAN"*
i guess you could say it was so hot in phoenix that they both got
*overcooked*
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ I live in Arizona and I can personally say
*we get cooked equally on both sides*
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ o damn
Dang dan and phil just got
Burned
all these puns in the comments section make me want to cry
It was. I got... Overcooked 2.
dan wearing a "treat people with kindness" shirt and throwing the controllers at phil kdkskkdsks
RIE it doesn’t say kindness
Stranger Faye it does lmao
It says leprosy
It actually says kindness
Oh god, people getting confused by Dan's jokes once again 😄 Here you go 5:22 you can see it says "kindness".
It would be cool t-shirt tho 👌
Phil: “Can we tone down the Gordon Ramsey by 6?”
Me: *Remembers when Gordon Ramsey literally called someone a donut*
there’s gamers that are so focused on the game that they rarely speak, there’s calm gamers that have things under control, and then there’s dan and phil, who scream their lungs out until their next door neighbor has to move rooms😂
Gordon Ramsey is shook and this is a video game.
show me that philussy I love ur username 💓
"you can be my panda slave"
*awkward silence*
"oH YOU CAN SEE THE MOUNTAINS!"
Haha that was legit
"Someone drove into the side of us and Dan just slept through it!"
Dan has priorities
Two rats cookin in the kitchen, 5 feet apart cause they’re not g-
wait a minute
ʙᴏᴀʜ HiTs DiFfErEnTLy NoW
Especially now
wAiT WhAt
ʙᴏᴀʜ AGED SO WEEEEEELL
Headphones. In.
Volume. Up.
Hearing appointment. Booked.
I’m ready.
Brie Cheese Shit so true
Hotel. Trivago.
😂😂😁😁😂😂😂😀😂😂🤣😂😆😂😆😂😉🤣
Snazzed up
Brie Cheese same
*Daniel ‘WannaRamsey’ Howell.*
Also ‘You can be my panda slave.’
PHILIP.
What the hell man
This is the second time Phil has called dan his animal space
It’s RamsAy.
"What are they gonna do? Be putting their willies in dead food?"
Dddddemonetized
DAN IS WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS TREAT PEOPLE WITH KINDNESS I AM GOING TO GO CRY IN THE CORNER IN A DARK ROOM HARRY STYLES HAS A EFFECT ON EVERYBODY
OUR SUNSHINE HARRY ;;
GIRL ME TOO
ME
(ps i love your username😉)
IKR
Beth THANK YOUUUU
5:25
I love how Dan realizes what he said
Bella Makayla ikr just that look of regret
When Phil gets it too xD
He just gave us content to throw back at them of course he was shook
Amazing Freakshow true tbh
i thought i was the only one who noticed that 😂😂😂
"i did not aggressively scream--"
*are you sure about that m8*
Phil: "I've got a feeling the sequel is going to be harder and that we're just going to go up in flames."
Little did we know the kitchen would go up in flames both metaphorically and literally. Phil definitely has psychic powers
Is* rip
"I do not aggressively scream" sure dan
Dan and Phil being old men and getting confused over the weather app.
I now understand why the lady asked to move rooms, poor lady.
abigail howlter That lady was probably trying to relax but to be disturbed by Dan
Toby Lee I wonder what she thought was going on
Lol, Dan’s shirt “TREAT PEOPLE WITH KINDNESS”
Dan: Smacks Phil within the first 15 seconds.
Ok Dan. Ok
😂😂😂
it says treat people with LEPROSY smh did u watch the video 😔😔😔😔
Alison J. K. I can’t tell if ur being sarcastic or not?
1:43
You can see an S at the end of the last word on his shirt, and I’m pretty sure that Leprocy ends with a Y?
Lol literally 3 seconds into the video
dan may have slept through someone hitting their bus but once my tent literally collapsed with me inside and i slept through it
I know someone who was in a tent and a tree fell on the tent but missed them...
:)
“Have you ever put a torch in your mouth and flared your nostrils?”
Philip Lester, I worry about you...
TaewithSuga AndKookies Haha I just did it you’re right 😂
He means a flashlight and who hasn't?
For a second I forgot that a torch and a flashlight light were the same thing I was very worried for Philip for a moment
well one time i had to put a paper that was lit on fire on the end in my ear for medical purposes
0:47 I love when my dads try to figure out technology
And the imperial system lmao
All I could think of the entire video was the lady next door listening to two men shout at each other and calling the hotel to change rooms
Still haven't decided on a username My eyes skipped the “next” in your sentence I am disappointed in myself
Still haven't decided on a username I read the “lady next door” as “ladydoor” oops
Still haven't decided on a username
Same lol
Still haven't decided on a username same
Your username is making some of these replies really hard to read lol
I read the reviews on rize and they all were 'I downloaded this because of Dan and phil'
Same 😂😅
Most of this video was Phil politely trying to tell Dan to stop shouting at him 😆 I feel you Phil haha
(Plate the salad! What are you doing?!)
Hotel neighbors: Why are they fighting over a salad?
heyitsjooooanne XD
😆
Their neighbours who made the complaint would be so confused by what they were yelling about 😂
Dan: "I'm not okay! My Chemical Romance, it's not okay!"
Me: wEll if you WaNtEd HoNeStY
Tylo Bezuidenhout That's all you had to say
just another LA devotee I never want to break you down
FOR ALL THE DIRTY LOOKS
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen, i have seen Brendon Uries forehead in person.
Echo Lynn YOU SAW SATAN IN PERSON!?!?! WAS HE AS BEAUTIFUL AS WE THOUGHT?
OR BEAUTIFULLER???
this whole video just demonstrates how short their attention span is
show me that philussy what
Your username is choking me
show me that philussy hey can you tell me how you felt when you got pinned by dan and phil
wot
No one talks faster than Dan when he needs lettuce
MissAnthrope I bet sister James would
MissAnthrope ong yes😂😂😂
MissAnthrope eminem is QUAKING
Agree
nicki minaj who?
“ *I CAN THROW THINGS ACROSS THE SKY I DIDNT KNOW THAT* “
My absolute favourite moment in this is after 11:30 when Dan makes the ratatouille joke, and quietly whispers "because they're two rats." That giggle thoughhhh
0:39 Dan:Which for weirdos in other countries is...
Me: You're literally in America
Batman lover I thought the same lol
The US is literally the only country that doesn't use Celsius sooo
i thought the eXaCt same lmaO
DAN WEARING HARRY’S MERCH IS THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
kylie ME TOO THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I NOTICED IM CRYING
kylie crying in a cool way obviously
IM 3 SECONDS IN AND I IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE COMMENTS FOR THIS
I was about to comment because that was the first thing I noticed
WHO IS HARRY
Some people work better under pressure, others work better when they just have fun, and then there’s Dan and Phil who scream at each other until the kitchen burns to the ground😂
Helena Rosno true
Helena Rosno That rhyme tho
Helena Rosno never have them on kitchen nightmares
that's dip n pip for ya there
DAN'S RAMBLING FROM 7:26 TO 7:51 IS MAKING ME CRY 😂😂😂😂😂
unicorn shereen26 JOJO SIWA WHO??
"Can we tone down the Gordan Ramsey by 6?" 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Dan hitting Phil whilst wearing a ‘treat people with kindness shirt’ is a big mood
yes
3:55
*Play with friends!*
Player 1: Dan
Player 2: Dan
OH YES I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
11:45 their both phil
It's says Phil not Dan
Nico Di Angelo umM no hunty :) it says dan dan but later in the video it says phil phil
Is that because they have no friends?
(BTW I'm joking.)
Dan's Shirt: Treat People With Kindness !
Dan: Chops Phil within the first 5 seconds of the video
14:20 *Looks at phil’s face up and down *intense checking out
I JUST WATCHED THAT PART AS I READ THAT COMMENT😂😂
Up down
Poor neighbours, imagine hearing “WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO COOK?” Actually that sums up this video.
Imagine hearing "GIVE ME THE LETTUCE" or "THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!" constantly shouted in panicked voice. That's some trauma for you
TheAppleOne Definitely 😂 or GIVE IT TO ME!
How was Phil even able to function under Dan's "passionate kitchen directions"? I would have freaked out and started serving the customers raw tomatoes or something lol
I guess living together for a long time, you get used to it lol
Same
Right 😂
Time Cosmic Lady or he learned to just tune it out
I am Dan in this regard so I could totally handle it, but I can see how it’s stressful
‘Slowly massage me....
*with your words’*
Cassie The Wholesome *massage XD
Oops lol
Timestamp please
phanic! at the disco 14:06
Phil: I love me some toast
Phil (later): *passes out* I NEED TOAST
Phil: Hello!- Ow i just hit my elbow!!
Dan: *CHOP!*
dan iS N O T ON *FIRE*
hdldishsbsjs hsjdbdsjsj *dani sn0t on fiRe**
he said it
Time to rebrand ;)
hdldishsbsjs hsjdbdsjsj your profile picture is my lock screen!
Da nis noto nfire. That’s how I read it
New challenge: Dan and Phil play Overcooked, but every time one of them speaks above a whisper they receive a punishment.
That is a wonderful idea
I aim to please haha
They wouldn't survive 2 minutes
Beanboozeled and only the bad beans are available
Kathryn Keeling You're a genius
*S E R V E T H E S A L A D M A N*
They have been on tour for 6 years now
Seino Parks it's been 84 years...
Harley Baldwin true
seino baldwin was legit about to comment that
Seino Parks ikr
Harley Baldwin lol no it hasn’t dan and phil would be old if it was
“you can be my panda slave”
wise words from phil, 2018
"massage me with your words"....... OKAY
"Treat people with leprosy" inspiring words from a hero
i can't wait for you guys to play this this competitively in pfft pft pft ptuh waka waka waka up up ahhhh
Dan and phil play Girls go games
Dan and phil take online quizzes (not particularly about themselves)
Sign the petition (for one of them or for both)
(if dan and phil see this i apologize for the first one i love you both but it will not be too traumatizing)
Cookies R us GIRLS GO GAMES WAS MY CHILDHOOD Y ES
Cookies R us *signs for both*
Cookies R us YESSS
GGG was my introduction to gaming
Cookies R us FIRRST ONE
Dan beatboxing the dan vs phil intro is something I didnt know I wanted
YESSS, DEFINITELY!
Lunar Duchess it was truly spectacular
5:25 realized what he said
He realized he said it the wrong way around;)
I remember when I didn’t know that “Torch” was what I would call a flashlight, so when I heard “Have you ever put a torch in your mouth” I started cackling
You can really tell that Dan and Phil have been on the road together for too long now, Dan's making Phil’s puns, They spent as much time talking randomly as they did playing, and they are just weirder than normal.
Or maybe it’s just heat stroke. Either or.
Vanessap132 pretty cool I AGREE WITH ALL OF THAT
It’s probs both tbh
I loved it bc it didn’t feel staged or rehearsed
It's probs heat stroke... But I love it
Vanessap132 pretty cool lmao yes
“can we tone down the gordon ramsay by six??” -phil
"takeit TakeIt TAKEIT!"
wow Dan, no wonder that lady asked to be moved
a skull-full of chocolate pretty much
"I'll stir your mum's yeast."
-Dan Howell 2k18
Dan : references MCR
Everyone: *emo sobbing*
* G Note *
That is extremely true😂😭
**in the distance** *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
tanya medel too accurate
“44 degrees Celsius, but for you weirdos in other countries 111 degrees Fahrenheit”
Loved that so much lol 😂 y’all are hilarious 😆 🤣
rb _massey British people, honestly 😂😂😂
Yay, finally temperature I can understand
16:14 “Dan...is...NOTONFIRE!”🔥
*He said it.🙂*
I got an add for a depression medication at 10:56
Omg what perfect timing XD
😂
3 minutes and 19 seconds is how long dan and Phil can talk before they start playing
Your profile picture is everything
Phil: "We should have went on tour together"
-DanandPhil tour 2018
RbnVids he meant will harry😂
He meant them and Harry 😂
Ik i'm joking haha
Okay😂i just wanted to make sure because it took me awhile😂
Cartoon therapy and now THIS I’m LIvInG
I feel u
IKR
SAME
IKR
KirstenIsStrange FELLOW FANDER
*gordon DANsey*
gorDAN Ramsey
Ayyyyeeeee
Sam Anthony YES just YES
Sophie Hamlet i love when pham comments come back to haunt me😩
When phil said ‘Slowly massage me with your words’ I literally turned down the volume of this video because I was afraid of what dan would say
Bethany Pedder literally
This is why the lady wanted a change of room smh
Elphia ελεφαντόδοντο Hdsjjsdknd
i’m honestly surprised that dan didn’t swear in the kitchen
Wub Wub sweaty😂
13:29
Can't believe Dan lost the opportunity to say "You had ONE job"
He had ONE job
onion king?
ogres have layers-
Jessica ONIONS. HAVE. LAYERS.
I SWEAR TO GOD. why are you everywhere?
LORD JESSICA
SoMeBoDy OnCe tOlD mE
shREK IS THAT U
I cant stop thinking about that tweet about the lady wanting to move bc theyre loud and i keep wanting to shoosh them
Dan is an actual rapper. Tyler Joseph is shook.
Hi are you me? THIS IS NOT RAP THIS IS NOT HIP HOP
Twenty One Pilots is bad
Sabrina Rodriguez JUST ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO MAKE DAN SHUT UP
EmoFanGirl was little T is QUAKING
AlexLovesYou is bad
and dan hAD TO BRING UP MCR IN THIS COMPLETELY NON-EMO COOKING GAME JEEZ
xemoquartet IKR
Your pfp is beautiful btw
Lyric Starr loves Gerard Way
thank you my fellow emo rat.
11:46 i love phil and phil games
4:00 I love dan and dan games
0:00-18:30 I love dan and Phil games
*MY BOYS BACK AT IT AGAIN*
Emily loves you yes they are
THE BOYS R BACC
THE BOYS ARE BACK
AYYEEEE YAASSSS
I played this with my parents the other day do you understand how hard that is
i feel you i attempted playing with my dad and there was A LOT of shouting
RIP you
Lol I did too wow I've never been so pissed haha
"im gonna hack it, im gonna hack it, DAN IS NOT ON FIREEEEE"
you
you
yoU
yOU
YOU
*YOU*
Mila Myers as I was reading this that part played
When I'm in charge of a group project
"A car drove into the tour bus and i stayed asleep" SKDNVIDDKNVOFN dan is the biggest mood of 2018
Shahrika T it was in my city and they told us at the show
Shahrika T Dan is the biggest mood for life wdym
i'm sitting here as such a proud arizonan. look at them go, complementing my mountains, complaining about the heat
*macaroni macaroni give me that macaroni*
This better not be replacing ladydoor phil
Whats more stressful then SATs?
Dan and Phil playing this game.
Sea Foam dan and phil playing any game tbh
can we expect a dan vs phil rap intro now?
auphieako *YES*
auphieako please
"for all you weirdos who use fahrenheit," _he says in the u s of a_
I use fahrenheit...
kippers
IKR
THEY ARE IN THE USA RN😂
kippers ikr those beaches
LITRALLY
I got the prawn, I chopped the prawn, and now you're abusing me. XD