Yeah, I came down here to be *that* person and mention that a cut flower is not a living creature - it's the dismembered reproductive organs of a living creature (the whole plant). Which is somehow not better...
@@spikeoramathon”if you don’t do as I say, this is gonna be you!” “You’re gonna cut off my head and run electricity through it?” “Well… not the head YOU’RE thinking of.” “O.O I’ll do whatever you ask!”
15:22 The patience it takes to shade so many tiny water droplets is, in itself and art. Artists who reach this point are absolute mad lads because they've spent years practicing to become as good as they are, and now the whole rest of their life is finding crazy ways to put it to use.
That excavator dig one actually pisses me off because that is without a doubt clay, and you know DAMN WELL it did NOT get to see a kiln EVER. Look at it !! It's so beautifully gray !!!! Natural clay!!!!
That looked like it'd be some high quality stuff too. That consistent texture and depth of it. Could be something like porcelain, and it's just ending up in some other dirt pile when they're done.
They either put it back, or they put it somewhere else. It could still see a kiln. Edit: Okay the more I think about it the sillier you being angry seems? Like, what do you think they did with it? Dumped it in the ocean? That’s about the only way it could be gotten rid of and not be kiln-able because every other place is THE GROUND.
The super long drain clog : reminds me of that scene in Spirited Away where they pull all that junk out of that poor river spirit. I love that scene because it shows the triumph of greater compassion. Most people would have abandoned the polluted river spirit out of disgust, but she helped it anyway. Disgust negates compassion. Beware it, o compassionate one.
Gonna hijack your early comment to inform Jack that that "blockade" looks like one of those sausage-like things they use to redirect and/or filter runoff water... although I have no clue why it was in a culvert, unless for some reason somebody put it there on purpose, I still wouldn't know why But yeah, the river spirit arc in _Spirited Away_ is a gorgeous fable, that kind of thing happens in a lot of the less-widely known Grimm's fairytales, too.
13:06 Imagine spending hundreds of dollars to have this done, only to get pulled over and be forced to remove the tinting because tinted car windows vary in legality between cities.
5:09 That is a snail! Contrary to somewhat common belief, Snails DO grow/build their own shell! Hermit crabs pick up the shells from seasnails and the like who had their life subscription terminated It's the crab that doesn't grow a shell, the snails do! and for a more fun note, Hermit crabs aren't even true crabs! I'm pretty sure they're close to lobsters and shrimp! confusing all around! FUN!
Yes! I believe its a Giant African Land Snail. I have some as pets and yes, they grow their own shells, in captivity they need a calcium source to do it well
@@Adreitz7I bet if you have a dog, you have no idea how to actually care for it, but youd still say you do because you had dogs for all your life so of course you're an expert I these things. You're that kind of person. Judged solely by that one dumb emoji you just had to post.
@@TheCvlt What in the world are you going on about? What possessed you to think it was a good idea to go on RUclips and insult a random stranger? You are certainly not following your supposed credo of "making RUclips a safer place". If you want to have an intellectual argument because you think that waxing your legs using a giant snail is a normal human thing to do and not animal abuse, then let's hear your reasoning. If you just want to yell at a cloud, then kindly see yourself to the door.
9:08 if y'all think that's neat, sometime check out how gravestones were marked in the day. Basically there were these steel letters with little notches on them to make the kerning (space between letters) right - they came in complete sets of caps and lowercase, about 5-8 sizes for each font (my small workshop only had three fonts, but it still took up half the room). Then you'd put the letters onto this board with screws, spelling out the deceased's name and dates and epitaph, and screw the board tight so the letters didn't move. Then put pieces of carbon paper on top, thin drafting paper on top of that, and rub to leave the carbon marks of the lettering on the drafting paper. Add flowers, etc (once I had to do a beer can), carbon the back to make those show up on the back. Then the drafting paper was taken into the shop, where the guys would stretch a piece of rubber over the stone, tape the drafting of the design onto the rubber, and rub it so the carbon paper marks stuck to the rubber. Then they'd take off the paper, cut the rubber away where the letters and lines of the flowers were, then the whole stone with the cut rubber would be rolled into the sandblast room where TONS of sand a second would be blasted across the surface of the stone, cutting the design into the stone up to an eighth inch depth. Just in case anyone at all finds this interesting....
@@thenecroinniceclothes5019 you're welcome. I used to work with senior citizens and one of the best things about the job was hearing their stories about old technology. Fascinaing stuff.
that clip pissed me off bc he said something along the lines of “this is why some species should go extinct” literally made me stop watching because why the fuck would you say thay about somebody’s pet? or even any animal??? that’s obviously stupid
Okay I have a little info on the clogged drain thing, if there is major construction going on in your area and they’re using a good construction company. Then the company lays down these heavy mesh filter rolls in front of any storm drains there, in hopes of catching all their debris. Most of the time it works just fine, but with real serious storm it becomes a great pipe clogger.
1:20 listen- you joke **you joke** and yet that's genuinely good advice, doing sections at a time makes it significantly less daunting and speaking as someone who executive dysfunctions all the time it genuinely is helpful.
My Science teacher had the misfortune of picking me to volunteer & touch a Tessla-coil before activating it; telling everyone, "Now its turned on, anyone near it will be zapped.", at which point I prevented him from flipping the switch off: I just kept making him flinch backward between verbal-threats, & reaching to flip-it-off; I zapped him repeatedly. I'm not one to pick for volunteer audience participation; I knotted a performer into his straight-jacket routine, & he struggled in fetal position for a 1/2hr.
If that was really you as a kid next to that horse, I would have loved to be your friend when i was a kid. I grew up with horses, and that kid next to the horse looked friendly 😊
10:30 When my parents were looking at houses in the 90s, they walked into, like, their 3rd choice for location for the first time and were greeted by a big front room with spiraling swirls covering the entire ceiling. My mom said that she immediately knew that this house was the ONE. It's very unexpectedly old-fashioned elegant for a house that was built in the 50s. That was 1996, and they plan to leave that house - as our next-door-neighbor used to say - in a box.
1:18 tbh it looks better before because the grass is greener and there's small white flowers, it looks sad after and too perfect XD but i don't like those type of 'garden' so that's as much as i can say lol.
4:12 so what happened there is that the pipe is damaged somewhere down the line and tree roots of grown into said pipe and that’s what it looks like when you pull out the tree roots
12:30 Do you not realize basically every house on the gulf coast and southeast coast of the US has this happen at least once a year now? This is nothing. They'll just build a new one, watch it fall apart in the several annual hurricanes, build a new one, watch it fall apart, ad infinitum.
@@wasdered1034 It's complicated, but basically stupidity and/or greed. It's catching up with them though. Home insurance companies are pulling out of places like Florida because houses are guaranteed to get destroyed every year.
1:16 I hate to say it but I prefer the untrimmed version. There are flowers at least XD I hope they plant some stuff cuz the 2nd pic looks empty to me Also 4:46 I need the og video
2:40 Meanwhile, in Japan... Jack, the difference is that machine tools allow anyone to do a reasonably-good job at something it takes a 9:07 level of skill to do without a machine tool. Not as creatively, but still much, much better. Me, I love the simplicity and permanence of these old tools... if we lose our electronics, or our unlimited access to electricity, the old precision hand tools will still be usable, allowing us to keep making beautiful things, ourselves.
15:40 That's why AI will never be as good as real art The fact that a human has that much talent in art and it looks that good is mind blowing Nobody is that impressed by a machine making something, that's what it's programmed to do, nobody is surprised But a human that's just like you or me who can do that when we can't? And we have the ability to learn to do that ourselves if we try? That's amazing
Man, i never heard someone sound so negative while watching oddly satisfying ... Bro sees someone painting a pretty picture and goes existencially depressing for no reason
The bug montage from 5:30 was a freaking trial. That sh!t needed to come with a warning 😅 At least now I know I want bugs to fade onto the screen slowly 😭
Reminder to anyone feeling bad and thinking "but they have talent, I'm just shit": its not talent, they have had practice. It's practice, and maybe a good teacher. That is it. Also they may have done the craft for years and honed it though that, if you haven't Actively practiced as long, why would your compare yourself to them? You are comparing your baby-aged skills to their skill that has grown as long as an adult possibly. Do you compare a baby to a full grown man? No, you see that it has not just grown yet. It still has the same potential. Don't kick your baby just because it has not grown yet. Give it time, give it practice, give yourself patience.
“Hi, I’m Thor, & I welcome you to New York.”
Nigeria
@@NavareinAfrica
The UK
Russia
America
0:50 "Pulsinjg out of this 'Living' creature", Jack says about a decapitated flower.
Yeah, I came down here to be *that* person and mention that a cut flower is not a living creature - it's the dismembered reproductive organs of a living creature (the whole plant). Which is somehow not better...
@@spikeoramathon Mushroom is the only dick I eat.
@@spikeoramathon”if you don’t do as I say, this is gonna be you!”
“You’re gonna cut off my head and run electricity through it?”
“Well… not the head YOU’RE thinking of.”
“O.O I’ll do whatever you ask!”
@@alexismyers6053 Yikes. I don't know whether to laugh or squirm...
@@spikeoramathon Squirm. Definitely squirm.
15:22 The patience it takes to shade so many tiny water droplets is, in itself and art. Artists who reach this point are absolute mad lads because they've spent years practicing to become as good as they are, and now the whole rest of their life is finding crazy ways to put it to use.
That excavator dig one actually pisses me off because that is without a doubt clay, and you know DAMN WELL it did NOT get to see a kiln EVER. Look at it !! It's so beautifully gray !!!! Natural clay!!!!
Just imagine all the beautiful pottery you could have made with that clay
That looked like it'd be some high quality stuff too. That consistent texture and depth of it. Could be something like porcelain, and it's just ending up in some other dirt pile when they're done.
They either put it back, or they put it somewhere else. It could still see a kiln.
Edit: Okay the more I think about it the sillier you being angry seems? Like, what do you think they did with it? Dumped it in the ocean? That’s about the only way it could be gotten rid of and not be kiln-able because every other place is THE GROUND.
The super long drain clog : reminds me of that scene in Spirited Away where they pull all that junk out of that poor river spirit.
I love that scene because it shows the triumph of greater compassion. Most people would have abandoned the polluted river spirit out of disgust, but she helped it anyway.
Disgust negates compassion. Beware it, o compassionate one.
Gonna hijack your early comment to inform Jack that that "blockade" looks like one of those sausage-like things they use to redirect and/or filter runoff water... although I have no clue why it was in a culvert, unless for some reason somebody put it there on purpose, I still wouldn't know why
But yeah, the river spirit arc in _Spirited Away_ is a gorgeous fable, that kind of thing happens in a lot of the less-widely known Grimm's fairytales, too.
13:06 Imagine spending hundreds of dollars to have this done, only to get pulled over and be forced to remove the tinting because tinted car windows vary in legality between cities.
You heard me right. Vary between cities. Not states. CITIES.
Well, AFAIK in the EU it's generally forbidden to tint the front windows. So the US is slightly behind on regulating such stuff on a global level.
5:09 That is a snail!
Contrary to somewhat common belief, Snails DO grow/build their own shell!
Hermit crabs pick up the shells from seasnails and the like who had their life subscription terminated
It's the crab that doesn't grow a shell, the snails do!
and for a more fun note, Hermit crabs aren't even true crabs!
I'm pretty sure they're close to lobsters and shrimp!
confusing all around! FUN!
Yes! I believe its a Giant African Land Snail. I have some as pets and yes, they grow their own shells, in captivity they need a calcium source to do it well
11:06 "...ACCEPT FOR YOU 5X70 WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?!?!ITS A MESS!!CLEAN UP YOUR ACT!!!"
Omg I can't with that one😂😂
I was thrilled when Jack mentioned that one as it was driving me bonkers!
Jack i gotta say that the mirror joke was gold
5:20 I believe that was a giant African land snail. I used to know someone who had some as pets and they used them to 'wax' their leg hair
🤮
@@Adreitz7I bet if you have a dog, you have no idea how to actually care for it, but youd still say you do because you had dogs for all your life so of course you're an expert I these things.
You're that kind of person.
Judged solely by that one dumb emoji you just had to post.
@@TheCvlt What in the world are you going on about? What possessed you to think it was a good idea to go on RUclips and insult a random stranger? You are certainly not following your supposed credo of "making RUclips a safer place". If you want to have an intellectual argument because you think that waxing your legs using a giant snail is a normal human thing to do and not animal abuse, then let's hear your reasoning. If you just want to yell at a cloud, then kindly see yourself to the door.
'Untidy' with flowers was actually a lot more pleasing than the 'tidy' version. Gardens are for plants, not concrete shapes.
Not when you're trying to break into the house, the flower would produce noises, awaking the owner
yah it went from looking like beautiful nature to shitty fake grass or dying one…
0:03 and thus, the Monument Mythos began
"I gotta get back in sync with the video now." ~Someone who's gonna have their audio accidentally put ahead of the video during editing.
*wrath*
The Australian freaking out about big bugs is freaking hilarious
9:08 if y'all think that's neat, sometime check out how gravestones were marked in the day. Basically there were these steel letters with little notches on them to make the kerning (space between letters) right - they came in complete sets of caps and lowercase, about 5-8 sizes for each font (my small workshop only had three fonts, but it still took up half the room).
Then you'd put the letters onto this board with screws, spelling out the deceased's name and dates and epitaph, and screw the board tight so the letters didn't move. Then put pieces of carbon paper on top, thin drafting paper on top of that, and rub to leave the carbon marks of the lettering on the drafting paper. Add flowers, etc (once I had to do a beer can), carbon the back to make those show up on the back.
Then the drafting paper was taken into the shop, where the guys would stretch a piece of rubber over the stone, tape the drafting of the design onto the rubber, and rub it so the carbon paper marks stuck to the rubber. Then they'd take off the paper, cut the rubber away where the letters and lines of the flowers were, then the whole stone with the cut rubber would be rolled into the sandblast room where TONS of sand a second would be blasted across the surface of the stone, cutting the design into the stone up to an eighth inch depth.
Just in case anyone at all finds this interesting....
Thanks, Spike! Very cool!
@@thenecroinniceclothes5019 you're welcome. I used to work with senior citizens and one of the best things about the job was hearing their stories about old technology. Fascinaing stuff.
oh, that bug clip was just... yikes. for anyone else w a bug phobia, pause at ~4:46 'from egg to adult' and skip to 5:57
that clip pissed me off bc he said something along the lines of “this is why some species should go extinct” literally made me stop watching because why the fuck would you say thay about somebody’s pet? or even any animal??? that’s obviously stupid
Seeing an Emkay video one minute after going live is oddly satisfying too 😊
4:26 "I mean- this things huge-- it's clearly at LEAST six inches long."
Technically true.
6:52 thats unironicly a good inspirational quote
3:44 I LOVE CLAY YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Knew it wasn't Jack.
The art pieces? Gorgeous.
Okay I have a little info on the clogged drain thing, if there is major construction going on in your area and they’re using a good construction company. Then the company lays down these heavy mesh filter rolls in front of any storm drains there, in hopes of catching all their debris. Most of the time it works just fine, but with real serious storm it becomes a great pipe clogger.
15:30 proof that computers are no match to the creativity of the human mind
So far.
That last one is criminally satisfying 😭
1:20 listen- you joke **you joke** and yet that's genuinely good advice, doing sections at a time makes it significantly less daunting and speaking as someone who executive dysfunctions all the time it genuinely is helpful.
0:02 Democracy is non-negotiable!
Fallout
“Patriotism is Non-negotiable” (idk if they’re different quotes or not lol)
@@FivePebbles-e8s i don't remember him sayin' patriotism
@@GunsAndAmmo3 I think he did. Lemme see if I can find it
@@GunsAndAmmo3 nvm ur right
14:25 bro landed a Nat 20 on an acrobatics check
5:42 pretty big egg for such a small critter (by comparison)
I love bugs insects and arachnids. Sooooo fascinating. Entomology is so fun.
Some of those little goobers were so cool :3
Goddamn, those flips off that water slide had me saying, "holy shit, what the fuck?" out loud. So cool.
"Her Torch is the captured Lighting;
And her name: Mother of Exiles"
Expectation: ooh satisfying stuff I am so excited to feel good
Reality: why do these people have talent that I don't?
1:35 holy shit ive seen the exact same slicer
not a remake, but EXACTLY the same
5:42 they are badass and you can't convince me otherwise
My Science teacher had the misfortune of picking me to volunteer & touch a Tessla-coil before activating it; telling everyone, "Now its turned on, anyone near it will be zapped.", at which point I prevented him from flipping the switch off: I just kept making him flinch backward between verbal-threats, & reaching to flip-it-off; I zapped him repeatedly. I'm not one to pick for volunteer audience participation; I knotted a performer into his straight-jacket routine, & he struggled in fetal position for a 1/2hr.
If that was really you as a kid next to that horse, I would have loved to be your friend when i was a kid. I grew up with horses, and that kid next to the horse looked friendly 😊
Now Jack, if all ugly things didn’t exist, I wouldn’t be here, liking your videos.
*A family of five loses their house*
The oddly satisfying subreddit: that looks cool
1:19 duuuude im cleaning my room as i listen. Thats a wild coincidence
The only Chanel I fall asleep to on purpose ❤
That tent will peel real soon.
10:30 When my parents were looking at houses in the 90s, they walked into, like, their 3rd choice for location for the first time and were greeted by a big front room with spiraling swirls covering the entire ceiling. My mom said that she immediately knew that this house was the ONE. It's very unexpectedly old-fashioned elegant for a house that was built in the 50s. That was 1996, and they plan to leave that house - as our next-door-neighbor used to say - in a box.
I always love when someone calls me a snack ❤😂
10:55 i bursted into laughter JACK PLEASE
The flower is NOT alive if you pick it.
9:58 I want that painting now just take my money !
I just opened YT and bam, Emkay video from 12s ago
How do I only watch the EmKay videos where you narrate😂
the statue of liberty has been given magic
14:03 Waterslide Diving should be an Olympic sport. Especially over "breaking".
"ZEUS! STRIKE ME DOWN IF I VAPE!"
jay just randomly discovering that an hermit crab is an arthropods and so they indeed come from an egg
2:02
A decision was made here
3:17 it all makes sense why Jack is assigned to gym subreddits.
1:51 That is a Lidl bread slicer.
You can just put the water to boil, turn off the stove and the egg/potato will finish itself.
(don't know if this works with an induction stove)
14:24 THAT WAS AN SMOOTH MOVES!!! 🔥🤯🔥
that huge thing is either a grasshopper or leaf bug, most are leaf/stickbugs
1:18 tbh it looks better before because the grass is greener and there's small white flowers, it looks sad after and too perfect XD but i don't like those type of 'garden' so that's as much as i can say lol.
5:01 Morpho butterflies are so pretty. I think that’s what it is, anyway.
4:48 as someone who adores bugs (a LOT) this is genuinely some of the coolest shit I’ve seen in awhile
4:00 Pure clay deposit. Worth some money,
0:01 god is pissed
4:12 so what happened there is that the pipe is damaged somewhere down the line and tree roots of grown into said pipe and that’s what it looks like when you pull out the tree roots
1:07 all I see is a of plants having been wiped out
Those water droplets when AHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh…..
That "gay in front of the mirror" joke was funny in SO many more levels than sexuality ^^
6:09 just saying, 3-5 min eggs are delicious and yes you eat them while they are still in the shell
. . . The . . . *_THE WATER DROPLETS T^T_* YOU KILLED THEM!! You killed them when they were at their greatest but you said NO.
6:12 I know the name of that building! It's River House Condo's in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
12:30 Do you not realize basically every house on the gulf coast and southeast coast of the US has this happen at least once a year now?
This is nothing. They'll just build a new one, watch it fall apart in the several annual hurricanes, build a new one, watch it fall apart, ad infinitum.
why is the house made out of wood? Why wont tey build it out of concrete?
@@wasdered1034 It's complicated, but basically stupidity and/or greed.
It's catching up with them though. Home insurance companies are pulling out of places like Florida because houses are guaranteed to get destroyed every year.
That's a special tree xd
Oddly satisfying, my favorite
4:59
Love from a BlueTheNerd and Vaush fan!
1:16 I hate to say it but I prefer the untrimmed version. There are flowers at least XD I hope they plant some stuff cuz the 2nd pic looks empty to me
Also 4:46 I need the og video
0:59 it’s already dead
7:00 Can...can you buy that machine? I want that machine.
Jack, it's fine, you can go full Aussie.
6:20 ah yes paint colors
12:58 I want to kick it.
2:40 Meanwhile, in Japan...
Jack, the difference is that machine tools allow anyone to do a reasonably-good job at something it takes a 9:07 level of skill to do without a machine tool. Not as creatively, but still much, much better. Me, I love the simplicity and permanence of these old tools... if we lose our electronics, or our unlimited access to electricity, the old precision hand tools will still be usable, allowing us to keep making beautiful things, ourselves.
finally a familliar voice * insertpeepoblankieemote*
14:01 Olympics needs to take some notes, this could be the next big thing!
As someone who has BPD that comment on the bread really hurt me hand
15:40 That's why AI will never be as good as real art
The fact that a human has that much talent in art and it looks that good is mind blowing
Nobody is that impressed by a machine making something, that's what it's programmed to do, nobody is surprised
But a human that's just like you or me who can do that when we can't? And we have the ability to learn to do that ourselves if we try? That's amazing
Man, i never heard someone sound so negative while watching oddly satisfying ...
Bro sees someone painting a pretty picture and goes existencially depressing for no reason
The bug montage from 5:30 was a freaking trial. That sh!t needed to come with a warning 😅 At least now I know I want bugs to fade onto the screen slowly 😭
At 5:12 that "shell" looks like a boop noodle to me (snake)
6:18 *Paint color samples*
i am just now noticing that the emkay background is animated
14:19 A new Olympic sport?
Not so oddly satisfying but I recently cleaned the rims on my moped and realized they were chrome, now they’re very shiny :3
Now you can never let the shiny be dirtied again
statue of smiting XD
5:50 ok fair enough, ill just leave
4:40 samples of what, laxatives or poop
Hairy toast
why the hell was he so passive agressive about the flower one
Day 199 of guessing the editor.
0:10 Greg Zhao.
5:20 is a giant African snail
Reminder to anyone feeling bad and thinking "but they have talent, I'm just shit": its not talent, they have had practice. It's practice, and maybe a good teacher. That is it.
Also they may have done the craft for years and honed it though that, if you haven't Actively practiced as long, why would your compare yourself to them? You are comparing your baby-aged skills to their skill that has grown as long as an adult possibly. Do you compare a baby to a full grown man? No, you see that it has not just grown yet. It still has the same potential. Don't kick your baby just because it has not grown yet.
Give it time, give it practice, give yourself patience.