You Have to Dial 1 First | Two and a Half Men

“She does have a set of lungs on her.”
Season 7 Episode 1: 818-jklpuzo
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[@ecamp6360]

She didn't even ask about Jake.

[@summertime6785]

2:11-2:25 Loved this part.😂😂😂

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

Me too

[@redips]

0:48 Charlie is growling at Alan 😂😂🤣

[@Aemilius46]

The men getting so mad at Alan certainly don't know what loyalty is! 😂😂

[@NeoXtreme_Gaming]

Sorry to burst your bubble but Alan is being a petty asshole cause he found out if Mia married Charlie, he was gonna be homeless.

[@kwakithailand]

Are you confusing "leeching" with loyalty?

[@masteryoda394]

Definitely

[@arielbanks5557]

​@@kwakithailandHe's pointing out the fact he's engaged so Mia will back off and Charlie will easily jump her bones.

[@OmariObinna]

Are you a girl?

[@aristidastankus8043]

At least Alan was not wearing shorts in the cafe otherwise he would have blisters

[@jackcuellar357]

I hope that coffee was hot.

[@reisekeller6859]

EXACTLY what Alan deserves! Every time he meddles, someone else pays the price.

[@baal1999]

2:16 That is what Alan deserves.

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

Thank you

[@joemag6032]

Charlie was just helping Alan rinse off the toothpaste.

[@sanzianagoglinache8696]

Sure

[@ryanbowald2425]

Normally Charlie is out of line but Alan deserved it

[@POPLSEV7]

No good Alan, not a brother move at all🤔charlie🤣💯👍

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

Shut up, Alan.

[@alienated4747]

You are always active in comment section. Must be a fan of TAAHM

[@afonsodeportugal]

@@alienated4747 Or maybe he's Charlie Sheen himself. Maybe I'm Jon Cryer. And maybe you're Holland Taylor!

[@alienated4747]

@@afonsodeportugal I wish I was that savage.

[@afonsodeportugal]

@@alienated4747 You can be. You just have to watch Two and a Half Men! 😜

[@tylersmith9465]

Awkward situation

[@tatianavelasco1335]

Charlie needs to be engaged

[@kevinj1968]

Best show ever!

[@Lokiproooo]

Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

[@user-kq9rk9cf7x]

All good things come to an end. Someday..... so did this show.sigh!

[@Aemilius46]

For you Charlie fanboy's sure, not the rest of us! 🙂

[@shorteditz885]

​@@Aemilius46so u really think aston was better than charlie

[@mudithabandara8575]

Celine is a super singer ✌️

[@tylersmith9465]

After all charlie did to alan charlie deserve pay back

[@andrewbao6373]

My favourite part

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

Mia is gorgeous, but Chelsea is a buxom GODDESS

[@marcuspeters3894]

Alan some time you need to hush

[@patrickdornoff2735]

He's looking out for his brother he's a great guy for doing so

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

​@@patrickdornoff2735Nope. He needs to butt out and mind his own business.

[@afonsodeportugal]

@@anthonyvasquezactor He's just trying to guarantee that he doesn't lose "his" beach house. Mia wanted to kick him out, remember? 😜

[@Aemilius46]

​@@anthonyvasquezactorAnd Charlie needs to be a better fiance! But I get it, men like you don't know the meaning of loyalty!

[@Tylanjamison96]

He needed to hush all the time

[@erkful]

Alan needs his face rearranged

[@pinedapopi]

Oxofempal?

[@summertime6785]

Charlie: Proceeds to poor hot coffee onto Alan’s lap.

[@aristidastankus8043]

@@summertime6785 Alan: (winces in pain) Hot! Hot! Hot! Aah!

[@lilJimmyJim]

@@aristidastankus8043 "You Have to Dial One First"

[@Nick_Simpson007]

You have to dial 1 first 😂

[@thepoke-catcher5971]

2:16

[@roshanvlogs_0721]

Who came here after watching Instagram reel❤❤❤

[@tylersmith9465]

What about Evelyn situation Gloria maybe Alan and Charlie half sister

[@tylersmith9465]

Should bertha evelyne Chelsea Kandi Mia and rose be aware about alan and Judith situation

[@patrickdornoff2735]

There's no Bertha in the show

[@tylersmith9465]

I mean berda

[@tylersmith9465]

Should the ladies know about alan and Judith situation

[@andychang2739]

Mia was so hot