42:30 "Alright, uh movie first the one first movie we're gonna wa- uh talk about is Zero Dark Thirty. Which is a documentary about the su- hunt for la Osama Bin Laden. One of the original bad guys in cinema, and in the world. And uh as all we as we all remember so many years ago, uh couple years ago we had the death of Osama Bin Laden. Killed in action after uh, we spent years hunting him for the murder of 911 and who was responsible for terrible terror, and uh men- about the men and women who did take him out and killed him. And uh, all the work that went into going through that with the uh sea- men- uh navy seals, and the attack on uh, his compound because of.. where they knew where he was. And uh.... it also goes through some-a how har- the hardships that went through with getting that done. And it goes through the uh 'til the end, uhm... and this was a very important documentary, uh about this killing. Uh, very sobering reminder of... uh-m-of ..... "
Never thought I'd ever watch a 12 hour video on youtube. It took weeks but worth every minute. Can't believe I've never heard of this series before 2022. Thanks for putting this together!!
Its amazing, right? If the Office is the pinnacle of British mocu-humour, (I guess thats up for debate) this is the pinnacle American mocu. Its so subtle and the lore is so deep
I feel like this line wouldnt fit with the cannon today. That was before it was established that Gregg HATES all forms of media besides movies. He barely admits that music is acceptable as a part of movies. He INSISTS that music is only ever an afterthought in a movie just "thrown in" at the end. The Gregg of season 5 and beyond would never read a book when you could watch a movie instead.
@@crazypath573 yeah I think there’s a bit of work that actors/writers do behind the scenes that makes them good money. I am sooo curious about what the budget is for this show and how much they pay their actors and what the profits are. I hope they release a bunch of behind the scenes when/if it’s ever over
If you like those suggestions, you would love I.Q. with Walter Matthau. It's not a great movie, but it's a classic and they've never featured it on popcorn classics.
@@p4t21ck "it's not a great movie, but it's a classic" is the most Gregg thing that could be said (except praising the great Peter Jackson and his Hobbit trilogy).
Watching all these back to back really drives home how many GREAT films get made every single year by Hollywood. So many that I forget the majority of them ever existed, which is a real shame for a movie head like me. A real movie freak. There's just not enough hours in the day
i put this on for my cat before leaving for work, came home with 2 minutes left in the video and my cat snoozing next to the tv. Thank you On Cinnamon!
One of my favorite things about Tim heidecker, and one of his biggest contributions to comedy in my opinion, isn’t even how amazing and fleshed out all of his characters are. It’s that they’re ALL called Tim heidecker, they all dress the same but they’re all totally different people. From the tim in Tim and Eric, to the Tim in on cinema, to the Tim in his standup, to Tim in real life, even how they act in public interviews is almost its own character and thing like the red lobster bit, because how they talk in interviews and talk shows is different then how they talk on Tim and Eric, yet it’s still not how they are in real life either
“5 bags of popcorn and maybe a little cell phone so you can call 911 if that ever happens to you” “Well that’s very thoughtful Gregg” “Thank you” 😂 like throwing in an imaginary cell phone for a hypothetical scenario in which a cell phone would be of no use, Tim praising that gesture, and Gregg thanking him for that praise…perfect interaction
Tim reading the list of Joe Estevez's movies for 4 minutes straight is the most abrasive thing he's ever done. He should've been prosecuted for that alone.
As a movie buff that cares about runtime, I must point out that this video is only 11 hours 35 mins and 57 seconds and not the stated 12 hours. 5 bags of popcorn.
@@joebusiness4237Well that would be nice, however the maximum bags of popcorn is 5 so you quite literally could not give it 6 bags. 4 bags of popcorn and one extra bag of popcorn. And a soda.
I knew a devotee would pick up the mantle after the last guy got the tap on the shoulder to join the on cinema cult. Thank you for keeping this alive it’s on my daily rotation ✊🏽
I'd say I'd like to take a looksee at the Outtakes reel, but both of these gentlemen are top notch so it's obvious such a thing doesn't exist. I give 12 hours of On Cinema 6 bags of popcorn, 100 cups of sodie-pop, 10 trips to the bathroom, and 2 recharges of my bluetooth headphones.
I thought he was mispronouncing it for the past like 4 times I’ve seen that episode because I was too lazy to even read it and just assumed obviously he must be
No lie, I think over the years Gregg has started actually feel the whole punched down part, and is becoming that character. It doesn't help that Tim hasn't landed a joke in ages. They've both adopted their personas.
I love that they go out of the way to create visuals for the Greg's random ratings. "A little toy pistol filled with a soft drink". And there it is, a visual of a toy pistol filled with soft drink :D Edit: I love Greg's ability to look heart broken whenever Tim reminds him this is HIS show.
Gregg is one of my favorite guests.
Are you the person who's been sending him all those cards and letters?
@@mennoknight78 I've sent my fair share of cards but just haven't been able to properly express my feelings in the form of a letter.
@@Jethro7e Whether cards or letters, you're a well-wisher. And that's what counts.
Gregg is definitely in the top 5 of all time guests.
Larry Turman is still the best imo
@@jefftaylor1186 Larry is senile. feel sorry for anyone who takes his film school course. they’re wasting college credits - and SC is not cheap
“Two 5 Bags - that’s ten bags of popcorn…”
“That’s dinner for somebody” - Gregg
Osama Bin Laden, one of the original bad guys in cinema
And the world!
He caused terrible terror.
i love putting this on as a sleep aid and waking up to a completely different tim haircut
Or random injuries
Why do we do this to ourselves 🤣🤣🤣
I do this every night with your son
Or wake up to the On Cinema On Location intro, or the Popcorn Classics
five bags of popcorn for this comment
this is my comfort show
Me too, idk why but something about it is so disarming even though the show is so incredibly awkward haha
Same, I can somehow just keep it running in the background even though I think I've seen every special and episode multiple times lol.
Me too it feels like a warm hug...
Same here. There's a comfy aspect to it that's hard to describe.
Actually just like tim heidecker its unfunny and boring 😊@@thatpart
I watch this 2 times a day.
“Give or take a few minutes”
I just watch it at x0.5 speed to fill the day
@@DanielTheFreak I can think of a hundred worse ways to spend the day...
Minimum
I’m stuck in an all seasons loop, for about two months now, that keeps getting deeper. It’s just better than any alternative.
Tim has some of the most versatile hair ever
"Oh God, What can you a say about Spongebob? He's an American Institution. Having on the big screen, where he belongs, is kind of a thrill."
“It’s not a good movie but I gotta hand it to the director for making a great film.”
It's a different kind of movie, I hate to say.. but In a good way so I loved it
Very interesting sci-fi movie for me, I give it 2 bags of popcorn because I thought it was not very interesting.
I think things are going well considering things, all things considered
This movie gets five bags of popcorn easily, with ten bags of soda. Aaand I’m giving it five bags of soda.
@Raiden Anson hey you guys have the same first name that's funny. It seems to be a scam app but maybe it works for people called Raiden
it started out so tame. this series is an actual masterpiece
30x better than 30 Rock,
99x better than Brooklyn 99,
2x better than 2 Broke Girls.
5 bagger, 3 cups of soda.
What deep lore.
It's such an absurd and intricate joke you cannot simply explain it, you need to experience it.
Why do you love it?
Yeah you truly don’t realize how unhinged it is until you go back to ep 1
I love how the popcorn classic music is always 500% louder than the rest of the audio
Same for “…On Location” 😂
This show is so deep, many important funny meaningful comments are made after the lights go off and the episode is "over"
42:30 "Alright, uh movie first the one first movie we're gonna wa- uh talk about is Zero Dark Thirty. Which is a documentary about the su- hunt for la Osama Bin Laden. One of the original bad guys in cinema, and in the world. And uh as all we as we all remember so many years ago, uh couple years ago we had the death of Osama Bin Laden. Killed in action after uh, we spent years hunting him for the murder of 911 and who was responsible for terrible terror, and uh men- about the men and women who did take him out and killed him. And uh, all the work that went into going through that with the uh sea- men- uh navy seals, and the attack on uh, his compound because of.. where they knew where he was. And uh.... it also goes through some-a how har- the hardships that went through with getting that done. And it goes through the uh 'til the end, uhm... and this was a very important documentary, uh about this killing. Uh, very sobering reminder of... uh-m-of ..... "
No way you took the time to write all this 😂
You’re a goat
Reading along to this made me realize how Tim is so good at misspeaking that it seems natural 😂
lmao
"I'm a perfect person. The people around me are flawed and full of shit."
Tim Heidecker
So truee
Stolen quote from HRH King Donald the Magnificent God Emperor of all Creation & Earth. “We’re coming for you all!!! #1000 years of #maga
Timestamp mandatory.
@@Smokey298 Yeah. Where the fuck is it?!
@@animatronicalien 6:43:22
Thank you so much. I used to fall asleep to this every night. This is such a blessing
Me too dude so perfect
When you got dreams with 5 bag movies in them you can't lose
I WILL GO TO BED SLEEPING EVERY NIGHT
if you fell asleep, it's not good. May be you have narcolepsia
Been doing it, literally, for years now
Favorite bit is how post-production's always able to draw an icon of whatever random thing gregg adds to his rating
lol
@@TitoLounge11 😂 mine too. Let's hear it for the mini whistle, spyglass, toy keepsake and many more.
@@thatparthow about that “weird bag of candy?” “Like crackers wrapped in seaweed or something” 😂
It is indeed a production. Six five bags popcorn
the rehab tickets hahahaha
Tim consistently saying "bags of soda" makes me chuckle every time
Funny thing is bags of soda exist in the carribean and South America.
I ordered a gallon of ice tea from Popeyes and I got it in a bag. I was very confused
@@TronBonneVonnethat is funny
If i dont get 12 hours of on cinema a day i go to a baaaad place
You shouldn’t have any opinion on that *rips vape pen*
Watch it twice a day, and call Heihealth Urgent Care if symptoms persist.
I’m addicted to this, not in a literal medical sense but I don’t think I could live without it
You'll be fine once the perckies kick in.
I try not to breathe out of my nose when I watch
It's so good that they're still making THESE KINDS of RUclips videos!
1:43:28
It ah is sure u know isn’t it
When you've got RUclips videos like On Cinema in them, you can't lose!
i'm so glad that the "HEY GUYS" catchphrase was literally the first thing turkington said in this series at all
It's impossible to see the words "hey guys" or "it's movie time" without hearing the exact cadence that Gregg has used for a decade+.
Better than the rest of the internet. Thank God I decided to quit scrolling and just go straight to On Cinema.
With 12 hours of cinema in them you can't lose!
Don’t forget it’s 12 hours of On Cinema At The Cinema, and 3 minutes of On Cinema On Popcorn
Never thought I'd ever watch a 12 hour video on youtube. It took weeks but worth every minute. Can't believe I've never heard of this series before 2022. Thanks for putting this together!!
Welcome to the family. On Cinema will grow with you for years to come.
One of us, one of us
Its amazing, right? If the Office is the pinnacle of British mocu-humour, (I guess thats up for debate) this is the pinnacle American mocu. Its so subtle and the lore is so deep
you gotta watch the oscar specials as well.
@@warhedd because it pulls from decades of Tim and Eric’s humor imo
39:51 “If you haven’t read the Hobbit what hole have you been living in? A Hobbit hole?”
He said that in such a combative way. I felt borderline attacked
Bilbo Baggins is something of a personal hero to me
I feel like this line wouldnt fit with the cannon today. That was before it was established that Gregg HATES all forms of media besides movies. He barely admits that music is acceptable as a part of movies. He INSISTS that music is only ever an afterthought in a movie just "thrown in" at the end.
The Gregg of season 5 and beyond would never read a book when you could watch a movie instead.
My bedtime routine is smoking a blunt and watching this video, it’s a real treat
Oh man, you can’t watch this show without smoking up some serious pot
Preferably a nice thc vape@@christdolphin69
@@christdolphin69 Nerds.
Can I watch you sleep?
@@BengalCatChilli I insist
Honestly this show gives me the most laughs out of anything I’ve watched. I know they don’t make much money off of these but I certainly appreciate it
Smurfs is this, Smurfs is that.
I think Tim and the gang are doing okay. After all, they have somehow been surviving all these years in LA California
@@crazypath573 yeah I think there’s a bit of work that actors/writers do behind the scenes that makes them good money. I am sooo curious about what the budget is for this show and how much they pay their actors and what the profits are. I hope they release a bunch of behind the scenes when/if it’s ever over
Plp
Then be a true buff and buy a hat.
I always love how someone with 'two first names' bothers Tim.
“Mexican name”
It bothers me
"Clive Owen"
@@Wellington-nl7vm not my kinda humor
This show has opened my eyes to so many popcorn classics that I didn't even know existed.
These popcorn classics are so delightfully terrible…way to go, Greg
If you like those suggestions, you would love I.Q. with Walter Matthau. It's not a great movie, but it's a classic and they've never featured it on popcorn classics.
@@p4t21ck interesting. interesting that you’d bring that movie up if you didn’t like it.
@@p4t21ck "it's not a great movie, but it's a classic" is the most Gregg thing that could be said (except praising the great Peter Jackson and his Hobbit trilogy).
Movies that _should_ have been Oscar winners, but y'know, sometimes Oscar gets it wrong.
What they really need is more awards.
"I've been eating a lot of bisons, which of course are very rich in amiba acids"
Hahah I fucking died when he said it hahhahaah. Amoeba acids 🤣
It's at 5:36:05 😂
this is without doubt the best thing on the internet
Thank you 🙏 if they take this down , I’ll personally make sure they never see the light of day again
The deep reference pool of the On Cinema fanbase never ceases to amaze me
The "Oh God" arc may be the best part of this series
5:43:35
I still think Gregg had Ayaka deported after his tape got damaged.
No Tim got her deported so Gregg wouldnt blame him for stealing the tape
Watching all these back to back really drives home how many GREAT films get made every single year by Hollywood. So many that I forget the majority of them ever existed, which is a real shame for a movie head like me. A real movie freak. There's just not enough hours in the day
The disappointment on Gregg's face when Mark says he doesn't eat popcorn when watching movies has me absolutely deceased.
the net……………the net
Timestamp!?
I admire how passive aggressive and deadpan Gregg gets towards the end.
Such vitriol in his eyes
I have been waiting for this since it got removed. Five bags and a tub of soda
And throw in a ruler too because there's twelve inches on a ruler and this compilation is 12 hours long.
@@p4t21ck I read that in Gregg’s voice
@@p4t21ck very thoughtful, thank you
@@SpannyShot it’d be weird if you didn’t!
10:04:14 so im addicted to this…not in a medical sense…but i dont think i can live without it
The reading of every one of Joe's credits was incredible
i put this on for my cat before leaving for work, came home with 2 minutes left in the video and my cat snoozing next to the tv. Thank you On Cinnamon!
I love how none of these people need to associate with each other & yet no matter what happens to each of them, they all come back for more.
I watch this entire video at least three times, every day. Five bags of popcorn.
"If you give this less than 5 bags of popcorn I will personally make sure you never see the light of day again."
I watch this whole video on my lunch break every day
This is the greatest thing that I've ever seen.
i was never a tim and eric fan growing up, but this series is truly a masterpiece.
Every episode they learn to hate each other more and more. Brilliant. They really played the long game with this incredible non-comedy.
11:15:16 - "I'm gonna burn this fuckin' theatre down!" - Tim
As co-host, it’s really generous of Gregg to let Tim make the intro every week
One of my favorite things about Tim heidecker, and one of his biggest contributions to comedy in my opinion, isn’t even how amazing and fleshed out all of his characters are. It’s that they’re ALL called Tim heidecker, they all dress the same but they’re all totally different people. From the tim in Tim and Eric, to the Tim in on cinema, to the Tim in his standup, to Tim in real life, even how they act in public interviews is almost its own character and thing like the red lobster bit, because how they talk in interviews and talk shows is different then how they talk on Tim and Eric, yet it’s still not how they are in real life either
he's no.1 comedian in my opinion
Theyre all his alter egos. Thats the beauty of them all
wtf are you talking about lol
He’s the number one handsome boy
“5 bags of popcorn and maybe a little cell phone so you can call 911 if that ever happens to you”
“Well that’s very thoughtful Gregg”
“Thank you”
😂 like throwing in an imaginary cell phone for a hypothetical scenario in which a cell phone would be of no use, Tim praising that gesture, and Gregg thanking him for that praise…perfect interaction
Tim doing that unnecessarily long song and making his son's death about himself is still so funny. This whole show is a maerpiece.
41:16 "Four or five, whatever... great music!'
Thorough review, Gregg.
I am completely serious when I say that the journey from episode 1 of this show to the trial of Tim heidecker is a triumph for modern art and comedy.
Tim reading the list of Joe Estevez's movies for 4 minutes straight is the most abrasive thing he's ever done. He should've been prosecuted for that alone.
Thanks again for watching, and enjoy whatever film you see.
I was cackling at that (I hated it)
@@VaderHater1993 Quiet on set!!
@@keffinmckn3602 wait but I love this movie
10:22:15 for when tim tricks gregg into an eye-contact I love you
I wouldn't know what movies to watch if it wasn't for these two. Thanks Tim and Greg!
and what movies NOT to watch, some of them are just junk
It’s so great that they’re still making these kinds of movies! These are GREAT MOVIES!!!
So nice they did this. Truly the first show of its kind
As a movie buff that cares about runtime, I must point out that this video is only 11 hours 35 mins and 57 seconds and not the stated 12 hours. 5 bags of popcorn.
I'd give it 6 bags.
@@joebusiness4237Well that would be nice, however the maximum bags of popcorn is 5 so you quite literally could not give it 6 bags.
4 bags of popcorn and one extra bag of popcorn. And a soda.
Ill give it 7 bags and ill transfer one of my bags over to your rating for 2 six bag rating. 5 Stars 2 sodas@@RonponVideos
*Smiles with dead eyes*
I will give it 4 bags of popcorn. However, if I give it 3 sodas as well, it's basically the equivalent to 5 bags of popcorn.
I knew a devotee would pick up the mantle after the last guy got the tap on the shoulder to join the on cinema cult. Thank you for keeping this alive it’s on my daily rotation ✊🏽
“I don’t have a tumor but I love the movie.” 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
It's not a TUMAH, its a BLADCLAD
Seen Bean
Seean beean
8:14:16 - I love how Tim (most likely it was Tim) had Gregg's ANTMAN tee blurred out. 😆
The 12hr RUclips vid no one realised how much they needed.
I watch this a lot on my other monitor while I play games, it's the perfect energy
The way he's constantly driving home that it's 5 bags of popcorn for the rating system is so brilliant lmao
"B.B. King is about as black as I get, and Darius Ruckers."
Thanks for the gift of watching this in between pushing skids at my work.
its surreal to hear a grown man refer to Bilbo Baggins as his personal hero
Yeah like that time he said they went to Middle Earth to film the movies.
@panchoverde5078 That was a magical experience
I'm at the 10 hour mark, and its delving into the sort of horror that actually makes me want to get sober.
"This is a different kind of movie, I hate to say, in a good way. So I loved it"
So glad that this has been reuploaded and continues to do well
I'd say I'd like to take a looksee at the Outtakes reel, but both of these gentlemen are top notch so it's obvious such a thing doesn't exist. I give 12 hours of On Cinema 6 bags of popcorn, 100 cups of sodie-pop, 10 trips to the bathroom, and 2 recharges of my bluetooth headphones.
randomly skipping from a neatly shaved tim to lil' TCH funeral
the evolution of Tim from regular host to guitar center dad is amazing lol
@@gfx2943 d!$$
Can we all just appreciate how Tim nailed the pronunciation of Anna Karenina in the first try?
How about Guillermo del Toro?
I thought he was mispronouncing it for the past like 4 times I’ve seen that episode because I was too lazy to even read it and just assumed obviously he must be
@RancorousSeahe’s got his priorities straight
Yes! Thanx soooooooo much for bringing this back!!!! It's going bk in my reg rotation.
i love this movie!
"Quiet on the set!"
I'm gonna give this movie 5 bags and a... series of vaccinations for Tim's next lovechild so they don't DIE in horrible pain.
every time I start feeling bad for Gregg, he hits Tim with a zinger and I realize he's not a victim 💪
No lie, I think over the years Gregg has started actually feel the whole punched down part, and is becoming that character. It doesn't help that Tim hasn't landed a joke in ages. They've both adopted their personas.
We need a part 2! There’s so many more hours of On cinema to cover
You do it, lazy.
"And now Dr. San with a song of peace."
DR LUTHER IS DR SAN
Dr San san
Tim's quick reaction at 9:43:15 after Gregg says "Season 4 has been our lucky season" is insane acting.
8:54:40
Tim's defeated "Oh boy" after he gets told to do scenes for 20 episodes and a 2 hour finale in ONE day always gets me 😂
See you then
Best show on RUclips of all time 😎.
I’m definitely a bit of an On cinema freak.
Im an on cinema head too
04:11:47 - Tim's expression here as he describes 2 actors "together" always cracks me up! 😂
that's not Tim
Only a little more creepy than when Gregg describes a female actor as “the eye candy”
(ex. Lindsay Lohan in the Scary Movie review)
“i’ll give you four dollar- i’ll give you FIVE dollars.”
The chemistry between these two is pure comedy gold.
This is the best video on RUclips. Thank you.
1:36:05 First Joe Estevez appearance. (1:31:53 Tim reading his credits.)
What a veritable FEAST for us Estevezheads!
These guys really, really know their cinema.
I don't really have time to watch movies these days, so this show has been an invaluable resource.
Tim should be like a world news anchor - he has perfect diction and pronunciation every time.
1:01:54 - Funny how Gregg refers to Jack Reacher as "Excellent", then less than a minute later, he says differently at 1:02:42.
Almost makes you wonder if he's really the film buff he claims to be...
@@mennoknight78 ya this is actually huge.. I didn't catch it the first time through but I'm starting to doubt Greg's competence
Gregg is only han though. He was forced to react to Tim's blatant disrespect towards the James Bond franchise.
I don't watch movies at the cinema anymore so popcorn classics are something I can really get behind
I love that they go out of the way to create visuals for the Greg's random ratings. "A little toy pistol filled with a soft drink". And there it is, a visual of a toy pistol filled with soft drink :D
Edit: I love Greg's ability to look heart broken whenever Tim reminds him this is HIS show.
Was just thinking about this today. And how Tim annoyed Tim looks every time he adds some random thing like that
Was just thinking about this today. And how Tim annoyed Tim looks every time he adds some random thing like that
I literally just watched all 13 hours of this. I'm a better person for it.
You deserve it ❤
It's "literally" not even 12 hours.
Gosh, I love this show so much. It makes me laugh every time :)
Shout out to you for clipping these videos together. Thank you for your contribution to hilarity.
If they take this down, we're gonna have big, big, big problems.
Just download it fool
Thank you for bringing this back! Bless
This hits the spot