Imagine being one of those people who studied Physics for years through school, then University, then getting your masters. And you're super excited to start on your career as a physicist, and then first day on the job the boss calls you into their office and says "btw, all that stuff you learnt over the last 10 years or so...it's all a lie. We don't actually do any work, we just sit around playing video games all day and then tell people we've discovered something new." What a mindfuck that would be.
@@NRH635 And I'd be totally fine with that 😂 can't help thinking that the people who trained for years to be physicists might be a little pissed though
Well, in fact the daily life of a scientist look like what you described x) many mails, many coffee, you do little things, send many mails again, do one experiment, then right a paper, and so you make one little step further in science, and you continue the cycle. But yes, sciences couldn't go far if we couldn't start from what our ancestors discovered. Each generation need the previous one to teach them.
Aerospace engineer here. I got inducted to the conspiracy the first day of my first job. You wouldn't believe the ceremony. The drugs were insane and the human sacrifices were incredible! Let me tell you, working at Lockheed Martin is nothing like the job listings.
I work in construction and you're right, the initiation ceremony was insane. But nothing compared to when all of us in on it get together for the yearly billion person orgy! See you at the next one!
exactly, i worked at Rockwell in the 80s and one time we were held against our will while creating the Space Shuttle Hoax which we were told was SSH-105
I always like to out-maneuver the conspiracy theorists. "I believe the earth is flat." "Oh, you're one of those people who believe the earth exists? You're really fine with giving in to what they want you to believe?"
One guy did the water level thing so I said "Oh, look you think lakes exist? There's no such thing as a lake. That's what they want you to think of a large body of water not connected to the ocean..." Then they agreed with me and still talked about water, so I added "And now look, you think water exists!?" But they deleted their post before I could go into a talk about dihydrogen monoxide :D
@[ ] but eho will pay the politicians these absurdly high amounts of money, and even more important, why would they pay them? This question still remains unanswered: What is the benefit of people believing the earth is round?
@[ ] please answer my question..! warpholes could still remain hidden if the world was announced to be flat. Why would the government (devils) create such a story around it with the round earth, risking for it to be debunked... Wouldn't it be easier to admit the world was flat?
@[ ] on a round earth, you can dig down too... It makes no difference wether the earth is flat or round; if the secret about the warpholes is discovered publically, the shape of the earth won't make a difference in searching for them... Again, there is no benefit in keeping the supposed lie of the round earth alive regarding the discovery of warpholes...
@@mr.floofles3100 ik this has nothing to do with anything at all (and i dont belive in flat earth) but fun fact : on my old superflat world that i had like 5 years ago, i placed in small amounts of diamonds and lapis in the floor on the layer above bedrock to simulate a mine. i was also just lazy to make any sort of mine above the 3 layers of dirt so i just did that.
I hate when people are all goody goody towards morons, they're morons they don't deserve kindness, save some kindness for the people with some basic intelligence they never get any
This is obviously a fake scenario made up for likes. Everyone knows that it's the four giant elephants that stand on the turtle's back that catch people falling over the edge with their trunks and fling them back up onto the disc. 🙄🤦♂️
Decimate comes from the Roman army practice of doing away with one in every ten men as a punishment. This means that decimate only destroys 10% of something, Dec literally translates as ten, So I find it annoying when people use the word decimate to describe a complete destruction of something.
Binge watching this playlist clearly shows Dave's change in tone towards flat-earthers from calmly explaining why the Earth is a globe to straight-up calling them idiots for believing the Earth is flat. I love it!
@@anevilghost670 The problem is that Trump, the arch adulterer, managed to persuade that many people to vote for him including the Religious Right. He had the knack, I think, of making people feel that they had been forgotten by everyone except him. Same goes for the Flat Earth gurus. They tell people that they've been forgotten. Then they tell them that they've been brainwashed. Then they're ripe for FE brainwashing.
"I find it amazing that a Flat Earther would side with..." They really do do what they are told. The payoff they get - feelings of belonging, superior intellect, "specialness"... all come from obedience whilst training how to tell themselves they are heroic rebels. They are completely self brainwashed. Imagine - they will tell you they KNOW that things don't fall, because gravity is a lie... And when you ask them how an object in a less dense medium "falls" in a specific direction because the density below it is higher than the density above it... At an amazing 9.8ms^2... When there's not a machine on earth that could detect the atmospheric density differential above and below a golf ball... And it's that simple to debunk. This is a system that helps you turn-off thinking and reality.
I really struggled as a physics undergrad and switched to business. Now I'm really disappointed, because if I'd managed to make it a few more years, I would've gotten invited to the sex orgy and gotten paid to lie for the Illuminati and getting to play video games my whole life! 😔
Best tip I've found is that you can't convince someone out of being stupid. You can only lead them to do it themselves. Legit just ask them how things work. The moment they mention some BS... ask them how that works. Then how X interacts with Y. Genuine questions, not pointed. Basically, lead them to try and answer the questions you think will help them understand they're wrong. The moment they say "I don't know" Tell them you're actually really curious about it... then ask them if they can find the answer. You can't convince someone out of being stupid, but you can leave them with the questions that require answers that WILL convince them out of it... and the moment you come at it from a point of wanting THEM to explain it, you cease to be part of a group trying to mislead them. Never state "Hey... this wouldn't work". Just go "Hey... I noticed this. How would these two things work together?" People don't like cognitive dissonance, which is why they ignore the facts and avoid the people presenting those facts. If you make the dissonance come from within themselves, it'll eat them from inside out until they're done. It's how my mom got out of being a Jehovah's Witness. It's a pretty useful technique.
I had this realization too when some relatives of mine got into cultish conspiracies, it takes immense patience and restraint which sadly I do not have though😭
I've met a flat earther irl, and oh boy what an exhausting conversation it was. It's not even like talking to a wall, it's like talking to super advanced AI that's sole purpose is to sound as confusing and irritating as possible. It was like a misaligned tile in your bathroom that's stuck there forever, hurting your eyes every time you look at it, was a person. If there's one person on the planet, whose beliefs and way of living is solid fucking titanium-hard immovable object that will NEVER change under any circumstances, i insist on believing that it was this particular dude. It's literally like meeting that annoying troll that's dedicated to talk to you with the sole purpose of annoying you by talking things that hurt your IQ, and it turns out that's how he is even in real life, and he just can't help it. It left me scarred. I once read a story of a flat earther so determined to prove the earth is flat, that he actually started to conduct some scientific experiments. But those experiments were simple and giving no results (according to him), so the madlad actually flew to antarctica, travelled to a north pole with some guide using gps and compass and some other stuff along the entire way. BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH so he just fucking went to a stratospheric flight, i don't remember correctly but there was something about sending a camera into space??? Well, i don't recall very well but the point is that in the end he saw earth's curvature with his own eyes, and returned to announce that they were all wrong. He stopped being flat earther, he saw the truth and just couldn't deny it any more... ...every other dude in his flat-group said that he's been bought by CIA and called him an agent of Illuminati... like for real, they expelled him from the fucking group after he showed them his material, which were pictures and videos of both him on Antarctica and him seeing space and earth from space. Dude spent over a year doing all these stuff and they said nah. I refused to believe it was real and that someone would go so far, but after i met that one dude, i started believing that this indeed happened. I mean, with all the shit going on in florida, this isn't so weird.
Imagine the flat Earther you met had a belief that he and tens of thousands like him must take over schoolboards and teach flat Earth, much like the evangelicals did in the '00s with Intelligent Design. What would dissuade him besides insufficient supporters to take over boards? Do not worry that he's irredeemably dense, just as long as no others join him.
@@warmachineuk yeah... i'm glad he's the only one i've met. I mean, i met flat-trolls, but they just be trollin', and none of them was a flat earther. But i've noticed a pattern - this dude was also antivaxxer and talked shit about 5G soooo...
That person you met, think I worked with him. I used to love his "proof" that he printed from the Internet to hand out to us at work. I especially liked how he explained that the government put the images of Mars, jupiter etc onto the end of my telescope. I wasn't aware that the flash worked for the government until he told me. The way he was able to see where I was pointing the scope and put exactly what I expected to see there was incredible. The way the flash was able to remove it when I looked to check nothing was on the lens as well was truly amazing. But more amazing, he's able to move at such speed without disturbing the air. Truly incredible the things the (UK) government keep a secret and don't use in say, a war!
@@ferrarisarecool7 Yeah, they are so hard to talk to, the more you talk to them the further down the slope of weird arguments and weirder conspiracies you get. But, unless you also live in Poland i doubt you worked for that man... this dude was on the lowest possible position in my company, only maybe the janitor was lower, he was basically a production helper worker, his job was literally segregating the production waste, and until now i believed a flat earther can't have any higher role in any job possible, only due to their lack of cognitive skills and general stupidity. Like, how can you lead a company and not get bankrupt if you can't do basic math and logic? But now you just said that you worked FOR a flat earther and i can't believe that my faith in humanity could get lower but it just did... HOW IS HE HAVING A COMPANY????!?!?!?!?
I actually met a real life flat earther the other day. I'm a bartender and they were at my bar, as a customer. I laughed out loud, thinking it was a joke. Then, I saw that she was serious. I had to chill, she's a customer. But, I couldn't help myself and launched into so super obvious examples. We politely changed the subject. But, fucking wow. It was like seeing a bigfoot. These people actually exist. For real. In real life. It is actually as fascinating as it is sad.
@@rosealexander9007 I'm an industrial electrician and I've met 3 in my field at 30 ,~40, and ~50 years old. It's tragic. This is what happens when you continue to defund education.
I actually had one Flat Earther say to me, "If we really did land on the moon, why didn't Neil Armstrong bring back some green cheese?" Can't argue with logic like that!
There just wasn't time. First you have to milk the moon cows, then you have to culture the milk, then you curdle it, then several more steps, then finally you have to mature the cheese. It all takes time, but they had less than a day.
@@jjthor_21 Oh, can you prove that? So you're a God that knows an Omniscient being doesn't exist, hrm? Yeah.. Unfortunately for you that's literally the only way for such claims to be dismissed, is being an Omniscient Deity. Which you're not.. So..
@StylesEste i don't need to be omniscient to know that a magic man in the sky doesn't exist 💀 do you have any evidence that proves god exists? oh? you don't? then there's no reason to believe god exists
@@jjthor_21 Lawls. Actually you do, bud. You're attempting a statement that has been tried for over thousands of years, and has failed so extensively that it saw the spread of faith throughout all of the "four corners" of the planet. People find faith according go how the bible describes it as, including the evidence with it. Which the bible also cites. Yes, the very book you're questioning also says you base your faith on evidence.
Yup I remember clearly my first day of physics 101 like it was yesterday. We were brought before the supreme overlords to swear allegiance. A few initially refused, but after their liquification and replacement everyone complied. Shortly after the head of the physics department walked out smoking a golden cigar. He lead our class through a massive series of tunnels that put the Cave of Wonders to shame. There was gold, jewels, statues, paintings piled higher than the eyes can see. And ooooo the women. The price was easy enough. We just had to invent new ways to lie about the shape of the planet. While we may have been dragged along at first, after that first night there were none more dedicated to the cause. Good times. Thanks for the reminder Comrade Dave. See yah on poker night.
The strongest argument is probably the fact this 'Secret Society' has the assets to pull this Titanic con but can't John Wick a few Flat Earther RUclipsrs LOL
man, the idea that there are more people in on the lie than "sheeple" who are being deceived made me laugh out loud so freaking hard. imagine if the whole earth was just a gigantic truman show with actors and liars abound, just to play a prank on a select few? its unimaginably funny
@@WHYISEVERYHANDLEALREADYTAKEN9 I guess. In which case it isnt really funny anymore. Psychosis is an actual thing, as is extreme paranoia. I wonder what the overlap is between buying into conspiracy theories and clinical diagnosees. Though, I imagine getting diagnosed would only strengthen these peoples belief in the conspiracy theory. "Oh, of course the system tries to frame me as crazy!!!"
What's truly and ironically hilarious is that the possibility of Darth Sidious existing is greater than the possibility of the Earth being flat. After all, it did happen a long time ago in a galaxy far far away..
Lmao. Can't wait for the Artemis to take off. Bet these crazy people would say that it's CGI lmao. Everything is CGI for them when they can't believe it.
The possibility of Darth Sidious surviving his fall down the Death Star (which is by the way impossible no matter how good you are with midichlorians and life; his survival is just the work of Star Wars IX's pathetic and stupid writing) is greater than the possibility of the Earth being flat.
It's just impossible to convince them, even if you flew them out into outer space and they saw the entire planet through the window of the rocket they would probably argue that the windows are curved like a fisheye lens.
The problem is, even if a flat-earther went into space and acknowledged the truth finally, as soon as he came back down to Earth, the other flat-earthers would just say, he got brainwashed or bought into believing the Earth is a globe.
You can’t take a FE to space, cuz there is no space. And even if you tied him down in the rocket, all the acceleration force, weightlessness and views out the window are fake, as is the red hot burning reentry.
Also, lighthouse architects must be in on the conspiracy too, as they calculate the minimum amount of material that would be needed for their light to be seen at whatever distance is required based on the mathematics of the spherical Earth.
Exactly... The Lighthouse of Alexandria was said to be over 100 metres high when it was finished in 246BC. If we lived on a flat earth, they wouldn't have built it so high.
And anyone who makes optics. Canon, Nikon, bushnell, Celestron, etc. It must be hard to design and fabricate lenses that make the horizon look like it drops away from the viewer in a set of binoculars.
@@quantumsneak1773 As another said already, that has been debunked. Eventually, no matter how awesome your camera is, the boat will disappear from the bottom up. Using that logic, I should be able to see every boat on the water with a variable zoom telescope.. but I can't. That is because on a ball, the ball will eventually block your view the farther something gets.
I believe that flat-Earthers were put here for a very serious reason. They give rational and intelligent people comic relief in a tedious world. They are as important as Abbott & Costello, Beavis & Butthead and Marjorie Taylor Green & Lauren Boebert. They give us all someone willfully ignorant that we can point and laugh at without feeling guilty.
@TheIrrelevant - if anyone was going to reveal the big conspiracy it would have been the orange man - lol!!! He'd be like "Please let me tell them, oh please, and afterwards can I go ride in the big truck?"
@@user-bl8pw6cn2d - yes - orange man who likes to ride in the big boy truck!! Did you not notice Trump's awful, orange, fake tan make up (you could see the line where he'd applied it), and did you not see him sitting in a truck going broom broom like a five year old?
@@user-bl8pw6cn2d - oh wow - and to think I never got that!!! What exactly about "orange man go broom broom in big truck" isn't funny, and makes you think I missed the joke? If you know anything about comedy you would understand that the original comment is funny precisely because it is based upon truth: we all know that a man like Trump would never have been able to keep a secret about the shape of the earth - that is the joke being made by the poster, TheIrrelevant. I took that idea and ran with it showing that I understand the joke. Perhaps, and this is just a thought, you are upset because little Donnie is getting the piss taken out of him!!
NFTs are just a bubble. Or at least they started as a bubble. Maybe rich idiots will spend millions on them now because of the public perception of them being high dollar items like 'normal' art is.
@@liarwithagun Name one actual difference between “normal” art and NFTs. Is it just because one is digital and one is analog that makes the only difference?
With NFT there is a clear reason - profit. People think that they can profit from NFT, treating it like an investment, despite it being closer to a gambling or a pyramid scheme. Alternatively - laundering money and tax evasion.
@@BizVlogs NFT isn’t digital art. It’s a receipt for a digital art, treated like an investment. It’s a scam. Digital art existed just fine without this tech bro bullshit and digital artists have a perfectly reasonable ways to profit from their art without getting involved in a pyramid scheme with an energy cost of a small country.
I'm catholic and, like many of my peers, I do believe that Earth is not flat. Science and religion can be compatible. The pope said so himself. As for many who believe the Earth is flat, it's usually because they interpret the Bible literally and think that hiding this interpretation would hide God from the world. In practice, the Bible has many metaphorical texts and Genesis is one of them.
Im a Christian(protestant), and the whole part "they are trying to hide God" is stupid, as Dave said, if God is so weak that can be hidden by its own creation, why should we worship him??
I’m Christian (Protestant) and God is the most knowledgeable being, he knows everything. So wouldn’t he make the something that would make sense, because science and religion should work together. He would make the Earth round, and the sun round and the perfect distance away etc. etc. so if he’s so knowledgeable he would be able to make something that works in religion and science. Sorry I yapped so much hope you got my point.
@@AirtimeAdrenaline Yeah, he wouldn't put in fake data and stuff to screw with us for no reason, same reason why evolution and other sciences can co-exist with religion. I think Dave also said that "A god who needs to tinker with evolution or make humans himself is weaker than a god who made the universe knowing humans would come about"
Seriously. I'm a geoscientist with advanced degrees. You'd think me and my classmates would've been high on the list. Somehow our invitations got lost and now it's too late
I've been there. You get invited when you defend your Master's of Science (or higher) degree. Gotta tell you, sexism in the elites has many downsides. Total sausage party.
I've had a guy ask me how I know the earth is older then 2000 years. I replied back with a stunned look and just said, "umm carbon dating?" He was confused at what that was and just walked away. The ignorance is real.
@@scotibot7450 not to also include open trade on the silk road, the Bering Strait that froze over and nomadic people crossed from Asia / Russia to what is now Alaska. Nah man, no proofs. Lmao
Yeah but you're not supposed to do that. You're supposed to take them at their word because "Trust Me Bro" is the best source of information out there!
Absolute genius, with all the incontrovertible evidence my biggest regret is that I missed the sex party indoctrination in the second year of my physics degree, damn 😂.
The flat earth conspiracy takes advantage of the human desire to feel special or superior to draw in new members. Edit: “do your research” isn’t a good response to a question you don’t want to answer.
Honestly, it isn't even about superiority sometimes. Just think about what a round earth really means: an endless uncaryng universe. just imagine what that does to some peoples preceptions of the world, not that they're not special but that they literaly don't matter at all. to these people that must be a existentialy terrifiing realizaton so their brain goes into denial. if the earth was flat it would mean that the universe is so.. SO much smaller and give them comfort.
@@thegodcomplex6641 How does criticising people peddling anti-science and anti-progress conspiracies based on faith and belief make anyone special? Believing Flat Earth makes you special within your view of the world, since you're one of the chosen few to know the "truth". We're just poking fun at their insanity, that doesn't make us special in any way, it's just entertaining. And what exactly are we becoming "members" of? The globe Earth sex cult? Professor Dave Explains? I ain't subbed lmao
@@seankim2916 Nope, English playwriter of the Elizabethan Era, with the actual line being. "The fool doth think he is wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
As an aerospace engineering student, I reeeeeeeally hope the sex parties thing is real, but the only thing that's going to fuck me is fluid mechanics and thermodynamics.
my dad once said "anyone who believes in conspiracy theories has never worked in a large organization." alternatively, max brooks once said "getting a group of people to cooperate over long periods of time is the hardest task on earth".
I actually went to Antarctica. We evaded military patrols and reptilian royal guardsmen for weeks, until at last we came up The Wall ... a wall so big it would dwarf even Donald Trump's wildest dreams. With climbing spikes and ropes, we climbed the wall. The 100km climb took us days, and we finally reached the top. When we made it to the top, we found a series of mostly abandoned ancient alien fortresses and buildings. The top of the wall was about 50km wide, and it took us some time to reach the far side and look down at what lay beyond. What we saw was an entire _other_ world beyond! Dense forests, frozen mountains and snowy tundra, even deserts off in the distance. We used our telescope to search the distant lands for signs of life. We saw native people living there, as well as monsters and creatures beyond your wildest imagining! We even saw what we could only describe as the White Walkers, leading armies across the lands. They looked up at us with cold, blue eyes and I know they saw us. We were chilled to the bone with terror, so we ran back to the opposite edge of the wall. There we assembled our hang gliders, and we leapt from the top of the wall. We glided back to southern Chíle, landing at around 5pm, and went and enjoyed some tacos. This is the first time I've ever spoken about this expedition. The world isn't flat or round, it's infinite and the further you go the more Earth spawns! 😉
Did you find where they were hiding God by any chance when you were up there? I heard some folks were looking for him and the wall was being used to hide him. If you didn't, that's fine. I'll probably mount an expedition myself later to check.
I discovered recently that an acquaintance of mine is a flat earther. I found one thing he just kept avoiding answering me: I asked him why we haven't seen the edge of his pizza world yet? There is no footage of it. I mean surely there must be some rich flat earther that could have shot up a sattelite, hired a jet, a plane or a helicopter and flew to the end of the world and film / footage it?
Flat Earthers typically claim NASA blocks anyone going to Antarctica and the edge of the Earth. Who needs evidence or explanations when you have conspiracy? Conspiracy is the answer to everything.
The part about this conspiracy that really fucks with my head is the fact that it creates a paradox in itself. Because in order for the earth being flat to be a secret, literally at least half the population would have to know that the earth is flat and for some reason is hiding it from the less educated people
From what I know about politics, it would take 5 minutes tops for some leader of a country to blow it open to harm some other world leader's reputation.
@@atheed9426 That's one way to know that intelligent aliens have never visited. If they had, Trump would be yelling from the rooftops about how he cut the greatest, biggest deal with them.
@@rlupara You can also type the question into the search engine. grade8 science. com/ 3-1-1-how-did-the-ancient-greeks-learn-that-earth-is-round/ Okay so RUclips is auto-deleting comments that have links in them since spam bots are getting out of control, so I put a couple spaces in there to break it up now. Just copy-paste and get rid of those and it's fine.
@@rlupara I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be experimenting. Looks like a good site (though I wonder how it hasn't been autodeleted for containing a link). If I'm being totally honest about it, there's a vast amount of stuff that I can't scientifically prove on either side of this debate, so I have to look at what others have to say. I consider myself a tabula rosa person, or open to any new idea regardless of how crazy it may sound. And... the round earthers just have so much more compelling evidence, and there aren't any obvious holes in the logic. When I accept the round earth way of thinking, each phenomena of nature can be explained in detail using both common sense and specific math. When I accept the flat earth way of thinking, then suddenly the moon and stars make no sense, the southern hemisphere doesn't exist, and the entire world is engulfed in a conspiracy that spans thousands of years. I'm a history nut, and I can't honestly believe that. I can't honestly believe that they've got millions of people - including all world leaders - in their pocket either. So in short, even though I'm open to new ideas, the evidence of the flat earth community just isn't enough for me. The community as a whole strikes me weirdly as well - I'm atheist, since I don't believe that God is what created us and even if he did I see no reason for them to care about us in the slightest. As you might imagine, I don't get along with a good deal of flat earthers because of that. They come off as the type of people that instead of listening first then responding second, they listen first then regurgitate second. It doesn't strike me as very bright, so I take what they say with some salt just on principle now.
@@sevenoxia7199 nah they would say that you drugged them and that they are hallucinating, or that the earth is flat but it appears round or some other b.s lol
So sad that the dislike counter has gone now. It was an easy way to gauge how many idiotic saps that believe nonsense like Flat Earth were still out there.
same here lol, I tried arguing with Flat Earthers on an hour (and a bit) long documentary of the history of the Earth scaled down to a single day and it's not worth the trouble! They just go to videos that they have no reason to click on to cause trouble!
Imagine a flat earther riding a Starship and would argue that the windows are just displays for 8 months Edit: bro how is this comment still getting attention...
When I was training as a navigator in the Royal Navy.. everyday I was expecting the knock on the door and being told that the lines of longitude didn’t converge south of the equator..and I would need to use these secret charts that showed the true distances and the huge ice wall.. oh and special compass to go east or west and indeed south in Antarctica ! They never came .. and guess what the charts I used around the Falklands were a perfect fit for a globe earth ! Can any flat earther that has never navigated a ship around Antarctica .. explain that one to me ? I’m waiting
They can't. They'll just point to a video of another navigator in the Royal Navy saying that he saw the ice wall and tell *you* to explain *that.* When all else fails, and even the experts are calling them out on their bull, they love to point to the same few "brave whistle-blowers" to try to make themselves look credible, while ironically ignoring the thousands of genuine experts and acting like all of them are being payed off by Big Ball. "Everyone else says the earth is round which means they're all liars, but this one guy says it's flat, which means he must be telling the truth!" Delusion in its purest form.
@[ ] well I certainly was not paid to lie when I navigated submarines in the southern ocean using spherical geometry! I know for certain that the world is a sphere .. I did my own ultimate research !
The more I think about Dunning Krueger, the more I think about how it parallels Plato's cave allegory. Those in the cave think they know it all, those who meet the actual world for the first time realize they know absolutely nothing, and by the time those who actually know the world talk to those still in the cave, the cave people laugh. It's the left and right sides of the dunning krueger graph that argue with each other.
Professor Dave, in my honest opinion you are one of the best science communicators on the planet. Your sceptical debunking is so clear and on point that it boggles my brain that a believer can see a video like this and not immediately change their mind. We need a pill to cure cognitive dissonance I think. I would dearly love to see you focus on some of the bigger “problems” relating to pseudoscience such as those in the medical field, especially antivaxers! Love your work.
Thanks Dave I will check it out. Anti-vaxxers are essentially another conspiracy and much of your approach here is directly applicable to many other conspiracies.
“Honestly, given the magnitude of the conspiracy as it is peddled, and the titanic power ascribed to its progenitors, that fact that Flat Earth channels even exist at all is proof that the Earth isn’t flat.” That's actually hilarious, I never even thought about it that way. They themselves are proof that the Earth is not flat.
No but see think about it, "they" allow flat earthers to exist and then call them crazy conspiracy theorists, so that the average Joe won't listen to the truth! That's totally it!
It's amazing. All conspiracy theorists are like this. Most conspiracy nuts talk in code, so "they" won't catch on. But seriously, if the Illuminati Freemason lizard people NWO are so powerful, then surely they can decipher a thinly veiled message.
I love that way of insulting flat earthers in the most elegant way possible, not giving a single bad word but just ideas at every single possible level, scientifical ones, obvervable ones and even just plain logic ones. That part of them just wanting to feel important is such a huge truth, cant wait for your future videos debunking other hoaxes like this. Awesome video and awesome series over all.
The end of a legacy, and the start of a legend. Never stop calling out hoaxes and stupidity, Dave. It may not seem like it, but it works, and it matters.
“This is very dumb, as any god who is so weak that it can be hidden by its own creations, is clearly not worth worshiping” idk why but this line made me burst out laughing (not in a disagreeing way I just mean it was funny to me)
@@jmbbk4737 "Eco-Marxist anti-capitalist UN agenda" by Schumpeter that's got to be one of the most insane phrases I have ever read, where in the actual fu** does Marxist ideology was established on UN? Did you ever read the main subject of Marxism before desmissing or even It's commentators?
@@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108 Pretty sure jmb is invoking that "Cultural Marxism" conspiracy. Fun fact, the Nazis used the same conspiracy to get into power, but it was called something like 'Cultural Bolshevism' back then.
@@thespelsheepington6664 Hmmm, interesting, now you just some food for thought for me and I don't want to know are "They" for Mr./Mrs. jmb, might be a very unpleasant "surprise".
@@thespelsheepington6664 They also called it Marxism but Bolshevism was more used. I mean although Marx critcised religion as a whole, similarly to what modern atheists say, he was Jewish after all. So both words perfectly fit into their conspiracy theory.
I honestly didn't knew people thought the earth was flat until I had social media.. and at first I thought it was a meme or like a joke.. but no they really were serious..
@@Random_. it's not dumb it's ignorant and condescendant. Like the fact they convinced people about something as crucial as the earth's shape is either hilarous or terrifying
I am not even a scientist. Just an IT engineer, that works with GPS, and uses haversine formula to calculate distances over the Earth. The formula that would give wrong results if used on a flat plane. Someone would have to pay millions of people like me, and pay a lot to keep the secret.
This is my fa favorite flat earth debunk. Although, I love all the science-based debunks and find them to be fun & educational, ultimately they aren’t required to debunk flat earth. All you need is 2 words: “common sense” Very nicely done professor Dave!
If the earth was flat, someone would have monetized it by now, cruises to the edge of the earth, flights over the ice wall to see a great view of space.
Hi Dave. I’m 27 years old who’s a vehicle mechanic and never been to college. 5:03 Is there really a sex party induction? If so, I must be missing out… 😅😂🤣Kidding, I’m kidding! But seriously, it doesn’t take a genius(no offense) to know that the Earth is and always has been a sphere with Antarctica at the South Pole, not some dillusional, disproven disc surrounded by a supposed continental ice wall, with a cult of slackjaws that need a re-education.
Sometimes when I’m feeling down. I like to go through this and other debunks comment sections. And Dave is still down here with his delightfully scathing replies. Keep up the good work dave
I like to imagine a version of earth where literally everyone of us who isn't publicly an outspoken flat-earther is in on the conspiracy and the vast majority of humanity has simply agreed to play this massive, elaborate, world-wide prank on a small group of people just so we can call them idiots. That would at least be funny as opposed to the reality we live in, where flat earthers are just pathetic.
@[ ] My dude, I don't know if this is bait or not, but scientists get not paid millions. I would know, I am one. If I actually got paid like that, you bet I'd do this shit for fun. Sadly, that's not the case and science is exactly as boring as one might think. I wish I got paid to lie, then I could just make shit up instead of, you know, working.
Damn... that last part where he dove into the psychology of conspiracy theorists was hardcore. I usually come to this channel for a quick little video to refresh my knowledge or to just learn something random. I never realized how hardcore he can be. Respect.
In highschool I read a book called 101 facts that prove the Earth is flat, it made a believer out of me. But you have brought me back to the side of the sane. Thank you.
Glad for you! Do you happen to recall what parts of that book had you convinced? Not to criticize or insult, I'm just curious, as people joining then leaving flerf is fairly uncommon
@J Thorsson The best way to troll the serious ones, is to ask them: 'you do understand flat earth is a role-playing community, right? Like furries, bronies etc.' They then can't tell if anyone they talk to is serious. 🤣
@J Thorsson One of my best friends is like that. Fortunately not a flerf. She was abused as a child, and heavily bullied in school... the teachers done nothing to prevent it. So yeah, it is distrust of authority. 😕
@[ ] lmao. Provide a map that shows air flights with times and distances that line up with reality. Also note that once they leave their destinations they can’t turn. Flights such as Santiago to Sydney can’t go over land. All of these things are observed by 1000s taking these fights so no cheating. Ok you can’t do it. You are really stupid
@@Tower_Swagman Guess I must be crazy then... If I am not the screamin' one, I am crazy according to the screamer, if I am the screamin' one, I am crazy according to every body else ...... yup, logic dictates, we must all be crazy according to this logic, and logic never lies.
This is my favorite argument against Flat Earth, or any conspiracy theory. Once you start asking How and Why, the argument disintegrates. As you point out, there is just no way that SO many people were involved in this for SO long for no real gain.
As a high school dropout, I can confirm that I have not received my sex party ritual and I will now go obtain a degree in mechanical engineering so I may obtain this indoctrination.
I hiked to the top of a dormant volcano a week ago, it's crazy how the government decided to build a huge mountain out of fake volcanic rocks for literally no reason
Professor Dave, my favorite science communicator. This is one of the best science channels around. Almost up to 2 million subscribers. Congrats Prof, well deserved.
I‘m asexual and going to start studying physics in a few months. Please keep me out of the haunted mansion sex party and just fill me in on the conspiracy in a quick briefing, thank you very much.
We'll arrange for the dead drop via the postal service... ...the conspiracy also uses them to send money to their people so it should be reliable. You did get paid, right?
Related to the topic here's a joke about how it's impossible to argue with a conspiracy theorist. A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven where he gets to meet God and ask a question. He asks "So, who killed Kennedy". God replies "It was Lee Harvey Oswald who acted alone". The theorist then says "Wow. This goes way higher than I thought."
I'm not a wacky conspiracy theorist, but to be fair the mysteries surrounding the JFK assassination sometimes has me question in what world I live. And not in the sense that I should question science (like flat earthers do), but more in the sense of global politics and backdoor economics. Let's be reasonable, politicians are mostly liars, and we both know the 1% of this world is a closed of bubble,... so yeah,...
I think the earth is round, but the details about Kennedy's assassination and the following case just don't line up for LHO just simply being a crazy commie. Not everything the govt says is a lie, but don't take everything at face value.
@@dononteatthevegetals2941 _"but the details about Kennedy's assassination"_ Are only questioned by those who typically answer evidence with the phrase "... but that's what they want you to think". Sorry bro, but if that's your best argument then just admit you're weak minded.
@@corey2232 I said it as an example. But let me phrase it like this; I ain't arguing what is already known about Kennedy's death. I accept it and live my life. But if it would ever come to light there was more behind its murder then Oswald shooting him out of arbitrary reasons. I will not be suprised,...
@@ashokafulcrum4795 That is a very reasonable position. I think you were mistakenly jumped on. I have read other comments and you answer is good. I do not have a deep seated mistrust of the 'government' but certainly do not offer 'them' my undying faith and trust. I too, would not be shocked if the future unveiled new actual proof of other underlying motives etc behind the JFK thing. I am more shocked when the government does the right thing, because it is the right thing to do. - Cheers
Once, a flat earthier made a home made rocket. Yes he proved himself wrong. Idk how he survived DONT ASK ME Edit: Autocorrect is the only thing dumber that flat earthers
When I first heard of Flat Earth, I just thought it was a joke or meme that mocked the fact if people believed in it but then I found out there are actual human beings who actually think the Earth is flat. I refused to believe that people could be dumb enough to think that. My theory is that they just want to be special for once
They want to feel a sense of purpose in their lives by feeling like the "chosen one". They are such big narcissists that they're unwilling to accept a reality we're they're not as special as they want to be so they resort to believing unpopular conspiracy theories to make them feel like they know more and are ahead of every else, and they're willing to abandon all logic in the process.
Hey Dave..... as an Aviator I want to say thank you for what you've done for REALITY. I'm not aware who's reached out to you on the following matter but as a BLACK MAN I want to say, THANK YOU FOR THE WAY YOU EXPOSED JESSE FOR WHO/WHAT HE REALLY IS on that debate. He does not and I repeat DOES NOT speak for the black community impoverished, privileged or dead past present nor future and absolutely most definitely doesn't speak for Christians. Stay great bro. Peace and love ✊🏾
Wondering who this "Jesse" person was ... found _"An Amusing "Discussion" With Jesse Lee Peterson."_ _That_ Jesse? His opening gambit was "racism has never been a problem in this country at all". That's some flat-earther-level madness right there.
I'm a civil engineering student. I probably have the most diverse education of any of the engineers, because we have to cover everything from structures to the environment to city planning. An important aspect is surveying, in which you measure land to figure out its geometry: how long does your water line need to run, and how much rainfall did the state of Texas get last year? That last point is important, because it's a study called GEODETIC surveying. In it, you must account for the fact that the earth is round, triangles don't all add up to 180⁰, etc. So every person who has ever measured area of land bigger than a house must be in on it too. And trust me, engineers are not being invited to the sex parties. They're not even being invited to regular parties.
This is the most concise and brilliant take down of Flat-earth that I've heard. It parallels my own arguments about how ludicrous the motivations and how complete the world-wide conspiracy would need to be to pull this off. And WHY? Why wouldn't the NASAs of the world still receive boggles of money to go up and explore the boundaries of the container that the flat pizza-earth is held in. But of course, much, much more articulately put than I've managed to do. Thank you.
This struck a chord with me. About 15 years ago when I was working as a network technician for the Federal Government I was in a small office with four other men. One day our cleaning lady came in. She was always on about nutrition and particularly things like trans fats. After she had made a declaration one day I countered with information I got from my daughter who has a master's degree in human nutrition and nutraceuticals. The cleaning lady's reply? " Oh, she's too educated; she'd never understand!" Our jaws just about hit the floor! That sums up conspiracy theories for me.
You brought up a point for why I don't believe in conspiracies. My dad used to say, "The only way to have a conspiracy is for only ONE person to be involved. If there are more than that it's impossible to keep it a secret."
I swear to god, these flat earther are undergoing 5 stages of grief: Denial - They don't believe on proofs using logic given by the video. Anger - They type angry comment saying "lies" and stuff Bargaining - They ask for empirical proof despite the proof is directly in front of their face. Depression - Many people debunk their comments, and they stopped decided commenting because they are losing. Acceptance - The experince makes them question their own beliefs and decided to do their own research free of biases (hopefully)
I worked at a Planetarium in a science museum, and I have to say, when I was invited to the crazy sex party it wasn’t that fun, they were mostly lizards. Luckily, before the Planetarium, at that science museum, I took care of some lizards in the life science lab, and knew their language. So I got them to pay me off in candy instead.
"The simplest of minds are unable to accept a reality that does not recognize their brilliance." Ooof men these words are gold ! I want to see what's next !
Elon Musk: If there's a flat earth community, where's the flat mars community? Flat Earth community: Unlike the Earth, Mars has been studied to be round. Meanwhile on Mars: Ksum Nole: If there's a flat Mars community, where's the flat Earth community? Flat Mars Community: Unlike Mars, Earth has been studied to be round.
Imagine being one of those people who studied Physics for years through school, then University, then getting your masters. And you're super excited to start on your career as a physicist, and then first day on the job the boss calls you into their office and says "btw, all that stuff you learnt over the last 10 years or so...it's all a lie. We don't actually do any work, we just sit around playing video games all day and then tell people we've discovered something new." What a mindfuck that would be.
It's still a win-win. Think about it, you sit around playing video games all day and still get paid
@@NRH635 And I'd be totally fine with that 😂 can't help thinking that the people who trained for years to be physicists might be a little pissed though
@@philwilson4167 Can't blame u tho, if i wasted 15 years of my lifetime, pouring my blood, sweat, and tears for nothing, i'm gonna throw hands too
Well, in fact the daily life of a scientist look like what you described x) many mails, many coffee, you do little things, send many mails again, do one experiment, then right a paper, and so you make one little step further in science, and you continue the cycle.
But yes, sciences couldn't go far if we couldn't start from what our ancestors discovered. Each generation need the previous one to teach them.
Or he calls you into the office and says : 'now put on the leather mask and start begging slave'.
As an aerospace engineer, I can confirm the sex party ritual is required to obtain your degree.
Lol
As a scientist, I can confirm that OUR sex party was way better than yours.
@@jpdemer5 As a cleaner,all i can say is stop these sex party's there really gross to clean up.
😂
@@dontsubscribe6792 LMAO the best😂
Im considered the stupidest amongst my friends but like they keep on saying "at least you're not a flat earther" and this makes me proud of myself
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 👈low iq troll
@@bannockwagon7011 bruh it's a joke
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 I can't. The earth is too round to climb over.
You should be
@Lilswiss Official it's a square
Aerospace engineer here. I got inducted to the conspiracy the first day of my first job. You wouldn't believe the ceremony. The drugs were insane and the human sacrifices were incredible! Let me tell you, working at Lockheed Martin is nothing like the job listings.
Flat earthers would probably take this comment seriously
I work in construction and you're right, the initiation ceremony was insane. But nothing compared to when all of us in on it get together for the yearly billion person orgy!
See you at the next one!
exactly, i worked at Rockwell in the 80s and one time we were held against our will while creating the Space Shuttle Hoax which we were told was SSH-105
human sacrifice is ok but please, don't hurt the cats!
@@skidelrymar😂😂😂😂
I always like to out-maneuver the conspiracy theorists.
"I believe the earth is flat."
"Oh, you're one of those people who believe the earth exists? You're really fine with giving in to what they want you to believe?"
One guy did the water level thing so I said "Oh, look you think lakes exist? There's no such thing as a lake. That's what they want you to think of a large body of water not connected to the ocean..."
Then they agreed with me and still talked about water, so I added "And now look, you think water exists!?" But they deleted their post before I could go into a talk about dihydrogen monoxide :D
@@stylesrj Ah yes... dihydrogen monoxide.. that pesky other name for water that fooled so many idiots.
Imagine believing in earth
"the earth is flat"
"that's just what they WANT you to believe! do your research! they're trying to cover up the round earth from you man!"
@@stylesrj see, they find one thing to believe, and as soon as they're being made fun of they cower out, they're not exactly the strongest mentally
The funniest thing for me is flath earthers typing "science is fake" on a device solely created through science LMAO
oh, i've seen a flat-earther type "everything on the Internet is fake" on a website with "flat earth" in the name...talk about stupid hypocrisy!
@[ ] but eho will pay the politicians these absurdly high amounts of money, and even more important, why would they pay them? This question still remains unanswered: What is the benefit of people believing the earth is round?
@[ ] please answer my question..! warpholes could still remain hidden if the world was announced to be flat. Why would the government (devils) create such a story around it with the round earth, risking for it to be debunked... Wouldn't it be easier to admit the world was flat?
@[ ] on a round earth, you can dig down too... It makes no difference wether the earth is flat or round; if the secret about the warpholes is discovered publically, the shape of the earth won't make a difference in searching for them... Again, there is no benefit in keeping the supposed lie of the round earth alive regarding the discovery of warpholes...
@[ ] well, no one has ever found some since; surely - on a the flat earth - there would've been many discoveries already...
If the earth is flat, Why aren’t we constantly being attacked by slimes?
Edit: To those that say mob spawning is off, Explain Mosquitoes,
Lol true
If the earth is flat where did we get diamonds? In the 3 layers of dirt beneath us?
@@mr.floofles3100 how come no one has dug a whole all the way to the elephant?
@@mr.floofles3100 ik this has nothing to do with anything at all (and i dont belive in flat earth) but fun fact : on my old superflat world that i had like 5 years ago, i placed in small amounts of diamonds and lapis in the floor on the layer above bedrock to simulate a mine. i was also just lazy to make any sort of mine above the 3 layers of dirt so i just did that.
/gamerule doMobSpawning false, that’s the only reason
I love how he gets more passive aggressive with each episode of this series… and with good reason!
hello, are you an dammed jud?
Help! The Flatards won't listen to any reason at all! They are genius level trolls!
@@naturalphilosophy9649point and laugh at them!
Dave is even more so now.. and I love it ;-)
I hate when people are all goody goody towards morons, they're morons they don't deserve kindness, save some kindness for the people with some basic intelligence they never get any
I walked off the edge of the earth the other day... luckily I was rescued by the giant turtle holding up the earth on its shell! Phew! Close call! 🐢🤟
Disc world ftw
Ow! I saw that as well!
I fell over the other day!
But then I got caught and arrested...
😂 😂
This is obviously a fake scenario made up for likes.
Everyone knows that it's the four giant elephants that stand on the turtle's back that catch people falling over the edge with their trunks and fling them back up onto the disc. 🙄🤦♂️
@@lanapowell LOL
ngl, that conspiracy where every scientist serves under one entity to lie about things makes for a really good fictional story
Flat Earthers can't differentiate between fiction and reality.
Though in this case, it sounds like the writer got lazy and didn't come up with any motive as to why they serve under one entity.
@@panner11 because in their world the scientists are infinitely petty and do it just to spite them for believing such a thing in the first place
Yep
This sounds like a good idea for a scp artickle
This wasn't a debunking of flat-earth. It was a merciless decimation. And it was beautiful.
Decimate comes from the Roman army practice of doing away with one in every ten men as a punishment. This means that decimate only destroys 10% of something, Dec literally translates as ten, So I find it annoying when people use the word decimate to describe a complete destruction of something.
@@alexanderinsubordinate1861
So, obliterated?
@@alexanderinsubordinate1861 🤓
@@snoote533 yes obliterated is better
@@alexanderinsubordinate1861
Nice
Binge watching this playlist clearly shows Dave's change in tone towards flat-earthers from calmly explaining why the Earth is a globe to straight-up calling them idiots for believing the Earth is flat. I love it!
I love the fact that according to their logic Trump was in on the conspiracy and he managed to not tell anyone for 5 years
I find it amazing that a Flat Earther would side with any form of politics, considering how paranoid and anti-government they are.
@@anevilghost670 The problem is that Trump, the arch adulterer, managed to persuade that many people to vote for him including the Religious Right. He had the knack, I think, of making people feel that they had been forgotten by everyone except him. Same goes for the Flat Earth gurus. They tell people that they've been forgotten. Then they tell them that they've been brainwashed. Then they're ripe for FE brainwashing.
I think if the Earth were really flat he would have released all the documents for it just because a Democrat told him he couldn't.
@@anevilghost670 since he's not a career politician, they see him as an "external hero".
"I find it amazing that a Flat Earther would side with..."
They really do do what they are told. The payoff they get - feelings of belonging, superior intellect, "specialness"... all come from obedience whilst training how to tell themselves they are heroic rebels.
They are completely self brainwashed.
Imagine - they will tell you they KNOW that things don't fall, because gravity is a lie...
And when you ask them how an object in a less dense medium "falls" in a specific direction because the density below it is higher than the density above it... At an amazing 9.8ms^2...
When there's not a machine on earth that could detect the atmospheric density differential above and below a golf ball...
And it's that simple to debunk.
This is a system that helps you turn-off thinking and reality.
Part 5: Cats
If the world were flat cats would have pushed everything off it millenia ago
I mean.
Its not wrong tho.
They would definitely do that.
Indeed, cats would have ordered egyptians to push everything off the map.
that's where egyptians come in
this quote is stolen from a common meme
I mean, he’s not necessarily wrong is he
I really struggled as a physics undergrad and switched to business. Now I'm really disappointed, because if I'd managed to make it a few more years, I would've gotten invited to the sex orgy and gotten paid to lie for the Illuminati and getting to play video games my whole life! 😔
@@nenmaster5218 Yes, I love Harris Bomber Guy. 😉👍
@@devanishant ☹
@@devanishant
Aw, thank you very much! (Though, looks can be deceiving. 😉) Have a nice day! 😊
hahahahaaaaaaaa
Ur joking right?nvm ofc you are
Best tip I've found is that you can't convince someone out of being stupid. You can only lead them to do it themselves.
Legit just ask them how things work. The moment they mention some BS... ask them how that works. Then how X interacts with Y.
Genuine questions, not pointed. Basically, lead them to try and answer the questions you think will help them understand they're wrong.
The moment they say "I don't know" Tell them you're actually really curious about it... then ask them if they can find the answer.
You can't convince someone out of being stupid, but you can leave them with the questions that require answers that WILL convince them out of it... and the moment you come at it from a point of wanting THEM to explain it, you cease to be part of a group trying to mislead them. Never state "Hey... this wouldn't work". Just go "Hey... I noticed this. How would these two things work together?"
People don't like cognitive dissonance, which is why they ignore the facts and avoid the people presenting those facts. If you make the dissonance come from within themselves, it'll eat them from inside out until they're done.
It's how my mom got out of being a Jehovah's Witness.
It's a pretty useful technique.
what is jehovah's witness
Edit: after a few days i found out and it is basically a cult or smth
I never even considered this. I'll try to keep this in mind if I ever meet a Flat Earther.
I had this realization too when some relatives of mine got into cultish conspiracies, it takes immense patience and restraint which sadly I do not have though😭
The Socratic method, basically.
Hmmm you think it'll work on socialists? 🤣
I've met a flat earther irl, and oh boy what an exhausting conversation it was. It's not even like talking to a wall, it's like talking to super advanced AI that's sole purpose is to sound as confusing and irritating as possible. It was like a misaligned tile in your bathroom that's stuck there forever, hurting your eyes every time you look at it, was a person. If there's one person on the planet, whose beliefs and way of living is solid fucking titanium-hard immovable object that will NEVER change under any circumstances, i insist on believing that it was this particular dude. It's literally like meeting that annoying troll that's dedicated to talk to you with the sole purpose of annoying you by talking things that hurt your IQ, and it turns out that's how he is even in real life, and he just can't help it. It left me scarred.
I once read a story of a flat earther so determined to prove the earth is flat, that he actually started to conduct some scientific experiments. But those experiments were simple and giving no results (according to him), so the madlad actually flew to antarctica, travelled to a north pole with some guide using gps and compass and some other stuff along the entire way. BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH so he just fucking went to a stratospheric flight, i don't remember correctly but there was something about sending a camera into space??? Well, i don't recall very well but the point is that in the end he saw earth's curvature with his own eyes, and returned to announce that they were all wrong. He stopped being flat earther, he saw the truth and just couldn't deny it any more...
...every other dude in his flat-group said that he's been bought by CIA and called him an agent of Illuminati... like for real, they expelled him from the fucking group after he showed them his material, which were pictures and videos of both him on Antarctica and him seeing space and earth from space. Dude spent over a year doing all these stuff and they said nah.
I refused to believe it was real and that someone would go so far, but after i met that one dude, i started believing that this indeed happened. I mean, with all the shit going on in florida, this isn't so weird.
Imagine the flat Earther you met had a belief that he and tens of thousands like him must take over schoolboards and teach flat Earth, much like the evangelicals did in the '00s with Intelligent Design. What would dissuade him besides insufficient supporters to take over boards? Do not worry that he's irredeemably dense, just as long as no others join him.
@@warmachineuk yeah... i'm glad he's the only one i've met. I mean, i met flat-trolls, but they just be trollin', and none of them was a flat earther. But i've noticed a pattern - this dude was also antivaxxer and talked shit about 5G soooo...
I've had the same experience with a good friend of mine,never again.
That person you met, think I worked with him. I used to love his "proof" that he printed from the Internet to hand out to us at work.
I especially liked how he explained that the government put the images of Mars, jupiter etc onto the end of my telescope. I wasn't aware that the flash worked for the government until he told me. The way he was able to see where I was pointing the scope and put exactly what I expected to see there was incredible. The way the flash was able to remove it when I looked to check nothing was on the lens as well was truly amazing. But more amazing, he's able to move at such speed without disturbing the air. Truly incredible the things the (UK) government keep a secret and don't use in say, a war!
@@ferrarisarecool7 Yeah, they are so hard to talk to, the more you talk to them the further down the slope of weird arguments and weirder conspiracies you get. But, unless you also live in Poland i doubt you worked for that man... this dude was on the lowest possible position in my company, only maybe the janitor was lower, he was basically a production helper worker, his job was literally segregating the production waste, and until now i believed a flat earther can't have any higher role in any job possible, only due to their lack of cognitive skills and general stupidity. Like, how can you lead a company and not get bankrupt if you can't do basic math and logic? But now you just said that you worked FOR a flat earther and i can't believe that my faith in humanity could get lower but it just did... HOW IS HE HAVING A COMPANY????!?!?!?!?
I actually met a real life flat earther the other day. I'm a bartender and they were at my bar, as a customer.
I laughed out loud, thinking it was a joke. Then, I saw that she was serious. I had to chill, she's a customer.
But, I couldn't help myself and launched into so super obvious examples. We politely changed the subject. But, fucking wow. It was like seeing a bigfoot.
These people actually exist. For real. In real life. It is actually as fascinating as it is sad.
your in on the conspiricy FLAT EARTHERS ARNT REAL
Alcohol doesn’t help the brain.
@@dkatomski okay. Thanks for the contribution. It was very helpful.
Just curious around what age was she?
@@rosealexander9007 I'm an industrial electrician and I've met 3 in my field at 30 ,~40, and ~50 years old. It's tragic. This is what happens when you continue to defund education.
I actually had one Flat Earther say to me, "If we really did land on the moon, why didn't Neil Armstrong bring back some green cheese?" Can't argue with logic like that!
There just wasn't time. First you have to milk the moon cows, then you have to culture the milk, then you curdle it, then several more steps, then finally you have to mature the cheese. It all takes time, but they had less than a day.
@@raggedclawstarcraft6562 (Yeah, I know. But there's more than one way to get cheese from the moon. [joke])
bruh
But they did bring back moon rocks.
How was a camera set up to capture the moment that Armstrong walked on the moon but nobody else had set foot on the moon yet ?
"Any god who is so weak that it can be hidden by its own creations is clearly not worth worshipping" is a RAW ass line
Flat earthers saying that God is being hidden by the government are insulting God
@@mattmerced1148god isn't real either way
@@jjthor_21 Oh, can you prove that? So you're a God that knows an Omniscient being doesn't exist, hrm?
Yeah.. Unfortunately for you that's literally the only way for such claims to be dismissed, is being an Omniscient Deity. Which you're not.. So..
@StylesEste i don't need to be omniscient to know that a magic man in the sky doesn't exist 💀 do you have any evidence that proves god exists? oh? you don't? then there's no reason to believe god exists
@@jjthor_21 Lawls. Actually you do, bud.
You're attempting a statement that has been tried for over thousands of years, and has failed so extensively that it saw the spread of faith throughout all of the "four corners" of the planet.
People find faith according go how the bible describes it as, including the evidence with it. Which the bible also cites. Yes, the very book you're questioning also says you base your faith on evidence.
Yup I remember clearly my first day of physics 101 like it was yesterday. We were brought before the supreme overlords to swear allegiance. A few initially refused, but after their liquification and replacement everyone complied. Shortly after the head of the physics department walked out smoking a golden cigar. He lead our class through a massive series of tunnels that put the Cave of Wonders to shame. There was gold, jewels, statues, paintings piled higher than the eyes can see. And ooooo the women. The price was easy enough. We just had to invent new ways to lie about the shape of the planet. While we may have been dragged along at first, after that first night there were none more dedicated to the cause. Good times. Thanks for the reminder Comrade Dave. See yah on poker night.
What? You got all that? All we had was a merry-go-round and a log flume... :(
Bravo.
"After their liquification" HAHAHAHAHA!
@@stylesrj all I got was a little demon named Jeremy as my only form of entertainment!
@@brandonm1708 ayo Jeremy don't mess around
Dave has done it. He has debunked flat earth with the existence of flat-earthers.
Lol
Woah
The strongest argument is probably the fact this 'Secret Society' has the assets to pull this Titanic con but can't John Wick a few Flat Earther RUclipsrs LOL
Oh my god, it's like Jordan Peterson and SJWs 🤣🤣🤣
If it were flat, a 🐈 cat would have already pushed everything over the edge.
"Dumbest hoax on the Internet" is one hell of an impressive achievement. There should be an international (you might say, "global") award for that.
Haha, I see what you did there
Clever
I mean... would it be international if most of it is in he USA?
Altho it's stupidity does count for more than just one country
@@Mr0901 im pretty sure every other country would agree that flat earth is one of the dumbest hoaxes on the internet, let alone the world
@@Mr0901 Sure - it's the World Series of Stupidity.
man, the idea that there are more people in on the lie than "sheeple" who are being deceived made me laugh out loud so freaking hard. imagine if the whole earth was just a gigantic truman show with actors and liars abound, just to play a prank on a select few? its unimaginably funny
That's what some people think, because they are dangerously paranoid.
These people be developing psychosis istg 😭
@@WHYISEVERYHANDLEALREADYTAKEN9 I guess. In which case it isnt really funny anymore. Psychosis is an actual thing, as is extreme paranoia. I wonder what the overlap is between buying into conspiracy theories and clinical diagnosees.
Though, I imagine getting diagnosed would only strengthen these peoples belief in the conspiracy theory. "Oh, of course the system tries to frame me as crazy!!!"
What's truly and ironically hilarious is that the possibility of Darth Sidious existing is greater than the possibility of the Earth being flat. After all, it did happen a long time ago in a galaxy far far away..
My mind is blown!
Lmao. Can't wait for the Artemis to take off. Bet these crazy people would say that it's CGI lmao. Everything is CGI for them when they can't believe it.
😂😂😂
The possibility of Darth Sidious surviving his fall down the Death Star (which is by the way impossible no matter how good you are with midichlorians and life; his survival is just the work of Star Wars IX's pathetic and stupid writing) is greater than the possibility of the Earth being flat.
Star Wars happened in andromeda
It's just impossible to convince them, even if you flew them out into outer space and they saw the entire planet through the window of the rocket they would probably argue that the windows are curved like a fisheye lens.
And once they do their expedition to see the ice wall and they don’t find one they’re going to say the captain\pilot was paid off by the government
some HAVE said that about airplane windows.
well, send them out of spacecraft without any helmet...
The problem is, even if a flat-earther went into space and acknowledged the truth finally, as soon as he came back down to Earth, the other flat-earthers would just say, he got brainwashed or bought into believing the Earth is a globe.
You can’t take a FE to space, cuz there is no space. And even if you tied him down in the rocket, all the acceleration force, weightlessness and views out the window are fake, as is the red hot burning reentry.
Also, lighthouse architects must be in on the conspiracy too, as they calculate the minimum amount of material that would be needed for their light to be seen at whatever distance is required based on the mathematics of the spherical Earth.
Exactly... The Lighthouse of Alexandria was said to be over 100 metres high when it was finished in 246BC. If we lived on a flat earth, they wouldn't have built it so high.
And anyone who makes optics. Canon, Nikon, bushnell, Celestron, etc. It must be hard to design and fabricate lenses that make the horizon look like it drops away from the viewer in a set of binoculars.
But that is science you cant use i against flat earther they didnt pass 10th grade
@@quantumsneak1773 Done. The videos I found clearly show boats half below the horizon even when zoomed in. Still team #GlobeEarth
@@quantumsneak1773 As another said already, that has been debunked. Eventually, no matter how awesome your camera is, the boat will disappear from the bottom up. Using that logic, I should be able to see every boat on the water with a variable zoom telescope.. but I can't. That is because on a ball, the ball will eventually block your view the farther something gets.
I believe that flat-Earthers were put here for a very serious reason. They give rational and intelligent people comic relief in a tedious world. They are as important as Abbott & Costello, Beavis & Butthead and Marjorie Taylor Green & Lauren Boebert. They give us all someone willfully ignorant that we can point and laugh at without feeling guilty.
I'd prefer actual comedians as they won't try to burn down cell towers or attack seats of government.
Well you can't prove then wrong tho
@@TheRealWattLife Reality proves them wrong. They're a bunch of science illiterates suffering from Dunning Kruger.
They are not funny at all.
Flat earthers only exist in order to give scientologists someone to make fun of.
Flat Earth Sex Party would be a pretty kick ass name for a band.
Ninja Sex Party exists. That’s closest one I can think of.
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter Why do you ask for prof when you’re just gonna deny it anyway?
@vladimir putin is andrei panin jfk is jimmy carter
Sunsets. Impossible on Flat Earth.
@@SewerTapes I think it’s a spam-comment, since the user is a day old and it’s comment history shows duplicates of the same comment.
@@niclaswa5408
How did you check his comment history?
President: "Tadah, it was a prank! The world is actually flat!"
Cabinet: "Sir, we spent quadrillions of dollars and you do a planet reveal?"
@TheIrrelevant - if anyone was going to reveal the big conspiracy it would have been the orange man - lol!!! He'd be like "Please let me tell them, oh please, and afterwards can I go ride in the big truck?"
@@honeychurchgipsy6 orange man ?
@@user-bl8pw6cn2d - yes - orange man who likes to ride in the big boy truck!!
Did you not notice Trump's awful, orange, fake tan make up (you could see the line where he'd applied it), and did you not see him sitting in a truck going broom broom like a five year old?
@@honeychurchgipsy6 this never had anything to do with politics it was a joke this comment
@@user-bl8pw6cn2d - oh wow - and to think I never got that!!!
What exactly about "orange man go broom broom in big truck" isn't funny, and makes you think I missed the joke?
If you know anything about comedy you would understand that the original comment is funny precisely because it is based upon truth: we all know that a man like Trump would never have been able to keep a secret about the shape of the earth - that is the joke being made by the poster, TheIrrelevant.
I took that idea and ran with it showing that I understand the joke.
Perhaps, and this is just a thought, you are upset because little Donnie is getting the piss taken out of him!!
“Nobody spends that kind of money for literally no reason”
NFT owners: hold my beer
if this video was only one year newer man lmaooooo
NFTs are just a bubble. Or at least they started as a bubble. Maybe rich idiots will spend millions on them now because of the public perception of them being high dollar items like 'normal' art is.
@@liarwithagun Name one actual difference between “normal” art and NFTs. Is it just because one is digital and one is analog that makes the only difference?
With NFT there is a clear reason - profit. People think that they can profit from NFT, treating it like an investment, despite it being closer to a gambling or a pyramid scheme. Alternatively - laundering money and tax evasion.
@@BizVlogs NFT isn’t digital art. It’s a receipt for a digital art, treated like an investment. It’s a scam.
Digital art existed just fine without this tech bro bullshit and digital artists have a perfectly reasonable ways to profit from their art without getting involved in a pyramid scheme with an energy cost of a small country.
I'm catholic and, like many of my peers, I do believe that Earth is not flat. Science and religion can be compatible. The pope said so himself. As for many who believe the Earth is flat, it's usually because they interpret the Bible literally and think that hiding this interpretation would hide God from the world. In practice, the Bible has many metaphorical texts and Genesis is one of them.
Im a Christian(protestant), and the whole part "they are trying to hide God" is stupid, as Dave said, if God is so weak that can be hidden by its own creation, why should we worship him??
@@gustavohp3439also, what would they gain from hiding god. Wouldn’t he like… send them to hell the moment they die?
@@IMthebiggestboyMaybe god is doing it himself to troll scientists by faking all their data and senses.
I’m Christian (Protestant) and God is the most knowledgeable being, he knows everything. So wouldn’t he make the something that would make sense, because science and religion should work together. He would make the Earth round, and the sun round and the perfect distance away etc. etc. so if he’s so knowledgeable he would be able to make something that works in religion and science.
Sorry I yapped so much hope you got my point.
@@AirtimeAdrenaline Yeah, he wouldn't put in fake data and stuff to screw with us for no reason, same reason why evolution and other sciences can co-exist with religion. I think Dave also said that "A god who needs to tinker with evolution or make humans himself is weaker than a god who made the universe knowing humans would come about"
I'd like to hear more about these sex parties. For scientific reasons, of course.
come join the lemon party.
Seriously. I'm a geoscientist with advanced degrees. You'd think me and my classmates would've been high on the list. Somehow our invitations got lost and now it's too late
Also, asking for a friend, where are these being held?
Should make the perfect holiday gift!
I've been there. You get invited when you defend your Master's of Science (or higher) degree. Gotta tell you, sexism in the elites has many downsides. Total sausage party.
My PhD is in computer science, and they must have thought we couldn't handle it. Boo hoo.
Please go after young earth creationists who think the world is only 6-10,000 years old.
:) hi
@@adriantheo7654 hi
I've had a guy ask me how I know the earth is older then 2000 years. I replied back with a stunned look and just said, "umm carbon dating?" He was confused at what that was and just walked away. The ignorance is real.
@@ttamko no to mention the romans, macedonians, chinese, sumerians just to name a few
@@scotibot7450 not to also include open trade on the silk road, the Bering Strait that froze over and nomadic people crossed from Asia / Russia to what is now Alaska. Nah man, no proofs. Lmao
It’s amazing how this conspiracy “theory” falls apart with even the slightest amount of thought.
Yeah but you're not supposed to do that. You're supposed to take them at their word because "Trust Me Bro" is the best source of information out there!
@@stylesrj Let’s not forget, we have to call all those globeys sheep.
And people are still stubborn enough to buy it, even after watching this
Sadly, I’ve recently come across even stupider conspiracy theories. If you can believe that.
@@bradysmith4245 That can’t be possible. What is it?
Absolute genius, with all the incontrovertible evidence my biggest regret is that I missed the sex party indoctrination in the second year of my physics degree, damn 😂.
The flat earth conspiracy takes advantage of the human desire to feel special or superior to draw in new members.
Edit: “do your research” isn’t a good response to a question you don’t want to answer.
Honestly, it isn't even about superiority sometimes.
Just think about what a round earth really means: an endless uncaryng universe. just imagine what that does to some peoples preceptions of the world, not that they're not special but that they literaly don't matter at all. to these people that must be a existentialy terrifiing realizaton so their brain goes into denial. if the earth was flat it would mean that the universe is so.. SO much smaller and give them comfort.
u mean like any sect or religion, yes i agree :)
It’s just a group of people wanting power and riches so they trick people into making a cult
@@thegodcomplex6641 How does criticising people peddling anti-science and anti-progress conspiracies based on faith and belief make anyone special? Believing Flat Earth makes you special within your view of the world, since you're one of the chosen few to know the "truth". We're just poking fun at their insanity, that doesn't make us special in any way, it's just entertaining.
And what exactly are we becoming "members" of? The globe Earth sex cult? Professor Dave Explains? I ain't subbed lmao
@@thegodcomplex6641 are you trolling or are you serious?
I think Shakespeare, said it the best.
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
@@TuriGamer *effect, btw
You mean Francis Bacon?
Wait was t this some Greek philosopher?
@@seankim2916 Nope, English playwriter of the Elizabethan Era, with the actual line being. "The fool doth think he is wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
he was describing the dunning kruger effect hundreds of years before it was called that
As an aerospace engineering student, I reeeeeeeally hope the sex parties thing is real, but the only thing that's going to fuck me is fluid mechanics and thermodynamics.
Yup been there, make sure to get your lube, it aint gonna be nice
Lol
Well technically that's true, both fluid dynamics and thermodynamics ARE involved, so.......
It was vector dynamics for me.
That's exactly what the Sex party is about
Fluid mechanics and Thermodynamics
my dad once said "anyone who believes in conspiracy theories has never worked in a large organization." alternatively, max brooks once said "getting a group of people to cooperate over long periods of time is the hardest task on earth".
I actually went to Antarctica. We evaded military patrols and reptilian royal guardsmen for weeks, until at last we came up The Wall ... a wall so big it would dwarf even Donald Trump's wildest dreams. With climbing spikes and ropes, we climbed the wall. The 100km climb took us days, and we finally reached the top. When we made it to the top, we found a series of mostly abandoned ancient alien fortresses and buildings. The top of the wall was about 50km wide, and it took us some time to reach the far side and look down at what lay beyond. What we saw was an entire _other_ world beyond! Dense forests, frozen mountains and snowy tundra, even deserts off in the distance. We used our telescope to search the distant lands for signs of life. We saw native people living there, as well as monsters and creatures beyond your wildest imagining! We even saw what we could only describe as the White Walkers, leading armies across the lands. They looked up at us with cold, blue eyes and I know they saw us. We were chilled to the bone with terror, so we ran back to the opposite edge of the wall. There we assembled our hang gliders, and we leapt from the top of the wall. We glided back to southern Chíle, landing at around 5pm, and went and enjoyed some tacos. This is the first time I've ever spoken about this expedition. The world isn't flat or round, it's infinite and the further you go the more Earth spawns!
😉
The most unbelievable part of your comment is your claim of climbing 100km in "days".
Did you find where they were hiding God by any chance when you were up there? I heard some folks were looking for him and the wall was being used to hide him.
If you didn't, that's fine. I'll probably mount an expedition myself later to check.
@@MrQuaiven It’s obvious how 😊
Don't write your fanfics here, publish them instead!
@@Krugis Right? That's blockbuster movie material right there!
I still can't believe this needed to be explained to anyone older than 5 years.
flat earthers should be legally eradicated
@@pix_d20 more like re-educated
@@kirara2516 no
@@pix_d20 I don't believe mass killing is the answer.
@@kirara2516 agreed
The flat earthers are the ones that got frustrated because they couldn't draw a simple sphere at school
Drawing a sphere on a sheet of paper would be hard though
Yea drawing a circle is much easier
Lol
@@alexandrev3505 Right, i would go as far to say that they never could, because they also do not understand perspective :D
@@alexandrev3505 Oh and btw drawing a sphere is easy. Make a circle and put an ellipse around the center with the covered line dashed. Voila 3D
I discovered recently that an acquaintance of mine is a flat earther. I found one thing he just kept avoiding answering me:
I asked him why we haven't seen the edge of his pizza world yet? There is no footage of it. I mean surely there must be some rich flat earther that could have shot up a sattelite, hired a jet, a plane or a helicopter and flew to the end of the world and film / footage it?
Flat Earthers typically claim NASA blocks anyone going to Antarctica and the edge of the Earth. Who needs evidence or explanations when you have conspiracy? Conspiracy is the answer to everything.
@@tokeshedNarcissitic Personality Disorder.
The part about this conspiracy that really fucks with my head is the fact that it creates a paradox in itself. Because in order for the earth being flat to be a secret, literally at least half the population would have to know that the earth is flat and for some reason is hiding it from the less educated people
exactly if more than 50% of the population is in on it it's not really a secret anymore
From what I know about politics, it would take 5 minutes tops for some leader of a country to blow it open to harm some other world leader's reputation.
Absolutely. And why would fierce enemies like Russia, USA, China agree to be in cohorts in the first place?
Trump would of messed this one up hard.
@@atheed9426 That's one way to know that intelligent aliens have never visited. If they had, Trump would be yelling from the rooftops about how he cut the greatest, biggest deal with them.
Yeah totally, the taliban would be screeching about it by now
The president of the US would have to be in on it so I imagine the second trump was told the earth was flat he’d start tweeting.
If this doesn't convince people that the earth isn't flat then nothing will. Even the ancient Greeks knew that the earth was spherical in shape.
@@rlupara They knew because of critical thinking. Watch the first episode of this miniseries which focuses on the moon, for example.
@@rlupara You can also type the question into the search engine.
grade8 science. com/ 3-1-1-how-did-the-ancient-greeks-learn-that-earth-is-round/
Okay so RUclips is auto-deleting comments that have links in them since spam bots are getting out of control, so I put a couple spaces in there to break it up now. Just copy-paste and get rid of those and it's fine.
@@rlupara I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be experimenting. Looks like a good site (though I wonder how it hasn't been autodeleted for containing a link).
If I'm being totally honest about it, there's a vast amount of stuff that I can't scientifically prove on either side of this debate, so I have to look at what others have to say. I consider myself a tabula rosa person, or open to any new idea regardless of how crazy it may sound. And... the round earthers just have so much more compelling evidence, and there aren't any obvious holes in the logic. When I accept the round earth way of thinking, each phenomena of nature can be explained in detail using both common sense and specific math. When I accept the flat earth way of thinking, then suddenly the moon and stars make no sense, the southern hemisphere doesn't exist, and the entire world is engulfed in a conspiracy that spans thousands of years. I'm a history nut, and I can't honestly believe that. I can't honestly believe that they've got millions of people - including all world leaders - in their pocket either.
So in short, even though I'm open to new ideas, the evidence of the flat earth community just isn't enough for me. The community as a whole strikes me weirdly as well - I'm atheist, since I don't believe that God is what created us and even if he did I see no reason for them to care about us in the slightest. As you might imagine, I don't get along with a good deal of flat earthers because of that. They come off as the type of people that instead of listening first then responding second, they listen first then regurgitate second. It doesn't strike me as very bright, so I take what they say with some salt just on principle now.
@@rlupara By looking at shadows that can only exist on a curved surface
@@rlupara thru logic.
You could fly a flat-earther to space and they would still say the windows are screens.
just throw them out of the rocket
@@Vienic2 then they’d say that they’re stuck in some enormous room with wallpaper that looks so real that it basically is real.
@@sevenoxia7199 nah they would say that you drugged them and that they are hallucinating, or that the earth is flat but it appears round or some other b.s lol
My favorite is "it just looks that way because light is curved."
They would vomit excuses like the windows are fish eye lenses too.
Let's be honest. 1.1K people disliked this because they can't handle the truth.
Or maybe just Australians liking it
@Yobama We're not. I'm simply a figment of your imagination.
So sad that the dislike counter has gone now. It was an easy way to gauge how many idiotic saps that believe nonsense like Flat Earth were still out there.
@@roguegargoyle914 exactly
Movie “A FEW GOOD MEN” - You can’t handle the truth, son.
i didn't even need someone to disprove this. i watch this because i enjoy the reasoning you use!
Ok then show us your debunk of this video
same here lol, I tried arguing with Flat Earthers on an hour (and a bit) long documentary of the history of the Earth scaled down to a single day and it's not worth the trouble! They just go to videos that they have no reason to click on to cause trouble!
@@herschel3810 please re read the comment lmao
Same.
Lol I enjoy watching so when I argue with a flat earther I can destroy them
Imagine a flat earther riding a Starship and would argue that the windows are just displays for 8 months
Edit: bro how is this comment still getting attention...
Never heard this one before 😂
throw them out of the spaceship. They will feel pain and sufdering while realizing all the bullshit they made up was fake
@@Grim_Yeeter "I knew it! They put me in a vacuum chamber to execute me for speaking truth! Those bastards!" _proceeds to suffocate_
@@Grim_Yeeter lmao, yeah, I was just about to say, "then open the windows!"
@@eyemard weak bait. You're killing yourself all over the comments section.
"Delusional narcissist with no skill set", absolute gold Dave! Keep up the great work.
Thanks!
What is yhi
When I was training as a navigator in the Royal Navy.. everyday I was expecting the knock on the door and being told that the lines of longitude didn’t converge south of the equator..and I would need to use these secret charts that showed the true distances and the huge ice wall.. oh and special compass to go east or west and indeed south in Antarctica !
They never came .. and guess what the charts I used around the Falklands were a perfect fit for a globe earth ! Can any flat earther that has never navigated a ship around Antarctica .. explain that one to me ? I’m waiting
They can certainly try. I don't think they'll finish the journey.
They will sink before that happens.
@@Person-tz1tk they will *SOAK* in defeat while their thouths *Sink in* that they were living in lie
They can't. They'll just point to a video of another navigator in the Royal Navy saying that he saw the ice wall and tell *you* to explain *that.* When all else fails, and even the experts are calling them out on their bull, they love to point to the same few "brave whistle-blowers" to try to make themselves look credible, while ironically ignoring the thousands of genuine experts and acting like all of them are being payed off by Big Ball. "Everyone else says the earth is round which means they're all liars, but this one guy says it's flat, which means he must be telling the truth!" Delusion in its purest form.
@[ ] well I certainly was not paid to lie when I navigated submarines in the southern ocean using spherical geometry! I know for certain that the world is a sphere .. I did my own ultimate research !
Dunning-Krueger explained it. Those who believe it are the very ones least equipped to understand how they’re wrong.
this isn't dunning-kruger
The more I think about Dunning Krueger, the more I think about how it parallels Plato's cave allegory. Those in the cave think they know it all, those who meet the actual world for the first time realize they know absolutely nothing, and by the time those who actually know the world talk to those still in the cave, the cave people laugh. It's the left and right sides of the dunning krueger graph that argue with each other.
@@BigDBrian flat earth is dunning-kruger
I saw a documentary about flat earth. It was called "Dumbasses".
Professor Dave, in my honest opinion you are one of the best science communicators on the planet. Your sceptical debunking is so clear and on point that it boggles my brain that a believer can see a video like this and not immediately change their mind. We need a pill to cure cognitive dissonance I think. I would dearly love to see you focus on some of the bigger “problems” relating to pseudoscience such as those in the medical field, especially antivaxers! Love your work.
I did an anti-vaxx one! I'm fixing to do lots more medical stuff too.
@@ProfessorDaveExplains Jesus christ what how did you find this guys comment
Thanks Dave I will check it out. Anti-vaxxers are essentially another conspiracy and much of your approach here is directly applicable to many other conspiracies.
@@khaleddoudechnumber1473 sort by newest
He does have a great talent in talking plainly and straight-forwardly, which is necessary
“Honestly, given the magnitude of the conspiracy as it is peddled, and the titanic power ascribed to its progenitors, that fact that Flat Earth channels even exist at all is proof that the Earth isn’t flat.”
That's actually hilarious, I never even thought about it that way. They themselves are proof that the Earth is not flat.
No but see think about it, "they" allow flat earthers to exist and then call them crazy conspiracy theorists, so that the average Joe won't listen to the truth!
That's totally it!
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481
Uh oh, looks like someone forgot to press play.
It's amazing. All conspiracy theorists are like this. Most conspiracy nuts talk in code, so "they" won't catch on. But seriously, if the Illuminati Freemason lizard people NWO are so powerful, then surely they can decipher a thinly veiled message.
@@gibbonbasher8171 i think it's a joke
@@Victorsandergamer
I wouldn't say... considering they deleted their comment.
I love that way of insulting flat earthers in the most elegant way possible, not giving a single bad word but just ideas at every single possible level, scientifical ones, obvervable ones and even just plain logic ones. That part of them just wanting to feel important is such a huge truth, cant wait for your future videos debunking other hoaxes like this. Awesome video and awesome series over all.
The end of a legacy, and the start of a legend. Never stop calling out hoaxes and stupidity, Dave. It may not seem like it, but it works, and it matters.
“This is very dumb, as any god who is so weak that it can be hidden by its own creations, is clearly not worth worshiping” idk why but this line made me burst out laughing (not in a disagreeing way I just mean it was funny to me)
@@jmbbk4737 "Eco-Marxist anti-capitalist UN agenda" by Schumpeter that's got to be one of the most insane phrases I have ever read, where in the actual fu** does Marxist ideology was established on UN? Did you ever read the main subject of Marxism before desmissing or even It's commentators?
@@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108 Pretty sure jmb is invoking that "Cultural Marxism" conspiracy. Fun fact, the Nazis used the same conspiracy to get into power, but it was called something like 'Cultural Bolshevism' back then.
@@thespelsheepington6664 Hmmm, interesting, now you just some food for thought for me and I don't want to know are "They" for Mr./Mrs. jmb, might be a very unpleasant "surprise".
@@thespelsheepington6664
They also called it Marxism but Bolshevism was more used. I mean although Marx critcised religion as a whole, similarly to what modern atheists say, he was Jewish after all. So both words perfectly fit into their conspiracy theory.
same i agree with all of it but its so fucking funny
I honestly didn't knew people thought the earth was flat until I had social media.. and at first I thought it was a meme or like a joke.. but no they really were serious..
Same, its like hard to believe that people are that dumb
@@Random_. it's not dumb it's ignorant and condescendant. Like the fact they convinced people about something as crucial as the earth's shape is either hilarous or terrifying
@@AnthoNy-vq8bv yeah
How do you know they are truly serious? I still think most of them are just pretending to have those beliefs.
yeah some are just joking but even more are actually serious
I am not even a scientist. Just an IT engineer, that works with GPS, and uses haversine formula to calculate distances over the Earth. The formula that would give wrong results if used on a flat plane. Someone would have to pay millions of people like me, and pay a lot to keep the secret.
Come on, please, write that formula about Let's all see her. Thank you
@@policeman4144 you want me to write the haversine formula? It's not a secret, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haversine_formula
I've asked several flerfs why da heck spherical data is used to calculate distances in a flat surface. None of them have answered.
@@humbertos.8430 It’s all a lie, it’s so that they can hide the secret Ps5 storage warehouses from the public (real)
@@policeman4144 he wrote, now see it
Dont act like you forgot
This is my fa favorite flat earth debunk. Although, I love all the science-based debunks and find them to be fun & educational, ultimately they aren’t required to debunk flat earth. All you need is 2 words: “common sense”
Very nicely done professor Dave!
If the earth was flat, someone would have monetized it by now, cruises to the edge of the earth, flights over the ice wall to see a great view of space.
Donald Trump would have set up a hotel on the edge and be bragging about it on social media. Even if it failed, he'd still blab about it.
@@stylesrjYou mean *when* it failed?
nope they think there is a UN navy that patrols the ice wall or something
The Capitalist's Law of Conspiracies: If no one is making money off of it, it doesn't exist.
lol no way@@averiWonBTW
Let’s gooo
Yet another video to absolutely destroy their ludicrous conspiracies
Hi Dave. I’m 27 years old who’s a vehicle mechanic and never been to college.
5:03 Is there really a sex party induction? If so, I must be missing out…
😅😂🤣Kidding, I’m kidding! But seriously, it doesn’t take a genius(no offense) to know that the Earth is and always has been a sphere with Antarctica at the South Pole, not some dillusional, disproven disc surrounded by a supposed continental ice wall, with a cult of slackjaws that need a re-education.
Sometimes when I’m feeling down. I like to go through this and other debunks comment sections. And Dave is still down here with his delightfully scathing replies.
Keep up the good work dave
I like to imagine a version of earth where literally everyone of us who isn't publicly an outspoken flat-earther is in on the conspiracy and the vast majority of humanity has simply agreed to play this massive, elaborate, world-wide prank on a small group of people just so we can call them idiots.
That would at least be funny as opposed to the reality we live in, where flat earthers are just pathetic.
We must take all flat earthers to this dimension
@[ ] My dude, I don't know if this is bait or not, but scientists get not paid millions. I would know, I am one. If I actually got paid like that, you bet I'd do this shit for fun. Sadly, that's not the case and science is exactly as boring as one might think. I wish I got paid to lie, then I could just make shit up instead of, you know, working.
@[ ] what’s wrong then?
@[ ] dang dude can you show me those millions? I will gladly take them to lie about anything you want
@[ ] So do you close your eyes when evidence is actually presented, or what methods do you use to ignore them? Just curious!
Flat Earthers: Your photos are all fake!
Also Flat Earthers: My photos don't exist, so you can't disprove them!
Flat earthers have flat brains.
Damn... that last part where he dove into the psychology of conspiracy theorists was hardcore. I usually come to this channel for a quick little video to refresh my knowledge or to just learn something random. I never realized how hardcore he can be.
Respect.
In highschool I read a book called 101 facts that prove the Earth is flat, it made a believer out of me. But you have brought me back to the side of the sane. Thank you.
Well done. Being able to exit such a cult is a sure sign of intelligence and a rational mind.
@@peteconrad2077 thanks man. Have a good rest of your week.
Glad for you! Do you happen to recall what parts of that book had you convinced? Not to criticize or insult, I'm just curious, as people joining then leaving flerf is fairly uncommon
good for you! now i need to find it and its author.
Conspiracy theorists: "Question everything, except me... buy my t-shirts instead."
We wish you a merry flat earth, we wish you a merry flat earth, WE WISH YOU A MERRY FLAT EARTH, NOW GIVE US SOME CASH.
@J Thorsson about 90% are trolls; 10% are serious.
@J Thorsson The best way to troll the serious ones, is to ask them: 'you do understand flat earth is a role-playing community, right? Like furries, bronies etc.'
They then can't tell if anyone they talk to is serious. 🤣
@J Thorsson One of my best friends is like that. Fortunately not a flerf. She was abused as a child, and heavily bullied in school... the teachers done nothing to prevent it. So yeah, it is distrust of authority. 😕
@Demonstrable Pixie
Devious... I like it
Ruthless Dave, I love the rhetoric
@[ ] satire or stupidity?
@[ ] lmao. Provide a map that shows air flights with times and distances that line up with reality. Also note that once they leave their destinations they can’t turn. Flights such as Santiago to Sydney can’t go over land.
All of these things are observed by 1000s taking these fights so no cheating.
Ok you can’t do it. You are really stupid
@[ ] please say sike rn...
Who needs Ruth?
@[ ] your example of how people can be disillusioned at the max
FlatEarthers are like that one guy screaming you’re all crazy.
that crazy guy screaming that everyone else is crazy
@@Tower_Swagman Guess I must be crazy then... If I am not the screamin' one, I am crazy according to the screamer, if I am the screamin' one, I am crazy according to every body else ...... yup, logic dictates, we must all be crazy according to this logic, and logic never lies.
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 Well, proof it then.
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 HAHA YES
THE SCIENCE IS SUSSY 😳
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 this guy has been spamming "THE EARTH IS FLAT DEAL WITH IT" on this video
This is my favorite argument against Flat Earth, or any conspiracy theory. Once you start asking How and Why, the argument disintegrates. As you point out, there is just no way that SO many people were involved in this for SO long for no real gain.
it's to hide God 😂
Ask any flerfer any “why anything” and use their logic at their disposal against them.
As a high school dropout, I can confirm that I have not received my sex party ritual and I will now go obtain a degree in mechanical engineering so I may obtain this indoctrination.
Make sure they don't charge extra tuition for it though....😆
I can tell you dropped out, cause you're rocking that sweet hammer and sickle, brah!
What they didnt tell you is 12 gorillas will initiate you at the back of the party room
"People who talk about volcanos are lieing" me in Iceland where a new volcano just made itself real "i guess i never existed after all"
Yiou are paid actor
From one paid actor to another, good job
-person from Australia
@@drawingastickman8122 Wait....You guys get paid?
Michael Weir the government is kinda lazy on the pay, they’ve forgotten a lot
I hiked to the top of a dormant volcano a week ago, it's crazy how the government decided to build a huge mountain out of fake volcanic rocks for literally no reason
Professor Dave, my favorite science communicator. This is one of the best science channels around. Almost up to 2 million subscribers. Congrats Prof, well deserved.
I‘m asexual and going to start studying physics in a few months. Please keep me out of the haunted mansion sex party and just fill me in on the conspiracy in a quick briefing, thank you very much.
We'll arrange for the dead drop via the postal service...
...the conspiracy also uses them to send money to their people so it should be reliable. You did get paid, right?
hiiii another asexual person (im ace-spec though but eh)
Ur funny
Related to the topic here's a joke about how it's impossible to argue with a conspiracy theorist.
A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven where he gets to meet God and ask a question. He asks "So, who killed Kennedy". God replies "It was Lee Harvey Oswald who acted alone". The theorist then says "Wow. This goes way higher than I thought."
I'm not a wacky conspiracy theorist, but to be fair the mysteries surrounding the JFK assassination sometimes has me question in what world I live. And not in the sense that I should question science (like flat earthers do), but more in the sense of global politics and backdoor economics. Let's be reasonable, politicians are mostly liars, and we both know the 1% of this world is a closed of bubble,...
so yeah,...
I think the earth is round, but the details about Kennedy's assassination and the following case just don't line up for LHO just simply being a crazy commie. Not everything the govt says is a lie, but don't take everything at face value.
@@dononteatthevegetals2941 _"but the details about Kennedy's assassination"_ Are only questioned by those who typically answer evidence with the phrase "... but that's what they want you to think". Sorry bro, but if that's your best argument then just admit you're weak minded.
@@corey2232 I said it as an example. But let me phrase it like this; I ain't arguing what is already known about Kennedy's death. I accept it and live my life. But if it would ever come to light there was more behind its murder then Oswald shooting him out of arbitrary reasons. I will not be suprised,...
@@ashokafulcrum4795 That is a very reasonable position. I think you were mistakenly jumped on. I have read other comments and you answer is good.
I do not have a deep seated mistrust of the 'government' but certainly do not offer 'them' my undying faith and trust.
I too, would not be shocked if the future unveiled new actual proof of other underlying motives etc behind the JFK thing. I am more shocked when the government does the right thing, because it is the right thing to do.
- Cheers
At this point flat earth is just a bunch of people that won't admit that they're wrong
Always was
The flat earth always was this.
Once, a flat earthier made a home made rocket. Yes he proved himself wrong.
Idk how he survived DONT ASK ME
Edit: Autocorrect is the only thing dumber that flat earthers
@@benmountaingangster How tf did he do that I want it too
It's a bunch of mentally ill people with delusions.
When I first heard of Flat Earth, I just thought it was a joke or meme that mocked the fact if people believed in it but then I found out there are actual human beings who actually think the Earth is flat. I refused to believe that people could be dumb enough to think that. My theory is that they just want to be special for once
And instead they are just viewed as ‘special’.
They want to feel a sense of purpose in their lives by feeling like the "chosen one". They are such big narcissists that they're unwilling to accept a reality we're they're not as special as they want to be so they resort to believing unpopular conspiracy theories to make them feel like they know more and are ahead of every else, and they're willing to abandon all logic in the process.
@@nenmaster5218 stop spamming
How is having less IQ than a 4 year old make you special?
pretty sure it began on the internet as a joke
we all know what happens when jokes are made on the internet
Hey Dave..... as an Aviator I want to say thank you for what you've done for REALITY. I'm not aware who's reached out to you on the following matter but as a BLACK MAN I want to say, THANK YOU FOR THE WAY YOU EXPOSED JESSE FOR WHO/WHAT HE REALLY IS on that debate. He does not and I repeat DOES NOT speak for the black community impoverished, privileged or dead past present nor future and absolutely most definitely doesn't speak for Christians. Stay great bro. Peace and love ✊🏾
Wondering who this "Jesse" person was ... found _"An Amusing "Discussion" With Jesse Lee Peterson."_
_That_ Jesse? His opening gambit was "racism has never been a problem in this country at all". That's some flat-earther-level madness right there.
I'm a civil engineering student. I probably have the most diverse education of any of the engineers, because we have to cover everything from structures to the environment to city planning. An important aspect is surveying, in which you measure land to figure out its geometry: how long does your water line need to run, and how much rainfall did the state of Texas get last year?
That last point is important, because it's a study called GEODETIC surveying. In it, you must account for the fact that the earth is round, triangles don't all add up to 180⁰, etc. So every person who has ever measured area of land bigger than a house must be in on it too.
And trust me, engineers are not being invited to the sex parties. They're not even being invited to regular parties.
Wait, so the sex parties weren’t apart of it? Then what have I been invited to...
This is the most concise and brilliant take down of Flat-earth that I've heard. It parallels my own arguments about how ludicrous the motivations and how complete the world-wide conspiracy would need to be to pull this off. And WHY? Why wouldn't the NASAs of the world still receive boggles of money to go up and explore the boundaries of the container that the flat pizza-earth is held in.
But of course, much, much more articulately put than I've managed to do. Thank you.
Destroying Flat Earth Without Using Science - Part 5: Capitalism
If the Earth was flat, Capitalist would market the hell out of the edge of the Earth.
Donald Trump would be bragging on social media all the time about his hotel on the edge of the world.
@@stylesrj anyone would if they had the money
you have a point, and every evil socialist dictator would've thrown his own people into oblivion for the hell of it.
Makes more sense than “the government is trying to hide God.”
@@ftsftw418 money
This struck a chord with me. About 15 years ago when I was working as a network technician for the Federal Government I was in a small office with four other men. One day our cleaning lady came in. She was always on about nutrition and particularly things like trans fats. After she had made a declaration one day I countered with information I got from my daughter who has a master's degree in human nutrition and nutraceuticals. The cleaning lady's reply? " Oh, she's too educated; she'd never understand!" Our jaws just about hit the floor! That sums up conspiracy theories for me.
Keep the gurus away from educated people, it would taint their perfectly good minds.
@@mattmerced1148 their mentality is “you think you’re better than me”
Imagine watching this video for studies and out of nowhere, a fucking Geometry Dash Demon face pops up
You brought up a point for why I don't believe in conspiracies. My dad used to say, "The only way to have a conspiracy is for only ONE person to be involved. If there are more than that it's impossible to keep it a secret."
In intelligence work the saying is "If 2 people know it, it's not a secret."
@@Matuse I personally like the saying " Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead."
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 In your online groups it might be, not in real life.
@@flmnewvideooutinmychannel3481 If it's flat then why are you shouting? Saying something stupid louder doesn't make it right.
Why isn't the Flat Earth community popular?
Because they can't spread the word a round.
Knee Slapper
This comment right here is spicy
Because their brains are flatter than their belief system. Any ideas they have, fall flat😎. They are flat out wrong.
Ba dum tssss
@@borkingdoggouwuuwuw here my friend, you just crossed the line between a dad joke and a bad joke.
8:48 that little jab against Star Wars the rise of Skywalker in a debunking flat Earth video was unexpected, but appreciated!
I swear to god, these flat earther are undergoing 5 stages of grief:
Denial - They don't believe on proofs using logic given by the video.
Anger - They type angry comment saying "lies" and stuff
Bargaining - They ask for empirical proof despite the proof is directly in front of their face.
Depression - Many people debunk their comments, and they stopped decided commenting because they are losing.
Acceptance - The experince makes them question their own beliefs and decided to do their own research free of biases (hopefully)
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@@SubZero...... So do you just post bs on every comment that doesn’t believe your ignorant lies?
@@SubZero...... libtard 🤢
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the best of the best idiot!..u open ur mounth like u flart!
When you see a Professor Dave destroys flat earth video, you click the like button.
50 people would argue against that. 😂
@@Katatawnic Its on 80 now, but this is not realy a high "score" ... I guess there are less and less Flat erthers doing their "research" nowadays...
@@erikblaas5826 That's kind of a bummer. I'm gonna have to find new comedy videos to watch if this keeps up. lol
me too
Thanks for reminding me
I worked at a Planetarium in a science museum, and I have to say, when I was invited to the crazy sex party it wasn’t that fun, they were mostly lizards. Luckily, before the Planetarium, at that science museum, I took care of some lizards in the life science lab, and knew their language. So I got them to pay me off in candy instead.
damn, that would have been a furry's wet dream
Why do all planetariums have dome shaped ceilings? Is the sky suppose to be a dome or something?
@@hajimehinata5854 are you speaking from personal experience hajime
Did you get to meet tom cruise at least?
What the fuck
Where can I find the reptilian orgies
2:23 That GD demon face there, killed me laughing. I wasnt expecting ANYTHING related to any media I enjoy in this video.
Same
"The simplest of minds are unable to accept a reality that does not recognize their brilliance." Ooof men these words are gold ! I want to see what's next !
Elon Musk: If there's a flat earth community, where's the flat mars community?
Flat Earth community: Unlike the Earth, Mars has been studied to be round.
Meanwhile on Mars:
Ksum Nole: If there's a flat Mars community, where's the flat Earth community?
Flat Mars Community: Unlike Mars, Earth has been studied to be round.
Epic fail.
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I do that every few days with all of Daves debunking videos, great entertainment right here
Saupreiß
It goes in one ear & out the other
"I'm coming" is the scariest line out of Professor Dave I've ever heard, especially in this context.