That moment when you try to pass gas silently in class under full control by releasing it in fractions, but accidentally it turns out to be like a sound of loud trumpet and you become the centre of attention of the class!
I've solved this farting problem at least while attending mass at the Holy Vespers Cathedral: I have inserted a moderately good size butt plug and that works for much of the sermon.
Well, I light a fire to my farts sometimes. So I'd say I'm highly intelligent. Of course only around very, very few ppl & off in my own space. Never around others tho
@@jennyhumper8756 I have a friend who is always constipated (thinking it's his food intake). And he has severe problems trying to fart since the gas cannot make it around the huge fecal amounts blocking the way out. He's always sadly having to run to the closest toilet.
I was at a wedding once and tried to fart but instead let out liquid diarrhea of great volume, and later people told me the smell hit people that were 100 feet away within 7-10 seconds after it happened. I went to the restroom, took my pants off and just threw away my underwear and socks since the runny made it down there too. I went out the back door, once home I disrobed in the bath rob and showered until the water heater supply turned cold. Finally I decided everything but my shoes were garbage and tossed them at a local dumpster. I was ashamed for nearly a YEAR!
I only used to fart once in a blue moon and on the rare event that i did fart, they never smelled. But since i turned 30 all i do is fart! And the smell is enough to choke a bloody donkey.
+FuzzFace yeah i got food poisoning one time and i took antiboitics which killed all the bacterias and bad bacteria took over i guess its annoying let me no if you find a solution
I've solved this farting problem at least while attending mass at the Holy Vespers Cathedral: I have inserted a moderately good size butt plug and that works for much of the sermon.
I came here because ever since I graduated from my bachelor of music degree; my frats are starting to sound very melodic and musical, I'm wondering if they count as a brass instrument.
This was the best educational video ever!!! I literally CRACKED UP the entire time but now, I know what farts are 😂😂😂 I love this ( coming from a 14 year old girl )
I used to fart excessively. It turns our that gallstones were the apparent cause of that. I had my gall bladder and several stones removed over 20 years ago. Since then, I almost never fart.
After 2:37.... Am I the only one that's gonna search methane fart with a lighter? Hahaha, Jesus, us Americans are original I'll tell ya that!! GO RED WHITE AND BLUE!!!
I was having the worse stomach pain today, it hurt sitting still and when I press against my stomach. Eventually I said screw it and tried to sleep, after laying down for about a minute, I farted for about a solid 15 seconds and I have never felt any better. Farts are weird man.
In 2013 I went to Europe and had to take an overnight train from Berlin to Amsterdam, so I had to share a cabin with 2 French girls and I went to the toilet once to fart but I was so gassy (drank hot chocolate earlier) that I couldn't keep going to the toilet every 5 minutes so I had no option but to hold them in until we arrived the next morning. I've never felt more relieved in my life omg.
Jesus. I fart 20 times on my way to the kitchen to get coffee in the morning. Ive tried to count all of them in a day but Ive never been successful. I estimate around 175 to 225. They rarely smell though.
It probably has to do with either your genetic ability to digest certain foods, or to your gut microbiome. Talk to a gastroenterologist if you're very worried. If you haven't tried incorporating yogurt that contains live active cultures into your diet (or taking probiotic pills, if you don't like yogurt), those might help.
+BrainStuff - HowStuffWorks Thanks for the reply. I will definitely try to add yogurt to my meals and I will see a Gastrotesticlogist next week. I deeply feel bad about my partner though.
Lauren here! In case this just wasn't enough fart info for you, I wrote a script for Ben about more fascinating flatus facts over on HowStuffWorks: ruclips.net/video/uNk9SaJ_Fi0/видео.html
I ate a large garlic clove a few Halloweens ago in the name of "waste not, want not". It gave me incredibly frequent fluctuance that went on for about 24-36 hours. It seems that Garlic and Onions give me more gas these days. Lesson learned I guess?
I have a fart fetish I was wondering if u interested in making money by farting for me it’s weird but hey it’s money I’m not just a ugly guy askin either so that make it even better but if u not a gassy person this not for you 😭😂 but I always wanted a female that’s was cute to pass gas for me I find that so attractive when a girl fart and dnt care and still no she cute I’m weird but everybody ain’t perfect shit I’m just different 😂
I am awake at 3 in the morning watching a video about farts....what am I doing with my life?!
Great things.
lol
it's 10 at night
4.36 am
Vaibhav Shah same same same
Who else hates it when you hold your farts in for literally hours and you get horrible pain D:
やひこ さげ ながと Yes, but it's hardly possible to fart in front of customers at work. 😅
xLPSGIRLZ I hate it
xLPSGIRLZ in class yes
Yuno ツ same
i hold my fart but after a couple minutes i feel like peeing..
That moment when you try to pass gas silently in class under full control by releasing it in fractions, but accidentally it turns out to be like a sound of loud trumpet and you become the centre of attention of the class!
Anyone came here because your farting alot??
Leeyah Seechan yep!!
Yes indeed! And squirting!
ewwwwww girls cant fart >:( i wont let u any more
*you're
mike s. every body farts no matter what gender
Enough internet for today.
Sami Asim is he bangeli
why are you watching this
200th like
SAMI
@@no-vm8fv ur an idiotic piece of garbage
Only 21 times a day? I fart every five minutes!
Me too! Yey. I' not alone!
Same with my dad. His don't smell but they're loud as hell! lol.
Is Mayonnaise An Instrument? For me I fart like every 48 minutes in class but I tried to handle it
Is Mayonnaise An Instrument? same
Is Mayonnaise An Instrument? no Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument
I eat flowers, so I fart out perfumes !! It's called Perfart!
made my day 😂
+Va K lol that made my day
+Va K lol that made my day
k
lmbo
Farts are basically just butt sneezes :p
Thegim123
More like butt burps instead they smell worse.
Burps
Sullen Sam you can just say poop XD
And burps are basically mouth farts.
Today my arse has hay fever then 🏃🏽♀️💨💩😆
Funny how I'm laying in bed because I'm bloated and gassy as I watch this.
Liverpiggy
WTF
Ulster-Scot 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
That’s pretty fucking weird bud.
@@GarethColquhoun Autism?
What am I doing here? Way past bed time, and I'm here in bed with a cucumber and watching this stuff.
I bet you're bloated and gassy a lot more than just when you watch this video.
"They are farting inside you, then you fart their farts." (I laughed like a child hearing this)
THUMBS UP if you farted while watching this vid
megatron3210 i swear i gazzed xd
=)
megatron3210 😂😂🤢
Nanoo
😂😂😂😂😂😂
megatron3210 I did not fart
Feels so good to fart
It helps you
Eww You nasty get yo PRAORITIES STRAIGHT
I betchu you like smelling it more too
Logan Warner lol
Ever since I became vegan, my farts have smelled like flowers.
"you don't fart, the bacteria inside you farts, which causes you to fart." So um, what causes the bacteria to fart then?
pay attention Dan..... 2:18
@@faryalkhan5930 speak for yourself , i love farting
I’m farting while I’m typing this
Im shitting
Your profile picture goes with that comment.
I fart when I hold my self from going toilet..
that's really good to know
@Misty Uren big girl
me: im going to bed early tonight
me at 5 am: *watching this*
I've solved this farting problem at least while attending mass at the Holy Vespers Cathedral: I have inserted a moderately good size butt plug and that works for much of the sermon.
To think that after millions of years of evolution, humans with their sophisticated brains laugh at something their colon does :D
Well, I light a fire to my farts sometimes. So I'd say I'm highly intelligent. Of course only around very, very few ppl & off in my own space. Never around others tho
I don't care this comment is 5 years old, evolution never happened and the universe is less than 10,000 years old.
@@BibleNutterLiving up to your name, I see. Try to pass middle school this time.
@@rc7625I agree
Only 21 fart incidents? I guess I must be extra healthy.
I don't know why farts are rude I mean you can't control it. It just comes and go unexpectedly like a hick up or a burp we can't control those.
you CAN control it.
Vasti Vazquez I can control my farts and burps....
Anyone else watch this video right after farting, and asking yourself "why does my body fart?"
The most informative video I've ever watched. Period.
I'm tempted to, the next time I fart and someone hears it, just yell "SCIENCE!"
Yell it when you hear other people fart, too.
lol
+BrainStuff - HowStuffWorks Why can't I stop farting!? Am I an noob?
+BrainStuff - HowStuffWorks that is so funny
MindSponge yes😂
what am i doing with my life...
thats a great question.
RapidFire95 farting
Learning.
@@jennyhumper8756 I have a friend who is always constipated (thinking it's his food intake). And he has severe problems trying to fart since the gas cannot make it around the huge fecal amounts blocking the way out. He's always sadly having to run to the closest toilet.
That just might be the best installment of Brain Stuff I have seen.
Thanks Terry!
I was at a wedding once and tried to fart but instead let out liquid diarrhea of great volume, and later people told me the smell hit people that were 100 feet away within 7-10 seconds after it happened. I went to the restroom, took my pants off and just threw away my underwear and socks since the runny made it down there too. I went out the back door, once home I disrobed in the bath rob and showered until the water heater supply turned cold. Finally I decided everything but my shoes were garbage and tossed them at a local dumpster. I was ashamed for nearly a YEAR!
Did the bride and groom still get married?
@@cajayson8301 Postponed 2 weeks. or PostPWN!
"Everyone farts, yes even *YOU* "
Whaaat... Yah right! *I* never fart!
*farts*
Oops
ewwwwww girls cant fart >:( i wont let u right now
Yes, everyone farts!
no i wont let u fart
I already did
ewwww no, plz dont fart while u r reading my comments
I only used to fart once in a blue moon and on the rare event that i did fart, they never smelled. But since i turned 30 all i do is fart! And the smell is enough to choke a bloody donkey.
+FuzzFace yeah i got food poisoning one time and i took antiboitics which killed all the bacterias and bad bacteria took over i guess its annoying let me no if you find a solution
+jet black probiotics
FuzzFace you might've developed an intolerance for a certain food. Dairy is a likely culprit to cut out first and see if that helps.
Lol
That is so true...wait till you are older...
that means "it wasnt me" is an acceptable excuse
Who farted while watching this?
ll Mustachio ll me
I've solved this farting problem at least while attending mass at the Holy Vespers Cathedral: I have inserted a moderately good size butt plug and that works for much of the sermon.
I farted on purpose just to give you a thumbs up
Me
I almost farted
Can this be tested in different controlled enviroment?
Think about it and get back at me comment section...
"They're farting inside of you and then you fart their farts out." Hahaha 😂
I searched it up.
it's 3 AM.
please help.
What do I do when I want to fart and I'm in an interview knowing that it one of those silent killers..
I came here because ever since I graduated from my bachelor of music degree; my frats are starting to sound very melodic and musical, I'm wondering if they count as a brass instrument.
This was the best educational video ever!!! I literally CRACKED UP the entire time but now, I know what farts are 😂😂😂 I love this ( coming from a 14 year old girl )
I'm guessing you're probably 17 or 18 by now lol
Yes egg unless she died.
Him: "symbiosis"
Me: We Are Venom
"I'm looking at you beans" lmaoooo
My man really got down and made this video about farts okay
I heard there was a phenomena that cause you to not be able to control your farts due to anxiety
I can’t believe I searched for fart video..this quarantine is really getting to me
In some cases it could be a sign that your body is telling you answer nature's call
I used to fart excessively. It turns our that gallstones were the apparent cause of that. I had my gall bladder and several stones removed over 20 years ago. Since then, I almost never fart.
beans beans. they're good for your heart. the more you eat, the more you..
beep
Nightingale 4 life the louder you fart
Jermaine Nixon PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Jermaine Nixon FART
Jermaine Nixon FaRt
I thought I heard a bird last night
Turns out my dad farted
**When you fart but it camed out as a solid**
(Insert Mr.Krab screaming face)
After 2:37.... Am I the only one that's gonna search methane fart with a lighter? Hahaha, Jesus, us Americans are original I'll tell ya that!! GO RED WHITE AND BLUE!!!
Oh my god, this one guy farts and says: "What, I farted so what?" He is amazing, the only one who doesn't care.
because you just do it so don't ask..
I farted a lot while watching this video...
Hey..how many farts pass in a day?
My dog is a DIY expert,i farted in his face and he made a bolt for the door
Fartception.
Osiris Jenkins WE HAVE TO FART DEEPER
Osiris Malkovich a fart within a fart
When you think you are gonna poop, but its just a huge ass fart
Then you're colon be like: We are just getting started...
#Proud2Fart
NeuktrelGamer lmao 😂
What am I doing here? Way past bed time, and I'm here in bed with a cucumber and watching this stuff.
I farted while watching this
Haha very funny
lol
Those who clicked "dislike" are angels.They don't fart.
I was having the worse stomach pain today, it hurt sitting still and when I press against my stomach. Eventually I said screw it and tried to sleep, after laying down for about a minute, I farted for about a solid 15 seconds and I have never felt any better. Farts are weird man.
well i ate a HUGE bowl of pasta and let me tell you.. the next day was a farting disco.. my god
I thought farts were telling you....its time to poop
I died laughing reading the comments
"They are farthing in you, & you fart their farts out." best line I've ever heard
But why is my small intestine not digesting stuff? Is there a way to make your small intestine stronger?
Who do we fart inside of? I want Vsauce to do a video on this topic.
ikr
Corona is the reason of me watching this video LOL
In 2013 I went to Europe and had to take an overnight train from Berlin to Amsterdam, so I had to share a cabin with 2 French girls and I went to the toilet once to fart but I was so gassy (drank hot chocolate earlier) that I couldn't keep going to the toilet every 5 minutes so I had no option but to hold them in until we arrived the next morning. I've never felt more relieved in my life omg.
Jesus. I fart 20 times on my way to the kitchen to get coffee in the morning. Ive tried to count all of them in a day but Ive never been successful. I estimate around 175 to 225. They rarely smell though.
My mum was looking at me when the fart sound came by 😂😂
Hydrogen sulfide isn't all bad, though. Your body produces it for some important uses in your cells.
Great point, FyberOptic!
BrainStuff - HowStuffWorks Define a queef please.
why is it when I don't eat pizza my farts don't smell, but after I do eat pizza, my farts smell so horrible?
Jackerler It's probably because of the cheese on the pizza.
This guy is actually a good educational channel. Vsause never gets to the point. This guy has been shown in my school. Thanks for the vids man
^____^ Thank YOU for watching!
Whenever I start running the fart just comes out of me freely😂
what about those brown stains in my panties?
@@maryannetesh4105 well. shit
Epiphany: right now you might be breathing the remains of someone else's fart
Farting right now......Ass Gas!!!!
is it just me that cant see the date on this vid? this new youtube update is so annoying!!
I’m so serious I actually just farted before this video😂
The guy look Terrance & Phillip from South Park
So whoever smelt it didn't dealt it (technically)?
Yes! Technically, at least...
And who ever denied it really weren't lyin
Who farted then wonderd how they farted came on RUclips and searched how do you fart
why is it that I rip my ass whereas my partner don't when we both have same kind of food!
It probably has to do with either your genetic ability to digest certain foods, or to your gut microbiome. Talk to a gastroenterologist if you're very worried. If you haven't tried incorporating yogurt that contains live active cultures into your diet (or taking probiotic pills, if you don't like yogurt), those might help.
+BrainStuff - HowStuffWorks Thanks for the reply. I will definitely try to add yogurt to my meals and I will see a Gastrotesticlogist next week. I deeply feel bad about my partner though.
I am very glad that we are having such a serious conversation.
+Pettlepop The problem still exists...
I love how this topic is serious.😂
"Who are we farting inside of?" Mind = Bown
That moment when you thought its was a fart and you end up with little poop in your pants 💩
Been there.
3:00 as a bean i feel threatened
sick science dude
Thanks! Sick comment dude.
It’s 4 in the morning and idk how I got here lmao
Lauren here! In case this just wasn't enough fart info for you, I wrote a script for Ben about more fascinating flatus facts over on HowStuffWorks: ruclips.net/video/uNk9SaJ_Fi0/видео.html
Yea I farted sometimes
+XxBeastGamer55 xX I'd it's way more than that
Hello!
+BrainStuff - HowStuffWorks hey nice channel
Cool ghost kid don't lie everyone farts so do I
Who am I farting inside of? Who is farting out my farts? These are the cosmic questions man has wrestled with since he ate his first zebra.
Didn't understand all of it
So, I am only responsible for Sound Pollution!
i farted is this normal should i go to doctor
Yes, but make sure it's a normal doctor, too. Don't let a weird doctor know about your farts.
:D:D
Oh.. No you farted it is a disease called Ameotrophic lateral schlerosis and you should immediately consult a doctor or else you would die.... OMG😂😂
@RedGaming Studio I accidentally shit in my own mouth once
anyone ever tell you that you resemble the adult version of the little kid from Jurassic Park? Great videos, keep up the good work!
I literally fart up to 13 times an hour. Not kidding.
the universe...we farting inside the universe
Once, I farted so hard, I literally let out some poop XD
Mmmm lick it
+Masked Man Wtf? 😂 😂
Oh gosh! XD That must've been bad.
This happened once when I was younger (farts) *poop comes out* crap time to go change
OMFG 🤣😂😂
I ate a large garlic clove a few Halloweens ago in the name of "waste not, want not". It gave me incredibly frequent fluctuance that went on for about 24-36 hours. It seems that Garlic and Onions give me more gas these days. Lesson learned I guess?
My intestines release some powerful farts
I have a fart fetish I was wondering if u interested in making money by farting for me it’s weird but hey it’s money I’m not just a ugly guy askin either so that make it even better but if u not a gassy person this not for you 😭😂 but I always wanted a female that’s was cute to pass gas for me I find that so attractive when a girl fart and dnt care and still no she cute I’m weird but everybody ain’t perfect shit I’m just different 😂
Fart is funniest sound in the world😂😂😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My little sister's farts are REALLY loud
Laquetta West my mom's are louder
What's her age? Can you tell me please..
This is your time to support her. Encourage her to go pro.
I guess the title should be 'Why are "we" farting?' Unless this guy never farts🤔
I love farting it feels good after wards like taking a sh*t
I farted 3 times during this video now I have to poop. Bye now...*there it goes right down da toilet drain thing*