Orthodox Jew SHOCKS People With Flawless Chinese

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  • @xiaomanyc
    @xiaomanyc  3 года назад +421

    Want to learn fluent Chinese like me? Check out my Chinese course ‘’Street-Smart Chinese’’: www.streetsmartlanguages.com/chinese

    • @kingali7261
      @kingali7261 3 года назад +4

      All of a sudden you are jewish and only eat kosher lol you stay ordering duck and others non kosher food. Probably pork to.

    • @tankgaming4101
      @tankgaming4101 3 года назад +4

      You should make a video or videos going to the same places Iaosho505000 went

    • @SeaDawgOST
      @SeaDawgOST 3 года назад +2

      Im wating for Elon Musk to devoloping a learing chip with neurolink. But after that learing stuff like this wont be a chocker anymore

    • @hanggeng7269
      @hanggeng7269 3 года назад +2

      呵呵呵😄4:30那个东北大妈太搞笑了! 她说啥来着我老公是犹太银 😂 WTF??)))

    • @valdegomez4581
      @valdegomez4581 3 года назад +2

      Mazel tov

  • @glanced9684
    @glanced9684 4 года назад +4076

    "I have someone in mind, but she's probably out of your league." - That auntie's bluntness is killing me 🤣

    • @Beckala67
      @Beckala67 4 года назад +44

      Truth!

    • @Phantim3dx
      @Phantim3dx 3 года назад +21

      阿姨,我伤害了!

    • @mjlives5428
      @mjlives5428 3 года назад +88

      Totally loved her she would be a great talk show host!

    • @mrpzpdx
      @mrpzpdx 3 года назад +106

      She’s probably stunning!! If she knew this dudes bank roll she may reconsider him though.

    • @MajorSeventh
      @MajorSeventh 3 года назад +29

      She's based and DGAF. lol

  • @TheRoark85
    @TheRoark85 4 года назад +9391

    Now I want to see a couple of Chinese guys walking around speaking Hebrew.

    • @channelingjewishhistory8395
      @channelingjewishhistory8395 4 года назад +282

      Not Chinese but if you go to Israel there are many religious Jews from Burma who call themselves “Bnei Menashe”.

    • @bookmouse2719
      @bookmouse2719 4 года назад +155

      @@channelingjewishhistory8395 They're from India and they are bnei Menashe...they're from the tribe of Joseph. shalom mamee

    • @PJ-uq7ld
      @PJ-uq7ld 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @bigtimes1
      @bigtimes1 4 года назад +85

      Go to Kaifeng, Hong Kong, and Shanghai in China. Tel Aviv and Jerusalem has Chinese Jewish communities.

    • @jenoyjovich
      @jenoyjovich 4 года назад +81

      Go to Haifa university in Israel, there are tons of chinese people coming here to learn hebrew specially

  • @bbnice11
    @bbnice11 2 года назад +974

    12:18 I just love this setting. A group of complete strangers, jews, monk, a drunk guy who has fallen asleep, all speaking chinese, chilling in a random spot at the mall. Love it so much.

    • @evanwear5887
      @evanwear5887 2 года назад +68

      True symbol of America right there.

    • @Viktir123
      @Viktir123 2 года назад +80

      Sounds like a new sitcom show that needs to be made.

    • @raven9283
      @raven9283 2 года назад +5

      @@Viktir123 lmaooo

    • @naveen5126
      @naveen5126 2 года назад +32

      It's so random that I didn't know I needed it until I saw it

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 2 года назад +28

      A Jew, a Monk and a Chinese guy meet up in a mall ..........

  • @onii-chain
    @onii-chain 3 года назад +260

    bring phillip back he’s just as good at engaging in conversation as u xiaoma

    • @imagin916
      @imagin916 3 года назад +19

      Yes! I like Phillip, he is such a positive energy and looks like a lot of fun to hang out with

    • @tdb4763
      @tdb4763 3 года назад +11

      Yeah he was funnier to be honest no disrespect.

    • @onii-chain
      @onii-chain 3 года назад +1

      @@imagin916 i totally agree

    • @onii-chain
      @onii-chain 3 года назад

      @@tdb4763 loooool

  • @shay5555
    @shay5555 4 года назад +8081

    That woman has been waiting to drag her husband for years, and she finally found some Jewish dudes that speak Chinese that she can complain to 😂

    • @thegrandstory5186
      @thegrandstory5186 4 года назад +667

      So funny. What are the chances a chinese lady with a Jewish husband finds Chinese speaking hews to vent on lol

    • @VirtualVictoryTM
      @VirtualVictoryTM 4 года назад +49

      i think she is lying. i think she is racist

    • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
      @unfortunately_fortunate2000 4 года назад +183

      @Virtual VictoryTM doubt it, not liking jews (or any other religion for that matter) isn't racist.
      religions aren't a race, they're religions, faiths and spiritual beliefs. not races nor ethnicities.

    • @_Sonato
      @_Sonato 4 года назад +55

      @@unfortunately_fortunate2000 Fairly certain he meant discriminating.

    • @VirtualVictoryTM
      @VirtualVictoryTM 4 года назад +12

      @@sarahblumental333 shes lying. really? the stock market? because jews are rich or greedy right?

  • @vampiretree
    @vampiretree 4 года назад +3667

    When you're filming for youtube but you interrupt a mafia meeting and they don't know how to react.

    • @emptymilotub1686
      @emptymilotub1686 4 года назад +535

      that man wasn't hungover he was dead :D

    • @divideandconquerasia7051
      @divideandconquerasia7051 4 года назад +63

      The Chinese are probably scared of what's gonna happen to them during this pandemic after all the racist attacks.

    • @calicoe3133
      @calicoe3133 4 года назад +17

      Jay Jays Wish it was true but the truth is China ain’t give a crap what any country in the world thinks of them but I understand what your saying individual and racist attacks on individuals which is plainly wrong!!

    • @chadfungus
      @chadfungus 4 года назад +18

      @@divideandconquerasia7051 America has a dark history of treating people with racist attack anyway. They will be fine regardless.

    • @dg7438
      @dg7438 4 года назад +61

      @@chadfungus the people who claim racism and victimhood are usually the most racist themselves. Every country has had a dark past.. in different variances.

  • @0rluh
    @0rluh 4 года назад +1473

    The videos so different because Philip is starting actual conversations with people and joking around. I really liked his personality.

    • @robertsmithers9059
      @robertsmithers9059 4 года назад +193

      The banter with the guys sitting around the table with the master was hysterical.

    • @germnursern
      @germnursern 4 года назад +94

      Phillip needs to come back!!

    • @jasonbarton4521
      @jasonbarton4521 4 года назад +27

      Totally agree! The comic energy was intense!

    • @secondlastnameleft
      @secondlastnameleft 4 года назад +1

      @@_blank-_ Kek!

    • @couturexbarbie
      @couturexbarbie 4 года назад +5

      I was about to comment the same thing! How does he keep saying he's single? Hahaha

  • @deoarlo
    @deoarlo 2 года назад +346

    I'm a chinese (ethnicity) student studying in Israel. So my experience is the reverse haha. But take my word that the people here react roughly the same when I speak Hebrew. I've gotten free stuff from them just because I asked for the price in Hebrew.

    • @dreamhackian4864
      @dreamhackian4864 2 года назад +45

      I'm Israeli and this is awesome lol. Yeah, learning languages tends to open people up. It is a beautiful thing

    • @kuljahanproductions4587
      @kuljahanproductions4587 2 года назад

      So you live and study in an illegitimate state

    • @catherinehazur7336
      @catherinehazur7336 2 года назад +2

      Did you first study Hebrew at an Ulpan?

    • @millionare5446
      @millionare5446 2 года назад +10

      free stuff from a jew? you're pulling my leg

    • @yagirl2124
      @yagirl2124 2 года назад

      @@millionare5446 why do you have to ruin a nice comment with your stupid jokes?

  • @bayangannaga
    @bayangannaga 4 года назад +4177

    "I have someone in mind, but she's probably out of your league" damn lady, you savage as heck, I love it 😂

    • @robertbrawley5048
      @robertbrawley5048 4 года назад +28

      Oh I missed that caption thanks for stating it

    • @johnmorgan1629
      @johnmorgan1629 4 года назад +336

      HIs reply, some Jewish people will not marry out of the religion, then she says 'My husbands Jewish.' he gets savaged again.

    • @9AJW4
      @9AJW4 4 года назад +225

      She then goes on to basically say that her husband is an idiot 😂

    • @pike666db
      @pike666db 4 года назад +54

      And that look when she said some jewish people are not so bright...

    • @ronlyon4645
      @ronlyon4645 4 года назад +12

      dayumm

  • @joelcrow
    @joelcrow 4 года назад +2996

    I love that lady in the market keeping it real as hell..."some Jewish guys are not so smart. Take my husband for example... all the good ones were gone!"

    • @chape1
      @chape1 3 года назад +20

      @Glenn Beck damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😐

    • @mjlives5428
      @mjlives5428 3 года назад +91

      lmao loved her should have her own show

    • @IAmKnightsDawn
      @IAmKnightsDawn 3 года назад +103

      Auntie went 100 on her husband's lifestyle 😂

    • @meliamedaverman3558
      @meliamedaverman3558 3 года назад +18

      🤣
      I really enjoyed hearing her talk. Lol

    • @mjlives5428
      @mjlives5428 3 года назад +14

      @@meliamedaverman3558 Me too I would watch her talk show....very real!

  • @dhruel
    @dhruel 4 года назад +2282

    I'm totally digging the guys in the "tea" parlor.

    • @MrRoyadin
      @MrRoyadin 4 года назад +125

      It's just awesome knowing that you get totally different interactions with them because he speak the same language.

    • @titot2370
      @titot2370 4 года назад +181

      Got the feeling they were having a sort of meeting....

    • @kroniks420
      @kroniks420 4 года назад +39

      you were they drinking dmt

    • @jordanclemens7327
      @jordanclemens7327 4 года назад +134

      They were a whole ass vibe lol they were so damn dope

    • @RayvenRadellaJackson
      @RayvenRadellaJackson 4 года назад +17

      I want to drink with them lol!!!

  • @UKinUSA-xx5zo
    @UKinUSA-xx5zo 2 года назад +22

    I think the one thing I take from this channel are how many things separate us from having genuine conversations. It doesn’t matter what language you speak, we all share similar stories, needs and perspectives. What a great way to open doors

  • @whitedog510
    @whitedog510 4 года назад +3191

    That lady at the fruit stand is straight savage.

  • @Tstormer
    @Tstormer 4 года назад +5293

    That woman that was straight dissing her husband for two straight minutes was hilarious

    • @rain1676
      @rain1676 4 года назад +24

      I love you

    • @donotSTrAYfromyourdesTINY
      @donotSTrAYfromyourdesTINY 4 года назад +32

      @@rain1676 your comment wasn't for me, but I love you too 🤗 hope you are doing well, my friend!

    • @Joseph-rx9tp
      @Joseph-rx9tp 4 года назад +70

      did you see that woman diss the whole country of China at 7:43? Was that a corona virus joke or a statement of China's policies?

    • @naomidrummonds
      @naomidrummonds 4 года назад +10

      Tstormer she was saying the truth; love her, seems she’s around some colored-American friends too , she’s HILARIOUS 😂

    • @theronin365
      @theronin365 4 года назад +19

      If I was her husband the first chinese word I would want to know is DIVORCE,lol

  • @logancedillo4962
    @logancedillo4962 3 года назад +1327

    I died when that one women said “I like your hat”

    • @logancedillo4962
      @logancedillo4962 3 года назад +24

      3:35

    • @grace-patika
      @grace-patika 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @HJ-si7hd
      @HJ-si7hd 3 года назад +23

      I wear a tichel and people say that all the time lol.

    • @I_leave_mean_comments
      @I_leave_mean_comments 2 года назад +17

      I say that all the time when I see them. BUt I say "I like your little hat". Because it makes them aware that other people see how stupid it looks.

    • @ibnyahud
      @ibnyahud 2 года назад

      lol me too haha

  • @deanronson6331
    @deanronson6331 3 года назад +68

    Wow, that conversation with a bunch of Chinese guys was really eye-opening for me. Their teasing, wit and sense of humor were amazing - something that is not readily apparent to most Westerners.

    • @honeymoon4130
      @honeymoon4130 3 года назад +2

      In NYC it’s extremely common 😆

    • @mattsapero1896
      @mattsapero1896 2 года назад +3

      I also experienced this in China, though through an interpreter/minder who was with us. Such great sense of humor. Westerners have no idea. I loved all of the Chinese people I met. The government and military? Not so much.

  • @YoBoyMarcus
    @YoBoyMarcus 4 года назад +833

    Wow, that woman was really dragging her husband... 😂 😂 😂

    • @kat--
      @kat-- 4 года назад +3

      Marcus Divine LMFAO fr

    • @passiveaggressivenegotiato8087
      @passiveaggressivenegotiato8087 4 года назад +24

      she's out of balance regarding money. Too much Yin, not enough Yang. Going around acting like a reptile about money; doesn't lead to being more successful. It can cause missed opportunities. If she wasn't lying about being married to a Jewish stockbroker; it's highly possible he's hiding money from her.

    • @Dimaz42
      @Dimaz42 4 года назад +25

      little did she know her husband subscribed to Xiaoma’s channel 🤣🤣

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 4 года назад +36

      @@Dimaz42 pretty sure she says that shit to his face

    • @weissswingsthemic
      @weissswingsthemic 4 года назад +1

      Lmaoooo.

  • @ricogoldstar
    @ricogoldstar 4 года назад +854

    Crazy how you guys just randomly bump in to a Chinese woman married to Jew. She put her husband on BLAST on youtube. 😆😅🤣😂

    • @Sciffyan
      @Sciffyan 4 года назад +6

      I think she was lying

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 4 года назад +51

      @@Sciffyan And I think she has a sense of humor.

    • @David_Watts
      @David_Watts 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, and she didn't even hesitate!! LoL 😂 Totally lambasted!!

    • @willblove8206
      @willblove8206 4 года назад +3

      Probably a marriage of convenience.

    • @cloutelfin8323
      @cloutelfin8323 4 года назад

      😂

  • @hda1010
    @hda1010 4 года назад +2593

    does not matter if it's chinese, jewish, latin or whatever, every woman complains about her husband

  • @adill5160
    @adill5160 2 года назад +28

    That conversation they had with that tea circle was just so down to earth and boys will be boys type beat. Thats what breaking native language barriers does, you can speak to someone’s heart

  • @AndreaCsays
    @AndreaCsays 4 года назад +461

    The thing that strikes me about all of these videos is how much people will open up to you if you're willing to speak their language. It makes such a difference. I cannot believe how many people will open up to you and instantly befriend you just because you took the time to learn their language. It's truly inspiring and very moving from my perspective.

    • @dgan2304
      @dgan2304 2 года назад +5

      It's a shame it's such a time investment because it'd be so cool to speak with all these people in their native languages but it just takes months or years to learn lol

    • @Aph3x92
      @Aph3x92 2 года назад +5

      @@dgan2304 it's like training a charisma in a video game but in your real life. You unlock all these new options.

    • @dgan2304
      @dgan2304 2 года назад +4

      @@Aph3x92 That explains a lot haha my charisma is low level

    • @catherinehazur7336
      @catherinehazur7336 2 года назад

      This is so true, Andrea.

    • @Kylefassbinderful
      @Kylefassbinderful 2 года назад

      it's not just learning the language. he comes off nice and gentle. if he had the attitude of trump but spoke their language it might not have the same effect with everyone.

  • @rkgaustin
    @rkgaustin 4 года назад +973

    Just imagine how freaked out that sleeping man would be if he woke up and all his friends were replaced with Jewish guys speaking Chinese?

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 года назад +10

      6:00 ILOVE THIS PROVERB

    • @rajvishwakarma2652
      @rajvishwakarma2652 4 года назад +7

      true!!!!!!!!!!that will be more funny ,they would do a prank like this

    • @cyberdidi
      @cyberdidi 4 года назад +6

      Actually that'd be a cool prank..

    • @TheBoris777777
      @TheBoris777777 4 года назад +9

      Your comment is gold, hehe

  • @hislas2735
    @hislas2735 4 года назад +132

    In my opinion, having Philip as a companion on your excursion helps you. He is a little older and less timid (or perhaps less cautious). Philip will ask questions or interact in a way that makes the people reveal more about themselves. He places or puts himself in there, with the Chinese speaking people. Perhaps he is being consistent with his language learning tip. That is, he immerses himself in with the people that speak another language. He even gets physically closer to people, sort of gets into other people's space (physically & figuratively). Not at all, implying that your are invading people's space. Maybe he learned a different concept of "personal space" from his Hasidic community. Regardless, you both (Ari & Philip) fed off each other by giving each other more confidence and at the same time being respectful in this cross cultural excursion. This is one of your best videos. Would like to hear you comment about what you (Ari) learned from each excursion or video (for example, it was interesting to hear the claim, that Myanmar is a major exporter of jade).

    • @tombodkin5377
      @tombodkin5377 2 года назад +7

      great comment read the whole thing

  • @Concrete1998
    @Concrete1998 3 года назад +171

    Personally, I work in a factory (Ontario, Canada) and 90% of my coworkers are Chinese. It really got me interested in learning the language, and I've been on Duo Lingo for about 2 months now. This last month past I haven't been giving that much effort, but finding this channel again and seeing the smiles it brings to passer-bye's when Xiaoma speaks to them is exactly how some of my own coworkers felt when I come in and try to speak to them.
    This content has inspired me to turn my outlook around and want to push further into learning their tongue, with enough practice I hope I could be at this level of speech!

    • @theferalboy9563
      @theferalboy9563 2 года назад +12

      This is so wholesome. Most people wouldn't bother to learn a simple language so they can better communicate with their coworkers let alone a difficult one. I hope you kept up the hard work and things are going well!

    • @blackbeltjones2903
      @blackbeltjones2903 Год назад

      Similar situation, but my coworkers are mostly Filipino. I tried to learn some tagalog but I'm too undisciplined 😅.

  • @FanaticDrummer
    @FanaticDrummer 4 года назад +486

    “You guys drink tea here everyday?”
    *Well... Time to relocate the secret tea society*

    • @marylattie5903
      @marylattie5903 4 года назад +11

      This made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @EbongEka
      @EbongEka 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @aesthete18
      @aesthete18 4 года назад +4

      When I used to go hiking, when we reached the checkpoint, there'd be a little area where older Chinese folk like above 60s who'd gather to have tea. They had the pot and everything stashed there. It was literally the best tea I had and pretty much my motivation to hike. I would tell my friend, "hope them old folk offer us some tea today".

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 года назад

      @@marylattie5903 STAMPPP

    • @Elitial
      @Elitial 3 года назад

      @@aesthete18 May I know where did you hike?

  • @Smartpplz161
    @Smartpplz161 4 года назад +122

    Phillip has such a great personality! He starts conversations so smoothly, and always knows what to say to be just friendly enough

  • @Bladedcloud6159
    @Bladedcloud6159 4 года назад +1047

    i bet the sleeping guy won't believe his friends when they tell him that they were speaking with 2 jewish white guys who spoke mandarin while he slept like a rock. lol

    • @typehyuga607
      @typehyuga607 4 года назад +18

      "Two jewish white guys" since when did jews have blacks

    • @pdb2k154
      @pdb2k154 4 года назад +1

      @@typehyuga607 savage lmao

    • @MrCliverandy
      @MrCliverandy 4 года назад +74

      @@typehyuga607 . You might be surprised of how many Black Jews are out there, lol.

    • @elcuhcheco9282
      @elcuhcheco9282 3 года назад +30

      plot twist the sleeping guy is actually dead

    • @genericusername4206
      @genericusername4206 3 года назад

      @@MrCliverandy 5

  • @korokshiding
    @korokshiding Год назад +4

    Really loved this more long form casual conversation you guys has with these vendors. Really funny and definitely showcases just how good your language skills are!

  • @dankmheems290
    @dankmheems290 4 года назад +686

    "They say Jews are smart...... but not my husband..... all the good ones were taken already, he gambled and went from having money to no money" hahahahaha love that wife. The next video should be Xiaomanyc talks to Wa Ching dragonhead.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 года назад +7

      PRO TIP 6:13 ONCE YOU SPEAK THE LANGUAGE, IT'S EASIER FOR THEM TO BRING HOME TO THEIR PARENTS 💘

    • @Wtvn123
      @Wtvn123 4 года назад +5

      Poor guy married to that.

    • @randyyoung3332
      @randyyoung3332 4 года назад +2

      I did not know woman love money that much !

    • @steveh5307
      @steveh5307 2 года назад +5

      @@Wtvn123 wouldn't you be pissed too if your spouse gambled away family savings on the stock market?

  • @Emangia
    @Emangia 4 года назад +96

    Its amazing to watch the reaction of the people, first they got long "boring" faces and then they hear you and instantly their faces glowing in happiness... excellent videos man!

  • @_AVF
    @_AVF 4 года назад +383

    12:11 that dude clowning the monk. lol.
    "He holds his necklace up to the sky like a remote control and summons a dragon to ride to heaven."
    😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣

    • @robertsmithers9059
      @robertsmithers9059 4 года назад +58

      The entire exchange with that crew was hysterical. Philip dishing out the one-liners and the guys matching him.

    • @gwengomez9004
      @gwengomez9004 4 года назад +15

      I loved this conversation 💜 the give and take of questions and jokes . asking about beards and a beaded necklace. Adult store ? I said omg lol

    • @avrahamvidal4255
      @avrahamvidal4255 4 года назад +1

      A. V. F. Lol 😂

    • @FazriGading
      @FazriGading 4 года назад +3

      i am laughing so hard on that

    • @_AVF
      @_AVF 4 года назад +5

      It's the perfect motivation to learn another language.
      There are so many people out there with humor as stupid as mine. I must find them all.

  • @Hypn0sef
    @Hypn0sef 3 года назад +11

    This is so wholesome, I already loved your channel but finding out you're a fellow MOT is the cherry on top. "I like your hats" so hilarious and pure

  • @s1eve
    @s1eve 4 года назад +1781

    "Your Chinese is so good, you should get a Chinese wife" 😂

    • @ilin76bb
      @ilin76bb 4 года назад +76

      oh your shit looks good, should get an indian wife......wait what ?

    • @你爸爸8
      @你爸爸8 4 года назад +4

      Mascha Bär 😂

    • @tonybigarms61
      @tonybigarms61 4 года назад +1

      @Brad Viviviyal lol that's a good one.

    • @therapist6328
      @therapist6328 4 года назад +9

      If they aren't into wives, they can get one for me.

    • @yujisaito3297
      @yujisaito3297 4 года назад +2

      He's into guy tho

  • @yukinehiruko2217
    @yukinehiruko2217 4 года назад +329

    Haha I swear that lady was like lovingly scolding them like "Hey take the stems out before you put it in the bag!" I love seeing cultural videos, just because you can differences and similarities between them

    • @CSG4
      @CSG4 2 года назад

      What’s wrong with the video? There’s a weird effect during it or something, kinda like if it had a filter on it or something, causing it to distort.

    • @Darkshine1
      @Darkshine1 2 года назад +3

      @@CSG4 He was probably using a fisheye as the camera lens which made it flicker a little bit. I noticed that he uses this kind of effect in other videos as well.

    • @bee4590
      @bee4590 2 года назад +5

      @@CSG4 pretty sure he uses a 360 degree camera (meaning that it films every angle, and you can choose where the screen points while editing the video). that would explain the fisheye lens and the angle jumps

  • @kayflip2233
    @kayflip2233 2 года назад +4

    Jews have a good reputation amongst the Chinese. Highly respected.

  • @hpuhputhantsin5539
    @hpuhputhantsin5539 4 года назад +73

    8:00 WOW!!! 😳😱😯 the lady said "most jade come from Myanmar".
    11:08 too! That man wearing Jade necklace! That is my country!!! Glad and proud for my country being in your videos and known by others😊😊😊

    • @TryABaconSlice
      @TryABaconSlice 4 года назад +1

      Lots of people know about Myanmar friend, cool country!

    • @TryABaconSlice
      @TryABaconSlice 4 года назад +1

      I mostly know about it because of Lethwei, and because I was in NW Thailand and would have gone to Myanmar but COVID sent me home

    • @oahuhawaii2141
      @oahuhawaii2141 4 года назад +2

      Many folks who know about jade know that the best gem quality ones come from Myanmar or Burma. China has lots of jade-bearing sites, but they are of the wrong variety or of inferior quality. Both the jeweller and tea gang gave out good advice.
      Myanmar also has lots of other incredible gemstone mines.

  • @juancortes7898
    @juancortes7898 4 года назад +504

    8:13 "Well, we both spent some time in China." Lady: "I see... got out just in time then." 😂 Covid19 virus blues Feb 22 2020

    • @apAvocado
      @apAvocado 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, he was just in Taipei. I thought he had been quarantined. He should check his temperature! lol

    • @RKMGROUP
      @RKMGROUP 4 года назад +2

      EXACTLY....

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 4 года назад +2

      Jade is cheaper in China. Sure it is, go there right now I'm sure it's a steal. How clueless are these two?

    • @princessnicki63
      @princessnicki63 4 года назад

      Juan Cortes I was laughing so hard when she said that dnsndksnsn

  • @omarboi8284
    @omarboi8284 4 года назад +573

    I didn’t realize how funny Chinese pple are until now lol

    • @GlacialAvantGarde
      @GlacialAvantGarde 3 года назад +36

      Seriously, they all had me cracking up

    • @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia
      @JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia 3 года назад +14

      All Korean, Japanese and Chinese people are very close to strangers until they speak their languages

    • @Elitecommando501
      @Elitecommando501 3 года назад +6

      I always thought they were quiet and very reserved lol

    • @jessH090
      @jessH090 2 года назад +8

      It’s very hard to be funny and your comedic self in languages that aren’t your mother tongue I’ve found. I speak German and Swiss German but I can’t get my humour across in it

  • @CodeUnknownTV
    @CodeUnknownTV 3 года назад +26

    Eggnog guy is so sweet. I bet he’s an amazing grandpa

  • @seviregis7441
    @seviregis7441 4 года назад +55

    I love your channel. It really touches my heart to see how warm and friendly the Chinese people are when someone reaches out to them in their own language. It shows me that they may feel isolated from the rest of the world because of the language barrier and cultural differences. But they are really so cool when you get to know them what a great outreach you have.

  • @no_alias_for_me
    @no_alias_for_me 4 года назад +583

    "We both spent time in China"
    "I see, got out just in time"
    Damn haha

    • @impswarm5577
      @impswarm5577 4 года назад +22

      @Larry no shit, Sherlock

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 года назад +1

      @@impswarm5577 TIMESTAMP

    • @robbiekop7
      @robbiekop7 4 года назад +2

      But I managed to sneak out some live bats in my luggage 😬

    • @stevenbenson9976
      @stevenbenson9976 4 года назад +11

      Yeah when she dropped the "got out just in time" line I immediately checked the post date for this video. Since they're in NYC maybe they didn't get out just in time :(

    • @gregorycatullo3511
      @gregorycatullo3511 4 года назад +5

      I just lost it when she said that. but man. she wouldn't say that now. i hope that lady is okay!

  • @carlos_spicy_weiner
    @carlos_spicy_weiner 4 года назад +1680

    their body language said "these dudes are a nice gay Jewish couple"

    • @klannstyle
      @klannstyle 4 года назад +17

      bwahahaa ;-)
      It may not though, but funny comment!

    • @martysquire1054
      @martysquire1054 4 года назад +14

      Really? I didn't spot that? It was just surreal to watch two people with 'born and bred' American accents be able to communicate with 'foreigners' without shouting or using an interpreter. I'd love to see waspy Americans do the same thing.

    • @darexdarex
      @darexdarex 4 года назад +38

      Well, the "one without a girlfriend" is very gay.

    • @martysquire1054
      @martysquire1054 4 года назад +9

      @@darexdarex The Chassidic guy you mean? They don't tend to have girlfriends or boyfriends. Why bother? They get married and have families as part of their observences. I know you are all being absolutely hilarious and having fun laughing at the Jews, which is a very grown up and clever thing to do, I've been told. But still, none of their body language indicates they are anything more than friends. What else am I missing?

    • @darexdarex
      @darexdarex 4 года назад +50

      Martin Squire I'm gay and Jewish, so thanks for the lesson. Let's just say...we can tell.

  • @suzii6690
    @suzii6690 3 года назад +7

    Love those sound effects..they are hilarious!! You have inspired me to learn Spanish..a helpful skill as I'm a teacher here in Kissimmee, Florida...we have a huge Hispanic population...more than half of my students speak Spanish fluently. Love you!!

  • @TokyoKazama
    @TokyoKazama 4 года назад +442

    That lady needs her own spinoff. She savage af

    • @afcgeo882
      @afcgeo882 4 года назад +27

      TokyoKazama She was like, “oh... you thought you were special? How cute.”

  • @matthewgabayan8370
    @matthewgabayan8370 4 года назад +186

    That jewelry shop owner: "Got out just in time" 😂🤣

    • @rowelle
      @rowelle 4 года назад +8

      That was soooo funny

    • @luisb.diazlatinking2850
      @luisb.diazlatinking2850 4 года назад +2

      God hated the Jeweshe

    • @Vengeful_Void666
      @Vengeful_Void666 4 года назад +1

      @@luisb.diazlatinking2850
      Dont need to write the same crap twice.

    • @InquisitorMatthewAshcraft
      @InquisitorMatthewAshcraft 4 года назад

      @@Vengeful_Void666 It's ok, he's being dealt with.

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 4 года назад

      @@InquisitorMatthewAshcraft Yeah I'm sure he is. That's one of the most hated attributes of them, the tribalistic blood prevents them from letting any form of retribution pass them by.
      Nobody cares what you do.....

  • @poodlegirl55
    @poodlegirl55 4 года назад +150

    Well that escalated quickly...the lady slinging shade at them started to rag on her loser husband.

  • @mistrotech8894
    @mistrotech8894 3 года назад +50

    I'm Jewish too! I'm learning Japanese, and I want to study Hebrew also. Honestly I want to study every language.

    • @yagirl2124
      @yagirl2124 2 года назад

      אתה עדיין יודע עברית??

    • @Mem_Israel
      @Mem_Israel 2 года назад

      @@yagirl2124
      חחחח מצאתי אותך גם כאן!😜

    • @animatedron7554
      @animatedron7554 2 года назад

      Same

    • @darius684
      @darius684 2 года назад +3

      Im japanese and im learning yiddish i just found the language interesting

  • @holoe
    @holoe 4 года назад +615

    him: *speaks fluent Chinese*
    Chinese person: wait a damn mintue

  • @Mister_Belvidere
    @Mister_Belvidere 4 года назад +202

    "You speak all these other languages, but you're too good for Yiddish now? Feh!"
    Xiaoman's grandma

    • @X3nophiliac
      @X3nophiliac 3 года назад +18

      lmao i was thinking about that as well. He knows all these languages but no hebrew lol his grandparents must be annoyed

    • @gallerhome
      @gallerhome 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @Channel-ml4qv
      @Channel-ml4qv 3 года назад +6

      @@X3nophiliac most Jewish kids in America go to hebrew school when they’re kids so depending on how long he went (for example could have been 8 years, or could have been 1), he might still know a couple words or phrases

    • @dmitryaleskivic3378
      @dmitryaleskivic3378 3 года назад +5

      @@Channel-ml4qv its crazy that almost half the jews in the world aka the ones living in America dont speak our native language of Hebrew. I feel like most of them barely know they're jews at this point and have completely assimilated into the american culture.

    • @user-xd9ks4ik9s
      @user-xd9ks4ik9s 3 года назад +5

      @@dmitryaleskivic3378 says the guy with the putin photo #representingyoyo

  • @mysticwolf1358
    @mysticwolf1358 4 года назад +277

    “we both spent some time in china”
    “well you got out just in time”
    damn

  • @miltonfriedman3593
    @miltonfriedman3593 3 года назад +14

    There's actually tons of Chinese in Israel let's speak perfect Hebrew, they come to work for a few years and pick up the language pretty quickly, there's one guy called Chinese izik, he works for the Chinese government now...

    • @hagipilo5017
      @hagipilo5017 3 года назад

      Itzik hasini is the fucking man!

  • @Phantom_01K
    @Phantom_01K 4 года назад +264

    “You speak Chinese too? Now I’ve seen it all” 😂💀💀

  • @OrganicJKW
    @OrganicJKW 4 года назад +11

    This really is one of the best videos out there. So much joy and life. It definitely shows how close to being connected we are, if we just learned a bit more about each other.

  • @callmebeep5763
    @callmebeep5763 4 года назад +170

    Xiaoma: "I'm a fruiter"
    Also Xiaoma: "What's this yellow one?"

  • @bretcantwell4921
    @bretcantwell4921 2 года назад +3

    Philip was awesome. I didn't know Xiao Mam was Jewish and that adds a little flavor to this channel that I hadn't appreciated before.

    • @tartarus1322
      @tartarus1322 7 месяцев назад

      I always had a feeling…

  • @Lightraymuse
    @Lightraymuse 4 года назад +108

    As a New Zealander, I have to say that the best jade comes from Aotearoa (New Zealand), The indigenous people call it pounamu. It is Nephrite jade and is considered a taonga (treasure) to Maori. Stay well and safe on your continued adventures.

    • @Annaslife05
      @Annaslife05 3 года назад +5

      As someone who was born in nz and me and my mum both have a necklace from a place in Wellington, I couldn’t agree more!!

    • @DaStig
      @DaStig Год назад +1

      Yes! No doubt about it. The pies though... The pies though!

  • @mecharoo
    @mecharoo 4 года назад +120

    at 5:26 she says her daughter has too high requirements. i think that's more complaining about her rather than saying he's out of her league.

    • @Dimaz42
      @Dimaz42 4 года назад +10

      @Jonathan Wei thanks for the clarification, coz I thought it’s really rude of her to say that..

    • @Xx-xd3zo
      @Xx-xd3zo 4 года назад +7

      Jonathan - Ah, the beauty (and importance) of other and often more accurate translations. Thanks, man.

    • @cureabees9440
      @cureabees9440 4 года назад +4

      yeah, the translations aren't always accurate (in fact sometimes it's on purpose for irony)

    • @Eric-qh7is
      @Eric-qh7is 4 года назад +3

      True she was sarcastic person

  • @UnholyAngel76
    @UnholyAngel76 4 года назад +189

    So next to the adult store there so happens to be Master “Dong” 🤣

  • @MikeGervasi
    @MikeGervasi 3 года назад +19

    I would really have liked to know more about "The Master". He seemed like there was a lot more there.

    • @Primarch42
      @Primarch42 3 года назад +5

      those guys were really taking the piss out of him lol, was hilarious

    • @somethingtrulyhorrifying
      @somethingtrulyhorrifying 3 года назад +2

      Master Dong...
      Master Dong in front of the "adult" store.

    • @za_wavbit
      @za_wavbit 9 месяцев назад +1

      Probably not much more there. He's someone who's dressed vaguely like a Taoist, wearing a mix of Korean and Chinese malas, plus a Buddha necklace (Buddhists don't wear those), isn't a monk, but got familiar with some rituals enough to amuse people. The other dudes there are mocking him. A lot of them are scammers, there's one named Mak Tin Si/Mak Jo Si/Jee Sifu who targets westerners.

  • @flint0131
    @flint0131 4 года назад +118

    "You speak Chinese too? Now I've seen it all" lol

  • @leekerby5425
    @leekerby5425 4 года назад +353

    Chinese: Your Chinese is good
    Xioma: "Meiyo intesifies"

  • @patbibo6139
    @patbibo6139 4 года назад +196

    "don't you look comfortable"
    "yiiiihhaaaa"
    "comfortable indeed"

  • @yoavfoxman7095
    @yoavfoxman7095 3 года назад +17

    That’s a great video, I love it when the local Chinese are shocked that 2 Jewish people argue in perfect Chinese!
    More videos like that please..

  • @tinytina333
    @tinytina333 4 года назад +44

    I like Phillip a lot! He just waltzed up to that group of guys and made best friends with them. Super cool dude!

  • @xmotomitchx4213
    @xmotomitchx4213 4 года назад +112

    The lady near the oranges was savage hahah

  • @Mentorzitu
    @Mentorzitu 4 года назад +9

    In a world so full of cultural conflicts, you provide a platform where several cultures can get together and get along just fine. Your videos make me happy!

  • @jellojiggle1
    @jellojiggle1 3 года назад +11

    That monk wasnt having any of that. You stole his limelight. lol.

  • @lexlavi
    @lexlavi 4 года назад +158

    You need a video with laoshu, titled “xiamao and laoshu get guts deep in locals by tongue”

    • @cureabees9440
      @cureabees9440 4 года назад +2

      i really like this one

    • @jordan2840
      @jordan2840 4 года назад +1

    • @thakinga361
      @thakinga361 4 года назад +9

      Don’t forget the IN RETROSPECT

    • @lordhunter7923
      @lordhunter7923 4 года назад

      They would both make an awesome video together!

    • @NatalieG1981
      @NatalieG1981 4 года назад

      BIGTREETRON if I could like a thousand times I would!!

  • @sammysammy238
    @sammysammy238 4 года назад +41

    I want more vids with Philip he seems cool

  • @ianbuchanan3839
    @ianbuchanan3839 4 года назад +118

    By far the most interesting part was crashing the tea-party and throwing down some theological discussion... did not expect that

  • @TheTF2Pianist
    @TheTF2Pianist 3 года назад +1

    6:26
    The fruit drops... you're making me cry up memories from "Grave of the Fireflies"🤧🥺

  • @bigg12387
    @bigg12387 4 года назад +136

    Literally laughed out loud when Phillip said he liked Master Dong’s haircut. Freaking hilarious!

    • @Ronin-kk4bt
      @Ronin-kk4bt 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @stoneschanify
      @stoneschanify 4 года назад +4

      Was not that funny. Youre easily amused.

    • @Noc4ball
      @Noc4ball 4 года назад +8

      I was more amused that his name is Master Dong

  • @metdickey3237
    @metdickey3237 4 года назад +50

    Lmaoo that old guy in the chair with the glasses was totally making fun of the monk. You can tell he's not religious and was ripping on him for believing in something he views as silly. And his sense of humor was killer too, like "well we never do anything wrong, so there's no real need for prayer" 😂😂

    • @za_wavbit
      @za_wavbit 9 месяцев назад +1

      Eh, he was poking fun at him because he's not a monk, or any kind of real "大师". Just a guy who bought some books on rituals and a costume on Aliexpress.

  • @carlom.2194
    @carlom.2194 4 года назад +250

    “He’s drunk from TEA” 😂😂😂😂😂
    “It’s a remote to communicate with Heaven. Ride a dragon” 😂😂😂 - that would be so cool tho!
    Mannn that tea parlor was just fun.

    • @dadoody
      @dadoody 4 года назад +4

      That's a pretty good tea group

    • @somethingmoredecent
      @somethingmoredecent 4 года назад +8

      Y'all know that is not a tea group right

    • @somethingmoredecent
      @somethingmoredecent 4 года назад +11

      @@dadoody That was the Chinese version of the casual hood bruh

    • @anj4997
      @anj4997 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ewqdsacxz765
      @ewqdsacxz765 3 года назад

      I bet that "tea" was made with opium poppies.

  • @rainstarr1
    @rainstarr1 3 года назад +3

    Phillip is hilarious! And those men drinking tea cracked me up. Thank you.

  • @txjayhwk
    @txjayhwk 4 года назад +364

    Xiamoa is really losing his element of surprise.

    • @mollyhayas4970
      @mollyhayas4970 4 года назад +23

      I know some chinese people and theres a nice China town in cleveland and columbus if he ever wants to spread his wings

    • @_215Juice
      @_215Juice 4 года назад +49

      getting too popular in NYC. lol. also, he could do more on the setup by acting like a clueless American and then switching up to mandarin.

    • @ilin76bb
      @ilin76bb 4 года назад +6

      its called xiaomi lol you dont know nothing about smartphone business

    • @DomskiPlays
      @DomskiPlays 4 года назад

      @@ilin76bb okeh

    • @vokay
      @vokay 4 года назад +1

      @@ilin76bb is this satire?

  • @Dracopol
    @Dracopol 4 года назад +115

    10:19 "His name is Master Dong."
    What a coincidence! Next door at Adult Products you can also get a vibrating Master Dong...

  • @kathrynhart388
    @kathrynhart388 4 года назад +7

    I enjoyed this. He pulled the people into more everyday conversations. He seems more extroverted and less shy about approaching people.

  • @isaaccasper9326
    @isaaccasper9326 2 года назад +2

    This is great(coming from a Jewish guy). Would love to see more Philip in your future videos

  • @mackenzieb2218
    @mackenzieb2218 4 года назад +224

    I'M DYING WITH THAT LADY AND THE ORANGES. she's absolutely hilarious.

    • @sepkos9680
      @sepkos9680 4 года назад +1

      @Ted you gotta enjoy the little things in life

    • @andyconda9644
      @andyconda9644 4 года назад +1

      I like the boss with his feet up. “We are all our own bosses, no one can give us shit” straight gangsta!

  • @stablegenius5640
    @stablegenius5640 4 года назад +41

    That woman's humorous tale of her Jewish husband....🤣🤣🤣

  • @vyranlaise8356
    @vyranlaise8356 4 года назад +16

    I got some good laughs. That guy sleeping off his tea was great. I love it when people from all over the world have a sence of humor. You guys made those older gentlemen days. Like most people they don't understand other cultures. They can't really ask anyone in there languages. It helps them understand. Great video thanks for sharing.

  • @miked1765
    @miked1765 2 года назад

    You and the people you meet seem to have such fun with this, it’s enjoyable to watch.

  • @danielhausser8038
    @danielhausser8038 4 года назад +21

    You guys shocked the crap out of me. 😂
    Is he sleeping over there?
    - No, he's just drunk. 😂

  • @gibbonbasher8171
    @gibbonbasher8171 4 года назад +224

    0:42 You can see some girls walking past him and freaking out because they recognize him.

    • @ilin76bb
      @ilin76bb 4 года назад +8

      they just want the Chinese D

    • @adygombos4469
      @adygombos4469 4 года назад +23

      @@ilin76bb Chill dude they're like 12.

    • @iandavis3599
      @iandavis3599 4 года назад +11

      @@adygombos4469 D is for Dialog though, right? lol

    • @rowelle
      @rowelle 4 года назад +4

      I think they just turned around cuz they saw a camera.

    • @mortalbaelien7707
      @mortalbaelien7707 4 года назад +1

      They werent freaking out, and i doubt its because of that. Most likely was because hes filming.

  • @jayweiss6842
    @jayweiss6842 4 года назад +153

    They're much more intrigued when he wears a kipa.
    He should do this more often.

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex 4 года назад +1

      true now that you mention it. They love jews because they're smary.

    • @juandavidrestrepoduran6007
      @juandavidrestrepoduran6007 4 года назад +4

      So, is Xiaoma jewish or did he use the kipa because he was with his friend somewhere else as a “respect” sign?

    • @cloudysensation8406
      @cloudysensation8406 4 года назад +16

      @@juandavidrestrepoduran6007 He's Jewish

    • @kiim_sunny6997
      @kiim_sunny6997 4 года назад +4

      Cloudy Sensation I didn’t know he was Jewish ...

    • @khalil7011
      @khalil7011 4 года назад +1

      @@ItsameAlex No they aren't, stop making up positive stereotypes for yourselves

  • @khaldounmnb5197
    @khaldounmnb5197 4 года назад +28

    Those two jewish guys are so friendly and lovely. I really enjoy watching this positive interact between different cultures. And I hope one day that, this jewish love, will hit my people too. Real judaism for sure, preaches love and compassion to (other) people. God would not accept anything less.

  • @treflippin
    @treflippin 4 года назад +814

    Now he really looks like Ben Shapiro.

  • @thelasttenno5450
    @thelasttenno5450 4 года назад +382

    Plot Twish:
    The Chinese guy was born in Israel and speaks fluent Hebrew,

    • @Natschington
      @Natschington 4 года назад +8

      I like Plot Twish's... they taste so much like Fruit and missed opportunities! And then they suddenly mix and fuse to a chance. Ah... the good ol' taste of a "Plot Twish"

    • @fanplant
      @fanplant 4 года назад +1

      @@Natschington is a plot a plum and apricot crossed? Oh no that's a Pluot

    • @luisb.diazlatinking2850
      @luisb.diazlatinking2850 4 года назад +4

      Hebrew is not Yidddish. Jewes are chosen by satan

    • @YAHTENYAHWEH
      @YAHTENYAHWEH 4 года назад +2

      @@luisb.diazlatinking2850 actually the guy is a fake Jew and Yahusha called them the synogauge of Satan in Revelation 2:9 and 3:9 . according to the rest of scripture the true Jews or Isreal was black . and the Caucasian race stems off of the albino black it is not however the Same as kazars or the romans who never left and became Nazi Germany and during operation paperclip they hid their names and started NASA,CIA and more. Prescott sherref was commissioned by Rothschild to infiltrate the us government and Prescott later changed his last name to Bush. Satan's nwo began then.

    • @W..949
      @W..949 4 года назад +3

      The Last Tenno Israel is a racist country so I doubt that.

  • @diddler1676
    @diddler1676 3 года назад +8

    I always have a big smile while watching your vids, its so cool to see how happy these people are that a foreign man speaks their language

  • @hadartal6296
    @hadartal6296 4 года назад +48

    I've been watching you for a long time because I love learning about new languages, and until now I didn't know you were Jewish. By the way, I am Jewish and I live in Israel. Pride to Jews all over the world. I love and support you and will always watch your videos❤😊

  • @torrennicolas8124
    @torrennicolas8124 4 года назад +66

    "Yes, I've been doing it for over 50 years now." WTF I thought she was like 30!

    • @TheRealSlimShady509
      @TheRealSlimShady509 3 года назад +3

      Yeah bro they dont smoke and do drugs and eat little debbies every 2 seconds so they age better

  • @chrisarmando6684
    @chrisarmando6684 4 года назад +87

    Would be awesome to see him go to other Chinatowns around the US like in San Francisco or LA

    • @charliefoxtrotsky4104
      @charliefoxtrotsky4104 4 года назад +5

      I think Houston has a good one too

    • @calebhu6383
      @calebhu6383 4 года назад +6

      @@charliefoxtrotsky4104 I live in Houston, it's OK but not really as atmospheric as the chinatown in Boston or NYC

    • @charliefoxtrotsky4104
      @charliefoxtrotsky4104 4 года назад +2

      @@calebhu6383 Good to know....thank you for the information!!!!

    • @goldenmemes51
      @goldenmemes51 4 года назад +2

      Are chinese here more pro China or pro Hong Kong democracy ?

    • @Luissv72
      @Luissv72 4 года назад +3

      @@goldenmemes51 mix of both. There are still a lot of people in both mainland China and overseas that have shrines to Mao, and at the same time lots of pro-democracy as well.

  • @heatherframpton9693
    @heatherframpton9693 2 года назад

    Your videos are so entertaining! Thank you for including your friend in this one. Hilarious expressions and comments from Chinese folks ..😁

  • @alecklecky
    @alecklecky 4 года назад +147

    1:41 Literally an encounter from any pokemon game.

  • @Justin-nq6kf
    @Justin-nq6kf 4 года назад +43

    This guest Jew really knows how to interact with people in the moment. Bring him back.

    • @Justin-nq6kf
      @Justin-nq6kf 4 года назад

      @@luisb.diazlatinking2850 Cool story bro.

    • @InquisitorMatthewAshcraft
      @InquisitorMatthewAshcraft 4 года назад +2

      @@luisb.diazlatinking2850 Troll. You're being reported. End of discussion.

    • @maycho4743
      @maycho4743 4 года назад +1

      Justin Guest Jew ?? Roflol

    • @GrupoChucumite
      @GrupoChucumite 4 года назад

      @@luisb.diazlatinking2850 Says the guy who can't spell "Jews". Yeah and that's why His son was a Jew.

    • @cureabees9440
      @cureabees9440 4 года назад

      lol i hate the juews XP :P wacky amiright

  • @Mirroredsmoke
    @Mirroredsmoke 4 года назад +20

    Dude theres something so addicting about watching this guys videos

  • @5150-c5e
    @5150-c5e 2 года назад

    The lady in the Jewelry store @ 7:17 was the nicest person i saw. Such an elegant smile and felt so warm like someone’s grandparents.

  • @hithere4289
    @hithere4289 4 года назад +37

    I love how people instantly feel confident and completely open up about themselves when you speak their language