Key & Peele - Grown-Ass Man - Uncensored

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  • @lukeliming8408
    @lukeliming8408 5 лет назад +5255

    This went from
    Two friends at dinner
    Dysfunctional gay couple
    Mother and toddler in light speed

    • @devinhelming3660
      @devinhelming3660 4 года назад +43

      😭😂 ya I knew something was coming

    • @cpmeech3751
      @cpmeech3751 4 года назад +87

      *fimminane single father an toddler*

    • @josephfoster2557
      @josephfoster2557 4 года назад +6

      Luke Liming crazy smh lol

    • @automotives902
      @automotives902 4 года назад

      He a trans ?

    • @devinhelming3660
      @devinhelming3660 4 года назад +11

      No they are not gay you guys it's called acting duh they are pretty good at it I have to say

  • @brittneycrowe3190
    @brittneycrowe3190 6 лет назад +4926

    What I realize about key and Peele is I never know wtf is going on for the whole first part then it gets hilarious

    • @Catcherintherye11111
      @Catcherintherye11111 6 лет назад +42

      That's how smart their comedy is it surprises just like a joke should

    • @TTTTCJGKS
      @TTTTCJGKS 5 лет назад +5

      Most of the underlying themes in their skits is politically correct. You usually don't register it because they cover a wide variety of different social issues

    • @JesusChrist-gf4ff
      @JesusChrist-gf4ff 5 лет назад +1

      EXACTLY

    • @krabbcake8371
      @krabbcake8371 5 лет назад +2

      That's pretty much the MadTV formula for a lot of their sketches.

    • @amymesserschmidt2044
      @amymesserschmidt2044 5 лет назад +8

      It's so good, the production value and spot on parody makes the first half like an actual movie or TV show, then it takes a hard right turn lol It's so unique to them I love it

  • @mxtw7910
    @mxtw7910 6 лет назад +1883

    “This 3 bean salad is da bomb”...oh snap they got three bean salad up in therr 😂

  • @kanestone7008
    @kanestone7008 7 лет назад +3100

    I dont need u to tell me how good these actors are.
    ...im a grown ass man

  • @_catsy
    @_catsy 9 лет назад +1437

    Peele's child imitation is terrifyingly accurate...

  • @FreddyJA
    @FreddyJA 6 лет назад +1355

    I couldn’t imagine being one of the extras, having to sit there and keep a straight face lol

  • @jordancrawford3524
    @jordancrawford3524 8 лет назад +2110

    The acting on this is great, from when he's acting like an adult, to the 4 year old.

    • @Number1Irishlad
      @Number1Irishlad 8 лет назад +285

      *4 3/4 year old xD

    • @Celevie
      @Celevie 7 лет назад

      First name Last name whete the fuck is & hollywood actors haha. Bastards

  • @BOSG115
    @BOSG115 7 лет назад +6692

    Don't you guys dare laugh at him crying those are *MANLY TEARS*

  • @whaled-buffalo9640
    @whaled-buffalo9640 6 лет назад +506

    "I want a motherf*** inside voice up in this b**." I died so hard.

    • @householder6876
      @householder6876 5 лет назад +1

      Whaled-Buffalo i had to go back like 4 times cause I couldn’t breathe

    • @keithm5224
      @keithm5224 5 лет назад

      1:56

    • @LeiaJay
      @LeiaJay 5 лет назад

      Whaled-Buffalo OMG that part took me out 💀💀💀💀

    • @thedawgmansays
      @thedawgmansays Год назад

      What does it mean:/

  • @boy638
    @boy638 9 лет назад +9148

    superb acting right there

  • @mortecus
    @mortecus 8 лет назад +1221

    Every time someone tries to tell me that art is dead, I show them this video.

    • @AnthonyLi
      @AnthonyLi 8 лет назад +13

      Did you show Bo Burnham this?

    • @therino9695
      @therino9695 8 лет назад +9

      That's exactly what I was thinking..."ART IS DEAAAD. ART IS DEAAAADD. ART IS DEEAADD. ART IS DEEAAADD"

    • @elliottfeaster7813
      @elliottfeaster7813 8 лет назад

      +Von Vic Cayas 👎

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 8 лет назад +2

      I am an artist, please god forgive me

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 8 лет назад +3

      I am an artist, please dont revere me

  • @jay_bbygirl
    @jay_bbygirl 6 лет назад +1067

    “Aye aye aye aye! Get out ma face nugguh!” 💀

  • @lavendar-skies
    @lavendar-skies 8 лет назад +4872

    They are such good actors 😂😂

    • @davidgooding810
      @davidgooding810 8 лет назад +69

      Thank you. I said that on the "Pizza Guy" sketch . . . occasionally, these two are really, legitimately GREAT actors - and anybody will tell you that comedy is HARD.

    • @dannykey7744
      @dannykey7744 8 лет назад +2

      Eurasian Writer o

    • @Silenciobob
      @Silenciobob 7 лет назад +5

      Baka -chan I agree they are good and funny but I'm only liking this comment to get it off 666 likes. that's the devil number

    • @ambercharlton4359
      @ambercharlton4359 7 лет назад

      danny key to

    • @Professor_Ethical
      @Professor_Ethical 7 лет назад

      Silenciobob Think about how hard it was to laugh as the audience there...

  • @peacebewu
    @peacebewu 8 лет назад +639

    Hahahah they nailed the mom and son drama that happens in public places

  • @Filmingdooty
    @Filmingdooty 6 лет назад +338

    That heavy ass cry breathing took me back to when I use to get in trouble.

    • @Dogbreathe00
      @Dogbreathe00 5 лет назад +2

      Lol I think we all can relate to that,I remember I use to do the same thing as a kid.

    • @elijahcaudle7365
      @elijahcaudle7365 5 лет назад +1

      My mom slapped me once.

  • @Seth-uo9pe
    @Seth-uo9pe 8 лет назад +2794

    "Don't be gettin' loud up around these white people" Im dead xD

    • @springfresh4344
      @springfresh4344 7 лет назад +74

      Seth Story of my life. 😂😏

    • @trebesch2004
      @trebesch2004 7 лет назад +2

      Sad

    • @nickislilsis
      @nickislilsis 7 лет назад +66

      Most black mamas. Source: Am black

    • @EzeICE
      @EzeICE 6 лет назад +40

      Seth every black mother's line when scolding their kids in public. That's was MY mother! Lmaooooo

    • @loveinspired7
      @loveinspired7 6 лет назад +25

      Seth My mother said that too!
      That was a CARDINAL RULE when I was young...we couldn't embarrass her...ESPECIALLY in front of White people! 😂🤣😂🤣😊🤣

  • @hasany.9095
    @hasany.9095 8 лет назад +349

    "Nigga, I want a motherfucking inside voice up in this bitch"
    I'm dying.

    • @alqliang
      @alqliang 8 лет назад +2

      I died

    • @patrickjane5920
      @patrickjane5920 8 лет назад +8

      CONSEQUENCES

    • @saulv960
      @saulv960 7 лет назад +2

      Con-sehhhhh-KWEEEEEEEEEN-CESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @Professor_Ethical
      @Professor_Ethical 7 лет назад +1

      Hasan Y. When the grown ass man called him a bitch, I like many saw the slap coming, although I expected a backhand.

  • @truthbe-told7049
    @truthbe-told7049 4 года назад +72

    "He's 4" / "I'm 4 and a Quarter"...Man, that small and last line closed it out for me great. LMAO

  • @TheXxMidniightxX
    @TheXxMidniightxX 9 лет назад +367

    I died at "You treat me like a baby, but I'm not a baby."

  • @Masternecron247
    @Masternecron247 8 лет назад +1508

    "Just sayin', may'n. The nutrients is good, for maintainin' energy levels, so..."
    "...I know what the fuck a vegetable is."
    Easily my favourite part.

  • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
    @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 6 лет назад +1797

    *_The Curious Case of Jordan Peele_*

    • @kelsienicholson7824
      @kelsienicholson7824 5 лет назад +12

      Aditya Waghmare #shortflim

    • @troywelch8450
      @troywelch8450 4 года назад +4

      I didn't get it till I finished the vid lol

    • @zuraimiyahya73
      @zuraimiyahya73 4 года назад +2

      This is a reference to The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons

    • @hiphigh1
      @hiphigh1 3 года назад

      @@zuraimiyahya73 well wasn't that an interesting movie?!

    • @ritamacwan9901
      @ritamacwan9901 3 года назад

      When the movie coming out????????

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 9 лет назад +392

    "Oh snap. They got three bean salad up in thur?"
    Lol I died

    • @SarahA102000
      @SarahA102000 9 лет назад +6

      "I ain't never see dat" 😂😂😂

    • @hellawaits77NY
      @hellawaits77NY 9 лет назад

      You want some?
      yIH!

    • @813lynch
      @813lynch 9 лет назад +1

      "Don't be getting loud in front of all these white people" that shit is funny. What season is this from,4 or 5 ? I got the first 3 seasons,but i can't wait til 4&5 are on dvd.

  • @MsPianoKeyz
    @MsPianoKeyz 9 лет назад +3468

    "Don't be getting loud around these white people" - Every black mother

  • @kharris3352
    @kharris3352 5 лет назад +465

    “Don’t be gettin loud up around these white people” 😂😂

  • @thomascampbell350
    @thomascampbell350 9 лет назад +3385

    Spit out my drink at "I want a motherfuckin inside voice off in this bitch"

    • @madmangaming7205
      @madmangaming7205 9 лет назад +9

      Same here man.

    • @miks8
      @miks8 9 лет назад +3

      Madyson Reed I don't get. What does it mean?

    • @Test108ryf
      @Test108ryf 9 лет назад +6

      Peppermint deez nuts

    • @wheelzj
      @wheelzj 9 лет назад +8

      Peppermint "Inside voice" is u ranting and raving in ur head cause u pissed but can't/don't want to make a scene.

    • @miks8
      @miks8 9 лет назад +3

      wheelzj Ok thanks. But then it would be "inside voice UP in this ...". no ?

  • @TheEliteCarlos
    @TheEliteCarlos 7 лет назад +3215

    2:21 When you slap your sibling, and you try to make him feel better

  • @enuonhciv1834
    @enuonhciv1834 6 лет назад +599

    That face after he gets slapped..lmao

  • @DavidFiveThirteen
    @DavidFiveThirteen 8 лет назад +1957

    1:56 "Nigga I want a muthafuckin inside voice up in this bitch" hahaha

    • @atrusion8019
      @atrusion8019 8 лет назад +61

      "Don't be getting loud up around these white people"

    • @greatone5072
      @greatone5072 8 лет назад +6

      Aye aye aye aye off my face nigga

    • @elliottfeaster7813
      @elliottfeaster7813 8 лет назад +6

      lmao

    • @HoangNguyen-sy1be
      @HoangNguyen-sy1be 8 лет назад +9

      nah nah nah you dont do that, you dont treat me like a kid lmao

    • @SheenDean
      @SheenDean 8 лет назад +32

      DavidFiveThirteen "don't be gettin loud up around these white people" lol

  • @patrickgideon8584
    @patrickgideon8584 9 лет назад +302

    Man, I swear. I'm not having the best of days at the moment, but this skit has me laughing so hard I can't breath.

    • @ChrisMckay-qo7zo
      @ChrisMckay-qo7zo 9 лет назад +23

      Same for me lol. Good luck to you

    • @pterodactylptroll
      @pterodactylptroll 3 года назад +5

      I hope things are going better for you five years later. 🙏
      K&P is always a great way to brighten your day!

  • @matreyia
    @matreyia 6 лет назад +467

    "....got that Benjamin Button Disease... uh...he's four." ROFL...

  • @casey7266
    @casey7266 7 лет назад +592

    You know he's actually a kid on the inside when he says he's 4 and three quarters

    • @hannahwyatt4830
      @hannahwyatt4830 6 лет назад +2

      Deadass!!😂😂😂

    • @JohnSmith-pe6wo
      @JohnSmith-pe6wo 6 лет назад +2

      And why do you think that instead of just a person who likes to specify

    • @gonfreeccs1834
      @gonfreeccs1834 6 лет назад +2

      @@JohnSmith-pe6wo because that's what kids do

    • @JohnSmith-be5py
      @JohnSmith-be5py 6 лет назад

      I dated a girl who was 19 at the time. She would tell people she was 19 and a half and she was deadass serious.

  • @SurajSinghTomarArya
    @SurajSinghTomarArya 8 лет назад +510

    He's a grown ass man and that's some manly ass tears

    • @skat0rzZzz
      @skat0rzZzz 8 лет назад +17

      Hah, I see what you did there!

    • @omerbrooklyn8716
      @omerbrooklyn8716 8 лет назад +2

      Suraj Tomar I see wut you did der

  • @CarpeDiem23
    @CarpeDiem23 5 лет назад +63

    Peele's face after Key slapped him..priceless lol 😂

    • @garyvallone5393
      @garyvallone5393 5 лет назад +2

      TODAY is the day to turn to Christ! Stop what you are doing and do it now. I have no reason to waste my time by lying to you. This is very serious. This is ETERNITY. PLEASE hear my words as they are the truth. Jesus is the only way to heaven. You do not know when your time is up

    • @redtornado6741
      @redtornado6741 4 года назад

      Looks like mighty jabba

  • @volkdopee9970
    @volkdopee9970 8 лет назад +213

    "He's 4"
    "No I'm 4 and 3 quarters"
    I couldn't breath for 10 minutes 😂

    • @TheDangerbreed
      @TheDangerbreed 7 лет назад +2

      Alexis Soto Zapien how are you still alive?

  • @jacobparker6597
    @jacobparker6597 9 лет назад +524

    Ey! Ey! Ey! Not my face nigga! You never touch a grown man's face.

    • @nntflow7058
      @nntflow7058 9 лет назад +2

      How is it to be a loser? you like it?

    • @jacobparker6597
      @jacobparker6597 9 лет назад +23

      ***** Yes. Yes he is.

    • @davidn11
      @davidn11 9 лет назад +8

      Jacob Parker Like if you're gay

    • @jacobparker6597
      @jacobparker6597 9 лет назад +6

      davidn11​ I'm not gay but I'll like that comment anyway

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 9 лет назад +4

      davidn11 thank god you said you're instead of your

  • @simpslayer2055
    @simpslayer2055 6 лет назад +214

    2:26 when your little brother is about to cry when you hit him and hear your mom walking through the door

  • @nktrs
    @nktrs 8 лет назад +84

    "My son got that Benjamin Button's disease. He's four" I DIED OMFG

  • @MrSledge88
    @MrSledge88 8 лет назад +195

    His face before he got smacked, he knew he fucked up😂

  • @sedlyholmes3722
    @sedlyholmes3722 6 лет назад +26

    "Cuz you making me Angry!" the way he said that 😂

  • @sunfish87
    @sunfish87 7 лет назад +461

    These two guys continue to amaze me with comedy. They are comedic geniuses with great acting gifts.

  • @KingdorismHD
    @KingdorismHD 10 лет назад +285

    this would have been good for a snickers commercial

    • @blu1509
      @blu1509 10 лет назад +35

      "You act like a baby when you're hungry, try a snicker"

    • @KingdorismHD
      @KingdorismHD 10 лет назад +1

      Adolfo Boisselle exactly lol

    • @MrGamblerguy
      @MrGamblerguy 10 лет назад +5

      Adolfo Boisselle It should be the opposite of that and then he turns out to be a little kid.

    • @smellydank5118
      @smellydank5118 10 лет назад +2

      That is creative haha nice

  • @BrandiNaCole
    @BrandiNaCole 6 лет назад +91

    Whoever disliked this is not a grown man.

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo 5 лет назад +1

      B r a n d i Well said. 😎

  • @444shl3y
    @444shl3y 7 лет назад +1780

    “Don’t be getting loud around these white people” MY MOM AS HELL LMAO

    • @shady8099
      @shady8099 6 лет назад +19

      Charles Xavier really was that necessary

    • @charlieschafer9755
      @charlieschafer9755 6 лет назад +26

      @@charlesxav6817 Why are you the way that you are?

    • @peterathanasopoulos2274
      @peterathanasopoulos2274 6 лет назад

      Lmao thats funny as shit

    • @jakesmithsonian388
      @jakesmithsonian388 6 лет назад

      lol, yeah black people are funny

    • @charlesxav6817
      @charlesxav6817 6 лет назад

      ZombieMod how is that an insult when the percentage of nigga doing drugs is much higher than that of white people? Lol you must’ve gotten hit by basketball too many times.

  • @luc.24
    @luc.24 9 лет назад +2709

    I used to be just like you...
    and then I got Benjamin Button's disease.
    CON SEQ UENCES.

  • @wearanter1
    @wearanter1 6 лет назад +277

    Lmao that gasp before the slap

  • @dazhibernian
    @dazhibernian 7 лет назад +703

    These guys been out for years and I've just discovered them. Theres so many clips I've hit a youtube goldmine!

    • @michaelolvera5284
      @michaelolvera5284 6 лет назад +56

      dazhibernian these nuts been out for years on your chin

    • @michaelolvera5284
      @michaelolvera5284 6 лет назад +23

      Theres so many clips of these nuts on your chin

    • @elijahignacio5214
      @elijahignacio5214 5 лет назад +10

      dazhibernian I've just discovered these nuts on your chin

    • @cpsingh1931
      @cpsingh1931 5 лет назад +1

      Haha same here mate, they just make my day😄😄

    • @check123jo
      @check123jo 5 лет назад +1

      I'm actually jealous lol

  • @burtonl7239
    @burtonl7239 8 лет назад +2925

    When Kanye West and Snoop Dogg goes out to dinner.

  • @Nostrum84
    @Nostrum84 5 лет назад +13

    That entire slap scene :DDDD The faces both make before and after the slap tell entire stories!!! Jesus Christ this is gold!

  • @Ace_Wilson
    @Ace_Wilson 10 лет назад +3117

    Oh snap...they got three bean salad up in thur?

  • @MichaelBrown-rg8oi
    @MichaelBrown-rg8oi 9 лет назад +208

    I love how key and peele are just equal in talent and comedy... For awhile there peele said he was thinking he was going to get cut i'm glad he didn't and showed his true potential.

    • @mschuhler
      @mschuhler 9 лет назад +3

      But...but... they can't do that. It's not a show without the both of them...

    • @MichaelBrown-rg8oi
      @MichaelBrown-rg8oi 9 лет назад +1

      Michael Schuhler They won't but peele said after season 1 comedy central was thinking about cutting him

    • @mschuhler
      @mschuhler 9 лет назад +4

      Michael Brown That would just be wrong. I'm glad they didn't

    • @pepsipapi1707
      @pepsipapi1707 9 лет назад +14

      Michael Brown Peele is funnier to me lol

    • @mschuhler
      @mschuhler 9 лет назад +9

      Choco Fire Ohhh yeah. Peele is much funnier and talented. But they are both hilarious.

  • @PowerEd8
    @PowerEd8 2 года назад +15

    Love Peele's vocal range!
    This deep and husky when he wants to.
    Obama and NDT voices when calm.
    And high pitched as Meegan.

  • @14GILBEM
    @14GILBEM 8 лет назад +817

    "Nigga, I want a motherfuckin inside voice up in this bitch." Haven't breathed in 20 minutes😂😂

    • @happypeople3746
      @happypeople3746 8 лет назад +1

      lol right

    • @pache7216
      @pache7216 8 лет назад +20

      don't be getting loud in front of these white people

    • @akiaki9jade
      @akiaki9jade 8 лет назад

      I'm not s native speaker, could you kindly explain what's the joke here? Thanks a lot!

    • @quivid5
      @quivid5 8 лет назад +3

      It's mainly the choice of words. Combined with the fact he's acting as his parent saying he needs to lower his voice because they're "inside" a restaurant

    • @gwoklung89
      @gwoklung89 8 лет назад +2

      my favorite part of this skit.

  • @mikotosuoh5752
    @mikotosuoh5752 7 лет назад +324

    He gots the Benjamin buttons disease😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Will-jd6vb
    @Will-jd6vb 5 лет назад +6

    The way they ease it from being a grown ass man to a toddler is so impressive. I can watch this a million times and laugh my ass off while still being impressed by their acting skills!

  • @dukeblacksmith6850
    @dukeblacksmith6850 7 лет назад +340

    That " Bitch Slap " looks pretty Real to me...!

    • @diesel2x
      @diesel2x 6 лет назад +4

      I'm sure it was . lol

  • @keishaizawesome2836
    @keishaizawesome2836 8 лет назад +159

    That face he made when he got slapped Lmmfao!

    • @jjlatinopedia
      @jjlatinopedia 8 лет назад +2

      Keisha Thomas I want to see the face you make when I slap that ass.

    • @keishaizawesome2836
      @keishaizawesome2836 8 лет назад +3

      Smdh

    • @iamjacksyoutube5375
      @iamjacksyoutube5375 8 лет назад +1

      OrganicChemistry2
      according to our President Elect you have to be famous first. Then you can get away with that and the women will want it!

    • @iamjacksyoutube5375
      @iamjacksyoutube5375 8 лет назад

      I pray I quit watching the election outcome too early

    • @livingmeme7167
      @livingmeme7167 8 лет назад +2

      Lmao ikr

  • @megaredemption8051
    @megaredemption8051 6 лет назад +403

    I always think Keegan is a mother in this skit but his character has a beard

  • @rohanpanicker
    @rohanpanicker 8 лет назад +177

    Their acting is unbelievably good

  • @BrooklynBaexD
    @BrooklynBaexD 9 лет назад +39

    bruh that face peele made after key slapped him was priceless

  • @robynthebank919
    @robynthebank919 5 лет назад +5

    2:30 "you a grown ass man. You a grown ass man, Are you- Who's a grown ass man?! You a grown ass man!" 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ronsou
    @Ronsou 9 лет назад +1165

    Man this how that man Kanye be acting lol

  • @GamingStar1995
    @GamingStar1995 10 лет назад +147

    1:20 "Aye aye aye aye....that my face nigguh" Weaak! XD

    • @thaGrUnt
      @thaGrUnt 10 лет назад +26

      He actually said "get out my face niggah"

    • @thaGrUnt
      @thaGrUnt 10 лет назад

      No he didn't say off my get out y face. Listen again

    • @thaGrUnt
      @thaGrUnt 10 лет назад

      No it wasn't. You wanna get knocked the fuck out?

    • @thaGrUnt
      @thaGrUnt 10 лет назад +2

      With my fist nigga

  • @lovesjokes76
    @lovesjokes76 6 лет назад +24

    "you want some a mine?"
    ".....YEAH"

  • @HankTheTank23
    @HankTheTank23 9 лет назад +44

    "... he's 4"
    "4 and three quarters!"
    *sobs*
    ROFL

  • @teal2913
    @teal2913 7 лет назад +601

    "The nutrients is good, for maintaining energy levels"

    • @Mylesfinch
      @Mylesfinch 6 лет назад +29

      Don't tell me what a vegetable is

    • @cryptoluffydefidegen5816
      @cryptoluffydefidegen5816 5 лет назад +4

      I thought they was a couple and he was gonna say something about being bad in bed

  • @doll_dress_swap12
    @doll_dress_swap12 5 лет назад +102

    The hilarious thing is that his face looks exactly like an adult version of one of the toddlers ive looked after.... So this is like seeing an adult version of something of the exact tantrums I've dealt with.... Minus the slapping of course, haha

    • @malcolmandrews893
      @malcolmandrews893 5 лет назад

      Who's a grown a** man?
      👉🏻 you a grown a** man!

  • @markievalk
    @markievalk 8 лет назад +62

    This is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life.

  • @tyrantgod7045
    @tyrantgod7045 9 лет назад +163

    2:25-2:28 what you be like when you hit your little sibling too hard and trying to get them not to tell

  • @jtlmusic8183
    @jtlmusic8183 6 лет назад +10

    2:20
    The buildup and the delivery of that line never fail to make me laugh.

  • @mgomez6480
    @mgomez6480 8 лет назад +610

    This is so funny rewatching this after you know the punchline.

  • @oPosiidon2800
    @oPosiidon2800 10 лет назад +57

    When key slapped that forked I almost died xD. This entire skit had me crying. Great Skit

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 10 лет назад

      had me crying lolol. i have seen dudes act this way lol.

    • @purpleninja141
      @purpleninja141 10 лет назад +2

      Did you and the other 11 people who liked your comment mean when jordan smacked the forked?

  • @RedMenace0
    @RedMenace0 6 лет назад +15

    "He's four"
    " *Sniffles* Four and three quarters "

  • @janbartolome5291
    @janbartolome5291 9 лет назад +39

    The thing is, they are not funny guys. They're not just that. They are GREAT actors!!! every skit they do, leave me speechless all the time. I laugh so hard and at the same time I am blown away by their brilliance!

  • @essammccain9994
    @essammccain9994 9 лет назад +334

    and then i peed my pants............. CONSEQUENCES

    • @Chainman7
      @Chainman7 9 лет назад +10

      +Essam Mccain oooooooooh you think your bad holmes...I went out with my dad for dinner...then I called him a bitch...and then he slapped the fuck out of me...CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!

    • @elijahisbell2622
      @elijahisbell2622 7 лет назад +5

      And then... Harry Potter jumped me CONSEQUENCES

  • @bigtaz504
    @bigtaz504 5 лет назад +53

    This is my favorite skitch. I always die laughing when I see it.

    • @MistaSistaFista
      @MistaSistaFista 5 лет назад +1

      Haha yes!! I rewind this like 20 times haha

    • @lulamax7942
      @lulamax7942 4 года назад +1

      I don’t get the skit though :/

    • @henrichristophe5310
      @henrichristophe5310 3 года назад

      @@lulamax7942 He kept saying he a grown man just to act like a child at the end.

  • @OverthereLook
    @OverthereLook 10 лет назад +1281

    Do you guys want to try these vegetables? They're good for maintaining energy levels.

    • @a.g647
      @a.g647 10 лет назад +67

      I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN

    • @chrischehade5353
      @chrischehade5353 10 лет назад +39

      I know what the fuck a vegetable does for you I'm grown ass man

    • @OverthereLook
      @OverthereLook 10 лет назад +41

      Chris Chehade
      Alright, I'm sorry.
      This three bean salad is the bomb tho.

    • @SourMech
      @SourMech 10 лет назад +31

      Oh snap, they got three bean salad up in der? I ain't even see dat

    • @SqueakieHD
      @SqueakieHD 10 лет назад +16

      You want some of mine?

  • @naomithequeen8402
    @naomithequeen8402 7 лет назад +85

    *"DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO BREATHE!"*

  • @kele7535
    @kele7535 5 лет назад +4

    Key's voice and persona in this sketch is the funniest part to me. I love when he uses this voice.

  • @ambskater97
    @ambskater97 10 лет назад +170

    Every black kid had this interaction with their momma.

    • @calmingvoice8646
      @calmingvoice8646 10 лет назад +32

      For me, that smack would have come a lot sooner and without any "I'm sorry."

    • @MrHomerwilson
      @MrHomerwilson 10 лет назад +7

      Hell, I had this interaction with my momma and I'm white. It's not a color thing, it's a momma not taking any more shit thing. My daddy woulda whipped my ass in the car and drug me back in sobbing, sat my ass down and finished dinner.

    • @SyedSaif17
      @SyedSaif17 10 лет назад +10

      MrHomerwilson drug ? You mean dragged , right ? Right?

    • @ryandickerson9699
      @ryandickerson9699 10 лет назад +3

      His daddy drugged him and then...

    • @goatpriestess1202
      @goatpriestess1202 10 лет назад

      Hey hey so did every white one thats so steryotypical my cousins african american

  • @alexts94
    @alexts94 9 лет назад +36

    1:56 I gagged on my water, nearly cried LMFAO

    • @marktangnian2861
      @marktangnian2861 7 лет назад +3

      Nigga I want a motherfucken inside voice 😂😂😂😂

  • @markozivanovic117
    @markozivanovic117 6 лет назад +97

    These two should be in lead roles in True Detective 3 or something. I wanna see them in serious roles, comedians who can act well always excel in those.

    • @MarvinTolfo
      @MarvinTolfo 6 лет назад +4

      watch fargo season 1 episode 8 ;)

    • @roseandstem8054
      @roseandstem8054 6 лет назад

      Yeah, was gonna say the same. Fargo, season 1

  • @IshyVideos
    @IshyVideos 9 лет назад +45

    I would pay money for them to do this skit in a real restaurant.

  • @Supergoku5000goku500
    @Supergoku5000goku500 8 лет назад +43

    I know what a vegetable is I'm a grown ass man LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnboy5632
    @johnboy5632 5 лет назад +5

    "Who's a grown ass man?.......yuz a grown ass man! " 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @moler646445
    @moler646445 9 лет назад +87

    " 4 and Three Quarters" xD

  • @leegawd7308
    @leegawd7308 9 лет назад +46

    "I know what the fuck a vegetable is man" LMAO

  • @danielthemaniel7934
    @danielthemaniel7934 Год назад +2

    How is it that only now I'm seeing this sketch for the first time?

  • @SheenDean
    @SheenDean 8 лет назад +332

    "don't be gettin loud up around these white people"

  • @BAD_HOBO
    @BAD_HOBO 10 лет назад +6

    I don't know which is key or peele but whenever I see the larger one talk in a deep voice I can only think of the skit they did with him dancing/laughing.

    • @skaterFORever11
      @skaterFORever11 10 лет назад +2

      That's Jordan peele, keggen is the other one

    • @biilllllable
      @biilllllable 10 лет назад

      new to the world of awesome?

  • @callmequeenluu9985
    @callmequeenluu9985 5 лет назад +18

    I want a motherfuckin inside voice right now lmao

  • @TheDeadTexan
    @TheDeadTexan 10 лет назад +414

    I'm pretty sure this is what it's like when Drake goes out to eat with his mom.

  • @ligitmuffin
    @ligitmuffin 10 лет назад +207

    "Nigga I want a motha fucking inside voice up in this bitch"
    OMFG I died.

    • @chadbane1891
      @chadbane1891 10 лет назад +2

      Take your fly and leave, sir.

    • @blu1509
      @blu1509 10 лет назад +7

      WTF!!! nearly swatted my screen

    • @alpha059a
      @alpha059a 10 лет назад +1

      Man you got me wit that fly... Lol

    • @locksley11
      @locksley11 10 лет назад

      Hilarious

    • @matthewbowen2345
      @matthewbowen2345 10 лет назад +13

      "Don't be getting loud around these white people."

  • @lucionwilliams5589
    @lucionwilliams5589 6 лет назад +8

    That awesome moment when you find a skit you haven't seen!

  • @jrivera488
    @jrivera488 9 лет назад +33

    His face after he got slapped 😂😂

  • @jeythao3576
    @jeythao3576 8 лет назад +65

    " I'm 4 and three quarters" haha

  • @justaguy328
    @justaguy328 Год назад +4

    This is one of the most clever skit ideas i've ever seen. These two are geniuses.

  • @beelzeboo
    @beelzeboo 8 лет назад +36

    "Nnnnngghhh You stoopid Bitch!!!!"
    "Gasp" 😮
    I lost it, I could not contain my fuckin laughter. 😂😂😂

    • @esthermeya7090
      @esthermeya7090 6 лет назад

      I'm dead can't even get up from the floor to go to the shop 😂😆

  • @juliusmcc7733
    @juliusmcc7733 8 лет назад +31

    sweat of god i come back and watch this over and over since it came out..makes my day again and again

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 8 лет назад +10

      sweat of god...
      never heard that one before.

  • @priyankjairaj8764
    @priyankjairaj8764 6 лет назад +4

    2:02 is why I lived and died. 😂😂

  • @beastfromtheeast422
    @beastfromtheeast422 10 лет назад +1552

    This is almost unfunny to me because it's so damn accurate of how I used to act.

    • @passerby9255
      @passerby9255 10 лет назад +27

      shush

    • @jajajasper6157
      @jajajasper6157 10 лет назад +22

      Why do you think we care?

    • @400TTP
      @400TTP 10 лет назад +56

      I feel you Noah, I really do. Shit is funny as fuck none the less because of the amount of truth behind it

    • @devincoleman4671
      @devincoleman4671 10 лет назад +88

      Jaja Jasper I bet you're an absolute joy to be around!

    • @jajajasper6157
      @jajajasper6157 10 лет назад

      Devin Coleman sure.